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 * Hm...


 * Another of these...


 * Wait- ALPHA Housekeeper?


 * I'M THE ONLY ALPHA HERE.

* AND YOU DARE CALL YOURSELF THE BIGGEST VILLAIN?

Alpha654's theme

I immediately whip out my Sparky Rifle.

Shall I explain? 'The Sparky Rifle is a weapon that is composed of parts from a regular Sparky. It takes a short time to charge, but deals MASSIVE electric damage.'

I then equip the Big Shell, an armor piece that defends me from 3 hits, regardless of damage. This is actually an armor piece from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story.