Thread:MarshallSarlie/@comment-28749161-20160506081133/@comment-28256389-20160602144512

A horrible thing happened to be yesterday.

I said: "Yay, I got the best kek"...

Then I ate the kek..

I burped. That was bad... I accidentally burped in a microphone. The microphone was connected to

a speaker... an assassin's speaker. He screamed like a 2 years old girl and he accidentally dropped his knife on his keyboard. The knife pressed some keys and deleted Geometry Dash. He got angry and he... he ate some nasty socks. The assassin puked on Mrs Pig's face. She throwed her bag.

The bag hit a plant, and the plant was been forced to grow with 3 milimeters on the right. After some time, the plant fully growed. A lightning hit the plant, and the plant was throwed 10000 miles, in my city. The plant touched an electric wire and my TV was shutted down. Then my dog throwed to me a knife storm... they don't hit me. They hitted Marshall and he died... I found in his pocket some weed. I ate it and I died, that was poisonus ;_;. Then a bird dropped a kek in my mouth and I was revived.

So that happened yesterday.