Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26073440-20181005002932/@comment-7395353-20181007225107

I name my island Hattopia, with the population being Hattopians.

The population is a humanoid species, but with only one leg instead of two. Also, every year, Hattopians grow another top hat on top of their heads. These hats are impossible to remove. Hattopians do not have hair.

My home has a toggleable Top Hat Sensor at the entrance. If it is on, an alarm will go off whenever anyone not wearing a top hat enters the house. It's a normal home, and there's also an indoor swimming pool because I feel like it.

We eat rabbits, because they come out of hats