Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26073440-20180106191940/@comment-26822753-20180120154708

OHOHO

[COUNTERACTIONS/ASSISTS]

I give THE LORDE something unexpected...

I command the orbs to throw themselves at it!

THE LORDE is electrocuted. While I do this, I give it TWENTY layers of Titanium -- modified to not only let attacks through, but also weigh it down. Until you find some way to deal with this Titanium, THE LORDE shall be uber-slow!

I generate eight more orbs.

Now that he's uber-slow, I'll just get that kunai from the other time and shank THE LORDE with it, three times to interrupt its punches. ''LORDE Titanium at 97% (remember how tough these things are (they're titanium)). LORDE taking damage.''

I set the Evilness Laser to Dubstep (?!) and blast the Giant Cookie Monster with it.

I also get Cookie to summon a SSB4 shield before Rolling out of the way.

An -- YOU ATTACK SNEK?!

NO STEP ON SNEK!!!!!

Friend, you're gonna have a bad time.

I get the King's Scepter, and surround it with water and a Clash Royale shield (here's how they work: if One Punch Man punched a CR shield, the shield would die but whatever's behind it would be perfectly fine). And then I SANIC FAST over to Snek and bat the hammer straight back at THE LORDE.

The explosion of electricity gets absorbed by the Evilness Laser set to Reverse before being shot back at THE LORDE on Pulse mode.

''LORDE Titanium at 40%. LORDE taking damage.''

AND SURELY YOU DIDN'T FORGET METTATON OR MY ANNOYING FIREBENDING?

Mettaton goes in front of the tank and blocks the shot. Any loose fire, I either use water or fire to put out.

Multi-element is convenient, isn't it?

Your dash vs. my Dragon Boost? Challenge accepted.

Do I need to say any more?

If any rockets get fired, the (1000) ZOMGs take them. When a ZOMG dies, it splits into four BFBs.

I try to firebend the Hellblasts away, but it doesn't work, and they just get smaller.


 * Solution 2: Sacrifice Omochao.


 * Solution 3: Give the X-34 Titanium to absorb it, then kill the excess Titanium so that it can operate at regular speed.

And the dashes... hmm...

I can go at lightspeed with the Boosts (and THE LORDE's slower anyways), but I doubt I'd survive THE LORDE's attacks after the initial impact.

So I'll break the X walls.

I enlist the help of someone on another Discord (you may or may not know Fillygroove/Tacocat247 from Discord/Wikia) and get them to surround me in their light form.

And then I deliver the awaited Dragon Boost to THE LORDE. Any chance of counter-attacking from it should be shut down by Fillygroove delivering hits to THE LORDE and blocking them in light form.

''LORDE Titanium at 25%. Still taking damage.''

After the attack, Fillygroove leaves. (No, they never counted as one of my entities, they wouldn't even show up on the list. Welp... I guess that's what happens when I break the walls...)

[ACTIONS]

I Boost over to THE King before getting out the LORDE's Scepter and bbatsing it (the end looks like a bat; stabbing but letters were swapped) an improbehensible amount of bad times to the beat of this regular songwhile un(der)punnily decharging and unlivering my skele-ton of punacceptable hor-rib-le puns that shall, can, would, did, is, and will chill-cringe you way deeper down to the bone.