Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-31084489-20170223162102/@comment-29646689-20170812133602

Shenron Weasley wrote: (taps)

(message appears)

"We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile." (more typing)

THIS IS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE. THERE HAS BEEN AN XK-CLASS CONTAINMENT COLLAPSE - END OF THE WORLD SCENARIO. SCP-001 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT.

(seriously, try incorporating a machine the size of Nevada that eats all metal.)