Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25358024-20151130174123/@comment-26317392-20151203043222

I send myself to hell and tell Satan the whole story about this game. He vows to be on the attacker side and leaves me to rescue Nicki Minaj and let me escape hell.

When I arrive back to earth, I an not surprised at the arrival of a new defender. I noscoped the defenders and the vending machine. I call Satan to possess my log and I smash the defenders with the log repeatedly. I also do this to the vending machine.