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Artifact 21: A letter to Santa
This letter was sent to Santa by Steven Fedkin at December 21, 2005

DEAR SANTA,

I WISH THAT I AM AN ALL POWERFUL ELDRITCH ABOMINATION WHO CAN TELEPORT TO ANYWHERE I LIKE, KNOW EVERYTHING, SHOOT LASERS THAT CAN DESTROY ANYTHING, DISTORT THE FABRIC OF REALITY AROUND ME, CAN SHAPESHIFTS INTO ANY FORM I LIKE, CAN GRANT OTHER PEOPLE THEIR WISHES IN EXCHANGE OF THEIR SOUL AND HATE COCKROACHES.

SINCERELY, STEVEN FEDKIN

And this is Santa's reply letter:

Dear Steven,

Screw you. P.S. Stop writing in all caps.

Sincerely, Santa