Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20180423104620/@comment-25406802-20180503211705

I tape the expressionless emoji towards you. That way, you dont have much emotion. - I am being attacked by cookie cutters with the plades being the sie of large pizzas. The gandles are robotically automated and us trying to slice my head off horizontally.

I've been heartbroken. Please mend me.