Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28989493-20160427042851/@comment-28989493-20160613023831

And I'm back, after a long break.

I hope this isn't too ded.

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CoKane wrote: '''I conjure up a ritual table made of wind. I lay the souls onto the table, to sacrifice them (sorry, m8s). I force the wind to fuse with these souls, then I chant an ancient spell, used for summoning demons.'''

"Soulwind (see what I did there?), I give up these souls (and not mine) for your assistance. We will need your utmost help in fighting whatever demon may be in our way..."

'''Meh. Tell me how long it will take for this shenanigan to happen.'''



I summon even more spirits to my aid, defending me as Zephira and I attack Nine Circles with a Vector Blast."



'''Note: I copy-pasted from the other thread, because that one was ignored. :P'''


 * Sorry for ignoring you last time.


 * The dead players' souls started joining together. In a flash of light, a demon appeared.

 Nox + Viprin 

 Soulwind 

 The Peaceful Dreamer 

Soulwind: Who summoned me?

Kane: I did.

Soulwind: What for? I was just about to beat Colorful Overnight when I got sucked into a vortex.


 * Yes, demons play GD. Don't ask.

Kane: Sorry about that. You see, we need help defeating random online demons and this Bowser guy.

Soulwind: You mean that rainbow turtle? Okay, I'll help you guys.


 * Soulwind has joined the battle as Anti-Bowser!

EndermanR169 wrote: I mix it up, and it comes out as a..........

Strength potion! (makes attacks 25% stronger for 3 turns)


 * You got a potion. It looks and smells kinda strong.

Sirius: Ewww....

GameGenius2001 wrote:

I hatch the egg into...

Lil-luminati! A hovering green pyramid that shoots laser beams from its all-seeing eye. Let's say... 150 HP.


 * Your Lil-luminati is now under your command.

I order Lil-luminati to attack Death Moon while I blast another orb or two.


 * Lil-luminati attacks Death Moon with a barrage of lasers. 128 damage!


 * You got a walking, talking action figure of Steven Fedkin.

IDK... I guess I'll throw the Dog Salad at Ninja while he isn't looking.


 * It hits her in the head! 1 damage!

Finale: Are you sirius, GameGenius?

Sirius: CAN YOU NOT?!

Jolte wrote:

dont worry Lonely Travel, I will protect you! :3

Lonely Travel: Thank you, Jolte ;3;

Hell Factory: Oh come on, why is everyone helping her and not me?! So unfair!

Bubblefan123 wrote:

welp...Hi Pizza

Slice: Hi.

I wear my fedora


 * You wore that fedora. Timeless is glaring at you.

(to Windy Landscape) YOU WILL NEVER GET IT BACK FOR TIMELESS! NEVAH!

WL: You'll see! I'll destroy you with my super-powerful aircutter!

Dangit Kane, y u gotta attack Nine Circles? that's it, i'm calling Rising!

(calls Rising on my phone)

Rising: ye?

Bubble: kane attacked nc!

Rising: DumbKane \o/

I recreate mah shield :v


 * Shield is back :v

I make my Medic Drone heal me cuz i'm low on health


 * Your drone heals you for 22 HP

I start an orb-breaking rampage

I destroy random orbs using my mech blast, Mix Master, Machina, Weed Cannon, and Chaos Saber


 * You get a Summon Boost! It boosts a summon for up to 5 turns.


 * You got a Salty Slice of Pizza! (lenny) Heals 30 HP for players and 300 for demons and companions.

and if some healing item pops up, i'll use it on me and Nine Circles (if he's not rekt yet)


 * You and Nine Circles ate the pizza. Nine Circles is healed for 300 HP and you for 30!

Nine Circles: Thanks! That was kinda salty though.

if a chew toy pops up, then i'm keeping it!


 * what


 * please don't tell me you want another cactus

if something somewhat edible and isn't poisonous shows up, EAT IT ALIVE!


 * You did that!

I use my Gaster Blaster on Death Moon, 2 blasts!


 * Hit 2 times! 200 damage!

Death Moon: Fool! I'll destroy you!


 * Death Moon stabbed you with a sword. It broke your shield.

Bubble: c'mon dude, i just recreated this thing :v

I store the final blast and treat my blaster as a pet ^w^


 * You gave it some TLC.


 * It looks happy. It nuzzles you earnestly.


 * The final blast is now more powerful than before!


 * H-how did you do that?

I run (like heck, away from Death Moon) to the house in the No Man's Zone


 * You run all the way to Rrob's house. Your various drones follow.

"Jawbreaker, when you're done pummeling, meet me at the house okay?"

Jawbreaker: Jawbreaker follow.


 * He gives Rhino one last dirty glare and walks off.

I start experimenting with Gaster Blaster to turn him into an entity, 1/10 turns


 * Hmm... Is this some sort of summon-like thing?

i start recharging my summon, good thing i never threw away that ball of energy :P

5/15 turns...


 * hehe

I sub to Windy Landscape :P

WL: YOU'RE SUBBING TO ME?! :O THANK YOU ;3;

WL: Wait...but I'm supposed to destroy you!

WL: I don't know what to do!

and then i get a good night's sleep


 * +10HP.

II Finale II wrote:

@GameGenius

She.

''*mind blown* ''

''Dragon Staff is fully operational once more! The dragon's attacks resume normal power.''

"YAYAYAHHHHHHHHHH"

*fires GenoBlast at random player enemy*


 * I used a random generator for this. The unlucky player is... Bubble!


 * Sorry m9.


 * 99 damage! Your Common Air drone took the hit.

"Oi, Oracle, do you think you can summon another shield any time soon?"

Oracle: Probably not.

"Dangit."


 * rip

Rrobertus02 wrote:

I wake up in the morning... (with this song playing in the background.)

I walk to a window, seeing the beautiful scenery of the wasteland.


 * The irony.

I saw a demon named  Death Moon 

I shoot  Death Moon  using my Shadow Rifle and my Crossfire Bow.


 * 50 damage.

Then,

I close the blinds, hoping that he( Death Moon ), didn't saw me shooting at him.

Death Moon: D-did that HOUSE just shoot at me? O_O


 * Death Moon takes out a shield.

After that,

I continue the experiment (3/10)


 * Rrob reads books about physics, and how to break them.


 * Don't tell me you're trying to break the laws of physics!!

After that, I sleep again.


 * +10HP.

Steven Fedkin wrote:

Uh... Factory, I think you should cut your fingernails first before doing your job.

/null

Hell Factory: They're my magnificent claws! I use them for every job.

IITimelessII wrote:

I subscribe to Windy Landscape.

WL: OVER 1000 SUBS?! THAT'S AMAZING! Thank you :DD


 * He starts making his 1000 sub special.

"Hey, Windy, what happens if I jump into that portal?"

WL: Hm, that's the portal that leads to The Nightmare Realm. You'd probably be destroyed by the Realm himself or one of his enforcers.

Le jump into portal to rescue Lonely Travel. And to doj the Bob-omb.

WL: NO NO NO! DID YOU LISTEN TO A DANG WORD I SAID????

WL: ...*sigh*


 * Windy Landscape followed you in.


 * You jumped in! The bob-omb followed you. You have another turn to try and not get hit.

When your eyes adjusted to the growing darkness in the room, you saw a demon looking at you. He was clad in black robes, with blood-red eyes and a pendant of the souls of those who had succumbed to his Nightmare. He didn't seem to be very happy. Hell Factory and Lonely Travel were nowhere in sight.

???: So... A player. What brings you to my realm?

You saw Windy Landscape looking at you behind the demon, slowly walking towards him with an air cutter.

An arch above you was labelled with his name:

 AirSwipe 

 The Nightmare Realm 

 The Feared Enforcer 

What do you do?

Special Powers

Health Cushion and...


 * Electroman: Can summon Lightning Bolts


 * Demon: Can summon fireballs


 * Spirit: Invulnerable to Physical Attacks


 * Shadow: Invulnerable to attacks (lasts one round, cooldown of four). But is still vulnerable to direct attacks from me.


 * Apparition: Summon attacking mini-ghosts


 * Dragon: Charge attacks with one chosen element, as well as being able to fly.


 * True TehBlastrX: Empowered Attacks


 * VideoVision2K16: Predict the future


 * Endless: Shapeshifter.


 * Epic Master: Heal a random player every turn.

Inventory/Stats

Trinket9 (57/90) (Lvl 2) (AB) (0/75 XP) (Electroman) (Frozen)


 * Water Blaster (Cannon) (Level 1) (Water) (Ranged)


 * Teleporter (Uses: 2/2) (Infinite Range) (Teleports any player/entity to any region. Can also be used to teleport someone to the Online World)


 * ChainSaw (Lvl 5) (Dark) (Melee) (Ability [1/1]: Fire a shadow chain that slows an entity's attacks.)


 * Shotgun (Lvl 1) (Energy) (Ranged)


 * Spirit Staff (Lvl 6) (Summoning Tool) (Changeable Element) (Absorbed: Wither Soul)


 * Theory of Trinkets (60/70) (Level 5) (Energy) (Can shoot energy bolts)

IceKane (70/70) (Lvl 2) (N) (0/75 XP) (Flying) (Dragon Rider) (Apparition) (Vacuum Shield: 25/25) (Air Shield 25/25) [(Air Mines x 3) Explode on contact]


 * Vertigo (Staff) (Lvl 5) (Air) (Ranged) (Knockback: Deals 3 more damage and knocks the victim into a random realm) (Charging: Wind Blast [1/1])


 * Power Randomizer: Raise any weapon’s level by three, but swap elements with another weapon belonging to the same player.


 * Zephira (100/100) (Mount: Dragon) (Serving IceKane) (Can use air-related attacks) (Flying) (ToE 2 Region)


 * Spirit (25/25 x 4) (Dark) (ToE 2 Region)

Rrobertus02 (79/100) (Lvl 4) (N) (0/125 XP) (Shadow: Invulnerability [3/4])(Asleep)


 * Shadow Sniper (Rifle) (Lvl 3) (Dark) (Ranged)


 * Crossfire Bow (Bow) (Lvl 3) (Fire) (Ranged) (Deals damage over two rounds)


 * Fire Extinguisher (Level 3) (Water) (Ranged)


 * Protein Bar (Halves the damage you take that round.)

XSlayer300 - Commander (120/120) (0/150 XP) (Lvl 5) (AB) (Demon)


 * Dual-Wield Dark Energy Pistols (Lvl 7) (Ranged) (Dark) (Fire) (Energy)


 * ELMG (Level 8) (Fire/Energy) (High Risk: Be invincible to attacks of the ELMG’s element, but be vulnerable to all other elemental attacks [deactivated])


 * Element Diffuser: Add an element of choice to two weapons belonging to any player. (Uses: 1/2)


 * Ranger (Lvl 2 Super Entity) (600/600 HP) (Light/Grass) (Can shoot frickin' laser arrows) (Can enter dreams and bring other entities/players with her)

Finale (49/60) (Lvl 2) (PB) (0/75 XP) (Ice Dragon) (Tornavine: 125/125)


 * Dragon Staff (Staff) (Lvl 12) (Life/Light/Ice/Plant/Dark) (Life Steal) (Life Storage: 10/15 HP) (Final Spark: 1/1)


 * Genocide Blast: Combine all five elements to create a gigantic blast that deals massive damage and binds the victim. Cooldown: 0/3 (Charging)


 * Chocolate-covered Marshmallows (Heals you by 30 HP)


 * Taser Gun (Lvl 3) (Ranged) (Energy) (Ability [disengaged]: Stun an entity for 1 turn, but the target will not be dealt any damage.)


 * Can o' Pringles B (5/5 Pringles left) (Heals a random amount of health from 1-10)


 * Golden Porkchop (Triple a dragon's attack for a turn. You can eat it too.)

Milesman34 (50/50) (Lvl 1) (AB) (0/50 XP) (Serving Ninja) (Reanimated Corpse)

But nobody came...

SpaceFritos [Of Destruction] (71/90) (Lvl 2) (AB) (0/75 XP) (Evolved)


 * CAD Completer (Lvl 5) (Dark or Fire) (Cooldown: 1/1) (Only effective against demons)


 * Flamethrower (Lvl 1) (Fire/Life) (Ranged) (Life Steal) (Life Storage: 3/15 HP)

EndermanR169 (50/50) (Lvl 1) (AB) (0/50 XP) (Mech Rider)


 * Project C.A.V.E. (Mech) (Lvl 2) (Earth) (Shoots rockets) (Protects rider) (Upgrade: Sound Modulator) (Upgrade: Laser Cannon)


 * Strength Potion (makes attacks 125% stronger for 3 turns)

Bubblefan123 (95/95) (Lvl 4) (N) (0/110 XP) (Mech Rider) (Shadow: Invulnerability 3/4)


 * Robot Assembling Device (Robots created: 3/3)


 * Common Mech (Level 1) (Energy) (Can shoot lasers and create a shield) (Ridden by Bubblefan123)


 * Common Drone (Level 1) (Air) (Can fly) (Can block multiple attacks) (1/100)


 * Mix Master (Level 5) (Energy)


 * Medic Drone (Level 1) (Life) (Can heal) (50/50) [Charges: 3/3(Ready!)]


 * Shiny Piece of Glass (???)


 * Chaos Saber (Lvl 7) (Melee) (Fire) (Can attack 2 enemies in 1 turn).


 * Machina (Energy) (Lvl 15) (Quickscopes/Noscopes an entity)


 * Rift Closer Piece (1/7 Pieces collected)


 * Gaster Blaster (Blast up to 3 entities for high mounts of damage.) (1/3) (Powered-up)


 * Air Horn: Stuns all enemies for one turn, but also stuns the user.


 * Fedora (???)


 * Weed Cannon (Lvl 10)


 * Summon Boost (Speeds up a summon by 5 turns.)

True TehBlastrX (73/80) (Lvl 1) (0/50 XP) (AB) (Evolved) (Frozen)


 * Mini Masterlocked (Level 3) (Dark/Fire) (95/120) (Can shoot fireballs)


 * Psychic Sword (Level 1) (Sword) (Ranged) (Energy)


 * Bone (Mysterious Item) (Smells of soil)

GameGenius2001 [VideoVision2K16] (Lvl 1) (70/70) (AB) (0/50 XP) (Shield: 15/50)


 * Light Submachine Gun (Level 5) (Pistol) (Light) (Ranged)


 * Dream Key (Allows you and other entities to enter someone's dream. Unlimited uses)


 * Lil-luminati (ALL SEEING ALL KNOWING) (150/150) (LASERS) (Mind Control 5/5) (Causes X-Files theme to play)


 * Steven Fedkin action figure (???)

WAZZUPYOSHI (Lvl 1) (50/50) (AB) (0/50 XP)

But nobody came...

IITimelessII [Endless] (Lvl 4) (100/100) (N) (Shapeshifter) (75/125 XP)


 * Sonic Energy Pistol (Energy) (Level 2) (Ability: Sailent Shots [Fire bullets to two enemies rapidly, but they will deal less damage.] Status: Disengaged)


 * LSCD: (Summoning Device) (Level 3) (Non-elemental) (Cooldown: 1/1 rounds) Channels up to 20% of a level and challenges a player of choice with it. The player receives damage varying by his/her progress on that section.


 * Shadowferno Sword (Level 3) (Melee) (Dark/Fire)


 * Wither (Lvl 5) (Dark) (80/80) (Can shoot skulls)


 * Can o' Pringles (4/5) (Heals a random amount of health from 1-10)


 * Radiation Remover Piece (2/4 Pieces collected) (Remove all radiation from a Wasteland, turning that Region to normal)


 * Shadow Blaster (Lvl 7) (Dark)

SwagMaster GD [Electroman] (Lvl 1) (60/60) (AB) (0/50 XP)


 * Azure Blade (Light) (Level 1)

EpicMasterRhino [Epic Master] (Lvl 1) (4/60) (PB) (0/50 XP)


 * Fire Sword (Lvl 1) (Fire)


 * Summoning Device (Mysterious Item)

Regions

No-man's Zone


 * Rrobertus02
 * Trinket9


 * Jawbreaker (N) (Hard Demon) (1485/1500) (Physical) (Not very intelligent) (Bubble's friend)


 * Bubblefan123

Clubstep Region (Wasteland)


 * Milesman34


 * Death Moon (H) (22/400) (Easy Demon) (Can throw weapons) (Can bypass shields) (Blood Moon 2/2) (Shield 50/50)


 * Dimensional Rift (5/6 turns until the next wave) (Can be entered) (3 Demons will emerge next wave!)
 * GameGenius2001
 * EpicMasterRhino


 * IceKane


 * EndermanR169


 *  Soulwind  (Kane's companion) (N) (Medium Demon) (450/450) (Light) (Element Attack Randomizer, Kane can choose the element) (Healing Wind 3/3)


 * Lightning Road (AB) (Easy Demon) (0/300) (Energy) (Dodge Rate: 20%) (Can shoot plasma balls and lightning bolts) (REKT!!!)


 * Sirius (AB) (Medium Demon) (373/450) (Superlaser: 2/4) (LASERS) (Spikes) (Energy orbs) (Can swap whole inventories) (Weak Point: Eye)


 * Nine Circles (AB) (Medium Demon) (314/450) (Epileptic Rave: 3/3) (Rave Lasers)


 * Rebellion (AB) (Hard Demon) (279/600) (Mode: Death Moon) (Shoot weapons)


 * Nightmare (PB) (Medium Demon) (0/500) (Dark) (Fireballs) (Lull) (Dream Invasion) (Voracious) (Can bypass shields when entering dreams) (Can summon nightmarish entities) (Post Mortem: Trigger the Death Moon) (REKT!!)


 * Supersonic (PB) (Very Hard Demon) (156/300) (2fast4u: 5/5) (75% Dodge rate. Try to find stuff that'll slow him down)


 * Ultrasonic (PB) (Insane Demon) (469/600) (3fast5u: 5/5) (90% Dodge rate)

The Nightmare Realm

 The Nightmare Realm  (Easy Demon) (???)


 * Lonely Travel (AB) (Hard Demon) (573/600) (Can teleport orbs into another dimension) (Can shift someone's dream)


 * Hell Factory (N) (???/???) (Demon Lord) (Can fire missiles and lasers) (Shield Generator) (Shield 100/100) (Can materialize machines) (Can imprison entities) (Satellite Laser 2/2) (Nuclear Missile 5/5)


 * Timeless


 * Windy Landscape (N) (Very Hard Demon) (777/777) (Life) (Light) (Can shoot powerful gusts of wind) (Final Cutter 0/5) (Timeless' friend)


 * Bob-omb (Target locked: Timeless)

ToE 2 Region


 * Finale


 * SpaceFritos


 * XSlayer300


 * TehBlastrX


 * WAZZUPYOSHI


 * Magma Worm (Lvl 3 Super Entity) (664/1000) (Fire) (AB) (Can shoot Fireballs, and cast other fire spells like Flamenado, etc.) (Can burrow underground at high speed)


 * Oracle  (Lvl 1 Super Entity) (Theninja000's companion) (Dragon Deity) (500/500 HP) (Ice/Plant/Life/Light) (Abilities: Flight, Blind, Freeze [Charge: 1/3], Solar Flare [Charge: 2/3])


 * Elcaro  (Lvl 1 Super Entity) (Theninja000's companion) (Dragon Deity) (500/500 HP) (Ice/Plant/Life/Dark) (Abilities: Flight, Dark Energy, Envenom [Charge: 2/2], Photosynthesis [Life storage: 0/25 HP])

Deadlocked Region


 * Deadlocked (Lvl 20) (AB) (Fire) (250/250) (Imprisoned)


 * ToE 2 (Lvl 20) (AB) (Energy) (250/250) (Imprisoned)


 * Clubstep (Lvl 20) (AB) (Dark) (250/250) (Imprisoned)

Bowser's Castle


 * Sliceanddice23 (N) (Lvl 10) (1000/1000) (Moderator) (Light) (Can strike with powerful lightning) (Chain Lightning 1/1) (Master Bolt 3/3) (Banhammer 2/2)


 * Flowey the Flower (Lvl 3 Super Entity) (Life/Energy) (Spectral Sunflower) (117/800) (Bowser's Companion) (Can shoot pellets and vines) (Can summon mini-ghosts) (Elemental Shield 14/100) (Flamenado 100/100)


 * Infernus (Lvl 7 Super Entity) (Fire) (3000/3000) (Ridable) (Can shoot fireballs and cast fire spells) (Can protect an entity/player with a tornado) (Bowser's Companion)


 * D r e a m y B o w s e r (Lvl 100) (49/50)


 * You have a chance of getting the stuff I owned previously as a player.

Online World


 * Thousands of demons.

Events

I throw 2 Bob-ombs in the air. They're both headed for Rhino!

Lightning Road shot plasma balls at Ultrasonic! Hit once! 20 damage!

Ultrasonic delivered a flurry of punches and kicks to Lightning Road. Hit 100 times! 100 damage!

Nine Circles used Epileptic Rave on Supersonic! Supersonic tried to dodge it, but there were too many lasers. 80 damage!

Supersonic ran at Lightning Road, kicking him with a Supersonic kick! 89 damage!

Lightning Road: Why me???

Ultrasonic: You're the weakest, and it would be nice to take one of our foes out.

Lightning Road: Someone! Players!! HELP ME!!!!

Rebellion: I'll save you, Lightning Road!

Rebellion took out a long sword and posed with it for five minutes.

Everyone: ...

Rebellion then stabbed at Ultrasonic but missed.

Everyone: ...

Rebellion looked around awkwardly, then posed again.

Flowey shot many pellets at the Anti-Bowser demons in the Clubstep region and Infernus powered them up with fire.

Flowey: These guys really are idiots!

50 damage to all Anti-Bowser demons in the Clubstep region!

Lightning Road...Is...REKT!!

Rekt by: Infernus and Flowey. Infernus and Flowey leveled up!

Flowey: Gee, thanks!

Infernus: ( ^w^)

Slice eats a slice of pizza in the castle.

Slice: nice castle boser ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/

Bowser: thx u salty slice of pizza

Slice: lmao

Slice: hey boser do you keep your girlfriend in this castle :^)

Finale:  TF 

Bubble: I'll get the shipping crates xd

Bowser: ._.

1 orb appeared.

The portal to The Nightmare Realm vanished.

PLEASE REPORT ALL MISTAKES THX