Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-33732017-20180707030520/@comment-27121914-20180707041636


 * Wait, Natsu? Who's Nats- [sees the word "Aradia"]
 * HOLY flummery
 * IS THAT A HOMESTUCK REFERENCE?!?!?!!!11111111111111one


 * Anyway!
 * That potion's named "Hot-Blooded Magick".
 * Your attack power, both physical and magical, significantly increases, along with your speed. Those previously incapable of magic can use magic until this potion's effects expire in 1 hour. (This includes robots).
 * Oh, and because the blood of the troll Maid of Time is one of the ingredients, you now have time powers for 1 hour, enabling you to travel back in time, into the future, etc. Either way, make sure you return to the present before the potion expires!


 * This potion is made of:
 * Ground pork.
 * Ketchup.
 * Ichor (Blood of the gods).
 * ...Well, that escalated quickly.