Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-30759860-20170125013221/@comment-28610838-20170127042144

I fire a Perma-Death Beam at Epic, that deals 50000 damage every 0.1 seconds. It never gets off of him, and causes enormous suffering and blood loss, if he survives.

I also lock him in an electrical cage, which is constantly zapping him

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR FANFICCING ME. FEEL MY TRUE EVIL.

'''KILL THEM ALL. TAKE NO SURVIVORS.'''

LEAVE EPIC IN ETERNAL SUFFERING

'''I CARE NOT ABOUT THE PARADOX. JUST EPIC'S DEATH.. FOREVER!!!'''

(This is what happens when I get shipped. SUFFER.)