Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27789845-20160401161456/@comment-28741271-20160402101451

''Hey! Did you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?''

[Puts carrots in my eyes] You lied to me.

''Steven's people are completely literal. Metaphors are gonna go over his head.''

Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch them.