Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20160623121200/@comment-28122105-20160625014436

BG: Poof! A brand new flatscreen television with... uh... a... new... remote?

LG: Poof! A really really crappy television that only gets 2 channels.

TG: Poof! A brick with the word "television" written on it. Also, it is summoned in the sky and falls on your head.

I wish for pizza.