Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20180213125104/@comment-28734106-20180214020743

EpicToast, the Bestest

EpicToast, the bestest The bestest in the land The bestest of the Wiki Oh, he's the bestest, and--

Our lives would be so empty If Epic wasn't here Everyone would scream aloud For anyone to hear

EpicToast, the smartest His life made an impression For if he just didn't exist Everyone would be diagnosed with clinical depression

Oh, EpicToast the bestest You know, he's really hot And if you don't agree with what was said, You'll be thrown in a pot

And burnt alive forever And thrown into a pit Where all the other non-believers' Sad, dead bodies sit


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