Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180622030441/@comment-26822753-20180624110914

I drop SMG4 Mario into the pile.

The pile currently contains:
 * Mario.

Mario's belly currently contains: *Ze source of ze German Accent *Fire estingvisher fumes *Ze asches of an old, vet couch, somehow burnt even zough it vaz cofered in vater. *Ze asches of a vet grant piano somehow burnt even zough it vaz cofered in vater. *Broken, schatert, blackent glass *Asches of ze vindowframe *A Burnt moldy sandvich *Dampened Zermal Detonator, vill not exshplode because of damp *Ze embodiment of Englant *A Qvagsire viz ze ability Damo (prefents exshplosions from happenink) *A polish-shpeakink monkey. Prefents fires because it knows how to shtop zem. *Ze (wet) Devourer Of Godz *Btd456Kreeper, now shpeakink viz a German accent