Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20180909004630/@comment-24314595-20180929210436

[The crew examines the area.]

Pixelcat: Well, there are people flying around here, there's a key on top of that building, and there's some kind of pinata on the ground.

16bitcat: BEAT IT UP!

[Pixelcat, Endercat, Realisticat, 16bitcat, and Ender beat up the pinata.]

Pixelcat: It's not working!

[The figure reappears and smashes open the pinata with a solid steel pickaxe.]

Endercat: Whoa, it's guns and stuff!

Ender: Everyone, gear up!

[Ender takes a sniper rifle, Pixelcat takes some bandages, Endercat takes a few shield potions, 16bitcat takes a few grenades, and Realisticat takes a shotgun.]

Realisticat: Hey mystery guy, will you be taking an item?

[The figure runs behind a mountain]

Ender: Hey! Get back here!

[The sounds of exhaust can be heard]

[Four fully armed men in a cart drive up to the team]

[They have name tags. AssassinBear, Durrrrrekt, TomatoTantrum, and DefaultButSavage]

Durrrrrekt: FREEZE!

AssassinBear: We've gotten twelve dubs, and it's about to be our 13th.

DefaultButSavage: [Take The L]

TomatoTantrum: (readies Compact SMG)

[The sounds of a guided missile are bursting the eardrums of the enemies and team alike.]

[The whole cart gets annihilated.]

16bitcat: Huh? Where did that come from?

[The figure jumps down and does Take The L in front of the now-on-fire-cart]

Realisticat: Mystery! How are ya?

[The figure pulls out a red key]

Pixelcat: Wha? Where did you find this?

[The figure points to a looted chest]

Ender: Nice, that's 1 of 8.

[Suddenly, a crash of lightning echoes through the room.]

Endercat: MEOW! [jumps up and scampers behind Ender]

16bitcat: (O_O) Uh guys? Have you seen the summit of a mountain before?

Ender: Yeah... why?

16bitcat: I'm pretty sure they DON'T have giant purple cubes nesting upon them.

Realisticat: (Looks up at the mountain)

[The cube flashes letters on all faces. First a K, then an E, then a V, then an I, and finally an N.]

16bitcat: Kevin... Huh.

[A player shoots Kevin and he zaps a nearby wall in response.]

[An orange key nests in the wall crack.]

Ender: Well, that's two out of eight... ALSO, RUN!!!!

[Kevin fires lightning in all directions and then teleports away.]

16bitcat: What...?

[The figure stares at where Kevin used to be.]

Pixelcat: Um... Hello? Mystery dude?

[The figure vanishes]

Endercat: ...Great. Time to find those other keys.