Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20181002140335/@comment-24314595-20181004213231

Ender: !!!!!!

Pixelcat: So you're the guardian?

Marx: Indeed I am. NOW DIE! [Charges laser]

16bitcat: .-.

(Marx fires his laser directly at Endercat.)

Endercat: ...AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA  

(Endercat starts convulsing on the ground)

Realisticat: ...WHOA

Marx: WHO'S NEXT?

Ender: [Runs up to Marx and starts beating the crap out of him]

Marx: ow oh no i am dead blah

(Marx falls to the floor)

Pixelcat: ...yay?

Marx: JUST KITTEN, [EXPLETIVE]S!

Pixelcat: lol

(Marx starts chasing Pixelcat while dropping fireballs on him)

Pixelcat: NOT LOL! NOT LOL!

Endercat: [Finally comes to his senses] GRRRRRRRRRRR!!! [Scampers towards Marx with an energy sword in his mouth]

Marx: [Fires fireballs in Endercat's direction]

(Endercat jumps up, grabs the sword, and deflects the fireballs. They hit Marx, who sustains a small bit of damage.)

Marx- 1,499,623/1,500,000

Ender: HEY BUDDY, LOOK OVER HERE!

(Marx turns around)

(Ender pulls out a mace and starts wailing on Marx. However, the mace breaks in half upon hitting Marx's wing)

Marx: :hah:

(The mace head falls onto the ground, causing a crack to appear.)

(Purple light emits from the crack)

16bitcat: Oh, don't tell me...

(A bolt of lightning strikes Ender, stunning him)

Meanwhile...

Aether: !

(Aether dashes out of Alfred's room)

Meanwhile...

(Aether appears in Marx's battle room.)

Aether: KARMA!

(Aether dashes back to Alfred's room)

Realisticat: ._.