Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26822753-20180504221830/@comment-26877467-20180507021433

Seeing as I don't have infinite money, I won't buy everything.

The limit of an undefined point on a graph can be positive infinity or negative infinity (and several other complex numbers). So, for the chance of recieving infinite cash with negative infinity, I will buy something. If I end up having to pay positive infinity, then I'll run from the cops. They'll never catch me alive. But if I have to pay both negative infinity and postitive infinity, then that would be ∞-∞ which is indeterminate. So I'll have to pay an indeterminate amount of money, which could be any number or any infinity.

I will buy nothing for freesince I can then resell it for ten dollars.

An extra arm (1 arm, does not have to be your own)

A pet rock (a rock)

A degree in rocket science (both of your kidneys and your liver)