Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27790518-20171027215634/@comment-27121914-20171028015626


 * I teleport me, my entities, and Sweg's entities from the previous round to this round.

List of Current Players and Entities

 * 1) TimewornKaiju, the Embodiment of Chaos and Destruction.  (Eldritch Steven ) (Vlad's Armor , Shield of Evil ) (Energy-Absorber API) (Force Shield) (Armageddon Shield) (Immune to forced teleportation by other entities)
 * 2) [REALITY-BOSS]  Darkceus, the Erased God (Darkrai + Arceus) (68% HP)
 * 3) [MIND-BOSS]  Darkmetal Sonic (77% HP)
 * 4) Svantechnical (Submachine Shotgun) (Left Hand)
 * 5) Megafleet (Fallen Star Launcher) (Right Hand)
 * 6) [TIME-BOSS]  Hastur the Unspeakable (Speak of the Devil: Gives Hastur an extra attack against the player who say "Hastur")
 * 7) Sweg Dragon, the Draconic Core.  (Assi-Limit API) (Holo-Forminator API) (Heatseeker API) (Healinator API) (Empty API Slot)
 * 8) Supreme Calamitas
 * 9) Supreme Catastrophe
 * 10) Moon Lord
 * 11) Moon Lord's Core (Attack its weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!!)
 * 12) Polterghast (Phase 2: Necroghast)
 * 13) 404 found, the Fleet Admiral
 * 14) Imperial Fleet
 * 15) Brown Eevee
 * 16) Falco Maxime: Centcom & Various APIs
 * 17) 213 Urga Mstitels
 * 18) 253 M99A5 Silhouettes
 * 19) 1 Golden Urga Mstitel
 * 20) 1 Monumental Mecha-Dragon Mothership
 * 21) Cima Leon: Centcom & Various APIs
 * 22) 1 Monumental Mecha-Hydra Mothership
 * 23) Corda Dracon: Centcom & Various APIs
 * 24) 1 Monumental Mecha-Kraken Mothership
 * 25) Hexiron Fleet
 * 26) Hexiron Space Station
 * 27) Class C Battleship of Hexiron
 * 28) Bavarium Shielded S-557 Salvation, Class C Battleship of Hexiron
 * 29) eDEN Airship
 * 30) Psychomaniac14
 * 31) Oiniteoderfla12
 * 32) SnufflesTheDog
 * 33) Alpha654

The Unholy Assault (vs. Sweg Dragon)
Previously on Round 59.
 * "The Moon Lord gets pushed back by a massive Gravity Wave. While it's trying to fight against it, it gets impaled in the chest by the massive Earth Blade! TREMENDOUS DAMAGE!"
 * Darkmetal Sonic takes the Earth Blade off the Moon Lord's Core.
 * And then he blast the Moon Lord's Core with a barrage of Megafleet lasers.
 * The Gravity Wave has dissipated.
 * Well, shit.
 * Darkmetal Sonic temporarily equips a weapon called "Immobilizer."
 * And then he shoots fast-moving immobilizing lasers at each of the Moon Lord's arms, preventing them from moving for the next turn!
 * And then he unequips the Immobilizer.
 * After that, Darkmetal Sonic unequips the Earth Blade and equips Svantechnical instead.
 * And then, while he's blasting the Moon Lord's Core with Megafleet on his right hand, he also attacks the Moon Lord's Core by blasting it with Svantechnical bullets. Lots and lots of bullets.
 * "Darkceus launches a massive barrage against Polterghast. Huge damage! Half of its shell has fallen off, revealing part of a grotesque, plasma-like creature! Polterghast has transformed into a Necroghast!"
 * Phase 2 initiated, eh?
 * "Necroghast fires hordes of Phantoms at Darkceus- living spirits of the deceased capable of latching onto an entity and draining their life force."
 * Darkceus retaliates by firing a barrage of Shadow Balls at the Phantoms, killing them!
 * "Necroghast latches onto Darkceus as well, and bites down with its massive jaws, attempting to drain its power completely."
 * Ow! Ow, ow... 68% HP remains!
 * Darkceus switches to Dark-type and transforms into smog in order to escape Necroghast.
 * And then the smog transforms back into Darkceus.
 * Darkceus sends another clone through a Power Ring again.
 * The clone starts rapidly multiplying into more clones, which also multiply into even more clones. (Based on Sparky's SRB2 Automatic Rings, which are known for ridiculously high reload).
 * In the span of 10 seconds, Necroghast is surrounded by 1000 Darkceus clones! This is the point when the Darkceus clones stop multiplying.
 * And then the Power Ring teleports the 1000 Darkceus clones inside the Necroghast. (Based on Sparky's SRB2 Rail Rings, which travel whatever distance there is between the thrower and the destination immediately).
 * However, the problem is, Telefrag: The Darkceus clones are teleported to the exact same space, which is already occupied, which causes all 1000 Darkceus clones to explode inside Necroghast, releasing a powerful shockwave of dark energy that damage it!
 * After that, the Power Ring explodes.
 * "With that, it's about time I deal with the New Entity, isn't it? I'll begin by launching a barrage of Hastur's Shurikens, straight at the very entity they deprived their name from."
 * Hastur shoots down Hastur's Shurikens with Light Bullets, which disintegrate them instantly because the true name of the King in Yellow is cursed! Weapons named after him won't work against the King in Yellow himself, young man.
 * "That's right, I said Hastur's name."
 * Yep, you did.
 * "I'll say it again, a bit louder this time: HASTUR."
 *  TRIGGERED 
 * 2 extra attacks!
 * "Now, you said that if I say Hastur's real name, he'll begin to attack me over anyone else. I'm going to assume that logic means Hastur's now going to redirect his attacks towards me?"
 * Nah, if he's already attacking your entities, then you'll just give him extra attacks in one post.
 * In case if an attack's name has the King in Yellow's true name in it, then he'll effortlessly counter it.
 * Now, you just gave him 4 extra attacks total. Saying that name too many times will cause him to combine all those instances into one big attack.
 * "Either way, I'll use my Holo-Forminator API. As you may recall, this lets me temporarily take on the form of anything I desire. I'll take on the form of an Eldritch god myself! For one turn, my form is now that of the Elder God, Kthanid!"
 * Oh boy.
 * "In this form, I can't directly attack. But I can do other, nastier things."
 * Oh, really?
 * "I immediately use one of my massive Blinding Spells to flash Hastur. Then, I'll attempt to banish the demon by flashing the feared Elder Sign!"
 * You blind something with really bright light, right?
 * However, since Hastur is an angelic Great Old One, light doesn't affect him! (Because angels tend to use light-related powers a lot).
 * Your banishing abilities won't work against Hastur in this game!
 * Hastur now have at least 5 total attacks this turn!
 * "With that out of the way, I'll resume my normal form. Hopefully that banished him...?"
 * No, it didn't.
 * "If that didn't work, I'll have Supreme Calamitas fire off more Brimstone Hellblasts, which hopefully damage him a good amount. These should, hopefully, also counter the Photon missiles, along with the distraction created by me."
 * The Photon Miles are countered!
 * Hastur  counter the Brimstone Hellblasts with more Light Bullets.
 * What happens if holy and unholy collides? It's like what would happen if matter and antimatter collides; explosions!
 * For each Light Bullet that hit a Brimstone Hellblast, the two projectiles are destroyed and cause a medium-sized explosion!
 * 4 attacks remain. (Counteractions can reduce the amount of extra attacks).
 * "Catastrophe continues getting healed. He's still incredibly weak, but strong enough to fight again."
 * Incredibly weak, yet strong enough to fight again? k den
 * "Not going to post any direct attacks for today. Doesn't really seem like there's much of a point to them anyways."
 * Yep, I sorta agree. I'm not gonna directly attack you as well. So instead, we're gonna focus on attacking each other's entities.
 * Hastur's attacks:
 * Hastur  uses two slimy tentacles to grab Supreme Calamitas and Supreme Catastrophe, respectively. He's slowly digesting Supreme Calamitas and Supreme Catastrophe through the tentacles! Oh, and he also drain their stamina as the fight between he and the Calamity Siblings drag on.
 * Hastur  flaps his four Seraph Wings. A Storm of Blades is happening!
 * Every kinds of swords are falling from the sky. Animus, Red Sun, Draconic Destruction, Copper Shortsword, etc.
 * The four swords that I mentioned are the most common ones that are raining. The other types of swords are very rare in this Blade Storm.
 * The Animus swords land on Supreme Calamitas, and every single one of them deal 36,000 damage!
 * The Red Sun swords land on Supreme Catastrophe, causing a spray of exploding planet projectiles to fall from the sky and onto Catastrophe!
 * The Draconic Destruction swords land on both Supreme Calamitas and Supreme Catastrophe. Suddenly, flaming dragon skulls appear behind both Supreme Calamitas and Catastrophe, which proceed to blast Crimson Superlasers (will disintegrate them if they stand in the lasers' way for too long. Even then, those that got hit by the lasers still receive massive damage) and then the flaming dragon skulls bite Supreme Calamitas and Catastrophe, dealing massive damage!
 * The Copper Shortswords are the most common ones. They all land on both Supreme Calamitas and Supreme Catastrophe. Unsurprisingly, all Copper Shortswords break immediately and deal no damage against them.
 * After that, swords stop falling from the sky, for the weather is now normal again.
 * Hastur  summons a flock of Byakhees. The Byakhee flock arrive to the battlefield at the speed of light using their special organ called "hune" (organic warp drive).
 * And then the Byakhees attack by shooting a storm of Light Beams from their beaks at Supreme Catastrophe.
 * After that, the Byakhees latch on Supreme Catastrophe and use their beaks to drill him like a flock of woodpeckers, except these guys are, of course. much more powerful than an ordinary woodpecker, for they can drill even the strongest of metals with their beaks.
 * And lastly, Hastur  uses his light powers to create holograms. And then he turn those holograms into real objects.
 * Those objects are 10 Holo-Duke Fishrons. Each of them are 10 times more damaging than the original Duke Fishron. Also, they're all enraged.
 * They all rapidly charge at Supreme Calamitas at lightspeed. They charge at Supreme Calamitas for 4 times per second.
 * After 15 seconds, they stop charging at Supreme Calamitas and instead fly to an area near her, and then they spin around that area.
 * After spinning for a while, they turn into a Photon Tornado, which is a tornado (somehow) made of light. The tornado flings Light Bullets at Supreme Calamitas and Supreme Catastrophe while it's heading towards Supreme Calamitas at 4 kilometers per second. The tornado is surprisingly very damaging.
 * After the Photon Tornado hit Supreme Calamitas or is destroyed, it explodes, launching Holo-Sharkrons that were inside it the whole time at Supreme Catastrophe.

TRIGGERED ADMIRAL

 * "the Imperial Fleet jumps in to strike Darkceus with all weapons firing."
 * Darkceus teleports away from the projectiles fired by the Imperial Fleet.