Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26869370-20161226010442/@comment-27677136-20170101142945

SummerSolsta7 wrote: Parrots are the overlords of our world; One drop of parrot blood warrants you the death sentence, unless you yourself are a parrot. There is a random chance that you will turn into a parrot at New Years every year, the higher a person's country is in the alphabet, the more likely they are to turn into a parrot. Australia is a 25% chance, and Zimbabwe is 0.

Then rip Afghanistanis. /null