Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20170727161434/@comment-27121914-20170729001336

404 found

 * "I realize my mistake of running into the firepower of the Conqueror, and call all Imperial Fleet units out of there. as many as possible jump into hyperspace, but many are lost. an emergency evacuation gets any remaining Federation units out of the area."
 * Yeah, that's right! You better run!
 * "the Constructor Core is teleported to the Star Forge for an upgrade."
 * Acknowledged.
 * "Clone 3 quickly dodges as much as possible, avoiding the Incinerator. however his armored pants got sliced up. (no, nothing NSFW happened.) he rages, repairs it via Machine Phase Matter, and fires a Plasma Sticky onto the Juggernaut."
 * Yep, nothing NSFW happened. Another pants underneath the armored pants may come in handy in situations like this.
 * 89% HP remains! (Enceladean Juggernaut)
 * "the 2 Black Ops team are rekt by the homing lasers."
 * Dead already?
 * "meanwhile only Clone 4 tps back, to fight the Kommander. because."
 * Acknowledged.
 * The Kerbal Kommander throws lots and lots of energy spears at Clone 4, and then fires a death beam at him.
 * "Clone 5 teleports to the bridge with the Hidden Teslas. Clone 1 TPs there as well with a replacement Nanotinium block. (50% denser)"
 * The Kerbal Kommander waits for the Teslas to attack him, and then he quickly fires cutting lasers at them. 71% HP remains!
 * "Clone 1 takes heavy damage from the Death Laser. (47% HP) he counters by picking up the Nanotinium Block, and throws it at the Kommander while also throwing a ballistic steel block from the other side and the Binary Saber from above."
 * 62% HP remains!

Assault of the Sky Jungle

 * 404 found: "a Power Core is dropped in to support the 10,000 hz shield."
 * Curse you, 404!
 * An extra turn was added!
 * The Evolver  destroys that Power Core by flinging an asteroid at it.
 * The Nega-Electrolyte  continues diverting the electrons to the Lightning Rod. Turns left: 2/4.
 * SnufflesTheDog: "Electricity need not apply to the Egerans, but yes, part of it is indeed electric."
 * Oh, I get it. It's a fusion between Sonar's Electric Barrier and Sparky's Force Shield.

Sweg Dragon

 * "The presence of another "Leviathan" has awaken something from its slumber... From the dimensional rift I exited through, I re-emerge, as the Great Leviathan once more."
 * Nice job breaking it, Eevee!
 * So, you're  TRIGGERED  by something else that has the name "Leviathan", huh?
 * "And this time, there shall be no fleeing. No matter what you throw at me."
 * k
 * Since your adaptive ability allows you to adapt against those attacks and take the form of them as well, I bet you're weak against lame attacks, like poking you with a stick.
 * "I immediately wrap myself around Eevee's Leviathan vehicle, crushing it between my coils."
 * All the time designing that vehicle... in the end, it was all for nothing.
 * "While coiling around the vehicle, I turn to face the other foes, and glare."
 * Let me guess... you want revenge, right?
 * [clears throat]
 * GREETINGS. 
 * I AM THE RED DRAGON, AKA STEVEN FEDKIN. 
 * Those guys are the ones who ganged up against you and continuously attacked you. 
 * So, I wanna make an offer with you. 
 * Being both incredibly overpowered and hostile to everyone is a bad idea, as you have learned. 
 * JOIN ME. TOGETHER, WE WILL HAVE REVENGE, AND DEFEAT OTHER PLAYERS. 
 * But, there's one condition: 
 * GIVE ME YOUR SOUL, SO YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HAVE SYMPATHY FOR OTHER PLAYERS ANYMORE. 
 * WITH THE LACK OF SYMPATHY, YOU MAY FREELY TAKE REVENGE AGAINST THOSE PLAYERS WITHOUT BEING BOUNDED BY YOUR OWN EMOTIONS. 
 * DO YOU ACCEPT?