Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20161105184609/@comment-27080660-20161111195345

Oh boy, I've always been great at these.

Look at this picture.

It may look familiar to you.

But have you noticed anything about it?

''Steven has 2 eyes. ''

Steven Fedkin's eyes are blue.

Blue has 4 letters in it.

"Eyes" also has 4 letters in it.

Now, how many syllables does "TimewornKaiju" have?

It has 4 syllables.

''"Steven Fedkin" also has 4 syllables. ''

But have you noticed anything about it?

Well, have you?

Because if you haven't, your mind is about to be blown.

''I've made statements involving the number 4 four times. ''

There's our first number-4.

Now, have you noticed anything about it yet?

Like the fact that that statement was made in the 3rd sentence of this theory?

There's our second number: 3.

Now, let's subtract those 2 numbers.

4 minus 3 is 1.

''Now, let's go back to the 4. ''

The FOURTH line of this theory states that Steven's eyes are blue.

The most common non-vowel character in that sentence is S.

''Now, let's take our number 1 and use it to subtract a single S from that sentence. ''

''Let's use our number four again. ''

Let's choose the FOURTH S in that sentence to subtract.

This leaves us with the sentence "Steven's eye are blue".

Notice anything?

The "eye" is no longer plural.

Meaning he has 1 eye.

Now, count how many times I've said "1" in this post.

Exclusing that last one, I've said it THREE times.

One eye.

3 ones.

If the ones equal sides...

That equates to 3 sides.

And one eye.

...Steven is the Illuminati.


 * Drops mic)