Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25406802-20180408184622/@comment-26877467-20180417222128


 * inhales*

We need to ask the principal to revisit our old school to find our pencil case so we can sharpen our pencil and devise a plan to break into Gamestop to steal an electronic device such that we can decrease it's aural output so we can enroll in Paper school, cheat on the exam, pass, and graduate from it so we can use paperkinesis to summon elevator blueprints for our home to reach our air conditioner and turn it off so we can do physical excersise for three years to walk to a shop where we can be given a car that can only drive to Jimmy's house where we can trick Jimmy into opening his garage door so we can steal his bike to get to walgreens to get our passport so we can enter the Mushroom Kingdom so we can stomp on a hammer bro to steal their hammer to break into houses to find a garage for building a lawnmower and we find instructions on how to build a lawnmower in their garbage and then we get the materials necessary for the ultimate lawnmower so we can mow lawns for axe money which we'll use to buy an axe for chopping down a lemon tree so we can build a lemonade stand to get more money so we can haggle with car dealer and get a car to drive to the nearest Apple/Samsung/whatever phone store so we can buy a phone to go to Google Maps and Wikipedia where we can find a map on which we can set up a transport route to bring dictionaries to all the countries so they can speak english fluently and we can use that to dominate the earth. (?)

But in order to ask the principal we're going to have to set up an email account to ask them with