Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-36425657-20180919122042/@comment-26877467-20180919213934

Divide by 2 Staff
Reduces the quantity of things by a factor of 2. Does allow fractions, so you may end up with only a portion of one thing.

When used upon singular persons, it leaves exactly half of them behind. This typically is very horrifying and usually kills them.

When combined with the Multiply by 2 Staff, becomes the Multiply by 1 Staff.

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