Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26822753-20171109173643/@comment-27080660-20171115153332

'Your plot twists are meaningless, Steven. All that you have fought for will be lost in the infinite abyss!'

Steven/TimewornKaiju

 * Immediately, I barrage Steven, and every entity he controls, with an endless burst of light pellets. These do almost no damage, but they'll continue breaking regular shields. For all of eternity.
 * Praetorian #1 opens fire on the second Profaned Guardian. However, the hydro vortex missiles are abruptly stopped by Providence  herself, who grabs them using Profaned Energy Tentacles:  Large, infernal tentacles made of pure, uncontrollable profaned energy and charred ore shards. She launches them straight back at the first Praetorian.
 * However, Praetorian #2 is able to successfully dispatch the healing Profaned Guardian,  due to the Murasamas dealing MASSIVE damage at close range.
 * 2 guardians down, one to go.
 * The remaining Profaned Guardian,  the one specializing in defense, uses its incredibly thick outer shell to ram into and stun Ares.
 * While he's (Hopefully), stunned, Providence  uses her Profaned Energy Tentacles  to grab both Praetorians, and smash Ares in between the 2 repeatedly. She also adds in some extra Profaned Flames for extra damage. (No, Sparky, you can't firebend profaned energy.)
 * Providence  swiftly retracts into her shell to avoid most of the black hole's damage. Some of the crushing force still gets through and does minor damage, though.
 * The Devourer of Thots  uses its own lasers to counter the Crusher Barriers, but it's completely defenseless against the Spheres of Destruction!
 * Well, until...
 * SWAP!
 * Suddenly, the Devourer of Gods  and Providence      swap places, and engage different entities! As she gains her power from solar energy, Providence  swiftly absorbs the red-hot spheres of destruction, and uses them to increase her attack power! This also protects the Devourer of Thots    in the process!
 * Providence  immediately launches massive solar flares directly at the metal menace, which, as it IS metal, should begin to slowly melt it into nothing but a pool of sadness.
 * Meanwhile, the <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px grey, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px black">Devourer of Gods  engages the God of War. The cosmic worm immediately grabs Ares in its massive jaws and attempts to grind him into pieces, while on the side, firing laser walls at the Praetorians. 
 * The Devourer finishes by smacking Ares away with its massive, spiked tail, before swapping back and resuming its attack on the Darkmetal Overlord.
 * The <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px grey, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px black">Devourer of Gods  continues ramming the Darkmetal Overlord, while assaulting it with Draconic Blades.
 * Lastly, <span style="color:brown;text-shadow:0 0 1px brown, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px green">Yharon,  having been electrocuted by the Lord of Lightning, creates fake dopplegangers of itself that ram the massive dragon from all sides! As these aren't actually <span style="color:brown;text-shadow:0 0 1px brown, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px green">Yharon,  the real dragon takes no damage from the direct contact.
 * Finally, <span style="color:brown;text-shadow:0 0 1px brown, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px green">Yharon  uses its Flarenadoes to continue striking away at the chains.
 * 2 Mini-Birb swarms also barrage the chains, as that's how many birbs died this turn from the Electric Spheres.
 * The single remaining Big Birb also rams into the chains.
 * If the weak spot's been revealed, <span style="color:brown;text-shadow:0 0 1px brown, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px green">Yharon  fires a Touhou Spiral of massive flame orbs at its head. If not, it continues firing at the chains.
 * I'm declaring Sparky's firebending abilities Null and Void on <span style="color:brown;text-shadow:0 0 1px brown, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px green">Yharon,  as basically all of his attacks are fire-based.