Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-34601114-20180403003903/@comment-26073440-20180404211119

We're not going with that storyline. End of arguement.

What actually ACTUALLY happened:

Gerrytom traps the Horizon in a tractot beam.

'' A TRACTOT beam is not a TRACTOR beams, but a beam of different porportions. It-- ''

Suddenly, everyone faints.

'' All right! Let's get to action. ''

Everyone appears in a cell

 You slimy little jerk!

'' I'm a soldier in a tank. I'm not slimey ''

 Then why'd you trap us?

'' Bad call on the director. ''

 Cut! Gerrytom, I recently hired you! Why did you break the fourth wall ALREADY???

'' Let's be honest, it was a bad call. ''

 Ugh... Just... Continue! (under his breath) why did i hire you?

'' What was that? ''

<Director> Nothing. Nothing at all.