Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28122105-20160605141647/@comment-27719761-20160609183812

I go to the store and buy the same cereal that the neighbor has, then I make it look just like the neighbor's cereal, next I walk up to the security system, and I say "hey guys, I think I saw someone trying to steal the cereal! Then I say "he went that way!!" and point to the other direction, with the security system distracted I walk in and grab the cereal, then I quickly replace it with the new cereal indiana jones style. However the security system notices what I have done, so then I say "hey guys, dont worry, the cereal is right there, see?" then it uses its ultimate super scanny thingy technology to scan the cereal to see if its actually just like the original, however I modified the molecular structure of the cereal to become the exact string of characters required to make the defense system change what its doing to make it ONLY target the neighbor when it is scanned. Then I walk home and a take a bite of the cereal, unnafortunately what I forgot was that the cereal was poisoned, but thanks to the powers of the "deus ex machingna" I somehow naturally have a 100% immunity to whatever it was poisoned with... I win!!! 8)