Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24286619-20170629062827/@comment-27121914-20170710032644


 * This post is so big that the collapsible content had to be separated into multiple sections.

Counteractions (As Zerach Maxar)

 * SnufflesTheDog:
 * "As a result of drinking the MLG formula (after another respawn), I quite literally explode with the force of a billion suns."
 * [insert millions and millions of dead MLG memes here]
 * Fact: It isn't enough to destroy the Milky Way, since it's estimated that there are 200-400 billion stars in this galaxy.
 * "Players in radius: [...]"
 * Oooh, I'm excited for this! (Even if I shouldn't be).
 * "Myself (Killed, respawns in Hydrobeast form)"
 * Well then. I'll see about how you would fair against me with your water form.
 * "TimewornKaiju (As Zerach Maxar, moderately weakened)"
 * Wait a second...  WHY DID I GOT EXCITED PREVIOUSLYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?! 
 * Geometrydude's clone is destroyed!
 * Geometrydude's clone is no longer a part of me, so I'm no longer... made of polygons? [confused] Since when?
 * Half of my absorbed clones are destroyed. I have some nasty surprises for you when I enter Phase 2. HA HA HA. 
 * "SuperSpyChase (edge of radius, poisoned)"
 * That's what you get when you keep bickering with a Pokemon who's a Clash Royale fan, without paying attention to incoming attacks of mass destruction.
 * "Type: Sparky (Killed)"
 * DIE, LAVA PUPS, RESPAWN, DIE, LAVA PUPS, RESPAWN, DIE, LAVA PUPS, RESPAWN. REPEAT.
 * "Btd456Creeper (Unknown fate- I think he may have disintergrated into Waldos???)"
 * Boy. He was an otherwise normal human in a powered armor and wearing psychic gauntlets, not a cosmic entity whose powers can bend reality and/or affect multiple planets/galaxies/universes.
 * "Mr. Pixelator (Survived)"
 * Attempting to form an alliance, I see. Please note that it's the guy who unexpectedly became edgy and said that he has no loved ones, not even GD Ghost.
 * "Objects in radius:"
 * Objects, too? Well, let's see...
 * "Mars (edge of radius, left with a massive crater)"
 * You fool! You've just TRIGGERED the Martians!
 * "100 Broadsword Gunships (destroyed)"
 * Just some of my countless minions. Didn't need them anyway since they're not boss/elite entities.
 * "Venus (destroyed)"
 * At least the entire Venusian race didn't get the chance to take revenge.
 * But, the strongest Venusian is coming to Earth soon!
 * "Earth (Left intact for some strange reason)"
 * Because it's the center of the Universe since aliens keep invading that same planet and fail over and over?
 * "The Moon (Left with a massive crater, not destroyed for some odd reason)"
 * Asian legends say that there are rabbits living on the Moon. So... well, here comes the Lunarians.
 * Type: Sparky: "I shoot Zerach with the fastest grappling I can get and grapple him over to me. The hook breaks once he's right next to me."
 * I kick Sparky into a random tree!
 * Mr. Pixelator: "After charging for quite a while, the Thingy-O-Matic uses Hypermagnet! Everything in the arena is pulled to the machine, which is of course indestructible. Yes, EVERYTHING in the arena, including the users. Except for me. There's nothing you can do to prevent this. It will wear off in yet another two turns."
 * So, you think that you're Magneto, huh?
 * "Feeling inclined to perform an actual action, I shoot a large plasma ball at the machine with everything stuck to it. Then I go back to doing literally nothing."
 * ...feeling shockingly lazy again?
 * Mr. Pixelator: "Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention: Zerach was the FIRST one to get pulled to the machine, and everything else in the universe is now piling on top of him."
 * Sweet Lord, whoever built that machine needs to be told not to make it looks like a piece of trash.
 * "The immense magnetism interferes with your ability to warp to other universes. It doesn't work."
 * Oh, for the love of Go-
 * 404 found: "I simply TP my fleet and Zerach's fleet over to a clear space free of the magnet drag to fight normally. I then simply warp Zerach, his fleet and my fleet (including me) to a separate universe to duel it out. countered! I simply open a hypergate instead. it's not warping in a sense."
 * Thank you, good sir!
 * I teleport me and my fleet, 404 and his fleet, to my pocket dimension, where other entities can't enter without my permission, it also protects me from outside forces, even if that force affects entire multiverses.
 * This way, I can be safe, unless a player/entity managed to breach through my dimension somehow.
 * Btd456Creeper: "Due to not being needed to control Gorgathar this turn, the Red Waldo grabs the giant plasma ball and saves it for later to throw at Mr. Pixelator."
 * Thank you, sir!
 * 404 found: "I use my Trolling ability on the Ghost clone."
 * ...but it failed! (I ain't even mad).
 * SuperSpyChase: "Awaiting TimewornKaiju's attack... I request teleportation to the Imperial Fleet."
 * Welp, you asked for it.
 * So, you don't want to bicker with godmodders anymore? Well, consider that a good relief.
 * You're referring to 404's fleet, right? Because I'm hostile against everyone.
 * Mr. Pixelator: "SELF DESTRUCT IN ONE TURN. BE SURE TO LOCATE YOUR NEAREST EXIT SO- Wait, what am I talking about? Stuff's just going to blow up and then, yeah, dudes. Be prepared. Or not, I guess."
 * I'm in my pocket dimension with 404 found (until the machine's magnetism has stopped, and it has self-destructed), where other entities can't enter without my permission (but the dimensional barrier can be breached in order to enter it, though). It also protects me from outside forces, even if that force affects entire multiverses.
 * "[Come up with an excuse that makes this logical somehow] Indestructible, except for the explosives on the inside with the power of infinity suns. Yes, INFINITY. So, it can destroy literally anything. Yay. Also, the machine will ignore this turn and blow up on the next one. "
 * Logically, an INFINITE(IN-INFINITE) POWER explosion would also destroy afterlife (Heaven and Hell), and even God himself, so forgive me for this...
 * The OP Scale (my anti-godmodding) reduces the machine's self-destruction radius to only affects everything in the Milky Way galaxy.

!! WARNING !!

 * HEH HEH HEH... 
 * IT'S TIME FOR... 
 * PHASE 2! 
 * Remaining absorbed clones:
 * Alpha654, Master of Spaceborne Objects. 
 * I get an orange Alpha (the Greek letter) as a shirt symbol on my suit.
 * GD Ghost, the Apparition. 
 * Because of the female component becoming more prominent (8.33% to 16.66%), I uncontrollably take the appearance of... a very attractive female humanoid.
 * At this moment, the dreaded Godmodder is no longer feared anymore. If anyone feared him in the first place, that is.
 * Bummer. This is, like... mega embarassing.
 * Anyway, I'm still the great, and powerful, Red Dragon! And you should still treat me like your worst enemy, instead of engaging in sexual relations with me! 
 * Wait a minute... why do my voice sounds... arousing?
 * DARN IT, NOW PEOPLE WON'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY ANYMORE!! 
 * Should you still call Zerach "he" or "she"? Well, at this point, use any personal pronouns you want; Zerach has the mind of a male, but the body and the voice of a female.
 * GeoDash!, the "Very Best". 
 * I get to wear Ash Ketchum's hat. Ugh! I could've looked more badass if I'm not forced to wear this hat! (Riiiight, Steven. Because monocles is totally something that modern humans take seriously).
 * Pizzaking161, the Ace Pilot. 
 * I get a personal spaceship in my pocket dimension that can be summoned, and de-summoned at anytime. If it doesn't get destroyed, that is. Also, it's a spaceship that's even MORE powerful than a titan ship.
 * This personal spaceship name's SIS Conqueror. It's the prototype ship of the Scourge-class Elemental Supertitan. Yes, you heard that right, SUPERTITAN.
 * Sin Imperium Supertitan.
 * Shields, Micro Phase Jump, elemental powers in space, or whatever new powers as the plot demands.
 * SuperSpyChase, the Barrier Warrior. 
 * I get... headphones that can create barrires. I expected something more badass-looking.
 * I also get TF2 Spy's knife. The only thing this weapon can do is lame attacks.
 * TimewornKaiju, the Red Dragon. 
 * Zerach's seraph wings get replaced with six demonic wings of the Red Dragon. I also get my horns and my monocle back.
 * (This monocle's useless; the Red Dragon's powers of Zerach is becoming as powerful as TimewornKaiju himself, so this thing is only just for show).
 * All other angelic features of Zerach is removed, but I can still use holy, light, and fire powers.

Space Battle

 * 404 found:
 * "the Eclipse-class dreadnought activates frontal shields to maximum power, and uses railguns to shoot down as much missiles as possible. moderate damage to front section. It then launches a wave of fighters to attack the Enforcers from the side. It also fires off turbolasers at the Titan."
 * The phase stabilizer didn't get teleported to my pocket dimension, since it's not technically a ship. So I won't be able to call in reinforcements if I don't deploy another one.
 * The Vorastra Titan decides that firing energy waves would be useless against Eclipse's shields.
 * The Vorastra Titan launches 4 squadrons of Elite Vasari Fighters to intercept Eclipse's fighters. They don't exist in the actual game, but they're much, much more powerful than an ordinary fighter. Also, each squad has 4 fighters.
 * The Vorastra Titan's shields are always on! The shields entirely block the turbolasers, at the cost of moderate shield damage. (11% damage to Vorastra's shields).
 * (All ships in Sins of a Solar Empire has this trait, but the shield-to-hull ratio depends on the faction).
 * "AFS Independence activates shields as well, delaying its weapon of mass destruction. It uses hyperspace traction beams to drag some Enforcers away and into a cloud of asteroids conveniently placed on one side."
 * 8 Enforcers have crashed into asteroids!
 * The Eradica Titan gets buffed with Strength of the Fallen! (+90% damage for 1-2 turns).
 * The Eradica Titan launches 7 squadrons of Elite Advent Bombers. There are 9 drones per Advent squadron. (Advent strike craft are drones).
 * The Elite Advent Bombers concentrate their beams on AFS Independence. (yes, beams. But they're called "Bombers" in the game)
 * The 20 remaining Enforcers acts as a meat shield for the Eradica Titan. (The Advent is willing to sacrifice themselves, in order to power up their titans).
 * "the Tarkin-class suddently jumps out of its camoflage and ambushes the frigate, destroying it in a wave of ion cannon fire. It then heads for the main battle, superlaser charged."
 * The Ankylon Titan engages battle with Tarkin!
 * The Ankylon Titan activates Furious Defense in order to... well, increase its defense against Tarkin.
 * The Ankylon Titan fires heat beams and nuclear missiles at Tarkin.
 * "the Mass Shadow Generator, hidden, activates. a massive gravity well is generated in the center of Zerach's fleet, affecting all the Titans as well but none of my friendly ships. the gravity well is about the strength of 1,000 suns, but shrunk down greatly to a small radius."
 * Wait a minute... IT'S BASICALLY PIXELATOR'S MAGNETISM!!
 * SIS Conqueror (the prototype of Scourge-class Elemental Supertitan, and my personal ship) bends space in a way that will nullify the Mass Shadow.
 * Explanation would include confusing space-y stuff. Just think about this: It just works.

Attacks (As Zerach Maxar)

 * Martians are invading! 
 * The Martians are grey people with big heads, and are obsessed with abducting cows and probing humans, for some reason.
 * Lunarians are invading! 
 * The Lunarians are a race of psychic rabbit people that don't need to breathe.
 * Being psychic means they have their minds over matter, and they can use the Force as well.
 * They can also use ki, which means they can use attacks like the Kamehameha.
 * <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">Infernus, the Last Venusian, has arrived! 
 * The Venusians are a race of Infernal Dragons.
 * Infernal Dragons can breath, create, and control Hellfire, which, unlike normal fire, is immune to water.
 * Hellfire ignores the law of physics that would be applied to regular fire. For example: Hellfire can be ignited without a source of oxygen, and can also scorch things that are supposed to be fireproof or made of fire.
 * Infernus burns Hydrobeast Snuffles with Hellfire, setting him on fire even if he's made of water.
 * 3 Lunarian Warriors engage battle with Snuffles by shooting Force Lightning at him. (Electric > Water).
 * A Martian Saucer enters the orbit and attack Snuffles with Martian Lasers.
 * I throw a 4 km-wide asteroid at Gorgathar. (Alpha654's mastery of spaceborne objects).
 * I possess Mr. Pixelator's digital armor and make it self-destruct (GD Ghost's ghostly powers).
 * I summon a Mega Gyarados to fight against SuperSpyChase (GeoDash's obsession with Pokemon).
 * Mega Gyarados uses Thunder against SuperSpyChase.
 * Excuse me, but this is just a test for me to see what your barriers are capable of. And to debate with others if those barriers are considered godmodding or not.