Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28122105-20170413233231/@comment-29646689-20170524202512

(missile strike alarm)

[broadcast] ATTENTION ALL AGENTS: we have a massive security breach. Chaos Insurgency has gained access to the O5 Council's instant supermassive black hole generator. all agents head to Research and Development wing immediately with full battle gear.

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(pulls out Desert Eagle .50 and aims)

DIE!

(gunshot)