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Hambeef68 wrote: What if i tap? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

​ [http://geometry-dash.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:214092 What if I Tap? Game] DestroyerXL44 So, first I would like to thank the people over at Geometry Dash Episodes for the creation of this meme. I contribute to there, and I can say that it is very interesting and fun.

So here's the game.....

How to Play
Answer the Question. You are playing Geometry Dash and have no clue what to do next. You ask yourself, "What if i Tap?"

Rules
Keep it appropriate

Have Fun! 16:21, February 23, 2017 *1 Kudos DestroyerXL44 WHAT IF I TAP? (taps) (explodes) 16:21, February 23, 2017
 * 2 Kudos Btd456Creeper What if I tap?

A wild tap water appeared! 23:54, February 24, 2017
 * 2 Kudos Seb23442 what if i tap?

?pat i fi tahw 00:44, February 25, 2017
 * 2 Kudos HollowEarth13 What if I tap?

Oh, this little square thing jumps. 01:01, February 25, 2017
 * 1 Kudos Meandcrazy What if I tap?

A wild RubRub appeared! 16:08, February 25, 2017
 * 1 Kudos HollowEarth13 What if I tap?

 Oh, this game's community died. 13:27, February 26, 2017
 * 2 Kudos Meandcrazy <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">Oh, I die to the spikes above me. Edited by Meandcrazy 09:10, February 27, 2017
 * 1 Kudos EndermanR169 <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">(gets teleported into the abyss) 12:37, February 27, 2017
 * 1 Kudos Minecraft99999999 <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">NO I DONT WANT TO PLAY YATAGARASU 21:39, March 9, 2017
 * 1 Kudos HollowEarth13 <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">Oh, it says I have to tap again on this orb thing to make another jump. 00:16, March 10, 2017
 * 1 Kudos Lil' Freddy Fazbear <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

DestroyerXL44

DestroyerXL44 WHAT IF I TAP? (taps) (explodes) 16:21, February 23, 2017 Quote More Btd456Creeper 1 Kudos Btd456Creeper What if I tap? A wild tap water appeared! 23:54, February 24, 2017 Seb23442 1 Kudos Seb23442 what if i tap? ?pat i fi tahw 00:44, February 25, 2017 HollowEarth13 1 Kudos HollowEarth13 What if I tap?

Oh, this little square thing jumps. 01:01, February 25, 2017 Meandcrazy Meandcrazy What if I tap?

A wild RubRub appeared! 16:08, February 25, 2017 HollowEarth13 HollowEarth13 What if I tap?

Oh, this game's community died. 13:27, February 26, 2017 Meandcrazy 1 Kudos Meandcrazy What if I tap?

Oh, I die to the spikes above me. Edited by Meandcrazy 09:10, February 27, 2017 EndermanR169 EndermanR169 What if I tap? (gets teleported into the abyss) 12:37, February 27, 2017 Minecraft99999999 Minecraft99999999 What if I tap? NO I DONT WANT TO PLAY YATAGARASU 3 hours ago HollowEarth13 HollowEarth13 What if I tap?

Oh, it says I have to tap again on this orb thing to make another jump. 39 minutes ago

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">NO THE EARTH IS EXPLODING 00:56, March 10, 2017
 * 1 Kudos SuperSpyChase <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

Oh, I flip gravity. The ball flip gravity.

Balls don't flip gravity. They should be stationery.

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">Oh wait, it's a game... Science isn't real! 06:06, March 10, 2017
 * 1 Kudos Meandcrazy <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">Oh, it says "Hold to Dash"! 07:31, March 10, 2017
 * 1 Kudos DestroyerXL44 <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">WAIT!

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU HOLD??? 17:32, March 13, 2017
 * 1 Kudos HollowEarth13 <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I ta---

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">F*ck this I quit. 00:49, March 15, 2017
 * 1 Kudos Mini P.E.K.K.A <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap? Oh yay I did the las click of Yatagarasu yay. :P

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">(I wish) 00:56, March 15, 2017
 * 1 Kudos 404 found <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

(missile alarms sound)

[broadcast] There has been a breach at the quarantine level.

Keter-class Sassers have broken out of containment.

systems lockdown in 60 seconds.

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">[404] OOPS. 21:21, March 15, 2017
 * 1 Kudos Mini P.E.K.K.A <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What is I Tap?

[UFAD announcer] Kappa Boss Fight-class entities have escaped and are devastating Room 113. Room will be C4'd in seconds, 20 seconds to evacuate.

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">[Me] FAIL 14:16, March 16, 2017
 * 2 Kudos 404 found <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

(fireball clutch a win)

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">(Super Magical Chest) 20:15, March 16, 2017
 * 1 Kudos TehBlastrX <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">wtf happens when i tap

welp let's see

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">your cube jumps when the screen is tapped, and give you an advantage over spikes, possibly the inspiration to complete the level. if it's a ship you hold tap to fly. if it's ufo it jumps. if it's ball it nintendo switches the gravity. if it's a wave it diagonally moves up or down. if it's a robot it flies but not too high. if it's a spooderman it actually nintendo switches position on teleport + changes gravity so spooderman is actually bootleg of ball that is made harder 20:44, March 16, 2017 This iPad is broken!
 * 1 Kudos Lil' Freddy Fazbear <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?
 * nothing happens*

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">Oh wait... this is a PC. 23:04, March 16, 2017
 * 1 Kudos John Fanboy <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">Geometry Dash has stopped working..... 12:51, March 17, 2017 What if I ta---
 * 1 Kudos GD PlayDash reply to #16HollowEarth13 wrote:

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;"> F*ck this I quit. You joke me? Luckily, You have an Report-Avoid ticket for being 1 of my friends.

What if i tap?

(Sometime later...)

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">I COMPLETED A FREE MEDIUM DEMON!! 13:07, March 17, 2017
 * 1 Kudos Lil' Freddy Fazbear <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">(turns on faucet) 14:32, March 17, 2017
 * 1 Kudos Mini P.E.K.K.A reply to #24<p style="margin-top:0px!important;">GD PlayDash wrote:

What if i tap?

(Sometime later...)

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">I COMPLETED A FREE MEDIUM DEMON!! Lights and Thunder?

What if I tap?

This isn't my level.... darn, this is Tongii's account.

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">FAIL 18:27, March 17, 2017
 * 1 Kudos 404 found <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

(300 L337 Barbs spawn)

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">OOPS 20:36, March 17, 2017
 * 1 Kudos HollowEarth13 <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">Crap the game crashed. 03:46, March 20, 2017 HollowEarth13 wrote: What if I ta---
 * 1 Kudos HollowEarth13 reply to #24GD PlayDash wrote:

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">F*ck this I quit. You joke me?<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">Something wrong? 03:47, March 20, 2017
 * 1 Kudos Mini P.E.K.K.A <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

(Nuke explodes)

I wonder what's this red button do?

(World explodes)

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">FAIL 17:00, March 21, 2017
 * 1 Kudos Meandcrazy <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">F*** I died at 53% on Jawbreaker! 12:33, March 22, 2017
 * 1 Kudos DestroyerXL44 <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if i tap?

(Google opens)

Google assistant: "When to tap maple trees..."

Me: Google is screwed, uh oh...

Google: "T@p m@p!# t522#..."

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">RIP GOOGLE 15:23, March 22, 2017
 * 1 Kudos Mini P.E.K.K.A <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">Nothing. 17:50, March 22, 2017
 * 2 Kudos Meandcrazy <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">F*** I died at 58% on Nine Circles! 16:04, March 23, 2017
 * 2 Kudos GDRy <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if i tap?

GEOMETRY DASH 2.2 COMES OUT. :O

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">hype 22:12, March 23, 2017
 * 1 Kudos Geometrydude <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What If I tap?

Shoot, didn't jump far enough

What If I tap?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;"> It didn't do anything... (Ship) 22:34, March 23, 2017
 * 2 Kudos Geometrydude <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">I DON'T KNOW!!!!!! 22:35, March 23, 2017
 * 2 Kudos Thunderduck174.5 <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if i tap?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">(*gets GD*) 21:39, March 29, 2017
 * 2 Kudos Lil' Freddy Fazbear <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">(accidentally gives every post in this thread a kudos) 01:24, March 30, 2017
 * Sergiuszek <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">NOOOO I LOST ON 99% BLOODBATH 12:54, April 1, 2017
 * Meandcrazy <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

YEEEES! I BEAT NINE CIRCLES WITH RECORDING AT SCHOOL!! (that actually happened to me xD)

What if I tap? 10:48, April 2, 2017
 * buys GD on Google Play*
 * Mini P.E.K.K.A <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

Ghost is dead. It's finally true. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

+Ghost respawns*

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">[Insert Heavy Amount of Rage Here] 16:01, April 4, 2017 <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">GD PlayDash wrote:
 * Play Dash reply to #26Mini P.E.K.K.A wrote:

What if i tap?

(Sometime later...)

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">I COMPLETED A FREE MEDIUM DEMON!! Lights and Thunder?What if I tap?

This isn't my level.... darn, this is Tongii's account.

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">FAIL Bass Knight by someone who got hacked and name changed to random letters.

BTW, When i will find my iPhone, I will play it.

What if i tap?

(Sometime later...)

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">I GOT THE KEYBOARD PARROT MOD! 16:40, April 4, 2017
 * Mini P.E.K.K.A <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

It's a contest between Keyboard Cat and Keyboard Parrot. Who will win? <p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">That was unexpected 17:42, April 4, 2017
 * parrot wins*
 * 404 found <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

[Nexar Stealth Bomber] deploying 500IB bomb.

5...

4...

3...

2...

1...

impact.

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">(Geometry Sass HQ destroyed in a blast of fire) 20:31, April 4, 2017
 * Mini P.E.K.K.A <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">Nice

What if I tap?

[U.F.A.D Announcer] *on speaker* agency under attack by a turnip. Entity name: 'Play Dash'. Do not underestimate the turnip.

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">[Me] why did I touch that 23:36, April 4, 2017
 * 404 found <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">what if I tap?

(printer makes a wanted poster)

Wanted

GD Ghost

(image here)

Crimes: murder, sexual assault, dissemination of propaganda, terrorism, assault of Antor Federation officer, crimes against humanity

Do Not Underestimate

KILL ON SIGHT

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">I tried 23:58, April 4, 2017 [Me] I want her DEAD, not imprisoned.
 * Mini P.E.K.K.A <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I Tap?
 * Ghost locked in UFAD cell*

(Reads wanted poster)

[Me] that's more than I needed to kill her.

[Label of Cell]

[NSFW jar] usage, to abuse entities.

No wonder this cell is rotting away

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">NOTHING TO DO HERE. 00:08, April 5, 2017
 * Meandcrazy <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">(*buys GD on Steam*) 14:59, April 5, 2017
 * Mini P.E.K.K.A <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

WAT if I tap?

Waut Iv a tahp?

Wäeet ev o tahlp?

Wheat IV o tall.

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">It's a Bad Grammar Machine 16:20, April 5, 2017
 * Mr. Pixelator <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">I'm using a computer, so nothing happened, except I damaged my monitor a bit. 16:24, April 5, 2017 CLOSE IT.
 * Mini P.E.K.K.A <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?
 * PixelGhost NSFW fanfic appears*

...

[G.Roswell] what happened?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">[Me] totally fake stuff 16:28, April 5, 2017
 * Sergiuszek <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if i tap?

11:48, April 6, 2017
 * universe explodes*
 * Mini P.E.K.K.A <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What If I Tap?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">Oh look, a new user joined the Forums! 13:27, April 6, 2017
 * Mr. Pixelator <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I Tap?

14:34, April 6, 2017
 * NOICE
 * Mini P.E.K.K.A <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">PixelGhost became the most popular ship and 404 PEKKA (a dead and hated ship) burnt in hell. Yay 14:36, April 6, 2017
 * Sergiuszek <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if i tap?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">Ghost Dash gets destroyed. yee 22:23, April 16, 2017
 * Play Dash <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">Bounsweet: What if i tap-

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">Opps. I deleted the stupid comment above me. 10:11, April 17, 2017
 * Sergiuszek <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if i tap?

13:38, April 17, 2017
 * my comment reappears*
 * 404 found <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">what if I tap?

(Ghost is captured by Imperial Fleet)

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">HEEHEEHEEHAH! 14:50, April 17, 2017
 * SuperSpyChase <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if i tap?

Type here

[Preview] [Reply]

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">[ ] X [B] [i] [Chain] 19:56, April 17, 2017 13:23, April 20, 2017
 * TehBlastrX **taps
 * taps
 * taps
 * taps
 * taps
 * gets a virus
 * ArkOfGold <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

...

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">Oh the chat's dead 13:53, April 20, 2017
 * Mini P.E.K.K.A <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

The button never came back up.

That's weird.

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">[Universe blows] 15:10, April 24, 2017
 * SuperSpyChase <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">E 21:22, April 24, 2017
 * Mini P.E.K.K.A <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">The turnip has become mine (not play Dash) 19:17, April 27, 2017
 * Geometrydude <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">GG 20:02, April 27, 2017 15:14, April 28, 2017
 * Mini P.E.K.K.A <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap? YAY A 5th DEMON!!!!! *demon that got demoted to harder*
 * Gets 7 stars*
 * ragequits*
 * The Last Laserdisc Dragon Preist <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

...

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!!! 00:32, April 29, 2017 19:28, May 13, 2017
 * ThunderDuck174 X <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">what if i tap?
 * returns for the 7th time
 * S0mePVZfan <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap??

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxdBWx18n6k (warning! Some swearing!) 02:17, May 16, 2017
 * 3 Kudos 404 found <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">what if I tap?

(missile siren sounds)

[broadcast] this is a Keter-class containment breach. SCP-008 has breached containment. all agents obtain battle gear and head towards the Keter containment sector. all noncombatants are to evacuate via predestined routes. Mobile Task Force N-7 "Hammer Down" ETA 5 minutes. X-34 gunship support ETA 10 seconds.

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">(me) fail. 00:42, May 17, 2017
 * Mini P.E.K.K.A <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

OMGGGGGG CLUBSTEP GGGGGGGG!!!!!!

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">(lol) 16:19, May 19, 2017
 * S0mePVZfan <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap [this key]??

...

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;"><all of a sudden, the Demon Guardian is released!> 06:07, May 20, 2017
 * Type: Sparky <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap (this button)?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">OMG SHINY TYPE:  NULL 06:51, May 20, 2017
 * 2 Kudos Minecraft99999999 <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

"1234" IS NOT THE CORRECT PASSWORD. COMPUTER LOCKED.

19:59

19:58

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">Oh wait, my password was "12345". 20:01, May 21, 2017
 * Mini P.E.K.K.A <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I Tap?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">-*turns into bad luck Brian, and rock falls on head* 15:29, May 22, 2017
 * Blow212 <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if i tap?

Oh, it tells me to do it again.

tap

tap

tap

tap

tap

taptaptaptaptaptap

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">1% ON YATAGARASU!! 14:57, May 25, 2017
 * TehBlastrX <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">tap?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">where i come, tap doesn't exist. 16:26, May 25, 2017
 * Mini P.E.K.K.A <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">Nothing. I tapped a wall 18:10, May 25, 2017 18:50, May 25, 2017  
 * Type: Sparky <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap (this Inferno Dragon)?
 * max damage*
 * gets melted*
 * S0mePVZfan <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap (this random button)
 * Nothing happened, tap again?*

<Nothing happened, tap again?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;"> Edited by S0mePVZfan 01:23, May 27, 2017
 * ThunderDuck174 X <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">what if i tap

THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY NORTH CAROLINA CAN MESS UP THIS SHOOT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 * taps and dies at 98% on cycles*

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">(i kid you not, this actually happened) 21:32, May 26, 2017
 * Type: Sparky <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">what if i tap

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">WHERE DID THE GD LOGO GO? 22:15, May 26, 2017
 * 1 Kudos ConstrictorZ reply to #1What if I tap?![TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING]

plz no

what if I tap again?

[TACTICAL NUKE SPED UP]

AHHHH WHAT IF I DON'T TAP

[TACTICAL NUKE EXPLODING]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

{BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM}

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;"> 4 days ago
 * Psychomaniac14 <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

Oops...

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">I accidentally made GD crash by tapping the enter button too soon after entering the editor DX 3 days ago
 * Hambeef68 <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">What if I tap?

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">Oh fck this was an auto level lmaooo 5 hours ago
 * GDSkarmary <p style="margin-top:0px!important;">what if i tap?

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tahW ykrapS :epyT ykrapS :epyT 7102 ,02 yaM ,70:60>!desaeler si naidrauG nomeD eht ,neddus a fo lla<...??]yek siht[ pat I fi tahW nafZVPem0S nafZVPem0S 7102 ,91 yaM ,91:61)lol(!!!!!!GGGGGGGG PETSBULC GGGGGGMO?pat I fi tahW A.K.K.E.P iniM A.K.K.E.P iniM 7102 ,71 yaM ,24:00.liaf )em(.sdnoces 01 ATE troppus pihsnug 43-X .setunim 5 ATE "nwoD remmaH" 7-N ecroF ksaT eliboM .setuor denitsederp aiv etaucave ot era stnatabmocnon lla .rotces tnemniatnoc reteK eht sdrawot daeh dna raeg elttab niatbo stnega lla .tnemniatnoc dehcaerb sah 800-PCS .hcaerb tnemniatnoc ssalc-reteK a si siht ]tsacdaorb[)sdnuos neris elissim(?pat I fi tahw dnuof 404  soduK 3dnuof 404 7102 ,61 yaM ,71:20)!gniraews emoS !gninraw( k6n81xWBdxN=v?hctaw/moc.ebutuoy.www//:sptth >sneppah siht< ??pat I fi tahW nafZVPem0S nafZVPem0S 7102 ,31 yaM ,82:91emit ht7 eht rof snruter?pat i fi tahw X 471kcuDrednuhT X 471kcuDrednuhT 7102 ,92 lirpA ,23:00!!!GNIMOCNI EKUN LACITCAT...?pat I fi tahW tsierP nogarD csidresaL tsaL ehT tsierP nogarD csidresaL tsaL ehT 7102 ,82 lirpA ,41:51*stiuqegar*srats 7 steG*redrah ot detomed tog taht nomed* !!!!!NOMED ht5 A YAY ?pat I fi tahW A.K.K.E.P iniM A.K.K.E.P iniM 7102 ,72 lirpA ,20:02GG?pat I fi tahW edudyrtemoeG edudyrtemoeG 7102 ,72 lirpA ,71:91)hsaD yalp ton( enim emoceb sah pinrut ehT?pat I fi tahW A.K.K.E.P iniM A.K.K.E.P iniM 7102 ,42 lirpA ,22:12E?pat I fi tahW esahCypSrepuS esahCypSrepuS 7102 ,42 lirpA ,01:51]swolb esrevinU[.driew s'tahT.pu kcab emac reven nottub ehT?pat I fi tahW A.K.K.E.P iniM A.K.K.E.P iniM 7102 ,02 lirpA ,35:31daed s'tahc eht hO...?pat I fi tahW dloGfOkrA dloGfOkrA 7102 ,02 lirpA ,32:31suriv a stegspatspatspatspatspat XrtsalBheT XrtsalBheT 7102 ,71 lirpA ,65:91]niahC[ ]i[ ]B[ X ] [ ]ylpeR[ ]weiverP[ ereh epyT ?pat i fi tahW esahCypSrepuS esahCypSrepuS 7102 ,71 lirpA ,05:41!HAHEEHEEHEEH)teelF lairepmI yb derutpac si tsohG(?pat I fi tahw dnuof 404 dnuof 404 7102 ,71 lirpA ,83:31*sraeppaer tnemmoc ym ?pat i fi tahW kezsuigreS kezsuigreS 7102 ,71 lirpA ,11:01.em evoba tnemmoc diputs eht deteled I .sppO-pat i fi tahW :teewsnuoB hsaD yalP hsaD yalP 7102 ,61 lirpA ,32:22eey .deyortsed steg hsaD tsohG ?pat i fi tahW kezsuigreS kezsuigreS 7102 ,6 lirpA ,63:41yaY .lleh ni tnrub )pihs detah dna daed a( AKKEP 404 dna pihs ralupop tsom eht emaceb tsohGlexiP?pat I fi tahW A.K.K.E.P iniM A.K.K.E.P iniM 7102 ,6 lirpA ,43:41ECION ?paT I fi tahW rotalexiP .rM rotalexiP .rM 7102 ,6 lirpA ,72:31!smuroF eht denioj resu wen a ,kool hO?paT I fI tahW A.K.K.E.P iniM A.K.K.E.P iniM 7102 ,6 lirpA ,84:11*sedolpxe esrevinu ?pat i fi tahW kezsuigreS kezsuigreS 7102 ,5 lirpA ,82:61ffuts ekaf yllatot ]eM[?deneppah tahw ]llewsoR.G[....TI ESOLC*sraeppa cifnaf WFSN tsohGlexiP?pat I fi tahW A.K.K.E.P iniM A.K.K.E.P iniM 7102 ,5 lirpA ,42:61.tib a rotinom ym degamad I tpecxe ,deneppah gnihton os ,retupmoc a gnisu m'I ?pat I fi tahW rotalexiP .rM rotalexiP .rM 7102 ,5 lirpA ,02:61enihcaM rammarG daB a s'tI.llat o VI taehW?plhat o ve teeäW?phat a vI tuaW?pat I fi TAW?pat I fi tahW A.K.K.E.P iniM A.K.K.E.P iniM 7102 ,5 lirpA ,95:41)*maetS no DG syub*(?pat I fi tahW yzarcdnaeM yzarcdnaeM 7102 ,5 lirpA ,80:00.EREH OD OT GNIHTONyawa gnittor si llec siht rednow oN.seititne esuba ot ,egasu ]raj WFSN[]lleC fo lebaL[.reh llik ot dedeen I naht erom s'taht ]eM[)retsop detnaw sdaeR(.denosirpmi ton ,DAED reh tnaw I ]eM[*llec DAFU ni dekcol tsohG?paT I fi tahW A.K.K.E.P iniM A.K.K.E.P iniM 7102 ,4 lirpA ,85:32deirt ITHGIS NO LLIKetamitserednU toN oDytinamuh tsniaga semirc ,reciffo noitaredeF rotnA fo tluassa ,msirorret ,adnagaporp fo noitanimessid ,tluassa lauxes ,redrum :semirC)ereh egami(tsohG DGdetnaW)retsop detnaw a sekam retnirp(?pat I fi tahw dnuof 404 dnuof 404 7102 ,4 lirpA ,63:32taht hcuot I did yhw ]eM[.pinrut eht etamitserednu ton oD .'hsaD yalP' :eman ytitnE .pinrut a yb kcatta rednu ycnega *rekaeps no* ]recnuonnA D.A.F.U[?pat I fi tahWeciN A.K.K.E.P iniM A.K.K.E.P iniM 7102 ,4 lirpA ,13:02)erif fo tsalb a ni deyortsed QH ssaS yrtemoeG(.tcapmi...1...2...3...4...5.bmob BI005 gniyolped ]rebmoB htlaetS raxeN[?pat I fi tahW dnuof 404 dnuof 404 7102 ,4 lirpA ,24:71detcepxenu saw tahT*sniw torrap?niw lliw ohW .torraP draobyeK dna taC draobyeK neewteb tsetnoc a s'tI?pat I fi tahW A.K.K.E.P iniM A.K.K.E.P iniM 7102 ,4 lirpA ,04:61!DOM TORRAP DRAOBYEK EHT TOG I)...retal emitemoS(?pat i fi tahW.ti yalp lliw I ,enohPi ym dnif lliw i nehW ,WTB.srettel modnar ot degnahc eman dna dekcah tog ohw enoemos yb thginK ssaBLIAF.tnuocca s'iignoT si siht ,nrad ....level ym t'nsi sihT?pat I fi tahW?rednuhT dna sthgiL!!NOMED MUIDEM EERF A DETELPMOC I)...retal emitemoS(?pat i fi tahW:etorw hsaDyalP DG:etorw A.K.K.E.P iniM62# ot ylper hsaD yalP hsaD yalP 7102 ,4 lirpA ,10:61]ereH egaR fo tnuomA yvaeH tresnI[*snwapser tsohG+EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY .eurt yllanif s'tI .daed si tsohG?pat I fi tahW A.K.K.E.P iniM A.K.K.E.P iniM 7102 ,2 lirpA ,84:01*yalP elgooG no DG syub?pat I fi tahW )Dx em ot deneppah yllautca taht( !!LOOHCS TA GNIDROCER HTIW SELCRIC ENIN TAEB I !SEEEEY?pat I fi tahW yzarcdnaeM yzarcdnaeM 7102 ,1 lirpA ,45:21HTABDOOLB %99 NO TSOL I OOOON?pat I fi tahW kezsuigreS kezsuigreS 7102 ,03 hcraM ,42:10)soduk a daerht siht ni tsop yreve sevig yllatnedicca(?pat I fi tahW raebzaF ydderF 'liL  soduK 2raebzaF ydderF 'liL 7102 ,92 hcraM ,93:12)*DG steg*(?pat i fi tahW 5.471kcudrednuhT  soduK 25.471kcudrednuhT 7102 ,32 hcraM ,53:22!!!!!!WONK T'NOD I

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?pat I fI tahW edudyrtemoeG  soduK 1edudyrtemoeG 7102 ,32 hcraM ,21:22epyhO: .TUO SEMOC 2.2 HSAD YRTEMOEG ?pat i fi tahW yRDG  soduK 2yRDG 7102 ,32 hcraM ,40:61!selcriC eniN no %85 ta deid I ***F ?pat I fi tahW yzarcdnaeM  soduK 2yzarcdnaeM 7102 ,22 hcraM ,05:71.gnihtoN?pat I fi tahW A.K.K.E.P iniM  soduK 1A.K.K.E.P iniM 7102 ,22 hcraM ,32:51ELGOOG PIR"...#225t #!p@m p@T" :elgooG...ho hu ,dewercs si elgooG :eM"...seert elpam pat ot nehW" :tnatsissa elgooG)snepo elgooG(?pat i fi tahW 44LXreyortseD  soduK 144LXreyortseD 7102 ,22 hcraM ,33:21!rekaerbwaJ no %35 ta deid I ***F ?pat I fi tahW yzarcdnaeM  soduK 1yzarcdnaeM 7102 ,12 hcraM ,00:71LIAF)sedolpxe dlroW(?od nottub der siht s'tahw rednow I)sedolpxe ekuN(?pat I fi tahW A.K.K.E.P iniM  soduK 1A.K.K.E.P iniM 7102 ,02 hcraM ,74:30?gnorw gnihtemoS?em ekoj uoY.tiuq I siht kc*F

---at I fi tahW:etorw 31htraEwolloH:etorw hsaDyalP DG42# ot ylper 31htraEwolloH  soduK 131htraEwolloH 7102 ,02 hcraM ,64:30.dehsarc emag eht parC ?pat I fi tahW 31htraEwolloH  soduK 131htraEwolloH 7102 ,71 hcraM ,63:02SPOO)nwaps sbraB 733L 003(?pat I fi tahW dnuof 404  soduK 1dnuof 404 7102 ,71 hcraM ,72:81LIAF.tnuocca s'iignoT si siht ,nrad ....level ym t'nsi sihT?pat I fi tahW?rednuhT dna sthgiL!!NOMED MUIDEM EERF A DETELPMOC I)...retal emitemoS(?pat i fi tahW:etorw hsaDyalP DG42# ot ylper A.K.K.E.P iniM  soduK 1A.K.K.E.P iniM 7102 ,71 hcraM ,23:41)tecuaf no snrut(?pat I fi tahW raebzaF ydderF 'liL  soduK 1raebzaF ydderF 'liL 7102 ,71 hcraM ,70:31!!NOMED MUIDEM EERF A DETELPMOC I)...retal emitemoS(?pat i fi tahW.sdneirf ym fo 1 gnieb rof tekcit diovA-tropeR na evah uoY ,ylikcuL ?em ekoj uoY.tiuq I siht kc*F

---at I fi tahW:etorw 31htraEwolloH61# ot ylper hsaDyalP DG  soduK 1hsaDyalP DG 7102 ,71 hcraM ,15:21.....gnikrow deppots sah hsaD yrtemoeG?pat I fi tahW yobnaF nhoJ  soduK 1yobnaF nhoJ 7102 ,61 hcraM ,40:32.CP a si siht ...tiaw hO!nekorb si daPi sihT*sneppah gnihton?pat I fi tahW raebzaF ydderF 'liL  soduK 1raebzaF ydderF 'liL 7102 ,61 hcraM ,44:02redrah edam si taht llab fo geltoob yllautca si namredoops os ytivarg segnahc + tropelet no noitisop sehctiws odnetnin yllautca ti namredoops a s'ti fi .hgih oot ton tub seilf ti tobor a s'ti fi .nwod ro pu sevom yllanogaid ti evaw a s'ti fi .ytivarg eht sehctiws odnetnin ti llab s'ti fi .spmuj ti ofu s'ti fi .ylf ot pat dloh uoy pihs a s'ti fi .level eht etelpmoc ot noitaripsni eht ylbissop ,sekips revo egatnavda na uoy evig dna ,deppat si neercs eht nehw spmuj ebuc ruoy ees s'tel plewpat i nehw sneppah ftw XrtsalBheT  soduK 1XrtsalBheT 7102 ,61 hcraM ,51:02)tsehC lacigaM repuSniw a hctulc llaberif(?pat I fi tahW dnuof 404  soduK 2dnuof 404 7102 ,61 hcraM ,61:41LIAF ]eM[.etaucave ot sdnoces 02 ,sdnoces ni d'4C eb lliw mooR .311 mooR gnitatsaved era dna depacse evah seititne ssalc-thgiF ssoB appaK ]recnuonna DAFU[?paT I si tahW A.K.K.E.P iniM  soduK 1A.K.K.E.P iniM 7102 ,51 hcraM ,12:12.SPOO ]404[.sdnoces 06 ni nwodkcol smetsys.tnemniatnoc fo tuo nekorb evah sressaS ssalc-reteK.level enitnarauq eht ta hcaerb a neeb sah erehT ]tsacdaorb[)dnuos smrala elissim(?pat I fi tahW dnuof 404  soduK 1dnuof 404 7102 ,51 hcraM ,65:00)hsiw I(P: .yay usaragataY fo kcilc sal eht did I yay hO ?pat I fi tahW A.K.K.E.P iniM  soduK 1A.K.K.E.P iniM 7102 ,51 hcraM ,94:00.tiuq I siht kc*F

---at I fi tahW 31htraEwolloH  soduK 131htraEwolloH 7102 ,31 hcraM ,23:71???DLOH UOY FI SNEPPAH TAHW!TIAW 44LXreyortseD  soduK 144LXreyortseD 7102 ,01 hcraM ,13:70!"hsaD ot dloH" syas ti ,hO

?pat I fi tahW yzarcdnaeM  soduK 1yzarcdnaeM 7102 ,01 hcraM ,60:60!laer t'nsi ecneicS ...emag a s'ti ,tiaw hO.yrenoitats eb dluohs yehT .ytivarg pilf t'nod sllaB.ytivarg pilf llab ehT .ytivarg pilf I ,hO ?pat I fi tahW esahCypSrepuS  soduK 1esahCypSrepuS 7102 ,01 hcraM ,65:00GNIDOLPXE SI HTRAE EHT ONoga setunim 93 .pmuj rehtona ekam ot gniht bro siht no niaga pat ot evah I syas ti ,hO

?pat I fi tahW 31htraEwolloH 31htraEwolloHoga sruoh 3 USARAGATAY YALP OT TNAW TNOD I ON ?pat I fi tahW 99999999tfarceniM 99999999tfarceniM7102 ,72 yraurbeF ,73:21 )ssyba eht otni detropelet steg( ?pat I fi tahW 961RnamrednE 961RnamrednE7102 ,72 yraurbeF ,01:90 yzarcdnaeM yb detidE .em evoba sekips eht ot eid I ,hO ?pat I fi tahW yzarcdnaeM soduK 1yzarcdnaeM7102 ,62 yraurbeF ,72:31 .deid ytinummoc s'emag siht ,hO ?pat I fi tahW 31htraEwolloH 31htraEwolloH7102 ,52 yraurbeF ,80:61 !deraeppa buRbuR dliw A ?pat I fi tahW yzarcdnaeM yzarcdnaeM7102 ,52 yraurbeF ,10:10 .spmuj gniht erauqs elttil siht ,hO

?pat I fi tahW 31htraEwolloH soduK 131htraEwolloH7102 ,52 yraurbeF ,44:00 what if i tap? ?pat i fi tahw 24432beS soduK 124432beS7102 ,42 yraurbeF ,45:32 !deraeppa retaw pat dliw A ?pat I fi tahW repeerC654dtB soduK 1repeerC654dtBeroM etouQ 7102 ,32 yraurbeF ,12:61 )sedolpxespat( ?PAT I FI TAHW 44LXreyortseD44LXreyortseD?pat I fi tahW raebzaF ydderF 'liL  soduK 1raebzaF ydderF 'liL 7102 ,01 hcraM ,61:00.pmuj rehtona ekam ot gniht bro siht no niaga pat ot evah I syas ti ,hO

?pat I fi tahW 31htraEwolloH  soduK 131htraEwolloH 7102 ,9 hcraM ,93:12USARAGATAY YALP OT TNAW TNOD I ON?pat I fi tahW 99999999tfarceniM  soduK 199999999tfarceniM 7102 ,72 yraurbeF ,73:21)ssyba eht otni detropelet steg(?pat I fi tahW 961RnamrednE  soduK 1961RnamrednE 7102 ,72 yraurbeF ,01:90 yzarcdnaeM yb detidE.em evoba sekips eht ot eid I ,hO

?pat I fi tahW yzarcdnaeM  soduK 2yzarcdnaeM 7102 ,62 yraurbeF ,72:31.deid ytinummoc s'emag siht ,hO

?pat I fi tahW 31htraEwolloH  soduK 131htraEwolloH 7102 ,52 yraurbeF ,80:61!deraeppa buRbuR dliw A

?pat I fi tahW yzarcdnaeM  soduK 1yzarcdnaeM 7102 ,52 yraurbeF ,10:10.spmuj gniht erauqs elttil siht ,hO

?pat I fi tahW 31htraEwolloH  soduK 231htraEwolloH 7102 ,52 yraurbeF ,44:00what if i tap??pat i fi tahw 24432beS  soduK 224432beS 7102 ,42 yraurbeF ,45:32!deraeppa retaw pat dliw A?pat I fi tahW repeerC654dtB  soduK 2repeerC654dtB 7102 ,32 yraurbeF ,12:61)sedolpxespat( ?PAT I FI TAHW 44LXreyortseD  soduK 144LXreyortseD 7102 ,32 yraurbeF ,12:61!nuF evaHetairporppa ti peeKseluR"?paT i fi tahW" ,flesruoy ksa uoY .txen od ot tahw eulc on evah dna hsaD yrtemoeG gniyalp era uoY .noitseuQ eht rewsnAyalP ot woH.....emag eht s'ereh oS.nuf dna gnitseretni yrev si ti taht yas nac I dna ,ereht ot etubirtnoc I .emem siht fo noitaerc eht rof sedosipE hsaD yrtemoeG ta revo elpoep eht knaht ot ekil dluow I tsrif ,oS 44LXreyortseDemaG ?paT I fi tahW

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