Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28122105-20160619144458/@comment-29191679-20160722233343

The crystal has been safely taken by the Kaz clone for about a month. Nobody has been able to steal it yet, and it seems everyone has given up...

Except for one person.

Me.

As I enter the museum by daylight, I see the deactivated turrets, closed pits and the maze. "Nobody can steal the grand exhibit anymore, so there's nothing to protect." I enter the third room and see the cereal robots aren't there. Looking through the window of the fourth room, I see the Kaz clones are still there. I do not want to enter. I also see that the crystal still has not been replaced. "So maybe this is why they quit. There's no crystal in the museum anymore," I whisper to myself. I decide to leave the museum.

What to do? Of course, I have a plan. Do you even know me?

My weapon of choice will be a sniper rifle. I'm going to be aiming for the head. Being a wizard, I can also silence the gun entirely. Where I'll be is in a nearby forest, hiding in the trees. I'll track the Kaz clone down and kill it instantly. Now we need to get a recon mission going.

As I quietly jump from tree to tree, I spot the Kaz clone in its hideout, the crystal nearby. I'll mark this position and return at the perfect time in order to steal it. But are there any defenses?

I create an AI of A Plant to break into the base, and I find it has about as heavy of a defense as the convenience store. Great... Now I need to destroy the giant cereal robot. I'm prepared for that, too. I have a Plasma Pistol. This little thing can charge up and deactivate any machine it's aimed at. Woah- That's an idea. Plasma Sniper. I get to work.

A few days later, my invention is complete. I have everything I need to fight the clone and the robot. As I watch the base from afar, I suddenly realize - What about the other cereal robots? Where'd they go?

It'll be too risky to get in without knowing if the cereal robots are still chasing the clone or not. It's been a month... and they could be anywhere. Suddenly, a large shadow sneaks up behind me. I roll out of the way, and a cereal robot kicks right where I was a few seconds ago. Good thing I still have the Plasma Pistol. I run up the hill in the forest, charging my weapon, and fire at the robot. It's a direct hit, and I dash out of the forest before it reactivates...

...and find myself in the middle of a pack of cereal robots. I can only watch as they prepare to kick me out of the universe. But I don't try to escape. I take the blow. You probably would expect this; I have a plan in mind.

I edit my velocity at the exosphere, nullifying it, and promptly ground-pound. Right into the center of all the cereal robots. The force of the blast disintegrates them, as well as several nearby trees. I just did the impossible and didn't get kicked out of the universe by seventeen cereal robots. And I destroyed them at the same time.

But there has to be more. I flee the scene, and sure enough, the same cereal robot as before is on my tail. I don't want to fight another one, even though seventeen at once were easy.

I get on my motorcycle and race out of the city. The neighbor's cereal robots notice too, and they try kicking each other at me. Let's just say I'm great at dodgeball. This attempt failed; I have to try again.

And try again, I do.

I start by sniping the neighbor's dragon and his cereal robots. Once the cereal robots are disabled, I plant a bomb in each one. It doesn't blow up the robots, but it destroys the internal components and renders them useless. The house's defenses then teleport to me, and I promptly teleport to where a nice bowl of cereal would be, and freeze time. I plant bombs around the house and let the defenses teleport back. I teleport away and the house explodes. Now I can destroy the other cereal robot. I hear "Hey, who blew up my house!?" as I walk away. I repeat the same procedure that I did with the neighbor's cereal robots: Plasma pistol, then plant a bomb. With all the cereal robots gone, I walk into the forest.

The giant cereal robot is below. And I forgot my Plasma Sniper Rifle. But I still have a plan.

I jump onto it, use the Plasma Pistol on it, then I take a miniature, but functional Tesla Nova (Robocraft weapon) and slice the robot in half, knowing that bombs probably won't hurt it. Now I can steal the crystal.

The Kaz clone sees me near the destroyed robot and orders the base's defenses to teleport to me. I wait for them to fire, then bring all the ammunition fired into a small, dense ball. I teleport to the base, and release the ammunition. The clone is ripped apart. The dragon I killed earlier falls from the sky and crushes the defenses. Now I can steal the crystal. I'll be the first to do so in a whole month. I grab it, and walk out. But then I heard the leaves rustling.

Someone else has followed me, and is trying to steal the crystal as well.