Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20180523015504/@comment-26877467-20180603195120

I power off my computer and my phone. "That's enough video games for today."

Then all I have to deal with is Star Wars. All I have to do is say the two words "Star Trek" and the resulting s***storm from the two fandoms that erupts afterwards is enough of  a distraction to let me slip by.

I approach Sparky, and imbose the cruelest of torments on them: pushing them over.

I lay down the following defenses:


 * 1) A storm of eggs. Your first challenge is to make it through the storm of eggs. In order for the exit to open, you must reach it with no egg on you.
 * 2) Your duplicate. The second challenge for you to overcome is a duplicate of you. It mirrors your every move, and any attempt to sidestep it will result in it sidestepping the same way, at the same time. If you propose to move first, it will make the same proposal at the same time, and if you agree to their proposition, they'll agree to yours at the same time. Any idea you have to pass them, they will get the same idea.
 * 3) A Caution: Wet Floor sign. Proceed with caution. The floor is wet.
 * 4) An unstable hostage situation. The next room has a hostage situation occuring, and any attempt to cross the room will result in the hostages getting hurt.
 * 5) A lego hallway. The hallway is covered in legos across the floor, walls, and cieling.