Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27049198-20151028151936/@comment-26317392-20151107061638

I bomb Mars and nobody can escape. Every single atom that was on Mars is destroyed forever. Powers fly into the air, and I grab then all. I then bomb Earth. Nobody could escape except for me. I am alone in this world. I create a new turnip and an army of terrorists. The terrorist kill everyone that attempts to take the turnip.

I have the turnip.