Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-30759860-20170102151933/@comment-28122105-20170102223836

404 found hears a small (dink) as the ball of robots bounces harmlessly off the machine.

'''The Thingy-O-Matic used NICE! It's super effective!'''

An army of 500,000 disembodied red hands rises from the ground!

The hands start attacking people.

I shoot a stream of poisoned cereal at 404 found.