Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180622030441/@comment-26877467-20180630184100

I drop a rubber duck. into the pile.

EVENTS
 * The Death Star lands, but since all the mass is concentrated in a small point, it just punches through the ground. It still makes great tremors, however. Also, the other items in the pile are drawn closer together by it's gravitational pull. The Death Star finally settles a couple of kilometers below the surface of the Earth, but only because it was incinerated. Lava will now breach out of the hole into the pile in 6 posts.
 * Since the Quagshire and the Polish Monkey are both dead, the thermal detonator somewhat detonates. It can't fully detonate since it's crushed. And I'm going to treat the ink as flammable.
 * Mario's sticky, mutilated, decomposing, crushed, punctured corpse is now giving off a horrible odor while it's burning.
 * Mario's hat is also burning.
 * The gravel is burning.
 * The soda can is burning.
 * The shattered pieces of the basement key are also burning.
 * The demolished wood remnants of the basement door are burning quite well.
 * The corpse of the quagshire was able to lick off enough ink to prevent catching on fire.
 * The Polish monkey, on the other hand, made no such precaution, and is now cooking.
 * The SCP-682 catches fire and runs out of the pile into the wilderness, bringing fire and destruction any way they go. They also start a wildfire. But that's not in the pile, so it's none of our concern.
 * The crushed bones of Btd456Creeper catch fire. I hope you wanted to be cremated rather than buried, Btd.
 * The Devourer of Gods (in his final form) takes 40 damage from the explosion.
 * Twinkle gets severely burned from the explosion.
 * However, the explosion knocked a crushed piece of the basement key into the boards of wood from the basement door. The key piece teleports to a few feet above the ground, and Mario's burning mutilated corpse teleports over to the piece of the key and performs a door-unlocking animation over the demolished bits of the door. All the pieces of the key vanish, the burning boards shift around some. Mario drops down onto the burning wood and burns faster.


 * Mario's corpse
 * Mutilated
 * Has a hole in it
 * Covered in ink
 * Has a fly smashed into it and glued to it with ink
 * Crushed
 * Burning a lot
 * Mario's hat
 * Covered in ink
 * Crushed
 * Burning a lot
 * Gravel
 * Covered in ink
 * Burning
 * A soda can
 * Covered with ink
 * Crushed
 * Oozing ink
 * Burning a lot
 * Several broken pieces of wood
 * Covered in ink
 * Crushed
 * Burning a lot
 * Quagshire corpse
 * Covered in diluted ink
 * Crushed
 * A dead polish-speaking monkey
 * Covered in ink
 * Crushed
 * Burning
 * Crushed bones
 * Covered in ink
 * Burning
 * Broken plate
 * The Devourer of Gods in his Final Form (549,960 / 550,000 HP)
 * Twinkle from Super 4
 * Burned
 * Lava (enters the pile in 6 posts)