Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20181027031909/@comment-27790518-20181104033807

The following is a series of strange character interactions

Part 1 of 2 posts

[Ender] aeiou

[Pixelcat] CAN YOU STOP IT WITH THE (insert beaver-created structure) VOWELS ALREADY!?

[Ender] :oof:

[Endercat] What’s this book?

'''[Adobe] Oh, that’s a book that’s formed from buttons in Terminal Void. Pretty much has all the forgotten history in the Multiverse, but now also has additional history. '''

[Ender] DO NOT TURN TO PAGE 6969 IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR SANITY

'''[Oderfla] What even is on there, and how do you know to not turn to that page?  [Ender]''' ...Alexis’ autobiography…
 * (Endercat tries to read said page, but his eyes explode)

[Realisticat] Aether, can you turn back time to before that happened?

[Aether] Sure thing man  '''[Adobe] ...has all the forgotten history in the Multiverse, but now also has more additional history. '''
 * (Aether time travels back 20 seconds)

'''[Aether] STOOP! '''

[Ender] DO NOT TU--- [Adobe] lol 
 * (Aether promptly stuns Ender yet again)

'''[Aether] (to Aether) You need to time travel. '''

'''[Aether] Ok.  [Ender]''' Not again…
 * (An Aether disappears)

[Pixelcat] Guys, give me three numbers and I will flip to the closest real number to the square root of the product of those numbers.

[Red] 19

[Notch] 5 

[Ender] Hold up, now where did YOU get from?

[Notch] Me and Umbra helped out with other stuff, but we decided to come back here to help out 

[Ender] Oh, okay.

[16bitcat] 24

[Pixelcat] Ok, uh… (pulls out a calculator) … 48. Let’s see…

[Ender] I’m on the edge of my nonexistent seat!

[Pixelcat] ...Ender…?

[Ender] Yeah?

[Pixelcat] ...did you and Red hang out as kids…?

[Ender] O_O [Red] Whaaaaaat? No…?
 * (This grabs the attention of the team)

[Pixelcat] Then why do I see vivid recounts of you two eating CELERY TOGETHER ON A TIRE SWING!?

'''[Alfred] The archives must be incomplete! '''

[Red] Ehehehehe… Uhm… [Endercat] Thanos Brick, can you chill already?? {NO U} 
 * (Even Kevin itself grows a tad bit pink)
 * (Kevin flashes white to signify morse code)

[Ender] OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [Realisticat] BURNED!!!!
 * (Realisticat lights a fireball in her hand)

'''[Adobe] You call that a burn, you half-witted tuna-for-brains? '''

[Red] OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

'''[Alfred] That was a burn more scorching than the ones my classmates used to give me.  [Realisticat] '''SCORCHING YOU SAY? [Adobe] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 
 * (Realisticat throws her fireball)
 * (Beta covers his mouth to keep his hype low)

[Pixelcat] Wow, there’s a whole SUB-CHAPTER about you two!

[Red] Wh-what?! Who thought it was a good idea to share our story?!

'''[Adobe] Not sure, maybe ask EndermanR169? '''

[EndermanR169] i don’t 'frickin know lul

'''<span style="color:white;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, -2px 2px 1px black">[Oderfla] I swear these fourth wall breaks are getting on my nerves… Anyways, I want to see! '''

'''<span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, -2px 2px 1px white">[Alfred] I don’t mind, but if there is anything… Uhm… That has some ‘sexy times’ in it, I will force both of us to split, and beat you up, Oderfla. '''

[Ender] I'm pretty sure people who will read this will fail NNN...

[Red] What do you mean by that?

[Ender] I’m pretty sure ALEXIS hijacked the book and made some… fanfictions...

<span style="color:white;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, -2px 2px 1px black">[Oderfla] oWo I wonder what that means… 

[Realisticat] BURN THE DEVIL BOOK! <span style="color:#B200BA;text-shadow:0px 0px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">{CHILL LMAO SHUT UP AND GET TO SEXY I WANT ALEXIS TO SEE THIS} 
 * (Kevin spells out more morse code)

[Ender] You’re being more of an annoyance than an actual bad guy right now…

<span style="color:#B200BA;text-shadow:0px 0px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">{WALUIGI} 

[Ender] ...fair point.

[Pixelcat] Hey, there’s a picture here of Red and Ender sitting unde-

[Ender] DON’T YOU EFFING DARE

[Pixelcat] ...under a tree… And, uh, oh.

[Red] DO NOT. EVEN. SAY THE NEXT WORD.

'''<span style="color:white;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, -2px 2px 1px black">[Oderfla] Calm down you two, it’s just a picture of you guys kissing.  [Ender]''' Everybody back away… now. [Ender] (Lets out the most bloodcurdling scream that even citizens in The Real Universe cover their ears too) [Person 1] AUGH!!! THIS SCREECHING!!!
 * (cue triggered ender and red)
 * (The team notices even more, and they become more curious)
 * (Everyone backs off)
 * (Meanwhile, in The Real Universe)

[Person 2] We are correct! God has been angered!

[Person 3] CALL THE POLICE

[Person 4] No, this is the work of the government!

[Person 5] ALIENS! ALIENS! THAT’S WHAT!