Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26073440-20181006155408/@comment-26073440-20181012160812


 * Granted!
 * Your spleen, food, the roof of your mouth, your heart, your teeth, and the air around you and much more all turn into gold.
 * So you suffocate and die from the lack of oxygen, a heart, and teeth. And for not being organic matter anymore

I wish for cake.