Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-31208684-20180524143700/@comment-26822753-20180526214415

The Heavy King drops down riding his crane.

[404] What's this?

''He lasers a part of the ground near the team, crystallising and exploding it. Then leaves. What a lazy bum.''

''Something is shifting in the atmosphere... Get ready for the fight of your life...''

[Oderfla] I don't like this.

''Sara Lasers Sparky in the back then Shotguns Filly, only to be Boosted into her own Port-a-Fort by Sparky as he gets out a pencil. A [EXPLETIVE]ing pencil. And he drives it into Sara's armor, but nothing happens. Cue a regular shot back to Filly.''

[Sparky] How do we get through this...

[Sparky] "You throw those nearby barrels at her and I'll ignite them."

[Filly] "Got it."

''Filly picks up a nearby box and throws it at Sara then a barrel into the middle of the Port-a-Fort as the box, the barrel, and the Fort all erupt into flames. Soon Sara's drowning in a sea of fire.''

[Sparky] Let's see you come out of that one alive.