Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-33508627-20180603040152/@comment-34097798-20180605233836

That Big Red Button Over There ($666)
It's a big red button. You get one press. Every time you press it, you get ice cream found in the garbage can. To press it more times, you must pay $123456789. If you uninstall, you must pay 999999999999999999999 bucks. Then it reinstalls itself, plus moneys.