Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20170727161434/@comment-27121914-20170729135823


 * TheRealDarkrai5: "Crystal- sorry stevie, but we have to refuse your offer,"
 * [blushes] S-S-Stevie!?! Ugh! I think I'm having a severe headache! 
 * I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL RED DRAGON, AND YOU REFERRED TO ME WITH THAT CUTESY NICKNAME!?! 
 * Call me "Stevie" again. I dare you, I double dare you! 

Invasion of SIS Conqueror

 * This section has became much smaller than it was after the invading army retreated.

404 found

 * "now, Clone 3 TPs back. he assaults the Juggernaut by flamethrowering it."
 * The Enceladean Juggernaut's titanium armor's high melting point and low thermal conductivity protects him from the flamethrower!
 * The Enceladean Juggernaut counters the flamethrower by blasting Clone 3 with Hydro Pump! (The target is blasted by a huge volume of water launched under great pressure).
 * "Clone 1 produces a Force Field to block the lasers, but it shatters just as it blocks all the lasers. Clone 1 responds by using the Nanotinium and an upgraded Unobtainium block to pummel the Kommander."
 * The Kerbal Kommander dodges by teleporting, and then he fire Disintegrator Rays at the Nanotinium Block and the Unobtainium Block.
 * Kerbal Kommander's HP: 71%

Type: Sparky

 * "You expect me to be able to be hit by a titan in one of the fastest ships ever. And anyway, I'm also opening fire on 404, my own X-Bow etc... I can't tell what's what in the chaos ;D"
 * Okay, which maniac allowed you to fly a fighter aircraft inside my ship outside of the hangar?
 * "Right... I didn't want to do this, but...IT'S ON!!!!!"
 * So, it's you vs. 404 vs. The Kerbal Kommander, huh?
 * "I Overcharge my P.E.K.K.A suit, and ready the Sparky Army, while equipping an Armageddon Shield and readying the Evilness Laser with a Type XVIIII element."
 * The Kerbal Kommander readies an Anti-Nuke Shield as an attempt to reduce the damage from the Armageddon Shield's explosion.
 * And then the Kerbal Kommander teleports away from Sparky as far as possible while still staying on the bridge. Yes, even that smug admiral is afraid of the Armageddon.
 * (He'll still counter your attacks if you do attack him, though).
 * Well, what is "Type XVIIII"? Trust me, I looked up the abilities list and used Quick Find (Ctrl + F). The closest thing is "Formula XIV", but I dunno what does it do.
 * I'll just wait until you attack my entities once more.

Assault of the Sky Jungle

 * Invasion Phases:
 * (Current phase is in bold, red text ).
 * Outer Ring. (0/25 Islands destroyed). 
 * Middle Ring.
 * Inner Ring.
 * Capital.
 * I guess it's time for me to be the invader and 404 to be the defender.
 * BATTLE ENGAGED!!
 * Invaders:
 * TimewornKaiju, the Red Dragon. 
 * Defenders:'
 * SnufflesTheDog, Guardian of the Sky Jungle.
 * 404 found, the Fleet Admiral.

SnufflesTheDog

 * "I prepare additional defenses for the outer and middle rings of the Sky Jungle."
 * Bring it! I'm itchin' for a fight!
 * ​"Godblaster Cannon: Apparently the Egerans had to deal with extremely powerful entities to explain the existence of this rainbow-shooting cannon that deals tonnes of damage to the target upon use. I wonder why half of them are cracked?"
 * Because the previous rainbow is so powerful that it severely damaged the cannon?
 * Also, what kind of abominations did the precursor birdies faced? Satan? Cthulhu? Chara? The powerful and evil Scourge Dragons like me? Who knows?
 * "Repulsor:​ These strange devises have been a pain to conquer before- they repel objects away from them. Gotta go fast."
 * The strategy to defeat this device is to keep running towards it at FTL speed, then destroy it. Am I right?
 * ​"Deweaponiser:​ If you do manage to severly damage an island, then good luck keeping your weapons on you afterwards. This device attracts all metal objects for the radius of the island, and then detonates the island with the force of about 1/16th of a Sun."
 * Sweet Lord, it's basically a weaker version of Magneto Mr. Pixelator's magnetism. Notto disu shitto agen.
 * So, only metallic objects? Acknowledged. The entities who aren't metallic and only use superpowers will have an advantage here.
 * "G-1000-​ This particular instance of G-1000 is from what remains of Round 37. He is equipped with a Gear Gun, a Bass Cannon, A large amount of missiles and electricity/water resistant armour."
 * I'm gonna need some Hellfire to fight this guy. You know, that substance doesn't follow the laws of physics that regular fire are supposed to follow.
 * If not, then I'm planning to send [overwatch.wikia.com/wiki/Bastion Bastion] (robot that makes players salty) from Overwatch to fight this guy when he enters combat. This time, he's gonna use Luminite Bullets.
 * "L-Shift. Left Click. Play of the Game: Bastion."
 * "The Giz-W Hypercannon is fully charged! 3... 2... 1... FIRE! A stream of elemental ice power travels through the air, hitting the Nega-Electrolyte and freezing it."
 * Luck won't save that guy from this one!
 * MASSIVE DAMAGE!! 44% HP remains!
 * He's frozen mid-air, and he falls to the ground. All the luck was lost. All of it.
 * He shatters like he was made entirely of ice, like what one of my commanders used against some of 404's attacks. (This is one of his weaknesses: Being made of fire, electricity and darkness instead of physical matter).
 * Well, that was anticlimactic.
 * The Nega-Electrolyte is rekt!
 * REKT BY: Giz-W Hypercannon.
 * "A large amount of electricity bursts out, and... oh no. OH NO!!! ​The outer ring of the Sky Jungle is exposed!"
 * So, that's the weakness of the Force Shield: If it uses too much energy, the Outer Shield will weaken.
 * "​The electricity released by the freezing of the Nega-Electrolyte caused the outer ring's shielding to dissipate. No damage has been caused to the middle, inner or capital shielding. The Hz rate has dropped from 10000 to 1000."
 * PERFECT. WITH THE SHIELDS DOWN, THE INVASION WILL NOW OFFICIALLY BEGIN. 

404 found

 * "a Foundation dropship drops in a bunch of turrets onto the Sky Island for defense."
 * Acknowledged.
 * "it also drops 5 Shield Generator IIIs to support shield. get trolled, Steven."
 * Since the Outer Shield is down, I ain't even mad.
 * SIS Conqueror fires an OVERCHARGED Wave Motion Guns at 404's Shield Generators!
 * "a second Foundation dropship drops a bunch of SCPs into the Islands for defense. BECAUSE WHY NOT. there are:"
 * Not again!
 * "a cow heart the breaks everything"
 * SCP-058?
 * "a statue that kills anyone that looks at it (not 173)"
 * The closest result I get is SCP-689. I really don't know which SCP is this one.
 * "a giant eel that steals your mind and eats it for snack"
 * SCP-3000?
 * "this old guy that can acidify anything"
 * SCP-106? No?
 * "a shadow that eats stuff"
 * Which SCP is this one?
 * "a massive ball of sharp stuff that impales things to death"
 * Which SCP is this one?
 * "SCP-2399, a massive spaceship"
 * So, it's the guy I summoned to defeat an SCP-001 proposal, AKA Mekhane, the Broken God.
 * "and more."
 * Here's a cup of my salty tears. Drink it. Satisfied? No?
 * Also, I'm not gonna counter them until I finally know which SCP they are, their weaknesses, and when they make their moves.

The Assault
​*"There are 25 islands to destroy in the outer ring."
 * (My goal for this invasion is to retrieve some Egeran DNA, in order to revive them to add them to my enslaved army. If there are still Egeran DNA in here, then I bet it's in the Capital).
 * Also, SIS Conqueror is so enormous that it won't fit in the Sky Jungle's Outer Shield. Instead, it's gonna deploy entities to attack the Island.
 * I roll a dice to determine how many islands I'm going to attack at the same time. (Attacking all 25 at once would be a pain to counteract).
 * 6 islands are going to be attacked!
 * Island number - Invader(s).
 * Island 1 - Uranian Destructor.
 * (A Uranium Golem with radiation-related abilities).
 * The Uranian Destructor is sent to annihilate Island 1!
 * The Uranian Destructor shoots Gamma Beams at the island's defenses.
 * And then he simply nuke Island 1. It's the only way to be sure.
 * Island 2 - Venusian Incinerator.
 * (An Infernal Dragon with the ability to manipulate Hellfire, which will ignore laws of physics that regular fire is supposed to obey).
 * The Venusian Incinerator is sent to burn Island 2!
 * The Venusian Incinerator sets this entire island on Hellfire, which will burn water, objects that are on fire, and objects that are supposed to be fireproof. As a result, this island will be completely turned into dust! (Hint: Why is it called "Hellfire"?; What is it weak against?)
 * Island 3 - The Evolver .
 * (Sweg Dragon's clone. Can adapts to something after experiencing it once, but will still take damage if it hurts him).
 * The Evolver  is sent to destroy Island 3!
 * The Evolver summons a black hole to destroy the entirety of Island 3, except things that are outside of the island's radius.
 * Island 4 - Ionian Executioner
 * (A female demon from one of Jupiter's moons known as Io. She wears obsidian armor. She can cause eruptions and earthquakes by stomping. For close combat, she has retractable demonic claws, which are made of unknown, non-metallic elements that can only be found in Hell).
 * The Ionian Executioner is sent to destroy Island 4!
 * The Ionian Executioner devastates the island with an earthquake, creating several fault lines that split the island into several chunks. The chunks of Island 4 that were split from the main body may or may not fall to the ground.
 * Island 5 - Europan Knight
 * (A fish woman from Europa best described as an Undyne ripoff. She wears adamantite armor. Her main attack is throwing energy spears. She can regenerate if it's raining, or when she's submerged in water).
 * The Europan Knight is sent to destroy Island 5!
 * The Europan Knight stabs Island 5 with a Disintegrator Spear, which proceeds to disintegrate a portion of the island!
 * Island 6 - Callistoan Bomber
 * (A gaseous humanoid from Callisto who's made of carbon dioxide. Her presence pollutes the air around her. Her main power is Force Choke. Her weapons are various types of bombs. Cluster bombs, C4, disguised bombs, elemental bombs, etc.)
 * The Callistoan Bomber is sent to bomb Island 6!
 * The Callistoan Bomber summons robot dogs that look like the Annoying Dog from Undertale. They run around all over the island, and after a while, they explode with the force of a TNT block!