Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27790518-20171027215634/@comment-27121914-20171107141151

List of Current Players and Entities

 * 1) TimewornKaiju, the Embodiment of Chaos and Destruction  (Eldritch Steven ) (Vlad's Armor , Shield of Evil : 73% HP) (Energy-Absorber API: 87% Integrity) (Anti-Friendly Fire API) (Critical Forcefield: 2/3) (Immune to forced teleportation by other entities)
 * 2) [REALITY-BOSS]  Darkceus, the Erased God (Darkrai + Arceus) (68% HP)
 * 3) [MIND-BOSS]  Darkmetal Sonic (77% HP)
 * 4) Svantechnical (Submachine Shotgun) (First Left Hand)
 * 5) Megafleet (Star-Powered Laser Cannon) (First Right Hand)
 * 6) Draconic Destruction (Second Left Hand)
 * 7) Red Sun (Second Right Hand)
 * 8) [TIME-BOSS]  Hastur the Unspeakable (87% HP) (Speak of the Devil: Gives Hastur an extra attack against the player who say "Hastur")
 * 9) [SPACE-BOSS]  The Lord of Lightning/The Ruined Dragon (Super Mario Odyssey)
 * 10) Sweg Dragon, the Draconic Core  (Assi-Limit API) (Holo-Forminator API) (Heatseeker API) (Healinator API) ( Red Gash:  Attack his weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!!)
 * 11) Supreme Calamitas
 * 12) Polterghast (Phase 3: Necroplasm)
 * 13) The Devourer of Gods
 * 14) Providence, the Profaned God (Defensive Mode)
 * 15) 404 found, the Fleet Admiral
 * 16) Imperial Fleet
 * 17) Sonar553, the Shadow of Darkness (Hex Shield)
 * 18) Patapon Airships
 * 19) Yumipons: Gyaba, Sabara and Mourissoo
 * 20) Uberheroes: Pingrek, Oohoroc, Tondenga
 * 21) 10 Cannons
 * 22) Pink Sheep (Attack Deflector Barrier)
 * 23) Brown Eevee
 * 24) Falco Maxime: Centcom & Various APIs
 * 25) 213 Urga Mstitels
 * 26) 253 M99A5 Silhouettes
 * 27) 1 Golden Urga Mstitel
 * 28) 1 Monumental Mecha-Dragon Mothership
 * 29) Cima Leon: Centcom & Various APIs
 * 30) 1 Monumental Mecha-Hydra Mothership
 * 31) Corda Dracon: Centcom & Various APIs
 * 32) 1 Monumental Mecha-Kraken Mothership
 * 33) Hexiron Fleet
 * 34) Hexiron Space Station
 * 35) Class C Battleship of Hexiron
 * 36) Bavarium Shielded S-557 Salvation, Class C Battleship of Hexiron
 * 37) eDEN Airship
 * 38) Cala Marity Ganon
 * 39) [SUPERBOSS] Ghirahim
 * 40) [SUPERBOSS] Scylla
 * 41) [SUPERBOSS] Christian Brutal Sniper
 * 42) [SUPERBOSS] Agni
 * 43) [REALITY-MINIBOSS] Shiroe
 * 44) [SUPERBOSS] M-29 Musashi
 * 45) Almighties
 * 46) [ALMIGHTY-BOSS] Thunder God Zeus
 * 47) [ALMIGHTY-BOSS] Anubis The Protector
 * 48) [ALMIGHTY-BOSS] Radiant Aphrodite
 * 49) [ALMIGHTY-BOSS] Shining Amaterasu
 * 50) [ALMIGHTY-BOSS] Splendid Ganesha
 * 51) [ALMIGHTY-BOSS] Wrathful Poseidon
 * 52) RiddleguyGO!
 * 53) The OPTIMA II Force Army
 * 54) 400 Astro/Plasma Beam Module wielding soldiers
 * 55) 600 Hitmen Bots
 * 56) 150 Special Forces
 * 57) 280 Ultra S.P.L.I.T XII wielding soldiers.
 * 58) Dragons
 * 59) Udriton
 * 60) Merinon
 * 61) Xeidelon
 * 62) 9 Dragon Keepers.
 * 63) OPTIMA II Force ship
 * 64) Alpha654
 * 65) Alpha
 * 66) Fishtopus
 * 67) Headolodon
 * 68) Type: Sparky
 * 69) Psychomaniac14
 * 70) Oiniteoderfla12
 * 71) SnufflesTheDog
 * 72) Ignotus Pervrell.exe
 * 73) EpicToast2005
 * 74) Geoplayer123
 * 75) Pizzaking161

Counteractions (Attacks that target everyone)

 * This is where I counter posts that say something like "I attack everyone with [ability]"
 * These actions tend to be unnoticed because finding them is kinda like finding a needle in a haystack. But I press Ctrl + F and type "every" to find all of them, and then I counter them. This way, I won't miss those actions because of an oversight.
 * Why did I make this section? Because they tend to appear somewhat more often on schooldays and other days when I'm busy.

ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST (EpicToast2005)

 * "I clone myself into 4 EpicToasts and start tackling everyone."
 * I push the 4 EpicToasts away with a Gravity Wave.
 * "After getting electrocuted, my tackles are more powerful than ever. I then electric-tackle everyone with my clones."
 * Does this look like you can take down a god with your simple tackles, mortal!?! 
 * The Energy-Absorber API proceeds to drain all the electricity from the EpicToast clones once they tackle me. API Integrity: 96%.
 * And then I push the EpicToast clones away with a Gravity Wave again. This Gravity Wave disappears rather quickly, though.
 * After that, I launch a barrage of Injustice Spears from my fingers at the EpicToast clones. Once they impale something, they'll drain blood or whatever life force they have from their victim. The spears will explode after draining enough blood or right after they're pulled out of their victims by any means, such as simply pulling it out or making it disappear/disintegrating it. So don't get hit by those spears at all!

Sonar553

 * "As for me, I start attacking EVERYONE with a Death Ray, 23 times at everyone."
 * I summon Destruction Blasters. They open their mouths and blast all Death Rays with Crimson Superlasers. Not only are these lasers really powerful on their own right, but the fact that they disintegrate anything that stands in their way for too long make them even more powerful.
 * "Oohoroc creates a METEOR SHOWER, which starts hitting everywhere! This also effects other users but i will have to make a seperate post for that."
 * Because putting an attack that hits every player inside a section that focuses on a specific player is obviously more likely to go unnoticed.
 * "Oohoroc uses METEORITE SHOWER on EVERYONE and not just the Airship. This affects all users.
 * Yep, you did that earlier.
 * "Oohoroc uses METEORITE SHOWER on EVERYONE and not just the Airship. This affects all users. Regardless, he is burned, and takes moderate damage."
 * Okay, okay, I have enough time to post again, and I'll counter it. But not before I combine all these three instances of Oohoroc's Meteor Shower and counter them all at once.
 * I create several Deathfields around me and my entities. It's a barrier that continuously expands. Touch it for even a little bit, and the objects that touch it will get disintegrated.
 * After the meteors have stopped raining from the sky, the Deathfields dissipate.

SANIC FANBOI IS BACK (Type: Sparky)

 * "I shoot lasers at everyone! Here's a check to see how in shape you all are!"
 * The Energy-Absorber API absorbs the lasers that are heading for me. API Integrity: 87%

Brown Eevee

 * "I easily dodge the laser and target everyone with Regeneration X2 Buff"
 * It takes several days, or a week, to finally kill one of my entities.
 * And it's a good thing for me since if they've lived for a fair amount of time, then I won't encounter a situation where I run out of ideas for their attacks. This is why entities that has an ability to get new powers such as The Great Leviathan are extremely versatile to me.
 * Plus, my health percentage doesn't really show anyway.
 * So, I refuse this buff. Sorry.
 * "I target TimewornKaiju with a High-Pain Tolerance Buff."
 * Sorry, I don't think I'll ever need it. That aside, this won't save me from my love allergy at all.

HIS SWAG IS OVER 9000- whoops, dead meme. (Sweg Dragon)

 * "Beginning to get a bit bored, so I'll just launch Off Waves at everyone in the raid to get them going again."
 * Okay, okay, Sweg. I'm still focusing my attacks on you.
 * I repel the Off Waves by releasing an omnidirectional Gravity Wave from my body. Just so you know, these waves can repel stasis rays, lasers, and other normally intangible things, too.

A cactus that's the king of pizzas? (Pizzaking161)

 * "i grab a nokia 3310 and keep hitting everywhere"
 * I teleport the Nokia 3310 out of Pizzaking's hand and into a black hole. Just because it's Made of Indestructium doesn't always mean it's immune to forced teleportation, young man.

SHADY O' DARKNESS (Sonar553)

 * "I use this attack on TimewornKaiju (WARNING: DEAD MEME)"
 * Well, what is it?
 * "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. [...]"
 * [gasp] IT'S THE ENTIRE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT!!
 * KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
 * I throw a Sphere of Destruction (miniature sun) at the entire Bee Movie script, incinerating it!
 * "Afterwards, I switch my attacks to Perilous Control, and start freely levitating Steven up in the air. After lifting, I throw a Fire Grenade underneath him, and then use my Perilous Control skills to THROW him back down at 9.8 metres per second squared. Not up, BUT DOWN."
 * I'm still Eldritch Steven. Meaning, my hand is as large as a planet (I'm Galactus-sized), so basic metres mean nothing to me.
 * Nevertheless, what you did seems like an incoming groin attack, I'd say.
 * "What can I say, you kids have me by the balls. Almost by the balls." - Sergeant Yates (AKA police chief), South Park: The Fractured But Whole
 * While Sonar is using Perilous Control (telekinesis by any other name), the Shield of Evil suddenly teleports under me, and then I stand on it. The Shield of Evil then launches a Gravity Wave downwards to push the Fire Grenade away!
 * The Fire Grenade was 3 times stronger due to the Critical Forcefield that Sonar put around me, so the Shield of Evil had to multiply the Gravity Wave's push strength by 3. 6 (original damage) x 3 = 18% damage! Shield of Evil's HP: 73%
 * "Before i shoot at Eevee, I send another box of chocolates with 27 hearts to TimewornKaiju. However there is a different process of what to do. I wonder if he will figure it out? 9 of chocolates are milk chocolate, 9 is orange, and 9 is caramel."
 * Before the box is opened, I quickly close my eyes. And then I activate the Mind Gem.
 * The Mind Gem gives me telepathy. I use that gem to suppress the knowledge that those chocolates are heart-shaped, but at the same time, I use that gem to know about the flavors of those chocolates.
 * Ugh! Math is that one subject that I always fail...
 * Or, if it's not math, then maybe it's something like a puzzle where you have to Solve the Soup Cans? (A bizarre puzzle that has nothing to do with anything relevant).
 * "Hint: If you do not eat it, you will end up taking numerous status effects and get weakened to death. But if you eat it, there is also a chance of death. You just have to eat it a certain way, numerically."
 * How should I know about it! It's like this math problem.
 * Anyway, I'll do it.
 * The initial letter of "caramel" is "c". C comes before "m" (milk chocolate) and "o" (orange)
 * So, I'll eat the caramel chocolates first, then the milk chocolates, and then the orange chocolates.
 * (If I fail this puzzle, can you please reveal the answer to me? Because this one is really confusing for me).

The Unholy Assault (vs. Sweg Dragon)

 * "Beginning to get a bit bored, so I'll just launch Off Waves at everyone in the raid to get them going again."
 * I repeat: I repel the Off Waves by releasing an omnidirectional Gravity Wave from my body. Just so you know, these waves can repel stasis rays, lasers, and other normally intangible things, too.
 * Anyway, seems like everyone was focused against other players. Alpha654 is focusing all his efforts to kill Sonar553's Pink Sheep. 404 found is commanding his troops to fight Sonar553's Patapons. Pizzaking161 is struggling to get a good fight. As for me, I'm commanding boss entities to fight your Terraria and Calamity Mod bosses.
 * So, in the end, it's not really a raid anymore (as of now), since the only major player who's in the "raid" is me.
 * "With the false Devourer having been destroyed, the Supreme Devourer transforms back into the normal Devourer of Gods."
 * Ah, well. Guess the presence of another Devourer no longer bother you anymore
 * "(Yes, this guy has the ability to assume the powers of what it eats.)"
 * YES! YES!
 * "(No, it won't summon its sentinels... Yet.)"
 * Ah, well. I guess he'll do it when he loses enough health?
 * "I'll counter Darkmetal Sonic's Blissful Bombadier with a Terraria weapon of my own; the Nuclear Fury. This ancient spell tome fires a series of deadly typhoon razorblades, infused with nuclear energy, at their target."
 * Well then.
 * "I'll launch a few rounds of these, which should hopefully explode the grenades midair and do extra damage to Darkmetal Sonic."
 * The Blissful Bombardiers' grenades got destroyed by the Nuclear Fury!
 * Darkmetal Sonic outruns the Nuclear Furies by flying at warp speed!
 * "Not gonna trash this one yet in case Steven decides to let me continue using it."
 * I'll allow it!
 * "Darkceus uses Black Hole Eclipse. Necroghast anchors itself to the ground in an attempt to resist the massive gravitational pull, using its hooks. It's able to avoid getting sucked in, but the rest of its shell gets torn off in the process!"
 * It doesn't have its armor anymore, does it?
 * "With all of its carapace having been ripped off, it reveals its true form-An ethereal, ectoplasmic insect! It's turned into a Necroplasm!"
 * Looks like it has just initiated Phase 3.
 * "Necroplasm fires its Phantom minions at the spears. They get destroyer, but they counter the spears as well."
 * Did you mean "destroyed"?
 * "Hassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssstur fires a massive maelstrom of attacks at Supreme Calamitas. Her shell begins to crack even more!"
 * 7.8/10 Too many "s"'s - IGN
 * "Suffering, she's unable to defend against the Unspeakable One's ultimate attack..."
 * [in M. Bison's voice] YES! YES!
 * "Suddenly, in a flash of blinding heat, something huge blocks the Wings Of Salvation, saving Supreme Calamitas!"
 * FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
 * "The Unspeakable One and this new entity are now stuck in the void of sunlight together..."
 * "It's only me and you, who is gonna save you now?" - Theme of Infinite, Sonic Forces
 * "The entity appears to be nothing but a small, rocky shard. But, in a burst of Unholy Insurgency, the core ignites! Massive chunks of rock begin forming around the core, before the entire thing takes shape! And, in a final, massive explosion of flames..."
 * What a wonderful sight!
 * "Providence, The Profaned God has awoken! As Providence literally lives within the sun, she should be able to subside in the void just fine."
 * "What's more suprising is that Providence is a "She". That makes her the hottest waifu.﻿ " - Lumiknight, Unholy Insurgency comment section
 * "Let's begin! Providence begins by launching unextinguishable Profaned Flames at the Unspeakable God. These can melt the flesh off nearly anything."
 * Hastur flaps his wings, creating powerful gusts of wind that blow the Profaned Flames away without extinguishing them.
 * "Next, she uses the runes scattered across her body to launch a platoon of Holy Blades at the Unspeakable One. These start off stationary, but quickly shoot off in the direction they're headed, smashing and cutting through their target."
 * Hastur absorbs the Holy Blades with his Slimy Tentacles and then he launches them away.
 * He got hit by a few Holy Blades, however. 87% HP remains!
 * "With that having been taken care of, Providence retreats into her shell, reducing damage taken by the next attack immensely."
 *  Looks like Hastur's tentacles reminded her of... something that she has seen enough of to know where that is going. 
 * "Having summoned so many powerful deities has, over time, taken its toll on my body. A large, glowing red gash appears on my chest..."
 * The Red Gash has appeared on the Draconic Core's chest! Attack his weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!!

Feral Amalgamation (Darkceus vs. Polterghast)

 * Darkceus  creates a Power Ring and sends a clone through it.
 * The <span style="color:yellow;text-shadow:0 0 1px yellow, 1px 1px 1px #FDFF00, 1px 1px 1px #FDFF00">Darkceus  clone flies into a wall, and bounces off the wall and into another planet. (Based on Sparky's SRB2 Bounce Ring)
 * Then the Darkceus clone bounces back from that planet at warp speed and then it hits a random spaceship.
 * That spaceship crashes into the planet where Darkceus and Polterghast are fighting on.
 * After that, the Darkceus clone ricochets from the spaceship and into the ocean.
 * And finally, the Darkceus clone bounces off the sea floor and then it's finally approaching Polterghast at last!
 * 6... 5... 4... 3... (Based on Sparky's SRB2 Grenade Ring)
 * The Darkceus clone misses the Polterghast and bounces off the ground for a little bit, but it's still very close to Polterghast.
 * 2... 1...
 * The Darkceus clone suddenly teleports into Polterghast and explodes into a wave of dark energy, damaging it! (Based on Sparky's SRB2 Rail Ring)

Scourge of the Universe (Darkmetal Sonic vs. The Devourer of Gods)

 * (Sonic Forces OST - VS. Metal Sonic (US ver.) Remix vs. DM DOKURO - Scourge of the Universe)
 * The 6 Darkmetal Sonic clones have vanished into thin air.
 * <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan">Darkmetal Sonic  blasts the Devourer of Gods with Svantechnical (Submachine Shotgun) and Megafleet (Star-Powered Laser Cannon) once again.
 * And then <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan">Darkmetal Sonic  grows a second pair of arms and equips Draconic Destruction with his second left hand and Red Sun with his second right hand.
 * After that, <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan">Darkmetal Sonic  attacks The Devourer of Gods' head with all 4 Calamity Mod weapons that I've mentioned.

Unholy Insurgency (Hastur the Unspeakable vs. Providence, the Profaned God)

 * <span style="color:orange;text-shadow:0 0 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px #E34234, 1px 1px 1px #E34234">Hastur  finds himself up against a new opponent that prevented him from finishing off his previous opponent, Supreme Calamitas.
 * <span style="color:orange;text-shadow:0 0 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px #E34234, 1px 1px 1px #E34234">Hastur  launches a barrage of Light Bullets at Providence, as an attempt to get her out of her shell.
 * If that didn't work, then <span style="color:orange;text-shadow:0 0 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px #E34234, 1px 1px 1px #E34234">Hastur  angrily stares at Providence and waits.

Oculus Extinctis (The Lord of Lightning vs. Supreme Calamitas)

 * The Space Gem resonates with spatial power...
 * A creature that looks like it belongs in a dark fantasy game has appeared in an otherwise cartoony world.
 * It is heavily implied that this thing destroyed the Ruined Kingdom of Crumbleden.
 * Behold...
 * <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px indigo, 1px 1px 1px indigo">The Ruined Dragon/The Lord of Lightning has awoken! 
 * (It's a realistic-looking dragon from Super Mario Odyssey. While Mario Wikis (both mariowiki.com and Mario Wikia) and TV Tropes prefer to call it "Ruined Dragon", unlike them, I prefer to call it "The Lord of Lightning").
 * (Also, I made it a boss that was summoned with the Space Gem because it looks out-of-place in a Mario game. In other words; it looks like it came from another world/dimension).
 * <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px indigo, 1px 1px 1px indigo">The Lord of Lightning  begins by launching a barrage of Subsuming Vortexes at Supreme Calamitas. (He has an attack where he breathes out a lightning bolt that creates electric sawblades that look similar to Razorblade Typhoon, AKA the weapon that Subsuming Vortex is based on).

Battle of Gods (TimewornKaiju vs. Sweg Dragon)

 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">HEE HEE HEE... 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">IT SEEMS THAT NO MATTER HOW STRONG YOU GET, YOUR POWER HAS A LIMIT AFTER ALL, UNLIKE ME. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">IT'S BEEN ONE YEAR SINCE YOU AND ME FOUGHT JOINED THIS FORUM GAME WHEN ROUND 1 WAS JUST CREATED. AND YOU'RE FINALLY LOSING AGAINST ME. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">Hehehehehehe... AAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 
 * <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">TREMBLE BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE RED DRAGON!! 
 * ...Just one attack this time.
 * I begin by charging the Infinity Gauntlet with the Power Gem and punches Sweg's chest with it at the speed of light. (Where his newly-formed weak spot, the Red Gash, is located).
 * I did this just to see how much damage it does, and how much does it hurts Sweg.
 * That's all for today, I'm going to sleep soon!
 * TimewornKaiju is fast asleep...