Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28122105-20161226174150/@comment-27080660-20161229031538

Salutations, companions! I possess intriguing information that you may potentially desire to listen to intentfully! The day before today I was running amidst a lush flat grassy plain when my eyes reflected light in a certain way that allowed me to look upon a wild watermelon in its natural living environment. I used my brain to have feelings of awe towards the untamed watermelon, as it non-violently digested long green foliage from the earthy ground. My ears then detected a rather unpleasant set of sound waves emitting from a place that was not far away. Glancing elsewhere, I was able to identify another wild watermelon. This watermelon that happened to be different from the other watermelon used its 32 legs to move in a closer proximity to the other watermelon. In a short amount of time that did not take long, the watermelon that appeared second began very rapidly approaching the watermelon that appeared first, before using its 176-ton body to forcefully place the other watermelon onto the solid land. My brain used its neural connections to figure out that the unpleasant sound waves were a mating call. I used my widened eyes to observe the miracles of life as the 2 watermelons worked together to spread their species and repopulate the planet we call "Earth" with their kin.