Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180622030441/@comment-26073440-20180623021648

No! No!

You’re doink it all rong!

Learn how to here!

I adt a Polish shpeakink monkey to ze pile.


 * Ze source of ze German Accent
 * Fire estingvisher fumes
 * Ze asches of an old, vet couch, somehow burnt even zough it vaz cofered in vater.
 * Ze asches of a vet grant piano somehow burnt even zough it vaz cofered in vater.
 * Broken, schatert, blackent glass
 * Asches of ze vindowframe
 * A Burnt moldy sandvich
 * Unshtable Zermal Detonator, primed to exshplode any moment vill not exshplode because of damp
 * Ze embodiment of Englant
 * A Qvagsire viz ze ability Damo (prefents exshplosions from happenink)
 * A polish-shpeakink monkey. Prefents fires because it knows how to shtop zem.