Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27049198-20151028151936/@comment-28741271-20151101111437

I'm the god of the universe! So 696969 degrees Fahrenheit can barely hurt me! I cool down myself, then I cool down my golden throne. Then I fire the Singularity Cannon to send NerdyMSP inside a black hole! After that, I use my godly power to break the seal that was sealing the turnip, then I teleport it to me!

I HAVE THE TURNIP!