Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180411053142/@comment-26877467-20180415034432

@S0mePVZfan you hadn't flared up yet, the waves hit you before that

@Btd456Creeper the third obstacle is the turret, but 404 found glued a ballistic shield blocker to it, rendering it useless. what a guy

@Sonar553 I'm going to assume by "MM" you mean S0mePVZfan.

Please look at which pillars are already destroyed, lots of you attacked pillar A which was destroyed last turn even

Actions - 19
Wreewspoorch stops and launches a grenade back at Obsidian Pillar B, dealing 5 damage to it and destroying it.

404 found vaults over the fallen tree with a stick from it.

S0mePVZfan starts super flame dashing, and will set fire to anyone they pass.

Aggron... Just Aggron takes off the mirror armor and uses it to sunburn Wreewspoorch, even though they were the one to summon them.

Aggron... Just Aggron throws a bomb at pillar D, getting it out of the way.

Btd456Creeper uses a stick to fill the gunshot hole. Screw it, it works. Their body doesn't reject the stick at all.

EpicToast throws their mirror at Wreewspoorch, cutting them since it's cracked.

EpicToast discards their drone.

EpicToast 3 tears off their pants and throws them at Aggron... Just Aggron's helicopter, but the wind from it just blows them down onto the ground.

EpicToast 2 throws EpicToast 3 at Aggron... Just Aggron's helicopter. They end up above the blades and get pulled down into them. The blades get bent up and one of them breaks off, but EpicToast 3 gets severely mutilated, as if they were a fruit in a blender. However, since you cannot die in this game, EpicToast 3 is still alive. Somehow. They can still think clearly even though their mind is sorta destroyed. They can't control their body, but can still use their powers. As for Aggron... Just Aggron, their helicopter crashes and they jump out and fall down, and has to deal with high impact now.

Oiniteoderfla12 stops running. They walk to the edge of the racetrack, and sits down with The Rocket and the Medic on either side of them. They cover their hoverboard and The Rocket in a cloth, making The Rocket happy. Ointieoderfla12 rests. Their next turn will be more effective.

EndermanR169 uses the tank portion of their mechanical monster to shoot at Pillar E, dealing 5 damage.

Vaguebuild spits at Btd456Creeper, distracting them. It doesn't slow them down. Btd456Creeper wipes the spit off with their hand. Vaguebuild then spits at EndermanR169. It hits the exterior of the mechanical monster and does nothing. EndermanR169 didn't even notice.

XXPhoenix888 hurls a huge hammer at Sonar553, smashing the magnet in two, and runs back to take the Blade of Justice. Sonar553 swipes the blade at them, giving XXPhoenix888 a cut. Sonar553 splits in a physical self and a two-dimensional shadow self, leaving the physical self to fight XXPhoenix888.

TheContestant437 is hungry. They use telekinesis to bring EpicToast to them, and begins eating them. In response, EpicToast splits into EpicToast 4, EpicToast 5, and EpicToast 6, escaping. However, EpicToast 4, EpicToast 5, and EpicToast 6 stick around since they can't be deleted permanently. (you can cease to exist temporarily if you want to though)

The Ender Dragon attacks Wreewspoorch. [1-3]

1! The Ender Dragon shoots an Ender Charge at Wreewspoorch.

404 found heals their burns with a can of burn cream.

Btd456Creeper tosses a razor-sharp cookie at EndermanR169's mechanical monster. It deals 30 damage to it.

EndermanR169 finds a cookie on the ground in front of them. They lean over to pick it up and it does another 50 damage to their mechanical monster. "That's the way the cookie crumbles."

XXPhoenix tries to take the Blade of Justice back again, and succeeds.

Physical Sonar553 slows down to behind S0mePVZfan and Psychomaniac14 and becomes human again. However, S0mePVZfan sets them on fire.

Shadow Sonar553 also becomes human again.

404 found gets picked up by a vultrure. It bites into their ankle.

TheContestant437 eats aahh. It has no taste, and in fact, no nutritional value at all. It doesn't even fill you up.

XXPhoenix888 climbs over the fallen tree.

Shadow Sonar553 disappears in the shadow of the tree, and emerges on the other side.

Physical Sonar553 shoots dual lacerators (it's a blaster from Ratchet and Clank) at Psychomaniac14 and S0mePVZfan, stunning them both.

Btd456Creeper washes where the spit was and their hand.

The Ender Dragon attacks a random player. [1-18]

12! Player 12 is EpicToast 2. Which attack? [1-3]

1! Ender charge.

S0mePVZfan sets the fallen tree on fire.

CookieCookieNomNom drowns. They aren't dead- you're not allowed to be dead-but it hurts so badly. This will slow them down.

The Ender Dragon regenerates 10 HP from the obsidian pillars.

The natural disaster clock has a 10% chance of decreasing.

82! It does not decrease.

Since Psychomaniac14 used their Aether Energy Converter™ this turn, the percent chance on the natural disaster clock increases to 15%.

Current Standings
Players:

'''Aggron... Just Aggron': 220m, 7th place''


 * Recovering from high impact (3 turns left)

XXPhoenix888: 240 m, 3rd place
 * Hoverboard (water damage, 2 turns left), on top of another Hoverboard
 * Blade of Justice, helicopting with, capable of launching fireballs and daggers
 * Cut
 * Past tree

S0mePVZfan: 240m, 3th place


 * Super flame dashing (set anyone they pass on fire)
 * Stunned

Physical Sonar553: 235m, 6rd place


 * Has a flying carpet (soaked, too heavy to fly, 1 turn left)
 * Dual lacerators
 * Safari planned next August

Shadow Sonar553: 245m, 2nd place


 * Safari planned next August

404 found: 250m, 1st place


 * Inertial Dampener with High Energy Focus (water damage, 2 turns left)


 * Extra Inertia
 * Omnikey
 * Mechanical eyes that make Sonar553 look like Invader Zim (water damage, 2 turns left)
 * Blind as a result
 * Plugged into mind-operated microcomputer with camera via HDMI
 * Recovering from high impact (2 turns left)
 * Picked up by vulture
 * Bitten ankle

Oiniteoderfla12: 205m, 17th place

CookieCookieNomNom: 150 + 55m (197.1m), 19th place
 * Hoverboard (water damage, 1 turn left)
 * Glue-repelling shoes
 * The Rocket (half-water damage, 2 turn left)
 * Expresses emotions throught the Geometry Dash difficulty icons.
 * Current face: Easy
 * Motivation: Friendship
 * Medic
 * From Team Fortress 2
 * Heals
 * Gun has water damage (2 turns left)
 * 100% Übercharge
 * Recovering from high impact (1 turn left)
 * 2nd degree burns
 * 1x Charge


 * Burned (get this healed)
 * 3rd degree burns
 * In caves
 * Lungs full of water

Vaguebuild: 200m, 18th place


 * Rocket Launcher
 * Only in underwear
 * Ate something spicy
 * Zim ability (flight and lasers)
 * Missing intestines
 * Has slinkies within abdominal area (body will begin rejecting in 2 turns)
 * Recovering from high impact (2 turns left)

TheContestant437: 215m, 14th place


 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burn
 * Jetpack (water damage, 2 turns left)
 * Jetpack (waterproof)
 * Toaster (water damage, 2 turns left)
 * Fireproof umbrella

Psychomaniac14: 240m, 3th place

EpicToast: 220m, 7th place
 * Alcubierre drive (space compressor) with EMP armor and Aether Energy Converter™
 * Wearing hydrophobic cellulite cloak
 * Aerodynamic shield (9 turns of oxygen left)
 * Stunned

EpicToast 2: 220m, 7th place
 * Recovering from high impact (1 turn left)

EpicToast 3: 210m, 15th place
 * Recovering from high impact (1 turn left)
 * Ender charge

EpicToast 4: 220m, 7th place EpicToast 5: 220m, 7th place EpicToast 6: 220m, 7th place EndermanR169: 210m, 15th place Btd456Creeper: 200m, 18th place
 * Blender'd
 * Recovering from high impact (1 turn left)
 * Recovering from high impact (1 turn left)
 * Recovering from high impact (1 turn left)
 * Train-SUV-TankMech with lasers capable of flight (95/200 HP)
 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burn
 * Bungled up

Wreewspoorch: 220m, 7th place
 * Stick sticking out of them
 * Banana peel
 * 15 meters


 * Recovering from high impact (1 turn left)
 * Mowing
 * 1st degree burns
 * 2nd degree burns
 * Cut
 * Ender Charge

 Entities: 

Marble pit: 50m

Fake finish line (experienced by 1 player): 55m

Crater: 75m

Obsidian pillar group (off to the side) (at pillar + attack = 5 damage to Ender Dragon):

Submarine: 165m (60/80 HP)
 * Pillar E: 265m (5/10 HP)
 * Pillar F: 290m (5/5 HP)
 * Pillar G: 275m (5/5 HP) (waterproof)
 * Pillar H: 220m (10/10 HP) (waterproof)
 * Pillar I: 310m (5/5 HP) (waterproof)
 * Pillar J: 245m (5/5 HP) (waterproof)

Ender Dragon: 60/60 HP (current pillar: J)

Mowed right grass: (210m-225m)

Fallen tree (on fire): 240m

Natural Disaster Clock: 10 turns (15% chance, +5% each turn)

Event:

Ender Dragon: Will do 2 attacks each turn. Attacks can be Ender Charge, charge, or breath attack. Ende Charge and breath attack do splash damage, and breath attack lingers for 1/3 turn. 1-4 pillars, 5 regen; 5-8 pillars, 10 regen; 9+ pillars, 15 regen. If current pillar is destroyed, 10 damage.

Map:

Starting line (0m)

1st obstacle (100m)

2nd obstacle (150m-160m)


 * Caves (70m long, reconnects at 210m)

3rd obstacle (200m)

4th obstacle (250m) 5th obstacle (300m)
 * Ballistic Shield blocker

...

Finish line (1000m)

Alright this Ender Dragon is taking too long. I decreased its health. 7 people are in 7th place right now. Haha If it looks like you're in a really low place, it's just because EpicToast multiplied and Sonar doubled and they created a bunch of new players. You're not doing any worse.

Wreewspoorch  calls in an airstrike for pillars H and I.