Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26822753-20170904235912/@comment-27121914-20170905135105


 * Sweg Dragon: "I'm still active. Gonna post tomorrow, though."
 * Still waiting...

Fleet Battle & Invasion of SIS Chronos (404 found)

 * "the Executor immediately TPs off of the Titan, while keeping up the continuous Lightning and Beam attacks."
 * The Ankylon Titan shoots metal spikes to act as lightning rods, blocking the lightning attacks!
 * After that, it counters the beam attacks with its own heat beams.
 * "Regius gets overloaded, and its shields gets KOd. it launches a wave of torpedoes in response."
 * The Ragnarov Titan shoots a Plasma Ball, which explodes into many of smaller, homing Plasma Balls made of Solar Lightning, which hit the torpedoes and destroy it from the inside by making bolts of Solar Lightning erupt from the affected torpedoes.
 * Those bolts of Solar Lightning that erupted from the torpedoes move towards the Regius, preparing to overloading it once again.
 * "the Devastator gets rekt. but, before it dies the X-34 flies out of its emergency port and sprays down the Titan with all weapons and drones out."
 * You know what, deploying the Zephyr fighters right now will make our ridiculously big posts even bigger.
 * So instead, it'll be something akin to David vs. Goliath: The Coronata Titan itself will fight X-34.
 * The Coronata Titan teleports behind X-34 in the blink of an eye, and then it repels everything fired by X-34 with a Super Gravity Wave (capable of pushing everything away from it, lasers or not. It used this because there were too many weapons to counter).
 * After that, the Coronata Titan fires Red Miles at X-34. This is only a chunk of me, and such, these Red Miles can't grow infinitely. Doesn't mean it won't split or follow its target, though.
 * "the Dreadnoughts use Shadowflames (superheated 300,000 degrees plasma) to incinerate the nanites heading in. the Battleships take the missiles (minor damage), then return fire with cruise missiles and massive rotary cannons."
 * After that, the Vulkoras Desolators disintegrate the Cruise Missiles with Consumer Nanites.
 * About those cannons... 77% HP remains!
 * The Vulkoras Desolators summon Energy Hands (energy clones of Master Hand), which proceed to grab the Dreadnoughts and Battleships, and then crush them.
 * "AFS Independence is rekt. the resulting explosion *should* severely damage nearby enemy ships."
 * The lesser ships in the blast radius are annihilated!
 * MASSIVE DAMAGE!! The Eradica Titan is rekt!
 * All of the Eradica TItan's clones disappear.
 * "the Titan Battlecruiser blocks the Nuke Nanites with miniature Molecular Disintegrators, then drop off a wave of elite Nexar ships to hold the enemy Titan in combat while preparing its weapon."
 * The Skarovas Enforcers have engaged the Nexar ships in combat!
 * The Skarovas Enforcers launches energy waves at the Nexar ships.
 * After that, the Kultorask Titan uses Fire Nanites, which transform into millions of fireballs total and ram the Titan Battlecruiser.
 * "some of the Star Destroyers got rekt, but most of them realized the attack and dodged it. They continue firing back with all weapons, and also drops off some TIE ships as distractions."
 * The Kortul Devastators reflects the projectiles with Gravity Waves, while firing its Hydro Cannons at the Star Destroyers. This version is capable of cutting titanium.
 * A bunch of Vasari Fighters have been teleported to this location in order to fight the TIE fighters!
 * "the Tarkin releases a salvo of weapons fire, hoping to overload the enemy shield."
 * The Vorastra Titan's shields are down!
 * "the Eclipse's engines gets hit. CRITICAL HIT: mobility damaged. It uses a TP to quickly turn around, then charges its hidden superlaser (weaker then Tarkin laser, but still strong) and fires it."
 * The Eradica Titan is already destroyed!
 * The Vorastra Titan engages battle with Eclipse!
 * The Vorastra Titan uses Micro Phase Jump to dodge the superlaser by (technically) teleporting!
 * The Vorastra Titan fires 2 Spheres of Destruction, one at the Tarkin, and another one at the Eclipse.
 * "the Terminator produces a tiny tab, and with a flick it turns into a shield of Teflon, which despite the super-acid lasts long enough to block all of it. It then jumps up, producing a 2-shot railgun and noscoping the sawblade creature and the Emperor from behind their heads."
 * The Empress and the Emperor are rekt!
 * And then the Terminator gets teleported to another room: Sass Hotel.
 * The Lovers have engaged the Terminator in battle!
 * Oh wait, no.
 * I snap my fingers to detonate the Sass Hotel and the Lovers. The Lovers are rekt!
 * The Terminator gets teleported to another room: Marathon Course.
 * The Chariot has engaged the Terminator in battle!
 * The Chariot rides on a chariot pulled by two horses. He throws holy hand grenades and shoots void lasers at the Terminator while moving at the speed of sound.
 * "Clone 1 simply takes the grenade hit, then runs up to the Hierophant and electro-punches said entity in the face. (analogy: Omega PEKKA overcharged sword)"
 * The Hierophant is rekt!
 * Clone 1 gets teleported to another room: Lava Shark Pool.
 * Strength has engaged Clone 1 in battle! (This version is a female megalodon who resides in a volcano).
 * Strength fires several Lava Blasts at Clone 1, while leaping at him in order to eat him.
 * Several lava sharks fly at Clone 1, in order to eat him.

Planet Cake (SnufflesTheDog)

 * "The 53rd layer of the cake shoots out deadly M&Ms at the Dragons."
 * The Boom Dragonflight is rekt!
 * "​G-1000 somehow recovers from being squashed and swiped at and... 'Promptly betrays me and blows me up. ​I respawn in my Lavalord form, on the... Uhh... OMG WHAT WHY IS THE SKY JUNGLE FLYING ABOVE THE 53RD LAYER OF PLANET CAKE?!?!???"
 * SIS Chronos fires a Meteor Shower at the Sky Jungle, while teleporting bob-ombs into the Sky Jungle in order to blow it up.
 * Meanwhile, SIS Chronos scans for the Sky Jungle's islands and defenses.
 * "Anyways, the natives of the 50th layer of Planet Cake begin to climb up to take down the Omega PEKKA. Such a shame that the inhabitants of the 51st layer of the cake are giant crystal monsters...""'
 * The Omega PEKKA fires a Crimson Barrage at them! It's a barrage of red orbs fired from its eyes, which are made from energy of destruction.
 * And then the Omega PEKKA summons Bob-ombs, which explode into Red Miles to annihilate the 53rd and the 52nd layers of Planet Cake.

404 found

 * "do note that Round 3 BDZ has indiscriminant splash, which means it hits everything on ground regardless of friendly or enemy."
 * I surround myself (as Zerach Maxar) and the player clones with a temporary Group Shield, negating the BDZ's damage! (And only against the Base Delta Zero, fortunately). The Group Shield eventually wears off.
 * "meanwhile I TP a Implosion Grenade to each user in this thread, excluding me and Sparky."
 * I use space-bending powers to neutralize the Implosion created by the grenade!

Sonar553

 * "I just make a Holocost Sonar Beam that is deemed to hit everyone (cannot bypass it unless you dodge it) and go."
 * Wish granted.
 * Me (as Zerach Maxar, who is possessing Metal Imprisoned) and all of my entities use Nonchalant Dodge. What? You think I'm just gonna stand there and take it?
 * "Setting NO to Infinite."
 * Well, crap. A player clone just got disabled for the next Imprisoned turn (Turn 5).
 * "I also get Shadow 1 to hug Steven."
 * Nice try. But I'm currently possessing Zerach Maxar, who, in turn, is possessing Metal Imprisoned. This recursive possession makes me currently immune to love attacks! I'm still annoyed by it, though.
 * Metal Imprisoned roars, launching a Gravity Wave at Shadow 1 as an attempt to push it across the Draconium Universe!

Skyslash39
Oh, a newbie!
 * "I fly out of the ground, and fire spikes with basilisk poison at everyone, with 100% accuracy"
 * 100% accuracy... to hit something else.
 * I, as Zerach Maxar, flings meteors at Skyslash's spikes, destroying them!