Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25358024-20151208133305/@comment-26317392-20151210062650

I get Satan to trick Mike Shadow into working for the attackers. I then refresh myself with a bottle of blood. I then add poison to the leftover blood and get the defenders to drink it. I then insert anaesthetics into the defenders' bodies, giving me time to deal damage to them.

I shoot every defender in the heart with an AK-47 50 times. I then noscope them 133,766,642,021 times.

I then use a fire extinguisher to demolish the flames currently engulfing Justin Bieber. I then give Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj a bottle of Musical Mtn Dew.

I have powers, so I use mind control to get rid of the vending machine and the defenders. If they do happen to come back somehow, I give them more anaesthetics and freeze them, and send them to Pluto.