Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26822753-20170923120131/@comment-27080660-20171003181905

Well, you told me not to control other players. And assuming your alien lord one-shot the Twins kind of falls under that category.
 * Besides, this is a RAID. One player on their own's hardly going to do anything to the gigantic superboss (me) in the end. Just like Pokemon Go's legendary raids. You're gonna have to work as a team to defeat me.
 * Anyways, on with this turn.
 * I fire another blast of weakened Off Waves,  retaliating Sparky's army.
 * Duke Fishron  soaks the Death Egg Robot with a barrage of massive Detonating Bubbles. He then spawns a Cthulhunado directly underneath it, soaking it even further, spinning it around immensely, and smashing its weak point!
 * I use my Lunar Portal Staff to summon a large Lunar Portal,  using it to fire a large, sweeping death ray at the alien lord, stopping its attack.
 * There, that should even everything out.
 * Next, I counter Steven's  O ld Scratch  with one of my strongest weapons, Yharim's Crystal.  This all-powerful weapon acts like the Last Prism, but it's far, far stronger.
 * The massive laser fired from Yharim's Crystal  is more than enough to stop the O ld Scratch     in its tracks-Which it promptly does, halting the doom that would have been brought upon by Azathoth.
 * I open up a massive portal, and unleash 25 Phantasm Dragons, which are more than enough to counteract and destroy the Solar Pillar's Crawltipedes. They quickly catch up, and ram into their weak points- The bulbs on their tails. After destroying the Crawltipedes, 14 of them are still standing.
 * The remaining 14 dragons begin an assault on the Corites, which they're able to destroy a good amount of before dying.
 * Now, to deal with the remaining Corites, I fire one more blast from Yharim's Crystal,  decimating the rest.
 * Now, as WAY over 100 enemies have been killed, the Solar Pillar's shield is down.
 * I disintegrate it with a blast from my Phantasmal Death Ray. 
 * As there's no portals now that I've counteracted the O ld Scratch  , Supreme Calamitas  rains massive Brimstone Hellblasts  from the sky again. I'd dodge these if I were you.
 * The Destroyer  bursts out of the ground yet again, coiling around the soaked Death Egg Robot. It begins to squeeze with immense force.
 * Did I forget to mention <span style="color:grey;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px white, 1px 1px 1px red">The Destroyer's  immune to all debuffs? That includes fire. (Once again, taking this directly from the game).
 * While the Death Egg's coiled, <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">Retinazer  fires massive lasers at it from a distance, while <span style="color:green;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px grey, 1px 1px 1px lime">Spazmatism  repeatedly rams its cockpit.
 * <span style="color:grey;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">Skeletron Prime  continues spinning, which deflects 404's lightsaber and kinetic blasts, before finally stopping. Try aiming for its arms first.
 * Also, it's a mindless machine. Mind tricks do nothing against this one, young padawan.
 * While coiling around the Death Egg, <span style="color:grey;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px white, 1px 1px 1px red">The Destroyer  fires lasers outwards from every segment of its body, preventing any interference as well as dealing damage to everything on the field, on top of <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">Supreme Calamitas's  <span style="color:crimson;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px orange">Brimstone Hellblasts. 
 * Steven calls upon the roots of Yggdrasil to impale <span style="color:aqua;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px lime">Duke Fishron.  Before they can hit, a huge, green and pink husk blocks the roots!
 * <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px purple">Plantera has awoken!  
 * <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px green, 1px 1px 1px lime, 1px 1px 1px green">Plantera  absorbs the nutrients from the roots of Yggdrasil, and absorbs them into its own body. As it's a plant itself, this boosts its stats, giving it the stats of Enraged Plantera!
 * Twice the attack power. Twice the defense. Twice the speed. Twice the fun!
 * That's enough for this turn, though.
 * That's enough for this turn, though.