Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20171007145932/@comment-27121914-20171014135003

List of Current Players and Entities

 * 1) TimewornKaiju, the Embodiment of Chaos and Destruction.  (Eldritch Steven )
 * 2) [SOUL-BOSS]  Great Leviathan Soul (Frost Leviathan ) (91% HP)
 * 3) [POWER-BOSS]  Ra, the Sun God (Paralysis Immunity)
 * 4) [REALITY-BOSS]  Darkceus, the Erased God (Darkrai + Arceus)
 * 5) Sweg Dragon, the Draconic Core. 
 * 6) Supreme Calamitas
 * 7) Supreme Catastrophe
 * 8) Supreme Cataclysm
 * 9) Duke Fishron
 * 10) Moon Lord
 * 11) True Eye of Cthulhu
 * 12) Hand Eye
 * 13) Forehead Eye
 * 14) SONAR553, THE SHADOW OF DARKNESS.
 * 15) Patapon Airships
 * 16) Alpha654
 * 17) Alpha 
 * 18) Razer
 * 19) Inferno
 * 20) Winston
 * 21) Hobbes
 * 22) Cliptail
 * 23) 404 found
 * 24) Imperial Fleet
 * 25) Type: Sparky
 * 26) [SUPERBOSS] DEG1 Death Egg Robot
 * 27) [SUPERBOSS] DEG2 Big Arms
 * 28) [SUPERBOSS] Lord Brevon
 * 29) Brevon's Fleet
 * 30) [BOSS] Zombot Sharktronic Sub
 * 31) [BOSS] EG-01 Egg Hornet
 * 32) [Miniboss] Phantom Gunner
 * 33) Brown Eevee
 * 34) SnufflesTheDog (Magiwolf)
 * 35) Shenron Weasley
 * 36) Temmie King
 * 37) B.A.D.A.S.S
 * 38) FLAREON 1337000

mah boi (Type: Sparky)

 * (I'll keep these buffs in mind and counter Sweg's actions by using the right buff against a specific action).
 * "KK... Eyes of Cthulu... I just read about these things, I need to stop them. NOW."
 * True Eyes of Cthulhu can't be killed, mah boi. They'll only disappear after the Moon Lord is defeated.
 * "I throw a snowball at the Predator. It switches to Ice-type and you know the rest."
 * Thank you! You saved my entity from being assaulted with Dragon Pulses! This buff will be important later on...
 * "I use a Solar Blade (the Pokemon move) on Ra to empower him! He is the Sun God after all."
 * Sweg has sent other entities against him, in order to prevent him from fighting the Moon Lord. This buff will be important later on...
 * "I shoot an Explosion Ring (area burst damage!) at Calamitas and Sweg. The knockback should give us a bit of a makeshift stun time (the knockback arcs, so it lasts until you hit the floor. And just maybe turn into a pancake). If that's not enough, I also use a Freeze spell and then have the Phantom Gunner and a squad of Roto-Skeletons (an idea I had -- it's basically a Clash Royale Bomber in a heavy flying suit of armor) bomb them all. Just so that the Sphere of Destruction can do its stuff."
 * This buff will be important later on...
 * However, it's debatable if this one will work, though.
 * "I empower Steven's attack with a laser, thus giving him ^Strikethrough! The lasers go through the machine and straight to their original targets!"
 * This buff will be important later on...
 * "And then I equip Steven with Lightning Gloves that have the infuriating effect of having electrical damage on top of normal damage types and also the TRIGGERING CLASH ROYALE STUN! EVERY TIME THEY HIT!"
 * This buff will be important later on...
 * "While you're distracted, the Phantom Gunner fires SIXTEEN NUCLEAR MISSILES at Sweg Dragon! Everyone, get your radiation shields up!"
 * Don't worry. My eldritch nature makes me immune to radiation, in fact, I could absorb it if I want to!
 * My entities, however...
 * I summon invisible Anti-Radiation Shields around my entities. The only things they can block is, of course, radiation.
 * "Also, you really expect me to sit by and let my fellow evil lord burn? I extinguish the flames."
 * Seems like, for some reason, there's a strange bond between abnormally powerful sentient Pokemon (Sparky and Eevee) and the Scourge of the Multiverse. (Me, the Red Dragon).

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG OF DARKNESS (Sonar553)

 * "I FLASH CRACK BOOM EVERYONE (Attack is something you cannot dodge, but you only get effected by mild-moderate damage, so it is nothing much)"
 * I looked up "Oohoroc" on Patapon wiki, and used quick find to search for "Flash Crack Boom". The result: They're lightning bolts. And Flash Crack Boom 5 is said to be "like a smackdown from the Mighty One to smite the opposition."
 * I read this action in your post and acknowledges that it's not dodgeable. But, what if it technically hits me? (As in, one of my body parts, such as horns).
 * Those lightning bolts struck my horns, which conducts the electricity to my brain! (They can work like a lightning rod depending on the situation).
 * However, I get a mild headache as a result. I use the Mind Gem to repair the brain damage.
 * However, Sparky has buffed that gem to cause random events every time it's used, so I roll a dice. The result is 3. 3 events will be used in my actions later on...

Digital Admiral (404 found)

 * "I decide to stop using the Broken God. it despawns."
 * How disappointing...
 * "In its place the Imperial Fleet returns."
 * A floating greeting sign appears out of nowhere. "Welcome back, Imperial Fleet." After a while, that sign vanishes.
 * "Now that the enemies are weaker......."
 * That's because that carnivorous plant got roasted by a space/sea dragon that adapts to each attack, while that metal skull just foolishly sacrificed itself to save its master.
 * "I first ask other players if they can distract Supreme Calamitas for me for 1 post."
 * Wish granted. Count me in!
 * "Then I order the Imperial Fleet to charge up all Superweapons."
 * Alright, get ready, Mister Admiral! Blast 'em with all you've got!

TERRARIAN CHEST BREAKER BLUE LIZARD OF CALAMITY (Sweg Dragon)

 * "Alpha redirects the Eye of Extinction at the sun. It hits with perfect accuracy, causing the massive star to explode in a plume of fire! The entire field's surrounded in pure darkness..."
 * I use the Power Gem to create a new star alongside other planets inside the Draconium Universe... except this star is too big to only have around 8 planets.
 * This hypergiant star has 8 supergiant stars orbiting around it. Each supergiant star has 8 giant stars orbiting it. And each giant star has 8 dwarf stars around it. And each dwarf star has 8 planets around it. Now do the math.
 * 1 hypergiant star (VY Canis Majoris), 8 supergiant stars, 64 giant stars, 512 dwarf stars, 4096 planets. One must wonder how the hell does these celestial bodies didn't crash into each other.
 * Ah, well. These details don't matter anyway.
 * The entire battlefield of the Draconium Universe is surrounded in pure darkness? There, I added hundreds of stars to make it much brighter than before. Not bright enough? I'll add more stars until there's enough stars to blind a normal human.
 * "Now, about this Predator Leviathan of yours, Steven... See, I come up with backup contingencies for every entity I become in case they're used against me..."
 * What a twist.
 * "I begin by blasting the Predator Leviathan with a massive Dragon Pulse (The move from Pokemon), while it's distracted with Duke Fishron."
 * Great Leviathan Soul has transformed from Predator Leviathan to Draconic Leviathan!
 * "Due to its adaptive ability, this should cause it to acquire a dragon element of sorts. Next, I'll blast it with a second Dragon Pulse! Going off Pokemon logic here, Dragon types are super effective against themselves."
 * Clever, very clever.
 * 94% HP remains!
 * "This means that, even if I keep hitting it with the same attack, and it adapts to weaken the attack, it'll still take damage! I continuously blast it with Dragon Pulses, while Duke Fishron buzzes around the Predator Leviathan like a fly, hopefully distracting it and preventing it from countering."
 * 91% HP remains! (6 / 2 = 3. It divided the attack's damage by 2 by adapting against the same attack).
 * Right before you uses the fourth pulse, someone interrupts! (This is the result of me putting one of Sparky's buffs here, in order to counter the right action in the right time)
 * HOLD IT!!
 * Type: Sparky's buff: "I throw a snowball at the Predator. It switches to Ice-type and you know the rest."
 * The Great Leviathan got turned into a Dragon-type by Sweg. So an ice attack should be super-effective against it. However, a snowball is a lame attack, and normally, it won't do anything against a giant beast. According to a Thai idiom, "If you don't have a lot of water, don't try putting out a fire."
 * Great Leviathan Soul has turned from Draconic Leviathan to Frost Leviathan ! Ice ice baby...
 * "However, this doesn't stop it from firing its fireballs at Plantera. With nothing protecting her now, and with her busy devouring Winston, she's wide open!"
 * Hee hee hee...
 * "She explodes in a massive plume of fire, with Winston still trapped in her jaws!"
 * And kids, this is why gluttony is a sin. Because it's bad, mkay?
 * "Plantera has been defeated!"
 * VICTORY FANFARE!!
 * Oh wait, there's still other bosses to worry about.
 * "Catastrophe and Cataclysm, having been pushed away and unable to assist their elder sister, turn to face Ra. Beginning the fight, Cataclysm launches an Infernal Tractor Beam at the Sun God, temporarily holding it in place."
 * Ugh... can't... move...
 * "While it's unable to move, Catastrophe goes up from behind and clamps down on Ra's neck with his massive crusher-like jaws, effectively slowly choking it."
 * Right before Catastrophe clamps Ra's neck, mah boi Sparky interrupts yet again! (Again, this is the result of me putting one of Sparky's buffs here, in order to counter the right action in the right time)
 * HOLD IT!!
 * Type: Sparky's buff: "I use a Solar Blade (the Pokemon move) on Ra to empower him! He is the Sun God after all."
 * Ra has gained Paralysis Immunity! (The immunity to all things that prevent something to move such as tractor beams, stun attacks, freezing, petrifying, etc.)
 * Right after gaining Paralysis Immunity from Sparky, Ra swiftly dodges Catastrophe!
 * And then Ra, the Sun God, moves on to fight the Moon Lord again. For Supreme Calamitas and her Supreme brothers, I'll have Great Leviathan Soul (currently as the Frost Leviathan) deal with them. For Duke Fishron... I have a nasty surprise for them. HEE HEE HEE... 
 * "(I mean,look at this thing. That set of jaws could crush anything's windpipe.)"
 * I see... they're like Skeletron Prime's Prime Vice, except they're worse.
 * "While it's being choked, Cataclysm repeatedly rams it in the chest/stomach, causing even more internal damage."
 * Thanks to Sparky's buff, Ra has escaped Catastrophe's grip! DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE SUN GOD, FELLOW DRAGON. 
 * Also, he has already moved on to fight the Moon Lord again!
 * "(Also, no, these 2 calamity brothers can take full damage even if their sister's alive)."
 * Oh, thank God!
 * "I counter the Blade of Equilibrium/Star Blazer by slicing through it with my Phantasmal Hyperspear. After I've barreled through the sword, I slash straight through the clone, and head straight for the newly-formed Sphere of Destruction."
 * Oh boy...
 * "Supreme Calamitas fires a weakened version of the Eye of Extinction at the sphere (She can only use it at full power every so often), which I combine with a blast from my Hastur's Shurikens. The beam engulfs the blades, before creating Extinction Shurikens. These blades of dark energy smash into the sphere, destroying it."
 * Right before that Sphere of Destruction gets destroyed, mah boi Sparky interrupts for the third time!
 * (Turns out, when combined with the power of teamwork, an evil overlord can be much more powerful than expected. You'd hope I'm still hostile to everyone, even if a raid is happening).
 * HOLD IT!!
 * k ill stop
 * Type: Sparky's buff: "I shoot an Explosion Ring (area burst damage!) at Calamitas and Sweg. The knockback should give us a bit of a makeshift stun time (the knockback arcs, so it lasts until you hit the floor. And just maybe turn into a pancake). If that's not enough, I also use a Freeze spell and then have the Phantom Gunner and a squad of Roto-Skeletons (an idea I had -- it's basically a Clash Royale Bomber in a heavy flying suit of armor) bomb them all. Just so that the Sphere of Destruction can do its stuff."
 * In case if they got knocked back and frozen: The Sphere of Destruction's expansion rate multiplies by 10, shoots a barrage of bolts of Solar Lightning (extra-powerful lightning bolts capable of destroying a moon) at Supreme Calamitas, flies towards her at lightspeed, and pulls her towards it like a black hole!
 * In case if they didn't: That sphere gets destroyed as normal.
 * "Next, I summon a horde of Cosmic Blasters, one of my abilities from Break the Chest. Cosmic Blasters are essentially gigantic, space-styled Gaster Blasters with lots of power."
 * After Undertale gets so popular, we seems to really like Sans' (and maybe Papyrus' and W.D. Gaster's) signature weapon...
 * "I blast every Eldritch Mile Tendril with the Cosmic Blasters, which should destroy the majority of them. The remaining ones smash into Supreme Calamitas, dealing a decent amount of damage. That'll probably mean something later on."
 * That's a clone of my normal, humanoid form. Not a clone of my eldritch, gigantic form.
 * "Mean something?" Acknowledged. Maybe she'll get stronger as her health decreases, but either way, I think she's near defeat...
 * "As for your direct attack, Skeletron Prime extends its head spikes, and barrels through the box, freeing me. However, it suffers all the damage I would've taken, finally finishing off the last of the mechanical trio!"
 * Not sure if:
 * "What an idiot", or...
 * "It was a honorific sacrifice."
 * "Skeletron Prime has been defeated!"
 * Two bosses in one post!
 * BUT WAIT!!
 * Type: Sparky's buff: "I empower Steven's attack with a laser, thus giving him ^Strikethrough! The lasers go through the machine and straight to their original targets!"
 * Those Destruction Blasters won't strike the original target (Sweg), but instead, they will counteract the Cosmic Blasters later on!
 * "I begin by throwing my Terraria weapons aside... For the meantime. I won't need them for a while."
 * Oh, really?
 * "There, that should be enough. Now for you, Steven."
 * My body is ready!
 * "I envelop Steven's massive body with millions upon millions of Galaxia Tendrils (I won't use this attack that much, I promise), and try to force him onto the ground by pushing him down."
 * ...you guys really liked my signature move, don't you?
 * First, Darkrai's Xerneas' Purity Tendrils. Second, Sonar's (maybe unrelated) Tendril Shoot, and lastly, your Galaxia Tendrils. (Although you did used tendrils earlier).
 * Or are you (as the Draconic Core) supposed to be a blue version of me with sunglasses and stuff? Since the reason you transformed into the Draconium Universe was because you absorbed my old body on Round 51. REMEMBER THAT 
 * Since I'm bigger than multiple planets in this form, I'm being pushed to the battlefield!
 * Eldritch Abomination  vs. <span style="color:aqua;text-shadow:0 0 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">Cosmic Entity.  A fitting match, isn't it?
 * "Once that's worked (Or if it hasn't), I summon a massive plume of white-hot Plasmatic Fire, another one of my old Break The Chest attacks. I summon it directly under Steven, in an attempt to burn a hole through his chest."
 * Type: Sparky's assist: "Also, you really expect me to sit by and let my fellow evil lord burn? I extinguish the flames."
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">He knows that normally, I'm an evil overlord. Yet he helped me anyway. 
 * In case if Sparky's assist didn't work, I burn the Plasmatic Fire (yes, you read that right) with <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px orange">Water <span style="color:orange;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px blue">flame ! (Fire that's somehow fused with water, creating a special fire that has the chemical property to extinguish any kinds of fire. No exceptions).
 * (And yes, "Waterflame" is named after that music composer who made several songs for GD, and is probably the most well-known composer on Newgrounds since his songs were used for so many games, including but not limited to Adobe Flash games, Castle Crashers and of course, Geometry Dash).
 * "With no more need for the tendrils, I detonate them all, dealing some extra damage to Steven's body via thousands of small explosions all across his body, where the tendrils were."
 * (Both of us seem to think everything's better with explosions... are we becoming the new Michael Bay? Just kidding).
 * Since they were countered by Eldritch Miles, those explosions only affected my tendrils, which are technically my body parts. However, I don't feel pain through tendrils, even if they got destroyed by your explosions.

Auto-Counters (vs. Sweg Dragon)

 * 1) 12 Puncher Gem-Charged Iron Fists vs. Triactis' True Paladinian Mage-Hammer of Might
 * 2) 1 Holder Gem-Charged Iron Fist (equipped with the UmbraLux Cannon) vs. Yharim's Crystal
 * 3) 1 Adaptive Gem-Charged Iron Fist vs. Vehemence

The Unholy Assault (vs. Sweg Dragon)

 * I snap my fingers. Robot Unicorn suddenly explodes. Robot Unicorn is rekt!
 * Before I begin the assault...
 * Type: Sparky's buff: "And then I equip Steven with Lightning Gloves that have the infuriating effect of having electrical damage on top of normal damage types and also the TRIGGERING CLASH ROYALE STUN! EVERY TIME THEY HIT!"
 * Lightning Gloves suddenly appear around my hands and my Iron Fists.
 * Every physical damage dealt by me in Eldritch form (or my Iron Fists) will cause the targets to be overflowing with electricity and get stunned for 0.5 seconds every time they got hit!
 * However, that buff also causes my body to be overflowing with electricity, and they need the Power Gem for me to properly control them!
 * "After Sparky's been skewered, I surround him in a massive sphere of Cosmic Blasters, and open fire, trapping him in the middle of a giant orb constantly shooting death lasers without stopping."
 * HOLD IT!!
 * I promise this is the last time I'll use this Ace Attorney quote... for this post, at least.
 * Type: Sparky's buff: "I empower Steven's attack with a laser, thus giving him ^Strikethrough! The lasers go through the machine and straight to their original targets!"
 * Those Destruction Blasters won't strike the original target (Sweg), but instead, they're here to counter this action against Sparky!
 * Right. <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">You are a great partner, Sparky. 
 * Q: Should you make a Deal with the Red Dragon?
 * A: I'm not really sure. But when he's fighting his arch-enemies and you want to help him, it'll be helpful for sure. (When he's not, then he'll be doing some evil stuff).
 * The Destruction Blasters appear again, in order to counter the Cosmic Blasters with Crimson Superlasers (capable of disintegrating anything that stands in their way for too long) as a way of saying "thank you" for helping their master!
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px crimson">Ra, the Sun God , teleports to the Moon Lord to continue his assault.
 * He summons the Super Solar Pillar. It's a cyborg version of the Solar Pillar that's armored with Impervium armor, the strongest ore that's a metal compound, which is removed from Starbound. You need to kill 150 of its minions to break its barrier (again). But the main point is, their minions are much more powerful than usual.
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px crimson">Ra  hops onto the Super Solar Pillar, and controls it like a robot.
 * He summons 7 Super Corites. They have as much health as both Retinazer and Spazmatism combined, and are twice as large as the Eye of Cthulhu. When they charge, they're covered in a fire shield and are temporarily invulnerable. And they'll continue charging for 3 seconds each time.
 * The Super Corites charge at Moon Lord's remaining hand eye and his forehead eye, while being cloaked in Hellfire, damaging them!
 * He summons 4 Super Crawltipedes. Each of them have 200000 HP, and the damage caused against their tail isn't multiplied by ten, so they take regular damage instead.
 * The Super Crawltipedes fly at the Moon Lord's remaining eyes at lightspeed, attempting to tear them off his hand and forehead by pulling them with their mandibles!
 * He summons 6 Super Drakomire Riders. The Super Drakomires will shoot 9 Solar Flares at the Moon Lord's remaining eyes at the speed of sound, while the Super Drakanians (who are riding the Super Drakomires) will continuously throw their Daybreak spears at them!
 * He summons 12 Super Selenians. They'll curl up and fly at both of the remaining Moon Lord's eyes at lightspeed. When they're spinning with their Solar Daggers, they'll reflect all ranged projectiles back to the attackers! Also, the way they spin is similar to Sonic's.
 * And lastly, he summons 1 Super Sroller. It's a gigantic golem that can Spin Dash at the Moon Lord's forehead at lightspeed, damaging his forehead eye and blocking his Phantasmal Death Ray!
 * <span style="color:cyan;text-shadow:0 0 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px white, 1px 1px 1px white">The Frost Leviathan  fires a star-sized avalanche at Supreme Calamitas, Supreme Catastrophe, and Supreme Cataclysm. This attack is beyond absolute zero temperature, and it can't be melted by any form of fire. And lastly, the avalanche is somehow homing and it's approaching Supreme Calamitas and her brothers at two times the speed of light!
 * The Reality Gem resonates with defiance of reality.
 * A dimensional rift has been opened.
 * Something whose traces of existence have been erased, has been summoned yet again.
 * <span style="color:yellow;text-shadow:0 0 1px yellow, 1px 1px 1px white, 1px 1px 1px white">Darkceus, the Erased God, has awoken!  (Darkrai + Arceus)
 * <span style="color:yellow;text-shadow:0 0 1px yellow, 1px 1px 1px white, 1px 1px 1px white">Darkceus  creates several Spears of Injustice and fling them at Duke Fishron. (Disclaimer: This one isn't a godmodding weapon/anti-godmodding tool).
 * They're red and black versions of Undyne's spears. Except they're much, much more powerful.
 * "For my final action, I'll engage Steven in the Fist-O-War he wanted. This time, it's pure fists. No tricks. (Except for the explosions that occur when I punch something). Good luck."
 * "(Man, this was a big one.)"
 * Of course! It seems like that post took 2 days to write. You're not so different from me after all...
 * I charge my Infinity Gauntlet (IG-Draconium) to MAXIMUM POWER!!
 * ALRIGHT. LET'S... BEGIN!!
 * Me = Jiren (the muscular grey alien/ayy lmao on steroids who's a superhero of Universe 11) (The one with red/orange ki)
 * Sweg = Son Goku (you're familiar with this name, right?) (The one with blue ki)
 * (Now playing: Limit Break x Survivor)
 * Explosions are occurring all over the Draconium Universe. (Power Gem)
 * Every time I punch, thousands of planets inside the Draconium Universe suffers from spontaneous combustion. (Mind Gem)
 * Every time I punch, all solar systems inside the Draconium Universe randomly swap places with each other. (Space Gem)
 * Every time I punch, Sweg gets overloaded with electricity from my Lightning Gloves, yet this doesn't stun him like they should. (Power Gem, again)
 * Every time I punch, reality is tearing at the seams. (Reality Gem)
 * Every time I punch, countless asteroids inside the Draconium Universe are randomly sent through time, causing several mass extinctions in the past, including the extinction of the dinosaurs. (Time Gem)
 * Every time I punch, reflections of the deceased appear in the sky/cosmos. If you look up in the sky right now, you'll see the reflections of your loved ones, your family members, your creators (if you're a robot/experiment), or even your distant ancestors. And someone you didn't even know that you cared about them, until now... (Soul Gem)
 * On the downside, skeletons regularly pop out everywhere on every planet in the Draconium Universe. Thankfully, they don't harm anyone.
 * (...this sounds like a cheesy poem, doesn't it?)
 * One last question before going to sleep: Sweg, are there other upcoming challenges when facing the Draconic Core? Like, another wave of Terraria bosses, like the rest of Calamity Mod bosses such as the Ravager (post-Providence), Providence, Devourer of Gods, the Leviathan and the Siren, or Yharon the Jungle Dragon.