Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28301859-20170101024253/@comment-29191679-20170115152943

I have no idea what that meant.

Anyways, I summon Giant Bowser to fight you.

I steal the turnip while you're in combat. And no, you can't eat the turnip.

I turn the turnip back into a turnip, and escape in a hijacked Thargoid ship.

MY TURNIP!