Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26461835-20160312233333/@comment-28741271-20160321092536

Man, Dylster's got the most interesting stuff here.

Imthedylster wrote: 1. peeing on the way to the toilet and saying "Mummy, daddy, I had an accident" 2. whispering very loudly that I have a crush on the person on the opposite side of the table 3. pushing my friend over and breaking his glasses 4. making friends with horny teenagers in high school 5. (this is super embarrassing) "touching myself" and falling to sleep, with my bedroom door open, leaving my parents to see... stuff. rip ;_;


 * This is probably that guy's reaction when you whispered to him.
 * Dylster: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP! [pushes friend]
 * Dylster's friend faceplants.
 * Still, you should keep your swag on.
 * So that I can see what happens next.
 * Dream Reader ACTIVATED!!
 * Dream Reader ACTIVATED!!


 * dis gun b gud.

Rrobertus02 wrote: 1. Hitting my face with a hula hoop. (my friend was playing with it and I got near.) 2. Playing "trains" with my friends with hula hoops. (I almost choked to death) 3. Playing hula hoop with my neck. O yeah, the hula hoops are made out of bamboo, too.


 * I think I just found Rrob's weakness: Hula Hoops!
 * Rrob: OW!! Wait, why do they hurt more than an anvil falling down on my head? Wait. I get it. I'm weak to hula hoops!
 * Rrob: Oh no! Not the hula hoops! Anything but the hula hoops!
 * Rrob's worst nightmare came true?!