Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26822753-20171109173643/@comment-27121914-20171124140113


 * "BEHOLD! I AM UNNAMEDBLOCKSTER661, THE NAMELESS KING! WHO DARES TO DEFY ME?!"
 *  That plasma globe guy? 

List of Current Players and Entities

 * 1) TimewornKaiju, the Embodiment of Chaos and Destruction  (Eldritch Steven ) (60% Internal HP) (Frost Impaler's Armor : 125% HP) (Ruby Armor) (Energy Absorber API: 112% Integrity) (Anti-Friendly Fire API) (Infinity Gem Invincibility API) (Immune to forced teleportation by other entities) (LOVE IMMUNITY ) (Cherry Tapped: Regular Shields are immediately destroyed once deployed by the afflicted user until this debuff goes away)
 * 2) [SPACE-BOSS]  The Lord of Lightning/The Ruined Dragon (Super Mario Odyssey) (72% HP) (Faster Than You: His speed scales with his victim's/opponent's, so he will always be faster than you) (Electrified Scales: Anyone who makes physical contact with him will get electrocuted instantly after touching him) (Prism Armor: Reduced damage from everything and has a 50% chance to reflect projectiles)
 * 3) [POWER-BOSS]  Ares, the God of War (71% HP) (Teleportation Module) (Prism Armor: Reduced damage from everything and has a 50% chance to reflect projectiles)
 * 4) [POWER-BOSS]  Mastiff Tremor, the Dogfather (87% HP) (Player clone of SnufflesTheDog)
 * 5) Sweg Dragon, the Draconic Soul  (Assi-Limit API) (Holo-Forminator API) (Heatseeker API) (Healinator API) (Immortality API) (Broken MERCY: Cannot assist their own entities, but can still directly attack other entities)
 * 6) [CALAMITY-BOSS]  Providence, the Profaned God  (Increased attack power!)
 * 7) [CALAMITY-BOSS]  The Devourer of Gods (Final Form)  (Draconic Blades) (Summon Iron Fists to hold weapons/use abilities)
 * 8) The Devourer of Thots/Another Worm Boss 
 * 9) <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px purple">[CALAMITY-BOSS]  <span style="color:brown;text-shadow:0 0 1px brown, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px green">Jungle Dragon, Yharon 
 * 10) Type: Sparky (P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Mini P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Phantom Rider Suit) (Phantom Ruby: 50% repair progress)
 * 11) [SUPERBOSS] EG-02 Egg Walker
 * 12) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-1 Death Egg Robot
 * 13) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-2 Big Arms
 * 14) [FLEET] Brevon's Fleet
 * 15) [SUPERBOSS] Lord Brevon
 * 16) Sassafras
 * 17) Tons of other random stuff
 * 18) 404 found, the Fleet Admiral
 * 19) [FLEET] Imperial Fleet
 * 20) Clone 2 (Mech)
 * 21) Sonar553, the Shadow of Darkness (Hex Shield)
 * 22) [FLEET] Patapon Airships
 * 23) Uberheroes
 * 24) Pingrek
 * 25) Tondenga
 * 26) Oohoroc
 * 27) Cannogabang
 * 28) Oiniteoderfla12
 * 29) SnufflesTheDog (85% HP)
 * 30) Planet Cake (Layers: 1-39, 41-59) (52nd Layer: Frozen) (20th Layer: Marshmallow Trees) (40th Layer: A few houses and some trees)
 * 31) [BOSS] <span style="color:red;text-shadow:1px 1px 1px orange, 2px 2px 2px red, 3px 3px 3px black">The Energy Monarch  (Energy Depleted: 7/10)
 * 32) Strange Heart Entity
 * 33) Zombie Lava Magpies of DOOM
 * 34) Frozen Buster Bats of DOOM
 * 35) [BOSS] <span style="color:lime;text-shadow:1px 1px 1px green, 2px 2px 2px cyan">The Jelly Castle  (Layer 60)
 * 36) Jelly Knights
 * 37) Heatran Rudania Ultima Weapon
 * 38) [MLG-BOSS] Wall of Memes
 * 39) Grenburr
 * 40) Wooyari
 * 41) False Cannogabang
 * 42) Faceless Void
 * 43) Brown Eevee
 * 44) The Covenant
 * 45) Universal Monumental Galaxy Destroying Bavarium Shielded Mecha-Kraken (UMGDBSMK)
 * 46) TITAN ACE Adamantium Tank
 * 47) Cima Leon: Centcom & Various APIs
 * 48) Corda Dracon: Centcom & Various APIs
 * 49) Stingray & Various APIs
 * 50) Falco Maxime: Centcom (AKA Bavarium Capital) & Various APIs
 * 51) Monumental Fierce Dragonbone Flagship (Universal Destroying Entity)
 * 52) Btd456Creeper
 * 53) Robotic Memelord
 * 54) Pizzaking161
 * 55) Planet Tekto
 * 56) UnofficiallyRed (Clash Royalist)
 * 57) S0mePVZfan
 * 58) Unnamedblockster661, the Nameless King (Blocked User: Got rekt by an admin)
 * 59) [GROUP] The King's 20
 * 60) [SHADOW-BOSS] Shadow Queen
 * 61) [CHAOS-BOSS] Lucinerius, Prince of Chaos
 * 62) Kusankin (Ultimate Spiny Greatblade)
 * 63) [LUST-BOSS] Asmodeth, Princess Of Lust
 * 64) Lance of Asuwish (Ultimate Extendable Lance)
 * 65) [CHAOS-MINIBOSS] Chaos Gao
 * 66) [RETARDED-BOSS] MeeM
 * 67) [UBERHERO] Destrobo
 * 68) Piringar Zingar [Super Taser Gauntlets]
 * 69) [UBERHERO] Charibassa
 * 70) Hotenpon's Halberd [Ultimate Legend Lance]
 * 71) Gargan War Machine [Ultimate Hi-Tech Motorcycle]
 * 72) [DARKHERO] Miss Covet-Hiss
 * 73) Universatile Cannon (Ultimate Galactic Cannon)
 * 74) [SECRET-BOSS] Illuminati
 * 75) [MHCGAISTCRUSHER] Saber Pegasus Queen Moon
 * 76) [MHCGAISTCRUSHER] Ayakashi Ninetail Hekapoo
 * 77) [MHCGAISTCRUSHER] Tyrant Poseidon Rhombulus
 * 78) [UNLUCKY-BOSS] Black Cat
 * 79) [FORT] Plasma Dragazer: Centcom and various APIs
 * 80) Omega Dragos Hypermech
 * 81) 249 Thundara Mstisels
 * 82) 1 Diamond Thundara Mstisel
 * 83) Psychic Dominator
 * 84) [DESTRUCTION-BOSS] Beerus, God Of Destruction
 * 85) [DESTRUCTION-MINIBOSS] Kali
 * 86) [DICE-BOSS] King Dice
 * 87) [TECH-BOSS] Omnitraxus Prime
 * 88) [STORM-BOSS] Vanishing Zeus
 * 89) [STEAM-BOSS] Volcaniobe Newell
 * 90) [UBERBOSS] Ultima Goddess Ilias
 * 91) [THUNDER-BOSS]KTS (King of The Storm)

The Unholy Assault (vs. Sweg Dragon)

 * It's been nearly a week since my last Unholy Assault post, so... <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">let's do this, lesser dragon! 
 * "This one's gonna be a doozy."
 * Of course.
 * "The final Profaned Guardian, the defender, uses Mirror Force, which deflects Mastiff's attacks and sends them directly back at the sender!"
 * The Hydro Slicers fired by the Hydrobeast Retriever got reflected as well, but since Hydro Slicers are high-pressure water jets, and the Hydrobeast Retriever is made of water, they deal no damage.
 * Since there are no Profaned Guardians at the moment, I snap my fingers, detonating the Hydrobeast Retriever!
 * Some Skyquakes got reflected, but since Mastiff's body can literally turn into quakes (like how a Devil Fruit work in One Piece, and Mastiff's ability is based on a Devil Fruit), he took no damage from the reflected quakes of his own!
 * "This, of course, kills the final Guardian as well. No Guardians remain."
 * Alright, there's no more meddling kids, are there?
 * "However, one of Mastiff's Quake Punches manages to land. A small part of Providence's shell has a few small but visible cracks in it."
 * Just be glad that he's not Saitama, the One-Punch Man. Just summoning him would be considered godmodding since he's an invincible hero; he takes no visible damage from attacks, and can kill anything with just one punch.
 * "Providence, who is quite mad at this point, grabs Mastiff with a large Profaned Energy Tentacle, and slams him into the ground at massive speed, with massive force. Just like this."
 * Puny dog! 87% HP remains!
 * "She also fires massive, sharp chunks of her body at Mastiff, before exploding them, which sends massive pieces of shrapnel straight into his body at full force. She proceeds to rip off pieces from the ground to replace the chunks she just launches."
 * Mastiff shoots a Gravity Wave from his C-Tra Gigacannon, pushing the shrapnel away!
 * "Finally, Providence uses her colossal body to ram Mastiff at hyper-speed once more. However, this time, she engulfs herself in Profaned Flames!"
 * Mastiff faces Providence, and then he creates an orange portal behind him, and a blue portal in front of him in order to block Providence from ramming him! (By sending her through the portals).
 * "The Bombarding Behemoth launches a massive Energy Orb at the Devourer of Gods. However, it uses its recently-acquired Iron Fists to summon its own Sphere of Destruction! The massive star hurls towards the sphere, dissolving it!"
 * There is no kill like overkill.
 * "Getting impatient, the Devourer of Gods appears from behind, and takes a gargantuan bite out of the tank, before ramming into the resulting hole at top speed. In addition, the segments fire massive lasers when they pass through the inside of the tank, causing damage from inside."
 * Ouch. The Bombarding Behemoth is destroyed!
 * Ares uses his Teleportation Module to teleport out of the tank before it explodes!
 * "Lastly, the Devourer of Gods swallows the Power Impact! Of course, this does some damage, but it's worth it. The Devourer of Gods can now use its own Power Impacts!"
 * om nom nom nom
 * "Using its Iron Fists, the massive cybernetic serpent fires a platoon of energy waves directly at the remnants of the tank."
 * To make sure that it won't be reconstructed, eh?
 * "The remaining Bumblebirb splits into 4 slightly smaller Birbs. Each absorb one of the electric dragon's attacks, before exploding! As they've already divided this turn, they won't turn into Mini-Birbs."
 * You meddling kids!
 * "All Birbs are down."
 * Alright!
 * "Yharon quickly uses heatseeking Fireballs to blast away the Lord of Lightning's chains. The Jungle Dragon also summong a vast Infernado beneath the opposing dragon, for extra damage to the chains."
 * The fireballs have been deflected by the Prism Armor!
 * The Infernado, however, managed to destroy the chains. The weak spot has been revealed!
 * "If the weak spot's been revealed... Yeah. It gets rammed again.""'
 * MASSIVE DAMAGE!! 72% HP remains!
 * "If not, Yharon decides to try another tactic."
 * It is revealed. However, I'll respond to it.
 * "Using its ludicrous speed (Over the speed of sound), Yharon repeatedly rams into the Lord of Lightning's neck with full force and speed! However, it only does it from the left side."
 * For each time Yharon tries to ram him, the Lord of Lightning blasts him away with large bolts of Draconic Lightning!
 * "This way, after enough hits, perhaps the sheer force and trauma will cause the beast's neck to snap. Sadistic, I know."
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">HEE HEE HEE. SEEMS LIKE MY PERSONALITY IS STARTING TO INFLUENCE YOU, DOESN'T IT? 
 * "Yharon may take side damage from the electricity, but it should only be a minor setback."
 * Since he got countered by being blasted away with Draconic Lightning, he didn't take damage from Electrified Scales.

Unholy Insurgency (Mastiff Tremor, the Dogfather vs. Providence, the Profaned God)

 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px crimson">Mastiff  sets his C-Tra Gigacannon into Equilibrium mode, and charges it.
 * 5 seconds have passed, and the C-Tra Gigacannon fires an Equilibrium Hyperlaser at Providence and locks her in place for 5 seconds, however, the Hyperlaser takes 5.25 seconds before it hits Providence, making this situation a quick-time event. Brace yourself!

Universal Collapse (Ares, the God of War vs. The Devourer of Gods)

 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px crimson">Ares  launches another barrage of Shadowspec Drills at the Devourer of Gods. Homing drill missiles designed to drill through the toughest of armors.
 * After that, <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px crimson">Ares  teleports near the Devourer of Thots and blast his head with a Wave Motion Gun. (Big laser attack, that is all).

Infernal Catharsis (Ruined Dragon, the Lord of Lightning vs. Jungle Dragon, Yharon)

 * The Lord of Lightning surrounds Yharon with 3 Electric Crushers. Crusher Barrier + Electric Barrier. They'll continuously shock Yharon until shattered. Other than the Electric Barrier's electrocution properties, it's otherwise the same as a Crusher Barrier: crushes via imploding, strength is proportional to all objects inside it, which don't count new objects that are created after the Crusher Barrier's creation.


 * A rather short post for me today because: 1. I've got both RFF and Story Arc to deal with now, on top of my school-related problems. And 2. 20:56 PM, and I'm trying to avoid staying up to 21:00.