Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20161017175134/@comment-26869370-20161019204922

A 42,420,133,721.0000987878654567 picometer wide 99.9961506661312-pound red ball with rapidly flashing blue stripes perpendicular to each other with a white glow coming out of a square hole on the back emitting a rainbow trail made mostly of red, orange, yellow, lime, cyan, blue, magenta and purple, with each being at an equal amount and parallel to each other while the colors are congruent in width. The ball rolls at 24.87 mph and turns 96.68521 degrees left every 23.76110023 seconds during the summer. every 12.10572947 seconds a stream of fire is released from the square hole. The fire is purple, with a pinkish glow and grey tint. it extends 1.748135 feet out from the hole. The ball identifies itself as an apache helicopter, which is likely due to its unique mental illness, corcoranophilia, a symptom of a disease caused by a prion. The origional thing smells like cream cheese and emits radio waves at the 24.99989689gHz frequency every 1.2856719 planck seconds.