Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180329052738/@comment-26877467-20180405043437

Take two...

Actions - 17
404 found runs back to 200m to glue a ballistic shield on the turret. The turret can't shoot anyone anymore.

Btd456Creeper picks up the banana peel so it doesn't get washed away.

EpicToast pulls out a mirror and tries to reflect sunlight onto TheContestant437 and EndermanR169 to give them sunburns, but the shadow of Zim's orbital water balloon makes it ineffective. EpicToast keeps the mirror.

Wreewspoorch runs back to Sonar553, asking them what's going on. "Read the rules!" Sonar553 shouts back as they run by. Wreewspoorch stops and begins reading the rules.

S0mePVZfan throws fireballs at Invader Zim, dealing 5 damage.

Aggron... Just Aggron shoots a missile at Invader Zim, dealing 5 damage.

TheContestant437 gets a toaster.

Invader Zim is going to shoot.

54! Missiles! At who? [1-21] (players(15)+attacks(2)+grudge(4))

16! That's the first attack, which is S0mePVZfan. The missile explodes and knocks them off the track, and they spend extra time getting back on the track. They don't get any burns since they were flame-dashing.

Btd456Creeper summons a submarine and hides in it.

S0mePVZfan hits Sonar553 with fireballs, spending their reflective bubble shield on this instead of anything from the orbital water balloon.

Invader Zim is going to shoot lasers or missiles.

85! Missiles! At who? [1-21]

18! That's the first grudge point. Btd456Creeper has grudge point 1, but they're protected by their submarine and it takes 10 damage instead.

Btd456Creeper augments their submarine with icethrowers.

S0mePVZfan leaves a trail of fire behind them.

Invader Zim gets the Megadoomer (an invisible mech) sent to them accidentally in the mail. He is ecstatic and boards it immediately, standing at 230m. The Megadoomer is invisible, but Invader Zim is not. It is plugged into his Voot ship.

The orbital water balloon lands off to the left in the forest. It creates a massive wave of water bringing limbs of trees with it. It splashes across the track, slamming everybody above ground into the trees to the right except for Aggron... Just Aggron, with their helicopter, and EndermanR169, who jumped off the ground and began flying in their Mechanical Monster. Everyone else with flying abilities didn't get high enough fast enough. Water damage is disables many of your items, being XXPhoenix888's hoverboard, 404 found's inertial dampener, 404 found's mechanical eyes, Oiniteoderfla12's hoverboard, The Rocket, the Medic's gun, TheContestant437's jetpack, TheContestant437's toaster, and EpicToast's drone. S0mePVZfan gets extinguished. Sonar553's flying carpet gets soaked with water, and is now too heavy to fly anymore. 404 found is now blind, since their eyes were mechanical. The Medic still has 100% Übercharge, even if their gun is disabled. Vaguebuild's bandage gets washed away. EpicToast's mirror cracks. Btd456Creeper's submarine takes 10 damage from the impact with the trees. Wreewspoorch's gunshot wound gets rinsed. Obsidian pillar A (150m) crumbles from the stress. The water washes away EpicToast's car (15m), the glue (25m), the train and the van (50m), and the Mechanical Monster statue (115m). It extinguishes the fire wall (35m), the flaming marble pit (50m), the fire trail (70m), and the other fire trail S0mePVZfan created this turn (210m). The water also affects Invader Zim, too, slamming him into the trees and dealing 5 points of damage, reducing their health to zero. The water flows towards the pit at 150m-160m, pushing everyone before that forwards and pulling everyone after that back. Btd456Creeper is not affected by being pulled back because of their submarine. The caves that the pit feeds into completely fill with water, but the water flows forwards. CookieCookieNomNom begins drowning, but Psychomaniac14 doesn't since they have an airtight aerodynamic shield active.

Invader Zim is defeated! Extra meters will be given out to the top 2 dealers of damage to him. Btd456Creeper dealt the most damage (70 HP), so they get 15 meters. 404 found did the 2nd most damage (45 HP), so they get 5 meters. Spend the meters whenever you want, and you will teleport forward that many meters.

Wreewspoorch finishes reading the rules, and understands what's going on now.

Current Standings
Players:

'''Aggron... Just Aggron': 175m, 10th place''


 * Mirror armor (loud)
 * Piloting a helicopter (wind interference for those nearby)

XXPhoenix888: 210 m, 1st place
 * Hoverboard (water damage, 5 turns left)
 * Blade of Justice, helicopting with, capable of launching fireballs and daggers
 * Recovering from high impact (3 turns left)

S0mePVZfan: 200m, 4th place


 * Recovering from high impact (3 turns left)

Sonar553: 210m, 1st place


 * Has a flying carpet (soaked, too heavy to fly, 4 turns left)
 * Recovering from high impact (3 turns left)
 * Safari planned next August

404 found: 205m, 3rd place


 * Inertial Dampener with High Energy Focus (water damage, 5 turns left)


 * Extra Inertia
 * Omnikey
 * Mechanical eyes that make Sonar553 look like Invader Zim (water damage, 5 turns left)
 * Blind as a result
 * Recovering from high impact (3 turns left)
 * 5 meters

Oiniteoderfla12: 180m, 7th place

CookieCookieNomNom: 150 + 25m (171.4m), 11th place
 * Hoverboard (water damage, 5 turns left)
 * Glue-repelling shoes
 * The Rocket (half-water damage, 5 turns left)
 * Expresses emotions throught the Geometry Dash difficulty icons.
 * Current face: Normal
 * Motivation: Fellowship
 * Medic
 * From Team Fortress 2
 * Heals
 * Gun has water damage (5 turns left)
 * 100% Übercharge
 * Recovering from high impact (3 turns left)


 * Burned (get this healed)
 * 3rd degree burns
 * In caves
 * Drowning (3 turns of air)

Vaguebuild: 165m, 12th place


 * Rocket Launcher
 * Only in underwear
 * Ate something spicy
 * Zim ability (flight and lasers)
 * Missing intestines
 * Has slinkies within abdominal area
 * Recovering from high impact (3 turns left)

TheContestant437: 165m, 12th place


 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burn
 * Jetpack (water damage, 5 turns left)
 * Toaster (water damage, 5 turns left)
 * Recovering from high impact (3 turns left)

Psychomaniac14: 150m + 50m (192.9m), 6th place

EpicToast: 180m, 7th place
 * Alcubierre drive (space compressor) with EMP armor
 * Wearing hydrophobic cellulite cloak
 * Aerodynamic shield (4 turns of oxygen left)
 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burns
 * In caves
 * Recovering from high impact (3 turns left)

EpicToast 2: 180m, 7th place
 * Has a drone (water damage, 5 turns left)
 * Mirror (cracked)
 * Recovering from high impact (3 turns left)

EndermanR169: 165m, 12th place Btd456Creeper: 165m, 12th place
 * Recovering from high impact (3 turns left)
 * Train-SUV-TankMech with lasers capable of flight (175/200 HP)
 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burn
 * Bungled up

Wreewspoorch: 195m, 5th place
 * Feels good
 * Banana peel
 * Submarine with icethrowers (60/80 HP)
 * 15 meters


 * Shot


 * Recovering from high impact (3 turns left)

 Entities: 

EpicToast's Car: 15m

Glue: 25m

Fire wall: 35m

Pit filled with marbles, trains, vans, and fire: 50m

Invader Zim: 15/150 HP

Fake finish line (experienced by 1 player): 55m

Fire trail: 70m

Crater: 75m

Mechanical Monster statue: 115m

Obsidian pillar group (all of which are off to the side):


 * Pillar B: 170m (5/5 HP)
 * Pillar C: 215m (10/10 HP)
 * Pillar D: 235m (5/5 HP)
 * Pillar E: 265m (10/10 HP)
 * Pillar F: 290m (5/5 HP)

Map:

Starting line (0m)

1st obstacle (100m)

2nd obstacle (150m-160m)


 * Caves (70m long, reconnects at 210m)

3rd obstacle (200m)


 * Ballistic Shield blocker

...

Finish line (1000m)

Invader Zim is no more!

@EpicToast, you have EpicToast and EpicToast 2, ever since you duplicated yourself several rounds ago. They are two seperate players. You can control them both. If either win the race, you win.

Wreewspoorch pulls the bullet out of their head and the hole where it was strings itself back together in seconds.