Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20180523015504/@comment-26877467-20180601005648

I spend the next 50 years carefully inspecting every square centimeter on Tattoine. I still don't find you. So I spend the next three centuries scooping sand all over Tattoine to eventually find you buried underneath a grain or two of sand.

I am in a car with infinite fuel. I drive nonstop around the entire planet with the doors locked.