Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20180806123711/@comment-26877467-20180817125029

I put myself in regular reverse instead of rewind. I then sidestep into where the path of the sawblade was earlier, but I coincidentially dodge a sawblade. I miscalculate a sidestep and step back, coincidentially dodging another sawblade.

I catch a sawblade, frisbee style, and set down the sawblade down on the ground.

I then send a gust of wind pointing towards me to throw the 3 trillion sawblades at me. When one hits me, it bounces off, doing nothing. My body is locked in the states it was previously and is impervious to new causes.

The gash in my left upper arm closes.