Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-7395353-20180106153835/@comment-7395353-20180109011922

S0mePVZfan and Aggron... just Aggron attempted time travel, but in order to time travel, you need 1,210,000,000 points and to be travelling at 88 MPH, as well as being outside of the Time Travel Zone (which encompasses the entire universe). For failing to abide by this rule, they each lose ⚡️ points. However, as a side effect, this makes their posts bouncy. CookieCookieNomNom's deletion attempt bounces off of Aggron's post, sending it back at CookieCookieNomNom in the form of -1,000,000,000 points.

I take Theepicosity's 1 and hit him with it, reducing his score to 1.

THE BALL IS WEARING A BANDANA (notice: different from a bandanna). It will now shift between being worth normal, double, or negative points (in that order) every new post. The next poster has negative points from any action involving the Calvinball. The next next poster gets normal points, the next next next poster gets double points, the next next next next poster gets negative points again, etc. until the bandana is removed.

Scores:
 * 1st - SomePVZFan: Infinity-⚡️
 * 1.00001st - Oiniteoderfla12: Infinity and &/9
 * 1 and 1/3rd, give or take 2.45- Theepicosity: q-🍦
 * 2.1st - 404 found: 2041 and &/9 + ninja
 * Somewhere between 0.55th and 6.45th - Btd456Creeper: 2&/3+🌭
 * 4th: Aggron... Just Aggron: 9006-⚡️
 * 5th - Sonar553: 999
 * 6th - Sweg Dragon: 150
 * 7th - Theepicosity: 1
 * i'm lazyth - CookieCookieNomNom: 1000000000-(1009005+π and &/9), plus titin's Scrabble value.

As a side note, ⚡️ is the square root of the average of 🍦, 🌭, and 🍐.