Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24286619-20170629062827/@comment-27121914-20170710090702


 * It's only been 13 hours ago, and it has already exceeded the 200 posts limit.

Counteractions (As Zerach Maxar)

 * SuperSpyChase:
 * "I use a Hex Shield and RAM it against Mega Gyarados!"
 * Critical hit! (-43% HP).
 * So, a Hex Shield is an attack shield?
 * Nice concept.
 * "The Thunder effect wears out part of the Absorb Barrier, and.... Glitches it?"
 * So, basically, the Absorb Barrier works just like the shields of a spaceship, and not a godmodding ability.
 * Mr. Pixelator:
 * "Just before the explosion, I open a portal to all dimensions, ensuring that the machine reaches every user."
 * Plot twist: The dimensional barrier of my pocket dimension had to be breached before creating a portal in there?
 * "SELF DESTRUCTING IN 9... 69... 1862... ZERO. BOOM."
 * ...the explosion... it's beautiful.
 * But... the way it counts down is kinda... strange.
 * "The explosion vaporizes everything within its radius, including across the diensions I opened portals to, except for the users themselves, only leaving them badly damaged. Of course, I'm completely fine, and nothing of mine was vaporized..."
 * "diensions"
 * Me and 404 are safe, thanks to a plot twist outta nowhere.
 * "...except my glasses."
 * "GAH! I CAN'T SEE! What's going on here?!"
 * Even with glasses on, you won't see anything here.
 * Why? Congratulations! You just destroyed everything, except my pocket dimension. So we're living in a completely white void.
 * But, if I were dead, then I won't be narrating this post right now.
 * "I randomly throw punches, hoping to hit something. I soon resort to shooting stuff with poisonous cereal."
 * There's literally nothing in front of you. Stop attacking.
 * "Also, because I can't see clearly, I'm not... uh... distracted by anything... at all... uh..."
 * I understand how do you feel without your glasses on.
 * But wait... why are you stuttering? There's literally nothing around you!
 * Plus, I'm trillions of parsecs away from you, and I'm communicating with you via telepathy.
 * "Okay, this is getting weird. I'll just post this now for the whole world to see, so I won't be embarrassed further, because that makes sense."
 * Yeaaaaah, you should totally post something that makes you embarrassed on the Internet.
 * SuperSpyChase: "I resummon a Hex Shield and slam it against Mega Gyarados, and command the Hex Shield to stab Mega Gyarados on its Sharp Tip."
 * -17% HP!
 * Critical hit! (-40% HP)
 * Mega Gyarados fainted!
 * Mega Gyarados fainted!


 * ...welp, enough actions on this thread, for me.
 * I'm gonna re-summon my entities and respawn as Zerach Maxar when the next thread is created.
 * [teleports away]