Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26446727-20160726012103/@comment-26955166-20160807152328

Me: (Sings along with the derp song) 🎤 Derp. Derpity derp derp. Derp derpity derp derp. Derp derpity derp derp. /🎤

Cookie Monster: Hey. Has anyone seen TheGamersUn-

Me: (Draws out X Blade)

Cookie Monster: I meant to say Elmo.

PlayDash: We know you meant CookieCookieNom-

Cookie Monster: COOKIE!

Me: We have to warn Cookie!

CookieCookieNomNom: Warn me of... WHOA!

Cookie Monster: COOKIECOOKIENOMNOM!

Cookie: Wait!

Cookie Minster: OM NOM NOM!

TurtleJosh: We have to save Cookie!

Me: If my calculations are right, we're already too late.

CookieCookieNomNom: Hey guys. Sorry, I just had to respawn.

Cookie Monster: OM NOM NOM!

Me: (Slaps forehead) Not again!

Cookie: Did I miss something?

OM NOM NOM!

PlayDash: When will this insanity ever end?

Me: (Upon seeing Cookie) RUN!!!!!

Cookie: (Runs from Cookie Monster)

OM NOM NOM!

Me: Oh well. At least he gets a head start next time, having a better chance for escape.

OM NOM NOM!

PlayDash: NOOOOOO! Not TurtleJosh! AAAAAAAHHHHHH,

OM NOM NOM!

Me: (Prepares for)

OM NOM NOM!

KAPOW!

Me: Run, Cookie! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

(Electrical discharge)

Cookie: Your attacks aren't working!

OM NOM NOM!

OM NOM NOM!

(But one hero escaped, and it's not who you think)

ME!

(Teleports to X Realm)

Cookie Monster: BURP!