Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28234445-20181016033307/@comment-29191679-20181028153044

10. It's called Schrödinger's Muffin. They said there's no way of telling whether it's been eaten until the box is opened.

...But that was all a lie, as it's just a regular muffin, and it'll always be in the box when you open it. Unless you take it out and eat it, of course.