Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26417074-20151203031845/@comment-28390278-20151213085337

Once apon a time there was a cow. The cow was very skinny. A tomato shot an apricot in the head. Then chairs took over the world. Voldemort just stole Elsa's eggbeaters. Why are potatoes so fat? Pingu's very elegant mother just blew up a Washington toilet. Oh, a cat just died eating elephants ._.

20 seconds later a banana ate someone's TV and vomited all over Einstein's kitchen. Someone hacked RobTop's pineapples. The mango king just stepped on Beethoven's burger. Oh, illuminati ate Donald Trump ._.