Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25769855-20170116150607/@comment-28610838-20170215173517

I'd opened all the treasure room chests. I performed surgery on you, taking out the safe, but not killing you.

You said, unbreakable, unsmashable, unopenable, and unpower-offable.

How'd you open it to put it in?

OR

There was already a hole in it, but that was intended by the manufacturers.

I leave it with the Gatekeeper.

MY TURNIP