Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180317161115/@comment-26877467-20180320032406

Wayyy too many actions. If you do too many actions, you'll have to stop running momentarily in order to perform them all. Try to do 2 to 3 things. The more actions there are the longer it takes for me to update. This one took me a two and a half hours to write.

@Aggron... Just Aggron @404 found You don't have to deal with the glue; you're ahead of it.

@Aggron... Just Aggron  And you were no longer dizzy so you didn't have to take the potion.

Actions
Psychomaniac14 spreads glue across the track.

Oiniteoderfla12 equips glue-repelling shoes and hoverboards over the glue.

Vaguebuild throws a flying blue shell.

Phoenix888 equips a jetpack.

Sonar553 becomes Roadrunner for a few seconds.

Aggron... Just Aggron throws blue shells, and pulls out a jetpack. However, Aggron... Just Aggron and 404 found are currently in first. 404 found turns their jet upwards to be out of range of the blue shell, but Aggron... Just Aggron doesn't dodge it.

Sonar553 and S0mePVZfan pass Aggron... Just Aggron and 404 found, only to deal with Vaguebuild's flying blue shell. Sonar553 throws a smoke bomb to save both themselves and S0mePVZfan.

CookieCookieNomNom, TheContestant473 and Vaguebuild have to wade through the glue.

Phoenix888 ​​​​​​​​​​​​draws spring shoes on a piece of paper, shakes them into reality, and puts them on. However, they aren't much use while jetpacking.

EpicToast gets in their car and starts driving.

Psychomaniac14 drinks a speed "elixir."

Sonar553 stops and turns around to throw an Electromagnetic Peach at EpicToast's car, disabling it.

EpicToast abandons their car and hops on a jetski, which doesn't work on land.

Psychomaniac14 drinks a multitasking potion.

Sonar553 stops and turns around to aim his axe at 404 found's jet. 50% chance of hitting...

91! The axe hits the Jet and disables it. 404 found jumps off it automatically, however.

EpicToast stops to douse Psychomaniac14 in gasoline, and lights them on fire, all while laughing manically.

Oiniteoderfla12 hoverboards over the fire, heated, but unscathed.

Psychomaniac14 retcons that he was wearing a hydrophobic cloak the whole time! But the heat burns holes in it anyway... However, Psychomaniac is still covered in fire extinguisher fumes. The gasoline still creates a fire wall.

CookieCookieNomNom runs through the fire. I guess the cookie has been baked. That wasn't even a joke, what am I doing.

TheContestant473 runs through the fire unscathed because they are still invincible.

Phoenix888 stops for a minute to put mentos in coke.

Aggron... Just Aggron spawns a pit of nails and spikes at 50m.

404 found stops to throw a grenade at the spike pit. It no longer has spikes.

Psychomaniac14 stops to summon a cubic meter of solid gold on top of Aggron... Just Aggron.

Aggron... Just Aggron stops to throw it back with glue, and takes a few steps back to create thunder towards Psychomaniac14.

Phoenix888 uses the coke-geyser to propel themselves forward.

EpicToast stops to smite Aggron... Just Aggron with lightning.

Phoenix888 flies over the glue with their jetpack.

404 found sees a wall on the horizon...

Current Standings
Players:

'''Aggron... Just Aggron': 40m, 4th place''


 * Residual electricity (2 turns left)
 * Recently squished

XXPhoenix888: 30 m, 9th place
 * Jetpack
 * Wearing a drawing of spring shoes
 * Coke geyser

S0mePVZfan: 45m, 2nd place


 * Covered in fire extinguisher fumes

Sonar553: 45m, 2nd place


 * Energetic

404 found: 50m, 1st place


 * Inertial Dampener with High Energy Focus


 * Extra Inertia

Oiniteoderfla12: 40m, 4th place

CookieCookieNomNom: 35m, 7th place
 * Hoverboard
 * Glue-repelling shoes


 * Burned

Vaguebuild: 30m, 9th place

TheContestant437: 40m, 4th place

Psychomaniac14: 35m, 7th place

EpicToast: 15m, 11th place
 * Covered in fire extinguisher fumes, which are covered in flaming gasoline
 * Alcubierre drive (space compressor)
 * Poorly glued to metric cube of gold

 Entities: 
 * Riding a jetski?
 * Maniacally laughing

EpicToast's Car: 15m

Glue: 25m

Fire wall: 35m

Pit: 50m

Map:

Starting line (0m)

1st obstacle (100m)

...

Finish line (1000m)

Also, you may have noticed I omitted a few actions or parts of actions. That's because they were repeats of actions that were already performed before. I've been doing this the whole time, I'm just telling you now. Actions that are repeats of actions before will be reduced in effectiveness then omitted. You know, to keep things fresh. You can't have everyone just spamming speed potions.

Also, I might want to clarify the environment. You're outside, with a pretty straight, hard dirt road as the raceway. There are thick forests on either side of the road with grassy margins.