Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26073440-20180826031310/@comment-29191679-20180901172532


 * 1) Obtain a random book.
 * 2) Obtain a random math equation.
 * 3) Using a sledgehammer, smash everything (including the sledgehammer).
 * 4) Put everything into a blender.
 * 5) Look away. Now look back. Your blender should have disappeared.
 * 6) Obtain the nearest crocodile.
 * 7) See the crocodile in a while.
 * 8) This obscure measurement of time will turn into a Potion of Time.
 * 9) Realize that the Potion of Time shouldn't have any real purpose in an instruction manual for math homework.
 * 10) Question Alpha654 about this.
 * 11) When you are told that he has no idea whatsoever regarding how to actually make the desired item, obtain the nearest canada goose.
 * 12) A flock of canada geese will surround you and attack you. Escape from the geese. (Note: You cannot defeat the geese. Not because it would alter the results, but because it is impossible.)
 * 13) You may now see the crocodile. Go to it and it will log the time it has been since you said you would see it in a while.
 * 14) That amount of time will now turn into a Potion of Time. Obtain it and put it into a blender with your other Potion of Time.
 * 15) Pour the resulting Potion of Time onto the canada goose you obtained earlier.
 * 16) The goose will now attack you; this is normal. After a few seconds, it will realize that it is a time goose and stop attacking you.
 * 17) Send the time goose to the past and make it steal the original blender.
 * 18) Release the time goose into the wild in order to prevent it from attacking you multiple times at once, which would interfere with the next step.
 * 19) Pour the contents of the blender onto a sheet of paper.
 * 20) You now have math homework.
 * 21) (Optional) Realize that these instructions make no sense whatsoever.
 * 22) (Optional) Repeat Step 10.

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