Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-37631542-20181126125349/@comment-26073440-20181130045616


 * Wait. How can a steak with no organs get terminal dysentery?
 * Anyway. I launch a barrage of attacks towards Phoenix
 * Steak Guy uses Molten Tongs!
 * He pokes Phoenix with the molten tongs
 * Molten Freddy uses Jumpscare!
 * Phoenix is likely now stunned
 * Lazuli used Angry Ice Beam!
 * Phoenix has frostbite on the arm and is now angrier!
 * Dr. Kahl’s Robot used Chaos Crystal!
 * He hurts Phoenix with multiple crystals
 * Papyrus uses You’re Blue Now!
 * He just made you blue (dabba dee dabba die)
 * Zim uses Spleen Steal!
 * Using an advanced tool that makes it unnecessary to cut someone open for an organ, he steals Phoenix’s spleen
 * I drink some of the eggnog
 * Yum!
 * eggnog eggnog eggnog eggnog
 * Gumball uses 4th Wall break
 * “Wait. We’re in a forum game!”
 * Phoenix is confused
 * (yes I know I’m bullying Phoenix and Phoenix is N/A but calling him Phoenix is more natural)