Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-33732017-20180304044013/@comment-26877467-20180424014547

Jumbo Cactuar is a big cactus.

A kokiri sword is a sword.

Providence is the capital of Rhode Island

a wand of sparking is those sparkler wires that make nice sparks

If I had to fight a big cactus with the choice of using a sword, the entirety of the capital of Rhode Island, or a sparkler

I'd use everyone from Rhode Island, that's a lot of people. We could make a sizeable angry mob.

Would you rather:


 * Be two dimensional in a three dimensional world (you can only move off the side of walls and stuff)


 * Be four dimensional in a three dimensional world (you have to maintain your balance as you drifted through cross-sections of the three dimensional world, alway drifting slightly out of it and requiring readjustment)