Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26446727-20170124025024/@comment-26446727-20170205174650

Lightning strikes the chest. You are struck by shrapnel.

HP: 5 (+5 from Shoulder Pads) = 2/10

Weapon: Large Knife Armor: Shoulder Pads
 * Perks: 35% chance to do +40% damage, 15% chance to do +100%. Will instantly kill any enemy below 20 HP. Also adds 2 defense, because it is so big.
 * Attack: 8 (x1.5 from Amulet of Strength) = 12

*Perks: 15% chance of deflect. You take 1/3x the damage, and the attacker recieves all the damage aimed at you. Also, +5 Max HP. Amulets: Amulet of Strength - 1.5 times Attack, 1.3 times defense, 0.7 times fire damage.
 * Defense: 3 (+2 from Large Knife) (x1.3 from Amulet of Strength) = 6.5 (you take 0.925x damage)

Inventory: Apple (1), Iron Bar (1), Briny Yellow Drink (1), Rock (4), Stone Axe (1), Lighter (1), Torch (2), Incense Stick (6)

 XP: 12 (Level 2)

Next Level: 25 XP

"Our lightning god doesn't take theft kindly. The hospital is north of here. They don't charge."

What do you do?