Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26936711-20150815072811/@comment-26631534-20150816154824

Once portfolios talked to a banana that looks like a totally pro eggplant and shoved it into a meat grinder. IAmBanana04 walked in, and said that I am a banana. Suddenly, a minion comes in and ate IAmBanana04. Then the minion blew up. And the explosion lead to a slimy situation. That was really bad for portfolios that was arfraid of melons, big juicy melons. Big, green, juicy melons. A portal appeared, the portal shot out bananas for 5 seconds.  Then there were lemons, big juicy lemons... and DEEZ NUUTZ! Before the portal dissapeared it destroyed a huge amount of hotdogs and hamburgers. The banana became sad and juicy before Annoying Orange came in and blew up Washington. The banana was happy again and again. Hamburgers appeared of the banana's mouth, while saying, "My name is JEFF!"