Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20181027031909/@comment-24314595-20181109004025

16bitcat: My... My mech... Strike Unit... It's busted!

Endercat: Do not fret, for I have a solution.

16bitcat: And that is...?

(Endercat pulls out a toolbox)

Ender: Pixel, any ideas on how to defeat Sara?

Pixelcat: Not that I am aware of. I can try throwing some clingers, maybe?

(Pixelcat throws a few clingers onto Sara, but Sara takes them off and throws them onto the wall)

Pixelcat: Welp.

Ender: If only there was a formula for success we could think of...

(Pixelcat stares into the distance. The word "formula" echoes in his head)

(Pixelcat immediately releases the gas out of a stink bomb container)

Ender: ???

(Pixelcat takes out a camera, a dorito, a 🅱️, an air horn, and a bottle of mountain dew)

Ender: What are you...?

Pixelcat: Just wait.

(Pixelcat shoves the dorito, mountain dew, and the emoji into the stink bomb container)

Ender: This uh... seems irrational.

(Pixelcat takes a picture of it with the camera and shoves the printed picture into the airhorn)

Ender: HOLY CRAP I JUST REALIZED WHAT YOU'RE DOING

(Pixelcat blows the airhorn and a vial of glowing liquid pops out)

(Pixelcat drinks the serum)

Ender: Did you just make...?

Pixelcat: '''Yes. Yes I have.'''

EXTREME MEMELORD PIXELCAT HAS FINALLY AWOKEN!!!

Pixelcat: DIE.

(Pixelcat fires a dorito laser at Sara)