Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28122105-20170104135344/@comment-28122105-20170104203713

I open up one of the loot crates, and inside is an upgraded Thingy-O-Matic 9002™.

"Small enough to fit in your pocket, yet large enough to throw at people!"

It has a keypad, allowing me to type in anything I want to happen.

I shoot cereal at epic.