Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26228416-20180731170450/@comment-34097798-20180803205511

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I place a burning house on the pile.

Events

 * The house, though it may be burning, is still really heavy and as a result crushes most of the contents of the pile.
 * Since the house is burning, everything that is flammable catches fire.
 * Aggron...Just Aggron catches fire and screams "FIRE FIRE FIRE AUGH AUGH AUGH" while running around in circles.

Contents

 * B1 Battle Droid
 * Understands the 4th dimension
 * Crushed
 * Totem of Colorus
 * Painted
 * Knocked over
 * Made of wood
 * Crushed
 * Burning
 * GD Cube
 * Painted
 * Possesses whittling knife, woodworking book, a skewered turnip from "MY TURNIP!", and $90,963.70
 * Trying not to get crushed/set on fire
 * Aggron... Just Aggron
 * Has food sources
 * Burning food sources, to be precise.
 * Burning
 * Running in circles screaming "FIRE FIRE FIRE AUGH AUGH AUGH"
 * Rejuvenator
 * Revives entities that gets killed. (Except Flame Princess)
 * Crushed
 * A growing pile of ash
 * Totem of Wumie
 * Painted
 * Made of marble
 * Crushed
 * Colorus, the Paint God
 * Posesses $150k
 * Happy
 * Posesses a Paint Pouch. It contains a hammer and chisel, and a carving book.
 * WorkingHarder! on a drawing with Wumie
 * Wumie, the Ink God
 * WorkingHarder! on a drawing with Colorus
 * Drawing
 * Has some amount of orange paint on it
 * Burning
 * Inkling
 * Hiding inside of Wumie totem
 * Crushed
 * Ozma, the Dream Queen
 * WorkedHarder! to heal.
 * A pair of shoes
 * Old
 * Crushed
 * Burning
 * House
 * Burning

And that's called working hard.