Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26073440-20180125213322/@comment-25406802-20180201033151

=Federation Fedkin Assault=

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The Space Drakes want to EAT Tondenga, because they feel he tastes like pork.

Interestingly enough, the Uberhero has a mask of the pig, so maybe... I don't know how patapons taste like. Wait.. you checked the wiki, didn't you?!

Anyways, in response, Tondenga hammers the incoming Space Drake's jaw to dislocate it, and continues to hammer it.

The Dodonga takes massive damage, since it is the weakest boss in Patapon. And by massive i mean -84% massive. Now, electricity or any elemental attacks won't really work on Dodonga. He has no such weaknesses. Except for Stagger-ohp i said it.

Well, you can prevent its future attacks by staggering it, and it would run away.

Like it does now.

But it does prepare to headbutt out the next enemy.

Meanwhile, I command the Hypnotized Space Drake to attack Yharon, while I next focus on...

I freeze time. I move to The Lord of Lightning. I then use a conductor and plug it into a high voltage battery.

I continue time.