Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20180128145756/@comment-26822753-20180217180430

 ...nonono I can't take this anymore argh... nonono...

Sparky's voice is suddenly deadly serious.

 ...somebody's a dead man.

Sparky Dragon Boosts off to the location of the battle.

Filly turns to see the beam.

[Filly] ...ohnon

''Sparky goes straight through the beam and connects to Alfred, flooring him and making him drop his precious Last Knife. Sparky grabs it and threatens to slash Alfred clean in half with it.''

 Hello there! I am sorry, but you cannot have the precious.

'''[Alfred Tinio] ...What? You've come? Impossible! How? '''

 Ahaha... You don't know, do you? You mess with Filly, you mess with me. Now then, what shall I do with you, mr. Oy Nite Three...

'''[Alfred Tinio] Fool! You've just sealed your fate! Time for you to experience extreme corruption... forever! ' Alfred smiles.''

Sparky shrugs, then crosses his arms.

[Director] CUT! Sparky! You're going to be affected by this, because otherwise the pl

Sparky shows the Director the paradox that would happen if he was affected by that.

[Director] ...I don't care.

 Well then.

Error: storyarc.exe has stopped working

[Director] CUT! I get it. Now just... Keep this alive and do whatever. I don't get it at this point anymore. (under his breath) sparky why do you have to be such a walking paradox?

Anyway, ACTION!

'''[Alfred Tinio] ...Why isn't it working? It must work! Surely it has to work! I'm even affected by it! You should be corrupted by now! How are you not affected? '''

'''Wait, I remember now... I've heard of this before... '''

'''Of all the pestilences! I have to battle with somebody who experiences this kind of bond, then be defeated by their ally, and THEN be taunted with my own horror before me? THIS IS A FINAL INSULT WHICH I WILL NOT TOLERATE! '''

Alfred quickly charges at Sparky, before abruptly stopping before the edge of Sparky's Wing Glider.

 You know this? If you take one more step, this will cut you into a thousand pieces. Basically, you shall not pass.

'''[Alfred Tinio] th... th... impossible... How?.. '''

Alfred collapses.

Filly surrounds him in a chain of light, before they take him back to the group.

[Red] Wha?

[Filly] We found somebody peeking around here.

[Chrono] Alfred?

[Oinite] I KNEW you couldn't be trusted!