Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180329052738/@comment-27383731-20180409083618

@Air can u control me cuz I'm on holidays and won't be able to check out the thread that often

Anyway...

Firstly I temporarily open a portal to a pocket dimension containing a literal ton of vials with [NAME RETRACTED] in them. I put my hand into the portal and take one out, close the portal behind and drink the vial, instantly curing me of all ailments

Secondly, I activate an invisible forcefield to protect me from those stupid rockets I mean how are they even finding me

Thirdly, I replenish the oxygen in my aerodynamic shield can't have me suffocating to death

Fourthly, I plug in an aether energy converter into the alcubierre drive. This turns aether energy into electricity, which then powers the alcubierre drive (which is programmed to overclock itself if it senses more electricity than is required)

Of course this means that it is vulnerable to EMPs for 1 turn, but since I'm in a cave how can they even reach me through the ground? Anyway, as I was explaining, now the alcubierre drive is running at a higher power, meaning that the space compression increases. And since it's an aether energy converter that is powering it, aether energy is being used. And when these are used, they can create some natural disasters because areas with high densities of aether energy have almost no natural disasters and areas with no aether energy have extremely common natural disasters

Last but not least, I find a fork in the cave, and take the upper path