Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26073440-20180915165030/@comment-27121914-20180923091353


 * 1) Be a god.
 * 2) Create a gigantic void bubble.
 * 3) Fill it with gaseous matter.
 * 4) Concentrate the gases into giant spheres around the universe and set them on fire, thus creating suns/stars.
 * 5) Create irregularly-shaped space rocks and smash them together, creating giant balls of solid matter.
 * 6) Add water on said balls, which are now known as "planets".
 * 7) Add breathable gas into the planets.
 * 8) Let there be life. First comes microorganisms, then plant life on the land. Then, animal life.
 * 9) Let there be sapient life!
 * 10) Have the sapient life be civilized enough to become spacefaring empires.
 * 11) And then a member of the sapient life who turns out to be an absolute madman picks up a metallic glove and destroys half of your universe.
 * 12) my face when


 * Barney the Dinosaur.