Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-31084489-20170223162102/@comment-29646689-20170517004231

what if I tap?

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(missile siren sounds)

[broadcast] this is a Keter-class containment breach. SCP-008 has breached containment. all agents obtain battle gear and head towards the Keter containment sector. all noncombatants are to evacuate via predestined routes. Mobile Task Force N-7 "Hammer Down" ETA 5 minutes. X-34 gunship support ETA 10 seconds.

(me) fail.