Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26073440-20180420223902/@comment-31208684-20180501041936

Meanwhile...

Parkour continues to teleport and severly injures the Chinooks, with M5 helping him.

If I'm going to go down, might as well go down fighting.

Destroy. Terminate. Help the disappearing dude.

Come on. Even though you're a robot, I was hoping for a cooler nickname like the "Ultimate Badass Ninja."

Undefined.

Parkour finally destroys the last Chinooks as M5 goes around deflecting all their bullets with his automatic-force field.

Whew! Coast clear! Anyone else need help?

Phoenix hears Parkour over his ECHO recorder (courtesy of Parkour, developed by the Atlas coprporation).

If you're any good at roasting an underestimating fool who got completely rekt by me, yes.

 Never Mind. I'll go over to 404 to see how he's doing.

Affirmative. Admiral detected in the Sky Fortress.

Got it. Want to come with me?

My creator's orders was to help you. If that is what you plan to do, I will help you.

Parkour throws a teleporting grenade and teleports both M5 and himself to the ISS Event Horizon, looming over the Sky Fortress.