Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-30759860-20170102151933/@comment-28122105-20170103012943


 * Two can play at that game, again.

The INC$19 Mario lets out a maniacal laugh, then explodes, along with all its clones. This infects everything with Malware, including the Thingy-O-Matic 9001™.

'''I AM ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART.'''

'''SYSTEM NOT FOUND. INSERT INSTALL DISK.'''

'''DISK NOT FOUND. PLEASE CONFIRM DISK COVER IS CLOSED.'''

'''READ ERROR. INSERT BOOT DISC AND PRESS ENTER.'''

'''NO RESPONSE. SYSTEM MAY BE BUSY OR MELTING INTO SLAG.'''

'''APPLICATION ERROR. SAVE YOUR WORK AND QUIT.'''

'''YOU LOST EVERYTHING. WAY TO GO, GENIUS.'''

WAITING FOR PROCESSORS.

"404 computer hamsters not found."

'''THREAT LEVEL UPGRADED TO JELLY ROLL 1. DETONATION IMMINENT.'''

C:/ run query identification

C:/ run insult generator

C:/ results: go away yeti-lip!

CTRL ALT DEL!!!

Wow. It seems like the machine is going bonkers.

The Thingy-O-Matic begins spewing glowing 1000-degree knives and PixlHammers everywhere while playing Infinite Power backwards.

I probably don't need to do anything. However, I will.

I shoot toxic cereal at Alpha, again.