Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20171007145932/@comment-27080660-20171011162459


 * The boringness of taking the SAT fills me with RAGE!
 * Enjoy your evisceration. All of you.
 * I begin by smashing Sparky's annoying submarine with Vehemence,  obliterating almost all of its health. I finish it off with a blast from Yharim's Crystal. 
 * Sparky's chip filling has no effect on me. I'm a being of pure energy, I don't have or need a digestive system...
 * As for your robot combo against Plantera,  if you'd read one of my past posts, you'd know that Big Arms was destroyed in The Destroyer's death explosion.
 * I'm going to assume you're going to find some way to launch your attack anyways, so Plantera  fires explosive seeds at the robot, before propelling itself away.
 * I counter Sparky's Dinner Blaster with the Moon Lord's  Phantasmal Death Ray! 
 * The blast of pure lunar energy is more than enough to counteract Sparky's ridiculously-named attack, protecting all of my entities.
 * Cliptail attempts to slice Plantera  apart. It succeeds somewhat, cutting off a few of her hooks. Plantera's  speed has been slightly lowered!
 * Inferno attempts to burn Plantera,  however Duke Fishron  interferes, countering the fire with Detonating Bubbles! He proceeds to drench Inferno in a gigantic Cthulhunado- A massive typhoon of water filled with nasty Sharkrons, which take massive bites out of anything that enters the cyclone.
 * Cliptail opens fire on Catastrophe,  who receives backup in the form of Supreme Calamitas.  She launches her Abyssal Fireblasts , vaporizing all projectiles aimed at her brother.
 * Razer bursts out from under Cataclysm.  While this does almost no damage, it does cause him to release Winston!
 * Having been released, Winston fires at Duke Fishron.  This catches him off guard, and actually does a good amount of damage! It also activated his second phase...
 * A deep, blue fog engulfs the entire arena, reducing visibility to near zero!
 * Through the fog, the only thing visible is a pair of 2, glowing eyes, belonging to the mutant terror of the deep.
 * Duke Fishron  shoots out from the fog, smashing into Winston at full speed, before disappearing again! He repeatedly circles Winston, smashing him again and again, before repeatedly vanishing into the fog!
 * <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">Supreme Calamitas  counters her own <span style="color:crimson;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px orange">Brinstone Hellblasts  with her ultimate attack- <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px crimson">Eye of Extinction. 
 * Through the fog, <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">Supreme Calamitas's  massive eye begins to glow blood-red.
 * With a massive screech, she fires off her attack, a massive, lifeform-disintegrating beam of death that will cause unspeakable destruction to EVERYONE if left uncountered!
 * I also detonate a Solar Pulse directly under Sparky- A huge wave of energy with force equivalent to that of 1,000 supernovas.
 * Once again, consider yourself dead if you don't counter this next turn.
 * That'll be all for today. Don't disappoint me.