Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20180423104620/@comment-26877467-20180501165750

Psh. Only 23:00? That's NOTHIN'!

I shoot you with a tranqulizer dart. If that doesn't work, I ask if you'll let me knock you out. When I inevitably fail, I play some white noise.

I am bound to a talbe and being cut in half by a laser beam.