Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27049198-20151028151936/@comment-26317392-20151106204457

Steven Fedkin gets bored waiting for me to reply, and he falls into a deep sleep. He thinks I'm dead, however I am not. I swallow the lasers, and breathe out fire on Steven Fedkin. He is set on fire, but remains asleep. I then gain godly powers, so I used my willing powers to take Steven Fedkin's powers away. Steven Fedkin is just a pile of ashes now, so I get everybody to eat a small portion of him until there is nothing of him left. Everybody dies because of the horrid flavour. Everything else associated with the dies as well, except for the turnip. I take the turnip and go (somewhere...)

I haz it m8 u mad