Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180825051201/@comment-7395353-20180826233829

I'll join in too. This will be hilarious.


 * Wild Card 1: Aluminum Foil Rod
 * Is somewhat rigid, but can be bent easily with hands
 * Gets bent if it hits something from the side
 * Useful for poking things
 * Conducts electricity, but not very well
 * Wild Card 2: Buzzy Beetle Shell
 * Used as a shield or a defensive helmet
 * Can be used to shield bash or headbutt, dealing small damage
 * Cannot be kicked
 * No Buzzy Beetles were harmed in the making of this item.
 * Skill: Savoring
 * If a food has an effect, it becomes more potent or lasts longer.
 * If a food has no effect and only heals damage, it heals slightly more.
 * Airtoum has permission to abuse this using food that heals a negative amount of damage
 * Applies to negative damage.

I pick up a few bones from the pile of bones, and dig through the rest to see if something is inside.