Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28390278-20151015212626/@comment-26372653-20151020161014

I make infinite copies of The Wild Cheyser and put the original Cheyser in a glass cage.

I then put the containment tank with the infinite ressupling amount of Cheyser over a pool of lava and get rid of the floor. BTW this whole contraption is in my basement where I make fresh milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

While you watch yourself die over and over again, I steal the turnip and place it in a metal box and drop it over a volcano. It then sinks to the bottom of the volcano.

This metal box has a ultrasonic sensor rigged to scan a 200 feet radius around it. If anything enters the field (Which is 200 feet around it in all directions) it set of a blasting cap which is strapped to 25 pound of C4.

(BTW this took we awhile to think of so if you steal somehow, make it creative please. Most of the responses I made were quite creative. I don't want all of this thinking to go to waste to some uncreative idiot. This goes for future responses for anyone actually. Ok. Thank you if you use a very creative response :D)

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