Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20171017114608/@comment-27121914-20171025134330

List of Current Players and Entities

 * 1) TimewornKaiju, the Embodiment of Chaos and Destruction.  (Eldritch Steven ) (Vlad's Armor , Shield of Evil ) (Energy-Absorber API) (Force Shield) (Armageddon Shield) (Immune to forced teleportation by other entities)
 * 2) [REALITY-BOSS]  Darkceus, the Erased God (Darkrai + Arceus)
 * 3) [MIND-BOSS]  Darkmetal Sonic
 * 4) Earth (Spectrum Sword)
 * 5) Megafleet (Fallen Star Launcher)
 * 6) [TIME-BOSS]  Hastur the Unspeakable (Speak of the Devil)
 * 7) Sweg Dragon, the Draconic Core.  (Assi-Limit API) (Holo-Forminator API) (Heatseeker API) (Healinator API) (Empty API Slot)
 * 8) Supreme Calamitas
 * 9) Supreme Catastrophe
 * 10) Moon Lord
 * 11) Moon Lord's Core (Attack its weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!!)
 * 12) Polterghast
 * 13) SONAR553, THE SHADOW OF DARKNESS.
 * 14) Patapon Airships
 * 15) 404 found, the Fleet Admiral
 * 16) Imperial Fleet
 * 17) Type: Sparky
 * 18) [SUPERBOSS] DEG1 Death Egg Robot
 * 19) [SUPERBOSS] DEG2 Big Arms
 * 20) [SUPERBOSS] Lord Brevon
 * 21) Brevon's Fleet
 * 22) [BOSS] EG-01 Egg Hornet
 * 23) Bowser Jr.
 * 24) Wall of Text
 * 25) Brown Eevee
 * 26) The Realm of Apocrypha
 * 27) Falco Maxime
 * 28) Monumental Mecha-Dragon Mothership (800,000/800,000 HP)
 * 29) 150 Urga Mstistels
 * 30) Golden Urga Mstistel
 * 31) Hexiron Fleet
 * 32) Heatran Rudania Ultima Weapon
 * 33) MOON LORD "MENTELGEN" EX 2.0
 * 34) False Eye of Cthulhu (Right Hand)
 * 35) False Eye of Cthulhu (Left Hand)
 * 36) False Eye of Cthulhu (Forehead)
 * 37) Apocalypse Tank
 * 38) Smithy Gang
 * 39) Exor
 * 40) Axem Rangers
 * 41) Axem Red
 * 42) Axem Black
 * 43) Axem Green
 * 44) Axem Pink
 * 45) Axem Yellow
 * 46) Cephalon Castle Maxime
 * 47) Gaster Blaster Defense API
 * 48) Fighting Spirit API
 * 49) Scientedfic
 * 50) SnufflesTheDog (Jet Plane)
 * 51) Psychomaniac14
 * 52) Oiniteoderfla12
 * 53) Grey Goo

The Unholy Assault (vs. Sweg Dragon)

 * "Side note: I wouldn't count Bowser as a raid. Trust me on this one."
 * Ah, well.
 * Pretend that was just his opening attack.
 * Anyway, Bowser is now a part of the Unholy Assault! Instead of attacking other players, he'll attack Sweg and his entities instead!
 * "All current assists have been blocked!"
 * Well, I'm on my own now, I guess.
 * "Darkmetal Chaos attempts to cut the Moon Lord's tongue with its tentacles, and succeeds. However, in pain and anger, the hulking god shakes Darkmetal Chaos off with all of its might, before smashing it with its fists!"
 * Welp, there goes the Tongue of Cthulhu Cthulhu's brother.
 * Darkmetal Chaos have been utterly destroyed! (Even though it's based on Perfect Chaos from Sonic Adventure, which is Godzilla-sized).
 * "I poke the Regular Shield with an especially sharp stick."
 * Oh well, that's its weakness: Lame attacks! Powerful attacks may be wasted against it, but even the lamest of attacks can take it down!
 * The Great Leviathan's Regular Shield has been destroyed!
 * The Regular Shield releases a Gravity Wave after its destruction, which pushes the sharp stick into the cosmos! (Even though obviously, you don't need that stick anyway).
 * (It's similar to how the barrier of a Celestial Tower in Terraria gets destroyed by 100/150 souls of its own minions, then that barrier releases a shockwave when it's taken down)
 * "Also, thanks for asking if I'm still sick. Thankfully, I'm feeling fine again. :)"
 * You're welcome! :D
 * "Darkceus does a thing. The final True Eye of Cthulhu gets absolutely wrecked!"
 * Awwwww yeeeeaaaaah!
 * "All eyes have been destroyed! The Moon Lord's core is wide open, with almost no way to protect itself!"
 * IT'S TIME!!
 * "An omnipotent presence can be felt watching the weakened god..."
 * What's that? Providence? Devourer of Gods? Yharon?
 * "Darkmetal Sonic fires its Megafleet at Polterghast, but it's grabbed by BOTH of the Moon Lord's hands and immobilized! If he's going down he's taking you with him!"
 * 77% HP remains!
 * After being crushed by the Moon Lord for a while, Bowser  is here to the rescue!
 * Bowser  launches a planet-sized, crescent-shaped Gravity Wave from his mouth at the Moon Lord at warp speed, pushing him away! (My other entities can pass through it unaffected, though).
 * While he's being pushed, Darkmetal Sonic charges his warp engine, and then he charges at the Moon Lord's Core at Warp 9 and brutally impale his core with his Earth sword!
 * "A few lasers manage to hit, though. They do decent damage, breaking off a chunk of Polterghast's hard, rocky shell. Something can be seen glimmering below the shell..."
 * Phase 2, eh?
 * "Steven's ultimate weapon, the Sky Mecha-Saiyan Leviathan, immobilizes Supreme Calamitas. She's immobilized and helpless!"
 * Glad that you recognized that, if it's a bird-robot-Goku-space sea dragon hybrid, then it means business.
 * "First, Cataclysm and Catastrophe work together to deal with the Leviathan's Power Impact by combining their fireblasts. They know what they have to do."
 * The Power Impact was countered!
 * "In an attempt to assist them, Polterghast grabs the Iron Fists and absorbs them! It takes large damage, further chipping away at its shell, but now the calamity brothers can assist!"
 * Does this thing eat fists for breakfast? Seriously?
 * "In one swift move, they both engulf themselves in fire, and form one giant attack..."
 * Oh boy...
 * "The Calamitation Meteor! This attack CANNOT be assisted in any way, as the API surrounds the projectile with hundreds of thousands of Assi-Limit Crystals."
 * INCOMING!!
 * "Combining into one colossal, abyssal brimstone fireball, the 2 fused brothers ram themselves full force into the Final Kamehameha! And thanks to my Heatseeker API, it's a guaranteed hit!"
 * Brace for impact!
 * "Armageddon ensues!"
 * The collision between Final Kamehameha and the Calamitation Meteor has caused a massive explosion, which devastates the area around the Great Leviathan and the Brotherhood of Calamity in a 25-km radius.
 * "When the dust clears..."
 * An enormous crater has formed below the Great Leviathan and Supreme Calamitas.
 * "Sky Mecha-Saiyan Leviathan takes large damage from the ensuing blast of energy caused by the collision! (I hope.)"
 * MASSIVE DAMAGE!! 32% HP remains!
 * "Catastrophe, being the more durable of the 2 brothers, has been massively damaged, with cracks and scars covering its entire body. It's barely hanging on, but has enough energy to retreat. However, Cataclysm, the glass cannon of the 2, is nowhere to be found."
 * Boy. That was rough, isn't it?
 * "Cataclysm has been defeated!"
 * [in M. Bison's voice] YES!! YES!!
 * "As for the sacrifice, it's well worth it, as Supreme Calamitas survives with minor damage."
 * Ah, well. One at a time, I guess.
 * "And now, she's furious at the loss of her younger brother!"
 * Uh oh, that's some righteous wrath right there.
 * "Meanwhile, the Healinator API begins slowly healing Catastrophe from afar. It suffered massive damage though, so this process will take a while."
 * You fought well, Supreme Catastrophe.
 * "Also, Catastrophe can still be attacked, but you'll have to get through a very angry Supreme Calamitas first."
 * Welp, looks like I'm the bad guy now. Oh wait, I've always been the bad guy.
 * "Enraged, Supreme Calamitas's eye glows a blinding light! It's too bright to see anything!"
 * 2BRIGHT 2BRIGHT
 * "When the light dissipates, Supreme Calamitas is surrounded by a flaming, red aura, her core glowing with pure hatred."
 * Uh oh. She's 200% mad right now!
 * "She screeches, and fires the strongest Eye of Extinction yet, straight at the Leviathan. You WILL need some help for this one, or it'll probably die a painful death."
 * Aw, great. Another big attack. INCOMING!!
 * "While that's happening, I'll strangle the Leviathan with my Galaxia Tendrils, and proceed to skewer it with them as well!"
 * Galaxia Tendrils + Eye of Extinction = Great Leviathan Soul has been rekt!
 * REKT BY: Sweg Dragon's Galaxia Tendrils and Supreme Calamitas' Eye of Extinction.
 * So long, Great Leviathan. You were a very versatile entity. You have fought well. Good night, sweet prince.
 * "Tt-t-t-t-t-t-t-That's all, folks!"
 * Alright!
 * So, past attack:
 * While the Moon Lord is being pushed by a huge Gravity Wave, Darkmetal Sonic (he was freed by Bowser) charges his warp engine, and then he charges at the Moon Lord's Core at Warp 9 and brutally impale his core with his Earth sword!
 * Darkceus  summons another Power Ring and another clone of itself.
 * But before that, the main Darkceus uses Nonsense Latin again. "Lorem Ipsum Polterghastus becomus slowum"
 * Translation: Polterghast becomes slow!
 * Polterghast's speed is now 20% of its original speed!
 * Darkceus' clone jumps through the Power Ring. It has multiplied into 5 Darkceus clones!
 * The 5 Darkceus clones cover themselves in red energy orbs (which deal regular damage, and can deal damage against every type of entities), surround Polterghast in a pentagon shape (represented by the dots in this picture) and then they all charge at Polterghast!
 * While they are charging, the 5 Darkceus clones constantly fire barrages of Anti-Ghost Missiles (based on your Anti-God Missiles when you were HYDRA ACN Draconium Tank) at Polterghast, which will explode immediately once Polterghast touch them for a little bit!
 * While the Darkceus clones are doing their jobs, the main Darkceus summons Ghostly Blasters (ghost-type Gaster Blasters) to fire ghost-type Hyper Beams at Polterghast! (Ghost-type is super effective against itself because traditionally, ghosts are intangible to nearly everything, except other ghosts or dark magic).
 * And, you know what? Forget about this guy. [snaps fingers]
 * But... Sparky has already summoned Bowser Jr., so...
 * I offer Bowser to Type: Sparky, who will control him from now on. If he refuses, then I'll simply de-summon him.
 * However, doing this will turn Bowser to normal Bowser instead of a larger-than-planets Bowser, and because of this, he can be defeated normally again.
 * The Time Gem resonates with temporal power...
 * A time portal opens. It's a portal to a time period known as the Lovecraftian Invasion, which is an era during the Triassic Period where Great Old Ones, Outer Gods, and other kinds of eldritch abominations have colonized Earth, but we don't know about them because their artifacts were destroyed long time ago.
 * A Great Old One is emerging from the portal.
 * It's... nothing?
 * Oh wait, I have this yellow speaker with an angelic halo.
 * I activate the Suspicious Looking Speaker. It suddenly shouts, "Hastur!"
 * After 3 seconds, it repeatedly says something, "Hastur Hastur Hastur Hastur Hastur"
 * This goes on for about a minute before a mysterious giant figure appears behind the speaker. "YOU DARE SAY THE TRUE NAME OF THE KING IN YELLOW!?! YOU MUST DIE!!!!"
 * And then he smashes the speaker.
 * Hastur the Unspeakable has awoken! 
 * He's not in his usual yellow-robed, mask-faced humanoid form. Instead, he looks like this.
 * Powers:
 * Speak of the Devil: Once he's on the battlefield, anyone who says Hastur's real name (except me and my entities, because otherwise he would have attacked me right now when I narrate this post) will draw the attention of the Unspeakable One and then he'll attack that player themselves or one of their entities. If he didn't, or can't, then random stuff will happen to, or near, the victim.
 * The way you can get past this is to intentionally misspell "Hastur" (because I'm too lazy to keep track of misspellings), or refer him by any nicknames, such as "the King in Yellow", "Him Who Is Not to be Named", "the Unspeakable One", or nicknames that you made up, such as "that yellow guy".
 * Divine Force Manipulation: Because sometimes, the King in Yellow's appearance has a halo or angelic wings. So I decided to give him a Swiss-Army Superpower instead of several non-versatile ones, so that I won't run out of ideas for his attacks.
 * Combat Tentacles: See that picture I mentioned earlier? That's how he's depicted in this game. Him Who Is Not to be Named has several tentacles made up of slime-like substance. Anything that's killed by the Unspeakable One's tentacles will get absorbed into them.
 * Hastur  launches Photon Miles (light tendrils) from his tentacles to home in on Supreme Calamitas and Supreme Catastrophe and attempt to brutally impale them. And then the Photon Miles explode once they impaled their targets, dealing extra damage.
 * That's all for today, I'm going to sleep soon!