Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26936711-20150815072811/@comment-25995945-20150908081743

Once portfolios talked to a banana that looks like a totally pro eggplant and shoved it into a meat grinder. IAmBanana04 walked in, and said that I am a banana. Suddenly, a minion comes in and ate IAmBanana04. Then the minion blew up. And the explosion lead to a slimy situation. That was really bad for portfolios that was arfraid of melons, big juicy melons. Big, green, juicy melons. A portal appeared, the portal shot out bananas for 5 seconds. Then there were lemons, big juicy lemons... and DEEZ NUUTZ! Before the portal dissapeared it destroyed a huge amount of hotdogs and hamburgers. The banana became sad and juicy before Annoying Orange came in and blew up Washington. The banana was happy again and again. Hamburgers appeared of the banana's mouth, while saying, "My name is JEFF!". They actually were mutant lennys from outer space and disguise as a Double Cheese Burger with A McDonalds Bag which happened to be a bad thing to do more cakes. The banana got scared. What did he f*ck up? Lebron James, of course, and a fat lot of good. "Muahahahaha", said the demon pineapple wizard. The banana asked for more bananas to come to the library. A banana portal opened. Nothing happened, unless he could beat Clubstep. Five years later, He became an adult but still green. Geometry dash 2.0 came out on the Moon, and the robot ate the bannana. 10 more years later, yo mama was so fat that her butt became sentient, overpowered herself, and ate the entire universe. The end. OR IS IT? (dun dun duun) Chapter 2: I was rekt by a huge kappa that looked like a walrus that really is a dog and then I ate a cherry flavored McFlurry questioning the terrible grammar here then NKpower realized he's a noob. It was all in his head. Watershootz also beat 29 demons. Nothing compared to SD Decay's 115 demons. TkotkAmigo said "WHAT IS LOVE?!?!" SD Decay said "luv is life like shrek." Then NKpower wasn't a Noob, he's a pro. Then I used dude again. He likes that template, because he is the fattest glubnork that a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ever slapped. Then a random guy threw a pink size portal at a random army of zombies and stomped them out. Then a robot, a dart and a UFO appeared. The UFO tried to eliminate Mars with help with the Dart and the Robot, and also a Cube, a Ship, and a Ball. The Robot just dissapeared from Earth and went to Mars. Hackey always misspelled Categorized. But he learned to. And then ...(Dun dun dun) THE ROBOT DESTROYED MARS! JK it actually destroyed Buffalo, NY. Chapter 3: Once again, i had to eat a potato. Made into french fries.

Then this happened:

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After the demon appeared... Everybody ran out from the Apple Store.