Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26336673-20171129010811/@comment-27121914-20171201133632

List of Current Players and Entities

 * 1) TimewornKaiju, the Embodiment of Chaos and Destruction  (Eldritch Steven ) (60% Internal HP) (Frost Impaler's Armor : 125% HP) (Ruby Armor) (Energy Absorber API: 112% Integrity) (Anti-Friendly Fire API) (Infinity Gem Invincibility API) (Immune to forced teleportation by other entities) (LOVE IMMUNITY ) (Cherry Tapped: Regular Shields are immediately destroyed once deployed by the afflicted user until this debuff goes away)
 * 2) [SPACE-BOSS]  The Lord of Lightning/The Ruined Dragon (Super Mario Odyssey) (72% HP) (Faster Than You: His speed scales with his victim's/opponent's, so he will always be faster than you) (Electrified Scales: Anyone who makes physical contact with him will get electrocuted instantly after touching him) (Prism Armor: Reduced damage from everything and has a 50% chance to reflect projectiles)
 * 3) [POWER-BOSS]  Ares, the God of War (71% HP) (Teleportation Module) (Prism Armor: Reduced damage from everything and has a 50% chance to reflect projectiles)
 * 4) [POWER-BOSS]  Mastiff Tremor, the Dogfather (87% HP) (Player clone of SnufflesTheDog)
 * 5) Sweg Dragon, the Draconic Soul  (Assi-Limit API) (Holo-Forminator API) (Heatseeker API) (Healinator API) (Immortality API) (Broken MERCY: Cannot assist their own entities, but can still directly attack other entities)
 * 6) [CALAMITY-BOSS]  Providence, the Profaned God  (Increased attack power!)
 * 7) [CALAMITY-BOSS]  The Devourer of Gods (Final Form)  (Draconic Blades) (Summon Iron Fists to hold weapons/use abilities) (Power Impact)
 * 8) [CALAMITY-BOSS]  <span style="color:brown;text-shadow:0 0 1px brown, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px green">Jungle Dragon, Yharon 
 * 9) Brown Eevee (High-Tech Exoskeleton Heavy Suit V.2) (Three Bladed Scythe) (Triple Damage Reduction) (Immense High Pain Toleration) (250% damage buff)
 * 10) Falco Maxime: Centcom (Bavarium Nuke System & Various APIs)
 * 11) TITAN ACE Adamantium Tank
 * 12) Cima Leon: Centcom (FOW Airstrike System & Various APIs)
 * 13) Corda Dracon: Centcom (FOW EMP Cannon System & Various APIs)
 * 14) Thousands of M99A5 Silhouettes
 * 15) Hundreds of Urga Mstitels
 * 16) Golden Urga Mstitel
 * 17) Monumental Mecha-Dragon Mothership
 * 18) Hexiron Space Station
 * 19) The Covenant
 * 20) 404 found, the Fleet Admiral
 * 21) Imperial Fleet
 * 22) Sonar553, the Shadow of Darkness
 * 23) Btd456Creeper (<span style="color:#FF0000;text-shadow:0px 0px 2px #FF0000, 0px 0px 5px #FFFFFF, 0px 0px 5px #FFFFFF">YTP Demigod ) (<span style="color:#CC0000;text-shadow:1px 1px 0px #AA0000, 0px 0px 1px #CC0000">Rupee Armor )
 * 24) Scientedfic
 * 25) Type: Sparky

The Unholy Assault (vs. Sweg Dragon)

 * "<span style="color:fuchsia;text-shadow:0 0 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">HOLY SHEEP!! Sweg-senpai has finally posted! EEEEEEEE- 
 * Whoa, a new, annoying dark background."
 * Yep. I hope it gets fixed soon, since 404 and Oinite have reported about this on Hackey's message wall.
 * "Anyways, today's been an exhasuting week, and I have exams coming up, so I'll make this brief."
 * Guess we all have got school-related problems, huh?
 * "Providence quickly darts out of the way of the Gigacannon, and fires another barrage of Profaned Flames at Mastiff, while holding him in place with a Profaned Energy Tentacle. She also skewers him with Energy Spheres."
 * Mastiff uses Great Leap! He uses the sheer strength of his legs to jump high into the air and avoids the Profaned Energy Tentacle!
 * Mastiff sets the C-Tra Gigacannon to Crimson Barrage mode. He launches a barrage of Orbs of Destruction from the cannon, destroying the Energy Spheres and engulfing the Profaned Flames!
 * "The Devourer of Gods smashes into Ares once more. This should do tremendous damage if it isn't stopped. It also attempts to melt the god of war's flesh with Cosmic Flames."
 * Ares uses his Teleportation Module to dodge the charge... only to end up falling on The Devourer of Gods' tail. Oof. 64% HP remains!
 * "The Devourer of Gods is easily able to block the Shadowspec Drills with its Iron Fists, however the Devourer of Thots isn't so lucky. It gets hit directly, before exploding! No minions remain."
 * Brutal.
 * "The Devourer of Gods deploys hundreds of its Stasis Probes, and opens fire on Ares from all directions."
 * Ares deploys a drone swarm of his own: Impaler Drones! They deploys their unicorn horns on their head, and then they enhance their own power with bootleg Power Gems, and charge at the Stasis Probes. The Impaler Drones impale the Stasis Probes with their gem-enhanced unicorn horns before exploding into Ichor! (Corrosive blood of the gods)
 * "Yharon surrounds himself with clones, which take the blunt force of the barriers! Meanwhile, the real Yharon teleports out of the barriers."
 * Clever, very clever.
 * "The Jungle Dragon's only attack this turn is forcing the Lord of Lightning's mouth open with its claws, and firing a gigantic, molten chunk of rock down its throat."
 * om nom nom nom. Wait a second... 55% HP remains!

Unholy Insurgency (Mastiff Tremor vs. Providence)

 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px crimson">Mastiff  punches the air again, causing yet another Skyquake.
 * An ice comet emerges from the dimensional rift caused by the quake and hits Providence!
 * The ice comet explodes into Red Miles and impale Providence.
 * After that, he launches another attack: <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px crimson">World Sundering.  He jumps on Providence and attempts to split her apart with strong enough force to split an entire continent into two!
 * The resulting Skyquakes from this attack should be enough to repel some of the Profaned Energy and wreck incoming physical projectiles.

Universal Collapse (Ares, the God of War vs. The Devourer of Gods)

 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px crimson">Ares  pulls out two Murasamas and continuously slashes The Devourer of Gods' head with them.
 * After that, he rides a Destruction Blaster and uses it to blast a point-blank range Crimson Superlaser at The Devourer of Gods' head.

Infernal Catharsis (The Lord of Lightning vs. Yharon)

 * <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px indigo, 1px 1px 1px indigo">The Lord of Lightning  overcharges his tail with electricity, turn it into a Tail Sword, and slices Yharon's legs with it.
 * After that, he fires two Eye Lasers at Yharon. They're locked on their target, and gets stronger and stronger every second.

Miscellaneous

 * I quickly jump towards Sweg Dragon and glomp him, due to the sheer excitement that he finally posted. But then I quickly remember that he's no longer capable of love and such, I teleport back to my original position. <span style="color:fuchsia;text-shadow:0 0 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">Well, that was worth it. ❤️