Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28301859-20170101024253/@comment-28301859-20170101024611

I have a better plan! -buys 2 sachets magic dust from the store- -opens a sachet and sprinkles the magic dust onto the turnip- ERIPXE OT TON PINRUT SIHT EKAM ESAELP!!! -the turnip will never expire... forever- -opens another sachet and sprinkles the dust onto me and the turnip- please make me and the turnip switch bodies SEIDOB HCTIWS PINRUT EHT DNE EM EKAM ESAELP!!! -me and the turnip switched bodies... forever, and there's nothing you can do to change me back- Yes! Now I can't be hurted because hurting turnips is against the rules!!!

I'M A TURNIP!!!