Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26417074-20151216061723/@comment-29106585-20151217065024

My Part 3 of the RubRub franchise! (Refer to previous thread for 1 and 2)

After RubRub condemed 66.6% of Deadlocked bugs to hell, he summoned a demon plushie and went to bed, cudding it as he nibbled on its left horn. But then Bloodbath cane and started eating the remains of RubRub's spectacles because RubRub had turned Cataclysm, his brother, into the plushie. At the same time, my towel suddenly realised that Cataclysm was gone, leaving him alone in the Chinese puddle. He picked up a tooth that Cataclysm had dropped and shouted "GRYFFINDOR!" at the top of his voice. The puddle turned into a chocolate burrito, where my towel cuddled up and went to sleep...forever.