Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28122105-20170617204217/@comment-27121914-20170708110659


 * Greetings.
 * So, you're Type: Sparky, the Defier of Logic.
 * I saw your fight with SuperSpyChase, the Barrier Warrior. But it isn't a pretty battle, since Chase was  TRIGGERED  by your defiance of logic.
 * Well, looks like reality is out to lunch today.
 * The floor is turning into spaghetti, the elevator is falling to Hell at lightspeed. Plus, it's raining blood. In a goddamn elevator.
 * Look at what defying logic can do; it can create weird phenomena like this, and oh boy, giant spiders with snakes for legs are emerging from the walls right now!
 * ...welp, screw this. I'm outta here!
 * [teleports away]