Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28741271-20151107133239/@comment-25307288-20151108104739

According to my calculations, you cannot run at the speed of light.

I told you to prove it, you didn't run that fast so I forced you to give me the turnip.

𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒯𝒰𝑅𝒩𝐼𝒫'𝒮 𝑀𝐼𝒩𝐸