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 * The potion's literally named "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD".
 * Basically, you slaughter a fairy princess for her blood, some pixies from the Hallow, a giant mermaid waifu from Shantae (who's often paired with Cala Maria) for her mermaid scales, Sig🌰 the cloaked dude who serves the God Eater for his dark essences, and a human in a fish suit for his fishy scales from the fish suit. All just so you could brew a single potion bottle. You monster.
 * Basically, once you drink it, you'd become a vampire worse than Dracula himself. And now you're weak to sunlight. Voila.


 * This potion is made from the following:
 * Waluigi ThymeTM: A special cooking powder used by the Great Waluigi himself. Wah.
 * Indestructium: Metal that's near-indestructible.
 * Red Miles: Essences of the Red Dragon capable of destroying entire universes.
 * Goomba: There's a difference between a poisonous mushroom and a hostile mushroom, after all.
 * Lava: Adds awesome. Pumped straight from the depths of Hell itself.