Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24286619-20170629062827/@comment-27121914-20170707140343

Actions (As Zerach Maxar)

 * GeoDash!: "I make more math homework. This math homework is indestructable. Then I fill the world with cringy memes."
 * Assign it to someone else, not me! 
 * I teleport GeoDash's math homework to the End for enderkids to do. (EndermanR169's username).
 * I shoot some YouTube comments at the cringy memes, destroying both of them.
 * 404 found:
 * "now that the solar system is destroyed, I anomalously teleport everyone to another star system only to blow it up with the Sun Crusher, killing most if not all of the players. do be warned that destroying my fleet is pointless because the Star Forge will just make more."
 * Right before the Sun Crusher destroys that star, I teleport to the Star Forge and then I proceed to destroy it from the inside.
 * How do I destroy it? By firing negative photon beams (basically anti-light/void beams) into the Star Forge's core, removing it from existence, but everything is still the same. (Zerach Maxar's light powers + TimewornKaiju's overpowered shenanigans).
 * "DARK, DARKER YET DARKER. THE DARKNESS KEEPS GROWING. THE SHADOWS CUTTING DEEPER. PHOTON READINGS NEGATIVE. THIS NEXT EXPERIMENT. SEEMS VERY, VERY, INTERESTING... WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK?"
 * "also, for the Titan that Zerach got, the Regius-class arsenal ship of mine launches a barrage of nukes into its mouth."
 * The Vorastra Titan shoots the nukes down with Phase Missiles (can pass through shields) before they get into its mouth.
 * Then the Vorastra Titan jumps away with Micro Phase Jump (teleports to another location inside a planet's gravity well) right before the nukes explode.
 * After that, I recreate the Solar System, including Earth.
 * Pizzaking161: "avoiding the halycon carrier,I let my engines rip through lightspeed aiming at zerachs head and turn SAS with all stabilizers on and then jump out.Hitting the ground with an explosion of 2 inches wide and 1 foot tall. I soon remember that if the rocket is re-entering the atmosphere it will start to burn and maybe a chance to explode."
 * "Halycon"
 * Hah! Because of the Curse of the Typos, I bet you're gonna get some sort of bad luc- 
 * OW! My head hurts... 
 * ...I guess I let my guard down because of that typo, without realizing that the curse won't always work all the time... 
 * Type: Sparky's clone is destroyed!
 * Type: Sparkys is no longer a part of me, so I'm no longer... a Pokemon?' At least I can no longer be caught with Pokeballs.
 * Alpha654:
 * "Actually, Kaiju, I play KSP, Elite: Dangerous and Planetary Annihilation. My next attack combines elements from the three games."
 * Thanks for clearing that up, but I would still associate the summoning of the Sins of a Solar Empire fleet with your clone's ability, since one of your personality quirks is your interest in sci-fi games.
 * "I build a Frame Shift Drive into Gilly, as well as a few Halley V Engines, before warping back and crashing it into Zerach Maxar. If that doesn't work, I (somehow) bring Jool over to use as a vacuum cleaner."
 * I shoot a mini-sun at Gilly, blowing it up.
 * I fling Jool into Kerbol (the star from KSP), resulting in a catastrophic destruction of the gas giant.
 * "I quickly load Heavy's gun into a cannon, then fire it at Zerach Maxar."
 * Heavy's minigun hit me, but I took no damage since it's just a fragile stick compared to a godly being. Oh, I get the purpose of this action...
 * '""Heavy punches us both into Jool."
 * That would've worked... but Jool is already destroyed!
 * I kick Heavy into the Sun before he even gets the chance to punch me and Alpha.
 * Type: Sparky:
 * '""I shoot a Clone spell on everything, then I mirror the Clone spell, then I Clone the mirrored Clone spell. Wait, what? [intense chaos happens because you cloned a cloner] (your reaction to the clones and chaos here)"
 * ...I don't care as long as they don't attack me. Plus, if Zerach absorbs more clones, then he'll become unstable (both physically and mentally), which is something that even I don't want to happen.
 * Mr. Pixelator:
 * "Mr. Pixelator stumbles onto the battlefield. Having no idea what has been going on for the past 90 something posts, he decides to set down his upgraded Thingy-O-Matic 9002™, which is now completely indestructible, and turn it on. He proceeds to grab a chair and some ice water and wait patiently for an attack to charge."
 * Enjoy the battle as long as you want; I have some nasty surprises just for you. 
 * "After charging up for two turns, the Thingy-O-Matic uses Sawblade Rain! Suddenly, millions of small, razor-sharp sawblades begin falling from the sky, slicing through everything."
 * I temporarily activate GD Ghost's intangibility to dodge the sawblades!
 * Yes, you heard it right, mortal. That's an ability of your loved one's clone. How does it feel... when she's your enemy? HA HA HA. 
 * Btd456Creeper: "The Red Waldo catches the nuke in midair and throws it Zerach Maxar's "absolutely enormous fleet.""
 * The Ankylon Titan uses Lvl 4 Group Shield to protect the Fleet of the Titans from the nuke!
 * Remaining absorbed clones: Alpha654, EndermanR169, GD Ghost, GeoDash!, Geometrydude, Pizzaking161, SnufflesTheDog, SuperSpyChase, TimewornKaiju.

Attacks (As Zerach Maxar)

 * I teleport Mr. Pixelator back to Earth because I want to fight him.
 * I refrain from attacking SuperSpyChase and Type: Sparky this turn, in order for them to continue fighting (and bickering with) each other.
 * I summon a Hellhound to brutally maul GeoDash!
 * A flotilla of Ogrov Torpedo Cruisers (anti-structure cruiser) bombard 404 found's Sun Crusher with lots and lots of space torpedoes (which are basically ICBMs/nukes in space).
 * The Halcyon Carrier that is targeting Pizzaking161 gets a unique name for itself: SIC Herminia.
 * (Sin Imperium Carrier).
 * (There can be multiple capital ships of the same kind, but only one titan).
 * Herminia enters the orbit of Earth to tirelessly continue hunting down Pizzaking161.
 * Since Pizzaking jumped out of the now-destroyed bomber spaceplane, Herminia deploys a bomber squadron and sends them to bomb Pizzaking161.
 * A Level 10 Kortul Devastator engages in a battle with 404 found's Nezerian Regius Exterminatore (or simply Regius). That Devastator also has a unique name: SIB Infinitum
 * (Sin Imperium Battleship).
 * Infinitum uses Power Surge to get ready for battle, since the Battleship's captain knows that they'll be fighting against a very powerful ship.
 * I summon a flight of Ender Dragons to assault Alpha654. (EndermanR169's username).
 * (Uh... just pretend that there are multiple Ender Dragons, mkay?)
 * I possess Mr. Pixelator's chair, then make it grow razor-sharp teeth and then it bites him. (GD Ghost's ghostly powers).
 * Ouch, that must really hurt.
 * I surround SnufflesTheDog with lots and lots of TF2 Spies, then make them all stab him at the same time. (SuperSpyChase's username).