Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180820150303/@comment-26877467-20180821205601

It's a missile.

"Jim, get over here! Look at what I found!"

"What is it?"

"I don't know, it looks like some sort of rudimentary electronic device."

"Oh, wow! Clearly, all the buttons on it are meant to control it."

"Yes, and the green-ish rectangle up top must be the screen."

"Let's look at the back."

"There's an openable panel. Pass me my cyber-gloves."

"Here."

"4 metallic cylinders."

"They're oriented in alternating directions."

"Hmm, yes. They seem to be removable."

"Don't tamper with it too much, professor! Let's leave that for scanning."

"Alright. Can you help me decipher these symbols on the buttons?"