Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26073440-20181006155408/@comment-26073440-20181024063312


 * Granted!
 * But then the sandworm or whatever it is called eats you.
 * Then I save you and then boil you in a burning hot vat of sandy orange juice.
 * Then I throw you away into the trash can full of bad Speed x Lazuli drawings, cans of oil, scraps of metal, and clocks with faces.
 * Then you get sent to the dump and now must wait 10,000 years without dying or ageing for someone to find you.
 * Good johb.


 * I wish for infinite birthday cakes