Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20171127003438/@comment-29646689-20171127004531

The Imperial Fleet is an actual thing, and I am the Admiral.

Step 1: send out Storntrooper squads to round up everyone who has caused me mental or physical pain.

Step 2: threaten them, then let them go.

Step 3: implicitly take over the world.

Step 4: colonize the stars.

[404] And one more thing: build the Scranton Reality Bender.