Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26822753-20170923120131/@comment-29646689-20171005220150

Before the other eyeball can destroy me, I (as that giant machine) activate a Force Field and fly straight into it, using every gear as a saw blade to cut it open.

I also fire a massive projectile (10 miles by 10 miles by 1000 miles) at lightspeed at Supreme Calamitas, because I can.