Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26955166-20161009231348/@comment-27080660-20161017233001

The 81st pig built his house out of peanuts, knowing that the wolf was allergic to them.

The wolf had an allergic reaction where his throat got clogged, and died. Afterwards, the pig was arrested and tried for manslaughter/1st degree murder. The pig was proven guilty and sentenced to 24 years in jail. Once in jail, the pig's abusive cellmate Tyrone beat the pig to death and threw his dead body outside to get rid of the evidence, where the wolf's cousins found the body and took it back home to roast over a fire.