Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26073440-20180106191940/@comment-27121914-20180123143726

List of Current Players and Entities

 * 1) TimewornKaiju, the Red Dragon  (Specification API: Any attacks that target everyone will be ignored by me) (Draconic Reflective Aura: The affected player and every single one of his entities are immune to being stunned or forced immobility, permanently.  NO. EXCEPTIONS. ) (Raid Immunity API: Can't be directly damaged until future notice; around Trial 6. Focus on his entities first) (Immune to forced teleportation by other entities) (Draconic Amulet ) (True Yharim's Crystal ) (Raid Key ) (Trial 2: Dragonflight Invasion, Wave 1 )
 * 20,000 Space Drakes (Can eat literally anything)
 * 4,000 Inferno Dragons (Inferno Beam: Locks on a single target. The more time has passed, the more powerful it becomes)
 * 1) 800 Nuclearsaurs (Flightless) (Atomic Breath)
 * 2) 5 Hellkite Dragons (Adaptive Ability: Once a Hellkite Dragon is killed, the other ones gain immunity to the thing that killed it)
 * 3) Hellkite Dragon A
 * 4) Hellkite Dragon B
 * 5) Hellkite Dragon C
 * 6) Hellkite Dragon D
 * 7) Hellkite Dragon E
 * 8) The Devourer of Thots
 * 9) Sweg Dragon, the MLG Incarnate  (Assistant of the Red Dragon: Can control some of TimewornKaiju's entities, particularly those that Sweg used to own)
 * 10) Type: Sparky, the Strategic Tactician (P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Mini P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Phantom Rider Suit) (Armageddon Shield) (Titanium-Force Shield x3) (Shield Orbs x8)
 * 11) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-1 Death Egg Robot
 * 12) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-2 Big Arms
 * 13) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-3 Egg Viper
 * 14) Brevon's Fleet
 * 15) [SUPERBOSS] Lord Brevon
 * 16) Mettaton
 * 17) Waluigi
 * 18) 1000 ZOMGs
 * 19) Tons of other random stuff
 * 20) 404 found, the Grand Admiral (The Maw )
 * 21) X-34 Gunship
 * 22) Oiniteoderfla12, the Hellven Stickman (Riding Supersonic Mk.II)
 * 23) Supersonic Mk.II (Ridden by Oiniteoderfla12)
 * 24) Oinitroll
 * 25)  Sonar553, the Shadow of Darkness 
 * 26) Patapon Airship
 * 27) Uberhero
 * 28) Bennett Foddy
 * 29) Snek (Regular Shield)
 * 30) Patapon Bosses
 * 31) Kacchindonga
 * 32) Dodonga
 * 33) Majidonga
 * 34) Ice Dragon
 * 35) Fire Dragon
 * 36) Poison Dragon
 * 37) Grim Matchstick
 * 38) Shadow Dragon (Fire Emblem)
 * 39) Annoying Dog
 * 40) SANESSS
 * 41) S0mePVZfan, the Lingering Sentiment (Myst3ryM4n, MM) (Mega Minion Armor) (Lingering Will Armor) (Adaptive Armor ) (The Compendium: )
 * 42) CookieCookieNomNom, the Dark Matter Cookie
 * 43) Theepicosity
 * 44) Aggron... Just Aggron - Just an OP Aggron
 * 45) Mega Tower
 * 46) Cuphead bosses
 * 47) Casino bosses
 * 48) Tipsy Troop
 * 49) Mr. Wheezy
 * 50) Pip and Dot
 * 51) Chips Bettigan
 * 52) Hopus Pocus
 * 53) Phear Lap
 * 54) Pirouletta
 * 55) Mr. Chimes
 * 56) Mangosteen
 * 57) Goopy Le Grande
 * 58) Dr. Kahl's Robot
 * 59) The Root Pack
 * 60) Moe Tato
 * 61) Weepy
 * 62) Psycarrot
 * 63) Original Characters
 * 64) Maccia
 * 65) Thwompike
 * 66) Metic
 * 67) Cer Ceram
 * 68) Scratch
 * 69) Gerrytom
 * 70) Psychadela
 * 71) Expresserain
 * 72) Lesleygon
 * 73) Spectreon
 * 74) Brown Eevee, the Bavarium General
 * 75) Golden Urga Mstistel ("Blingcopter")
 * 76) Pizzaking161

S0mePVZfan, the Lingering Sentiment

 * "MM saw what had unfolded and felt that burst of anger again. He's the Lingering Sentiment again. (The Lingering Will armor is put on immediately)"
 *  RAGE MODE  ACTIVATED!! 
 * "MM used his adapted ability from the X-34 and immediately sped towards the lorde. He teleport behind the lorde and used Ultra-helicopter-Knock-Up where he spins his kbs so fast like a helicopter, knocking the lorde up into the air, with MM proceeding to fly up and throw his still spinning kbs st the lorde. To do a strong finishing combo, MM got his kbs back and hypersped to the lorde and used his metal, non-cosmetic wings to slice at the lorde and then, MM, still in the air, right as the lorde began falling down, turned his kbs into the laser gun and shot the delta beams at the lorde. (Delta beams are much more powerful than ultra gamma beams (just a reminder))"
 * MASSIVE DAMAGE!! 98% HP remains! +24 Raid Points!
 * "Then, MM, 'yet' still in the air, used Mega Cannon, a very powerful fire spell that is unlocked after MM reaches Firagon level, where MM turns his kbs into a giant cannon that shoots blue fire balls at the lorde, who's on the ground. Even if the lorde moves out of the way, the fire balls will still follow and there's a 1% chance-that increase at the rate of the fibonacci sequence- where the fireballs will start to morph into one giant ball that will speed like a meteor towards the lorde and deal enormously huge damage."
 * 81% HP remains! +17 Raid Points!
 * "After MM had done so, he flew down to land and stood in the same place relative to where he flew."
 * rest pl0x sunflower guy

Type: Sparky, the Strategic Tactician

 * "I give THE LORDE something unexpected... I command the orbs to throw themselves at it! THE LORDE is electrocuted. While I do this, I give it TWENTY layers of Titanium -- modified to not only let attacks through, but also weigh it down. Until you find some way to deal with this Titanium, THE LORDE shall be uber-slow!"
 * oof
 * 76% HP remains! +5 Raid Points!
 * "I generate eight more orbs."
 * Well then.
 * "Now that he's uber-slow, I'll just get that kunai from the other time and shank THE LORDE with it, three times to interrupt its punches. LORDE Titanium at 97% (remember how tough these things are (they're titanium)). LORDE taking damage."
 * 72% HP remains! +4 Raid Points!
 * "I set the Evilness Laser to Dubstep (?!) and blast the Giant Cookie Monster with it."
 * The Giant Cookie Monster gets absolutely destroyed!
 * "An -- YOU ATTACK SNEK?! NO STEP ON SNEK!!!!! Friend, you're gonna have a bad time."
 * Didn't know that you could get  TRIGGERED  so easily by that.
 * "I get the King's Scepter, and surround it with water and a Clash Royale shield (here's how they work: if One Punch Man punched a CR shield, the shield would die but whatever's behind it would be perfectly fine). And then I SANIC FAST over to Snek and bat the hammer straight back at THE LORDE."
 * THE LORDE assumes the AI of me and simply push the hammer away with a Gravity Wave.
 * "The explosion of electricity gets absorbed by the Evilness Laser set to Reverse before being shot back at THE LORDE on Pulse mode."
 * THE LORDE assumes the AI of Omega PEKKA, and grows a pair of horns!
 * And then he absorbs the electricity that got reflected to him, then he retaliates by firing Horn Lasers at Sparky!
 * "LORDE Titanium at 40%. LORDE taking damage."
 * Well then.
 * "I try to firebend the Hellblasts away, but it doesn't work, and they just get smaller. Solution 2: Sacrifice Omochao. Solution 3: Give the X-34 Titanium to absorb it, then kill the excess Titanium so that it can operate at regular speed."
 * These Hellblasts resisted the firebending!
 * So, solution 2... wish granted. But some Hellblasts are still there!
 * Solution 3... it worked! Finally!
 * "And the dashes... hmm... I can go at lightspeed with the Boosts (and THE LORDE's slower anyways), but I doubt I'd survive THE LORDE's attacks after the initial impact. So I'll break the X walls. I enlist the help of someone on another Discord (you may or may not know Fillygroove/Tacocat247 from Discord/Wikia) and get them to surround me in their light form."
 * Well then.
 * "And then I deliver the awaited Dragon Boost to THE LORDE. Any chance of counter-attacking from it should be shut down by Fillygroove delivering hits to THE LORDE and blocking them in light form."
 * 69% HP remains! +3 Raid Points!
 * "LORDE Titanium at 25%. Still taking damage."
 * Well then.
 * "After the attack, Fillygroove leaves. (No, they never counted as one of my entities, they wouldn't even show up on the list. Welp... I guess that's what happens when I break the walls...)"
 * Acknowledged.
 * "I Boost over to THE King before getting out the LORDE's Scepter and bbatsing it (the end looks like a bat; stabbing but letters were swapped) an improbehensible amount of bad times to the beat of this regular songwhile un(der)punnily decharging and unlivering my skele-ton of punacceptable hor-rib-le puns that shall, can, would, did, are, and will chill-cringe you way deeper down to the bone."
 * 62% HP remains! +7 Raid Points!
 * 62% HP remains! +7 Raid Points!

Oiniteoderfla12, the Hellven Stickman

 * "Because the Plaguebringer Goliath is active, the song, "Fly of Beelzebub" plays. And because Music Sync is enabled, the Supersonic Mk. II fires it's attacks syncronized with the music!"
 * The Plaguebringer Goliath quickly got rekt and crash-lands into THE LORDE. 45% HP remains! +17 Raid Points!
 * Huh. I guess this is why you needed that ship after all.
 * "Nah, not happening. I use the power of the force telekinesis to redirect the missiles to THE LORDE."
 * THE LORDE assumes the AI of... Sparky? Then he deploys a Force Shield around himself! Deflects all projectiles, weak to melee attacks.
 * The Force Shield deflects the redirected missiles!

Aggron... Just Aggron

 * "I'm to lazy so... I use whiskey pour and Cigar on the lorde."
 * THE LORDE's Force Shield blocks the Whiskey Pour and the Cigar's smoke! Deflects all projectiles, weak to melee attacks.

S0mePVZfan, the Lingering Sentiment

 * "MM (now LS) continues ramming the lorde with his hyperspeed adaption. LS repeatedly swang his kbs at him, knocking him into the air and slamming him down everytime LS circles around after hyperspeeding at the lorde's direction."
 * THE LORDE's Force Shield has been destroyed!
 * "LS stopped soon after he did it 10 times, and then LS used his electric cog attack, where he turns his kbs into laser-grips and then starts spinning, causing a small electric cog to appear and then two large cogs appearing on the top and bottom, dealing lots of damage."
 * 38% HP remains! +7 Raid Points!
 * "LS then turns one of his keyblades into a whiplash that has long range and high damage, and he uses this attack on the lorde."
 * Kinky. 34% HP remains! +4 Raid Points!

Sonar553, the Shadow of Darkness

 * "So you decided to attack de snek. But it says do not ried snek. And people nonchalantly get onto the snek and end up riding it. So nonchalantly, your Mjolnir rid the snek. But exploded. The snek doesn't even move. It's lifeless, seemingly. It's a really long snake, but it doesn't even move afterwards ever since I threw it. So, ye. Nothing really happened :/."
 * Well, that's good to know.
 * "The Kacchidonga, takes moderate damage, but get staggered and drops a titanium ore. This halts the headbutt..."
 * Yus!
 * "The Kacchidonga prepares to roar. A wingless dragon. Roaring... During this time, he cannot be knocked back nor staggered, cannot be frozen or anything that stuns him. 1/3. This is not dodgeable nor preventable. It is a guaranteed hit. [...]"
 * Welp, better brace myself!
 * "As for me, I decide to attack the Lorde with a spell. WIZARD101 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I use the Phoenix spell on The Lorde. The spell happens and the Phoenix attacks the lorde."
 * 29% HP remains! +5 Raid Points!

CookieCookieNomNom, the Dark Matter Cookie

 * "I throw explosive poisonous cookies at the LORDE, who is apparently in Cookie Monster form, hoping that it gets eaten."
 * Nah, that Cookie Monster is actually a separate entity that recently got destroyed.
 * Anyway, THE LORDE assumes the AI of... Godzilla! He vaporizes the explosive poisonous cookies with an Atomic Breath!

S0mePVZfan, the Lingering Sentiment

 * "LS does the electric cog attack again, and this time, nobody intercepts it. LS then decides to see what Sephiroth's attacks are and learns from them to continue his assault on the lorde. He uses all of Sephiroth's attack moves, except for the "Heartless Angel" move."
 * MASSIVE DAMAGE!! 13% HP remains! + 16 Raid Points!

Type: Sparky, the Strategic Tactician

 * Aggron... Just Aggron: "I can run rlly fastt."
 * Sparky's response: "And while you're doing that I jump over, turn 180 to face towards, and use you as Dragon Boost fodder to turn yet another 180 and boost into THE LORDE's face. 360! MLG bonus damage!"
 * Aggron... Just Aggron: "I laser the snek. The laser is immune to snek riding, just in case."
 * Sparky's response: "welp. in that case. sets Evilness Laser to Reflect. reflects it towards THE LORDE."
 * HOLD IT!!
 * Sweg's assist: "THE LORDE assumes the AI of- Oh no... "It's not over yet, kid!" THE LORDE has assumed the AI of the Devourer of Gods! And thanks to its special ability, "Faster than you", its speed scales with its target, meaning the titanium coat is rendered useless!"
 * "THE LORDE emits a gargantuan cosmilite pulse wave, decimating every single non-physical attack aimed at it! THE LORDE also absorbs the Evilness Laser, and, thanks to its new traits, is able to copy the ability and form of the attack and use it as its own! Retaliating, THE LORDE fires its OWN Evilness Laser directly at Sparky! It also counters all of Sparky's Dragon Boosts with Dragon Boosts of its own!"
 * "welp... um... err... still thonkang. I've ran out of ideas for once? :O I combine all the nothingness into an Idea Block, which I throw at THE LORDE. This prevents it from having very cool/effective ideas until Steven's next turn."
 * Sweg's assist: "Meanwhile, I block and absorb the ridiculously cheap Idea Block. Not like I'll be attacking anyways. Finally, THE LORDE summons the Devourer of Thots, which smashes into Sparky at hyperspeed before firing a barrage of lasers everywhere, stunning everything in sight!"

404 found, the Grand Admiral

 * "X-34 uses sub-second jump to dodge lasers. It then drops a wave of HK missiles, which makes the Lorde takes 500% damage to kinetic attacks. then the X-34 uses all its kinetic weapons on the Lorde."
 * THE LORDE is rekt!  REKT BY:  404 found, the Grand Admiral. +13 Raid Points!
 * And the one who got the most points is...!
 * S0mePVZfan, again! At 68 Raid Points!
 * The Compendium:  Allows you to borrow an attack from others, whoever it may be. Can only be used once in a post, and three times in a wall of text post due to copyright reasons.
 * (Because THE LORDE steals attacks from others, and mimics other entities, so...)
 * Anyway, the remaining posts are nulled. Since, they're all aimed at THE LORDE, aren't they? And THE LORDE is already dead, and again, there's no point to attack a dead entity after all...

Actions
Trial 3 Dragonflight Invasion
 * Welp, that was quick.
 * And now, the next one!
 * The Draconic Amulet resonates with draconic power... '
 * Is the Draconium Universe empty, aside from Sweg's entities and other players and their entities?
 * The answer is no; you just never got a chance to see the dragons inside that universe. Anyway...
 * Several draconic portals have been opened high in the sky...
 * The Dragonflight is invading! 
 * Wave 1: 20,000 Space Drakes, 4,000 Inferno Dragons, 800 Nuclearsaurs, and 5 Hellkite Dragons.
 * Aaaaaaand that's all for today. My dad is telling me to go to bed. Now go and slaughter all of those dragons!
 * ...But wait, the Devourer of Thots is still there! You may need to kill him before proceeding to the next wave.