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I follow MarshallSarlie (In practically infinite slow motion)

I then punch them at near infinite speeds (99% the speed of light)

Even if I miss, the air around my fist would completely incinerate and create a massive explosion that's being forced outwards faster than air can move out of the way, causing more explosive incineration.