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Timeline /\\/ (continuation of what I said earlier) (cannot be edited by anyone else)

Year 2130

Scientists recreate Celulite, however it is not a perfect recreation, as a perfect recreation is impossible according to every model they have made. Instead, they have invented Pseudo-Celulite, a substance that is unimaginably hard, but not infinitely hard like Celulite is, and it melts at 4 trillion degrees Celsius, instead of 4 quintillion degrees Celsius like Celulite does

They start to use Pseudo-Celulite for spaceships because they know it is extremely resistant to everything