Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28741271-20160526105943/@comment-26415679-20160530224106

Orly?

''I open a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos™... So crisp... Next, a bottle of Mountain Dew. The sweet nectar fills me with determination. And finally... my trusty sniper rifle. I aim... Steady... Steady... Bang. There goes one hand. He's barely hanging on. Bang. There goes the other... But he's climbing up... "Stubborn, are we?" Bang... Headshot.''