Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180329052738/@comment-26877467-20180402043721

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404 found draws out a railgun and makes Sonar553, the turret, and themselves collinear. They fire at Sonar553, thinking that they are Invader Zim, but Sonar553 matrix dodges the bullet. The bullet still hits the turret, but since it's a pre-placed obstacle, no damage is done to it. However, it got turned and won't be able to correctly shoot anyone this turn.

EpicToast gets a drone to fly across the pit.

TheContestant437 punches the asteroid. It hurts a lot, and the asteroid didn't even wince. TheContestant437 goes around the asteroid.

Sonar553 gets another Electromagnetic Peach and throws it at Invader Zim, making his next attack 20% more likely to miss.

Aggron... Just Aggron did not deal with the pit, and now has a 50% chance of standing at the edge doing nothing this turn and a 50% chance of just jumping down the pit.

5! Aggron... Just Aggron does nothing this turn.

Invader Zim is going to use lasers or missiles.

13! That's lasers. Which player? [1-15]

14! Player 14 is Btd456Creeper. But Invader Zim has a 20% chance to miss due to the EM Peach.

62! Invader Zim hits Btd456Creeper with a laser, slowing them down.

Sonar553 summons a reflective bubble shield around themselves.

EpicToast 2 reaches the pit and makes a leap of faith at EpicToast's drone, which is 5m ahead of them. They manage to make it on.

Invader Zim is going to shoot again. Lower 50% lasers, upper 50% missiles.

48! Invader Zim is going to shoot lasers at a player. [1-15]

3! Player 3 is S0mePVZfan, so they get laser'd.

Btd456Creeper makes it to the asteroid, shoves a wedge underneath it, shoves a board inbetween the wedge and the asteroid, creating a lever, and super-strength flings the astroid into the air, hitting Invader Zim. It deals 70 damage! The asteroid flies away and lands into the forest to the left. Btd456Creeper feels really good. Invader Zim doesn't though, and Btd456Creeper now will have 2 more greater chances of being attacked every time Invader Zim needs to target a player. Additionally, Invader Zim is now getting desperate, and will start doing more erratic, impulsive attacks on his turn.

Btd456Creeper lays down their banana peel.

The Rocket wants some attention.

Invader Zim finishes their attack they began charging last turn, and creates a pulse in the sky to attack every flying player. This knocks XXPhoenix888, Sonar553, Oiniteoderfla12, Vaguebuild, EpicToast, EpicToast 2, and EndermanR169 out of the air and they all fall over, and get back up. Additionally, they are now all dizzy. EndermanR169's mechanical monster takes 5 points of damage due to the fall.

Btd456Creeper picks their banana peel back up.

Current Standings
Players:

'''Aggron... Just Aggron': 150m, 9th place''


 * Mirror armor (loud)

XXPhoenix888: 185 m, 3rd place
 * Hoverboard with jetpack attatched
 * Blade of Justice, helicopting with, capable of launching fireballs
 * Dizzy

S0mePVZfan: 185m, 3rd place


 * Flame-dashing
 * Laser'd

Sonar553: 190m, 1st place


 * Energetic
 * Second degree burns
 * One small third degree burn
 * Has a flying carpet
 * Reflective bubble shield
 * Dizzy
 * Safari planned next August

404 found: 190m, 1st place


 * Inertial Dampener with High Energy Focus


 * Extra Inertia
 * Omnikey
 * Medical nanobots (heals simple injuries, 1 turn left)
 * Mechanical eyes that make Sonar553 look like Invader Zim

Oiniteoderfla12: 160m, 6th place

CookieCookieNomNom: 135m, 13th place
 * Hoverboard
 * Glue-repelling shoes
 * The Rocket
 * Expresses emotions throught the Geometry Dash difficulty icons.
 * Current face: Hard
 * Motivation: Revenge, acquaintance
 * Wants attention
 * Medic
 * From Team Fortress 2
 * Heals
 * Also riding the hoverboard
 * Dizzy


 * Burned (get this healed)
 * 3rd degree burns

Vaguebuild: 150m, 9th place


 * Rocket Launcher
 * Only in underwear and a bandage on leg
 * Ate something spicy
 * Cape feather (can fly and will save you from one hit)
 * Missing intestines
 * Has slinkies within abdominal area
 * Dizzy

TheContestant437: 150m, 9th place


 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burn
 * Hand hurts

Psychomaniac14: 150m + 20m (167.1m), 5th place

EpicToast: 160m, 6th place
 * Alcubierre drive (space compressor) with EMP armor
 * Wearing hydrophobic cellulite cloak
 * Aerodynamic shield (5 turns of oxygen left)
 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burns
 * In caves
 * Recovering from severe impact (2 turns left)

EpicToast 2: 160m, 6th place
 * Has a drone
 * Dizzy

EndermanR169: 135m, 13th place Btd456Creeper: 140m, 12th place
 * Riding with EpicToast with their drone
 * Dizzy
 * Train-SUV-TankMech with lasers capable of flight (175/200 HP)
 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burn
 * Bungled up


 * Banana peel
 * Feels good
 * Laser'd

 Entities: 

EpicToast's Car: 15m

Glue: 25m

Fire wall: 35m

Pit filled with marbles, trains, vans, and fire: 50m

Invader Zim: 30/150 HP

Fake finish line (experienced by 1 player): 55m

Fire trail: 70m

Crater: 75m

Mechanical Monster statue: 115m

Event

Invader Zim: Every turn, Invader Zim will attack two random people with lasers or missiles, and Zim will get a turn to do something else.

Map:

Starting line (0m)

1st obstacle (100m)

2nd obstacle (150m-160m)


 * Caves (70m long, reconnects at 210m)

3rd obstacle (200m)

...

Finish line (1000m)

That was pretty cool.

@Aggron... Just Aggron @TheContestant437 You're at the edge of the pit, and don't currently have any items that would be used to cross.

Remember the turret