Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26336673-20171104170921/@comment-24286619-20171117080323

​[Snuffles]​ Oh, hello there Sparky. How did your door go?

[Sparky]​ I went inside a video game and gave Mister a copy of said video game. Also discovered a plothole.

[Snuffles]​ ...We have no idea what you are talking about-

[G-1000]​ THE RUBY. GIVE IT TO ME.

[Sparky]​ What- You aren't betraying us, are you?

[G-1000]​ NO. GIVE ME THE PHANTOM RUBY.

[Sparky]​ And what do you plan to do with it? Make some giant distorted clones of yourself?

[G-1000]​ DIRECTIVE 150817: DESTROY THE PHANTOM RUBY.

[Sparky]​ ​Over my dead body!

* ''​Sparky and G-1000 leap into a brawl, with no punches withheld. To start, G-1000 launches a few gears at Sparky at max velocity, before getting Knuckle Punched by Sparky. G-1000 recovers, and retaliates by throwing Sparky into the walls of the dimensional dungeon, but Sparky quickly recovers and quickly fires multiple rounds from Sasha. G-1000 shrugs the event off like it was nothing, and pins Sparky against the wall- but he is quickly thrown from the wall and into another wall by Sparky. The fight continues on for a while, with the victor eventually being...'' *