Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27773653-20160319160631/@comment-26884827-20160401045618

Glasses

Cane

Leather Purse

Cashier: Riddle, I've had it. Many times I've seen your ridiculous amount of junk you buy. Please never shop at WalMart's again. ;-;

Me: Heck, no! I like WalMart. Get ready for your costume! Old Grandma Style!

Cashier: Ahhhh!!! Security! Security!!

*10 minutes later...*

Cashier: Why!!!??? I'm humiliated! Curse you, Riddle!