Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26336673-20171104170921/@comment-26336673-20171110110305

(Woah woah woah... Eevee... you should give turns...)

(Also, I'm fighting Eevee, and Sci is elsewhere. Mister is with you guys, actually. And remember: Mister is different from me.)

Oh well.

Scientedfic teleports back to where Eevee is.

 By the way, if you didn't notice, I'm not a robot.

Scientedfic then cuts off one of Eevee's arm, but Eevee regrows it instantly.

 And if you didn't notice, I heal instantly.

Eevee sees that Scientedfic has already healed from the Last Sword's effect. They clash.

(I'm -, you're +)

+ I slash him again with the Last Sword.

- I dodge it, and use the All-any Sword to turn it into a Vapor Sword. I swipe Eevee with it, and he's blasted off his feet with vapor.

+ Because I have extreme pain tolerance, I am able to stand it. I then turn behind my fortress and call the army to attack Scientedfic.

- In defense, I use my All-Any Shield, which turns into Discord. I throw the Golden Apple, and the army turns against each other, and fight.

+ I force the army to focus on Scientedfic.

- I then blast the army back with a pummel of my sword to the ground.

+ I push Scientedfic off the mountain.

- As I fall, I call upon my Stellar Star to get me back there. It complies. I am back on the mountain.

+ I use my flagship to start shooting at Scientedfic.

- I shield myself with Shrimp Skin Shield. It works out. I then throw a regular grenade at the Flagship.

+ Stupid move. That grenade did nothing. I blast bombs at Scientedfic.

- I glide with the Stellar Star, and taunt Eevee, forcing him to come out. Eevee complies.

+ I use The Last Sword against Scientedfic, and blast him so hard he falls into space.

- Actually, I dodged it.

+ IMPOSSIBLE! NO ONE CAN DODGE THE SWIPE!

- Well, with my Stellar Star, I can do a lot of things. Now, let's do my special move...

+ What are you going to do???

- Pet you.

+ Eve?

- I pet Eevee. But then I realize the numbness effect is still on. I remove the numbness effect, and begin petting Eevee endlessly. (Eevee still has a ridiculously high pain tolerance).