Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20180806142152/@comment-29646689-20180809105124

The Warden gets up, missing all of his arms and every single armor plating on his body.

[Warden] Well, this didn't go well.

[Warden] Time to abandon ship.

[Warden] See you all in hell.

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The Warden then quickly moves towards a nearby teleporter, set in a hole in the ground.

But as he approached it, his fellow Super Tactical Droid (the friendly one, mind you) jumps up.

[Super Tac] Time to meet your doom.

[Warden] nooOOO-

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The Super Tac grabs his Electrostaff and sticks it into the Warden's chest. The resulting electrocution results in an explosion of bits.

404 jumps off of the X-70K and lands on the teleporter, next to the head of the Warden.

[404] in a Demoman accent Oh, they are gonna have to glue you back together, IN HELL!

Then the ARC Commando off to the side plays the TF2 theme on bagpipes.

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Then the head and one arm regains partial function for no more than 30 seconds.

[Warden] I might have lost....

[Warden] But you will not win either.

The single arm grabs a detonator from some pocket, and presses the button on it. A massive shockwave rips through the Arena.

[Warden] I have destroyed the Orbital Stabilizer. Now you will die as the Furnace falls into the Machine. My creation will never be yours!

[404] It wasn't yours to start with!

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Upcoming:

The elevator in the middle (untouched by battle) is working. The Teleporters aren't. Get in there and go UP to the Firing Platform. Someone arrange for Chrono's ship to land there to pick up everyone.

I have something to do afterwards.