Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26134218-20180310041744/@comment-26134218-20180311044928

 NOW YOU WILL DIE!

FILE 1 SAVED

Gamer is decaptitated.

His lifeless corpse falls to the floor.

 Well, that worked ou-

FILE 1 LOADED

 OH NO YOU DON’T!

Gamer throws the figure into the ice and slams the ship door.

FILE 2 SAVED

 NOW I CAN MAKE SURE NO MISTAKE.

 PREPARE TO DIE!!!

'''Gamer’s stomping rattles the ship. A syringe is stuck into Cookie.'''

 Did you just...

The syringe was labelled ‘Dark Matter’.