Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20170727161434/@comment-27121914-20170728023803


 * TheRealDarkrai: "Yo, timeworn, alliance?"
 * No, but I will allow you to hunt down your enemies in my ship, as long as you don't attack me or my entities when my posts have collapsible content.
 * Because I don't want my walls of text to be too long to finish writing in one day.
 * 404 found: "(combat experience tells me Steven never teams.)"
 * No permanent alliances, that is. Those who "allies" with me becomes my "subordinates" since my main character have a massive ego, and therefore incredibly arrogant, thinks the world revolves around him and thinks everything is all about him.

Type: Sparky

 * "Wait what? THE BRIDGE IS BEING INVADED? I bomb down the door. I fly over to the bridge. Once I'm there, I don't care who's who. I just open fire on ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING!"
 * "Absolutely everything"? Including my entities? YOU SAID YOU WERE HELPING EVERYONE, INCLUDING ME! 
 * SO BE IT, MORTAL! 
 * The Uranian Destructor has returned to the Bridge, and engaged battle with Type: Sparky!
 * The Uranian Destructor quickly leaps at Sparky and punches him with his enormous fists. (For comparison, he's one of the largest alien commanders in the ship; his max size is big enough to crush a human in his hand).

404 found

 * "Clone 4 dodges all the attacks by teleporting around. He then TPs the Zynthium block from another place onto the Kommander at high speed."
 * The Kerbal Kommander fires a Gravity Wave at the Zynthium Block, slowing it down before dodging via teleportation.
 * Then he fires a Disintegrator Ray at the Zynthium Block as an attempt to, well, disintegrate it.
 * After that, the Kerbal Kommander uses Teleport Lock to disable 404's teleportation for 5 seconds.
 * He spends 4 seconds charging a fast Death Beam, and the beam was fired at Clone 4 at the 5th second, just as the Teleport Lock expired.
 * "the 2 Black Ops team then attempt to assault the Kommander with all their high power weapons."
 * 77% HP remains!
 * The Kerbal Kommander uses Great Death Beams against the Black Ops Teams. These beams will home in on targets, impaling them and continue to look for other targets. Similar to the Red Miles from Homestuck.
 * "the Zombie Mag Agent has been rekt. (it doesn't fall on anything, because it is cut up.)"
 * There is no kill like overkill.
 * Looks like this guy is really strong, but that Sea Dragon (the Enceladean Juggernaut) is still too overpowered for this guy.
 * "all the invasion routes are called back, and the troops retreat through the Hypergates. then they close. because."
 * "Screw you guys, I'm going home."
 * After a temporary victory against the invading army, the 4 Praetorians have returned to the Drone Bay, a room where automated machines are created, stored, and deployed.
 * "Clone 5 produces 6 Hidden Teslas around the Constructor to attack him. he then takes out a arc torch and tries to cut open the Constructor."
 * Guess what? That guy is screwed! Super-screwed!
 * The Constructor is rekt!
 * REKT BY: Clone 5's Hidden Teslas (404 found).
 * You successfully cut open the Constructor, and you found... the Constructor's Core!
 * Constructor's Core: A device that enables mass construction, allowing many things to be built at once in the span of one second. Can be used to build things to destroy other things. It must be installed in a host (can be organic, synthetic, supernatural or any object) in order for it to work, turning them into a Person of Mass Construction.
 * It can be installed in a player instead of an entity or an object, turning him/her into a cyborg.
 * "Clone 1 immediately teleports to dodge the critical attack. he responds by creating several fakes of him around the Shadow to confuse him, then uses Force Lightning and a Electro-snipe from the CM-501."
 * The Shadow uses Chaos Shot. Basically, he fires lasers at the Clone 1's fakes while spinning.
 * But, as a result, he's too late to stop those 2 attacks, which turned out to be more powerful than he was expecting them to be.
 * The Shadow of the Incarnate is rekt!
 * REKT BY: Clone 1 using Force Lightning and Electro-Snipe. (404 found).
 * "Clone 3 gives up, and heads for the elevator. Clone 3 TPs to the Bridge."
 * The Venusian Incinerator has finished recovering! (3/3)
 * The Venusian Incinerator and the Enceladean Juggernaut have engaged battle with Clone 3! (Infernal Dragon and Titanium Sea Dragon).
 * The Venusian Incinerator transforms into his dragon form and charges at Clone 3 at the speed of sound.
 * The Enceladean Juggernaut uses Hydro Slicers to cut Clone 3 with several jets of high-pressure water fired from his teeth. The water doesn't affect Hellfire since that fire ignores laws of physics.

Assault of the Sky Jungle

 * My posts are becoming even longer, since there are now 2 entire sections dedicated to a single player each.
 * THE EGERANS WOULD MAKE A FINE ADDITION TO MY COLLECTION. 
 * FOR I AM INTERESTED TO REVIVE THEM... JUST TO BE ENSLAVED BY THE SCOURGE OF THE MULTIVERSE, ALSO KNOWN AS... ME. 
 * I summon 2 Player Clones to lead the raid against the Sky Jungle.
 * MaLuckyDay, the Nega-Electrolyte. 
 * Powers: Electric manipulation, darkness manipulation, fire manipulation, luck-based dodging, coincidences.
 * Weaknesses: Things that give bad luck.
 * Sweg Dragon, the Ultimate Life Form. 
 * Adaptive Ability: The clear ability to adapt to certain things after experiencing it once. Hit it with a fireball? Next time it's immune to fire. Cut it, it now has armor. Psychic powers, it now has mindshields. However, he still loses HP if those attacks managed to deal damage.
 * Overpowered shenanigans: Seems like dragons are the most overpowered beings in existence, so much that they become the Scourge of the Multiverse, or the Master of Adaptation and stuff. Instant awesome, just add dragons. (And instant frustration to other players as well).
 * I may or may not summon more player clones to assault this floating fortress.
 * Meanwhile, the SIS Conqueror is charging its engines.
 * It's travelling to Earth from far away, and at warp-speed. It could be mistaken as a comet.
 * And once it entered Earth's orbit, it immediately stops. Its speed is reduced from countless parsecs per second to 20 miles per hour.
 * Because of the immense speed reduced in such a short time, it created a great shockwave that rocked the sky.
 * The SIS Conqueror has returned to Earth!

SnufflesTheDog

 * "After respawning, I notice the SIS Conqueror​, so I decide to counter it."
 * Do it, mortal! That ship has to be destroyed from the inside, and any attacks from the outside will fail. But the Sky Jungle can protect Earth from its bombardment.
 * "I should have mentioned in the past that the Sky Jungle is highly weaponised."
 * So, it's kinda like a battle fortress/space station?
 * "The Sky Jungle is an ancient flying garden that was created before the dawn of humanity by the Egerans, a species of hyper-intelligent Bird people. It is split up into many segments, once connected by bridges. Whilst no Egerans exist today, I was given the Sky Jungle by the very last one."
 * There seems to be many precursor species before humans became sentient. The Protheans from Mass Effect, the Great Old Ones from Cthulhu Mythos, and then there's these guys.
 * "It is filled to the brim with weaponry and armour in case of war between the Egerans and the newly-developing Humans, but it was never used... until now."
 * ok
 * That's a very nice EVERYTHING you have there.
 * It'd be a shame if something happened to it.
 * "1000 Hz Force Shield- A force field designed to keep intruders out. I know how to get in, but will you ever figure out? Teleportation doesn't work. Trust me, I tried."
 * So, the Sky Jungle is a Puzzle Boss. Here comes frustration if I don't know how to defeat it.
 * And this is basically the Electric Barrier, huh?
 * SIS Conqueror unveils a gigantic Lightning Rod, to use as an electrical conductor. Of course, the electricity of the Force Shield won't just travel through the Lightning Rod because that would be too mundane.
 * The Nega-Electrolyte  begins redirecting the electrons from the barrier. It'll take 3 turns to deplete the electricity from the shield. Turns left: 1/3.
 * The Ultimate Life Form  will act as the Nega-Electrolyte's bodyguard, in case he got unlucky.
 * "Laser Ahnilators- These giant cannons are attached to each of the islands- they use light radiation to burn the subject. They can be dampened, but how?"
 * Covering the subject with water, perhaps?
 * [Frustration.mp3]
 * I guess I'll see how these weapons work. I guess they are like my Wave Motion Guns.
 * "Titan Giz-W Hypercannon- The center garden has a massive Giz-W Hypercannon, an elementally-charged cannon which can do massive damage when used. The alphabet will tell you something about this Hypercannon..."
 * Wha...? The alphabet? The English alphabet?
 * The letter W? Tungsten? (Its symbol is W). Omega?
 * Guide dang it!
 * I guess I'll have to see how this work while the SIS Conqueror counter this elemental weapon with its elemental weapons.
 * "SuperArmour- Very, very similar to the armour used by Btd456Creeper. How was he defeated in the past?"
 * Is it exploding with the force of billion suns? Because at that point, he gave up.
 * If no, then please don't tell me this was from a purged round since I don't remember anything, and I can't read it ever again. (Round 1-40, which were deleted after the Discussions was announced to replace the Forum).
 * Either way, I guess I'll deplete the electrical Force Shield first, before attacking the SuperArmour.

Orbital Battle and Planetary Bombardment

 * 404 found: "in response, I call for the mobilization of the Imperial Fleet. they prepare to defend Earth at all costs. COME AT ME!"
 * SIS Conqueror fires thousands of Hunter Missiles at the Imperial Fleet, focusing on the non-capital ships.
 * SIS Conqueror bombard the battlefield with thousands of Wave Motion Guns. (Laser beams on steroids).