Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20180123183234/@comment-34601114-20180304042225

wassup it's the original My Turnip creator here

I force the turnip from your hands and hit you over the head with a frying pan. Then I procreed to hop on a rocket and fly to Pluto. There I dig into the swarf planet's core and stick the turnip in a 10000 layer vault with 100 combination lock and put it in the core before coming back out and covering the hole.

MY TURNIP