Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180622002410/@comment-7395353-20180702191001


 * Flame Thrower
 * A heat resistant, scientifically-engineered glove that allows to pick up fire and throw it at your enemies.
 * Lazer Gun
 * The target will immediately run towards the nearest device with Internet access and start a flame war about the correct spelling of "laser."
 * Tome of Air
 * Reading the magic runes inscribed on it causes a divine being to fall from the sky and break 7 and a half of its legs.