Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27570677-20150629193427/@comment-26324449-20150630190527

Yep. Once upon a time, there was a dasher named Dave, and he would play GMD levels. He was going to play Deadly Clubstep even if he knew he was a noob. He died so many times about at 99%. He raged stupidly and decided to play other games. He sucks at Deadly Clubstep so he decided to play yStep, and he died at 10% over 9000 times. While he was doing that, he transformed into a super sayayin 99999 and beat every nine circles remake in GMD to ever exist in 999 seconds. Then, he did Silent Clubstep and got 0%. Then he used hacks to slow down the time and beat Cataclysm. He was so happy that he thought the winner was not himself. So, he later killed everyone else who was better than him and became the champion of GD. The mother of lord! He is amazing at Geometry Dash. His rank is 4th place! He raged because he wasn't really the best,