Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24286619-20170629062827/@comment-26822753-20170708054110

TimewornKaiju wrote:
 * 4 hours have been spent in writing this wall of text. I seriously need to get a life.
 * Also, before anyone calls the above post 404 found as "godmodding", please let me clarify this first: It is godmodding, but it's godmodding that's used against godmodding. Therefore it is "anti-godmodding",  which must be used against godmodding only. 
 * Drinking Game: Take a sip every time the word "godmodding" or "godmodder" is mentioned.

Actions (As Zerach Maxar)

 * 404 found: "well. it seems Zerach is pushing me for mass destruction."
 * Go ahead, do it. I'll just grab some popcorn while Earth is being destroyed. 
 * "I activate the Base Delta Zero order, and all of the ships proceed to launch all missiles at the enemy fleet while firing away with projectile and energy weapons."
 * Base Delta Zero = orbital bombardment, right?
 * Well then, this is just the beginning of a total annihilation of Earth. I'll consider that it hasn't begun until you start bombarding the planet.
 * The Ankylon Titan uses DIsruption Matrix to disrupt the enemy ships' weapons, including enemy titans!
 * "also. I got a second spawner, the Sun Razer (note that I took them from the Star Wars universe). it is hidden, so you can't just tp there."
 * You know what, I'll actually let you summon as much as you want, since I can also be a mass summoner (if I get enough time to post before going to sleep on Monday-Friday, that is).
 * "the Eclipse-class dreadnought moves in to strafe the Titan from the side, and AFS Independence charges up weapons of mass destruction."
 * Which one? I summoned six of them. I'll assume that it's the Vorastra Titan.
 * The Vorastra Titan uses Micro Phase Jump to face the Eclipse since Vorastra turns very slowly.
 * The Eradica Titan engages battle with AFS Independence!
 * The Eradica Titan attacks AFS Independence with "Spirit Blades" (basically ki blasts fired by a huge spaceship instead of a Saiyan).
 * "the Sun Crusher uses armor that is nearly unbreakable, and survives much of the nukes. it takes minor burn marks to its armor. It then fires an energy torpedo into the Titan, which should atomize much of it and incinerate the rest."
 * A standard for Star Wars. Glad that it didn't have a exhaust port like the Death Star.
 * The Ragnarov Titan uses Overcharge, and then Snipes the Sun Crusher's energy torpedo!
 * '"also. the Tarkin-class dreadnought is hiding, just in case."
 * A Star Wars dreadnought is akin to a titan ship, I guess. Well then, I'll try to decide which Titan to fight it.
 * "and just in case it doesn't work, the Mass Shadow Generator is prepared."
 * Alright. You're preparing a lot of Star Wars superweapons just to stop me. Looks like you've just hit the Godzilla Threshold.
 * Mr. Pixelator: I'm afraid you're mistaken, my friend. I had no loved ones. As a child, not even my parents loved me. Well, maybe they did, but I was too lazy to pay attention to that. Well, anyway, now I shall take out all that anger on YOU people...


 * Not even GD Ghost? Well, it looks like a ship has sunk, people.
 * Take out all your anger? DO YOU WANNA JOIN ME IN A MISSION TO DESTROY EVERYTHING? HA. HA. HA. 
 * "...by sitting in this new unobtanium chair and doing literally nothing."
 * HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? IF YOU WANNA DESTROY EVERYTHING, THEN GO AHEAD AND DO IT, MORTAL! 
 * "The Thingy-O-Matic is charging an attack..."
 * Do you seriously think that trash machine can stop me!?!
 * 404 found: (After bickering with Shade) "I go back to attacking Zerach, assuming he exists."
 * I still exists, so fight me!
 * Also, I'm gonna ignore posts, or players, who keeps breaking the rules of RFF by using cheap tricks of being overpowered. Those players ruin the game, so why not ignore them, like what I'm doing to a specific player right now? (By not responding to their posts that break the rules).
 * Alpha654: "I pick up TehBlastrX and throw him at Zerach Maxar. It's not very effective, but whatever. Enjoy it, Kaiju."
 * Thanks. People have quit playing this due to the increasing amount of godmodders. Multiplayer games will ban cheaters because of this reason. But not roleplays, like this one. (Forum roleplays made into video games like Town of Salem doesn't count; they will ban players who play unfairly just like other games).
 * I engage MURDER MODE and then violently attack Shade Gamzee-style.
 * Black King = Shade. Gamzee = Zerach. Karkat = Other players.
 * Today's forecast: Blood Rain. A rare weather phenomenon that will only happen when a character bleeds MUCH more than they should.
 * Btd456Creeper: "The Red Waldo grabs Zerach Maxar. The Blue Waldo grabs the Sun. Suddenly, a giant molecular bond is formed connecting Zerach and the Sun."
 * ...there's been eldritch phenomena occuring in my pocket dimension like this one. I'm not surprised at all.
 * ...well, this is awkward.
 * Oh, I know! I'm gonna use the Sun as a giant wrecking ball! 
 * HEE HEE HEE... 
 * "Gorgathar: The Horror from the Deep. (Basically, a giant (we're talking Empire State Building-sized here) octopus with a sheet of ice on its head that's angry because around a year ago, it was hit by a relatively tiny nuclear missile made from a rocket ship and WATER.)"
 * I've played SpaceChem years ago before I created a Wikia account. Thanks for bringing back this memory when I had to look for other players' walkthroughs in order to get past those goddamn levels.
 * Nuclear missile made from water? I've defeated Gorgathar with that when I played SpaceChem. So I'm not as surprised as I should be.
 * 404 found: I have the Fleet jump into hyperspace, heading to the Sun Razer and a repairing Star Forge. (that thing can self repair using The Force). I need a break.
 * Acknowledged. I won't go after you this turn. But still, my fleet is waiting for you on Earth.
 * You can check back later if you want. It's good to get some rest from all these shenanigans.
 * Alpha654: "I unleash the Deep Space Kraken upon Gorgathar. And, well, everyone else."
 * Another eldritch phenomenon, eh?
 * I use a stability shield on me, protecting me from being unstable by glitches like the DSK.
 * I let the DSK and Gorgathar fight each other without my interference.
 * SnufflesTheDog:
 * "Really, Zerach Maxar? How cheap of you."
 * The sooner I need to go to sleep, the lamer my later attacks get. You're welcome for that lame attack.
 * "I respawn in my Lifeless form and use Spiritual Hyperdeath​ on Snuffles' clone. For once in my life, it connects and causes the clone to fizzle out of existance."
 * Snuffles' clone is destroyed! (I don't really know what are your traits, so I didn't get to use your clone's abilities, sorry).
 * Snuffles' clone is no longer a part of me, so I can no longer... I don't know. Like I just said, I don't really know your traits, sorry about that.
 * "I really should have used that on GD Ghost's clone..."
 * Should you? Well, let's check the remaining clones' personality quirks and abilities.
 * Remaining absorbed clones:
 * Alpha654 (Spaceships, and other sci-fi stuff, like 404 found's quirk).
 * EndermanR169 (Enderman teleportation and other things related to the End from Minecraft because I don't really know about Peridot from Steven Universe. And proscastinating Guess the Object: Round 9)
 * GD Ghost (Ghostly powers: Possession, intangibility, "spookiness"/anime cuteness, etc.) (404 found tried to attack or contain her countless times. All of the attempts failed).
 * GeoDash! (Pokemon!Gotta catch 'em all! And math homework).
 * Geometrydude (Loads and loads of movie characters, and walls of text with no line breaks).
 * Pizzaking161 (Spaceplanes, "the pizza is aggressive!" And KSP).
 * SuperSpyChase (TF2 Spy, barrier powers, and bickering with Type: Sparky).
 * TimewornKaiju ( Godmodding Overpowered shenanigans, Destroy the Godmodder, Undertale, Homestuck, Dragon Ball Super, summons, reference overdosed, school-related problems, lame attacks before going to sleep, etc.) ( Will be the last clone to be destroyed ).

Attacks (As Zerach Maxar)
I warp over to behind you, and hit you with...
 * I ignore Type: Sparky and SuperSpyChase in order for them to continue to fight each other like a sibling rivalry (In this case, Beerus and Champa).
 * (Champa = Type: Sparky. Beerus = SuperSpyChase).
 * From this moment on, I will ignore all Shade's posts against me due to the following reasons:
 * 404 found: "you just forcibly changed my action even though YOU ARE NOT ME. that is quite unfair and I demand you to use another way to stop it." (Like forcing me to respawn as another character, even if he's not an admin/Snuffles).
 * Broke rule #4 and rule #5:
 * Rule #4: Try not to make your own roleplay. This guy wants this game to revolve around TF2 since he likes TF2, and forces other players to play his way.
 * Rule #5: Please, no godmodding. I used some overpowered shenanigans, but I allow my character, Zerach, to be gradually damaged. But this? This guy claimed he defeated Zerach in one action!
 * The Fleet of the Titans lets 404 found to have a break and will wait until he's ready to fight again.
 * I shrink the sun that's bonded with me to the size of a flail, but make it still as powerful as the original sun. In other words; Epic Flail.
 * [ba dum tss]. Oh wait, you're  TRIGGERED  by that pun? Just like what I expected.
 * Oh wait, I'll just recreate it into Solar Eruption because you're  TRIGGERED  by that pun.
 * Please note: This version of Solar Eruption is more powerful that it is in the game since it's created with an actual star. And in the actual game, this endgame weapon is able to kill the Moon Lord, an eldritch abomination stated by Cenx to be "Cthulhu's brother".
 * Then I replace the bonded sun with another Sun in order to sustain Earth, and the Solar System in general. (Without a star, planets won't be able to support life).
 * I swing the Solar Eruption at Btd456Creeper. Nice job breaking it, hero!
 * Also, Btd456Creeper is now daybroken!
 * Thanks for that action, Alpha654.
 * Let's continue fighting, shall we?
 * A barrage of nova fireballs (extra-powerful fireballs) home towards Alpha654.
 * Pillars of Judgement devastate the battlefield, with one of them hitting Alpha654 and some of them hitting the area around him.
 * I summon banshees to use Banshee Scream against Mr. Pixelator. That's the scream that would destroy someone's ears to the point that it would kill a normal human. Also, those banshees seem to inherit anime cuteness. (GD Ghost's relation to ghosts).
 * I create a wing of 100 Broadsword Gunships to hunt down Snuffles and shoot him with Heavy Plasma Cannons. (Pizzaking161's spaceplane + one of my favorite real-time strategy games + Alpha654's interest in Planetary Annihilation [made by the same guys after THQ's bankruptcy, although reviews for Supreme Commander are much more positive than PA]).
 * (Gunships in Supreme Commander are really powerful against land units, and is absolutely overpowered against air units before getting its anti-air replaced with a weak railgun in Forged Alliance. Fortunately, the one that I summoned is the Forged Alliance version).

...A BASEBALL BAT with all my might!


 * rip by flung into next planet*