Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27773653-20160319160631/@comment-26884827-20160330153740

8 jugs of motor oil

A toy dinosaur

All of your shopping carts. :P

Cashier: Riddle, what now! You're being crazy! Don't shop here anymore!

Me: But, I want to. ;-;

Cashier: Ok..... Security!

Me: *grabs items and runs away.