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XXPhoenix888 equips a rocket to help them hover forwards.

Sonar553 pioneers an analyst towards competence and sets up travel plans for a safari.

404 found throws an Electromagnetic Pulse back at Psychomaniac14 in attempt to stop their momentum device, but it doesn't run off of electricity, as Psychomaniac14 said.

EpicToast climbs over the pit using their van and EndermanR169's train.

'''Aggron... Just Aggron''' throws forward a fan-made item for Mario Kart, an Orange shell, which hits each successive player in turn.

Vaguebuild gets hit by the Orange shell.

Aggron... Just Aggron has to pass the fire trail. 25% chance of hitting it.

88! They are fine.

EndermanR169 re-summons their SUV, changes it to a Steam Engine Train, then stops to change it to a Jet Powered Tank.

XXPhoenix888 flies over the fire trail.

Tanks malfunction really easily. 3% chance of malfuncioning each turn.

7! The tank continues to function normally.

S0mePVZfan gets hit by the Orange shell.

TheContestant437 has to get past the fire wall, with a 25% chance of failiure.

15! Oof, TheContestant437 is now burned.

Sonar553 uses the blue flower powerup from the NSMB series to freeze the Orange shell. The Orange shell is frozen in an ice cube now, but it will shatter the ice if no one hits it next turn and resume its path of destruction.

EpicToast has to not get fooled by the fake finish line. 50% chance of getting fooled.

5! EpicToast rests for a second to realize that this is a fake.

Sonar553 throws an Ice Ball at 404 found, freezing them. 404 found has to break free and has to re-accelerate with the extra inertia.

404 found launches a missle that splits into a cluster of bomblets ahead of themselves.

EndermanR169 drives through the fire trail like it's nothing.

Psychomaniac14 will turn into a black hole at the end of next turn.

Oiniteoderfla12 reaches the first obstacle! It's an 8-foot-tall wall with a door on it. The door is dark blue and very plain. The wall is a light shade of brown. The door has a plain, circular doorknob with an edge on the outermost side. It appears to not have a lock. But the real question is: Which way do you open the door?

Current Standings
Players:

'''Aggron... Just Aggron': 75m, 7th place''


 * Recovering from high impact (1 turn left)
 * 1st degree burns
 * Irritated face, especially on the eyes

XXPhoenix888: 80 m, 5th place
 * Recovering from severe impact (1 turns left)

S0mePVZfan: 85m, 2nd place

Sonar553: 85m, 2nd place


 * Energetic
 * Recovering from high impact (1 turns left)
 * Burning
 * Second degree burns
 * One small third degree burn
 * Safari planned next August

404 found: 85m, 2nd place


 * Inertial Dampener with High Energy Focus (disabled, 3 turns left)


 * Extra Inertia
 * Omnikey

Oiniteoderfla12: 100m, 1st place

CookieCookieNomNom: 60m, 10th place
 * Hoverboard (disabled, 4 turns left)
 * Glue-repelling shoes


 * Burned (get this healed)
 * 3rd degree burns
 * HIT BY A TRAIN (1 turn left)

Vaguebuild: 80m, 5th place


 * Rocket Launcher (disabled, 5 turns left)
 * Recovering from high impact (2 turns left)
 * Only in underwear
 * Ate something spicy

TheContestant437: 75m, 7th place


 * Recovering from high impact (1 turns left)
 * Burning
 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burn

Psychomaniac14: 60m, 10th place

EpicToast: 60m, 10th place
 * Alcubierre drive (space compressor) (disabled)
 * Wearing tattered hydrophobic cellulite cloak (soaked into their skin)
 * Momentum device (GET RID OF THIS)
 * In a very deep hole
 * Achieving black hole mass (in 1 turns)
 * Gravitational pull

EndermanR169: 70m, 9th place
 * HIT BY A TRAIN (1 turn left)
 * Averting eyes
 * Jet Powered Tank
 * Off the track
 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burn

 Entities: 

EpicToast's Car: 15m

Glue: 25m

Fire wall: 35m

Pit filled with marbles, trains, vans, and fire: 50m

Invader Zim: 2.0 lightyears away

Fake finish line (experienced by 1 player): 55m

Fire trail: 70m

Orange Shell, frozen (1 turn until it breaks the ice): 80m

Map:

Starting line (0m)

1st obstacle (100m)

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Finish line (1000m)

What a magical first obstacle! Some of you old time users might remember this from the first Insanity Race.