Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-37631542-20181126125349/@comment-26877467-20181130024135

Rhombulus (Btd456Creeper) shouts the incantation "VEEYOO SAURS" to summon pot. A flower pot materializes out of thin air, filled with cannabis.

404 found (404 found) dances like a madman for 13.7 seconds. He accidentally kicks over one of N/A (XXPhoenix888)'s water bottles. Specifically, water bottle #11. ( +1 anger ) N/A (XXPhoenix888) shrieks at 404 found (404 found) and chases after his sacred bottle.

??? (Oiniteoderfla12) approaches Rhombulus (Btd456Creeper) and N/A (XXPhoenix888). He slowly utters, "Hey guys, I got some... Really dank memes to show you..." ??? (Oiniteoderfla12) pulls open his trench coat. Stashed inside are some really dank memes. "You wanna look?"

??? 3 (EndermanR169) eats the moon. The moon is gone. It tasted like something you'd find in the dairy aisle. ( +400000000 well fed )

XXPhoenix888 gazes over towards '''??? 2''' and flips a highlighter while doing so. ROLL TO FLIP

17! You flip the highlighter! ( +1 light control ) The figure on the horizon appears to be holding a shield, divided into 8 parts. Although the shield is rather bulgy...

404 found (404 found) fools the others into thinking that he poofed out of existence, but he actually just cloaked himself under a cloaking veil of cloak-smelling cloaky invisibility cloak.

Supreme Gaston Calamitas (Acer of Dragons) begins to hit yeets across the entire battlefield, creating large craters. One by one, the yeets destroy every entity on the battlefield, exploding each one into a geyser of innards. Supreme Gaston Calamitas (Acer of Dragons), in a final blow, consumes all in a, and I quote, "dabalicious blast of dank memes." But 404 found (404 found) got away...

Supreme Gaston Calamitas (Acer of Dragons) begins a victory cry, sung in Wingdings. "B︎E︎C︎A︎U︎S︎E︎ N︎O︎ O︎N︎E︎ Y︎E︎E︎T︎S︎ L︎I︎KE︎ G︎A︎S︎T︎O︎N︎,︎ N︎O︎ O︎N︎E︎ S︎KR︎E︎E︎T︎S︎ L︎I︎KE︎ G︎A︎S︎T︎O︎N︎,︎ N︎O︎B︎O︎D︎Y︎ V︎I︎C︎I︎O︎U︎S︎L︎Y︎ B︎E︎A︎T︎S︎ T︎H︎E︎I︎R︎ B︎I︎G︎ M︎E︎A︎T︎ L︎I︎KE︎ G︎A︎S︎T︎O︎N︎.︎"

The @Intergalactic_Empire#8205 gets pinged and is doing an unspecified activity.

A miniature core ship (a sphere 200m across) lands next to 404 found (404 found). Or, at least, its pilot tries to. It lands somewhat far away from 404 found (404 found) since he's invisible.

Supreme Gaston Calamitas (Acer of Dragons) then does an incantation to summon Biggie Cheese. "👌😂🔥💯💩" Biggie Cheese emerges from the ground. "YO WADDUP IT'S BIGGIE CHEESE" Biggie Cheese hits the nae nae on ALL the haters, claiming the #1 victory royale. This upsets Supreme Gaston Calamitas (Acer of Dragons), since he should get the #1 victory royale. He did all the work hitting yeets everywhere!

Supreme Gaston Calamitas (Acer of Dragons), in a frenzied rage, slices everyone in half with his Sharpness IV Diamond Sword. Biggie Cheese is no more. 404 found (404 found) is still alive, hiding in fear of what power he beholds.

Supreme Gaston Calamitas (Acer of Dragons) summons Thanos Thanos (no relation to Thanos Thanos Thanos). Thanos Thanos is exactly like Thanos except that he kills half the universe backwards.

Supreme Gaston Calamitas (Acer of Dragons) attends medical school and receives a PhD and his medical license. He then does surgery on a patient named "Thanos Fruit", who happens to be a grape. Thanos Fruit has had a phobia of doctors ever since he was a wee flower. Thanos Fruit wakes early and flees from the surgery table mid-surgery to Thanos Thanos, but dies halfway there. Thanos Thanos is outraged and snaps his fingers. Thanos Fruit! ROLL TO REVIVE

3! Thanos Fruit remains dead.

Skywynne (Alu Card 9999)! ROLL TO REVIVE

19! You live!

Rhombulus (Btd456Creeper)! ROLL TO REVIVE

13! You live!

N/A (XXPhoenix888)! ROLL TO REVIVE

15! You live!

??? (Oiniteoderfla12)! ROLL TO REVIVE

12! You live!

??? 2! ROLL TO REVIVE

3! The mysterious man on the horizon remains yeeted.

??? 3 (EndermanR169)! ROLL TO REVIVE

1! You remain yeeted. Your last meal was the moon itself.

The Intergalactic Empire gets half of its fallen troops back, but since the Rebel Alliance had more fallen members, they get a better proportional gain.

Suddenly, a voice speaks down from the sky, dispensing wisdom. "Alu Card, you should have hosted the game yourself."

Queen Moon (TimewornKaiju) attempts to destroy the planet but is quite disappointed to find that the moon had been eaten. What is she going to be queen over now?!

N/A (XXPhoenix888) uses their Scroll of Orientation to flip Queen of something just give me a minute (TimewornKaiju) onto Dr. Supreme Gaston Calamitas (Acer of Dragons). Not only are they now rotated towards each other, but their sexual orientations have now been changed to bring them towards each other as well.

Dr. Supreme Gaston Calamitas (Acer of Dragons) uses a NO U, to undo N/A (XXPhoenix888)'s Scroll of Orientation and deflect it back towards N/A (XXPhoenix888). The person nearest N/A (XXPhoenix888) is Rhombulus (Btd456Creeper) so the two of them are now rotated toward each other and have their sexual orientations changed.

??? 3 (EndermanR169) yells the fifth vowel a lot from beyond the grave. He then imitates DECtalk.

Rhombulus (Btd456Creeper), in response to the effect of the Scroll of Orientation, says,

"what

the

heck"

404 found (404 found) commits roger roger and deletes exactly half of his core ship. Now it's a semisphere of radius 100m.

Recoome (Aggron... Just Aggron) materializes, confusedly looks around a bit, and summons Steak Guy.

N/A (XXPhoenix888) flips a golf tee 15 times. ROLL 15 TIMES TO FLIP

9 - 20 - 11 - 19 - 4 - 8 - 8 - 5 - 7 - 19 - 3 - 2 - 10 - 8 - 18! He gets the first 7 consecutively, casting a level 7 T-spell. ( +7 control of the letter "T" )

Dr. Supreme Gaston Calamitas (Acer of Dragons) did the thing that caused a thing to happen. "OH NOES" said The Thing, but The Thing's breath was so horrible-smelling that everyone died.

However, Shenron Shenronned a Shenron, reviving everyone only to give them all Stage 4 dysentery. Dr. Supreme Gaston Calamitas (Acer of Dragons) informs everyone that their illness is terminal.

N/A (XXPhoenix888) screeches, "ITS FLIP TIME YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH" They drop kick a bottle to try to get it to land on it's cap. ROLL TO KICK

5! The bottle does not land on it's cap.

Recoome (Aggron... Just Aggron) summons the following:
 * Molten Freddy
 * Lazuli the Glaceon
 * Dr. Kahl's Robot
 * Papyrus
 * Invader Zim
 * A carton of Eggnog
 * Gumball Watterson

"OH BOY I AM DOING A THING" shouts Dr. Supreme Gaston Calamitas (Acer of Dragons) as he yeets on them creepers, nae naes on them villagers, and dabs on them endermans, including '''??? 3 (EndermanR169)'''. I'm sorry '''??? 3 (EndermanR169)''', but you've been dabbed on and are now dead. The sheer dankness of these memez gave Dr. Supreme Gaston Calamitas (Acer of Dragons) an epiphany. He understands. He now kno de wae. With one loud and hearty incantation, Dr. Supreme Gaston Calamitas (Acer of Dragons) smacks his face and exclaims, "SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!" The last word of the incantation reverberates for several seconds afterwards throughout the battlefield. Suddenly, without warning, a shockwave of spaghet emanates from Dr. Supreme Gaston Calamitas (Acer of Dragons), causing everyone to stop hanging 10 and totally wipe out, dude!

After getting back up, Recoome (Aggron... Just Aggron) marches. To nowhere in particular.

Dr. Supreme Gaston Calamitas (Acer of Dragons) requests approval for his actions, and then mourns the death of '''??? 3 (EndermanR169)''' by engaging in sexual acts with an Amazon. ( +15 grief, +10 pleasure )

404 found (404 found) orders the remaining half of his Core Ship to begin dispensing Eggnog onto the ground. A waterfall of eggnog blasts from the ship.

Supreme Gaston Calamitas (Acer of Dragons) links to a youtube video that is lost through Wingdings, and makes 404 found (404 found) not appear on my screen.

Construction complete.

The Core Ship has finished manufacturing the first wave of battle droids. The army's whole purpose is to encase the planet in eggnog.

Dr. Supreme Gaston Calamitas (Acer of Dragons) summons Harambe. Harambe runs around, and grabs everyone, dragging them across the ground. No one dies. Everyone takes 10 DMG. Now that's a lotta damage! Since Supreme Gaston Calamitas (Acer of Dragons) is a doctor, he's going to cash in on this. His business has you pay outside.

Dr. Supreme Gaston Calamitas (Acer of Dragons) drinks a glass of eggnog. ( -1 thirst ) The eggnog is enchanted and transforms Dr. Supreme Gaston Calamitas (Acer of Dragons) into Josef Stalin! Dr. Supreme Gaston Calamitas turned into Josef Stalin (Acer of Dragons) default dances over the millions of starving communists in his nation. Then, with his newfound abilities, Dr. Supreme Gaston Calamitas turned into Josef Stalin (Acer of Dragons), everyone else in the battlefield begins to feel very hungry. ( +15 hunger )

Dr. Supreme Gaston Calamitas turned into Josef Stalin (Acer of Dragons) points towards the feet of The Thing, yelling, "WHAT ARE THOOSE" while doing another thing. Suddenly, he froze. "Oh noes" exclaims Dr. Supreme Gaston Calamitas turned into Josef Stalin (Acer of Dragons). "i forgot to hit the yeet" and so he hit the yeet yet again. What a guy.

World
Skywynne (Alu Card 9999) Rhombulus (Btd456Creeper) Himself (404 found) N/A (XXPhoenix888) ??? (Oiniteoderfla12) ??? 3 (EndermanR169) Dr. Supreme Gaston Calamitas (Acer of Dragons) Queen of something just give me a minute Recoome (Aggron... Just Aggron) ??? 2 Biggie Cheese Thanos Thanos Thanos Fruit Steak Guy The Thing Shenron Molten Freddy Lazuli the Glaceon Dr. Kahl's Robot Papyrus Invader Zim A carton of Eggnog
 * Terminal dysentery
 * -10 HP
 * +15 hunger
 * Munificent Frigates Pastry
 * -4 HP
 * -4 Morality
 * +4 Happiness
 * Two of ??? (Oiniteoderfla12)'s legs
 * Cannabis flower pot
 * Sexually attracted to N/A (XXPhoenix888)
 * Terminal dysentery
 * +15 hunger
 * Invisible
 * Miniature Core Ship
 * Well, half of it
 * Generating sea of eggnogs
 * Terminal dysentery
 * -10 HP
 * +15 hunger
 * +5 Hydrokinesis
 * Enchanted Golden Water Bottle
 * Knocks back enemies and slices things on a disk up to 2 meters away when flipped.
 * +10 HP when drank
 * Bottle #1
 * Bottle #2
 * Bottle #3
 * Bottle #4
 * Bottle #5
 * Bottle #6
 * Bottle #7
 * Bottle #8
 * Bottle #9
 * Bottle #10
 * Bottle #11
 * Bottle #12
 * Bottle #13
 * Bottle #14
 * Highlighter
 * +1 light control
 * Sexually attracted to Rhombulus (Btd456Creeper)
 * +7 control of the letter "T"
 * Terminal dysentery
 * -10 HP
 * +15 hunger
 * -7.25 legs
 * Really dank memes hidden in trenchcoat
 * Terminal dysentery
 * -10 HP
 * +15 hunger
 * Dead
 * +399999985 well fed
 * Terminal dysentery
 * Terminal dysentery
 * Knos de wae
 * +15 grief
 * +10 pleasure
 * -1 thirst
 * Terminal dysentery
 * -10 HP
 * +15 hunger
 * Terminal dysentery
 * Marching
 * -10 HP
 * +15 hunger
 * On the horizon
 * Foreboding
 * Probably just a guy selling umbrellas
 * Terminal dysentery
 * -10 HP
 * +15 hunger
 * Terminal dysentery
 * -10 HP
 * +15 hunger
 * +20 grief
 * +20 joy
 * Terminal dysentery
 * -10 HP
 * +15 hunger
 * Terminal dysentery
 * -10 HP
 * +15 hunger
 * Terminal dysentery
 * -10 HP
 * +15 hunger
 * Really bad breath
 * Terminal dysentery
 * -10 HP
 * +15 hunger
 * Has a Shenron
 * Terminal dysentery
 * -10 HP
 * +15 hunger
 * -10 HP
 * +15 hunger
 * -10 HP
 * +15 hunger
 * -10 HP
 * +15 hunger
 * -10 HP
 * +15 hunger
 * -10 HP
 * +15 hunger

Gumball Watterson Eggnog Lake
 * -10 HP
 * +15 hunger

Eggnog Fleet 1 Harambe
 * Throwing eggnog everywhere
 * +15 hunger

Egg nog yum