Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28390914-20180109214948/@comment-28390914-20180109235341


 * fails* You cant stab people with snakes, silly!

What if *gets in dramatic storytelling mode* 404's gravity was so massive that he slowly pulled Earth out of its orbit and pulled the moon and a bunch of asteroids to earth?

How? He is pulling the earth towards him, but he is being pushed away by the Earth, so he pulls it, gets pushed by it, pulls again, etc.