Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26417074-20151216061723/@comment-28390278-20151218072258

There was an apple. An apricot talked to a bannana that looked like a totally pro eggplant and shoved it into a meat grinder. An eggplant walked in, and said that I am a bannana. Suddenly, a minion appears and eats the eggplant. Then the minion blew up. One pound of ducks is equivilent to cheese and bacon balls before Annoying Orange came in and blew up Washington. A horse talked. Someone knocked down a toilet door with a very big patato which was born in Uranus and happened to fly to Earth in a high speed T Shirt cannon which blew Lenny to bits. The Lenny bits were eaten by the Cabbage King who ducked Mozart's bedroom and caused the sun to crash into the Earth. The End. Or is it? An orange metiorite shapped like a bannana crashed into Yolo Mountain 20 seconds ago. "Would you like to buy a pair of potato pants?" asked Obama. A very big donkey eated the Cabbage King and kicked Quakers HQ. Le duck inside the HQ shot cheese crackers at le donkey and eated a very big Sandwich. BUT WAIT!!! The sandwich was a triangle. Pineapples confirmed. Illuminati blew up. The End. OR IS IT? John Cena walked and and said I'm a patato. Steve hit le ducks with a toilet lid. Le ducks died. The theory of eggplants was disproved. So eggplant died. Clubby Steppy vomited on Beethoven's very elegant shower. Then Mars kissed the Earth. Mount Everest exploded. Someone stole a turnip. And the world blew up. Le End.

Transation: Grapefruit ._.