Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-7395353-20180826225908/@comment-29646689-20180910014059

A 42-inch wide magitek hollow tesseract made of Logic-infused Endersteel and Cosmilite alloy, with a large geode of Hellstone, Netherrack, and Chaotic Ore inside. The box is flying randomly in the four cardinal directions at a constant speed of 1 MPH. 4 french horns made of the same material as the box, playing the chorus from Never Gonna Give You Up with the highest tempo and extra reverb, are attatched to the highest points of the box and all of them are powered by four four-dimensional darkness-powered D batteries taped to the first french horn. It loves Telletubbies

(Context: I re-added "D batteries" since it was originally referring to a type of batteries. Google it to see what it is. I didn't appreciate it being deleted, so here it is.)