Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26631534-20150909171129/@comment-26703250-20151004041554

Once there was a strange old dasher which name Nummy. He found a hole of spikes leading him to a dangerous cave filled with dragons. He saw coins that were glistening since the zone lead to a ufo area. But the dart wanted some chicken to read rules about what he did to the  jerk that always ate his chips. And thus he wrote the rules and killed a big fat chicken. This was bad. Very bad indeed. He was punished with pitchforks and  solid juice bombs. He tried to escape the hole, but failed miserably because he weighed over 9000 pounds! And so, he ask ball to help him out with Update 2.1! But then, the robot decided otherwise and killed ball. Again, he tried to impale its