Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27790518-20160705172939/@comment-27121914-20160708124711

First, I spent Five Nights at Fanboy's. Then I went Under the Trash Can. And then...

I'm Stuck at Home. (Probably because my interest in Destroy the Godmodder.)


 * I summon  the Felt . Save for their leaders and the 8th member.

The Felt
These guys are a gang of mobsters who use time-related abilities and are obsessed with clocks and timepieces.

You can simply look up pictures of them. 'Cuz I'm too lazy to post those pics here. But beware of spoilers relating to Homestuck.
 * 1) Itchy 
 * 2) *Speeds up himself.
 * 3) Doze 
 * 4) *Slows himself down.
 * 5) **Yes, you read that right.
 * 6) Trace 
 * 7) *Traces where people were in the past, and sucker punch them from the future. Unfortunately for him, this means that the people he punches know where he's going to be in the future.
 * 8) Clover 
 * 9) *You think you can shoot Clover? He is so lucky the gun will probably jam or something predictable like that.
 * 10) Fin 
 * 11) *See people's Future Trails, and the ability to attack them from the past. Unfortunately for him, doing this leaves evidence in the future that allows people to track and attack him.
 * 12) Die 
 * 13) *Carries a voodoo doll, and a number of pins. When a pin is inserted into the doll, the holder is warped to an alternate timeline defined by the death of whoever the pin corresponded to, although the nature and time of death vary greatly. He uses this skill to settle grudges with other members, by warping to timelines where they are no longer alive.
 * 14) Crowbar 
 * 15) *Carries an crowbar with the power to destroy any temporal artifact it strikes, and completely negate that object's effect on the timeline in the process.
 * 16) *He also has a uzi.
 * 17) [NOT SUMMONED] - ???
 * 18) Stitch 
 * 19) *Can creates effigies of people using their spare hats, thus providing medical aid by proxy of sewing their effigy back together.
 * 20) Sawbuck 
 * 21) *Whenever he's wounded, he and his attacker are sent to a random point in the current timeline.
 * 22) Matchsticks 
 * 23) *He can travel to any time and place in the timeline by using fire as a gateway.
 * 24) *He keeps a fire extinguisher with him so he can put out the fires and prevent any more of him from arriving, unless he wishes to exploit the fire for battle purposes.
 * 25) Eggs 
 * 26) *Can use his eggtimer to teleport into the past, creating copies of himself to aid in battle.
 * 27) Biscuits 
 * 28) *Has an oven that's bigger on the inside; It can fit the entire gang inside of it plus a few people. But it seems to have unlimited space inside. Or, at least, a lot more than it would appear to have when seen from outside. People who walk into the oven may be entering a different dimension.
 * 29) *He believes setting his oven timer and jumping out of the oven when it buzzes counts as time traveling into the future.
 * 30) **It doesn't work.
 * 31) Quarters 
 * 32) *Wields a minigun with an insane amount of bullets
 * 33) *Provides each Felt member with a quarter with their number and the number of another Felt member on each side that they can flip when they're in trouble. If it lands on their number, they die. If it lands on the other Felt's number, they swap places with each other. He gives Clover the coin with his (Quarters') number on it, because Clover's luck is so good the coin would never land on his number.
 * 34) Cans 
 * 35) *He punches (or "clocks") people through time.
 * 36) *Nigh-invulnerable.


 * Other than that, no more actions for me and my minions for this post. (Since it took a long time for me to type all of that. Phew!)