Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25769855-20170311071550/@comment-27080660-20170321020551

Pig 103's house is a time machine.

The wolf opens the door, and pursues the pig back 8 days, to March 12, 2017 A.D. There the wolf keeps chasing the pig, until he comes across the first pig's house, which has yet to be destroyed. The wolf decides to give up on the 103rd pig, and attack the first pig, as a cheese house is extremely easy to infiltrate. However, just as he was about to chow down on the cheese, the wolf's past self appears, at the beginning of the thread and ready to begin his mass murder spree of scrumptious swine. Of course, the future wolf wants the pig all to himself, and so does the past wolf. They quickly engage in a vicious fight, clawing and biting each other viciously. Until the future wolf, older and more expierienced, delivers a fatal claw swipe to the past wolf's throat. However, in doing so, he makes a fatal mistake. By killing his past self, this means he no longer exists, as there was no past self to exist in the first place. Instantly, the wolf vanishes. In the future, every pig, house included, magically re-appears. They continue their daily routine, as if nothing had happened. However, it's only seconds before the universe collapses on itself due to the massive time paradox.