Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27080660-20170804183407/@comment-27121914-20170812131107


 * At last, I just finished writing my longest post so far.
 * Countless hours of my life have been wasted.
 * But, it's finally here.
 * Enjoy!

Zephyr-class Implacable Fighters vs. X-34 Gunship (TimewornKaiju vs 404 found)

 * "the X-34 Gunship charges the Hyperspace Drive while activating Hard Shield to reduce damage taken to 5% (normally down to 1, but then hyper-lightspeed bullets.). It drops a wave of mines and empties its missiles behind it."
 * The Zephyrs would have continued chasing X-34, but...
 * "Almost forgot: the Imperial Fleet turn tail and escapes at hyperspace velocity. both because Wave Motion Guns, and because SCP-001. same with the X-34 Gunship."
 * X-34 Gunship has left the battle!
 * The Zephyr fighters return to the Hangar of SIS Conqueror. (Huntress' speed returns to normal, while Nero reverts back from a Sphere of Destruction to a fighter aircraft).
 * "(I am actually considering that if you guys can't kill me in 3 moves I might give you the X-34 to make things more interesting.)"
 * Acknowledged.

The Kommander's Fate (Pizzaking161 vs. SIS Conqueror/Kerbal Kommander)

 * "the 1st stage decouples meaning it got to orbit and it is also good news because most of the damaged was aimed at the 1st stage. Fire the mainsail engine! I also warn 404 the nuke will be coming 2 days"
 * SIS Conqueror shoots several Spheres of Destruction at the Kommander's Fate. The rocketship must avoid them, because if a sphere touches the rocketship, the Sphere will explode, annihilating the rocketship in process.
 * "i warn 404 that the nuke came early and you have 8 hours to evacuate the area. also as of this the terrier engine is operating to slow it down to 50 m(eters)/s"
 * Acknowledged.
 * "the payload does some turning to exactly hit the middle of the ship"
 * After several days, the Payload has finally reached the ship.
 * The nuke hit the middle of the SIS Conqueror.
 * The diameter of the nuke's explosion was 7 miles.
 * But...!
 * 404 found: "I have plans for the nuke. Just saying, exterior attacks do no damage. you should get it inside the Conqueror."
 * BTW, there's no way for enemies to enter the ship outside of teleporting into it.
 * The only way to destroy this thing is to teleport into the Bridge of the ship and defeat the Kerbal Kommander.
 * Mortal! This is the toughness of the Supertitan prototype! 
 * Now behold its power, and despair! 
 * Remember those Spheres of Destruction I mentioned earlier? Since your rocket science failed to deal any damage against that ship because of your underestimation, they're now coming for you, Pizzaking! 
 * HEEHEEHAHA HAHAHAhehehehe... 
 * ...HA HA HAHAHA HAHA!! 

[DUEL] Omega PEKKA vs. Type: Sparky

 * "I get a boombox; ready my sword and start playing I Can Swing my Sword. I start swinging my sword and reflecting them back in the general direction of the PEKKA. Don't know how good at dodging non-surprise attacks it is though."
 * The Omega PEKKA has a Speed Module, which makes it really fast for its size.
 * The Omega PEKKA dodges the reflected Crimson Orbs by running around and reflecting some of them back at Sparky.
 * "Also, while I'm doing that I sing this stuff: "I CAN SWING SWING SWING MY SWORD SWORD WHENEVER I GET BORED BORED etc...""
 * The Omega PEKKA is annoyed. It destroys the boombox with its sword.
 * I roll a dice. The result is 3. 3 attacks, coming up!
 * The Omega PEKKA uses Plasma Blast against Sparky. It fires a powerful plasma ball at its target, dealing massive splash damage. It's similar to the one that's shot by a Sparky in Clash Royale, but this one is 25 times stronger.
 * The Omega PEKKA uses Final Cutter. It charges its sword and slams it to the ground, creating a shockwave that moves forward, damaging anything that stands in its way.
 * The Omega PEKKA uses Star Shower. It rapidly swings its sword around, causing "stars" to fall on its enemies, damaging them, like this.

TimewornKaiju vs. EndermanR169

 * "(Whips out Omega Blade)"
 * Whatcha gonna do? Poke me with that stick?
 * "(Starts floating in the air)"
 * k
 * "RED DRONE, FIRE!!!! (Red Drone fires at TimewornKaiju)"
 * "Four drones which emit different color beams. Can do ridiculous damage."
 * Challenge accepted. 
 * I summon a Gaster Blaster and then I ride it.
 * The Gaster Blaster counters the Red Drone's laser with a 'blue superlaser .
 * And then I teleport behind Ender and hit him with Solar Eruption.

Other actions

 * TheRealDarkrai5: "@timeworn I left the judgement hall because xerneas, the Pokemon who began the judgement, declared the judgement over. Your actions in the judgement hall because your are the only one in it"
 * Acknowledged.
 * Btd456Creeper: "I make the double-sided wrecking ball disappear. Instead, I drop 3,000 bouncy balls on everyone."
 * I launch a Gravity Wave at the bouncy balls to push them away!

SnufflesTheDog

 * "The Flying Battery isn't ​a battering ram. I just used it that one time to destroy the judgement hall."
 * Acknowledged.
 * "The nukes explode inside the Flying Battery, causing... a suprisingly small amount of damage. Huh. Neat."
 * ...are you tarnation kidding me?
 * "I drink some Egg-Nog™ and turn into my latest and greatest form!"
 * "This isn't even my final form!"
 * "Dr. Snuffles "Egg-Dogg" Robotnik"
 * "Egg-Dogg"
 * Here, take my kudos. That nickname was quite amusing.
 * "Quite Heavy"
 * Yet Eggman was able to outrun the supposed fastest thing alive.
 * "I.Q of 300"
 * ...and E.Q of 5
 * "Still has the smarts of Snuffles over-riding the idioticness of the good Doctor."
 * Oh, that's pretty nice. But you're still just a dog with machines, aren't you? 
 * "Has control of over... ugh, can't be bothered to count. Too many robots."
 * That's a very nice  EVERYTHING  you have there.
 * It'd be a shame if something happened to it.
 * "Additionally, the Giz-X Hypercannon can now shoot out Bombs shaped like Eggs."
 * Perfect for making omelettes.

Grey Goo Observation

 * After I've seen walkthroughs of Tasty Planet: Back for Seconds (and having beaten the original Tasty Planet game for years ago), I think the Grey Goo is weak to lasers.
 * In case if he consume lasers that are smaller than him, then shoot lasers that are bigger than him at him! You know, "bigger is better".
 * Btd456Creeper: "The Grey Goo gets eaten by a fish! Unfortunately (for the fish), the goo is large enough to eat red blood cells now."
 * The goo is still too small to locate. I'm gonna wait it to get bigger.
 * Hey, Btd. Why don't you just, er... you know, use the Goo against 404 found's new form? (See below).

Containment Breach: SCP-001-05, the Broken God (Players vs. 404 found)
( WARNING:  Great Wall of Text).


 * I prepare an epic plot twist that may be ruined because of the fact that it wasn't foreshadowed at all. 
 * "The portals got screwed over (somehow), so instead of falling into the Science Tower, I fall into SCP-882. I ended up being incorporated into it (because Machine Phase Matter and Hardplate armor). somehow, more portals cause me to fall through more SCPs, which will be discussed soon below. End result: overpowered being composed of many SCPs."
 * Oh boy...
 * "All of a sudden, a massive hole (as big as it could be) is crunched into the floor of the Bridge. a single gear flies out of the hole, randomly hitting one of the Commanders."
 * I use a Random Number Generator. The result is 10.
 * Cebez launches a Gravity Wave at that gear to push it away.
 * And then the ship's nano-repair system repairs that hole immediately.
 * "then, a mechanical arm with SCP-1139 attached appears and randomly swings at the Alien Commanders and smashes everything in its way."
 * I read this action in your post.
 * 3 seconds right before the mechanical arm appears, a power outage suddenly happened in the Bridge!
 * Without electricity, that SCP won't damage anyone's native language, am I correct?
 * Astralle teleports that mechanical arm to a Prison Dimension right after it appears inside the ship!
 * "reports start leaking out from military radio channels that there is some kind of "world eater" the size of a Super Star Carrier (50% bigger than the average Eclipse-class) exploding out of what used to be Nevada. the transmissions soon degrade into unintelligible noises."
 * The Kerbal Kommander hears those reports from his radio, and prepares for the incoming boss entity.
 * "(anyways. time to bring out the cool looking banner. much code borrowed from Steven, and thanks to him for leaving them around. anyways, prepare your superweapons.)"
 * Such a friendly tone for someone who has just become a godlike entity. 
 * Anyway, my body is ready!
 * "(final transmission from formerly Science Tower) "contain- explosions, metal being crushed, energy weapons firing activate the Black Hole Gen- energy charge up, massive explosion" *transmission cuts out*"
 * Darn it, I forgot my popcorn!
 * "AUTOMATED MESSAGE: THERE HAS BEEN A MASSIVE XK-CLASS CONTAINMENT COLLAPSE - END OF THE WORLD SCENARIO. EARTH HAS BEEN LOST."
 * At this moment, I have two options:
 * Grab the popcorn and watch the Apocalypse.
 * Fight the Mechanical Abomination.
 * I choose Option 2: Fight that mechanical monstrosity.
 * "I proceed to explode out of Nevada in my new gestalt form, and immediately consumes the nearby states in a matter of minutes. A massive barrel sticks out, pointing at the SIS Conqueror. A blue and gold glow emanates from it."
 * So, I read a recap of that SCP. The thing that once defeated Mekhane, the Broken God, was an enormous spaceship known as SCP-2399, the Malfunctioning Destroyer. Which in turn, was severely damaged by the Broken God.
 * AN EPIC BATTLE HAS JUST BEGUN!! 
 * I temporarily possess the Kerbal Kommander and then I proceed to give 404 found a speech.
 * Mr. 404, I have a surprising secret just for you. 
 * This ship is SCP-2399, or at least that's what I pretend it to be, since if this ship really is SCP-2399, it would start an epic rematch between nigh-unstoppable machines, and both of those machines are significantly more powerful than ever. 
 * Don't believe me? 
 * I summon an enigmatic cube, and that robot girl who wanted that cube.
 * This girl wanted this cube in order to summon this ship to stop a monstrosity known as you, the Broken God! 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">After all, what did you expect from the Scourge of the Multiverse? 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">Now, enough talk! Let's begin the Battle of the Machines! 
 * And then I stop possessing the Kerbal Kommander and return to the battlefield.
 * SIS Conqueror's is composed of an unknown, non-metallic element mined from Hell, which is known as Imperatum. It is durable enough to survive universal annihilation, hence the ship's nigh-invulnerability. If something manages to make a "hole" on it via supernatural means, it'll just repair itself.
 * But the element must have a "host", and if its host dies, then the linked Imperatum atoms will vanish from existence. The reason how this element is able to exist in the first place is because it was created by demon lords and archdevils, and then they gave the element to lesser demons, who, in turn, gave it to non-demons.
 * The element must be given to another person by a demon. If it's given by a non-demon, then that person won't be able to bring the element out of Hell.
 * In other words; if the Kerbal Kommander dies, then SIS Conqueror will vanish.
 * (I don't know a better way to describe it. It's confusing, right?)
 * (Also, in case if you didn't knew, I deleted the "damage the vital components to destroy the ship" part on the ability list. So there's only one way to defeat the ship now).
 * SIS Conqueror readies and begins charging one of its superweapons to counter the <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px gold, 1px 1px 1px gold">Broken Chrono Beam : <span style="color:white;text-shadow:0 0 1px white, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">The UmbraLux Cannon. 
 * Broken Chrono Beam: A name that I gave to the Broken God's version of 404 found's Chrono Beam, and the most powerful version of the Chrono Beam so far.
 * UmbraLux Cannon: A vastly improved version of the superlaser that once defeated the Broken God. It combines the power of Light and Darkness to create the element of Equilibrium, which is 108 times more powerful than light and dark combined. It is the most powerful version of the Wave Motion Gun so far.
 * SIS Conqueror begins attacking the Broken God with a barrage of the following attacks:
 * (BTW, these elements are TV Tropes elements, not Pokemon elements).
 * Sphere of Destruction - The Power of the Sun. Miniature suns, which are still really huge.
 * Wave Motion Gun - Pure Energy. Powerful superlasers made from... well, pure energy. Canonically, in Space Battleship Yamato/Star Blazers, a single WMG can destroy Australia. But my version is significantly nerfed because it was too overpowered.
 * Beyond Absolute Zero - An Ice Person. Freeze Rays that can reduce an object's temperature to beyond absolute zero.
 * Hydro Cannon - Making a Splash (Water). Huge volume of water under great pressure.
 * Tornado - Blow You Away (Air/Wind). Self-explanatory.
 * Ultima Acid - Poisonous Person/Hollywood Acid. The ship shoots huge volume of acid under great pressure. It's the most powerful acid in this galaxy. A very complex compound made from Hydrogen, Oxygen, and every single acidic element known in the Periodic Table, and several other unknown elements as well.
 * In the battle between SCP-001-05 and SIS Conqueror, I give other players a chance to team up. You can remain neutral by not choosing a team:
 * On the ability list, 404 found posted a spoiler: "The anomalous gestalt being will be stopped with the combined efforts of several Random Forum Fight players".
 * Either way, this is the perfect chance to team up.
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">The Legions of Hell (Team Timeworn)  - I fight for the strongest side. Specifically, that guy whose hobbies are trying to destroy Earth and multiversal conquest!
 * <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px gold, 1px 1px 1px gold">Church of the Broken God (Team 404)  - ALL GLORY TO THE BROKEN GOD!
 * <span style="color:white;text-shadow:0 0 1px white, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">Union of Independent Players  (Unite against Team 1, Team 2, and other hostile players) - Both factions will destroy Earth anyway, so we must unite against the great evils and defeat them! With us, or against us.
 * '<span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">Hates everyone equally  - I'm hostile to everyone, doggies!