Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20180523015504/@comment-26877467-20180603015746

I first must pass the '''Spoiler-in-a-bottle. '''I open it, and recieve visions of all the endings to every movie currently existing, since I lack the sufficient information to pick a favourite. I scream in anguish and surprise as this was not what I expected, and curl up on the floor. After a few minutes, I say to myself that I don't need movies anyway, and hobble to the next room.

Next, I must pass the SwegToum fanfic. I find this altogether enjoyable. The next obstacle I must make it around is the Red Dragon. I spend a lot of time at the door, trying to mentally prepare myself for entering the room. After a while, I burst into the room, time-accelerating as fast as I can, running past the Red Dragon. The final obstacle I must face is the stick. It's lying on the floor. I stare at it in disbelief at the barrier. No one, not even the almighty Steven himself, could ever leap over the whopping two centimeters the stick laid in height. I lay on the ground, defeated. Curse you and your acursed stick, Fedkin.

I hide behind a series of obstacles myself:
 * A mini-golf course that you must get par score or better in order for you to cross
 * An Ultra Lazer Mecha Robo Magic Cyborg Ninja Dragon With Explosions
 * A really long loading screen
 * A room full of bawling toddlers
 * And a door with a padlock.