Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28741271-20151106133438/@comment-28741271-20151107044118

''"shan feeds all slimes more pork. then eats some himself. tarnishes silver chest once more.  grabs hammer and caves zombiz's head in. he dies instantaneously. then  begins to hammer gold chest into thin sheets." ''

You fed all the slimes with more pork.  

'''Shan's Green Slimes are now Lvl 2! (400/400) '''

'''The 3 Blue Slimes are now your companions! (Lvl 1) (400/400)'''

You ate some pork.

You are now Well Fed!

You tarnishes the Silver Chest.

'''1500 Damage! The Silver Chest is destroyed! You got a Platinum Key!'''

Shan's Scanbot detects no signs of the key being a key-shaped bomb. You decide to keep it.

'''ERROR: DJShadoZombiz must act at least once! (Not counting actions that are errors)'''

You hammer the Gold Chest. 1500 Damage!

NerdyMSP regenerates his health by 12

The Battlefield (Overworld, Day):

Hackey5 (Bureaucrat) (200/200)

NerdyMSP (90/100)

Shan5481 (500/500)

Shan's Blue Slime A (Lvl 1 ) (400/400)

Shan's Blue Slime B (Lvl 1) (400/400)

Shan's Blue Slime C (Lvl 1) (400/400)

Shan's Green Slime A (Lvl 2) (400/400)

Shan's Green Slime B (Lvl 2) (400/400)

Gold Chest (3000/4500)

Platinum Chest (5500/5500)

1 round until night!

Inventory:

Shan5481: 5 Life Potions. Platinum Key.