Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-34601114-20180403003903/@comment-31208684-20180404182400

What really happened:

 Hello, Aggron.

 Gerrytom! You slimy little-

Before Aggron finishes his sentence, Gerrytom launches a missle that misses the Event Horizon by about 10 inches, blasting away to space.

 That was an intercosmic atomic missle warhead that can make an entire planet unhabitable with one click. I'd suggest watching your tongue if you want to spare your ship.

You son of a-

 Here's this, entertain me and go collect a blizzard shard from the Twilight Dimension. If you do that, I will do something else to try to kill you all instead of blowing up your puny ship. You have my word.

*sighs* No choice, what's this Twilight Dimension you're talking about?

I've heard of it. It's a biome in the planet Luder, which is... approximately 500 clicks away from Virdis.

Have fun, and if you give a very entertaining death, I will (most likely) spare your ship and put your corpses in the ship as a memorial!

First of all, how do you know that he won't kill us all instead?

He may be a slippery a-hole, but he always keeps his word.

Alright, then let's set sail to Luder!