Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28741271-20151106133438/@comment-28741271-20151108021431

"I break the Gold Chest A open with Frostbite and Keep the Crimson Warp Device with me" 

500 Damage! '''Gold Chest A is destroyed! You got the Crimson Warp Device! '''

Kane's Scanbot detects no signs of the Warp Device being a bomb. You decided to keep it.

Tip: You can offer players to come with you when you're using the Warp Device, or players may ask you to teleport them to the Crimson along with you.

"Meh, Terraria confirmed"

Indeed!

"Hey, if I get the Thunderstone, can I upgrade Frostbite into Thundersnow?"

Yes, you can! It's elements will be Ice/Electric. But you'll have to slay Fulguris for that (Break the orb, but that might anger the player that have it)

"welp, this game is confusing. I break the Gold Chest B with big fire lasers" 

Sorry, this is not Destroy the Godmodder, '''but be warned! Firing your lasers will deal so much damage that it'll also destroy the item inside it! Also, you don't have a laser cannon!'''

"The chest of candy appeared! (500/500)

''The Retro Destiny chest appeared! (6666/6666)''

''The Evil Pixel Splash chest appeared! (10000/10000)''

''The Choonlasting chest appeared! (7770/7770)''

''I throw swirl-shaped rocks to Hackey's Demon Eye! (900/1500) IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!''

''The Gooey flowers destroy Aeronox's chest (you formerly didn't like my levels, right? Well, now I can beat you with Destiny!) LEVEL POWER IS SUPER EFFECTIVE! (insert your opinion in Destiny here)''

Blood splats azote and attack the Platinum Chest A! (5400/5500) It's not very effective...

''Retro "plants" attack Shan's chest! (500/500) It doesn't affect Shan..."''

'''ERROR: YOU CANNOT SUMMON CHESTS! So all of your actions are failed (As a penalty of a big error).'''

"Tries to probe the platinum chest for electric locks or technic stuff which is hackable"

The platinum chest has no electric locks or technological stuff!

"Uses my stars (2187) to open the second platinum chest"

The stars unlock Platinum Chest B! You got a Greater Life Crystal and 5 Life Potions!

Aeronox's Scanbot detects no signs of the Life Crystal and Life Potions being bombs. You decide to use the Greater Life Crystal. Aeronox's max HP increased by 800!

"Searches for enchantments and keys"

Those things are only found in chests!

"Tries to find a Technic Chest"

'''A Hi-Tech chest appeared! '''(10/10) (Invincible to attacks) (Weakness: Hacking)

"I use NUCLEAR POWER!"

You use nuclear power on what? '''Also that'll destroy the item inside the chest, too! And you don't have any radioactive elements!'''

"I give the orb to Hackey5"

'''You gave the Boss Orb to Hackey. The power of the Bureaucrat shall protect it!'''

"shan allows the gold chests to undergo chlorine stress. (search it up. it dissolves 14k gold in 24hours)" 

Since Gold Chest A was already destroyed, you allows Gold Chest B to undergo chlorine stress. '''Gold Chest B is dissolved! You got another Boss Orb!'''

Shan's Scanbot analyzes the Boss Orb.

Description: Contains the slime that is more powerful than King Slime, Bitumalus (Poison/Dark)

'''You can give it to a stronger player if you don't want to keep it. But breaking it will make you have a bad time. Abandoning it will make it vulnerable to enemies.'''

"I get a Gold Key to unlock Gold Chest A" 

'''Keys can only found in chests! Also Gold Chest A is already destroyed!'''

"Hackey5 uses Banhammer Lvl 1 on 189.237.198.241, smiting him into oblivion, and uses the Modder Time Device to undo his actions" 

Don't worry, none of those actions happened, so your actions are cancelled.

"Hackey5 receives the Mysterious Orb from DJShadoZombiz"

It's the Boss Orb sealing Fulguris, and don't forget to protect it!

"With the Blue Slime Lvl 1 unscathed, Hackey5 proceeds to harness its essence to empower Demon Eye Lvl 1 to Lvl 2, increasing its size and attack power slightly"

'''Hackey's Demon Eye levels up! '''(2000/2000)

"slaps platinuim chest A" 

Your hand hurts, but nothing happened!

"give parts to upgrade Ban hammer to Hackey"

'''ERROR: The Thunderstone can only be dropped by Fulguris! (Boss)'''

"I smash Platinum chest with a hammer rapidly"

'''Your hammer is made of what? Your first hammer is a Wooden Hammer''', you smash Platinum Chest A with it. But the hammer breaks!

Inventory:

Shan5481: 5 Life Potions. Bitumalus's Orb:

Bitumalus, the Demon Slime: (150000/150000) (Poison/Dark) (Can summon Dark Slimes when attacked) (Drops the Demon Gel: Used to upgrade weapons to a Lvl 10 Dark weapon)

Note: Italic text means the boss hasn't been released, yet.

Aeronox51: 5 Life Potions.

Hackey5: Fulguris's Orb:

Fulguris, the Thunderbird: (Electric/Flying) (100000/100000) (50% Chance of dodging due to being fast for his size) (Thunderstorm lasts until Fulguris is defeated) (Can summon harpies) (Drops the Thunderstone: Used to upgrade weapons to a Lvl 10 Electric weapon)

No slimes this round because Shan just got a Boss Orb!

Overworld (Day):

Hackey5 (Bureaucrat) (1000/1000)

NerdyMSP (100/100)

Shan5481 (500/500)

Rrobertus02 (Moderator) (100/100)

DJShadoZombiz (300/300)

Aeronox51 (900/900)

IceKane (100/100)

Shan's Blue Slime A (Lvl 1 ) (400/400)

Shan's Blue Slime B (Lvl 1) (400/400)

Shan's Blue Slime C (Lvl 1) (400/400)

Shan's Green Slime A (Lvl 2) (400/400)

Shan's Green Slime B (Lvl 2) (400/400)

Hackey's Demon Eye (Lvl 2) (2000/2000) (Flying)

Papyrus (Serving Robertus) (Lvl 1) (15000/15000)

Platinum Chest A (5500/5500)

Hi-Tech Chest (10/10) (Invincible to attacks) (Weakness: Hacking)

5 turns until night.