Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25764576-20170114143350/@comment-28610838-20170129051052

Agreed. I do not [REDACTED], 'nuff said.

Good job using my clone once again.

Wish there was negative kudos

Anyways,

EPIC'S UTTER FATE
1:09 AM

Some random Thursday

Somewhere in the MidEast

U.F.A.D Cam Alpha

U.F.A.D SoundRecorder Alpha

[U.F.A.D Squad Chief] Why are we even here?

[Me] NOBODY. SHIPS. THE GENERAL.

[U.F.A.D Squad Chief] Okay, I see now...

[U.F.A.D Soldier 1] Let's get this done quickly

[Me] I'd prefer he suffers a long, painful death.

[U.F.A.D Soldier 3] What's the big deal? He's just shipping your clone.

[Me] True... You have a point.

[General Roswell] Darn, I actually wanted him dead..

[Me] We destroy him anyways.

[U.F.A.D Squad Chief] I'll take down the door.

(U.F.A.D Squad Chief grenades the door)

U.F.A.D Cam Beta

U.F.A.D SoundRecorder Beta

[U.F.A.D Soldiers 1-8] SURRENDER EPIC!!!

[Epic] Who are you? And why are you— *sees General Mini P.E.K.K.A*—uh-oh...

[U.F.A.D Soldier 5] *shoots him* Got him...

[General Roswell] He still seem— *I headshot his injured body*

[Me] Take that, you dirty troll!

[U.F.A.D Squad Chief] He doesn't look like a troll...

[General Roswell] Let him enjoy his revenge.

[U.F.A.D Squad Chief] Okay... *to self* Generals...

4 hours later

U.F.A.D Cam Delta

U.F.A.D SoundRecorder Delta

[Me] Back at the U.F.A.D. Mission accomplished! That'll teach him.

(SummerSolsta7 breaks in)

[U.F.A.D Soldier 6] How'd you get here???

[U.F.A.D Soldier 8] How are you even alive? We killed you!

(U.F.A.D Soldier 7 fires, but misses Solsta....)

[Summer] *in rage mode* YOU. KILLED. EPIC!!! DIE!!!!

[Me] But you have Ghost...

[Summer] Too late. 404 found already enlightened her. And you killed her anyways...

[U.F.A.D Squad Chief] Never thought I'd regret that. That was fun...

(General Roswell shoots the Polska ball in the back of the head.

[General Roswell] Mischief Managed.

[Me] Mission accomplished. Everyone, return to regular duty

Well, that's the end for Epic and Summer.

The U.F.A.D is eliminating everybody...

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