Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25764576-20170114143350/@comment-30759860-20170116014151

Thanks for this, Snuffles.

"Snuffles was sitting at his desk, in his room."

"Suddenly, without warning, Cookie entered."

"'Hey, there was something I wanted to talk to you about.' said Cookie."

"'What is i-'"

"But before Snuffles could finish his sentence, Cookie tugged on him."

"He pulled him right into his bed. Snuffles was directly under Cookie."

"'Cookie, what are doing?' Snuffles said. Cookie looked at him, put his arms under his back, and leaned down onto him."

"Snuffles couldn't speak. Then Cookie started pushing on him. He started to do it."

"Snuffles yelled in agony, 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'"

"Cookie kept on pushing. Finally, after what felt like an hour, Cookie stopped."

"'Is it over?' Snuffles whispered."

"Cookie just responded, 'Not for long.'"

THE END