Thread:Airtoum/@comment-26134218-20160815021722/@comment-26877467-20160818125649

I get fired backwards like a cannonball being fired from a cannon, and break several bones, organs, and blood vessels.

Thanks a lot, jerkface.

I slow you down two billion times slower than real time, and call a doctor. I get taken to the hospital and spend eighteen months recovering. I then come back to the battle field, and reaccelerate you to normal time.