Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-7395353-20180503095131/@comment-29646689-20180519025316

I collect all the cringe I found in the world, use it to break a small hole in your arbitrarily claimed universe, and take MY TURNIP via teleportation.

I teleport the turnip thru random universes at a rate of infinite teleports per arbitrarily small amount of time. Because I can.