Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20160816105749/@comment-26877467-20160818130417

It was an alien cake and you gained 200 pounds in 2 minutes.

You then exploded and someone nearby slipped on your right kidney and threw themselves at the ground, but missed. They then began flying and then someone nearby thought that someone had put something in their drink, so they accidentially destroyed the planet. Somehow.

I died.