Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-7395353-20161009015307/@comment-27080660-20161020111108

I swiftly dodge all the attacks fired at me using my wings and jets.

Next, I use every single bit of energy I have to fire my secret weapon.

ABSOLUTE ZERO BEAM: This deadly weapon fires a massive beam of absolute-zero temperature. The sheer coldness of the beam causes anything it touches to freeze, lose its molecular structure, and then shatter into tiny particles instantly.

I fire the Absolute Zero Beam at anything and everything.

WARNING! Energy consumption critical! All shields offline!