Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27080660-20170804183407/@comment-30581129-20170812154031

Crystal: this isn't working.

Darkrai: Celebi?

Absol: yes

Xerneas: celebi, we need you to turn back time 16 hours ago

Celebi: ok

Darkrai, crystal, xerneas, and absol go back in time 16 hours

Crystal: we have to warn 404 somehow.

Absol teleports to 404.

Absol: IM FROM THE FUTURE

404: weirdo

Absol: don't use portals or you'll combine with the broken god.

404: WHAAT???

Absol: and there will be a security breach. And the world might end. And almost everyone will be against you

404: what?!?

Absol: I suggest killing combot. He messed up the portals

404:...

Absol: The last time we tried to change the universe it didn't work.