Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24286619-20170730085938/@comment-27121914-20170801134304


 * Sonar553: "Retaliating, I phase upward of Site 13 unnoticed and send a SONAR BEAM to the Red Dragon"
 * "I shoot A SONAR BEAM to: Eevee, Steven and 404."
 * My horns fire several tendrils of Red Miles. They combine together to create 2 Crimson Superlasers to counter the two Sonar Beams.
 * Knowing that we'll just waste our powers while being unable to harm each other, I quit fighting with Sonar.
 * Sweg Dragon: "So apparently Steven cut my heads off and set them on fire. Now normally this IS how you'd kill a Hydra, but as one of my heads is composed of the Fire element, lighting my heads on fire has no effect. Therefore, according to Hydra rules, I now regenerate 2 heads where each single head once was!"
 * Oh, for the love of the Sweet Lord...
 * Sweg Dragon: "I now have 12 heads, 2 of each element! I ignore Sonar for now and engage Steven/Kaiju in battle."
 * Here we go.
 * I create several Hydro Cannons on my back and fire them at Sweg's Fire Heads . The water blasts fired by those cannons are high volume of water under great pressure.
 * I impale Sweg's Water Heads  with Dehydrator Roots. They are the roots of Yggdrasil, the World Tree, which will drain all water from the organisms it impale. without water, normal organisms will be unable to sustain their own lives.
 * I use telekinesis to lift two continents, and then I crush Sweg's Lightning Heads  between them.
 * I summon 2 Mega Gaster Blasters, and then they blast Sweg's Dark Heads  with Bright Lasers.
 * I surround Sweg's Light Heads  with black holes, which begin consuming the Light Heads and everything light-related in their vicinity.
 * I freeze Sweg's Earth Heads  with Beyond Absolute Zero, and then I shatter the Earth Heads like they were made entirely of ice.
 * A "BAZ" is a freeze ray capable of freezing something in a temperature that's, well, beyond absolute zero.