Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26955166-20160906123901/@comment-26134218-20160908213813

-Cookie turns around, feeling bad about all the rants.-

-Cookie grabs the dark matter.-

 Let's do this!

CookieCookieNomNom (Looks Can Be Deceiving)
Weapons: Armor:
 * Dark Matter (When inserted, I turn into a giant but controlled monster that goes around doing whatever. I can also summon stuff when in Dark Matter. The effect wears off after a few hours.)
 * Meme Machine (Can reset, unplug, delete, create etc.)
 * Icing (Can transform into unbreakable armor.)

-Cookie enters the battlefield and is confused.-

 What? What's going on?