Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-32684847-20170720192342/@comment-27121914-20170721085845


 * Previously on Round 46.

Counteractions

 * Pizzaking161: "i call danny2462 Destroyer of kerbal physics. He spaghettifies me making rapid wacky moves on Timewornkaiju (i hope this goes through) [...] OH BOI TIME IS RISING HIS ATTACKS AGAIN! This causes me to hype my spaghettification form"
 * I looked him up on YouTube and saw what he did: Glitching a Kerbal, making his limbs moves like spaghetti and other stuff.
 * So, I turn my arms stretchy, and then I rapidly counter Pizzaking161's moves in a Pummel Duel!
 * Type: Sparky: "Crusher barriers? Please. I switch to Psychic-type and teleport to the modified Star Destroyer, before bringing it down hard on you with Gravity. You have been turned into a literal pancake and impaled by spikes from a rocket-boosted Gravity-affected Star Destroyer. IS THAT ENOUGH TO KILL YOU?"
 * I simply launch a Repel Wave at the Star Destroyer, which is powerful enough to repel your Gravity Wave and sends that Star Destroyer to the Sun!
 * "Is that enough to kill you?" Hah! Keep dreaming, mortal! 
 * Btd456Creeper: "An ASTEROID? Did you actually expect that to work? I HAVE THE POWER OF A BILLION SUNS COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS, AND YOU THROW A ROCK AT ME? The asteroid is grabbed by one of my eight Waldoes, and is passed around in a game of supersonic hot potato between the Waldoes. It accelerates to higher and higher speeds until it gets thrown at Shadow of the Incarnate. Unfortunately, it's going so fast that it explodes in midair and misses."
 * You're welcome for that lame attack.
 * ...lol. Missed.
 * SuperSpyChase: "You know what. Screw this. Screw it all. I lose my mind. Due to losing my mind, my pacifism to my allies have depleted."
 * Ah yes, betraying your closest friends. How sweet. 
 * "EHEHEHE... Ill challenge my clone... But before that, i Throw my corrosive grenade at someone..."
 * Challenge accepted.
 * I teleport away from the corrosive grenade!
 * I'm not passing it to someone else, mortal!

Invasion of SIS Conqueror
( WARNING: Great Wall of Text).
 * (I will be referring to my troopers as "Troopers", while I will refer to 404's troopers as "Soldiers", in order to prevent confusion. After all, both words have similar meaning).
 * (Unless stated otherwise, all quoted actions are from 404 found).
 * "the Black Ops team disperse, and one uses a Barracuda overcharge sniper to hit where the pilot should be. another throws a C4 package at it and detonates it. A third tries to spray it with nanobot solution designed to digest everything."
 * There is no kill like overkill. The Andromedon has been disintegrated!
 * "my clone heads for the Life Support."
 * When Clone 3 is inside the elevator, the Kerbal Kommander removes his disguise, revealing that he's not a crew member, but an invader.
 * You have arrived at the Life Support room, but the Kerbal Kommander was already waiting for you there!
 * Kerbal Kommander: I'm afraid I can't let you do that, 404. 
 * The Kerbal Kommander summons Shadow Vines to ensnare Clone 3, and then assaults him with a barrage of lasers.
 * "the Shock Troopers are killed by the gas, but not before throwing a bunch of grenades and shooting up quite a few people. However, one of their sabotages for the Life Support includes a sample of SCP-008 dropped into the air supply. the vial shatters, releasing the virus."
 * Several personnel are killed!
 * The grenades' fragments and the bullets go right through the Jovian Adversary without causing any damage! (She's made of gas, after all).
 * ALERT! THE AIR SUPPLY IS POISONED WITH A ZOMBIE PRION!!
 * The Jovian Adversary, who is immune to every disease, commands everyone else to wear hazmat suits in order to prevent them from getting infected.
 * Oh, about these "elite aliens", well, there are troopers and then there's these guys. They're alien commanders, and they won't usually go down in 1-2 posts.
 * But, some personnel got infected. And those who are infected are immediately shot down by the Jovian Adversary with fireballs.
 * After that, she (the Jovian) temporarily enters the air supply to eliminate SCP-008 from the air before it gets to infect other personnel.
 * " Begin mass invasion "
 * As if my last post wasn't long enough!
 * "via mass teleporter, squads (and I mean dozens of squads) of elite units (their armor is completely sealed) enters the main areas (the ones I tried to sabotage) armed with incinerator packages and explosive weaponry, and continues breaking the systems. more teleports into areas like ammo storage and hangar, and starts blowing things up and setting up sentry gun turrets."
 * (This is gonna take lots of counteractions...)
 * ALERT! MORE INVADERS ARE HEADING FOR THE LIFE SUPPORT!!
 * The Jovian Adversary summons some alien beasts to battle the invading soldiers. In this case, Adult Poptops.
 * Adult Poptops brutally wreck the soldiers' armor and maul them. (They're strong enough to damage durasteel, which is stronger than titanium, you know. Also, they are much stronger in RFF that they are in Starbound).
 * The Jovian Adversary continues teleporting bombs away from the Life Support.
 * And then she (the Jovian) "poisons" the sentries, malfunctioning them.
 * "JOVIAN SAPPIN' OUR SENTRIES!"
 * About the incinerator packages... well, for some reason, this is the only thing that she reacts with fear, and proceeds to teleport them out of this ship.
 * The engines have been repaired!
 * ALERT! MORE INVADERS ARE APPROACHING THE ENGINE ROOM!!
 * The Saturnian Shieldbearer launches a Gravity Wave to repel incinerator packages, explosives, sentry guns, and the soldiers. The wave was strong enough to push them across the room.
 * Then he (the Saturnian) shoots Force Lightning at the explosives, making them explode, vaporizing the invading soldiers. But the room and the engine system are undamaged.
 * ALERT! DEFEND THE POWER CORE FROM THOSE PESKY INVADERS!!
 * The incinerator packages managed to melt the Ice Shield!
 * The Neptunian Cryomancer freezes the explosives and the sentries before shattering them!
 * Then he uses telekinesis to throw the soldiers into the Power Core, which is a miniature sun! Looks like bullets, explosives, and heat weapons aren't gonna work against this component.
 * ALERT! THEY WANT THE LEVITATION SYSTEM TO BE DESTROYED!!
 * The Enceladean Juggernaut shrinks the explosives and the incinerator packages to literally one atom wide, preventing them from making a scratch in the Levitation System!
 * Then he blasts high-pressure water to cut through the soldiers' armor and slicing the sentry turrets in two.
 * ALERT!! THEY ARE HERE TO SABOTAGE THE AMMO STORAGE!!
 * Ammo Storage: A massive room where ammunition is created and stored. Whether it be batteries for laser weapons, bullets for ordinary guns or mass drivers, missiles and other explosives, mana potions to fuel someone's magic powers, or many other sorts of abnormal ammo.
 * The Venusian Incinerator has arrived at the Ammo Storage!
 * He proceeds to burn explosives and incinerator packages without making them explode, because Hellfire ignore the laws of physics that regular fire must follow.
 * And then he shoots a barrage of Hellfire Spheres at the sentry turrets and the invading soldiers.
 * ALERT! THE HANGAR IS IN DANGER!!
 * Hangar: A massive room where strike craft are built and housed. And of course, this is where strike craft is deployed.
 * The Mercurian Manipulator has arrived to defend the Hangar!
 * Bestiary Entry 08: Mercurian.
 * An alien race originating from Mercury. They are a race of elemental beings composed of both ice and fire. They can create and manipulate fire and ice, change the room temperature, and control Frostfire.
 * The Mercurian Manipulator sets the room temperature of the Hangar to absolute zero.
 * And then she melts the frozen objects like they were made entirely of ice. (Those objects includes: Explosives, incinerator packages, sentries, and soldiers).
 * "Android Security bots are teleported into the near vicinity of my clone and the Black Ops team, shooting away. another Black Ops team is dropped into the Elevator."
 * The Kerbal Kommander crushes the androids near Clone 3 with gravity powers!
 * Several bullets hit the Kerbal Kommander, turns out he isn't that tough, and he wasn't prepared for this surprise attack. 97% HP remaining!
 * The Uranian Destructor engaged the battle against Black Ops Team 1!
 * Bestiary Entry 09: Uranian.
 * An alien race originating from Uranus. They are Uranium Golems that are really powerful, and really tough. Their powers include:
 * Fusion: Just a cheap tactic to make weak characters stronger. A Uranian can permanently fuse an entity with another entity, significantly increasing their power level.
 * Fission: A Uranian can split someone into two weaker entities, this includes fusions and non-fusions.
 * Nuke 'em: Shoots a homing nuke at something. They can adjust the power of the nukes, so they won't be too powerful or too weak. A max-power nuke can blow up a planet.
 * Acute radiation syndrome: Staying near a Uranian without any form of protection can cause lots of health problems. Full list here.
 * Gamma Beam: A beam of gamma rays is fired at the target. This works more like a gamma ray burst (death rays fired from black holes that can vaporize planets) rather than radiation therapy.
 * Self-Destruct: If you kill a Uranian, then they will explode.
 * The Uranian Destructor is facing against Black Ops Team 1, which defeated the Andromedon. What does he do? Nuke 'em, of course.
 * The Uranian Destructor shoots several homing nukes at Black Ops Team 1.
 * About Black Ops Team 2, which is inside the elevator. Well, they can choose where do they want to go, and this elevator is a safe zone; no battle will happen inside here, even though this elevator is big enough for a battle to take place.
 * Life Support room. This is where oxygen in this ship are maintained, and where medical supplies are stored.
 * Engine Room. This is where the engines are maintained and operated.
 * Power Core. The ship is powered by a reactor which generates as much power as Sol.
 * Levitation System. This system keeps the ship from crashing into the planet it's orbiting.
 * Ammo Storage: A massive room where ammunition is created and stored. Whether it be "batteries" for laser weapons, bullets for ordinary guns or mass drivers, missiles and other explosives, mana potions to fuel someone's magic powers, or many other sorts of abnormal ammo.
 * Hangar: A massive room where strike craft are built and housed. And of course, this is where strike craft is deployed.
 * Other destinations. Please specify. Use your imagination, there's always that room in this enormous ship.
 * "to deal with the alien from Saturn, yet another clone of me is teleported in. said clone challenges the alien to a Lightsaber fight."
 * Saturnian Shieldbearer: Challenge accepted!
 * The Saturnian Shieldbearer is a levitating jellyfish, and he has 8 tentacles that are big enough to hold lightsabers.
 * He counters every lightsaber moves you made against him with his own, because you can't just beat 8 lightsabers when you have only 1 if you don't multiply your speed.
 * "Clone 1: at Science Tower. Clone 2: fighting SSC. Clone 3: in SIS Conqueror, sneaking. Clone 4: in SIS Conqueror, fighting alien. Clone 5: in X-34 Gunship. Clone 6: in command center of Imperial Fleet."
 * Acknowledged.
 * "also, a bunch of Hypergates open. they link to a Federation controlled military-industrial planet, and there are an army waiting on the other side. as soon as the portal opens, soldiers start moving in, with the guys with Force Shields going first."
 * Uh oh.
 * The Shadow of the Incarnate  and the Constructor  have teleported here!
 * Shadow of the Incarnate 's HP: 100%
 * The Constructor 's HP: 100%
 * The Shadow of the Incarnate  launches several SuperHex Shields at the army, as an attempt to push the soldiers with Force Shields back to where they belong.
 * The Constructor  builds some Wave Motion Guns, and then fire them at the invading army.
 * "the 5000 Sparkies fire into portals aimed at the systems. their shots are Raged, double Raged, triple Raged and then quadruple Raged."
 * The Kerbal Kommander redirects all that firepower to the Power Core, which just gives it more power instead of destroying it!
 * Then he teleports them into a MMORPG version of Clash Royale.
 * There are exactly 500 players in this session of royale.io, and each of them receive 10 Sparkies (5000 divided by 500). Those Sparkies will fight to the death until the last player remains (only 10 or less Sparkies will survive).
 * "the X-34 activates all abilities (hard shield, engine boost, damage boost) and sprays fire at the 5 response fighters. the X-34 then uses Electro Field, shocking the 5 fighters. It then drops behind its Shadow-Blast bomb, which explodes with massive force."
 * Zeph-1 Mayhem's Hunter Missiles wait for the Hard Shield to go away, and then charge at X-34 at faster-than-light speed!
 * And then Mayhem launches a barrage of Defense Missiles (a Defense Missile can nullify a projectile, but there's a 20% chance that it will fail) to nullify 4/5 of the attacks aimed at him! (not including attacks aimed at other fighters).
 * Zeph-2 Ripley activates his new and improved ultimate ability: Beast Mode Blue!
 * (I'm watching too much Dragon Ball).
 * Son Goku Zeph-2 Ripley launches a barrage of ki blasts to counter X-34's attacks!
 * Zeph-3 Huntress counters X-34's attacks by cloaking, and then summoning a temporary Repel Shield! The Repel Shield dissipates once X-34 uses Electro Field.
 * Zeph-4 Gemini summons countless energy clones of himself to block X-34's attack barrage!
 * '"Zeph-5 Nero's Homing Star stops chasing X-34 once it activates its Hard Shield and Speed Boost. But the Homing Star rotates around Nero like a wrecking ball, blocking all attacks aimed at him!
 * WARNING!! ELECTRO FIELD INCOMING!!
 * Zeph-5 Nero uses his Homing Star to transfer all the electricity from the Electro Field to SIS Conqueror's Power Core!
 * WARNING!! SHADOW BLAST DEPLOYED!!
 * Zeph-4 Gemini creates even more countless clones to form a Containment Barrier around the bomb, as an attempt to contain it. It fails. "Oh crap!" ensues.
 * The Zephyr fighters retreat into SIS Conqueror before the explosion reaches them!
 * After they got inside, SIS Conqueror closes its Hangar, since this enormous ship is nigh-invulnerable when attacked from the outside.
 * "Combot, a supercomputer, hacks into the Broadcast and reads out information of this SCP. all of my soldiers have sealed in suits so they cannot hear it."
 * (Since moderators will remove unicode characters like the lenny face, and probably the emojis as well, let me narrate these actions using text, but pretend that I, and the commanders, used pictograms instead. Pictograms are what used to describe SCP-2521 in his entry).
 * The Kerbal Kommander uses pictograms to command the troopers not to write or talk about SCP-2521.
 * The Alien Commanders are smart enough to understand what he meant.
 * ...but not some of those Martian Troopers.
 * SCP-2521 has kidnapped some troopers!
 * "another teleporter drops in a massive disgusting blob of SCP-610 into the area with most enemy troops."
 * (Apologies. Some of the entries are too long for me to read. So I opened some TV Tropes pages about the wiki and read their summaries of the SCPs).
 * It's an undiscovered room. It's none of the above rooms that I mentioned. Either way...
 * The Kerbal Kommander summons an Incendiary Nuke to incinerate that blob of SCP-610 before it gets to infect anything in this ship!
 * Also, in case if you're wondering; On this ship, only its systems and the ship personnel can be damaged. It's like your typical video game where you can't destroy blocks.
 * Type: Sparky: "I build a Mega Tesla in the flagship. It's neutral, and starts zapping everything it finds."
 * Including 404 found's entities?
 * I'm too lazy to choose which entities got zapped because I'm not spending another day to write this post!
 * The Constructor  remotely builds another Wave Motion Gun to destroy the Mega Tesla!


 * No direct attacks this turn because the Ship Invasion caused me to write some "Shakespearean poetry", which took 2 days to write. Finally!