Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24286619-20170629062827/@comment-7395353-20170710005300

Mr. Pixelator wrote: Mr. Pixelator stumbles onto the battlefield. Having no idea what has been going on for the past 90 something posts, he decides to set down his upgraded Thingy-O-Matic 9002™, which is now completely indestructible, and turn it on. He proceeds to grab a chair and some ice water and wait patiently for an attack to charge.

The Thingy-O-Matic is charging an attack... Mr. Pixelator wrote: I feed the machine some Trail Mix, activating Turbo Mode!

In Turbo Mode, the machine can attack once every turn. In addition, previous effects will remain for the rest of the battle, such as the magnetism. Alternatively, it could spend 2 turns to perform a Self Destruct for massive damage. To everyone except me.

'''WARNING!!! THE MACHINE WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN TWO MORE TURNS. TAKE COVER. OH, WAIT, YOU CAN'T, BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL STILL STUCK TO THE MACHINE.'''

MUAHAHAHAHA!

Anyone else see a problem involving a contradiction with Mr. Pixelator's first and latest posts on this thread? No? Hang on...

Mr. Pixelator wrote: Having no idea what has been going on for the past 90 something posts, he decides to set down his upgraded Thingy-O-Matic 9002™, which is now completely indestructible, and turn it on. Mr. Pixelator wrote: Alternatively, it could spend 2 turns to perform a Self Destruct for massive damage. To everyone except me.

'''WARNING!!! THE MACHINE WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN TWO MORE TURNS.

...still no? Let me make things EVEN CLEARER...

Mr. Pixelator wrote: completely indestructible

Self Destruct

SELF DESTRUCT

Error logic.exe has encountered an error and has stopped working. Windows is checking for a solution to this problem. What would you like to do? [Ignore] [Come up with an excuse that makes this logical somehow] [Surrender]