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...but then the Pixel Pearl gets out, and the laptop deploys and reboots.

[Aggron] ?!

Filly crawls out of the laptop with a bunch of broken wires, then bumps the laptop.

[Filly] Alright, let's see the result...

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''The screen glitches out. Then shows''

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FIRING.

A peculiar explosion sound revs up then a sonic boom is heard.

[Filly] ...ohno...

[Aggron] ?

[Filly] That's gonna make the Earth's volcanic activity shoot up.

[Aggron] So?

[Filly] They've got time to evacuate. But in a bit Earth is just gonna be a floating cluster of magma.

[Aggron] !!!!!

Crysta comes in.

[Crysta] No way

[Filly] It's true.

[Aggron] ... ...

[Filly] Aggron? You OK?

[Aggron] ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

''Aggron grabs Pixelcat, the Pixel Pearl, and the Pixel Laptop, and slams them together. Multiple times. To the point where the Pearl and Laptop suffer insanely heavy damage and Pixelcat's covered in bruises.''

''And then Aggron finishes the job, breaking the laptop and Pearl in the process. He dumps them out of the ship in the nearest trash compactor.''

[Aggron] ...that's what you get for dooming a planet like that.

[Filly] Aggron...

[Aggron] ...it's gone. Earth's going.

Filly makes the light chains stronger, then they move out.

''They exit the ISS, and leave Pixelcat on the floor. Filly chains him to said floor.''

[Filly] There's no point dawdling anymore.

[Crysta] But you'll

[Filly] My injuries stem from Sparky, remember?

[Aggron] Then... let's move.