Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20180430203301/@comment-26073440-20180711194317

tl;dr A New Impossible Coin.

I'd have a hat on if I wore a hat, but because I weren't wearing a hat, I have no hat on. Now the sun is in my eyes, but because I don't have a hat on, I don't have a hat bill to shield my eyes from the sun. I am wearing a shirt, but because I wasn't not wearing a shirt, my shirt is on my torso. I got my spleen removed. If I had a spleen, I wouldn't be sick. But because I never don't not have my spleen, I am sick. I have a tongue. If I has no tongue, I wouldn't tell you I had a tongue, unless I was a liar, which I am not, if I was a liar, I'd say I had a hat, no shirt, a spleen, and no tongue. But you clearly see I have them on or not on, so the lie would be pointless.