Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-4740744-20160519030354/@comment-28749161-20160521134841

Discomfort: 847598347958385986793485937098698473097469875e09835798/10

The next person will break their legs, and their knee caps have to be removed to do the operation. Midway through surgery, your surgeons leave the room (somehow) for a break.

You wake up, realizing your knee caps are missing. Oh my.