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Another original fighter... another great being... '''how about a third one? '''


 * '''I clone myself and give Zerach Maxar the clone because I want to be a part of this.
 * Gravity forces me to the ground, but is harmless, since... Pokemon logic.
 * I hate teaming, but thanks for the free healing, which gives my legs and right hand back. I take some of the tears for myself and send the rest to a lab for analysis... speaking of which, the main attraction is about to begin.

''' Time for some fun ... '''

The Philosopher's Stone (according to Blueeyedrat) has been formed!
 * The zirconium fuses with itself and a bit of hydrogen to create:
 * Element Theta
 * Element Omega
 * Element Sigma
 * Element Delta
 * The carbon dioxide in the air is split apart. The carbon is bonded with the superheavy elements.
 * The MLG Formula is returned back to me in a form where its explosion of a billion suns takes the form of a useable energy... I pour it onto the Philosopher's Stone.

And lastly... *I stand in the giant hole in Gorgathar's corpse, grab onto him and the ice plating, and use the Enhanced Philosopher's Stone .

This process creates a beast so powerful that I have no choice but to give you guys the first attack...

   Dark Side   The Forbidden Alchemist

(And yes, I know that this is the first appearance of this thing ever, and so it can't really be "forbidden." I don't care, it still sounds cool.)

As for its appearance and what it can do? Well, first, imagine a dark form of Gorgathar. And I mean REALLY dark. It also is triple the size (for those of you keeping count, that's three Empire State Buildings or about 13 largest ever blue whale lengths), can survive in air AND water, and has THOUSANDS of tentacles, which can be used for walking. Then give it all of my powers, amplified with the force of a billion suns, and the original eight tentacles ALL have waldoes. Also, the entire thing has armor made of unmelting ice.

Oh, and it can fly. Have fun!