Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-7395353-20180503095131/@comment-34601114-20180503102752

I reappear as the original My Turnip thread creator. I accidentally hit the ground too hard and cause a sinkhole to open up under your feet, and a split second before you fall in a grab the turnip and dive into the Mariana Trench. Without drowning or dying of pressue bc magic.

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