Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180329052738/@comment-26877467-20180407063211

Sorry this was a day late, my laptop battery died while I was writing the last one and I didn't feel like doing it again that day.

Actions - 17
Wreewspoorch pinches the bullet in their head and pulls it out, the hole it was in stringing itself back together.

Btd456Creeper abandons their submarine.

Sonar553 throws a tie-a-rang (a bow tie with a razor saw) at Pillar C, dealing 5 damage.

XXPhoenix888 places their water damaged hoverboard over another hoverboard.

404 found summons an airspeeder (hovering motorbike) and points it in what they think is forward, when in actuality it's 5 degrees to the left.

TheContestant437 begins summoning the Ender Dragon.

404 found realizes that they can't see anything, and reaches up to rub their eyes. The eyes feel metallic. 404 found rubs their finger over a seam between two plates screwed together. 404 found pops an eye out and feels around behind it in the socket. The mechanical eye is connected to the optic nerve with a series of wires and clamps. Pulling the eye out would damage the optic nerve, making 404 found blind forever. The eye seems to have an HDMI port, however.

XXPhoenix888 fires lasers at pillar C, dealing 5 damage and destroying it.

TheContestant437 summons 4 more pillars, this time waterproof. They are also scattered at various distances.

404 found spends their 5 meters, and teleports forward five meters.

TheContestant437 summons another jetpack, also waterproof.

404 found is over the grass now, and will crash into the trees next turn. They also don't know that they are above grass since they are blind and their airspeeder didn't start getting bumpy when they switched from road to grass.

TheContestant437 summons the Ender Dragon! The Ender Dragon will get two attacks each turn. One attack will be one of the following: Throwing an Ender Charge at a player, charging at a player, or doing a breath attack on a player. Ender Charge and breath attack will attack other players that happen to be at the same distance as the target player, and breath attack will linger 1/3 of a round. The Ender Dragon will be healed by obsidian pillars. If there are 1-4 pillars, the dragon will regenerate 5 HP. If there are 5-8 pillars, regenerate 10 HP. If there are 9+, regenerate 15 HP. If a player destroys an obsidian pillar, the Ender Dragon will attack them next. If two players do it, then the Ender Dragon will create a list and attack the players in that order. If a player destroys the current pillar (it's a stat) that the Ender Dragon is using, then it will deal 10 damage. Being the same distance as the pillar you are attacking will deal 5 damage to the Ender Dragon.

The caves are still flooded with water, but it's not flowing as quickly now.

Up ahead, 404 found finds the 4th obstacle. It's a flock of vultures, flying around.

Current Standings
Players:

'''Aggron... Just Aggron': 190m, 10th place''


 * Mirror armor (loud)
 * Piloting a helicopter (wind interference for those nearby)

XXPhoenix888: 225 m, 2nd place
 * Hoverboard (water damage, 4 turns left), on top of another Hoverboard
 * Blade of Justice, helicopting with, capable of launching fireballs and daggers
 * Recovering from high impact (2 turns left)

S0mePVZfan: 215m, 4th place


 * Recovering from high impact (2 turns left)

Sonar553: 225m, 2nd place


 * Has a flying carpet (soaked, too heavy to fly, 3 turns left)
 * Recovering from high impact (2 turns left)
 * Safari planned next August

404 found: 230m, 1st place


 * Inertial Dampener with High Energy Focus (water damage, 4 turns left)


 * Extra Inertia
 * Omnikey
 * Mechanical eyes that make Sonar553 look like Invader Zim (water damage, 4 turns left)
 * Blind as a result
 * Recovering from high impact (2 turns left)
 * 5 degrees to the left, going to hit trees

Oiniteoderfla12: 195m, 7th place

CookieCookieNomNom: 150 + 40m (184.3m), 11th place
 * Hoverboard (water damage, 4 turns left)
 * Glue-repelling shoes
 * The Rocket (half-water damage, 4 turns left)
 * Expresses emotions throught the Geometry Dash difficulty icons.
 * Current face: Normal
 * Motivation: Fellowship
 * Medic
 * From Team Fortress 2
 * Heals
 * Gun has water damage (4 turns left)
 * 100% Übercharge
 * Recovering from high impact (2 turns left)


 * Burned (get this healed)
 * 3rd degree burns
 * In caves
 * Drowning (2 turns of air)

Vaguebuild: 180m, 12th place


 * Rocket Launcher
 * Only in underwear
 * Ate something spicy
 * Zim ability (flight and lasers)
 * Missing intestines
 * Has slinkies within abdominal area
 * Recovering from high impact (2 turns left)

TheContestant437: 180m, 12th place


 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burn
 * Jetpack (water damage, 4 turns left)
 * Jetpack (waterproof)
 * Toaster (water damage, 4 turns left)
 * Recovering from high impact (2 turns left)

Psychomaniac14: 150m + 65m (205.7m), 6th place

EpicToast: 195m, 7th place
 * Alcubierre drive (space compressor) with EMP armor
 * Wearing hydrophobic cellulite cloak
 * Aerodynamic shield (3 turns of oxygen left)
 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burns
 * In caves
 * Recovering from high impact (2 turns left)

EpicToast 2: 195m, 7th place
 * Has a drone (water damage, 4 turns left)
 * Mirror (cracked)
 * Recovering from high impact (2 turns left)

EndermanR169: 180m, 12th place Btd456Creeper: 180m, 12th place
 * Recovering from high impact (2 turns left)
 * Train-SUV-TankMech with lasers capable of flight (175/200 HP)
 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burn
 * Bungled up

Wreewspoorch: 210m, 5th place
 * Feels good
 * Banana peel
 * 15 meters


 * Recovering from high impact (2 turns left)

 Entities: 

Marble pit: 50m

Fake finish line (experienced by 1 player): 55m

Crater: 75m

Obsidian pillar group (off to the side) (at pillar + attack = 5 damage to Ender Dragon):

Submarine: 165m (60/80 HP)
 * Pillar B: 170m (5/5 HP)
 * Pillar D: 235m (5/5 HP)
 * Pillar E: 265m (10/10 HP)
 * Pillar F: 290m (5/5 HP)
 * Pillar G: 275m (5/5 HP) (waterproof)
 * Pillar H: 220m (10/10 HP) (waterproof)
 * Pillar I: 310m (5/5 HP) (waterproof)
 * Pillar J: 245m (5/5 HP) (waterproof)

Ender Dragon: 80/80 HP (current pillar: E)

Event:

Ender Dragon: Will do 2 attacks each turn. Attacks can be Ender Charge, charge, or breath attack. Ende Charge and breath attack do splash damage, and breath attack lingers for 1/3 turn. 1-4 pillars, 5 regen; 5-8 pillars, 10 regen; 9+ pillars, 15 regen. If current pillar is destroyed, 10 damage.

Map:

Starting line (0m)

1st obstacle (100m)

2nd obstacle (150m-160m)


 * Caves (70m long, reconnects at 210m)

3rd obstacle (200m)

4th obstacle (250m)
 * Ballistic Shield blocker

...

Finish line (1000m)

After the Ender Dragon is defeated, we're gonna need a break from events.

@EpicToast, you have EpicToast and EpicToast 2, ever since you duplicated yourself several rounds ago. They are two seperate players. You can control them both. If either win the race, you win.

Wreewspoorch  summons a lawnmower and starts making the road extend to the trees on the right side.