Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27080660-20170823000831/@comment-27121914-20170830140719


 * This post almost got delayed for another day. Fortunately, I managed to finish it on time. Phew!

Stronghold Invasion (404 found)

 * "the Executor uses a couple of armor drones (basically cannon fodder) to block some of the heat ray while using its own shields to block some more."
 * The Ankylon Titan shoots a Sphere of Destruction at the Executor. The sphere will destroy any armor drones it touches. (Yes, the 6 titans just got elemental upgrades).
 * "the Regius loses 1 engine due to the snipe. It retaliates with several extreme speed missiles with miniature Molecular Disintegrators inside each."
 * The Ragnarov Titan shoots a Plasma Sphere, which explodes into several lightning bolts aimed at the missiles, destroying them!
 * And then it shoots several more Plasma Spheres at the Regius.
 * "the dozen Strongholds activate planetary shields and fire back with long range defenses. (including CM Supernova turrets.)"
 * The Marza Dreadnoughts are destroyed!
 * The Eradica Titan summons energy clones of itself. And then the Eradica Titan and its clones attack each Stronghold with Wave Motion Guns.
 * "the Supernova turrets on the original Stronghold gets rekt. To replace it, several Mk V plasmathrower turrets pop up and plaster the PEKKAs in superheated gas. a bunch of Teslas also pop up to zap them."
 * The Omega PEKKAs counter the superheated gas by channeling coldness in their bodies, keeping them cold!
 * The Omega PEKKAs absorb the electricity fired by the Teslas, and then they fire Horn Lasers at them using the energy obtained from the electricity.
 * After that, the Omega PEKKAs fire BAZ Rays at the Mk. V Plasmathrower Turrets, freezing them in process. And then they shatter them by slashing their swords (Star Wrath) at them.
 * "the Terminator dodges the metal crocodiles, but still loses a good chunk of his arm. He use attraction boots to stick to the ceiling and walk his way to the nearest door, then get down and quickly get out."
 * The Terminator gets out of the Metaldile Pool, only to find himself in the Anachronism Chamber!
 * (If you wish to fight Lobat ASAP, consider sending in more entities since you'll need to defeat all 15 members of the Felt and 22 members of Major Arcana before you could engage him in battle. This will cause me and you to lengthen our posts, though).
 * Felt Member 3, Trace, summons a T. rex from the past!
 * And then Felt Member 5, Fin, pulls a Cyber Module from the future!
 * After that, Fin throws the Cyber Module at the T. rex, turning it into a Cybersaurus Rex!
 * And then both Felt Members ride the Cyber-Rex.
 * The Cybersaurus Rex fires his two Wave Motion Guns at the Terminator.
 * And then he shoots several Energy Sawblades at the Terminator.
 * "Clone 1 takes minor damage through his Hardplate armor. If Felt #1 is around, he throws a grenade at him. If not, Clone 1 heads for the nearest exit while dodging flamethrowers."
 * Itchy has dodged the grenade with his Super Speed! (By accelerating time for himself).
 * You're not getting out until you defeat Itchy!
 * And then Itchy punches Clone 1 into another flamethrower, which proceeds to burn him with fire that has the temperature of 6666 degrees Celsius.
 * "Superweapons 20% charged"
 * Acknowledged.

[RAID] {vs. Sweg Dragon} Draconium Universe (Phase 1: Holo Defense API/Holo-Leviathan)

 * (A raid is a fight involving multiple players focusing against one super-powerful player/boss entity).
 * "Holo-Leviathan EX was rekt!"
 * [in M. Bison's voice] YES! YES!
 * "...Right?"
 * Oh boy, please don't tell me...
 * "With its last breath (Or whatever holograms do instead of breathing), Holo-Leviathan EX uses the X Star to heal itself! This revives it, and brings it back to full power!"
 * FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
 * "Now, Holo-Leviathan EX'll sacrifice the X Star, in order to use a one-time move (Like those superweapons in games that are one use only):"
 * Bring it!
 * "This destroys the X Star, in order for it to use Subspace Blast, a massive, unstoppable beam of dimensional dark energy!"
 * Heh.
 * "Anything and everything that touches Subspace gets sent to an unknown place, far beyond the reaches of our universe (Or mine). Where does it all go? Nobody knows."
 * The Subspace from Super Smash Bros. Brawl, huh?
 * "I'll fire this devastating Bermuda Triangle of a laser at The Covenant, the Imperial Fleet, and Steven."
 * Oh boy.
 * "You'll have to be creative to stop this one."
 * Ugh. My brain hurts. Below is all I can do, because I'm bad at creativity.
 * I open a massive portal to an unknown timeline, sending the Subspace Blast into it. The blast eventually hits the center of the alternate Milky Way. And then I encase the unknown timeline in a dimensional barrier, trapping the Subspace Blast inside the timeline, with no way of getting out!
 * Fortunately, other objects will be unable to enter that timeline as well. Cosmic powers can still affect it, however.
 * If that didn't work, then I cause the unknown timeline to implode, resulting in a Big Crunch!
 * "I've already Off-Waved most of your attacks, but as for your others, now that the Stasis Shield's vanished, Holo-Leviathan EX is blasted by Sonar's maelstrom of attacks, causing it to drop Sparky and collapse to the ground! It's almost defeated!"
 * FINISH HIM!! 
 * I prepare a multitude of weapons and powers to finish the Leviathan.
 * I summon countless Spheres of Destruction to counter any incoming X-Burst Blasts, one of these spheres will counter a single X-Burst Blast, cancelling both attacks, but the targeted X-Burst Blast won't counter other attacks that's aimed towards its user. Fire as many lasers as you want, more Spheres will be created.
 * And then I prepare to summon portals to various unknown timelines to counter the Subspace Blasts. Does this look like I care about timelines at all?
 * I charge the UmbraLux Cannon. It's the weapon that defeated 404 found, as the vastly improved Broken God (SCP-001-05). It combines the power of Light and Darkness to create the element of Equilibrium, which is 108 times more powerful than light and dark combined. It's the most powerful version of the Wave Motion Gun so far. The UmbraLux Cannon's attack consists of three parts:
 * Equilibrium Hyperlaser: Made from light and dark, and is 108 times stronger than both of them combined. Faster-than-light, homing, dimensional-breaching (follows its target into another dimension by breaching into it, and will inevitably returns if it gets sent to another dimension), and capable of destroying both Milky Way and Andromeda Galaxy at the same time. The main part of the attack.
 * Umbral Spheres of Destruction: Spheres of Destruction made from darkness, which are created around the Hyperlaser and launched at the main body of the Broken God, with each of them capable of destroying the Moon itself.
 * Photon Miles: Red Miles made of light split from the Hyperlaser. White tendrils of destruction, which follow multiple targets at once and impale them with the same force as the Red Miles.
 * Another attack: I surround the Holo-Leviathan with hundreds of Gaster Blasters, which blast him with white superlasers. And then I detonate the Gaster Blasters and surround the Holo-Leviathan with several Crusher Barrier, which proceeds to crush him like Asgore's rings of fire.
 * And finally, the finisher: I fuse the Blade of Equilibrium with Red Miles, temporarily imbuing it with the element of Destruction.
 * (These responds are listed chronologically, depending on whoever posted first after my last post. So, chronologically, this is before Sonar glitched the Red Miles, which is basically my entire body).
 * And then I temporarily fuse the Solar Eruption (was made from an alternate Sun & the strongest flail in Terraria) and the Blade of Equilibrium (light + dark = ultra-powerful sword) into... the Solar Equilibrium. 
 * And finally, I swing my epic flail/sword hybrid at the Holo-Leviathan.
 * The Power of the Sun + Yin-Yang Bomb. Where is your god now? 
 * "It's only me and you, who is gonna save you now?" - Sonic Forces, Theme of Infinite.
 * I hope this attack kills the Holo-Leviathan for good. Because it's freaking time to move on and access the Reactor powering Sweg's Off Waves.
 * After that, the Solar Equilibrium un-fuses into the Solar Eruption and the Blade of Equilibrium.
 * And if the Holo-Leviathan is finally killed, then I teleport to the Reactor and prepare to utterly wreck it.

The Shadow of Darkness (Sonar553)
TimewornKaiju.exe has stopped working.
 * "I send a pop-up telegram to Steven: You are not powerful. Your attacks are just pathetic. Do you expect people to die easily from your attacks? No! because you are a demon, and your occasionally long procedures are just easy to distinguish and can be dodged! YOU CANNOT KILL."
 * k
 * "I see if this works to lessen Steven's Self-Esteem, but enrage him too.\"
 * ...I ain't even mad.
 * "I explode into millions of fatal dark droplets, Some being teleported to the Pocket Universe of 404's, where he would be dueling Steven."
 * Well, I'm actually inside the Draconium Universe. But it's fine.
 * "The droplets scurry, hit 404 and Steven. There is a possibility, considering Steven is a Demon and I am of pure darkness, that the droplets have a different reaction towards him, but still, the dropplets induce massive damage to Steven if applicable."
 * MASSIVE... damage?
 * Now, why am I covered in supernatural oil?
 * "[...] The droplets then rush to the horns of Steven, effecting the power that is there, then vaporize into the Horns."
 * Turns out, the outer layer of my horns are made of a strange type of membrane!
 * "To add, the dark liquid will also cause some sort of malfunction for Red Miles, if applicable."
 * For just standing there and not doing anything about it (and dismissing the liquid darkness as "supernatural oil"), the Red Miles get malfunctioned.
 * However, since the Red Miles are pieces of me, and I'm basically made of Red Miles, I begin to glitch.
 * Reality is tearing at the seams...
 * The Draconium Universe begins to crack...
 * However, the cracks suddenly get repaired, for some reason...
 * The Draconium Universe begins to crack...
 * However, the cracks suddenly get repaired, for some reason...

The Return of Zerach Maxar
( WARNING:  Great Wall of Text).
 * Meanwhile, in the Conclave...
 * (My version is the Employer's HQ instead of the home of a rogue AI known as Project Binary).
 * The Employer, who's residing in the Doomed Timeline, has recreated Zerach Maxar and resurrected the Red Dragon's soul. Currently, he's preparing 12 player clones.
 * Oh wait, he's just finished after saying that. Then the Employer resumes his business in ruling the Doomed Timeline with an iron fist.
 * So, I, the Red Dragon, immediately possesses Zerach Maxar!
 * Zerach Maxar has returned! 
 * Then I, as Zerach Maxar, return to the Draconium Universe. I'll teleport to the Reactor's location if it's possible now.
 * And then I summon 12 player clones around me. In order to defeat Zerach, you have to go after my clones and kill them. They won't be killed in few posts and can't be one-shotted. (Unless I think that clone is lame).
 * Every player clones (except Airtoum's clone) teleports to the Draconium Universe. They won't make an attack yet because I spent 2-3 entire days writing this post.
 * Airtoum; the Lord of Breath and Time/Lobat.  He has powers over time, air, and forced teleportation. He's already summoned and is residing in an enormous capital ship known as SIS Chronos, which is being invaded by 404 found's forces. This process just links his life force with Zerach Maxar's.
 * IITimelessII; the Time Eater.  She (yes, she. Timeless is female) travels through time to eat pieces of history, erasing them from existence. She leaves no traces of herself once she has travelled into another time period, except when she has just travelled from a time period to another.
 * PhoenixShadowHeart15751; the Ziz.  A bird so enormous that she could block out the sun with her wingspan. Can transform into a human to deal with human-sized threats more conveniently. Apparently likes Sweg Dragon, as she has called him "Swegie". (I hope any RFF player who's reading this is allergic to !*** as much as I do).
 * SpeirMint; the Impaler Leaf.  A living Yggdrasil leaf that got possessed by a random demon. Said demon gained incredible powers through the leaf and became a demon lord just because of it. Basically, he's a leaf so long and so sharp that he could be used as a spear. However, anyone who equips him will get possessed until he gets out of their hands. Also, he has a fragrant scent.
 * <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px yellow, 1px 1px 1px yellow">Werety67890; the Nightmare  A Dream Eater who can eat the dreams of entities who are sleeping (because players just won't fall asleep). He can attack by using or summoning various phobias. He looks exactly like Nightmare from Five Nights at Freddy's 4.
 * <span style="color:orange;text-shadow:0 0 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px blue">RiddleguyGO!; Dr. Goldfish.  A goldfish piloting a Death Egg Robot Sentinel. This Egg Sentinel is equipped with a pair of Spikefists (basically the arms of a Death Egg Robot) and an Eye Laser. And probably some of Omega PEKKA's abilities as well.
 * <span style="color:cyan;text-shadow:0 0 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px white, 1px 1px 1px white">GeoVaporizer; the Vapor Colossus.  He's a colossal, gaseous humanoid who is made entirely of weed smoke. His main weakness is being dissolved in water, but he'll teleport almost immediately after getting hit by it, so that he won't get instantly killed.
 *  Mr. Pixelator; the Cereal Killer.  A computer virus whose physical appearance is made of polygons. He can temporarily hack any electronic devices whose antivirus isn't up to date, and use them against other entities. His main weapon is Sunslammer, which is a Hamaxe (hammer/axe hybrid, and it looks like this).
 * The Sunslammer's hammer side can create fiery shockwaves launched towards his enemies, damaging anything in its way. The shockwaves work like [i.imgur.com/2GTD2.gif Final Cutter.]
 * The Sunslammer's axe side can create fire waves launched towards his enemies, which will cut their targets before burning them.
 * The Sunslammer won't turn the objects it hit into pixels, or polygons, or something like that.
 * <span style="color:tan;text-shadow:0 0 1px tan, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">A Living Box; the Incredibox.  A black box who can summon stuff by... beatboxing.
 * <span style="color:crimson;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">Mini P.E.K.K.A; the Prototype.  The prototype of the Omega PEKKA gets repaired and gets Coke Immunity. See the full list of its abilities here.
 * <span style="color:yellow;text-shadow:0 0 1px yellow, 1px 1px 1px grey, 1px 1px 1px grey">Terminator2.0; the Robo-Jolteon.  Has all of Jolteon's learnable moves, combined with the toughness of the Terminator.
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px yellow, 1px 1px 1px black;1px 1px 1px black">RhombusRaiderz; Infinite.  The new villain of Sonic Forces. His powers corresponds to the lyrics of the Theme of Infinite, and they're too long to write today.