Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20160916175425/@comment-26877467-20160925033708

WARNING: Avoiding several posts would be advised.

Zeyosh begins to summon the most severe thunderstorm in history. That means that they'd have to beat this. (Insanely severe hail, 70mph or 120kph winds, 4in or 10cm wide hail, flash flooding, lightning, minimal warning, 50x10miles or 80x16 km wide, winds knocking down trees and damaging roofs, 100 casualties [source] )

EndermanR169 redraws their excretement body part as a pulse engine.

MASTERFARKOS pulls out some Ender Pearls.

Btd456Creeper fumbles around for their head.

@Kasoku @Alpha654 Shapeshifting is not bending space. It's bending your character, which is something in this game that is nearly entirely your property, and it's not even bending three dimensional space, but rather the shape and density of your character. However, using this to get your character ahead a large amount would be prohibited.

Kasoku attempts to do another action that probably should be nullified, and it gets nullifeid by some omnipotent force.

Mr. Pixelator binaries into space at the starting line.

Mr. Pixelator summons a Milk Robot!

EndermanR169 fires their excrement body part pulsejet engine, and shoots 10m ahead! While they're still helicopter-fingering! (If you go any faster, you'll be bending the acceleration rule too much.)

Mr. Pixelator's Milk Robot smashes into the ground, creating a Shockwave that begins to race down the track!

Alpha654 struggles to get out of Kasoku, and succeeds.

Alpha654 spawns back where they were. (255m)

Btd456Creeper finds their head! They quickly superglue it back on.

The Shockwave reaches the unconcious body of NitroVenom, tossing them into the air! Their sniper rifle is now unequipped!

Alpha654 dual-equips a sniper rifle, and begins to take aim.

The Shockwave reaches MASTERFARKOS, but they forsee the attack and levitate. Unfortunately, they were paying too much attention to the attack to see the stray tree branch that extended onto the track. MASTERFARKOS gets whacked in the face by the tree branch. It's not that big of an issue, however.

Alpha654 snipes Kasoku in the brain! But they missed.

Kasoku duplicates themselves.

Zeyosh finishes summoning the storm! This new one has 100mph or 160kph winds, 6in or 15cm wide hailstones, flash flooding, lightning, and rain so thick it's imossible to see any more than 15m ahead of you! The rain has started falling. You have 25 seconds before it hits the ground.

Alpha654 reloads.

Zeyosh equips a lightning-warding super star.

The Shockwave reaches Kasoku #1 and Kasoku #2, tossing them into the air! They both fall down imperfectly, and get bruised.

Alpha654 shoots at Kasoku #1 in the heart! But the Shockwave messed that shot up.

MASTERFARKOS tries to throw an ender pearl at ElectroBlaze, but the steadily increasing wind from the storm blows the ender pearl backwards. MASTERFARKOS goes ahead 10m.

MASTERFARKOS beheads Kasoku #1 with their X Blade.

Alpha654 reloads.

Zeyosh activates a reality-preserving force field around themselves to shield them from godmodding from other players. (only 3 turns, sorry)

The Shockwave reaches Zeyosh, throwing them up into the air! The freeze ray and the super star are now unequipped. (The shield doesn't protect from this, the godmodding was the Milk Robot)

5 seconds until the rain hits!

Alpha654 shoots at Kasoku #1 in the liver. It's a hit! Kasoku #1 is now severely bleeding and has a bullet stuck in the back of their liver. It almost went all the way through!

ElectroBlaze's electricity half surges, like a car being activated.

The Shockwave reaches Btd456Creeper, throwing them into the air! The toss nearly knocked their head back off! Btd456Creeper grabs onto their head to hold it securely.

'''The rain reaches the ground. But this is only the beginning of this storm.'''

The Shockwave reaches EndermanR169, but their helicopter-handing prevents anything from happening to them. However, the wind will probably make this an issue soon.

The door on the 150m wall sways in the wind.

Alpha654 activates a shield.

The Shockwave reaches Alpha654, throwing them into the air! The shield wasn't enough for this! Their gun and sniper rifle both become unequipped.

The Shockwave reaches ElectroBlaze, throwing them into the air! Their lightning half reaches up to the sky when they're at the top of their arc. This storm might fuel them. (That rope would have been untangled now. XD)

@Zeyosh Don't worry, this storm will lightning strike everyone.

ElectroBlaze reaches the next obstacle! It appears to be a pit. They can't see how wide across it is, but it's probably a sizable pit.

New Event: Terrible Thunderstorm

1. ElectroBlaze= 300m


 * Dazed


 * Knocked over


 * Fueled by electricity |-|

2 or 6. Alpha654= 270m


 * Scraped up


 * Dazed


 * Knocked over


 * Shield (3 turns) |-|

3. EndermanR169= 280m


 * Helicopter Hand-ing


 * Pulsejet Engine excrement body part


 * Slowness|-|

4. Btd456Creeper= 245m


 * Loose head


 * Knocked over


 * Dazed |-|

5. Zeyosh= 205m


 * Dazed


 * Knocked over


 * Godmodding Shield (3 turns)


 * Responsible for the Terrible Thunderstorm |-|

6. Kasoku #2= 200m


 * Slowness |-|

7. Kasoku #1= 195m


 * Slowness


 * Shot


 * Beheaded (Death in 1 turn if left unresolved) |-|

8. MASTERFARKOS= 215m


 * X Blade equipped


 * Whacked in face


 * Speed II (2 turns left) |-|

9. NitroVenom= 75m


 * Fainted |-|

10. Mr. Pixelator= 45m

No effects or inventory yet. |-|