Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26417074-20151216061723/@comment-4190624-20151216133613

One days, nyan cat eaten poptarts n kookie also saw weird peoples throwning stuff at each other while drunk and vomiting rainbow. and flying domo killed everybody, But one man survives, his name is pineapple. He controls pineapples and fruits and.. poptarts and have pets named nyan cat because he controls... poptarts? And superman got killed by a newspaper while trying to carry a cloud. They become mad because they cannot respawn. And then suddenly, PINEAPPLES. Everyone died. The en- wait, this isn't the end. It's just the beginning of a story.

Chapter 1: There is no chapter 1.

After all of those happens, they sleep at the lava while breathing water and eating nyan cats. They nyan cats everybody who interrupts their sleep and shoots a beam. But then, the beam people came and sent everybody to the beam planet. At the planet, they saw beams. Next chapter...

Chapter 3: Half Life 3 confirmed.

GabeN destroyed the planet and half life 3 is delayed for another 3 googol years, Valve time. But then, Illuminati brings Half life 3 to life and everyone is happy, until they noticed that Half Life 3 costs $01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011. GabeN knew it's too cheap, so he adds DLC which costs $01101100 01101111 01101100 and bans anybody who bought Half life 3. But wait! Did you see that? No? THERE, AT THE "A" Do you know what it means? It means... Half life 3 episode 3 chapter 3 season 3 wipeout 3 portal 3 geometry dash 3 update 3.0 confirmed. The end. There's 6 letters in "The end". There's 2 words in "The end" 6 divided by 2 is 0. 0 divided by 0 is ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR- Rrobertus02.exe has stopped working.

>Alt + F4

>Delete System 32

>Shoot the monitor or whatever device you have

>Rekt the CPU or whatever device you have with GabeN's ban hammer

>Throw them in the lava

>Get nyan cat'ed by everyone.