Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25358024-20180505015324/@comment-25358024-20180513192927

"I 'walk the dog' all over the vending machine." You force the Artifact Dog to do it! 5 damage to the Vending Machine. +3 XP

"I hit The Auto Defender while trying to defend MaLuckyDay." 15 damage! Auto-defender is rekt! +5 XP

"I drop a piano onto Enderman." It's super effective! 20 dmg! +7 XP

"I throw a spear at Enderman after the piano hit" 6 dmg! +2 XP

"I get inspired by Eternulli, and decide to throw a spear at the vending machine." 7 dmg! +3 XP

"i throw my brick at 404 using my mouth" 8 dmg! +2 XP

"I use Slayer as a shield to block the spear and brick" Slayer escapes at the last moment!

"Could I upgrade my sword now please? (I have 2 EQ)" Your sword is now level 2!

"If I have EQ, I upgrade my lightsaber. If not, this post is null and void." Your lightsaber is now level 2!

"ill do the same as 404, except with my brick. if i don't have EQ then this post is null and void" /null

"I’ll do the same as 404, except with my spear. If I don’t have EQ, this post is null and void." /null

"I get my Harvester and harvest the Attacker’s soul." MaLuckyDay is not close enough

"MaLuckyDay. I also harvest his squiddlyspooch Okno. Not his squiddlyspooch. His name Why not? Okillleavenow Imactuallynotleavingbutokay." ... .....what?

"I place a Snozzcumber, the worst vegetable know to man inside the vending machine." Airtoum tries to defend the VM from the attack, but he fails! The Vending Machine is poisoned! It takes 15 damage at the end of each turn for 5 turns! The damage will decrease if someone removes the Snoozcumber.

"I transform the SOUL&NAME harvester into a giant sword. And now MaLuckyDay’s name is ALuckDy" yeah no

Everyone healed for 10 HP! No chests spawn, next chests spawn in 1 turn! 12 turns till winning the game by defenders! 1 turn till a boss spawns!

XXPhoenix888 is hit by the Lightning Bolt and removed from the game! Random Dasher hits the vending machine for 5 dmg! W.A.N.F.A. hits Vaguebuild for 16 dmg! MaLuckyDay got his limbs back (Don't ask me how)

Overworld: Vending Machine [417/500 HP] (Poisoned - 4 turns left) {Round 1} Module 1 - locked {Lvl 4} Module 2 - locked {Lvl 6} Module 3 - locked {Lvl 8} AT: Random Dasher Revived [20/30 HP] EndermanR169 {Lvl 1 - 9/20 XP} [24/50 HP] MaLuckyDay {Lvl 1 - 7/20 XP} [25/50 HP] XSlayer300 {Lvl 1 - 0/20 XP} [50/50 HP] Ajani walker {Lvl 1 - 6/20 XP} [48/50 HP] AaronReturn2004 {Lvl 1 - 3/20 XP} [49/50 HP] Vaguebuild {Lvl 1 - 8/20 XP} [44/50 HP] Sonar553 {Lvl 1 - 1/20 XP} [50/50 HP] DEF: 404 found {Lvl 2 - 0/30 XP} [75/80 HP] (Has the high ground) Eternulli {Lvl 1 - 9/20 XP} [50/50 HP] Airtoum {Lvl 1 - 7/20 XP} [50/50 HP] Aggron {Lvl 1 - 0/20 XP} [50/50 HP] Artifact Dog [40/40 HP] NE: W.A.N.F.A. [65/65 HP] Lightning Bolt [Indestructible] (Instakills players who have been inactive for 3 or more turns) Objects: Wooden Chest #2 [50/50 HP] Wooden Chest #3 [50/50 HP] Metal Chest #1 [56/75 HP] Metal Chest #2 [75/75 HP]

Inventory: AT: EndermanR169 - Yo-Yo Dipped In Acid With Sawblades (YYDIAWS) (Lvl 1) XXPhoenix888 - None MaLuckyDay - Electric Brick (Lvl 1) XSlayer300 - Energy Sword (Lvl 1), Veteran Badge Ajani walker - Ice Sword (Lvl 2), Slingshot (Lvl 1) Vaguebuild - Screwdriver (Lvl 1) DEF 404 found - Electric Lightsaber (Lvl 2) Eternulli - Ice Spear (Lvl 1), Veteran Badge Airtoum - None Aggron - Soul Harvester (Lvl 1) NE None

Dead players: XXPhoenix888 {Lvl 1} [0/50 HP] (Hit by the Lightning Bolt) Dead entities: Neutral Bot N-1338 [0/30 HP] (Burned down due to internal error) Auto-defender Rebuilt [0/30 HP] (REKT by Ajani walker) Dead bosses: None