Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27080660-20181130020814/@comment-26877467-20181130032743

Oiniteoderfla12 throws 13 canisters of canned meat onto the racetrack.

''XXPhoenix888 encounters the canned meat! ROLL TO DODGE!''

4! XXPhoenix888 falls over, slamming their face into the dirt!

''404 found places the boulder on the seesaw. It completely tips over to that side, and remains unbalanced.''

Inventories
Oiniteoderfla12 1st place XXPhoenix888 2nd place Sonar553 4th place 404 found
 * Hoverboard
 * Recovering from high impact (2 turns left)
 * Blade of Justice
 * Magnetic boots
 * Fast forward (1 turn left)
 * Beatboxing
 * Egg
 * Blaster
 * Water damage (4 turns left)
 * Dizzy (1 turn left)
 * In the pit

Note: All posts must reference mathematics of any form above or at Algebra.