Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29133680-20160411120356/@comment-27677136-20160415073202

In order from least to most embarrasing. Some of these would have been while I was young:

1. Ask a fat guy if he was pregnant. (I was young.)

2. Said bad words to my mom. (I was young.)

3. Went to the wrong changing room after swimming. I was so lucky not a single girl noticed. (I wasn't young, only a few years ago.)

4. Accidently soaked a lady with a fire hydrant. (I wasn't young. I was tired.)

Will post more if I remember...