Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20170727161434/@comment-24286619-20170729203937

TimewornKaiju wrote:

Assault of the Sky Jungle

 * (My goal for this invasion is to retrieve some Egeran DNA, in order to revive them to add them to my enslaved army. If there are still Egeran DNA in here, then I bet it's in the Capital).
 * Also, SIS Conqueror is so enormous that it won't fit in the Sky Jungle's Outer Shield. Instead, it's gonna deploy entities to attack the Island.
 * "There are 25 islands to destroy in the outer ring."
 * I roll a dice to determine how many islands I'm going to attack at the same time. (Attacking all 25 at once would be a pain to counteract).
 * 6 islands are going to be attacked!
 * Island number - Invader(s).
 * Island 1 - Uranian Destructor.
 * (A Uranium Golem with radiation-related abilities).
 * The Uranian Destructor is sent to annihilate Island 1!
 * The Uranian Destructor shoots Gamma Beams at the island's defenses.
 * And then he simply nuke Island 1. It's the only way to be sure.
 * Island 2 - Venusian Incinerator.
 * (An Infernal Dragon with the ability to manipulate Hellfire, which will ignore laws of physics that regular fire is supposed to obey).
 * The Venusian Incinerator is sent to burn Island 2!
 * The Venusian Incinerator sets this entire island on Hellfire, which will burn water, objects that are on fire, and objects that are supposed to be fireproof. As a result, this island will be completely turned into dust! (Hint: Why is it called "Hellfire"?; What is it weak against?)
 * Island 3 - The Evolver .
 * (Sweg Dragon's clone. Can adapts to something after experiencing it once, but will still take damage if it hurts him).
 * The Evolver  is sent to destroy Island 3!
 * The Evolver summons a black hole to destroy the entirety of Island 3, except things that are outside of the island's radius.
 * Island 4 - Ionian Executioner
 * (A female demon from one of Jupiter's moons known as Io. She wears obsidian armor. She can cause eruptions and earthquakes by stomping. For close combat, she has retractable demonic claws, which are made of unknown, non-metallic elements that can only be found in Hell).
 * The Ionian Executioner is sent to destroy Island 4!
 * The Ionian Executioner devastates the island with an earthquake, creating several fault lines that split the island into several chunks. The chunks of Island 4 that were split from the main body may or may not fall to the ground.
 * Island 5 - Europan Knight
 * (A fish woman from Europa best described as an Undyne ripoff. She wears adamantite armor. Her main attack is throwing energy spears. She can regenerate if it's raining, or when she's submerged in water).
 * The Europan Knight is sent to destroy Island 5!
 * The Europan Knight stabs Island 5 with a Disintegrator Spear, which proceeds to disintegrate a portion of the island!
 * Island 6 - Callistoan Bomber
 * (A gaseous humanoid from Callisto who's made of carbon dioxide. Her presence pollutes the air around her. Her main power is Force Choke. Her weapons are various types of bombs. Cluster bombs, C4, disguised bombs, elemental bombs, etc.)
 * The Callistoan Bomber is sent to bomb Island 6!
 * The Callistoan Bomber summons robot dogs that look like the Annoying Dog from Undertale. They run around all over the island, and after a while, they explode with the force of a TNT block!

Islands 1, 3 and 6 are REKT!

​The Zorblaghs cure my condition.

I quickly Void Door back to Island 2, turn into my new-found Glowing form, and cast a radiant light over the island, putting out the Hellfire and weakining the Venusian Incinerator.

Additionally, Island 4, now being highly fragmented, falls to the ground.

It's not REKT as such, but it might as well be...

If it weren't for the fact that the 7th chunk of Island 4 still has its weapons online.

(As G-1000)

Shouting virus contained. Tone of voice restored.

Scanning Islands...

Enemy identity: Europan Knight

Activating Bass Cannon...

Bass Cannon activation successful. Europan Knight is no longer present on Island 5.