Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28741271-20151201103111/@comment-28741271-20151206050156

Don't team up with the wrong dudes.


 * "Hackey5 uses necromancy to command Rrobertus02's Cyborg Papyrus Lvl 10 and Sans Lvl 10 to attack Vordos and to continue doing so until Rrobertus02 brings them away from the Tundra"


 * 300000 damage!


 * So, you're helping him or trying to steal them from him?


 * "Hackey5 discharges holy lightning from the Mjolnir Lvl 10 at Thethoss which happened not to fire from the last round"


 * It's super effective! 250000 damage!


 * "Hackey5 instructs the Ocuvolent Lvl 1 to return the favour to Thethoss by striking him between the eyes"


 * Ocuvolent attacked his weak point for MASSIVE damage! 300000 damage!


 * "Hackey5 gifts Mickey two more Shadowspawns"


 * Mickey absorbed more Shadowspawns!


 * "Return me Edicus and we might come to some sort of an alliance. Fail me and you will suffer a similar fate as to what I plan of Elmfern…"


 * Mickey: Nope.avi


 * "Hackey5 dissipates into shadow as he proceeds to meet RisingFire2654 in the Jungle"


 * You went to the Jungle by dissipating and flying to it at Sanic speed, while bringing the Ocuvolent with you!


 * "I feed Edicus 3 souls"


 * You made yourself and Hackey greedier by feeding Edicus the Skelesouls


 * "Ahh, see you soon Hackey. This is the rough plan below:

''Defeat the C. Rex. Get the Rex Cannon and its soul. Change the Rex Cannon's element to water and infuse it with the C. Rex's soul. And then I warp back to the Overworld and use Factorem to add a Tech element to it.''

''Ta-da! Now you have a water cannon that can transform into a cyborg water dragon! It's going to be your companion and you can use it to go to the Ocean to, I don't know what you're going to do to Elmfern. ''

''There is no guarantee because it may not work, also it may take quite long. I'm going to give it to you if you want it because I swear with these butterfingers of mine, I'm going to shoot water at myself"''


 * You planned that thing.


 * You're gonna make a Cyborg Sea Dragon with a Frickin' Laser that can change its element. Your argument is invalid.


 * "Anyway, I get the Annoying Dog to sing/bark Dogsong at C. Rex, while I fire a couple lasers at C. Rex. I'm still waiting for Hackey's arrival"


 * The C. Rex is distracted!


 * It's super effective! 300000 damage!

Inventory

 * Rrobertus02:
 * Lazarus (Lvl 15) (Fire/Dark)
 * Electro Fireyphone (Lvl 11) (Fire/Electric) (Can emits non-elemental or elemental Etzer screams) (Can stun enemies)
 * Divine Launcher (Lvl 8) (Holy) (Can shoots either Holy Lasers or Holy Missiles)
 * Infernal Flamethrower (Lvl 7) (Fire/Dark)
 * Fireaxe (Lvl 1) (Fire)
 * Shotgun (Lvl 1)
 * Desert Warp Device
 * Tundra Warp Device
 * Boss Orb B: Contains [REDACTED] which drops an Tundra Crystal Shard, which is used to make 1/3 of the crystals that is used to open the Dungeon Gate
 * Boss Orb C: Contains [REDACTED] which drops an Tundra Crystal Shard, which is used to make 1/3 of the crystals that is used to open the Dungeon Gate
 * IceKane:
 * Sanglacius (Ice/Dark/Tech) (Lvl 11) (Can spook enemies)
 * Grando Tenebris (Ice/Electric/Dark) (Lvl 10)
 * Resurrector
 * Crimson Warp Device
 * Dungeon Warp Device
 * Aeronox51:
 * Divine Cannon (Lvl 4) (Holy)
 * Demon Blaster (Dark/Fire) (Lvl 2)
 * Minishark (Lvl 1)
 * 10 Life Potions
 * HacknetOS (Lvl 4) (Multihack)
 * Factorem (Lvl 3) (KeyCrack.exe: 3/3)
 * Demonite Key
 * Hackey5:
 * Mjolnir (Electric/Holy) (Lvl 10)
 * Evolution Potion
 * Resurrector
 * Corruption Warp Device
 * Elmfern (A plant):
 * Petrafolium Terebra (Grass/Rock/Ground) (Lvl 14) (Calm: 4/4)
 * Petrafolium Sagittarius (Grass/Rock) (Lvl 13) (Multiarrow: 4/4)
 * Aquavinea (Grass/Water) (Lvl 13) (Tranquility: 4/4)
 * Meatball (Flail) (Dark) (Lvl 7)
 * Seedshark (Lvl 1)
 * Fusion Kit
 * Upgrade Kit (Dark) (This one upgrades a weapon to a blood-related weapon, which will make it dark elemental)
 * Ocean Warp Device
 * Boss Orb D: Contains [REDACTED] which drops an Ocean Crystal Shard, which is used to make 1/3 of the crystals that is used to open the Dungeon Gate
 * Boss Orb E: Contains [REDACTED] which drops an Ocean Crystal Shard, which is used to make 1/3 of the crystals that is used to open the Dungeon Gate
 * Boss Orb F: Contains [REDACTED] which drops an Ocean Crystal Shard, which is used to make 1/3 of the crystals that is used to open the Dungeon Gate
 * RisingFire2654:
 * Psychicae Ignis (Fire/Psychic) (Lvl 14)
 * Frignis Pugnus (Fire/Ice/Fighting) (Lvl 13)
 * Umbrabilis Ignis (Fire/Ghost) (Lvl 12) (Sear)
 * Jungle Warp Device.
 * Boss Orb G: Contains [REDACTED] which drops 1/3 of the Superdrill.
 * Boss Orb H: Contains [REDACTED] which drops 1/3 of the Superdrill.
 * Boss Orb I: Contains [REDACTED] which drops 1/3 of the Superdrill.
 * Trinket9:
 * Lightsaber (Electric) (Lvl 1)

Locations
Overworld (Night) The Crimson The Corruption Beach
 * Factorem (Lvl 3) (KeyCrack.exe: 3/3)
 * Crimson Portal
 * Corruption Portal
 * Dungeon Portal
 * Aeronox51 (Programmer) (Mech Rider) (Android) (Tech) (3800/3800)
 * Deimos (Serving Aeronox) (Ridden by Aeronox) (Warp Device) (Thermostat) (Lvl 5) (100000/100000)
 * Overworld Portal
 * Overworld Portal

But nobody came...

Ocean

3 Cybersharks appeared!
 * Elmfern (A plant) (Arbor) (Boss Slayer) (Grass) (1900/1900)
 * Edicus (Water/Flying) (Serving Elmfern) (Ridden by Elmfern) (Lvl 1) (1000000/1000000)
 * Elmfern's Skeleton Sniper (Dark) (50000/50000)
 * Elmfern's Skeleton Spearman (Dark) (50000/50000)
 * Elmfern's Shark A (Water) (50000/50000)
 * Elmfern's Shark B (Water) (50000/50000)
 * Elmfern's Shark C (Water) (50000/50000)
 * Elmfern's Shark D (Water) (50000/50000)
 * Cybershark A (Elite) (Water/Tech) (400000/400000)


 * Cybershark B (Elite) (Water/Tech) (400000/400000)


 * Cybershark C (Elite) (Water/Tech) (400000/400000)

Tundra

The Demon Spearman threw a Magic Spear at Trinket, but he dodged!

The Cyborg Yeti charges at Papyrus, but he dodged because Papyrus is 2fast4him!

Vordos forced Trinket to read this [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/THE_MOST_CLICHE_CREEPYPASTA_EVAR!!! Trollpasta.] He laughed so hard AND THEN NAPSTABLOOK POPPED OUT!!!! 500 damage!

Felnessa shot a Sanic Fireball at Robertus, he dodged when he woke up just in time! Then Robertus got spooked so hard he flew to Space and hit an Asteroid! 1000 damage!

Robertus then threw the Asteroid at Felnessa. But she destroyed it by shooting a Laser using Illumina!

Robertus then flew back from Space.

Thethoss smashed Sans, but hit the Cyborg Yeti instead! He then absorbed its soul, healing him for 250000 HP!

Thethoss smashed Trinket, but hits the Demon Spearman instead! He then absorbed its soul, healing him for 500000 HP!

Mickey the Mimic shot a Laser at Robertus's Inventory, destroying Boss Orb B!

The Boss inside it is already dead just before it's sealed, but Mickey revived it using Pure Darkness he got from the Shadowspawns!

That Boss is going to team up with Robertus, but Thethoss stunned it and sent it to Fortress Thathorus for it to become a Legion Cyborg!

Sans drank some Ketchup, healing himself for 100000 HP! Dungeon Jungle
 * Rrobertus02 (Moderator) (Angel) (Night Owl) (Holy) (2000/3000)
 * Cyborg Papyrus (Serving Robertus) (Lvl 1) (600000/600000)
 * Sans (Serving Robertus) (Lvl 1) (500000/600000)
 * Trinket9 (1000/1500)
 * Vordos, the Lord of Horror (BOSS) (Fire/Dark) (2200000/3000000) (Drops the Horrium: Used to upgrade a weapon into a Lvl 15 Dark weapon) (Drops Severus: Lvl 15 Fire/Dark Scythe: Can spook enemies) (Drops a Tundra Crystal Shard) (Demon Lord: Miniature Demon Portals open and demons come out of them) (Can teleport: 50% Dodge rate) (High accuracy) (Can bend space, creating portals) (Can spook entities)
 * Felnessa, the Lady of Lust (BOSS) (Fire/Dark) (3000000/3000000) (Drops the Lennite: Used to upgrade a weapon into a Lvl 15 Non-elemental weapon. The material's element can be changed. The upgraded weapon will have a chance to summon Lenny) (Drops Illumina: Lvl 15 Fire/Dark Staff: Brainwash: Cooldown of 3 turns) (Demon Lady: Miniature Demon Portals open and demons come out of them) (Can teleport: 50% Dodge rate) (High accuracy) (Can bend space, creating portals) (Brainwash: 3/3)
 * Thethoss, the Lord of Despair (BOSS) (Fire/Ice) (4300000/5000000) (Drops the Frostferno: Used to upgrade a weapon into a Lvl 15 Fire/Ice weapon) (Drops Anduril: Lvl 15 Fire/Ice Warhammer) (Demon Lord: Miniature Demon Portals open and demons come out of them) (Blocks weak attacks) (Can teleport: 50% Dodge rate) (High accuracy) (Can bend space, creating portals) (Bad Time: Acts 2 times per round) (Immune to Annoying Entities) (Has Kane's soul)
 * Mickey the Mimic (?/?)
 * Overworld Portal
 * Dungeon Gate: Requires the Ocean Crystal, the Desert Crystal and the Tundra Crystal to open it. Summons Skeletron upon opened.

Another Demon Portal opens...

The power surge left by Hackey when he arrived here temporarily de-brainwashed the Queen Bee!

Queen Bee shot a million bees at the C. Rex's non-robotic parts, dealing 300000 damage!

C. Rex then regained control over Queen Bee

Cybersaurus Rex shot a Holy Laser at the Ocuvolent, but the dog blocked it!
 * RisingFire2654 (Ignis) (Fireforger) (Fire) (1900/1900)
 * Hackey5 (Bureaucrat) (Tenebris) (Necromancer) (Dark) (4000/4000) (Shield: Until the Ocuvolent is defeated)
 * Ocuvolent (Dark/Flying) (Serving Hackey) (Ridden by Hackey) (Lvl 1) (Shields the rider until defeated) (400000/400000)
 * Cybersaurus Rex (BOSS) (Dragon/Tech) (575000/3000000) (Drops the Rex Cannon: Lvl 15 Non-elemental Laser Cannon. Can change its element)
 * Queen Bee (BOSS) (Bug/Flying) (675000/2000000) (Drops the Bee Gun: Lvl 15 Bug/Poison Minigun)
 * Demon Portal (WARNING!!)

3 turns until day.

Maybe you can kill the C. Rex in order to have the Queen Bee as your Companion. Or kill her and use the souls to empower a Companion or revive herself and get the Bee Gun.