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Vaguebuild wraps their foot in a bandage. They recover from their high impact a bit earlier, even though they were going to heal from that this turn anyway.

S0mePVZfan uses Aloe Vera to heal themselves, even though there was nothing to heal. Aggron... Just Aggron tears out their eyes and casts them to the side, creating a new set and shoving those in their eye sockets. The world looks really different, the colors are slightly off, and the FOV has changed, and these eyes are a fractional amount more near-sighted than the last ones, but the changes aren't enough to disorient.

EndermanR169 upgrades their flying tank into a mech that can fly and shoot lasers.

Sonar553 begins riding on a flying carpet.

Psychomaniac14 replaces their cloak.

XXPhoenix888 attaches some Geometry Dash level difficulty icons onto their rocket. The Rocket is now sentient and angery most of the time. It is capable of happiness and worry and concern, however. The Rocket is not invested in winning this race, so it doesn't speed up. Give it a reason to want to win this race.

404 found pushes on the door, but it needs to be pulled.

S0mePVZfan pulls on the door, but it needs to be pushed.

Aggron... Just Aggron uses Aloe Vera to heal their burns.

EndermanR169 shoots lasers at Vaguebuild and Sonar553. The lasers explode on impact, knocking them around.

Psychomaniac14 creates a large, heavy asteroid that crashlands at 140m. It creates a large explosion, reaching all the way to 120m, but no one is that far. The asteroid stays mostly intact.

XXPhoenix888 pulls on the door, but it needs to be pushed.

Sonar553 pulls on the door, but it needs to be pushed.

404 found pulls the door open and props it open. How kind.

CookieCookieNomNom has a 15% chance of getting slowed down by the crater.

30! CookieCookieNomNom retains their balance.

Aggron... Just Aggron travels at the speed of light (3*10^8 m/s) for 5.83*10^-599 seconds, which moves them about 10*-591 m forwards. For contrast, one Planck length is 6*10^-34 m, and the Planck length is the smallest measurable length with light before the wavelength of the light would create a black hole. However, the even though Aggron... Just Aggron traveled at the speed of light, the distance was so small even on a quantum scale it would be unnoticable, maybe even commonplace, and as such the universe is okay.

Psychomaniac14 surrounds their Alcubierre Drive with Electromagnetic Pulse Armor, protecting it from future EMPs. However, it is still disabled from the last EMP.

Oiniteoderfla12 sees the second obstacle ahead of them, it appears to be a bottomless pit.

Current Standings
Players:

'''Aggron... Just Aggron': 95m, 6th place''


 * Fresh

XXPhoenix888: 105 m, 2nd place
 * Recovering from high impact (2 turns left)
 * The Rocket
 * Expresses emotions throught the Geometry Dash difficulty icons.
 * Current face: Harder

S0mePVZfan: 105m, 2nd place


 * Fresh

Sonar553: 105m, 2nd place


 * Energetic
 * Second degree burns
 * One small third degree burn
 * Riding a flying carpet
 * Safari planned next August

404 found: 105m, 2nd place


 * Inertial Dampener with High Energy Focus


 * Extra Inertia
 * Omnikey

Oiniteoderfla12: 115m, 1st place

CookieCookieNomNom: 80m, 12th place
 * Hoverboard (disabled, 2 turns left)
 * Glue-repelling shoes
 * Past the door


 * Burned (get this healed)
 * 3rd degree burns

Vaguebuild: 80m, 12th place


 * Rocket Launcher (disabled, 3 turns left)
 * Only in underwear and a bandage on leg
 * Ate something spicy

TheContestant437: 90m, 8th place


 * Recovering from high impact (1 turns left)
 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burn

Psychomaniac14: 90m, 8th place

EpicToast: 90m, 8th place
 * Alcubierre drive (space compressor) with EMP armor (disabled, 3 turns left)
 * Wearing hydrophobic cellulite cloak
 * Flying

EpicToast 2: 90m, 8th place
 * Averting eyes

EndermanR169: 95m, 6th place
 * Averting eyes
 * Mech with lasers capable of flight
 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burn

 Entities: 

EpicToast's Car: 15m

Glue: 25m

Fire wall: 35m

Pit filled with marbles, trains, vans, and fire: 50m

Invader Zim: 1.0 lightyears away

Fake finish line (experienced by 1 player): 55m

Fire trail: 70m

Crater: 75m

Asteroid: 140m

Map:

Starting line (0m)

1st obstacle (100m)


 * Propped open

2nd obstacle (150m)

...

Finish line (1000m)

Lots of you are still hurt, get that fixed. And actually check your player stats