Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27790518-20171027215634/@comment-27121914-20171109142509

List of Current Players and Entities

 * 1) TimewornKaiju, the Embodiment of Chaos and Lust  (Eldritch Alexis ) (Frost Impaler's Armor : 125% HP) (Ruby Armor) (Shield of Evil : 98% HP) (Energy Absorber API: 112% Integrity) (Forcemental Shield: Elemental Shield on the outside, Inferno Shield on the inside) (Anti-Friendly Fire API) (Immune to forced teleportation by other entities)
 * 2) [MIND-BOSS]  Darkmetal Sonic (100% HP) (Phase 2: Darkmetal Overlord)
 * 3) Svantechnical (Submachine Shotgun) (Iron Fist 1)
 * 4) Megafleet (Star-Powered Laser Cannon) (Iron Fist 2)
 * 5) Draconic Destruction (Iron Fist 3)
 * 6) Red Sun (Iron Fist 4)
 * 7) Iron Fist 5 (Crusher Barrier)
 * 8) Iron Fist 6 (Sphere of Destruction)
 * 9) [SPACE-BOSS]  The Lord of Lightning/The Ruined Dragon (Super Mario Odyssey) (200% HP) (Faster Than You: His speed scales with his victim's/opponent's, so he will always be faster than you) (Electrified Scales: Anyone who makes physical contact with him will get electrocuted instantly after touching him, and have their physical damage nullified as a result)
 * 10) [POWER-BOSS]  Ares, the God of War (100% HP)
 * 11) Praetorian 1
 * 12) Praetorian 2
 * 13) Sweg Dragon, the Draconic Soul  (Assi-Limit API) (Holo-Forminator API) (Heatseeker API) (Healinator API) (Immortality API)
 * 14) Providence, the Profaned God 
 * 15) Profaned Guardian A (Attacker) 
 * 16) Profaned Guardian B (Defender) 
 * 17) Profaned Guardian C (Healer) 
 * 18) The Devourer of Gods (Final Form) 
 * 19) <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px purple">The Devourer of Thots/Another Worm Boss 
 * 20) <span style="color:brown;text-shadow:0 0 1px brown, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px green">Jungle Dragon, Yharon 
 * 21) Bumblebirb A
 * 22) Bumblebirb B
 * 23) Bumblebirb C
 * 24) Bumblebirb D
 * 25) Bumblebirb E
 * 26) Type: Sparky (P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Mini P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Phantom Rider Suit)
 * 27) [SUPERBOSS] EG-02 Egg Walker
 * 28) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-1 Death Egg Robot
 * 29) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-2 Big Arms
 * 30) [FLEET] Brevon's Fleet
 * 31) [SUPERBOSS] Lord Brevon
 * 32) Tons of other random stuff
 * 33) 404 found, the Fleet Admiral
 * 34) Sonar553, the Shadow of Darkness (Hex Shield)
 * 35) [FLEET] Patapon Airships
 * 36) Yumipons: Gyaba, Sabara and Mourissoo
 * 37) Uberheroes: Pingrek, Oohoroc, Tondenga
 * 38) 10 Cannons
 * 39) Alpha654
 * 40) Alpha
 * 41) Fishtopus
 * 42) Headolodon
 * 43) Pink Sheep (Attack Deflector Barrier)
 * 44) Brown Eevee
 * 45) Falco Maxime: Centcom & Various APIs
 * 46) 213 Urga Mstitels
 * 47) 253 M99A5 Silhouettes
 * 48) Golden Urga Mstitel
 * 49) Monumental Mecha-Dragon Mothership
 * 50) Cima Leon: Centcom & Various APIs
 * 51) Monumental Mecha-Hydra Mothership
 * 52) Corda Dracon: Centcom & Various APIs
 * 53) Monumental Mecha-Kraken Mothership
 * 54) [FLEET] Hexiron Fleet
 * 55) Hexiron Space Station
 * 56) Class C Battleship of Hexiron
 * 57) Bavarium Shielded S-557 Salvation, Class C Battleship of Hexiron
 * 58) eDEN Airship
 * 59) Cala Marity Ganon
 * 60) [SUPERBOSS] Ghirahim
 * 61) [SUPERBOSS] Scylla
 * 62) [SUPERBOSS] Christian Brutal Sniper
 * 63) [SUPERBOSS] Agni
 * 64) [REALITY-MINIBOSS] Shiroe
 * 65) [SUPERBOSS] M-29 Musashi
 * 66) [GROUP] Almighties
 * 67) [ALMIGHTY-BOSS] Thunder God Zeus
 * 68) [ALMIGHTY-BOSS] Anubis The Protector
 * 69) [ALMIGHTY-BOSS] Radiant Aphrodite
 * 70) [ALMIGHTY-BOSS] Shining Amaterasu
 * 71) [ALMIGHTY-BOSS] Splendid Ganesha
 * 72) [ALMIGHTY-BOSS] Wrathful Poseidon
 * 73) RiddleguyGO!
 * 74) [ARMY] The OPTIMA II Force Army
 * 75) 400 Astro/Plasma Beam Module wielding soldiers
 * 76) 600 Hitmen Bots
 * 77) 150 Special Forces
 * 78) 280 Ultra S.P.L.I.T XII wielding soldiers.
 * 79) Dragons
 * 80) Udriton
 * 81) Merinon
 * 82) Xeidelon
 * 83) 9 Dragon Keepers.
 * 84) OPTIMA II Force Ship
 * 85) Oiniteoderfla12
 * 86) SnufflesTheDog
 * 87) Ignotus Pervrell.exe
 * 88) EpicToast2005
 * 89) Geoplayer123
 * 90) Pizzaking161

Assistant of the Red Dragon (Type: Sparky)

 * "I start by jumping high in the air and landing on Sweg while shooting energy bombs and fanfics at him. THE WORST KIND. The kind about Sweg's [EXPLETIVE THAT WAS DISCUSSED ON THE DISCORD]!"
 * <span style="color:crimson;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">Oh, thank you! I seriously hope he enjoys those fanfics! ^_^ 
 * "1: I Tornado everything into one spot -- Providence and her minions and all of Sweg's other entities. I then shoot my Evilness Laser set to Splash at them all. And Darkceus gets away with it!"
 * Assist 1. Check.
 * "2: I set the Evilness Laser to You are [EXPLETIVE]ed (an instant kill). The Devourer of Thots dodges the ray... at the cost of blocking Darkmetal Sonic! I then use the You are [EXPLETIVE]ed rays to distract the Devourer of Gods so that Darkmetal Sonic can hit."
 * Assist 2. Check.
 * "3: I strike the Lord of Lightning with a Lightning Spell. IT'S REALLY FAST NOW!"
 * Assist 3. Check.

The Unholy Assault (Sweg Dragon)

 * "Beautiful. Steven's assist slave has arrived."
 * You called my local buddy a slave? <span style="color:crimson;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">That's... kinda kinky, you know. 
 * "Now I can enjoy tearing you BOTH to bloody pieces!"
 * <span style="color:crimson;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">Sure, go ahead! ^_^ If you managed to tear me to "bloody pieces", then I'll just turn into Red Miles and ensnare you with those red tendrils of mine. No further details are needed, sweetheart! ❤️ 
 * "I've seen enough [REDACTED] to know where this is going!"
 * "Well, let's see."
 * <span style="color:crimson;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">Notice me senpai... 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">Wait a minute... did I just seriously type THAT!?! [WakeMeUpInside.mp3] 
 * "Darkceus begins by attempting to engulf Providence in a massive water tornado. And he would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling Profaned Guardians she target-summons!"
 * You Meddling Kids!
 * Profanity Guardians: Born of the profanity words that is never allowed to be censored, the Profanity Guardians are the eternal servants of their god, Propane. They are the physical manifestations of the souls of deceased worshipers that were promised eternal life in exchange for swearing a lot; they are stubborn, and will create sockpuppet accounts some time after their demise from the core of Propane herself. They guard to the death, both Propane and her propane accessories, which were used as mediums to communicate between Propane and the NPCs and players of Call of Duty before Trollface appeared. When the ultimate troll began spreading his influence across the servers, the guardians started a flame war to repel him. What started off as a perceived victory for the guardians was soon followed by the unleashing of the troll's trusted Slither.io and his Ripoffs. The guardians were destroyed, and retreated back to their god to be reformed once more. Years later, Hank Hill manages to piece together one of the propane accesories, awakening the guardians once again.
 * "The Profaned Guardians smash against Darkceus, while blocking the tornado."
 * Sparky's Assist 1: "I Tornado everything into one spot -- Providence and her minions and all of Sweg's other entities. I then shoot my Evilness Laser set to Splash at them all. And Darkceus gets away with it!"
 * In case if Sweg don't know about this, it's a Clash Royale tornado. A tornado in Clash Royale is like a giant magnet that pulls every enemies in range into one spot.
 * Sparky shoots an Evilness Laser set to Splash at Sweg's entities (which are pulled into one spot by Sparky's tornado spell). INCOMING SPLASH DAMAGE!!
 * Darkceus managed to evade the Profaned Guardians before they get to hit him, all thanks to my personal slave assistant!
 * "The 3 types of Guardians: One specializes in attack. One specializes in defense. And the final one specializes in healing."'
 * Acknowledged.
 * "With the threat of the tornado gone, Providence slashes Darkceus with her wings, incinerating the beast in profaned flames."
 * <span style="color:crimson;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">My my, wouldn't that be a hug? [lenny] 
 * <span style="color:crimson;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">If yes, then... IT'S SO CUUUUTE!! ^_^  DARKCEUS IS REKT!!
 * REKT BY: Providence, the Profaned God - Elysian Wing Hug of Doom Slash
 * <span style="color:crimson;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">...Well, that was worth it, I guess? 
 * <span style="color:crimson;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">After all, I think I'm starting to run out of ideas for that guy's attacks. 
 * "Darkmetal Sonic fires a bunch of OP weapons against the Devourer of Gods. However, it, too, is stopped by a new force, ramming it from behind!"
 * om nom nom nom. MASSIVE DAMAGE!! 100% HP remains! (His total HP was raised to 200% after a buff by Sparky)
 * Darkmetal Sonic uses his mind powers to telekinetically mine an entire planet. He then fuse all of their atoms into a mass of Darkmetal. It's far far smaller than the original planet, but it's much more durable as well.
 * Phase 2 initiated! DARKMETAL OVERLORD.
 * <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan">Darkmetal Overlord  creates 4 Iron Fists, and teleports his weapons for them to hold instead of holding them himself. (Just look at him! He doesn't look like he'd be able to hold weapons in that form)
 * "Don't get cocky, kid!" Another Worm Boss, AKA the Devourer of Thots, has awoken!"
 * Poor guy. Both of his names are inherently funny in one way or another.
 * First, he's called The Devourer of Thots - one who eats "that hoe over there"
 * <span style="color:crimson;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">...will he devour me, too? :) 
 * Second, he's literally called Another Worm Boss. Can't he get an epic-sounding name like the literally other worm bosses in Terraria and Calamity Mod?
 * "Yes, each super-entity will summon their respective minions for the fight. They'll be quite easy to take down compared to the main bosses, though."
 * Yep, that's right.
 * "Immediately, the Devourer of Gods summons large Laser Walls on all sides of Darkmetal Sonic, before smashing into it with his head."
 * He's now <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan">Darkmetal Overlord , BTW.
 * <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan">Darkmetal Overlord  summons Iron Fists 5-8 to push the Laser Walls away with Gravity Waves! And then those Iron Fists explode.
 * Sparky's Assist 2: "I set the Evilness Laser to You are [EXPLETIVE]ed (an instant kill). The Devourer of Thots dodges the ray... at the cost of blocking Darkmetal Sonic! I then use the You are [EXPLETIVE]ed rays to distract the Devourer of Gods so that Darkmetal Sonic can hit."
 * Instant kill, sure, but I'm pretty sure that it can easily be dodged.
 * So, basically, The Devourer of Thots dodges the Instant Kill Laser, but then he accidentally blocks Darkmetal Sonic/Overlord from getting hit by The Devourer of Gods. And then Sparky continuously shoots Screwed Rays at The Devourer of Gods in order to make him keep dodging if he want to eat Darkmetal Sonic.
 * In case if that didn't work, then <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan">Darkmetal Overlord  surrounds himself in a Gravity Shield. Once The Devourer of Gods charges at him in order to make him his dinner, then the shield, which works like Sparky's Regular Shield, will expands into a Gravity Wave, which pushes him 1000 kilometers away before dissipating!
 * "And, following the pattern, you probably know what's next."
 * Bumblebirbs. Dangerous creatures with a cutesy name.
 * "The Lord of Lightning attempts to hit Yharon with lightning and Subsuming Vortexes. Yharon's far too fast to get hit by the lightning, but the vortex blades catch up and deal some damage."
 * Sparky's Assist 3: "I strike the Lord of Lightning with a Lightning Spell. IT'S REALLY FAST NOW!"
 * OVERCHARGE!! The Lord of Lightning has gained a new passive ability: Faster Than You! (His speed scales with his victim's/opponent's, so he will always be faster than you)
 * However, in Yharon's case, both dragons' speed will cap at lightspeed, so that it won't be too fast, like a Big Rigs truck.
 * From a Mario boss who's a little too easy for a realistic dragon to a Yharon clone.
 * "Suddenly, a swarm of 5 Bumblebirbs ram into the Lord of Lightning's head chains at ludicrous speed! With the weak point hopefully being exposed, Yharon rams directly into the exposed weak spot, while barraging it with flames."
 * <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px indigo, 1px 1px 1px indigo">The Lord of Lightning's  head chains are destroyed. And then Yharon rams into his weak spot while barraging it with flames. MASSIVE DAMAGE!! 160% HP remains!
 * <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px indigo, 1px 1px 1px indigo">The Lord of Lightning  overcharges himself even further, and now, electricity is overflowing through his scales. Anyone who makes physical contact with him will get electrocuted instantly after touching him, and have their physical damage nullified as a result!
 * The way to get around this? Don't attack him with your own body, or body parts.

Universal Collapse (Darkmetal Overlord vs. The Devourer of Gods & The Devourer of Thots)

 * <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan">Darkmetal Overlord  commands the first 4 Iron Fists to blast Another Worm Boss/The Devourer of Thots with the 4 weapons, again: Svantechnical, Megafleet, Draconic Destruction, and Red Sun.
 * (Good thing: Since those weapons are now held by Iron Fists, The Devourer of Gods can now eat them and gain their weapon's powers. Feel free to destroy them if you're tired of this weapon barrage).
 * After that, <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan">Darkmetal Overlord  summons Iron Fist 5, which proceeds to crush Another Worm Boss/The Devourer of Thots with a Crusher Barrier. It's a barrier that surrounds the target and then quickly implodes (closes in), crushing the victim. It works like Asgore's rings of fire, like this. The barriers have holes, but they implode really fast and they also spin.
 * Once the target touches this barrier, the holes immediately closes, trapping them inside it until the barrier is broken by an outside force.
 * The strength of the barrier is proportional to the strength of the target (and anything else that's inside it).
 * And then <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan">Darkmetal Overlord  summons Iron Fist 6, which launches a Sphere of Destruction at Another Worm Boss/The Devourer of Thots. If it's already killed, then he launches that miniature sun at The Devourer of Gods instead.

Infernal Catharsis (The Lord of Lightning vs. Yharon & Bumblebirbs)

 * The Lord of Lightning regrows the chains that are protecting his weak spot. This time, it's all over his body, and not just the head anymore.
 * <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px indigo, 1px 1px 1px indigo">The Lord of Lightning  shoots a lightning bolt into the air.
 * This lightning bolt has split into dozens more lightning bolts, which descend from the sky and strikes the ground.
 * Four Thundernadoes (electric tornadoes) have formed around the area!
 * The Thundernadoes launch flocks of Electric Crows. They're large crows made of electricity. They fly at the 5 Bumblebirbs at the speed of light in order to fry them with the power of 1.21 gigawatts.
 * And then <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px indigo, 1px 1px 1px indigo">The Lord of Lightning  teleports to above Yharon and claw his neck with his claws.

Unholy Insurgency (Ares, the God of War vs. Providence, the Profaned God)

 * A meteor has landed!
 * Wait a second... that's not a meteor...
 * It's... a Saiyan Pod!
 * From the Saiyan Pod, emerges a soldier.
 * But... he isn't a normal soldier. I can sense his godly aura.
 * Now, speaking about a military person with a godly aura, I think I now know who he is...
 * BULLETS FOR THE BULLET GOD!! SWORDS FOR THE SWORD THRONE!!
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px crimson">Ares, the God of War, has awoken! 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px crimson">Ares  summons a large chunk of Impervium Compound. And then he uses telekinesis to creates 2 Praetorians, out of Impervium. Oh, and these guys are carrying Murasama.
 * Both Praetorians activate their Flight Module. They engage battle with the Profanity Guardians Profaned Guardians.
 * Praetorian 1 fires Hydro Cannon from the machine gun turrets on its chest at Profaned Guardian C (the Healer Guardian). I forgot to mention, these are not limited by their moveset, for they have been modified.
 * Praetorian 2 gets closer to Profaned Guardian B (the Defender Guardian) and rapidly slices it with Murasama. Should that guardian charges at Praetorian 2, then it'll immediately adjust its speed (like Yharon and The Devourer of Gods) and quickly dodges the Profaned Guardian.
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px crimson">Ares  presses a Big Red Button. An Ion Cannon has been activated!
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px crimson">Ares'  Ion Cannon blasts Providence with a Thundering Superlaser. It has the power of a full-powered Wave Motion Gun, for it is able to destroy Australia in one shot.

Dance of the Dragons (TimewornKaiju vs. Sweg Dragon)

 * <span style="color:crimson;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">Even if you can't defeat me and I can't defeat you now, but you can still destroy my defenses if you want. :3 
 * "Steven's direct attacks do no damage to me, but it seems you knew that."
 * <span style="color:crimson;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">Yes, I completely know about it! 
 * <span style="color:crimson;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">However, all I want is your attention, and the fact that I want to toy with you until my minions defeat your underlings. ❤️ 
 * "I'm not gonna bother posting any direct attacks, as nobody can actually die. (Except me, because it's a raid and I want to eventually have you guys win.)"
 * <span style="color:crimson;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">Aw, man! Can't we play for at least a little bit? I... want you to counter all my attacks, all of it! 
 * <span style="color:crimson;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">IF WE CAN'T DEFEAT EACH OTHER, THEN I'LL MAKE SURE THAT WE BOTH ENJOY THE MOMENT WHERE WE TRY TO DO THAT. ^_^ 
 * <span style="color:crimson;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">And now, sweetheart, LET'S DO THIS. I wanna see how would you counter my direct attacks if you didn't tank everything. 
 * I turn my arms into Red Miles, and ensnare Sweg with them.
 * <span style="color:crimson;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">For a long time, I was allergic to love. Now, I've become immune to it and your personality becomes much more similar to mine. I wonder if you have love allergy and if you would like to experience what I've been through? ❤️ 
 * While he's ensnared and "unable to move" (he actually can since he's invulnerable to all attacks until you defeat his underlings, I know), I use the Power Gem to make my wings grow and <span style="color:crimson;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">hug Sweg with those wonderful wings. ❤️ 
 * And then I flood Sweg's mind with the dirty thoughts of mine. <span style="color:crimson;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">Hint: It's something related to SwegKaiju fanfics. 
 * <span style="color:crimson;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">Remember this: You're one of those people who shipped me with the likes of GMD Kaz, so don't blame me, for you have asked for it, darling. :) 
 * BTW, it's not only that! While you're "suffering" from my mental assault, my grip on Sweg (he's ensnared by my Red Miles) gets tighter every second, even if this doesn't cause pain <span style="color:crimson;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">it just feels so wooonderful... 
 * [looks at the clock] 21:21... <span style="color:crimson;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">Seriously? I was having a good time with the other dragon right there, and now I have to go to sleep yet again! Ugh! This is... really disappointing. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">...OKAY, WTH IS GOING ON WITH ME RIGHT NOW. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">...OKAY, WTH IS GOING ON WITH ME RIGHT NOW.