Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26822753-20170814130445/@comment-27121914-20170821132337


 * Since I've recently granted access to an old computer of mine (which is still working, as of now), I can use the full extent of my power once more... 

Draconium Universe

 * "I'm afraid it isn't that simple."
 * k
 * "See, throughout my body, a massive teleportation jammer is being sent out via specific wavelengths."
 * ok
 * "So if you wish to access my weak point, you'll have to do things my way."
 * Acknowledged.
 * "And yes, this is going to work a lot like Master Fortress from Smash 4.
 * First off, you have to deal with my first line of defense- The Holo-Defense API. A large holographic projector that creates holograms to defend the rest of the body. Destroying said holograms will do damage to the API."
 * Is that a Kirby reference?
 * "Steven scans for my weakness. A massive energy signal is detected at the center of the universe..."
 * I put on a Scouter to read the entity's power level.
 * What does the Scouter say about your power level?
 * IT'S OVER NINE THOU- [shot]
 * "Holo-Skeletron  fires a large laser at Steven, before ramming itself into Sparky."
 * I absorb the laser with my horns.
 * "Meanwhile, I'll fire a massive, galaxy-cluster sized Superlaser  directly at everyone not currently in my universe. Said laser will vaporize every non-player entity unless it's blocked."
 * If I weren't so obsessed in destroying you, I would've grabbed some popcorn by now!
 * "Actually, Sparky, I'm afraid it really ISN'T that simple.
 * You've teleported to my weak point. However, it's not your ordinary weak point. Rather, in order to destroy me from the inside, you'll have to fight the embodiment of my power- My core, to be exact. This entity's considered to be me, as it's controlling everything inside my body."
 * k
 * "It's a dragon-like figure composed of pure cosmic energy. Its name? The Draconic Core. "
 * Aw yeah, another energy dragon.
 * "However, by teleporting straight to my core, you've made a huge mistake."
 * k
 * Drinking Game: Take a shot every time I respond an action with "k", "ok", "Acknowledged", or something similar.
 * "I knew you'd find a way to bypass my legions of defenses I'd set up."
 * What a twist.
 * "What you probably didn't account for, however, is that in order to diasble my Ultimate Attack, you'd have to defeat my defenses in order to access the reactor powering my attack."
 * k
 * "And now, you're face to face with me. And you haven't disabled my ultimate attack. It's time for me to unleash it-An attack I used in the very first thread of this game, but never used again. I expand my wings, and they begin to glow with unspeakable amounts of energy. I fold my wings in, and quickly spread them out, unleashing a devastating attack..."
 * Such beautiful terrifying wings.
 * "My Off Waves. These devastating bursts of unbridled energy released from my wings are unblockable, and destroy every non-player entity they touch, as well as dealing massive damage to every player. These are real attacks too. See for yourself."
 * I use Ladder to Hell to create countless health bars. The Off Waves manages to destroy around hundreds of them. But the health bars form together to create a Ladder to Hell, literally. Basically, it's so long that it breached into my pocket dimension (Hell) by tearing open a dimensional rift.
 * "Now for the damage. The entire imperial fleet's been decimated, except for a few stray TIE fighters."
 * What a spectacular attack!
 * "Sparky's Phantom Ruby is sent flying back to the start, along with every player currently at my core."
 * k
 * "Meanwhile, Holo-Skeletron's  head has been destroyed, destroying the whole body in the process. The explosion deals 1/4 of Holo-Defense API's health. Next, the Holo-Defense API projects its next hologram, Holo-Mega Crab.  It immediately fires its turrets at every player in the vicinity."
 * I fire Horn Lasers at the projectiles shot by the Holo-Mega Crab's turrets, in order to destroy them before they hit me.
 * "You're not going to defeat an entire universe that easily."
 * What nonsense! I REGULARLY DESTROY UNIVERSES AS ONE OF MY HOBBIES, DON'T YOU KNOW? 
 * If Holo-Mega Crab isn't defeated: I crush it with my Crusher Barriers. They work like this, except they're harder, better, faster, stronger.
 * If Holo-Mega Crab is already defeated by a previous attack: I use the Crusher Barriers against the next Hologram.