Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180905030425/@comment-26822753-20180914221948

I'ma nickname my stuff.

Missile Launcher: The Demolisher of Noticing

Laser Rifle: The Scanner of Popularity

Rift-to-Go: The Surprise (not actually gonna use this last one much)

I look at the bass guitar.

If I fall down too much climbing the stairs, I'll use a rift on the spot.