Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29191679-20170125013146/@comment-29191679-20170128014148

But it turns out I survived.

The Totem of Undying in my pocket allows me to live just long enough to activate my nuclear option instead of dying.

Everything stops.

The Blue Screen of Death destroys every universe and timeline, along with everything that was in it.

That, my friends, is why you don't kill me while I'm enraged.