Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26461835-20160312233333/@comment-26417074-20160321054856

1. peeing on the way to the toilet and saying "Mummy, daddy, I had an accident"

2. whispering very loudly that I have a crush on the person on the opposite side of the table

3. pushing my friend over and breaking his glasses

4. making friends with horny teenagers in high school

5. (this is super embarrassing) "touching myself" and falling to sleep, with my bedroom door open, leaving my parents to see... stuff. rip ;_;