Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28741271-20160313062752/@comment-29106585-20160315123245

I snatch up all of Kaz's devices, bash him bloody over the head with it, set loose an army of ants on him and take a picture, posting it on Reddit.

Then while the police are after me I drag Kaz to a carpark basement and tie him up, then make him watch as I delete all of his stats on GD, alongside everything he cares for. Then while he's stunned by his loss, I show him a hate message from Slice.

Then when he's crying in the shower I send my alleged dog after him, who takes a picture of him naked in the shower and posts it on 4chan. It goes viral in a matter of hours.

All this while, I stand outside his house and watch. A series of crappy explosion gifs trigger behind me as I walk away, letting out a savage, conntented sigh as I press the unfollow button on the top-right corner.

Good day.