Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28301859-20170101024253/@comment-27121914-20170101055600


 * I summon Evil Robocop.
 * Evil Robocop travels to the dimension Techno teleported to and arrested him for the lulz. Then he seized the turnip.
 * Then Evil Robocop came back to Earth, hauled Techno to jail, and gave the turnip to me.
 * Then I put the turnip in a Saiyan Chest.
 * Saiyan Chest: Cannot be opened by other people, except me. The only option is to destroy it.
 * ...but it's also as tough as a Saiyan; if you don't destroy it in one blow, it'll repair itself and get even tougher.
 * And then I command Evil Robocop to guard the turnip, which is in the Saiyan Chest.

'''MY TURNIP! '''