Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28122105-20160605141647/@comment-28122105-20160607231129

@Onnikus: Your wish is granted. The defenses will now target anyTHING that isn't the neigbor, the cereal, or themselves. You die.

@A plant: He doesn't. He just likes to see people fail miserably at getting a stupid bowl of cereal.

(No, the neighbor still isn't me.)