Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24286619-20170730085938/@comment-27080660-20170801190721

Oh boy, wall of text time!

First up:


 * I counter Steven's Hydro Cannons with my 2 Earth Heads,   using them to uproot Gaia's Thorns, a series of massive, ancient plants able to absorb any water and use it as nutrients!
 * My Water Heads  gain an extra strength bonus from the nutrients of Gaia's Thorns. These nutrients, however, are absorbed by your Dehydrator Roots. Thanks to the massive fluid boost from Gaia's Thorns, my internal water levels remain at a norm. Of course, you've now absorbed all the nutrients that originally came from your Hydro Cannon attack, so you now get a power boost. Oh well.


 * I'll then use my Water Heads to call forth the Atlantis-Killer Tsunami, a tidal wave so immense and so vast it's capable of sinking entire cities with ease. This massive wave soaks away one of your 2 continents. As for the other one, one of my heads gets smacked by it, causing it to fall off! Ground is super effective against Electric, after all. However, as this head wasn't set on fire, 2 more grow back in its place once more, giving me 3 Lightning Heads!   Heh, I'm part King Ghidorah now.


 * Now, this is where things begin to get a bit complicated. But knowing you, that's how you like it, isn't it Steven? Your 2 Mega Gaster Blasters fire! I immediately retaliate with a blast of pure darkness from each Dark Head.   Now, as you know, in Undertale, a fight can't end unless someone dies, is spared, or flees. And as fleeing or mercy aren't an option here, something's going to have to die. But it looks like our light and dark forces are evenly matched.

''Which means it's not going to BE your turn. Ever. ''

We're just gonna have to stand here until the end of time.

Capiche?

Unfortunately for you, we're NOT going to stand here forever.

Rather, your own attack will cause your own plan to fail!


 * While our 2 forces collide for eternity, you called another attack. Your Black Holes! And as you yourself said, these Black Holes consume anything light-related in their vicinity. And if I'm not mistaken, that includes the blasts from your Mega Gaster Blasters! Not only does this stop your previous attacks, it allows me to attack with my Dark Heads,  which cancel out your Black Holes!

This only leaves one of your attacks left... The BAZ Ray.

Now, as I'm sure you know, reaching absolute zero is literally impossible. But as this is RFF, let's assume it really is absolute zero temperature. Now, as it's absolute zero, it would be able to freeze ANYTHING, as it's essentialy infinity degrees cold.

But what would happen if Infinity met Infinity...?

Now, I'll combine my  Fire Heads with my Dark Heads and Light Heads  to form the Infinity Corona, an ancient remnant of a supernova which has essentially limitless heat!

Now, to counteract your infinite cold with infinite heat!

It looks like both of our attacks cancelled themselves out again. Of course, summoning something with infinite strength comes at a cost. My Fire Heads are a good deal weaker now.

But, that's every single one of your attacks. Leaving you open to an attack.


 * But before I do that, I'll counter Sonar's attacks with a full-powered Elemental Blast. As it's composed of all my elements, it counteracts the attacks. However, as my Fire Heads are weakened, they're unable to counter the Freeze Ray, leaving my 2 fire heads cased in ice.  As that's going to be an annoyance, I illuminate you with my Light Heads,  before ripping your shadow-being in two using a Dark Divider from my Dark Heads. 

Now that my 2 fire heads are frozen, what I'm about to do will be a lot harder.

Now, according to the wiki, this thing is so powerful that simply summoning it is considered godmodding. So not only will I be summoning a much, MUCH weaker version of it, but doing so will take 5 turns to accomplish.

Meanwhile, I fire 2 full-powered elemental blasts at Steven, as well as attempting to sever him in half with my Tail Blade.