Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-7395353-20160402142335/@comment-24380914-20160403043619

I throw Airtoum into a volcano, then, G... G... GASTER BLASTERS BLAST HIM INTO OBLIVION, HE EVENTUALLY MEETS SANS IN OBLIVION, THEN SANS SUMMONS BONES AND SMACKS HIM OVER AND OVER AGAIN, HE THEN MEETS CHARA AND FLOWEY, THEY BOTH HAVE WEAPONS! CHARA HAS KNIVES AND FLOWEY HAS SHARP VINES! THEY SMACK HIM 1,000,000 TIMES, BUT HIS DETERMINATION SAVES HIM, HOWEVER, WALUIGI TURNS SUPER SAYIAN AND KAME-HAME-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS HIM INTO A LASER, IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! He then falls into a little nice bed and sleeps for a long time. (9,001 years)

P.S. Caps on purpose. ;P