Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-7395353-20180921012550/@comment-7395353-20180922210640

I steal all of the hats and put them on, with the Calvinball balanced on top. Due to the "Perfectly Balanced" clause, everyone's score is halved.

Scores

 * 1) 404 Found (6294.5 + (x/4) points)
 * 2) *Where x is an integer from 0 to 59.
 * 3) Airtoum (5 points)
 * 4) Aggron... Just Aggron (3.5 points)
 * 5) Btd456Creeper (-2.75 points)
 * 6) Alpha654 (-4 points)
 * 7) The???437 (-335.5 points)
 * 8) Oiniteoderfla12 (Half of Aleph-Null points, however that works)

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