Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26336673-20180227025853/@comment-24314595-20180227223823

Pixelcat: Augh! Curse those PESTS! How am I going to get out? Pixel Pearl!!! ...Pixel Pearl...?

(Pixelcat notices the broken Pearl jamming the trash compactor)

Pixelcat: AWW GOD DA**IT, IT'S BROKEN. Wait, it's jamming up the compactor... Hm... I have an idea...

(Pixelcat chews at the chains)

[2 HOURS LATER]

Pixelcat: Arngh! Nargh! (snap) YES!

(Pixelcat unchains himself)

Pixelcat: THEY WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...as soon as I repair the Pearl...