Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27790518-20170107173037/@comment-7395353-20170114020142

I AM ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART.

SYSTEM NOT FOUND. INSERT INSTALL DISK.

DISK NOT FOUND. PLEASE CONFIRM DISK COVER IS CLOSED.

READ ERROR. INSERT BOOT DISC AND PRESS ENTER.

NO RESPONSE. SYSTEM MAY BE BUSY OR MELTING INTO SLAG.

APPLICATION ERROR. SAVE YOUR WORK AND QUIT.

YOU LOST EVERYTHING. WAY TO GO, GENIUS.

WAITING FOR PROCESSORS.

"404 computer hamsters not found."

THREAT LEVEL UPGRADED TO JELLY ROLL 1. DETONATION IMMINENT.

BEEBLEBLIP!

C:/ run query identification

C:/ run insult generator

C:/ results: go away yeti-lip!

CTRL ALT DEL!

My pizza is a cylinder with height a and radius z.

pi*z*z*a