Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26336673-20160813000516/@comment-26336673-20160831211758

 Okay, well here we go! *takes out Mr. Chicken*

 What is that?

 He's Mr. Chicken

 And how is... he... useful?

 Watch. *throws Mr. Chicken*

 BAWWWWWWWWWWK!!!! *lands and explodes*

 Holy freak! What was that!

 Annnnnd... here he is. *Mr. Chicken appears beside Scientedfic. Scientedfic picks him up* Now let's get to it.

 Uh... you sure he's safe?

 Yeah, of course!

Mr. Chicken acquired!