Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28390278-20151015212626/@comment-28390278-20151023083700

I couldn't find you, so I steal one of your favourite things and you come out of hiding. Then I thwack the turnip, smashing it into 100 pieces, before smashing each indivisual piece again. Now I have 271828 18284 59045 23536 02874 71352 66249 77572 47093 69995 pieces of turnip. I then hide each piece in a different spot in the world.

GET DA TURNIP!!!