Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20180128145756/@comment-27790518-20180217215446

[Chrono] Ah. Let me take it.


 * As Chrono is about to hold the knife, he feels an eerie urge to commit genocide, like Alfred.

[Chrono] Nonono! I can't take it!

[Sparky] Wait.. Why?

[Chrono] I just can't.. I'm not going to take this at all.

[Oinite] Then let's just drop it off at the ship.


 * Oinite is about to grab the Knife, but also feels the same eerie urge. This time it's more powerful.

'''[Oinite] Yes.. Give me the Knife.. GIVE ME THE POWER.. UNLIMITED POWER- ''' [Red] Snap out of it! You are not taking that knife!
 * Red immediately slaps Oinite in the face.

[Crysta] Wait.. I know that knife.. I remember seing that.. A stickman came, and destroyed my people.. No!


 * Crysta hides behind Chrono.

[Red] Give me the knife. I seem to be the only one who is immune to the curse.


 * Red takes the knife, and heads to the ship to drop it off.

[Sparky] Now.. Shall we discuss our plans on this planet?

[Snuffles] Right. Now, our main goals are to find the Spatial Warp-Disruptor, so we can go to the next planet, defeat G-BINARY, which is hard especially with his memes..

[Oinite] Ugh.

[Snuffles] ..and we have to explore 100% of the planet.

[Sparky] So what should we do first? Defeat G-BINARY so he won't have to keep trying to kill us?

[Oinite] I'd say we should find the Spatial Warp-Disruptor first.

[Snuffles] There's also one more thing: Find Elodian.

'''[Elodian] You don't need to find me. I find you.  [Chrono]''' Are you.. Elodian?
 * Elodian stands in front of a group.

'''[Elodian] Why, of course. I am Elodian, the Adjuster. As a creator, my goal is to adjust different events when necessary. '''

[Oinite] Creator?

[Snuffles] Ah, right. He is part of the Resistance, the group that is trying to destroy the Cataclysm Machine.

'''[Elodian] You are here to help, right? '''

[Chrono] Yep. And you need all the help you can get, right?

'''[Elodian] Indeed. '''
 * Crysta comes out of Chrono's back.

[Crysta] Uh.. Hello Elodian..

'''[Elodian] Hm, who is this Trigonometric Spirit? '''

[Chrono] They're the guide to the Cataclysm Machine.

'''[Elodian] Well, it's good to see that we have a guide there.. although I also know the way too. '''

[Chrono] Well, atleast we have more help, right?

[Snuffles] I hate to break in the conversation, but we really need to make a plan.

[Elodian]''' If I were you.. I'd say we first defeat G-BINARY, so that exploration is easier. And while we try to explore the entire planet, we may find the Warp-Disruptor.'''

[Oinite] Sounds like a good idea. Let's go!

'''[Alfred Tinio - UNCONSCIOUS] Ugh. Now they defeated me, taken my Knife, and tied up with this stupid chain.. Hold on, what's this? '''

[Red] Well, he'̷s̵ ̵r̸e̴s̵t̵r̷a̷ined, and we have his̸ ̶k̵n̸i̸f̷e̴.̴.̶.̶

[Sparky] Interr̶o̸g̴a̸t̷e̸ ̴h̶i̶m once we're in̴ ̴a̵ ̸s̵a̴f̶e̶ ̸place.

[Chrono] No, he̶ ̷c̵o̵u̶l̴d̴ ̸e̸s̷c̶ape... ̵H̵e̸'̸s̶ ̶d̷o̶n̷e̷ ̶i̶t̷ ̸b̷e̵f̴o̵r̶e̶.̵.̴.̶

'''[Alfred Tinio] Perfect. First, they got me. Then they have an all-powerful entity on their side. Now, they're going to interrogate me?!  [Chrono]''' I think when we get back to the ship, then we interrogate him.
 * Oh, sure. All part of my plan. 

[Sparky] I'll also take his knife, and try to destroy it. I'll check in with 404 and see what he says.

[Red] Good idea. That is his life force, right?

[Filly] You guys don't need to worry about him escaping. Look at him. He's all chained up.

[Beta] Hm.. I'm not sure. He's in no state to do anything now, yet he's escaped from worse than this.

[Oinite] Just think about it. He escaped from his Void Prison, which should have never been possible.

[Oderfla] How do you know? You were dead when he did escape.

[Red] Except nobody knows how he does it...

[Sparky] Nobody kn--

[Sparky] Hey, that's exactly what we need. Why hasn't anyone seen him escape?

[Oinite] Oh yeah... Let's just have one person guarding him at a time. Until we arrive at a safe place.

'''[Alfred Tinio] Oh, please. All I have is telepathy with the other Anti-Creators- wait.. That gives me an idea.. Hehehe.. HAHAHA!  [G-BINARY]''' Good idea. I'll do it immediately.
 * Hey G-BINARY, you there? Look, I'm gonna need your help. I need you to launch ALL THE MEMES to kill the Resistance. 

[G-BINARY] LAUNCH ALL THE MEMES! AND BUFF THEM A THOUSAND TIMES!

[Internet Hate Machine]  DEPLOYING ALL MEMES...

[G-BINARY] Oh, except Ugandan Knuckles. He's useless.

<span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 0px black, 1px 1px 1px grey, 1px 1px 1px grey">[Internet Hate Machine]  CANCELLING UGANDAN KNUKCLES.. DONE. CONTINUE DEPLOYING MEMES.. ALL THE MEMES HAVE BEEN DEPLOYED. <span style="font-family:Courier New;color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 0px purple, 1px 1px 1px grey, 1px 1px 1px grey">[G-BINARY] HAHAHA! ALL THE MEMES HAVE BEEN DEPLOYED!
 * All the memes have been deployed!

[Oinite] Oh no! All the memes have been deployed!

[Elodian] All the memes have been deployed.

[Sparky] Please don't make this an Overly Long Gag..

[Chrono] It's not going to even be funny at this point. '''<span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 2px 2px 1px black, 0px 2px 1px black">[Alfred Tinio] Ah, perfect. All part of the plan. '''
 * Meme Man and Dat Boi go up to the Resistance and fight against them, backed up by the rest of the memes.
 * Alfred regains consciousness, and as the team battles the memes, leaving him alone, Alfred warps out of the chains, and runs to Chrono's ship.
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 2px 2px 1px black, 0px 2px 1px black">[Alfred Tinio] And this? Also part of the plan.