Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20171007145932/@comment-27121914-20171009133206


 * Sorry for the brief hiatus, I had homework to day that I had to send today.
 * To Sweg: I'm sorry if there are any errors in this post. I began writing hours ago since I came home from school, and I don't wanna delay it to another day since it's nighttime in my country.

List of Current Players and Entities

 * TimewornKaiju, the Embodiment of Chaos and Destruction.  (Eldritch Steven )
 * Robot Unicorn
 * The Peacekeeper
 * Omega Flowey
 * Sweg Dragon, the Draconic Core. 
 * Skeletron Prime
 * Prime Saw
 * Supreme Calamitas
 * Supreme Catastrophe
 * Supreme Cataclysm
 * Duke Fishron
 * Plantera
 * Moon Lord
 * SONAR553, THE SHADOW OF DARKNESS.
 * Patapon Airships
 * Alpha654
 * -α
 * Razer
 * Inferno
 * Winston
 * Hobbes
 * Cliptail
 * 404 found
 * [BOSS] SCP-001-10, the Broken God
 * Type: Sparky
 * [SUPERBOSS] Death Egg Robot
 * Brown Eevee
 * SnufflesTheDog (Lavalord)
 * Shenron Weasley

Counteractions

 * Previously on Round 56:

My Pokemon ally acquaintance (Type: Sparky)

 * "Timeworn, you've just put me in the PERFECT position to do things."
 * Oh, really? Thanks!
 * "I switch to Psychic-type and boost the power of the Mind Gem and the Space Gem to levels where they hurt enemies just by being used!"
 * The Mind Gem will now send psychic waves at random entities (1-6 of them) every single time it is used, causing so much pain to their brain/CPU/ghost brain/demon brain/whatever, that the entity will spontaneously combust!
 * The Space Gem will now randomly teleport entities to random places and/or open portals (1-6 of these events, based on a dice roll) every single time it is used!
 * "I use an Amplifier on Timeworn! The Moon releases meteors out of its craters."
 * This is going to be useful later on...
 * "The Eldritch Miles now afflict their targets with something similar to SSC's Shadow Plague."
 * That plague needs its user to keep track of it until 3 turns has passed. I post daily, with a chance of delays, and I use this attack mainly against god-tier players like Sweg, and he doesn't post every day.
 * So instead, every time this attack gets countered, it will split into smaller, but more numerous and still powerful, tendrils that will go inside its targets and brutally attack them from the inside!

First Letter of the Greek Alphabet (Alpha654)

 * "I watch the Infinity Gauntlet, prepared to bail if it moves anywhere near Winston."
 * Don't worry. I'm focusing my moves on that blue lizard, because we, the dragons, have got some business with each other.

Eternal Dragon (Shenron) Wizard (Ron Weasley) who's obsessed with Breath of the Wild (Shenron Weasley)

 * "I use OUBSOD (OMEGA UNSTOPPABLE BURST STREAM OF DESTRUCTION) on all players"
 * I use the Power Gem to absorb 38% of the OUBSOD's power (the one that's aimed at me).
 * And then I use the Time Gem to open a time portal that pulls the OUBSOD into the Place Beyond Time, where it will drift forever, and since it's unstoppable, nothing can end its miserable existence.
 * "I DESTROY ALL PLAYERS WITH FLAREON 1337000's LAZORS. and you can't block the lazors. ...it does not do too much damage."
 * I take the lasers to my head. My head explodes into tendrils of Red Miles, but then it immediately regenerates.

Digital Admiral (404 found)

 * "Clone 1 enters the Arena with full gear. He starts off by throwing frag grenades at everyone."
 * I summon an Iron Fist to push the frag grenades that are heading towards me away with a Gravity Wave.
 * "I take out my CM-501, set to Proposition, and spray everyone with lasers in the 40 watt range."
 * An Iron Fist appears. It catches all lasers that are heading for me before exploding.

DRAGON HUGGER (Sonar553)

 * "Considering I forget whats happening, I decide to my magic notebook to trap Steven in a really tight box that he can't teleport out of, making him stuck there until he has the option to flee after my turn. BUT, I haven't done my turn yet, and i have to do the actions first, not him this time around. SO i start slicing him with my DU Scythe (read RFF weapon/ability description) numerous times."
 * I WILL NOT FLEE. I MUST CONTINUE FIGHTING THAT BLUE LIZARD OVER THERE. 
 * Wait a second... I can't teleport out of this box created by a Scribblenauts notebook? ...Well shit.
 * Sure, you may "forget" about the current situation and suddenly attack someone. But...
 * WHY MEEEEEE!?! ;-; 
 * Ugh! It's so tight! It feels like I'm being hugged by human/Equestria Girls versions of the Mane Six from My Little Pony!
 * I get cut by the Deathmoon Ultimate Scythe, but then I quickly regenerate from the wounds in the span of 0.001 seconds. It's because I've got nothing better to do when I'm stuck inside a really tight box that feels like I'm being hugged by a succubus queen!
 * "Oh, and if he is still an atom or a collosal figure, then I use another turn to enlarge him into human size, before everything else."
 * AW MAN! I REALLY WANTED TO BE HUGE!! 
 * "And one more thing!"
 * No. Please, no!
 * NO!
 * NO!!!1
 * "I hug Steven. And then freeze him. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
 * Okay, sure. We're both eldritch abominations who likes destruction. But... but...! W-we don't have to do this, o-okay!?! 
 * I attempt to dodge Sonar, but then I got frozen.
 * H-hey! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME AT ALL!?! I'M ALLERGIC TO LOVE!! YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT, DON'T YOU!?! AND TRUST ME, IT'S TWO TIMES MORE PAINFUL THAN LOSING MY ARM!! 
 * WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME!?! I'M LITERALLY GONNA DIE RIGHT. HERE. RIGHT. NOW!!! 
 * STOP! STOP!!1 >_< 
 * STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!! 
 * TimewornKaiju has been rekt! 
 * <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">REKT BY: Sonar553's Hug of Doom .
 * (Ugh! Why can't I ever get rid of my love allergy, even in my strongest form of all time since Round 1!?!)
 * I respawn because I've got some business with that blue lizard.

OVERPOWERED LIZARD OF OVERPOWEREDNESS (Sweg Dragon)

 * "It'd appear I finally have an opponent who can 1v1 me."
 * Damn right, or is it?
 * "You're not the only one who's going to have a lot of fun..."
 * I couldn't disagree with that.
 * "Before the Moon can strike Supreme Calamitas, a massive flash of light appears, and with a massive roar, a hulking force sends the Moon flying straight back at Steven! The Moon Lord has awoken!"
 * Sparky's buff: The Moon releases meteors out of its craters!
 * A massive amount of meteors are released from the Moon's craters after being pushed back at me.
 * Those meteors are actually the eggs of biomachines!
 * The Biomachine Eggs hatch into... Sentient Missiles! The Sentient Missiles home towards the Moon Lord's eyes-on-hands at the speed of light!
 * About the Moon itself, well... now that it's rendered useless by the Moon Lord himself, I crush it with a Crusher Barrier, completely annihilating it without leaving a trace!
 * "Now that it's been saved, Supreme Calamitas deploys another maelstrom of Brimstone Hellblasts, dealing further damage to everyone on the field and countering some of the smaller attacks."
 * "While her 2 younger brothers engage in combat, Supreme Calamitas rains down another barrage of Brimstone Hellblasts on everyone in the field. I think you're all aware by now what happens if these aren't countered."
 * I use the Reality Gem (The yellow Infinity Gem embedded on the Infinity Gauntlet) to temporarily add a very specific law of physics: Brimstone Hellblasts must fall up.
 * (If it's not specific and I said "everything must fall up except me" instead, then wouldn't that be called godmodding? Aside, a gem that can manipulate reality sounds overpowered already).
 * All of those Brimstone Hellblasts fall up with increasing velocity, eventually exiting the Draconium Universe at the speed of a truck from Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing!
 * And then I use the Reality Gem again to revert the laws of physics to normal. Meaning, future Brimstone Hellblasts will now fall down like it used to.
 * "The Destroyer has been beaten with a massive barrage of attacks! As a last resort, it deploys every last one of its probes. The hundreds of probes swarm Sparky's Big Arms, preventing it from moving whatsoever."
 * I summon a swarm of Chomper Drones (drones that eat drones) to eat every single one of those probes, just in case if they're still there.
 * "The Destroyer has been defeated!"
 * One down, more to go!
 * "Plantera grabs Snuffles using her hooks, and drags him away, attempting to devour him."
 * [ TRIGGERED  ] Did you just assume its gender!?!
 * "Spazmatism has been defeated!"
 * Two entities in one post!
 * "Furious at the loss of their twin, Retinazer jettisons its eye casing, revelaing a massive laser cannon. It begins firing extremely rapid laser blasts at everything and everyone in a blind fury."
 * I use the Power Gem to control the lasers and fuse them into a laser sphere, and then the Power Gem absorbs that laser sphere, supplying the Infinity Gauntlet with surplus energy. (Even though it doesn't need to charge like a smartphone).
 * (Yes, it's not used just for increased strength and durability, it can also manipulate forms of energy).
 * "In its fury, it doesn't notice, or care, what it's attacking. One of its lasers hits the Prime Vice, finishing it off! Only the Prime Saw remains."
 * Acknowledged.
 * "With all of that carnage having been taken care of, it's just you and me now, Steven."
 * Right! And sorry to keep you waiting!
 * "The Moon Lord fires a stream of Phantasmal Bullets at Steven and Cthuga."
 * Cthugha is dead!
 * I use the Soul Gem to summon Projectile Reapers (like Grim Reapers, but they collect projectiles instead of organisms' souls) to bring the Phantasmal Bullets to Hell, where both the Phantasmal Bullets and the Projectile Reapers will explode at the right moment after they've arrived on Hell.
 * (A weird type of undead, isn't it?)
 * "Retinazer's berserk attack counters the other one, "Aphoom-Zah", on its own. (What kind of name is that...?)"
 * Random fact: So, you thought that's a weird name for a Great Old One? What about this guy?
 * Aphoom-Zhah is dead!
 * "Supreme Calamitas jumps in the way of Steven's Iron Fist attack against Skeletron Prime's remaining limb. This does decent damage to the giant destructor. You may not like what you find if you hit her again..."
 * Catastrophe and Cataclysm, eh?
 * "Now, for the direct fighting. I swing Triactis's True Palidinian Mage-Hammer of Might (Yes, that's its name) at Steven and his attacks. This weapon's even stronger than Yharim's Crystal, and has special abilities you'll probably figure out soon..."
 * I use the Power Gem to create 12 Gem-Charged Iron Fists to counter the Paladinian Mage-Hammer by rapidly punching it, blocking every single of its attack! (A gem-charged fist is an Iron Fist that has its power immensely multiplied by the Power Gem for, like, ten thousand times).
 * "I follow up by hooking onto Steven's Infinity Gauntlet with my Chain Of Light, a massive hook/whip with incredible grappling power. With all of my might, I attempt to yank the gauntlet off, without touching it. (I'm not an idiot.)"
 * <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">YOU THINK YOU COULD DO THAT SO EASILY!?! 
 * The Time Gem resonates with temporal power...
 * TIME, STOP!!
 * After time has stopped, all of a sudden, the Chain of Light has disappeared!
 * I taunt Sweg with Flowey's laugh.
 * Turns out, the Chain of Light was sent to the end of the Cretaceous period, during the time when the meteors are devastating Earth, decimating every dinosaurs that were currently alive, and now one of them is heading for the chain!
 * And so, time flows again. (Time resumes to normal).
 * "I counteract Steven's punch with a massive, galactic-powered punch of my own, resulting in an explosion that could start another Big Bang if it wanted. (No dragons or eldritch gods were harmed in the making of this explosion.)"
 * I use the Power Gem to increase the power of my punch to the same level as Sweg's punch, so my right arm won't break from the counteraction.
 * "The Moon Lord retaliates against the Eldritch Miles by repeatedly blasting its most powerful attack, the Phantasmal Death Ray."
 * Turns out, there are only 4 tendrils of Eldritch Miles when first used.
 * 3 of the tendrils gets countered! The last one, however...
 * The last tendril split into billions of smaller, but equally powerful, tendrils that go inside the Moon Lord, which proceed to rip all of the True Eyes of Cthulhu out of both of his palms and his forehead! (Even if those eyes are closed). Thus, exposing his Core!
 * "With all attacks countered, I attempt to suck Steven into a Draconic Hyperspace Hole, a massive vortex with gravity thousands of times stronger than a supermassive black hole."
 * Uh oh. Not even light could escape a black hole... and this!?! TOTALLY. PLAIN. RIDICULOUS! Ah, well. It won't matter...
 * I unveil my enormous dragon wings (which are as wide as multiple planets), preparing to fly.
 * I charge my wings with the Power Gem, multiplying its durability by 100 in order to protect them from being damaged!
 * And then I fly away from the Draconic Hyperspace Hole with Big Rigs speed! (Meet the real fastest thing alive).
 * "I attempt to push Steven into the vortex by repeatedly smashing him back with Triactis's True Palidinian Mage-Hammer of Might, and continuing to have the Moon Lord blast him with Phantasmal Death Rays."
 * I use my gem-enhanced maneuverability to dodge the Paladinian Mage-Hammer so fast that it looks like I'm continuously teleporting!
 * I summon 6 Iron Fists to counter the Phantasmal Death Rays by blasting them with Wave Motion Guns!
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">Now, it's your turn to be prepared! 

<span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">[RAID] {Sweg Dragon} Draconic Showdown (vs. The Draconic Core)

 * "I await more attacks/actions against me."
 * At last, here they come, Sweg! They're specially made by me just for you! ;P
 * I use the <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px orchid, 1px 1px 1px orchid">Space Gem  to immediately close the Draconic Hyperspace Hole before it gets any worse. How? Space-bending, of course. Also, this isn't even its full potential!
 * Type: Sparky's buff: The Space Gem will now randomly teleport entities to random places and/or open portals (1-6 of these events, based on a dice roll) every single time it is used!
 * I roll 6 dice. The most rolled number is 4. 4 events, coming up!
 * Skeletron Prime is teleported to the Hallow. It is being torn apart by a herd of killer unicorns, who are shooting powerful magic projectiles at its Prime Saw! (Each of those magic projectiles are somehow stronger than Goku's Kamehameha)
 * After a while, Skeletron Prime is teleported back to the Draconium Universe... and then a magical portal opens... ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK!!
 * The Robot Unicorn utterly wrecks Skeletron Prime's Prime Saw with it's artificial horn, the Last Prism (If the Prime Saw is already destroyed, then it'll attack the Skeletron Prime's head instead).
 * A portal opens... and from that portal... Oh no, no, not the bees! NOT THE BEES!! 'AAAAAAAAARRRGH!
 * <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">The Peacekeeper has awoken! 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">I'm not making her pollinate that carnivorous flower, pervert! D:< 
 * The Peacekeeper summons Drones to shoot lasers at Plantera.
 * The Peacekeeper charges at Plantera and grabs her. All her Drones charges at Plantera, too. And then the Peacekeeper burns Plantera by firing Incinerator Lasers at her from her antennae (even though she doesn't use that attack in the original version).
 * Another portal opens, and from that portal... an Iron Fist appears!
 * The Iron Fist throws Lightning Bolts of Zeus at Duke Fishron, and each of those lightning bolts is as powerful as 1.21 gigawatts!
 * Supreme Calamitas is teleported to... the Era of Dragons!
 * Supreme Calamitas is being assaulted by a flight of Gold Dragons! (29 of them)
 * The Gold Dragonflight fires Judgement at Supreme Calamitas, with each of them being as powerful as a superlaser known as a Wave Motion Gun!
 * After 20 seconds have passed, Supreme Calamitas is teleported back to the Draconium Universe. Except she's brought more Gold Dragons with her! And now there are 101 of them, and all of them are firing pillars (beams) of Judgement at her!
 * I use the <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px blue;1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan">Mind Gem  to create and fling a Sun-sized Sphere of Destruction at the Draconic Core!
 * Type: Sparky's buff: The Mind Gem will now send psychic waves at random entities (1-6 of them) every single time it is used, causing so much pain to their brain that the entity will spontaneously combust! (In case if that selected entity isn't an organism, then a random non-entity object will suddenly appears, catch fire or stuff, and is flung at the selected entity).
 * I roll a dice. The least rolled number is 2. 2 attacks, coming up!
 * A random, Earth-sized planet mysteriously appears and catches fire. And then the Burning Planet is flung at the Draconic Core at lightspeed!
 * A gigantic cookie appears out of nowhere and catches fire. The giant cookie is now alive, and it's firing Candy Corn Missiles at the Draconic Core! (They're apparently powerful enough to destroy an entire galaxy).
 * I use the <span style="color:green;text-shadow:0 0 1px green, 1px 1px 1px lime, 1px 1px 1px lime">Soul Gem  to summon the Six Human Souls, which, in turn, gets absorbed by a random flower, who proceeds to turn into Omega Flowey!
 * Omega Flowey uses Hellish Flamethrowers against the Draconic Core! Flowey summons flamethrowers near his arms which throw three blasts of short-lasting Hellfire.
 * I use the <span style="color:yellow;text-shadow:0 0 1px yellow, 1px 1px 1px #FDFF00, 1px 1px 1px #FDFF00">Reality Gem  to add a very specific law of physics: For every kilometer I move, a Crusher Barrier will surround Sweg and then implodes, crushing him.
 * However, since Earth's diameter is 12,742 km, and I'm bigger than multiple planets, I wave my hand for only a little bit, and Sweg is already surrounded by 178 Crusher Barriers!
 * I use 2 Infinity Gems at once: The <span style="color:orange;text-shadow:0 0 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px #FF9F00, 1px 1px 1px #FF9F00">Time Gem  and the <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px crimson">Power Gem 
 * I use the Time Gem to speed up myself so that I have Big Rigs speed, while I use the Power Gem to enhance my physical strength by overcharging my body with every single form of energy that ever existed.
 * And then I engage Sweg in a Pummel Duel. Every single of these immensely powerful punches can cause THE BIG BANG ITSELF! (It's like this, but far worse; it could've destroyed the Draconium Universe at any moment, but it just refuses to be destroyed as long as you, as the Draconic Core, still exists).
 * I'll counter any incoming attacks that involves the Paladinian Mage-Hammer with 12 Gem-Charged Iron Fists that I mentioned earlier. Don't be fooled; these floating gauntlets that were charged by the Power Gem are more than capable of preventing that hammer from getting in the way of my other attacks. After all, <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">these Terraria weapons only work once against me! 
 * And then I'll counter any incoming attacks the involves Yharim's Crystal with a Gem-Charged Iron Fist that holds the UmbraLux Cannon. (Again, see list of abilities).