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rip in double ninja

i fused both and added more

A 42,420,133,721 picometer wide 99.9961506661312-pound #E90216 ball made of gold with rapidly flashing blue stripes perpendicular to each other with a white glow coming out of a rounded square hole on the back emitting a rainbow trail made mostly of red, orange, yellow, lime, cyan, blue, magenta and purple, with each being at an equal amount and parallel to each other while the colors are congruent in width, but also being 1.2345678901% gray. The ball rolls at 24.87 mph and turns 96.68521 degrees left every 23.76110023 seconds during the summer. Every 12.10572947 seconds, a stream of fire is released from the rounded square hole. The fire is purple, with a pinkish glow and grey tint, and it extends 1.748135 feet out from the hole. The fire burns at 48 degrees. The ball identifies itself as an apache helicopter, which is likely due to its unique mental illness, corcoranophilia, a symptom of a disease caused by a prion. The ball contains a white dodecahedron. It also smells like cream cheese opened for 5 days and emits waves at the 24.99989689gHz frequency every 1.2856719 planck seconds.