Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26336673-20171205184111/@comment-29646689-20171225143614

Now for a legit post

[AI] more enemy backups!

[404] Order the Death Star to fire on the enemy battleships. Deploy the Dark Troopers, Blackwing units and Super Battle Droids behind enemy lines. Send in Inferno Squad and Executor Squad to clear the airspace.

[AI] roger. readying all reserve units. Death Star firing.

Image shows 2 walls of capital ships exchanging turbolaser fire in orbit around Earth. the Death Star fires into its opposing wall of ships, destroying dozens with the blast. The Eclipse fires its own, exploding another group.

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[404] Sparky.

(turns around, notices Sparky reloading H2O from a canister)

[Sparky] (turns around after fixing mask) yes?

[404] I need you to lead an elite squadron of New Republic and Empire ships and clear the airspace over the cities. The TIE heavy bombers are taking too many hits.

[Sparky] we would need the TIE Gunner for this.

[404] but that thing has little armor and would probably get sniped.

[Sparky] it will work.

[404] very well then.