Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26054072-20160912192728/@comment-26336673-20170131005908

meanwhile...

 Ow... where the heck am I?

He sees a lot of baby hands.

 Oh god...

 Carl...

 Paul... is that you?

 I don't know where we are, Carl...

 I'm not Carl...

 I think we ended up in the meat vortex.

 Carrrrrl!

 What? I needed to make another dimension for the world of meat!

 Carrrrl...

 You've never appreciated meat, have you?

 I can't believe this Carl! I... I - just, look at this!

 Beautiful, huh?

 Oh gosh... I know where I am...

 Huh, another human?

 No, don't eat the - oh, oh god...

Carl is now nibbling on Scientedfic's hands.

<Scientedfic> YEESH! GET AWAY! *pulls out the all-any sword*

<Carl> Hey, hey... don't hurt me. I'm just a harmless llama.

<Scientedfic> With a craving for hands.

<Carl> Yup!

<Scientedfic> Welp, that made me feel better...

<Carl> Really?

<Paul> That was sarcasm, Paul.

<Scientedfic> Exactly, and I'M OUT!

Scientedfic runs away, but he's stuck in the meat vortex.