Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25406802-20180604062110/@comment-27383731-20180605233411

10. Celulite

Symbol: Cl

Melting point: 7,445,459,120,056,307

Boiling point: 312,575,748,643,766,235,734

Density: 1.3kg/m3

Uses: Practically everything. Phone cases, spaceship hulls, whatever you can think of that requires a strong material, as nobody has ever managed to damage a chunk of Celulite, just like how nobody has ever actually made any use of it due to that same fact. Some theorise that, if one managed to make celulite oxide (a molecule made out of a celulite atom and an oxygen atom), it would even be edible

Cost: 65 octillion dollars per gram (that's $65,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000)