Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-32684847-20170721192818/@comment-25406802-20170824124033

Oh, let me get that for you.

Now watch me annihilate the clothes and the soup in a way that it would be conched to fine dust, and then serve you with another fresh bowl of soup, but with clothes. Why am i going to give you another bowl of clothes? BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SAID WHAT WAS IN YOUR SOUP, NOT ME.

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Waiter! There are 136 messages in my soup!