Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26134218-20160813131622/@comment-29191679-20160817173336

I shoot Kirby, who ate a cardboard decoy of me and became cardboard.

I look back and see GeoDash!'s attack on MASTERFARKOS. Unable to change his fate, I then attempt to Spartan Charge into GeoDash!, when the Essence of Perserverance opens a portal next to me. I grab the stick and use it to smash the Essence into the ground.

I hear flames behind me, so I backflip over the Essence of Bravery as it charges towards me. I then turn around and uppercut GeoDash! as they try to stab me while invisible.

I throw 16 ender pearls into the air and ready my sword. I start teleporting everywhere as the ender pearls land, slicing GeoDash!, the Essence of Bravery, the Essence of Integrity and the Essence of Patience.

The Pidgeots prepare to use Gust, so I ignite a block of TNT and throw it at the center of the group. Many of the Pidgeots faint, and the force of the Gust isn't powerful enough anymore. When the attack runs out, I pull out a BTD5 boomerang and use it to disable most of the remaining Pidgeots.

GeoDash! summons them back in, so I try to grab anything that can fight them.

I find the Power Fist I saw earlier. And, to my luck, it charged up, if only by a small amount. That small amount is just enough.

I fully charge a ball of plasma, and fire it at the Pidgeots. They all get hit by the blast.

A Majestic-Class Interdictor exits out of supercruise, and Imperial spacecraft start deploying. The capital ship also blocks MASTERFARKOS from flying out of the planet's gravity.