Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20181012011537/@comment-26939599-20181027010414

[Slayer]: "I need to call my assistant operator guys, a living chest with a phone! Be right back!"

I pull out my phone and call out my operator, who's with me on the phone.

[Slayer]: "Mate! ...I need help... I just said I NEED HELP HERE, WHAT TO DO ABOUT THIS THING?! Kill it? With WHAT, WOMAN?!"

A package appears to next to me, it's full of black napalm tanks and fire bombs.

[Slayer]: "... With fire?" Alright, this is what I'm going to do. I am going to kill this HECKIN' KRAKKEN WITH FIRE!"

I put my phone back, pull out an Assault Flamethrower and load it with black napalm. I blast the Krakken with fire.