Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20160806034111/@comment-26869370-20160809022351

Hmm.

Then a random Ditto comes out and turns into you and uses off wave on you. You are now stone. Then, a Blastoise appears, and then uses Hydro Pump. Water erodes rock, right? So now you are eroded into nothing.

PS if that fails, the admins come out and crush you wit their ban hammers. You are crushed.