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Another 1-turn update

Then i threw a HE-Frag "nade to DEF team. Its also sticky!

-3! They will get -2 every turn for 3 turns!

I summon Flowey who blasts the Steel Chest with friendliness pellets :D

This chest is already destroyed!

Seeing that Nicki Minaj has only 2 HP left, I launch a lenny at her which finishes her off. Phew!

ERROR: This entity is in hell!

I 36000 kappascope Skunk with 42 fireballs.

-14 to SD Skunk!

I also summoned COD player:zzirGrizz to fight me with his awesp!e 360 Noscopes!

Ok.

I drop Uluru on XSlayer300's head before throwing illuminati in the attacker's faces.

XSlayer dodged it!

zzirGrizz attacks with his Noscopes!

Who did he attack?

Flowey resets the timeline to a time where you didn't super dodge

ERROR: You must be Game Admin to do that

Uluru got dropped on your head. :3

But it misses :3

I dug down with my gun, only to Quickscope you from below!

'''-5 for Bowsero! +2 XP'''

He 360 noscoped to all the defenders. 420 Times!

'''Level Up! XSlayer300 is now level 2! -4'''

I start picking up scrap metal from around the vending machine to craft something later...

4 EQ collected!

I rekt zzirGrizz with the power of MTN DEW from the almighty savior Vending Machine.

Actually it works!

zzirGrizz is defeated!

I Plant C4 where i Quickscoped you before. Then i ran and digged to a far area then BOOM!

-8 to Ninja! +5 XP

I collect enough metal then borrow RisingFire's Fireball Cannon to forge a metal shield :P

'''It works! You are immune to the next 2 attacks!'''

I then fly a jet airliner halfway across the world then excape it on my dragon when it crash lands into the attackers.

3op5me

But hey! Im still underground so i wont be affected. I got back to the C4 site and threw a ICE grenade to that site

Unfortunately, Theninja000 is immune to ice!

Flowey becomes Omega Flowey and rapidly attacks zzirGrizz and XSlayer with poisoned MTN DEW, fire, and ice.

-5 damage!

Dang. I dug back up. Switched my scope. Then i called in 100 Juggernauts to destroy you.

OK!

I healed my self with 20 Stimpacks. And got PoiAway to negate the effects pf poison.

'''+20 HP! You didn't have any poison!'''

All Juggernauts are droped from my Mothership up wayyyy high.

-6 to all DEF!

Ice Dragon is rekt!

I manage to protect myself with the metal shield and the dragon flies above, unharmed. However the shield is ripped to pieces in the process.

You managed to defend yourself, but the dragon got killed!

Ice dragon freezes the attackers into icey poles :3

This entity is already dead!

Then i proceed to 360 Noscope the Vending Machine. 50 Times! Plus. I have a Shield arpund me.

'''CRITICAL! -42 to the VM!'''

Since you have a shield I just throw lead bananas at the other attackers ._.

-1 to all AT!

Also had a stab at the Pure Iron Chest with my Ice Spear

'''CRITICAL! -50'''

The pure iron chest is destroyed! You got Iceman [Ice] (Lvl 6, 60/60 HP) and 10 EQ!

'Iceman: Hello! Thank you for freeing me!'

Flowey absorbs the red firely hot lasers and fires them back at the third batch of Juggernauts.

'''-20 to Juggeranut Legion #3! +5 XP'''

I did called the juggernauts by the dropship not the Mothership. So the Mothership has a Mirror shield to protect it.

I Threw a C4 on to the Vending Machine then blew it up. I 360 noscoped it once more.

'''-25 to VM! +3XP'''

I fix up the Holy Vending Machine a bit with screwdriver before stabing the dropship with a giant Hellstone sword, causing it to shatter and explode violently into pieces.

'''+40 to VM! -15 to Legion Dro pship! '''

Also crafted Hellstone armour for me ._.

Ok.

I noscoped Theninja & Bowsero327 with Penetrator Rounds. Then I pwned the Vending Machine Even more

'''-5 to Ninja and Bowsero! -30 to VM!'''

Nicki Minaj is dead, so I get Justin Bieber to help me out. I get him to sing 'Baby' to all of the defenders. Because of his cancerous voice, anybody who is a defender will perish. The vending machine can also be damaged by his voice, so I get him to sing 'What do you Mean?' to the Vending Machine.

'''-4 to all DEF except Ninja and Bowsero! -25 to VM!'''

NerdyMSP & RisingFire2654 get Veteran status (Level Up, HP +20)

I super glue Justin's mouth together so he can't make a sound.

Justin Bieber's mouth is shut for 3 turns

I loaded powerful Aqua Pulse Rounds. Then shot the Aqua Pulse Rounds against the Hellstone Armor and RisingFire. 30 times scoped. + 1 noscope.

-8 to RisingFire!

Then i switched to Explosive Rounds to Destroy the Vending Machine.

-21 to VM!

I realize RisingFire is unprotected and uses the last of the Hellstone to make armour for him. Then I put a protective shield around the Vending Machine that expires in 2 rounds to protect it for now. Then I poke Pikachu and it electrocutes all the attackers before running off.

'''Ok, but the shield lasts only 1 turn. -4 for all AT!'''

I Fire more Aqua Pulse Rounds to the Hellstone armor. And again RisingFire. 10 Times. Then I Used my Intervention to protect myself from the Electric. Rendering it useless for a turn.

Only -2 to RisingFire, because he has hellstone armour!

I Planted the C4 on to the protective shield, just in case.

NO EFFECT

Then i used Dual Deages. Spraying 75 Rounds against Theninja000.

-14 to Ninja!

Icey flies infront of me and takes some of the damage as I load up a high speed soda can cannon before setting it off into XSlayer's face.

'''Icey is dead! -9 to XSlayer!'''

I summon Spodermen who goes soper seyin on all the attacker scrubs, and leaves a small crater. Everyone is dazed from the loud computer generated screams from when he was going soper sayin. He tosses me a can of Dr Pepper, which I then drink and have to go to the restroom.

-5 to all AT & NE!

Mecha is defeated!

The superglue on JB's mouth dries, and while trying to open his mouth, it magically does. I shield him, and give him some Mtn Dew.

'He levels up! +4 XP'

I witness a robbery. One of the robbers left a gun behind, so I use it to shoot all of the defenders and the vending machine.

-6 to all DEF!

Ok then. I break the chest using my psychic powers

'''Which chest? Anyway, you broke the bronze chest and got Scuttling Doom Engine lvl 5 and 14 EQ.'''

Silver Chest                  [150/150]

Golden Chest                [200/200]

4 chests spawn!

Platinum Chest             [300/300]

Crystal Chest               [400/400]

Diamond Chest             [500/500]

 VENDING MACHINE   (Round 1)  [160/500 HP] (Protected for 1 more round)

AT:       NerdyMSP                        [31/80 HP] (Level 4, 4/50 XP) {Veteran}

                   Justin Bieber              [20/20 HP] (Belongs to Nerdy)

              XSlayer300                      [27/60 HP] (Level 2, 10/30 XP)

                   Legion Dropship          [61/80 HP] (Belongs to XSlayer)

                   Juggernauts #1           [36/40 HP] (Belong to XSlayer)

                   Juggernauts #2           [36/40 HP] (Belong to XSlayer)

                   Juggernauts #3           [16/40 HP] (Belong to XSlayer)

              A plant                            [19/50 HP] (Level 1, 0/20 XP)

              Mew Pur Pur                   [24/50 HP] (Level 1, 3/20 XP)

              SD Skunk                       [21/50 HP] (Level 1, 5/20 XP)

NE:           --- Nobody...

DEF:    RisingFire2654                   [15/80 HP] (Level 4, 0/50 XP) {Veteran}

              SpeirMint                        [40/60 HP] (Level 2, 16/30 XP)

             || Bowsero327 ||                [29/50 HP] (Level 1, 6/20 XP)

                   Omega Flowey           [10/20 HP] (Belongs to Bowsero)

              Theninja000                    [30/60 HP] (Level 2, 1/30 XP)

                   Iceman                      [56/60 HP] (Belongs to Theninja000)

(DEF)  MIKE SHADOW          [109/150 HP] {BOSS} (Shadow, Thunder) {Lightning Hit}

(AT)      SATAN                     [376/380 HP] {BOSS} (Dark, Fire) {Banish to Hell}

HELL:  Nicki Minaj [0/20 HP] (Regenerating... 1 turn left)

                 Hell Chest #1:         35/35

                 Hell Chest #2:         55/55

                 Hell Chest #3:         70/70

              Hell Portal:  10000/10000 HP

                         Requires level 3!

HEAVEN:    Empty...

              Heaven Portal: 8000/8000 HP

                          Requires level 5!

Inventory:

REMINDER: EQ is used to upgrade weapons!

NerdyMSP:    Shuriken lvl 4, Katana lvl 2, Log lvl 2, Gun lvl 1, 6 EQ

RisingFire2654:    Plasma Rifle lvl 4, Fireball Cannon lvl 2, 420 Mountain Dew cans, 7 EQ

XSlayer300:   Gun lvl 1, C4 lvl 1

A plant:    Sword lvl 3, Leaf Blade lvl 1, 3 EQ

Mike Shadow:    Scythe of Death lvl 10, The Lightning Spike lvl 8

SpeirMint:     Mint gum pack

|| Bowsero327 ||:    Cinamon gum pack

Theninja000:    Ice Spear lvl 1,  Megaphone lvl 1, Hellstone Armour lvl 1, 4 EQ

SD Skunk:     Stench Sniper lvl 1

Mew Pur Pur:     Scuttling Doom Engine lvl 5, 14 EQ

2 turns until next healing!

9 turns till winning the game by defenders!

7 chests will spawn next turn!

Dead players:  AT:    ZOptic [0/50 HP] (Was level 1, had 6/20 XP) {REKT by RisingFire2654}

                              AT:    Nusdan [0/50 HP] (Was level 1, had 2/20 XP) {REKT by SpeirMint}

Dead allies:            Auto-defender [0/20 HP] {REKT by NerdyMSP}

                                    Random Dasher [0/20 HP] {REKT by RisingFire2654}

                                    MCHAMMER [0/10 HP] (Belonged to RisingFire) {REKT by XSlayer300}

                                    Neutral bot N-1337 [0/20 HP] {REKT by NerdyMSP}

                                    zzirGrizz [0/10 HP] (Belonged to XSlayer) {REKT by || Bowsero327 ||}

                                   Ice Dragon [0/10 HP] (Belonged to Theninja000) {REKT by XSlayer300}

                                   Mecha [0/100 HP] {REKT by SpeirMint}

Dead bosses:        None