Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26446727-20161009140412/@comment-28122105-20161015020849

The planet has a force field. It laughs in the face of the explosion, literally. (Picture that now.)

A green chicken goes down a warp pipe on a purple island that leads to a parallel world. It then rolls

up the parallel world and shoves it back through the pipe. (Now, picture THAT.)