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'''[Adobe] Here. We are. Ready guys?  [Adobe] Let's go in- ''' [Oinite] Whatever that was, it doesn't sound good.
 * The team finally arrives at the entrance to the next battle room.
 * Everyone agrees in aproval.
 * The team hears a loud roar. A terrifyingly loud roar.

'''[Umbra] Well, I'm sure that we can defeat whatever monster is in there. Let's go!  [Chrono]''' B-Barney?
 * The team heads into the room, only to be greeted by a ginormous, purple T-Rex.
 * Battle engaged with Barney the Evilsaur!

Barney the Evilsaur
''RUN, KIDS!! BARNEY IS A T. REX, WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO BE A FLESH-EATING DINOSAUR! STAY AWAY FROM HIM AT ALL COSTS!'' Theme Song: Barney Theme Song
 * Brute force of a T. rex
 * Great jumping skills
 * Super strength
 * Superspeed
 * Skin as tough as diamond
 * Strange choice for a theme song for a flesh-eating dinosaur, to be honest.

[Chrono] Welp, there goes my childhood out the window. Charge! [Oinite] Guys, this dinosaur isn't any regular old dinosaur. He has really tough skin.
 * Red creates a fire vortex against Barney, followed by a barrage of fireballs.
 * Chrono transforms back into Dark Chrono and traps the dinosaur in a ball of darkness, but the dinosaur breaks out of it.
 * Umbra creates a Chaos Blast in front of Barney, launching them back. Aether slams them onto the floor with a summoned giant fly swatter.
 * Barney fights back by charging at Umbra and kicking her with sheer force. Then he grabs Adobe and Notch and hits them with each other, like a child playing with action figures.
 * Oinite launches himself up and tries to slash Barney's arms, but his war fan simply gets knocked out from his hands.

'[Notch] Well we need to *slam* do something about *slam* about it and *slam*'' destroy his skin! *slam* ''' [Chrono] It's just like the Nemean Lion. Tough skin and sharp claws. The myth says that Hercules killed the lion by either strangling it or shooting arrows into his unprotected mouth.
 * Dark Chrono returns back to normal Chrono.

[Red] That's it! We just need to either strangle him or shoot arrows into Barney's mouth.

[Beta] when will i get dialogue [Aether] OH FOR THE LOVE OF PETE 
 * Beta fires a stun beam at Barney, but it deflects off of the dinosaur, and stuns Aether, causing him to fall to the ground.

[Oinite] :hah: [Oderfla] fricc
 * Chrono transforms into Corrupted Chrono, enhancing his strength. He punches the dinosaur several times, but it seems that there is no effect.
 * Barney tosses Adobe and Notch away and picks up Chrono. Then he grabs Chrono's sword, and tosses it away, changing him back to normal. Then Barney swallows Chrono.
 * Oinite's jaw dropped. Red and Beta gasped to see what happened to Chrono. Umbra had just come back to see what happened, and she was stunned by surprise.