Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29191679-20170214201602/@comment-27080660-20170313000209

Alright, Dark Bowser. So that's the way you want it, huh?

I launch the exact same laser at Dark Bowser again. But...

While he's distracted by the laser, I enter a dimensional portal. After retracting from the shell and taking 2,000 damage from the laser, I'm nowhere to be seen.

Suddenly, from behind, before Dark Bowser can react, I open the dimensional portal, and emerge from it. With no time to retract or retaliate, as he was taken by complete surprise, I forcefully open Dark Bowser's mouth, charge my Plasmatic fire and Celestial Laser, and fire them down Dark Bowser's throat, Godzilla 2014-style.