Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26336673-20171129010811/@comment-27080660-20171207165751

Gonna make this quick. I'm not only very tired, but frustratingly, incredibly busy.

Sparky, if you could avoid any assists this turn, that'd be great. I don't want to make this post longer than it needs to be.

Steven/TimewornKaiju

 * Mastiff launches a deadly barrage of attacks at Providence.  The sheer seismic energy of the quakes is far too much for even an ancient deity such as her to handle!
 * The shell cracks, and explodes!
 * However, you haven't won.
 * Behold, Providence's  true form! Having been unbound from the stones binding her essence, she's now a being of the most pure, concentrated Profaned Energy!
 * Immediately, she charges light-speed at Mastiff, before engulfing him in her supernova-hot body, before exploding with the force of a neutron star, dealing TREMENDOUS damage! (Note: As this is a suicide attack, any assists against this attack will be completely ignored. So don't be stupid and try to assist it.) She proceeds to dissipate into the atmosphere, having grown tired of fighting.
 * Providence, the Profaned God has been defeated! (Well, she's immortal, so she's not really dead, but she began to weaken after fighting for a long time.)
 * Meanwhile, the Devourer of Gods  gets bombarded with Australia-destroying Wave-Motion Guns, which actually do a lot of damage! However, being much stronger than Providence,  it's still got full energy.
 * The cosmic abomination counters the Shocker Breakers with upwards Laser Walls, which create a barricade against the lightning as well as pushing it away.
 * The Devourer of Gods  proceeds to deliver a BRUTALLY strong tail smack to Asriel, sending him careening about 5 miles back.
 * Yharon's  unable to do anything due to being frozen, and as such takes huge damage from the hammer smack to the head!
 * Enraged, the Jungle Dragon grabs Dreamy Bowser by the throat, before carrying him 15,000 feet up into the sky. Yharon  proceeds to deliver the biggest smackdown of all time, by slamming KoopaPride into the ground at supersonic speed!
 * Once the dust clears, Dreamy Bowser's been sprawled onto his shell, unable to right himself... Well, not before Yharon  claws open the Koopa King's exposed stomach!