Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26336673-20171129010811/@comment-27080660-20171204182014

Fool.

For every attack you throw at me, I'll retaliate with several more in a never-ending loop, until I grow restless and feed you to the shadows.

You can't triumph over a being you can't destroy.

Type:Obliterated

 * The slashes, of course, do absolutely no damage. Duh.
 * In addition, the latter half of my post is still in play, due to the Warp-Negator field preventing dealing with all of my attacks at once! I warned you, and you didn't listen.
 * Regenerating, I instantly use a Chain of Light to grab my Brimstone Slasher.
 * You know what?
 * Two can play at this "overpowered item" game.
 * In a flash of light, a large, purpleish-red prism descends from the sky, and straight into my hands.
 * I now possess the TRUE Yharim's Crystal!
 * Unlike the last one, this isn't an ordinary weapon... It functions similarly to your Ruby, but with far more sinister effects. Observe.
 * I use Yharim's Crystal to drain the life force of Omochao.
 * In a blinding red flash, the crystal activates, sending Omochao's very life essence spewing out of every orifice on its body while the little pest screams in undying agony.
 * ...Quickly, the former annoyance has become a lifeless slump.
 * I absorb the creature's life essence with the crystal, and use it to boost my own power!
 * As you may have noticed, this crystal absorbs the abilities of whatever it kills, and uses their life force as power. Once I accumulate enough souls, the crystal shall become unstoppable!
 * Using its newly-accumulated ability, the crystal lets out a series of shrill, supersonic waves of over 150hz in volume. These massive soundwaves not only cause extreme pain, they paralyze anything that hears them- Including you! Now you REALLY can't escape and help your superior! You're not leaving just yet.
 * I use the crystal's warping power to return the Brimstone Slasher to me.
 * Once more, I'll utilize the Crystal's power to absorb the abilities of ALL the entities I've killed!
 * Raising it up to the sky, it begins drawing in the life force of everything I've decimated. Darkmetal Sonic, the Egg Walker, and more.
 * Be careful what you summon. You wouldn't want your favorite powers being used against you, now would you?
 * In an instant, I call upon the crystal's power to warp you straight back to where you were, preventing further assists! You're staying right here so I can annihilate what's left of your soul.
 * I haven't finished with you yet.
 * Now then...
 * I call upon more impenetrable Blood Tornadoes, encapsuling the two of us once more.
 * I also re-activate the Warp-Negator field. 
 * Now, I utilize the FULL POWER of the crystal to instantly re-activate my API.
 * Like I said, I'm immortal until your master over there, Steven, takes out the 3 superbosses. Any attempt to try and kill me otherwise will be completely ignored. The point of this is for you to concede.
 * Anyways.
 * The Crystal utilizes the essence of Darkmetal Sonic, and unleashes a massive barrage of Darkmetal Shredders straight at Big Arms' chest! These act exactly like spin dashes, so they'll be super effective!
 * You've had this thing on the field for long enough, Sparky. Seriously, how many threads? 10? I'm getting rid of it.
 * I'll, once more, utilize the crystal, and use it to negate ANY attacks from Big Arms! 
 * Annoying ability, huh? Thank Omochao.
 * With it being nullified, I'll easily wipe it out with a hailstorm of Draconium Hellblasts, which cut straight through the weak mech and implode it!
 * I'll follow up by slicing straight through its hull in my Brimstone Hyperspear form.
 * Then, I'll surround it with a maelstrom of portals, and fire a Draconium Extinction Beam through all of them, hitting it from every angle.
 * Next, I think I'll grab you in midair, and slit your throat with the Brimstone Slasher.
 * Now for a rapid-fire wall of attacks!
 * I skewer you with my Chain Of Light, and slam you straight into my Brimstone Slasher.
 * I use Yharim's Crystal to immobilize you once more, before firing Darkmetal Shredders at you from all angles.
 * I grab your head, and attempt to tear it from your body. If that doesn't work, I'll just throw you into the tornado.
 * I'll proceed, by summoning a Crusher Barrier (Courtesy of Steven), and smashing you within it MULTIPLE times. Basically, imagine getting sucked into a black hole, except it happens over and over again.
 * Finally, I'll combine the power of Yharim's Crystal with that of my own, and fire a TREMENDOUS Draconic Destruction Laser at you.
 * If you don't want a post even longer than this, I'd suggest fleeing.
 * I've got all the time in the world. I can make these posts an entire novel's length if needed.