Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20180220135532/@comment-27121914-20180301070333


 * Nope. I'm already content with my IRL friends, and I have friends on the Internet, too.
 * Aside, being continuously surrounded by "friends" who won't stop annoying me for months or years could very well corrupt my personality.


 * You will get to sleep on the most comfortable bed, ever.
 * But.
 * After you've fallen asleep for a while, Waluigi comes to your room and sleeps with you.