Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-30759860-20170102151933/@comment-7395353-20170104020725

Welp, time for a wall of text.

I finally release my ultimate attack.

It opens a portal to another dimension.

And the other 26 Ancients come out.
 * Argaiv, Ancient of Enchancement 
 * A crystal with a ring orbiting it.
 * Makes all of the Ancients more powerful.
 * Atman, Ancient of Souls 
 * It's a factory...thing...?
 * Summons  Primal Entities .
 * Berserker, Ancient of Rage 
 * Has one arm and balances on a cone-shaped rock.
 * Uses extremely powerful attacks.
 *  Bhaal, Ancient of Murder 
 * It's a totem of some sorts...?
 * Allows the Ancients to perform critical attacks, which are much more powerful.
 *  Bubos, Ancient of Diseases 
 * A blob.
 * Self-explanatory.
 *  Chawedo, Ancient of Agitation 
 * An orb wrapped inside of an orange coil.
 * Feeds on rage and anger.
 *  Chronos, Ancient of Time 
 * An hourglass-shaped being with two silver rings orbiting it.
 * Time manipulation powers that are almost on par with mine.
 *  Dogcog, Ancient of Thrift 
 * A sword with wings?!
 * Greed. Lots and lots of greed. Like Sweg. (Very cost-efficient.)
 * Dora, Ancient of Discovery 
 * A weird disk thing. I have no idea.
 * Throws treasure chests at people. They contain varied evil objects.
 *  Energon, Ancient of Battery Life 
 * The second most humanoid of all ancients, despite having one eye and no legs. Made of metal.
 * Disables any battery-powered objects.
 *  Fortuna, Ancient of Chance 
 * A platinum coin with wings.
 * Uses RNG. A lot.
 *  Fragsworth, Ancient of Wrath 
 * REALLY angry. Also, is a giant bee.
 * Is a developer, can ban.
 * Hecatoncheir, Ancient of Wallops 
 * An abomination of hands.
 * Makes all Ancients better at melee combat.
 * Juggernaut, Ancient of Momentum 
 * A spiked wheel.
 * Gets more powerful every turn.
 * Kleptos, Ancient of Thieves 
 * A hand covered in gold.
 * Steals basically everything.
 * Kumawakamaru, Ancient of Shadows 
 * A shadow...ghost...thing?
 * Controls darkness.
 *  Libertas, Ancient of Freedom 
 * Strongly represents an angel.
 * Frees  Banished Ancients .
 * Mammon, Ancient of Greed 
 * A statue holding a gold orb. I really have no idea.
 * Steals ANYTHING that is golden.
 * Mimzee, Ancient of Riches 
 * I don't know what it is. It's wrapped in gold.
 * Everything they use is made of gold.
 * Morgulis, Ancient of Death
 * It’s a skull. Enough said.
 * Gains power when anything dies.
 * Nogardnit, Ancient of Moderation
 * REALLY likes gears and charged attacks.
 * Is a moderator. Can ban.
 * Revloc, Ancient of Luck
 * A die. It’s not even alive…?
 * Luck.
 * Siyalatas, Ancient of Abandon
 * It’s a bunch of mushrooms. Seriously, I don’t know.
 * Teleports things to…well…
 * Sniperino, Ancient of Accuracy
 * It’s literally a STATUE OF AN EYE. Help, please.
 * Duh.
 * Solomon, Ancient of Wisdom
 * Floating pyramids, and one has an eye. Don’t worry, we’re almost done.
 * More duh.
 * <span style="color:#00AAFF;text-shadow:0px 0px 3px #FFAA00, 0px 0px 3px #FFAA00, 0px 0px 3px #FFAA00">Vaagur, Ancient of Impatience
 * Has spikes. Lots and lots of spikes.
 * Fast and extremely time-efficient.