Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28122105-20170413233231/@comment-24286619-20170602221042

Okay...

SURE THING.

(Two rockets get attached to the bottom of the elevator cart, both filled to the brim with enough rocket fuel to go to Pluto and back)

[Snuffles] You wanted a faster ride? HAVE A RIDE TO THE MOON!!!

[Psychomaniac14] JUST SHUT THAT STUPID BIRD UP!

[Harpy ] (Still singing badly)

[Snuffles] You can stop now.

[Harpy] はい...

[Snuffles] NOW HERE WE GO!!!!!!!

(The elevator cart blasts off, making it to the moon in a little under 15 minutes)