Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28741271-20151201103111/@comment-28741271-20151207010723

"Guysssssss if you give me some useful stuff I will provide you with 20 turns' worth of hamburgerssssssss"
 * You made that promise.

"@Trinket You want one of my weapons?"

"I try to break free from my embodiment, creating a temporary Ice Golem to keep me in, and I try to attack Thethoss"
 * Awaiting response...

"Rrobertus02 plays Electric Etzer screaming Ego Death using the Electro Fireyphone"
 * You created an Ice Golem, which temporarily housed your soul! Then you fired Frost Lasers at Thethoss, which melted into Hydrolasers. It's super effective! 300000 damage!


 * 150000 damage!

"Rrobertus02 instructs his companions to attack TheThoss"


 * They're filled with determination! 900000 total damage!

"Rrobertus02 shoots Thethoss with Holy Lasers using the Divine Launcher"

"Hackey5 summons Undead Minions (4 x 50000) (life of 2 rounds) to assault the Ugaxator, aiming for its cockpit"
 * It's super effective! 300000 damage!


 * You summoned 4 Undead Minions! Then they attacked the Ugaxator's cockpit. 200000 damage!

"Hackey5 fires a chain of lightning bolts using the Mjolnir at the Ugaxator's cockpit, intending to cause a surge in its systems"


 * 200000 damage! Power surge detected!

"Hackey5 latches onto the Ugaxator to pummel open its cockpit using the Mjolnir"


 * It's hammer time! 300000 damage!

"Hackey5 instructs the Ocuvolent Lvl 1 to assist in his efforts in breaching the Ugaxator's cockpit"


 * Ocuvolent fired its laser at the Cockpit. 200000 damage!

"I throw Boss Orb D really high towards the beach"


 * Mickey jumped really high towards Boss Orb D, eating it! He then eat Boss Orb E and F, gaining power for himself!

Inventory

 * Rrobertus02:
 * Lazarus (Lvl 15) (Fire/Dark)
 * Electro Fieryphone (Lvl 11) (Fire/Electric) (Can emits non-elemental or elemental Etzer screams) (Can stun enemies)
 * Divine Launcher (Lvl 8) (Holy) (Can shoots either Holy Lasers or Holy Missiles)
 * Infernal Flamethrower (Lvl 7) (Fire/Dark)
 * Fireaxe (Lvl 1) (Fire)
 * Shotgun (Lvl 1)
 * Desert Warp Device
 * Tundra Warp Device
 * IceKane:
 * Sanglacius (Ice/Dark/Tech) (Lvl 11) (Can spook enemies)
 * Grando Tenebris (Ice/Electric/Dark) (Lvl 10)
 * Resurrector
 * Crimson Warp Device
 * Dungeon Warp Device
 * Aeronox51:
 * Divine Cannon (Lvl 4) (Holy)
 * Demon Blaster (Dark/Fire) (Lvl 2)
 * Minishark (Lvl 1)
 * 10 Life Potions
 * HacknetOS (Lvl 4) (Multihack)
 * Factorem (Lvl 3) (KeyCrack.exe: 3/3)
 * Demonite Key
 * Hackey5:
 * Mjolnir (Electric/Holy) (Lvl 10)
 * Evolution Potion
 * Resurrector
 * Corruption Warp Device
 * Elmfern (A plant):
 * Petrafolium Terebra (Grass/Rock/Ground) (Lvl 14) (Calm: 4/4)
 * Petrafolium Sagittarius (Grass/Rock) (Lvl 13) (Multiarrow: 4/4)
 * Aquavinea (Grass/Water) (Lvl 13) (Tranquility: 4/4)
 * Meatball (Flail) (Dark) (Lvl 7)
 * Seedshark (Lvl 1)
 * Fusion Kit
 * Upgrade Kit (Dark) (This one upgrades a weapon to a blood-related weapon, which will make it dark elemental)
 * Ocean Warp Device
 * RisingFire2654:
 * Psychicae Ignis (Fire/Psychic) (Lvl 14)
 * Frignis Pugnus (Fire/Ice/Fighting) (Lvl 13)
 * Umbrabilis Ignis (Fire/Ghost) (Lvl 12) (Sear)
 * Jungle Warp Device.
 * Boss Orb G: Contains [REDACTED] which drops 1/3 of the Superdrill.
 * Boss Orb H: Contains [REDACTED] which drops 1/3 of the Superdrill.
 * Boss Orb I: Contains [REDACTED] which drops 1/3 of the Superdrill.
 * Trinket9:
 * Lightsaber (Electric) (Lvl 1)
 * Ice Staff (Ice) (Lvl 1)

Locations
Overworld (Day) The Crimson The Corruption Beach
 * Factorem (Lvl 3) (KeyCrack.exe: 3/3)
 * Crimson Portal
 * Corruption Portal
 * Dungeon Portal
 * Aeronox51 (Programmer) (Mech Rider) (Android) (Tech) (3800/3800)
 * Deimos (Serving Aeronox) (Ridden by Aeronox) (Warp Device) (Thermostat) (Lvl 5) (100000/100000)
 * Overworld Portal
 * Overworld Portal

But nobody came...

Ocean

Here we go. Tundra
 * Elmfern (A plant) (Arbor) (Boss Slayer) (Grass) (1900/1900)
 * Edicus (Water/Flying) (Serving Elmfern) (Ridden by Elmfern) (Lvl 1) (1000000/1000000)
 * Elmfern's Skeleton Sniper (Dark) (50000/50000)
 * Elmfern's Skeleton Spearman (Dark) (50000/50000)
 * Elmfern's Shark A (Water) (50000/50000)
 * Elmfern's Shark B (Water) (50000/50000)
 * Elmfern's Shark C (Water) (50000/50000)
 * Elmfern's Shark D (Water) (50000/50000)
 * Kappa Mickey (BOSS) (10000000/10000000) (Drops a Supersoul: A very powerful soul that's not Mickey's) (Bad Time: Acts 3 times per turn) (Drops the Ocean Crystal)

Vordos attacked the Ice Golem with Severus. 1000 damage!

Felnessa shot a Sanic Fireball at the Ice Golem. But it hits Papyrus instead! 100000 damage!

Thethoss shot a Sanic Fireball at Trinket. But he dodged! The Sanic Fireball then homed at Sans. 100000 damage!

Thethoss smashed Lenny with Anduril. 300000 damage!

Thethoss will now acts 4 times per turn! Dungeon Jungle
 * Rrobertus02 (Moderator) (Angel) (Night Owl) (Holy) (3000/3000)
 * Cyborg Papyrus (Serving Robertus) (Lvl 1) (500000/600000)
 * Sans (Serving Robertus) (Lvl 1) (500000/600000)
 * Lenny (Serving Robertus) (Lvl 1) (600000/1000000)
 * Trinket9 (1500/1500)
 * Ice Golem (Kane's embodiment) (3000/4000) (Turns left: 1/3)
 * Vordos, the Lord of Horror (BOSS) (Fire/Dark) (1950000/3000000) (Drops the Horrium: Used to upgrade a weapon into a Lvl 15 Dark weapon) (Drops Severus: Lvl 15 Fire/Dark Scythe: Can spook enemies) (Drops a Tundra Crystal Shard) (Demon Lord: Miniature Demon Portals open and demons come out of them) (Can teleport: 50% Dodge rate) (High accuracy) (Can bend space, creating portals) (Can spook entities)
 * Felnessa, the Lady of Lust (BOSS) (Fire/Dark) (1950000/3000000) (Drops the Lennite: Used to upgrade a weapon into a Lvl 15 Non-elemental weapon. The material's element can be changed. The upgraded weapon will have a chance to summon Lenny) (Drops Illumina: Lvl 15 Fire/Dark Staff: Brainwash: Cooldown of 3 turns) (Demon Lady: Miniature Demon Portals open and demons come out of them) (Can teleport: 50% Dodge rate) (High accuracy) (Can bend space, creating portals) (Brainwash: 3/3)
 * Thethoss, the Lord of Despair (BOSS) (Fire/Ice) (1450000/5000000) (Drops the Frostferno: Used to upgrade a weapon into a Lvl 15 Fire/Ice weapon) (Drops Anduril: Lvl 15 Fire/Ice Warhammer) (Demon Lord: Miniature Demon Portals open and demons come out of them) (Blocks weak attacks) (Can teleport: 50% Dodge rate) (High accuracy) (Can bend space, creating portals) (Bad Time: Acts 4 times per turn) (Immune to Annoying Entities)
 * Overworld Portal
 * Dungeon Gate: Requires the Ocean Crystal, the Desert Crystal and the Tundra Crystal to open it. Summons Skeletron upon opened.

A power surge from Ugaxator that's caused by Holy Lightnings caused it to have an extra AP! It fired Lasers from its Xator Cannons at Aquarius using that extra AP. 500000 damage!

Cybermammoth goes inside the Right Xator Cannon. And then Ugaxator shot Cybermammoth at Queen Bee! But he missed and the Cybermammoth took 250000 fall damage.

Ugaxator shot a Pyrolaser at the Queen Bee using the Left Xator Cannon. But she dodged!
 * RisingFire2654 (Ignis) (Fireforger) (Fire) (3800/3800)
 * Queen Bee (Bug/Flying) (Serving Rising) (2000000/2000000)
 * Aquarius (Dragon/Water) (Serving Rising) (2500000/3000000) (Rex Cannon: Can change element)
 * Hackey5 (Bureaucrat) (Tenebris) (Necromancer) (Dark) (4000/4000) (Shield: Until the Ocuvolent is defeated)
 * Ocuvolent (Dark/Flying) (Serving Hackey) (Ridden by Hackey) (Lvl 1) (Shields the rider until defeated) (400000/400000)
 * Cybermammoth (BOSS) (Ice/Tech) (2750000/3000000) (Drops the Cybertusk: Used to make a Lvl 15 Non-elemental weapon that's super effective against Skeletons) (Drops a Tundra Crystal Shard)
 * Ugaxator (BOSS) (Tech) (HP: 7500000/7500000) (Cockpit: 2100000/3000000) (Xator Cannons: Acts 2 times per turn) (Drops a Tundra Crystal Shard when Flowey is killed)

It is now day!

In this case, Kappa is a Greek letter.