Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26134218-20180310041744/@comment-26822753-20180310153317

An explosion is heard from Sparky's room.

[Sparky] Gah!

[404] ?

''Sparky comes down all steaming, yet shows no damage from fire at all. The same cannot be said for the SMG he's holding. It's in pieces. Flaming dead pieces.''

[Sparky] Ehm. Tons of stuff happened all at once.

[404] You're steaming, but not on fire, and not having any adverse effects of holding freaking flaming SMG pieces.

[404] This is madness!

[Sparky] Madness? THIS! IS! STORY ARC FORUM FIGHT!!!

[404] Seriously. What the hell is going on with you.

[Sparky] So I ran some tests, and discovered that... well let me show you.

They walk into an open room.

[404] Why do you need to be here to do this?

[Sparky] 'Cause I don't know where it'll appear.

Sparky drops the SMG and concentrates.

[404] What w

A random burst of flame appears in the room and leaves again.

[404] !

[Sparky] I'm somehow pyrokinetic now.

[404] Nope. Not ha

''Sparky shoots a point-blank flamethrower at himself. Armorless.''

''He comes out steaming but with... no damage whatsoever.''

[404] what.

[Sparky] I don't know how this happened. I don't know why this happened. All I know is that it happened when I was in that cage and that I need to test this more.

[404] How the hell do these things even manage to happen?

[Sparky] I HAVE NO IDEA!

[404] ...let's just get to the next planet then...