Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-34097798-20180829191427/@comment-29646689-20180926203302

That Doomstar chooses to jump to Hyperspace, letting an asteroid behind it take the hit.

Furnace fires its 5-reactor blast. It is capable of wiping all planets in the Solar System, but it is aimed exclusively at Earth.

And I wrapped in Scranton Reality Anchors.