Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28734106-20170107013557/@comment-27080660-20170112014545

I pick up a pebble from the ground. I change it to be the rarest object in the universe.

I trade this pebble to the entire Rebel Alliance in exchange for them assisting me in battle. X-Wings, Y-Wings, and other starfighters will now assault everything that moves besides me, with no mercy.