Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27790518-20161021022500/@comment-27121914-20161022014103


 * You guys seriously think you can kill an eldritch abomination created by H.P. Lovecraft that easily? 
 * Heh heh heh... 
 * Think again. 

Btd456Creeper: I ask what Time Skip is. Then I open ANOTHER rift. Felt Member #8 is summoned from the future. Amd then I teleport Mad Hit through three-dimensional layers and into the Sun.


 * Time Skip: Can freeze time for a fraction of a second to dodge opponents and damage them
 * Felt Member #8:  Sn o wman  is summoned!
 * She's no man.
 * Killing her will end Universe 7.
 * Clever, very clever.
 * Mad Hit is teleported inside the sun!
 * There is no kill like overkill.
 * Hit is REKT!! 
 * REKT BY: Btd456Creeper 

Alpha654: I stop time and reassemble Yog-Sothoth's molecules to turn him into complete, solid gold. I then summon Wario to steal it. He can breathe because Mario Game Logic.


 * It didn't work!
 * Wario is summoned!
 * Wario saw Yoggy, now he knows that such a thing exists, Wario is driven insane!
 * Wario is now Mad Wario!

404 found: USS Independence then pops out of nowhere and fires the Molecular Disintegrator at the Alt Moon because I feel like it and because debris.


 * Yog-Sothoth used Eldritch Shield!
 * The Shield absorbed the M-Disintegrator's beam.
 * You thought those would destroy a Lovecraftian horror!?!

Alpha654: Taking advantage of my immense power, as well as the lack of gravity, I use the USS Independence as a baseball bat. Mars is the baseball, and the planet where Oiniteoderfla12 is battling the Cybersaurus Rexes is the target. And I'm deadly accurate. If the alternate Earth survives the Molecular Disintegrator: The two planets collide, although Mars has shrunken greatly in size due to the extreme speed. And it turns out that the impact caused the mass extinction of the dinosaurs.


 * Yog-Sothoth telekinetically grabbed Mars and ate it!

Oiniteoderfla12: [I fire my Atomic Missiles   at TimewornKaiju.] Atomic Missiles: Missiles that are 10X more powerful than Atomic Bombs.


 * I multiply the missiles by 1 million, and redirect them at Oinit.

Btd456Creeper: I catch Alpha's missile, increase its size massively, turn it around, and ride it around the Earth. I then summon in a ridiculously overpowered Gaster Blaster. Let's put it this way: If the Gaster Blaster were pointed upwards on top of a nuclear bunker and was fired, the recoil ALONE would shatter Earth within trillionths of a second. I fire it at Yog-Sothoth and use the recoil to fly a few thousand light-years away.


 * I detonate the missile with my psychokinesis (simply psychic powers).
 * Yog-Sothoth used Eldritch Shield again!
 * Then he responds by creating a super-persistent Yogspawn to chase you!
 * Super-Persistent: Will not stop chasing you. Ever.


 * Mad Wario goes Super Plumber God Super Plumber empowered by Mushroom-ken times ten!
 * Then he used Midas Burst!
 * He turned everything in the Milky Way Galaxy into solid gold with that attack. (Excluding entities in Andromeda Galaxy, me, and my minions).
 * Yogspawn chases Btd456Creeper at 1 million times the speed of light.
 * Turns until Yog-Sothoth becomes vulnerable: 3/3 (Just ate Mars).
 *  Sn o wman  isn't mine, she's summoned by Creeper, so I didn't command her to do something.