Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28256389-20160509153356/@comment-28256389-20160513155314

Easy peasy.

Force RubRub to release 2.1 while playing Bloodbath with the right leg, and playing Yatagarasu with the left leg. After, drill to the center of Earth. Then play Fingerbang at exactly 1,42749836234936 seconds before a crow finds a diamond and grabs it. Then go on the moon with a Apollo 56 rocket in exactly 59 minutes and 0.00000000001 seconds. After, go home using only a portable WC, while completing Deadlocked v69. Then kill a squirrel with a tooth from 5km, while looking at an alien that dances Macarena with 5 legs and 6 arms. Buy an apple that can speak all languages and can complete Bloodbath if you give him 666 bucks, in a solar eclypse. Eat your iPhone 4s and make a horrible diarheea, when a turtle sings a MLG song and while a cat gets an airhorn. Then you open Geometry Dash on a iPhone 69s you'll find a new vault. There is a derp cube that farts everytime and if you type the code "I'm a noob" while a cactus acts is a president, you'll get the achievement.

Reward: Losted time.