Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25764576-20160525212717/@comment-25764576-20160528173712

Making sweet love with myself? Awesome!

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Slice, the next person's one true love, has said to never be involved with you. As Slice's PM messages scroll up the chat bar, you whisper "Slice.. why?" like she was right next to you. You carelessly slam your head on your keyboard, repeated the words Slice told you. "No. No. No." You start feeling the tears run down your cheeks, yet you do nothing to stop it. You thought she'd say yes. You had rehearsed what you were going to say in the shower for hours on end, but you never expected this to happen. You slowly manage to type "ok" into the chat before immediately closing the chat in frustration. You storm up to your room, both sad and angry. You slam your door and lie on your bed, feeling like killing yourself.