Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28122105-20160605141647

You are all out of cereal. Your neighbor has just gone out, leaving a perfectly good bowl of cereal on his table. Be warned, though - Before he left, he set up a VERY heavy defense system in case anyone tries to take his cereal. What will you do?

Instructions
Try to steal the cereal, in any way you can think of. However, actually getting the cereal is extremely difficult. If you die OR if the cereal is destroyed, you lose and have to try again.

Your ultimate goal is to eat the cereal.

Example
Random Guy 1: I sneak into the house with epic ninja skillz and take the cereal.

Me: The turrets detect and shoot you instantly. GAME OVER!

Random Guy 2: I nuke the house. Since nothing is there, I just take the cereal.

Me: Do you think a bowl of cereal can withstand a nuclear blast? GAME OVER!

Taken from PVZ Wiki. 