Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180322053421/@comment-26877467-20180324065749

@XXPhoenix888 you don't have to do that jump boost thing, Recovering from severe impact means that you're bruised and your body is healing, but the extra pain and damage will slow you down or make you more vulnerable.

Actions
404 found takes off their magnetic boots.

Vaguebuild lays down a false finish line.

Psychomaniac14 drenches themselves in water, washing away the fire extinguisher fumes and the flaming gasoline.

XXPhoenix888 unequips everything.

Psychomaniac14 takes a railgun and destroys Oiniteoderfla12's force field.

Aggron... Just Aggron attempts to go at lightspeed for 0.000764101 seconds, but that would put them 229071.71695m ahead of their current position, which is way too far, so the action gets invalidated. Also, going lightspeed would destroy the universe, making there no longer be a race to win.

S0mePVZfan starts leaving a firey trail behind them.

404 found gets an omnikey.

Sonar553 has a 33% chance of hitting 404 found's landmine.

89! Sonar553 makes it past safely.

EpicToast decides to start running over people.

Psychomaniac14 stops to throw water at S0mePVZfan and TheContestant437. S0mePVSfan gets extinguished.

Vaguebuild has to dodge the landmine, with a 33% chance of failiure.

52! Vaguebuild makes it.

Sonar553 throws an Ender Pearl at 404 found, but teleporting that far is too much of a boost. 404 found gets knocked over but uses this as an opportunity to ignite a fart? The mini-explosion doesn't push them forwards however. 404 found gets back up.

Psychomaniac14 stops to send a robot to sexually harass 404 found. 404 found stops to send a Sapper (a soldier) to fight the robot.

Vaguebuild eats a Carolina Reaper and uses the fire produced from that to push themselves forward.

Aggron... Just Aggron has a 33% chance of hitting the landmine.

63! Aggron... Just Aggron runs past the landmine.

CookieCookieNomNom is so battered and beaten and they are averting their eyes, and they trip on a marble in the flaming marble pit, and get burned even more.

Sonar553 has a 25% chance of accidentially running into the fire trail.

17! Sonar553 runs into the fire trail and gets burned.

XXPhoenix888 also has a 33% chance of hitting the landmine.

57! XXPhoenix888 runs by.

EpicToast crashes their van in the flaming marble pit. Climbing on top of the van will garuntee safe passage now, but it could take longer to climb.

Vaguebuild has a 25% chance of running into the fire trail.

71! They're fine.

TheContestant437 has a 33% chance of landing on that mine.

91! Cool and good.

EndermanR169 has 33% chance of losing minesweeper.

2! EndermanR169 steps on the mine and gets blasted off the track.

Psychomaniac14 reprograms their momentum device to include their own momentum in the total that their own is being set to. Now their mass is more than doubling every refresh cycle of the momentum device. Within a second, Psychomaniac14 has sunk down into the ground, creating a 50m deep Psychomaniac14 shaped hole. At the current rate, Psychomaniac14 will achieve black hole mass within 20 seconds.

Current Standings
Players:

'''Aggron... Just Aggron': 65m, 6th place''


 * Slapped
 * Recovering from high impact (2 turns left)
 * 1st degree burns
 * Irritated face, especially on the eyes

XXPhoenix888: 65 m, 6th place
 * Recovering from severe impact (2 turns left)
 * Slapped

S0mePVZfan: 75m, 3rd place


 * Wet

Sonar553: 75m, 3rd place


 * Energetic
 * Recovering from high impact (2 turns left)
 * Burning
 * Second degree burns
 * One small third degree burn

404 found: 80m, 2nd place


 * Inertial Dampener with High Energy Focus (disabled, 4 turns left)


 * Extra Inertia
 * Omnikey

Oiniteoderfla12: 85m, 1st place

CookieCookieNomNom: 50m, 11th place
 * Hoverboard (disabled, 5 turns left)
 * Glue-repelling shoes


 * Burned (get this healed)
 * 3rd degree burns
 * Fallen over in the pit
 * Recovering from high impact (1 turns left)
 * HIT BY A TRAIN (2 turns left)
 * Averting eyes

Vaguebuild: 70m, 5th place


 * Rocket Launcher (disabled)
 * Recovering from high impact (2 turns left)
 * Only in underwear
 * Ate something spicy

TheContestant437: 65m, 6th place


 * Recovering from high impact (2 turns left)
 * Wet

Psychomaniac14: 60m, 10th place

EpicToast: 50m, 11th place
 * Alcubierre drive (space compressor) (disabled)
 * Wearing tattered hydrophobic cellulite cloak
 * Momentum device (GET RID OF THIS)
 * In a deep hole
 * Achieving black hole mass (in 2 turns)

EndermanR169: 65m, 6th place
 * White child-tear-powered truck, damaged (1 turn left)
 * HIT BY A TRAIN (2 turns left)
 * Averting eyes
 * Off the track
 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burn

 Entities: 

EpicToast's Car: 15m

Glue: 25m

Fire wall: 35m

Pit filled with marbles: 50m

Invader Zim: 2.5 lightyears away

Fake finish line: 55m

Fire trail: 70m

Map:

Starting line (0m)

1st obstacle (100m)

...

Finish line (1000m)

You guys don't want Psychomaniac14 to become a black hole.