Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26073440-20180826031310/@comment-26073440-20180901035203

CONGRATS! YOU SOMEHOW MADE TIME!
 * 1) Sing the 'Time' song from DHMIS
 * 2) Pray to the air
 * 3) Say 'Zeit' 17,395,230 times, then make a story like Kubo.
 * 4) Throw Me at Lazuli the Glaceon
 * 5) Throw Oinite at Canadian bacon
 * 6) Throw SHERNON at Calamitas
 * 7) Throw 404 at the Death Star
 * 8) Throw SONAR at a Tatepon
 * 9) Throw Airtoum into his time machine
 * 10) Throw TimewornKaiju at Sweg a Siamese cat
 * 11) Throw TheWinner at a billion HAs
 * 12) Throw Sparky at a Royal Giant
 * 13) Throw Sweg Dragon at Alexis a can of Mountain Dew
 * 14) Throw Btd456Creeper at fried water on a stick
 * 15) Throw HollowEarth at a hollow model of earth
 * 16) Repeat steps 1-4.

An epitome