Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26336673-20171129010811/@comment-26822753-20171204172811

Yo! Where's my colored text on the Evilness Laser, and your colored text on your attacks?

Jeez. Chill.

To start, I throw an ice bucket at Sweg.

Also, the RANDOM SPARKY OUT OF NOWHERE hits before your attacks, because I like ninja-ing and have in fact mastered the art. It works every time when I do it.

(Yes, even IRL.)

I duck and then equip the Walker with my Holo-Defense API. Your beams smash futilely against the Walker's defense...

but the defense is now dead, and will take a while to regenerate.

(When do I ever "counter it all" in a sentence like that)

And since when does your Warp-Negator Field hold against the now-repared Phantom Ruby ? e-e

I do a Counter-Ruby and negate your movement restricting attacks. But, it doesn't matter, since if I don't counter your attacks, I'll still be alive, but everything I have will be headed for the scrap heap.'

I move one of my legs up, resulting in only three of four legs being down.

BUT WAIT! You only have to cripple one leg in the Walker's initial attack!

The Egg Walker has been REKT!

Rekt by: Sweg Dragon

I reach out through the fourth wall, grab your insults, and throw them at your Draconic Extinction Beam, blocking it completely! Unfortunately, the other words are regular, and can't be used to block.

While your Hyperspace Calamity Tendrils are coming, I shield them all by setting the Evilness Laser to Focus and cutting off chunks of the Egg Walker and throwing them at the Tendrils. I also use the Laser to distract them and make them eat it.

And before you can do everything else, I negate your ENTIRE gauntlet by summoning Omochao.

 HI! I'm OMOCHAO! I'll help you! Press the X button to RP! Press the Y button to annoy the mods! Press the A button to attack Sparky! Press the B button to counter Sweg! You got information! etc...

If Sweg finds some way around the extremely weak Omochao, I'll have healed by then.

The Walker is dead from the Slasher. The second hit creates an unusual amount of dust before Sweg is FLIPPED OVER and then CUT IN HALF WITH HIS OWN BLADE! It's not going to kill him. Just hurt.

Turns out I used the DEG-02 Big Arms, which is capable of safely grabbing anything with invincibility, and going through (and also destroying if it's temporary, like a Super Sayan) that invincibility to hurt the target itself.

Sweg, you're going to have to temporarily disable that API and get your full HP back if you want either things to survive!

I then grab Sweg's appendage with the free arm and then flip him over.

Then I use the Phantom Ruby  to summon back the Tornadoes, in which Sweg grinds in agony, unable to focus. And also... did I mention I'm still holding the Brimstone Slasher?

He'll probably have re-enabled the API by now, but I don't care. I cut Sweg into too many pieces to be counted. I then summon a capsule which unfolds into a machine, hop into it, and fly off, and leave him to re-assemble. I join Steven in fighting Sweg's entities.

The [SUPERBOSS] EG-03 Egg Viper has been deployed!

Also, Sassafras is now gone. Until I re-summon him.