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Brain Damage Simulator - $1.99

This amazing app can give you brain damage in the following ways. Everytime you open the app:


 * Your whole body feels like its on fire.


 * You have 10,000,000 screams of pain in each ear.


 * You get the taste of 80,000,000 rotting corpses on your tongue.


 * You smell 10,000 kilograms of horse manure.


 * You see countless undescribabely graphic images, full of blood, hearts, intestines and more.

Enjoy your life like never before!

''No refunds. Not to be used by epileptics, elderly, pregnant women, people prone to heart attacks or anyone for that matter. We are not responsible for any brain damage caused by the app, neither any other damage of any quantity. People using it may get suicidal thoughts. Thank you for buying this app!''

This app also serves as a fundraiser. Once we get enough money, we can send the app's creator to the ICU for treatment.

wut is wrong with meh?