Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26054072-20160912192728/@comment-29191679-20170217022702

'''Alpha654 inflicts the corrupted 404 found with Slowness X, preventing them from moving. He then turns his attention to the Clown, equips him with Blast Protection X diamond armor and then summons a ton of TNT to send him flying away at ludicrous speed.'''

Then the Slowness X wears off, and 404 found disintegrates the...

 Wait- Who took the Nano Improbability Drive?

'''<???> It's mine. I never worked with those skeletons anyway.'''

 Okay, now this has gotten worse.

Alpha654 tries activating the Master Block, but is confronted by Herobrine.

'''  ''' I'll take that Master Block, thank you very much.

 You really think I'm gonna give THIS up?

'''  ''' I can take it just as easily as I did with your friends over in that other universe.

<Demon Guardian> Heck, you're giving it up NOW.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">'''The Demon Guardian activates the Improbability Drive, killing Alpha654 instantly. Herobrine nearly swipes the Master Block, but 404 found, now being overpowered, takes it back for the Sans-es.'''

<p style="font-weight:normal;"> You traitors are gonna pay for this.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">'''Oiniteoderfla12 and Yatagarasu teleport to the ship. The first thing they notice is Alpha654, killed off by the Improbability Drive.'''

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><Oiniteoderfla12> Wha... No! Alpha!

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><Yatagarasu> You... YOU TWO...

<p style="font-weight:normal;">The Yatagarasu takes the Icycle and tries to freeze the Demon Guardian, but is knocked away by a blast of TNT.

<span style="color:black;text-shadow:0px 0px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px lime, 1px 1px 1px lime">'''<Demon Guardian> Oh, don't even try. We've already won this battle. Now, if you'll please excuse me, I'll-'''

'''A huge explosion shatters the cockpit, and the Demon Guardian is tossed out of the ship. Another explosion rips the Sunder in two, and one final one sends the pieces flying down to the nearest planet.'''

<Oiniteoderfla12> Darn it... 404 really got us there...

<Yatagarasu> We need to get to the escape pods. Now.

<Oiniteoderfla12> Right. But what about Alpha?

<Yatagarasu> Leave him. There's nothing we can do now.

The two find the only remaining escape pod in the ship, and flee.

'''Nobody knows that I had a Totem of Undying in my pocket, which kept me alive. You'll see later, but for now, just remember that none of the players know I'm still alive.'''