Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27049198-20151028151936/@comment-24401737-20151106192437

I build a big trojan horse, take it out to battle but -- oops -- turns out I don't need it! I take the turnip, then you take it back, you bump into the horse and it becomes alive. The turnip falls into my hands, and I run away with it, while you are forced to a doomsday full of hooves.

I haz