Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-7395353-20180921012550/@comment-7395353-20181002193917

I paint the cat orange and make it fat and lazy, overriding TheWinner437's reference and giving me those 500 points.

I then create a Calvinball Requirement Zone that encircles the Watterson's house. Your posts must have at least 1 action involving the Calvinball if you end your turn inside of it, or your score gets halved! I also lock the Watterson's house's door from both sides so nobody can leave that way.

I divide my score by 2. To balance this out, any other poster may claim the ability to double their score once.

Finally, I smash Yakko's head with the Calvinball. +100 points, times 8 for saving 8 peoples' ears (myself and Aggron not included), times 2 because people have 2 ears.

Scores

 * 1) EndermanR169 (Infinity points)
 * 2) TimewornKaiju (1 Googol + 1 million - 1,013 points)
 * 3) Aggron... Just Aggron (981,755,118.813 + s2 points)
 * 4) TheWeiner437 (852,487,515.5 points)
 * 5) Alpha654 (6,992.875 points)
 * 6) *Where s2 is an integer from 0 to 59, and is unrelated to s1.
 * 7) 404 found (27.718 - s2 points)
 * 8) *The bank owes you 1,340,630,562.195 + (s1/4) points, plus an additional 201094584.32925 + 3s1+80 interest, where s1 is an integer from 0 to 59, and is unrelated to s2.
 * 9) Btd456Creeper (1548.5625 + x points)
 * 10) *Where x is a real number between 10 and 20, inclusive.
 * 11) Airtoum (-997.125 points)
 * 12) *Where s2 is an integer from 0 to 59, and is unrelated to s1.
 * 13) Oiniteoderfla12 (-א‎0 points)
 * Sonar553 (1 attention)

World
We're at the Watterson's house with flags all over and the Remai Circulation music playing. (Whatever that is)
 * Aggron... just Aggron and Btd456Creeper are in a points war! Whoever gets more points after 4 posts gets 59336 x 142011 points (which are currently in the bank). So far, Aggron... just Aggron has gained 990,000,000 points and Btd456Creeper has gained 2151.4375 points.
 *  You must use the Calvinball in your posts if your turn ends in the Watterson's house, or your score gets halved!