Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26336673-20171006031209/@comment-27383731-20171015214842

 What's going on? *was distracted by a crystal he had found earlier*

 LOOK OUT! *charges Psy to get him out of the way of the spiderhydra*

 *looks at the spiderhydra* WHAT ARE YOU DOING EEVEE!?!? When you cut off one head of a hydra, two grow back!

 I'll take care of this! *takes out a weapon that looks like a megaphone*

 *puts on noise-cancelling earmuffs and also puts noise-cancelling earmuffs onto everyone else (who is not considered an enemy) within a 50,000 mile radius of the spiderhydra*

 TAKE THIS YOU STUPID MUTANT! *pulls the trigger on the weapon that looks like a megaphone, which creates a sound of 500 decibels*