Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26073440-20180106191940/@comment-27121914-20180114141956

List of Current Players and Entities

 * 1) TimewornKaiju, the Red Dragon  (Specification API: Any attacks that target everyone will be ignored by me) (Draconic Reflective Aura: The affected player and every single one of his entities are immune to being stunned or forced immobility, permanently.  NO. EXCEPTIONS. ) (Raid Immunity API: Can't be directly damaged until future notice; around Trial 6. Focus on his entities first) (Immune to forced teleportation by other entities) (Draconic Amulet ) (True Yharim's Crystal ) (Raid Key ) (Trial 2: The Copycat )
 * 2) [TRIAL-BOSS]  [CALAMITY-BOSS]   THE LORDE  (NO U: Upon dealing melee damage against a player/entity, he'll inflict this debuff, which disables all of your superpowers, both passive and active abilities). (Attack Borrowing: Borrows an ability from anything that exists, fictional or not, and uses it as his own).
 * 3) Sweg Dragon, the MLG Incarnate  (Assistant of the Red Dragon: Can control some of TimewornKaiju's entities, particularly those that Sweg used to own)
 * 4) Type: Sparky, the Strategic Tactician (P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Mini P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Phantom Rider Suit) (Force Shield)
 * 5) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-1 Death Egg Robot
 * 6) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-2 Big Arms
 * 7) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-3 Egg Viper
 * 8) Brevon's Fleet
 * 9) [SUPERBOSS] Lord Brevon
 * 10) Omochao
 * 11) Mettaton
 * 12) Waluigi
 * 13) 100 ZOMGs
 * 14) Tons of other random stuff
 * 15) 404 found, the Grand Admiral (3 Raid Points) (Elemental Shield) (Force Shield)
 * 16) X-34 Gunship (Elemental Shield) (Force Shield)
 * 17) Oiniteoderfla12, the Hellven Stickman (Riding Supersonic Mk.II) (Force Shield)
 * 18) Supersonic Mk.II (Ridden by Oiniteoderfla12)
 * 19) Oinitroll
 * 20) Sonar553, the Shadow of Darkness (Shadow Barrier) (Force Shield)
 * 21) Patapon Airship
 * 22) Uberhero
 * 23) Bennett Foddy
 * 24) Snek
 * 25) Patapon Bosses
 * 26) Kacchidonga
 * 27) Dodonga
 * 28) Majidonga
 * 29) Ice Dragon
 * 30) Fire Dragon
 * 31) Poison Dragon
 * 32) Grim Matchstick
 * 33) Shadow Dragon (Fire Emblem)
 * 34) Annoying Dog
 * 35) SANESSS
 * 36) S0mePVZfan, the Keyblade Master (Myst3ryM4n, MM) (Mega Minion Armor) (Lingering Will Armor) (Force Shield)
 * 37) CookieCookieNomNom, the Dark Matter Cookie (Force Shield)
 * 38) Theepicosity
 * 39) Aggron... Just Aggron - Just an OP Aggron (Force Shield)
 * 40) Mega Tower
 * 41) Cuphead bosses
 * 42) Casino bosses
 * 43) Tipsy Troop
 * 44) Mr. Wheezy
 * 45) Pip and Dot
 * 46) Chips Bettigan
 * 47) Hopus Pocus
 * 48) Phear Lap
 * 49) Pirouletta
 * 50) Mr. Chimes
 * 51) Mangosteen
 * 52) Goopy Le Grande
 * 53) The Root Pack
 * 54) Moe Tato
 * 55) Weepy
 * 56) Psycarrot
 * 57) Original Characters
 * 58) Maccia
 * 59) Thwompike
 * 60) Metic
 * 61) Cer Ceram
 * 62) Scratch
 * 63) Gerrytom
 * 64) Psychadela
 * 65) Expresserain

Type: Sparky, the Strategic Tactician

 * "The dust settles. The Colossal Hog Rider is gone, but so are the CR troops. Everything cancerous and CR is rekt!"
 * yoy
 * "Also, I wake up. I exit the Star Destroyer and Super Wing Dragon Boost straight into SCP-001 for huge damage. It never see it coming... On the way I drop Heal and Clone spells as well as Force Shields for everyone who's fighting the Raid boss!"
 * HUGE DAMAGE!! 50% HP remains!
 * Well, crab.
 * "I deploy a Zappy unit to permastun it. Your API does nothing, because it's not actually a permastun, it's just that three Zappies can fire in such a way that as soon as the tempstun on one ends, another one shoots, thus initiating another stun. TROLOLOL #1. Simple solution is to use an air unit or another entity to kill one, and then there's only just long but not permastun. I deploy some Teslas that pop up and cause electrical damage to the SCP. And also some Electro Wizards. Kill the Zappies and the Wizards fast!"
 * HOLD IT!!
 * Sweg's assist: "I grab the Zappies using my Chain of Light, and smash them into the Wizards, obliterating them. I'll also smash through all of your Teslas with my Phantasmal Hyperspear charge. Steven's API and SCP-001 are safe! Trolls countered: 2"
 * "I give the Sparky Army Force Shields, and then the Sparky Army fires. It's locked on to its target -- no changing it! Unless you play CR and know a Sparky's weakness, that is... TROLOLOL #2. Which is a huge dose of damage to the Broken God's whatever. Also, it took the damage of the Army earlier, because, well, AoE. TROLOLOL #3 (or #0 because chronology)"
 * Sweg's assist: "Next, I'll summon an extra-large Giant Skeleton, which cripples the entire Sparky Army! (Looked up its weakness). Also, we've talked about using unclear logic from other games. Don't make me null you again. I will do it. Trolls countered: 3"
 * Hey! Screwing with chronology is bad, mkay? 43% HP remains!
 * "I use the recoil of the Boost (still in the air) to use a Dragon Cyclone (new moves y0y) and keep me aloft... before landing on Zerach Maxar. The AoE of the attack should kill any clones relatively quickly due to the amount of collisions/attack it does. Then I set the Evilness Laser to Splash and fire away. (Also, I Zap Dark Side to do the 164 damage. TROLOLOL #4)"
 * Sweg's assist: "I'll finish this up by smiting Sparky himself with a wicked thunderbolt, large enough to stun Sparky and prevent him from damaging Zerach OR Dark Side."
 * "And finally, I'll imbue every single one of Steven's superbosses with a Draconic Reflective Aura! Derived straight from my core itself, these special flaming aura shields prevent any stunning or forced immobility, permanently! There is no stopping this."

S0mePVZfan, the Keyblade Master

 * "Dealing with the plutonium bullets that Dark Side has sent, MM casts Ultra-Reflega LV10, where he's able to reflect all of the bullets, but his MP bar was drained completely. It'll recharge soon..."
 * They're reflected back at Dark Side! 92% HP remains!
 * "MM immediately teleports behind it and knocks it into the air. There, he uses Top-Bottom juggle where he tps above the boss in the air and knocks the them down, soon after tps again from below to knock the boss up in the air again and repeats while closing the distance btwn each tp. Once the distance is small enough, MM uses Blade Spin, where he spins, with his kbs pointing forward, at a rate of 50 revs/sec, dealing monumental damage."
 * MASSIVE DAMAGE!! 55% HP remains!
 * "MM turns his kbs into one giant futuristic motorbike, complete with very sharp wheels. He then drives at a speed of 300mph towards the tentacles and Waldoes and starts slicing extremely fast at them. MM continues slicing the tentacles while driving very fast. Out of vengeance of what it did, MM keeps slicing, and then proceeds to fly. There, MM turns both his kbs into Delta Laser guns, that shoot delta beams at the Dark Side creature. (Gamma rays are already powerful enough. Delta beams are 2x more powerful than the Ultimate Ultra-gamma rays)"
 * ENORMOUS DAMAGE!! 45% HP REMAINS!! 
 * "MM flies up to it and uses his sharp metal wings and flapped very hard. It produces a sharp wind that slices the boss. Obviously, it doesn't get KO'd from it, but it takes damage. MM does it again but even faster, and he proceeds to repeat it 10 times, each getting faster, sharper and deadlier. MM then uses Arranged Beam, where he summons many light shield beams and makes them into laser arrays that are aimed at the boss."
 * MASSIVE DAMAGE!! 22% HP remains!

404 found, the Grand Admiral

 * "the Imperial Fleet jumps away, its job done. along with the Republic Wings and Elite TIEs. the X-34 jumps in from Hyperspace and immediately dive bombs the Broken God with a Shadow-blast, a energy based explosive with equivalent power of a 20 kiloton nuclear weapon."
 * BIG DAMAGE!! 10% HP remains! The Broken God's at critical HP!

CookieCookieNomNom, the Dark Matter Cookie

 * "I change the seeds to apple seeds, and I set seed-spitting to 200 per second. Every second, Zerach Maxar will be affected by cyanide in apple seeds, which will start draining 5 HP every 2 posts."
 * 33 posts have passed. 33 / 2 = 16.5. 16.5 x 5 = 82.5. Wait, no, too high. I'm gonna make Zerach take 33% damage instead. MASSIVE DAMAGE!! 22% HP remains!
 * (How did those mere apple seeds manage to deal that much damage...)

Brown Eevee, the Bavarium General

 * Since Eevee has quit RFF because he suffered the same fate as me, I wave goodbye at the direction where he was last seen.
 * "My Golden Urga Mstitel attempts to fire a massive concussive bavarium lightning cannonball towards the ZM."
 * 7.8/10 Too many adjectives - IGN
 * 18% HP remains.

CookieCookieNomNom, the Dark Matter Cookie

 * "I proceed to fire the Ion Cannon straight down to Zerach Maxar."
 * 10% HP remains! Critical HP!

Aggron... Just Aggron

 * "I join the raid. And Mr. Chimes slams Zerach’s face with his cymbals."
 * Ouch. 9% HP remains.

Sonar553, the Shadow of Darkness

 * ''"I decide to hammer the weakest of Steven's entities since I lost track of attacks, I am far behind and my earlier post got deleted. And by hammer I mean Hammer, CONTINUOUSLY. OVER AND OVER, NONSTOP.""'
 * Zerach Maxar is rekt! REKT BY: Sonar553, the Shadow of Darkness. +1 Raid Point!
 * The rest of the actions aimed against Zerach Maxar are nulled. Because, well, there's no point to respond to actions against an entity that's already dead anyway.

404 found, the Grand Admiral

 * "The X-34 finishes dive bomb and takes a strafe at the Broken God with its Aureus Lightning and HK Missiles, which causes the Broken God to be 500% more vulnerable to energy attacks."
 * The Broken God is rekt! REKT BY: 404 found, the Grand Admiral. +1 Raid Point!
 * The rest of the actions aimed against SCP-001-05, the Broken God, are nulled. Because, again, there's no point to respond to actions against an entity that's already dead.

S0mePVZfan, the Keyblade Master

 * "MM shoots Delta beams at Boss-BG"
 * The Broken God has just been defeated by 404. Sorry about that.
 * "MM uses Ultra-Giga-impact on Boss-DS"
 * 34% HP remains!

Type: Sparky, the Strategic Tactician

 * "I'll try something :) I get the Army to aim at me and fire (?!) while I rev a Super Wing Dragon Boost... I absorb the shot (somehow) via the Dragon Boost invincibility and then just bounce off all of Steven's entities with an Electro-Wing Dragon Boost -- first off the God, then Dark Side, then Zerach Maxar. And then any player clones active."
 * 29% HP remains! (Against Dark Side, that is)
 * "(Oh BTW I'm even faster than before thanks to that electric charge. And yeah, I know about the stunning. This is for damage. ESPECIALLY in the Broken God's case.)"
 * Welp, good to know.
 * "And when I'm done, I'll just give MM some upgraded Mega Minion armor, as well as replenishing all of 404's Force Shields, and adding layers of Elemental underneath."
 * Well, sheep.
 * "Then METTATON (HE'S STILL ALIVE!) tanks for Sonar, letting him hammer away."
 * Acknowledged.
 * "And I Clone Cookie's seed shooter. Double damage!"
 * He used it against Zerach Maxar, who is already defeated by Sonar.
 * "A Rocket fires straight at Steven's entities while Heal and Shield and Clone keep on dropping for us."
 * 21% HP remains!
 * "MM proceeds to continue blasting delta beams at Boss-BG, then he uses Circular Arranged Beam, where he makes the light shields arranged in a circle surrounding him, then making them move in a beeline formation where it first spins, then one of the laser beams starts to move out straight towards the boss with the other lasers following suit. Then, the beams circle around the boss until they start closing in until the beams are close to each other, damaging the boss severely due to the motionless beams all being close to each other, with this happening for 5-7 seconds until beams disappear on their own."
 * Welp, the Broken God is already rekt, but this wall of text is too long to waste. I'll make this hit Dark Side instead.
 * Dark Side is rekt! REKT BY: S0mePVZfan, the Keyblade Master. (+1 Raid Point!)
 * And the players with the most points are...!
 * 404 found, the Grand Admiral. And S0mePVZfan, the Keyblade Master! Congratulations, both of you have obtained a raid prize, known as a Spoil of War!
 * Like the prizes given to me by Sweg; these cannot be stolen, taken away from you, or exploited, by anyone but the 404 or MM themselves. They're enchanted with a special thief-proof godmodder-level curse that, 100%, prevents anyone or anything else from touching, destroying, or interfering with the loot. No exceptions.
 * 404's Prize: The Maw - Based on the Broken God's consumption ability (or at least I tried to base on it). A mouth-shaped cannon that, once activated, consumes the remains of a mechanical entity that was recently destroyed, in order to absorb the victimized machine's abilities and permanently(?) add them to its own. However, you may choose an ability to discard from the Maw if you want to, if you find it useless or something like that, that is.
 * (If you don't like the prize, then you may redesign your own Spoil of War into something completely different, but make sure it's special to you).
 * MM's Prize: Adaptive Armor - Made from the scales of the Great Leviathan. Grants its wearer Adaptive Ability. "This is an enemy whose power is to adapt to any power used against it." Once he's attacked, S0mePVZfan will automatically assumes the form of whatever attacks him.
 * "Nuke it from orbit? Now it's a radioactive beast capable of wrecking everything with radiation! Infect it with a supernatural plague, now it's a hideous monster that can spread pandemics like it was Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse. Blast it with pure evil, now it's an evil force beyond any other." - Examples of Adaptive Ability, as used by the Great Leviathan.

Actions

 * And now, onwards to the next trial.
 * There's still one Post-Moon Lord Calamity Mod boss that still wasn't summoned by Sweg yet. Why? Because it's recently added?
 * So, what is it? I'll show you how to create it.
 * I prepare some cardboard, a pair of "GOSHDARN TEENAGE GOOGLY EYES!!!" - Gyftrot, Undertale. And a pair of scissors as well. Also a hard copy of Yharim.png
 * I use magick to fuse the image of Yharim, the cardboard, and the googly eyes into one entity. And then I use the scissors to cut every single transparent pixel away from the cardboard cutout itself.
 * And ta dah! THE LORDE has awoken! 
 * If you don't know about Calamity Mod, here's a link about that guy.
 * This... cardboard cutout, of all things, upon dealing damage against a player/entity, he'll inflict the NO U debuff, which disables all of your superpowers, both passive and active abilities. So, if you're not a machine or something scientific or something like that, then you'll have an experience of how harsh mortal like can be! (Which is why I hate being a mortal, BTW). 
 * Every single frame (every single counteraction and action in this case), his AI has a chance to change into another AI. Everything will deal 6.9 times ( Perverted King Dice emoji ) the damage while THE LORDE is alive.
 * In either case, it has no special attacks of its own. So, it'll pull out any ability that has been used by any character from any work of fiction and use it as its own! Wow, how original!
 * Anyway, let's begin!

Trial 2 The Copycat


 *  THE LORDE  begins by firing a Sphere of Destruction at S0mePVZfan! (Copyrighted by TimewornKaiju, AKA me). Basically a miniature star, or a fireball on steroids.
 * >comic sans font
 * After that,  THE LORDE  creates a Chain of Light and grabs CookieCookieNomNom with it, before slamming him into the ground, really hard! (Copyrighted by Sweg)
 * And then,  THE LORDE  summons a Murderswarm of 100,000 Bumblebirbs (each one is a boss on its own right) to fly towards CookieCookieNomNom, Sonar, 404, Sparky, Aggron, S0mePVZfan, Oinite, and the X-34 Gunship, with the intent to ram them to destroy their Force Shields and Elemental Shields! (They're separate entities that fly by their own and not launched by the summoner, so they don't count as projectiles. Do not argue).
 * They won't stop attempting to ram you until every single one of them is killed.
 * (Copyrighted by Jungle Dragon, Yharon)
 * Then,  THE LORDE  unveils two Shadow WMMGs (Wave Motion Machine Guns) on his shoulders... wait, cardboard cutouts have shoulders? Forget it.
 * And then he fires a barrage of 1 million Shadow Spheres per second from the WMMGs at Sonar, as an attempt to overload and destroy his Shadow Barrier!
 * "Shadow Barrier: This Barrier is the most unique as it takes on many different features. Any small range object, like an arrow that touches this barrier becomes a shadow too, however not killing SSC as he made it. Any other object, except for lasers would start to cripple upon touch. A user running through the object will end up having the Plague, except the Plague develops at a faster speed (to 1 turn) and can only be removed through lava. (WHICH NEEDS TO BE REASONABLY OBTAINED) The barrier is indestructible unless attacks as an incorporeal/dark/shadow form are made or if SSC is killed. At incorporeal damage, the barrier has the same capacity of the Immobolization Barrier."
 * Speaking of the Immobilization Barrier... "Immobilization Barrier: A Barrier that functions more like a wall. Any passing material will penetrate through the barrier, but will freeze into one place, motionless. The more speed the item has (assuming it is directed at the barrier), the farther it goes inside the barrier. This barrier has a high capacity for what it can hold-having too many objects will cause it to become unstable, and eventually destroyed. Alpha654 was the first person to find a way to destroy it instantly."
 * That's all for today. Sweg may control THE LORDE if he wanted to. After all, he's yet another Calamity Mod Boss.