Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-31208684-20180504135606/@comment-31208684-20180508155349

Parkour2906 goes into his room, playing GD on his 500hz monitor.

Damnit!

Parkour once again crashes at 91% on Bloodlust.

On his Twitch stream, several users - including Knobbelboy himself - types GOGOGO or rip

Parkour gets a $30 donation from Krazyman50.

Suddenly, someone bangs on his door.

Who's there? Nobody should be here right now...

NOBODY MOVE.

Gabilan has shown up in Parkour's room, and he aims a gun at him, while his Twitch stream awkwardly goes on.

Gabilan! How did you get in here?

New invention, Parkour. Warning you, we will take over the hyperspace, and vanquish all who stand against us.

Oh yeah? I think I'll start with you.

Parkour stabs Gabilan, but it harmlessly goes right through him.

It's just a hologram! Gabilan, you slimy little-

Suddenly, a big explosion can be heard from outside Parkour's room.

Here's how things work here. "Heroes" show up, we kill them. See the problem here? You're not dead, so if you would just die for me, that would be great. Anyways, looks like something's going on in the ship, so Toodles!

CODE RED! INTRUDERS IN THIS SHIP!

Gabilan somehow mannaged to hack this ship! Defeat them!