Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27080660-20170804183407/@comment-27121914-20170814043900

Grey Goo Observation

 * "The grey goo is done eating white blood cells from inside the fish and starts eating its scales instead. Grey Goo Size: Somewhere around half a millimeter, I guess? I couldn't find any data on fish scale sizes."
 * Oh boy, poor fish...
 * "The Grey Goo is visible to the human eye now!"
 * That's pretty nice.
 * "Grey Goo size: It ate all of the fish's scales and is moving on to other fish, so I guess it's at least a cubic centimeter in size now."
 * OM NOM NOM NOM

The Bloodshed (TimewornKaiju vs. TheRealDarkrai5)

 * "Xerneas: pokemon logic: they only faint."
 * THEN I'LL JUST DEFEAT THEM OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER AGAIN. 
 * "Xerneas gives max revives to every hurt Pokemon"
 * k
 * "Also teleport spam? Sounds like you can't handle attacks"
 * Nah, I just like dodging rapidly.
 * "hypno uses hypnosis on Steven and makes him help us. The hypnosis unfortunately wears off"
 * I destroy the Hypno Pendulum with a tendril of Red Miles.
 * "Arceus uses disable on Steven disabling teleport spam"
 * k
 * "Arceus: everyone attack. Every Pokemon attacks timeworn specifically"
 * Bunches of weaklings again, huh?
 * "Damage done: 30 billion. Arceus: Attack the same way again! The Pokemon all attack timeworn. Damage done: 33 billion"
 * Bruh, I'm currently an enormous dragon made from energy of destruction.
 * Countless tendrils of Red Miles erupt from my body. 
 * Melee attackers have been impaled by Red Miles! 
 * For the ranged attackers, their projectiles are countered by Red Miles, and then they also get impaled. 

[DUEL] Omega PEKKA vs. Type: Sparky

 * "Ooh a counterattack. But my whole SUIT is Overcharged. I endure three parries, suffering no damage because Overcharging always makes you more resistant. When the PEKKA is about to parry my sword for the fourth time (it's pretty slow considering the amount of boosting it has), I javelin-throw it at the PEKKA, hitting the sword on the way. It just parried a thrown sword thrown at a funky angle designed to hit another sword, and both swords are now flying away. (How many times have I said "sword" in this reaction?) All that momentum is going to take it farther than anticipated... Meaning the PEKKA's going to have been slit open again."
 * The Omega PEKKA increases its speed with its module, and quickly run to get back its sword.
 * "If that was a critical hit, I'm immune to it, because my ability is Battle Armor. If it wasn't, then ow my head. Why doesn't it hurt more than that? I have a freaking power-nullifier mask on my head!"
 * Well, it wasn't a critical hit.
 * "I deploy a Flying Armada (a ton of Flying Machines on all sides)."
 * The Omega PEKKA uses Crimson Barrage to shoot those Flying Machines down with red orbs of destruction.
 * "I teleport above the Omega PEKKA, switch back to Flying-type and use Sonic Mania leaks!"
 * The Omega PEKKA launches several Sword Beams at you!
 * "I start swooping down, only to whack the PEKKA in the face with my sword. DO YOU LIKE MY SWORD SWORD SWORD MY SWORD that I just got back with a Tornado spell? I swoop back, then swing a Hidden Tesla around. I fly forwards extremely quickly and do a 360° attack with it, and then throw it towards the PEKKA to get it stuck in its suit."
 * The Omega PEKKA parries your sword.
 * The Omega PEKKA absorbs the electricity with its horns.
 * The Hidden Tesla got stuck inside the PEKKA. The Omega PEKKA is not amused.
 * 3477/5000 HP remains!
 * And then the Omega PEKKA destroys the Tesla by firing Horn Lasers at it.

404 found

 * "all of those attacks severely damages the Broken God, but it literally regenerates all of it (SCP-682 extreme regen). It is also radioactive."
 * Acknowledged.
 * "I (as the altered clone) jumps straight onto the Kommander, ignoring all else (because in this position the Gun Turrets would hit the Kommander as well if they shot at me). the Android Security did got rekt by the radiated golem, but they all explode when they die. Meanwhile I Binary Saber the Kommander while double jumpkicking him."
 * The Kerbal Kommander got incredibly worried about the fact that the turrets will accidentally attack him. Critical hit! 58% HP remains!
 * And then the Kerbal Kommander scraps those turrets.
 * The Android Security explodes, damaging Zadimus. 88% HP remains!
 * The Kerbal Kommander counters the Binary Saber with his own sword, created from combining light and darkness: The Blade of Equilibrium. 
 * "I (still as clone) see that the Android Security was not enough, and through a portal summon a couple of Fanatics. (I hope you know what they refer to.) Do note there are 5 and each carries a special Artifact. also they are about 100 times stronger than the Andriod Security and infects any and all creatures they contact with SCP-217 unless said creature is part of the Church or is already infected."
 * They're Broken God cultists, who are part of the Church of the Broken God, right?
 * Cryogen launches a barrage of Freeze Rays at Fanatic 1 and his artifact, and then he shatters them both like they were ice sculptures.
 * Vylona launches Frostfire Spheres at Fanatic 2, setting him on Frostfire, which is fire that has some properties that makes it opposite to regular fire. (Take a wild guess).
 * Aquarius shoots several water jets to slice Fanatic 3.
 * Infernus shoots Hellfire Spheres at Fanatic 4, setting him on Hellfire, which is fire that can't be extinguished by water, and can burn most things that's supposed to be fireproof or are already on fire.
 * Zadimus shoots a barrage of Homing Nukes at Fanatic 5. Please note that he can adjust their radius so they won't be too powerful or too weak.
 * "the Broken God is aware of its lack of power compared to the other super entities, and TPs away. But it comes back 5 minutes later the size of Jupiter, after consuming the entirety of the Imperial Fleet (which it somehow found)."
 * Acknowledged.
 * The UmbraLux Cannon needs even more turns to charge since the Broken God just got countless times larger than the Moon.

Pizzaking161

 * "i try dodging some moves but i still get a few cuts after it. I run the opposite way and then run back,slide and then trip Tryxera. Then i start punching the head like if it was a training dummy"
 * 74% HP remains!
 * Tryxera retaliates by shooting fireballs at you, then she gets up and uses Eruption against you.
 * Angry about you hurting their friend, Nerina and Desira have joined the battle!
 * Nerina impales you with a Fire Spear, which vaporizes, but it sets you on fire!
 * Desira throws a Sentry Bomb at you, which explodes into 3 TF2 Sentries. And then the Sentries proceed to shoot you!

The Red Dragon vs. HYDRA ACN Draconium Tank (TimewornKaiju vs. Sweg Dragon)

 * With that neutron star repelled by Sparky, I make a few, but powerful, moves against Sweg.
 * I launch a Great Gravity Wave at Sweg to push him into the Supermassive Black Hole, AKA the center of the Milky Way.
 * I summon a Supreme Crusher Barrier around Sweg, which will crush him with the force of the Big Crunch. (Apocalyptic scenario where the Universe implodes).