Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26073440-20181006155408/@comment-26877467-20181027182004

The burger has 8 patties within it, each seperated by a layer of cheese and ketchup. The burger is as tall as your head, and it's ultra-deep fried and coated in grease.

I wish for Earth to be temporally distorted in a way that eliminates timezones.