Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25358024-20151130174123/@comment-26317392-20151202205701

I feed Nicki Minaj Mtn Dew bought from the vending machine, and with her might, she tortures all players with my log.

A megaphone somehow finds its way into the vending machine. I smash the screen of the machine, and I get the megaphone out. I get Nicki Minaj to scream her songs into the megaphone, just to torture everybody that little bit more.

I quickly go to buy a pack of matches. When I come back, I hypnotise everybody, except for Nicki Minaj, and I put them into a deep sleep. While they are sleeping, I light the match beside them.