Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-4740744-20160519030354/@comment-28741271-20160521082357

Discomfort Level: 0

lol i can simply change gravity

The next person must live for a decade (10 years) with that guy who's willing to sleep with anything that moves. (YES, ANYTHING. From  literal hot girls  to eldritch abominations .)

He'll follow you everywhere, even when you're going to the bathroom/toilet.

(Also, he has 3 balls.)