Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28741271-20160329013642/@comment-28741271-20160330123107

@Cheyser

Who knows if your bedmate will do something to you.

Q: Why am I sleeping with that guy/girl?

A: I teleported you/him/her to your/his/her house. Why? I did it for the lulz.

Doopliss in my bed? Nuke him from orbit!