Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28741271-20151107133239/@comment-24401737-20151109130512

The turnip comes alive and an arguement begins:

Turnip: "STOP!!! I'm just an average turnip!!"

Cheyser: "But you are so tasty... ...for a turnip"

Turnip: "Oh well. I guess I'll get my wings and fly to heaven. soooo loooonnnnggggg........"

Heaven has the turnip. It now lives and is being hunted in a better place.