Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28749161-20160428180738/@comment-26877467-20160430203642

I am now radiating insane waves of time. Things now occilate from normal,  to slow, to frozen, no reverse, to frozen, to slow, to normal,  to fast, to very fast, to fast, to normal, and repeat.

Additionally,  I am now blasting out walls of air, throwing everyone away from me in a massive range. Trees are flying away, and should probably be dodged.