Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26822753-20171109173643/@comment-27121914-20171111085415

List of Current Players and Entities

 * 1) TimewornKaiju, the Embodiment of Chaos and Destruction  (Eldritch Steven ) (Frost Impaler's Armor : 125% HP) (Ruby Armor) (Shield of Evil : 98% HP) (Energy Absorber API: 112% Integrity) (Inferno Shield: Blocks every fire-based attacks, but can only block one non-fire attack before getting destroyed) (Anti-Friendly Fire API) (Immune to forced teleportation by other entities) (LOVE IMMUNITY )
 * 2) [MIND-BOSS]  Darkmetal Sonic (100% HP) (Phase 2: Darkmetal Overlord) (Stuns with each successful hit) (Prism Armor: Reduced damage from everything and has a 50% chance to reflect projectiles) (Regular Shield)
 * 3) Svantechnical (Submachine Shotgun) (Iron Fist 1) (Volatile: Explodes once destroyed, damaging everything) (Prism Armor) (Regular Shield)
 * 4) Megafleet (Star-Powered Laser Cannon) (Iron Fist 2) (Volatile) (Prism Armor) (Regular Shield)
 * 5) Draconic Destruction (Iron Fist 3) (Volatile) (Prism Armor) (Regular Shield)
 * 6) Red Sun (Iron Fist 4) (Volatile) (Prism Armor) (Regular Shield)
 * 7) Iron Fist 5 (Crusher Barrier) (Volatile) (Prism Armor) (Regular Shield)
 * 8) Iron Fist 6 (Sphere of Destruction) (Volatile) (Prism Armor) (Regular Shield)
 * 9) [SPACE-BOSS]  The Lord of Lightning/The Ruined Dragon (Super Mario Odyssey) (160% HP) (Faster Than You: His speed scales with his victim's/opponent's, so he will always be faster than you) (Electrified Scales: Anyone who makes physical contact with him will get electrocuted instantly after touching him, and have their physical damage nullified as a result) (Prism Armor: Reduced damage from everything and has a 50% chance to reflect projectiles) (Regular Shield)
 * 10) [POWER-BOSS]  Ares, the God of War (100% HP) (Split Attack Thing: Bombards enemies with Weird Goo) (Prism Armor: Reduced damage from everything and has a 50% chance to reflect projectiles) (Regular Shield)
 * 11) Praetorian 1 (Prism Armor) (Regular Shield)
 * 12) Praetorian 2 (Faster Than You) (Prism Armor) (Regular Shield)
 * 13) Sweg Dragon, the Draconic Soul  (Assi-Limit API) (Holo-Forminator API) (Heatseeker API) (Healinator API) (Immortality API) (Broken MERCY: Cannot assist their own entities, but can still directly attack other entities)
 * 14) Providence, the Profaned God 
 * 15) Profaned Guardian A (Attacker Guardian) 
 * 16) Profaned Guardian B (Defender Guardian) 
 * 17) Profaned Guardian C (Healer Guardian) 
 * 18) <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px grey, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px black">The Devourer of Gods (Final Form) 
 * 19) <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px purple">The Devourer of Thots/Another Worm Boss 
 * 20) <span style="color:brown;text-shadow:0 0 1px brown, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px green">Jungle Dragon, Yharon 
 * 21) Bumblebirb A
 * 22) Bumblebirb B
 * 23) Bumblebirb C
 * 24) Bumblebirb D
 * 25) Bumblebirb E
 * 26) Type: Sparky (P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Mini P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Phantom Rider Suit)
 * 27) [SUPERBOSS] EG-02 Egg Walker
 * 28) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-1 Death Egg Robot
 * 29) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-2 Big Arms
 * 30) [FLEET] Brevon's Fleet
 * 31) [SUPERBOSS] Lord Brevon
 * 32) Sassafras
 * 33) Tons of other random stuff
 * 34) 404 found, the Fleet Admiral
 * 35) [FLEET] Imperial Fleet
 * 36) Sonar553, the Shadow of Darkness
 * 37) [FLEET] Patapon Airships
 * 38) Oiniteoderfla12
 * 39) Fighter Aircraft
 * 40) SnufflesTheDog
 * 41) Planet Cake (59 Layers) (52nd Layer: Frozen) (20th Layer: Marshmallow Trees)
 * 42) [BOSS] <span style="color:red;text-shadow:1px 1px 1px orange, 2px 2px 2px red, 3px 3px 3px black">The Energy Monarch  (Energy Depleted: 2/10)
 * 43) Reichagon
 * 44) Zombie Lava Magpies of DOOM
 * 45) Brown Eevee
 * 46) Pizzaking161

EVENING BROWNIE (Brown Eevee)

 * "I fire a monumental Bavarium wave at time"
 * I launch a Gravity Wave that's stronger than the Bavarium Wave.
 * Oh, and I forgot to mention this for a long time now; a Gravity Wave looks like this, but much larger and stronger. The reason I didn't say about this is because I can't find an image about Obi-Wan Kenobi (the Bomb Bird from Angry Birds Star Wars)'s power in action.
 * This wave not only pushes matter, but it also pushes other non-physical objects as well.
 * The Gravity Wave pushes the Bavarium Wave, forcing it to move backwards in a speed of 20 km per hour.

GOLDEN PUPPY (SnufflesTheDog)

 * "I run into the 30th layer of the cake. A rumbling sound pierces the eardrums of everyone on the planet, just before the 60th layer of the cake is torn open!"
 * Too bad I'm bigger than multiple planets.
 * "Floating above the now-destroyed 60th layer of Planet Cake is.. THE ENERGY MONARCH. (What? Did you think it was the Sky Jungle or something?)"
 * <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">The Energy Monarch as awoken! 
 * "It creates a Reichtagon to attack TimewornKaiju"
 * I summon a Destruction Blaster to blast a Crimson Superlaser at the Reichtagon, it's a laser that is capable of disintegrating anything that stands in its way for too long.
 * "It transforms the Angrybirbs into Godzillas"
 * 1 million Angrybirbs --> 1 million Flying Godzillas! They're now Nuclear Dragons, are they?
 * The Flying Godzillas create their own slingshots and launch themselves at Sweg Dragon. They fire Atomic Breath at him before crashing into his body and exploding into bloody pieces, for they are still too weak to damage him.
 * ''"And it gives everyone a free pizza. Hey, that's something, isn't it?
 * Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking.
 * "In retaliation, The Energy Monarch generates 1,000,000,000 spies to backstab Brown Eevee. You'll die from the Lameness of the attack."
 * You surely like making callbacks, do you?

HENRY STICKMIN (Oiniteoderfla12)

 * "I drink bleach."
 * I know that feel, bro.
 * ...says an Alexis clone behind Oinite who looks like she's trying to hug him, before disappearing into thin air.
 * "It's okay Oinite. Besides, you don't want your inner shipper to return.. IS THAT RIGHT, OINITE ODERFLA?!"
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">I agree. Do not let your inner shipper to ever return again. 
 *  Unless when I decide to transform back into my female form, Alexis, that is. 
 * "Oinite is now drinking the bleach. Unfortunately, the bottle gets hit by an Angrybirb, knocking it away."
 * Even more unfortunately: The Energy Monarch has turned all Angrybirbs into Flying Godzillas. Meaning, that bleach bottle got hit by a Flying Godzilla instead!
 * "I turn back into my normal stickman form and summon a fighter aircraft and fly towards Timeworn."
 * An Iron Fist (Master Hand as a medieval gauntlet) appears in front of the fighter aircraft and smashes it.
 * "Italics is Oinite doing an action (and his Narrator at the same time), bold is Oinite himself and normal text is his Narrator describing what Oinite is doing and what is happening."
 * Acknowledged.

Optional: sorry (Type: Sparky)

 * "Steven, you don't need to nerf the Prism Armor. As you have seen, it's not full body."
 * Oh, well then. Chance to reflect projectiles is reduced to 50%! (So that The Lord of Lightning doesn't become completely invincible from both melee (Electrified Scales) and projectile attacks (Prism Armor))

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG OF BRIGHTNESS DARKNESS (Sonar553)

 * "CONGRATS! YOU MOVED ON TO THE NEXT BOX OF HEARTS! THESE HEARTS ARE SQUARE SHAPED."
 * Yay!
 * "They are having the flavors of (by what the box says): Extracted Vanilla. Toffee. Apple (QEH?) Lavander. Orange. Coffee. Orange (another one....) Hazel. Chocolate."
 * Everything's better with more flavors.
 * "YOUR JOB! EAT IT IN THE RIGHT ORDER!!!!11!!!ONE"
 * 7.8/10 Too many exclamation points - IGN
 * Alrighty then! Let's do this!
 * Apple
 * Chocolate
 * Coffee
 * Extracted Vanilla
 * Hazel
 * Lavander/Lavender(?)
 * Orange
 * Orange
 * Toffee

TRIGGERED ADMIRAL (404 found)

 * "I immediately cure myself of the memetic mental disease I suffered from seeing Steven doing things by self-destructing."
 * Sorry, I must do those things in order to permanently cure my love allergy. Meaning, I was forced to do those disgusting acts, I swear!
 * "Question: can I shoot Steven directly? because I plan to."
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">Go ahead. You may destroy my defenses such as the Energy Absorber API, but with my love immunity, nothing can stop me now!