Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180622030441/@comment-7395353-20180629015004

I throw creepy pasta onto the pile.

EVENTS
 * Quagsire is washing the ink off of itself.
 * The ink on the Devourer of Gods dilutes because it is wet.
 * The ink sticks the fly to Mario's corpse.
 * The monkey, 404's monstrosity, and the Devourer of Gods start eating the creepy pasta.

CONTENTS are in the expandy button tab thing because the list is too big
 * Mario's corpse
 * Mutilated
 * Has a hole in it
 * Covered in ink
 * Has a fly stuck to it because of the ink
 * Mario's hat
 * Covered in ink
 * A tombstone
 * Covered in ink
 * A soda can
 * Filled and covered with ink
 * A basement key
 * Covered in ink
 * The basement door
 * Covered in ink
 * Thermal Detonator
 * Won't explode (Quagsire's ability, Damp; Polish-speaking monkey prevents fires)
 * Covered in ink
 * Quagsire
 * Ability: Damp (Prevents explosions from occuring near it)
 * Covered in diluted ink
 * Washing ink off of itself
 * A polish-speaking monkey
 * Knows how to stop fires and prevents them
 * Covered in ink
 * Eating creepy pasta
 * Devourer of Gods
 * Covered in diluted ink
 * Eating creepy pasta
 * SCP-682
 * Very salty
 * Covered in ink
 * Eating creepy pasta
 * Btd456Creeper
 * Covered in ink
 * Plate of creepy pasta
 * Being eaten by the Polish-speaking monkey, SCP-682, and the Devourer of Gods