Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26869370-20150912213508/@comment-28390278-20151008223308

Once portfolios talked to a banana that looks like a totally pro eggplant and shoved it into a meat grinder. IAmBanana04 walked in, and said that I am a banana. Suddenly, a minion comes in and ate IAmBanana04. Then the minion blew up. And the explosion lead to a slimy situation. That was really bad for portfolios that was arfraid of melons, big juicy melons. Big, green, juicy melons. A portal appeared, the portal shot out bananas for 5 seconds. Then there were lemons, big juicy lemons... and DEEZ NUUTZ! Before the portal dissapeared it destroyed a huge amount of hotdogs and hamburgers. The banana became sad and juicy before Annoying Orange came in and blew up Washington. The banana was happy again and again. Hamburgers appeared of the banana's mouth, while saying, "My name is JEFF!". They actually were mutant lennys from outer space and disguise as a Double Cheese Burger with A McDonalds Bag which happened to be a bad thing to do more cakes. The banana got scared. What did he f*ck up? Lebron James, of course, and a fat lot of good. "Muahahahaha", said the demon pineapple wizard. The banana asked for more bananas to come to the library. A banana portal opened. Nothing happened, unless he could beat Clubstep. Five years later, He became an adult but still green. Geometry dash 2.0 came out on the Moon, and the robot ate the bannana. 10 more years later, yo mama was so fat that her butt became sentient, overpowered herself, and ate the entire universe. The end. OR IS IT? (dun dun duun) Chapter 2: I was rekt by a huge kappa that looked like a walrus that really is a dog and then I ate a cherry flavored McFlurry questioning the terrible grammar here then NKpower realized he's a noob. It was all in his head. Watershootz also beat 29 demons. Nothing compared to SD Decay's 115 demons. TkotkAmigo said "WHAT IS LOVE?!?!" SD Decay said "luv is life like shrek." Then NKpower wasn't a Noob, he's a pro. Then I used dude again. He likes that template, because he is the fattest glubnork that a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ever slapped. Then a random guy threw a pink size portal at a random army of zombies and stomped them out. Then a robot, a dart and a UFO appeared. The UFO tried to eliminate Mars with help with the Dart and the Robot, and also a Cube, a Ship, and a Ball. The Robot just dissapeared from Earth and went to Mars. Hackey always misspelled Categorized. But he learned to. And then ...(Dun dun dun) THE ROBOT DESTROYED MARS! JK it actually destroyed Buffalo, NY. Chapter 3: Once again, i had to eat a potato. Made into french fries. Then this happened: [1] [2] After the demon appeared... Everybody ran out from the Apple Store And then, acid rain made some stay dry, and others feel the pain when the derp penguin decide to pleasure himself with a spoon. Then an icon, a wave hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. Someone fell from the sky and died to a spike and pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis 20 hours ago Chapter 4: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! A fireball came out of nowhere! Chapter 5: The fight against Mars was inside a robot that eats bananas, but then, (DUN DUN DUUN!) he ate a melon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and portfolios exploded. the wave sang supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. then everyone left Earth and went to mars. Then most of them exploded. Chapter 6: That was weird. The wave sang supercalifragilisticexpialidocious again and forgot to avoid lennys. So he puked a melon up to heaven. Meanwhile, portfolios was resting when the melon went up his butt. He ecploded again but was sent to hell. 7 hours ago Then stuff happened. WHY DO I ALWAYS INCLUDE THE TIME?!?! Because I am a noob! The wave told the cube LETS BEAT DEADLOCKED! So they did. ChaptirR 7: After beating Deadlocked, the cube ran into Neptune. He asked Neptune where he had been all this time, but he had to go fast to deep 9. Cube then asked wave wanna play Bloodbath? Wave exploded into a million melons and sent cube to a black hole. He exploded into a billion troll faces saying there is a gayness coming. The icon got sad and realized that the first 43 seconds of Clutterfunk(full soundtrack) is HORRIBLE! Theaverageoffice heard that and thought that the icon was Illuminati. Then, GeoDash! became AWESOME! ChIpTiR m8: Theaverageoffice found out that the icon was ILLUMINATI. then he said ayy Lmao and fired a melon laser while saying IMA FIRING MA LAZOR but then the wave got hit by it and then sent it BACKWARDS AND...EV ERYWHERE. including hell where portfolios died cuz the illuminati xXx_MLG_ReKt_xXx him. Then theaverageoffice got #1 on the leaderboard and rekt neptune cuz there was a gd uFo and who was driving it?well it was two troll kubz sayin meeloonz and the gaaaaaaaaaaaaayness is comin'... TOBECONTINUEDJKChapter 9.9.9 LOOMYNARTY: Portofplios Chapter420: Nope. it's oveR 9000: yup i found p0rtf0l105. Mars re uploaded earth and cut a slice out of it like kace then the only thing was left: YO MAMA SO A STUPID UMM 1llum1n4t1 rekt her...................................... WHATS GOING ON? GD PineappleLord appeared and fired his shadow black P3wDi3Pi3 C4nn0n. The entire univ3rs3 3Xpl0d3d 4nd 3v3ry9n3 d13d. The P3wDi3Pi3 C4nn0n got rekt by a few skrublords cuz no'dash'1 likd pudedoge. Wave imploded into a million melons, then realized that he loved PINGASES. He then exploded into a billion troll faces saying here be gay doges...And then he realized he was a grasshole and a dogebag. Apparently potatos