Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25358024-20151208133305/@comment-25358024-20151209161540

I cover all of the defenders with cans of Mountain Dew and Doritos, making them feel refreshed and restoring plenty of HP.

+10 to all DEF!

Thank you, lord Vending Machine :D

I eat the doritos and drink the dew :D

You are fully healed now.

I also take the gifts from the Mighty Vending Machine :P

You are fully healed now.

I hack the vending machine's account (I bet it's RisingFire ;-;) and change everything on the account. The account now only bows down to attackers and I change the password. I also remove the option to create an account

Unfortunately you failed!

Sprays Dual Deages everywhere to eash DEF 50 times.

-8 to all DEF!

I healed with a canteen.

+15

Then i Shot your plasma Rifle. (Hopefully) Putting out of your hands.

You missed ;-;

Juggernauts are Attacking the Dragon while 10 of them are attacking the Vending Machine

'''-17 to VM! There is no dragon!'''

I summon a Flowey, and then use 1 EQ. Then I hide and instruct Flowey to shoot a beam to shoot the Vending Machine.

'''- 24 to VM! Leaf Blade is now lv 2! (But 2 EQ used)'''

I get Satan to protect the attackers from the fireballs, hell's made of fire, so he's used to it. All of the attackers then drink the Mountain Dew. I then wear magical earplugs, which block out the sound of megaphones. I give earplugs to all other attackers, Satan and keep a pair for Nicki Minaj for when she's finished regenerating. Satan and I hum the x-files theme non-stop to annoy the defenders. I get Satan to possess the Vending Machine's account.

'''-5 to all DEF and VM! '''

I upgrade my log to Lvl 3, my Katana to Lvl 3 and my Shuriken to Lvl 5.

Log and katana upgrade, but not enough EQ for the shuriken!

I realise I need equipment, so I use my Ice Spear (forget the diamond tipped bit ;-;) to stab the Silver Chest 1 million times, then let Icey thwalop it with his tail.

'''-150 total! Silver Chest is destroyed! You got 20 EQ, a Bomb and Fire Staff lvl 6!'''

Bomb is used to kill an ally instantly. It can't be stolen or destroyed, but self-destructs after 1 use.

Then I drop an aquarium on Satan's head

'''SUPER EFFECTIVE CRITICAL!!!!!! -250 to Satan! '''

I chew a pack of speirmint gum and breathe icey breath on Satan's head.

He consumes the ice!

I pick up Mount Everest and drop it on the attackers heads before loading a high speed canon with 100 unbreakable lead soda cans and setting it off into the attackers faces, causing them to lose concentration. In this crucial moment I steal Nerdy's log

3OP5me

I get Satan to pick up the Sun (he's the same temperature as the Sun) and he drops it on every defender. I pick up the vending machine and hold it in front of the blazing Sun to melt it. Satan passes me a pair of extra-protective gloves and I drop this alight 30,000 degree mass of metal on each defender.

Who needs a log if you have the Sun?

2OP4me 4g41n

I drink a can of heated Mountain Dew, which gives me random powers. I use mind control to banish the defenders to Nowhereland

'''+25 to you! Unfortunately, Nowhereland doesn't exist!'''

Then I summon an infinite amount of ice to cool the sun down to 0 degrees before dragging Alpha Proxima Centauri to replace the sun in our Solar System. Then I use the MOON to bash each of the attackers 300 times.

5OP7me yet 4g41n!

Then I reform the Vending Machine with the help of Icey.

+12 to VM!

Then i 360 Noscoped 50 times in their faces

-3 to all DEF! (Noscopes are going to stop working)

I summon Elmfern to destroy the Golden Chest. I use EQ to upgrade my Leaf Blade to lvl 2 and Sword to lvl 4. I destroy the Diamond Chest using the Sword.

'''Golden Chest is destroyed! You got 22 EQ! Items upgraded! -172 to Diamond Chest!'''

I use the 7 EQ on the Fireball Cannon.

ERROR: Not enough EQ!

Mmm my Mtn Dew is self replenishing.

+20

I launch all 420 cans at NerdyMSP. A 'toast' to a fellow Veteran. Then I suck the blood coming out of his head before he can do so.

+10! -13!

I blazeitscope all the attackers with my Fireball Cannon.

-5 to all AT!

I summon RobTop and get him to launch monsters at all the attackers.

'''ERROR: RobTop is too powerful! But still -3 to all AT!'''

Juggernaut Squad #3 is REKT!

I got back to the Mountain and aim my scope to the Vending Machine. Loading Anti-Matrial Rounds in the process. I also heal with my Stimpak II

+10! -26 to VM!

Seeing that the VM only has 100 HP left, Mike Shadow wakes up and starts defending!

Meanwhile. My Juggernaut Squad 1 all wakes up from the drop zone attacks a hail of bullets with a focused fire against Omega Flowery.

-30! Omega Flowey is defeated!

Then Juggernaut Squad 2 Equiped the flamethrower to Destroy SpeirMint to Ashes. Half of them are using M249's against Theninja000.

-8 to both of them!

Juggernaut Squad 4 Opened fire against RisingFire2654.

-13!

The Dropship itself well, self-distructs because it is crashed and it has nothing to do. The Dropship's Crew got out of here.

All Juggernauts are fully healed because of that!

I throw the vending machine at RisingFire. Then, I suck the blood out of him before he can ;-;

'''Mike Shadow blocks to way! He uses the scythe of death to revenge on you! -17'''

I call all of the best players of GD to fight against the defenders. I get them to 460 shrekscope the defenders 460 times.

7op9me

I summon Satan to banish the defenders to hell and make them stay there, leaving everything behind. I also tell Satan to tell the other people in hell to rebel against the defenders. I collect all of the equipment that the defenders left behind and share them among the attackers.

7op9me

I hack the Diamond Chest for 15 minutes and then use flames against EVERYONE!!!!!!!!

'''-64 to the Diamond Chest! -5 to everyone!'''

I battle my way in hell until I reach a sign that says, 'Equipment Shed'. Then I raid the shed and grab a Lazer Gun, a sniper, an axe and a shrink ray. Then I unearth a portal that brings all the defenders back before shrinking and putting all the attackers (and GeoDash) into a Diamond Box and dropping them into the middle of the Pacific Ocean. I remove their equipment before I do this.

I pick up our equipment and give them back to their owners. Then I give the Lazer Gun to Bowser, the Sniper to Speir, the axe to Rising and the shrink ray for myself.

'''Satan kicks you out of hell before you can do anything! -7!'''

Platinum Chest               [300/300]

Crystal Chest                   [400/400]

Diamond Chest               [264/500]

Sapphire Chest                [550/550]

Emerald Chest                 [600/600]

 VENDING MACHINE   (Round 1)  [100/500 HP]

AT:       NerdyMSP                              [20/80 HP] (Level 4, 15/50 XP) {Veteran}

                   Justin Bieber                       [4/20 HP] (Belongs to Nerdy)

                   Nicki Minaj                       [12/20 HP] (Belongs to Nerdy)

              XSlayer300                            [31/60 HP] (Level 2, 10/30 XP)

                   Dropship's crew            [45/45 HP] (Belong to XSlayer)

                   Juggernauts #1               [40/40 HP] (Belong to XSlayer)

                   Juggernauts #2               [40/40 HP] (Belong to XSlayer)

                   Juggernauts #4               [40/40 HP] (Belong to XSlayer)

              A plant                                     [13/50 HP] (Level 1, 0/20 XP)

                   Flowey B                              [7/10 HP] (Belongs to A plant)

                   Elmfern                              [37/40 HP] (Belongs to A plant)

              Mew Pur Pur                        [18/50 HP] (Level 1, 3/20 XP)

              SD Skunk                                [15/50 HP] (Level 1, 5/20 XP)

NE:      GeoDash                                  [50/50 HP] (Level 1, 3/20 XP)

DEF:    RisingFire2654                    [50/80 HP] (Level 4, 23/50 XP) {Veteran}

              SpeirMint                                [30/60 HP] (Level 2, 16/30 XP)

              || Bowsero327 ||                 [27/50 HP] (Level 1, 6/20 XP)

              Theninja000                          [24/60 HP] (Level 2, 26/30 XP)

                   Iceman                                [52/60 HP] (Belongs to Theninja000)

(DEF)  MIKE SHADOW          [102/150 HP] {BOSS} (Shadow, Thunder) {Lightning Hit}

(AT)    SATAN                       [123/380 HP] {BOSS} (Dark, Fire) {Banish to Hell}

HELL:        Empty...

                 Hell Chest #1:         [35/35 HP]

                 Hell Chest #2:         [55/55 HP]

                 Hell Chest #3:         [70/70 HP]

              Hell Portal:  10000/10000 HP

                         Requires level 3!

HEAVEN:    Empty...

              Heaven Portal: 8000/8000 HP

                          Requires level 5!

Inventory:

REMINDER: EQ is used to upgrade weapons!

NerdyMSP:    Shuriken lvl 4, Katana lvl 3, Log lvl 3, Gun lvl 1

RisingFire2654:    Plasma Rifle lvl 5, Fireball Cannon lvl 2, 420 Mountain Dew cans, 2 EQ

XSlayer300:   Gun lvl 1, C4 lvl 1

A plant:    Sword lvl 4, Leaf Blade lvl 3, 16 EQ

Mike Shadow:    Scythe of Death lvl 10, The Lightning Spike lvl 8

SpeirMint:     Mint gum pack

|| Bowsero327 ||:    Cinamon gum pack

Theninja000:    Fire Staff lvl 6, Ice Spear lvl 1,  Megaphone lvl 1, Hellstone Armour lvl 1, 1 BOMB, 24 EQ

SD Skunk:     Stench Sniper lvl 1

Mew Pur Pur:     Scuttling Doom Engine lvl 5, 14 EQ

2 turns until healing!

7 turns till winning the game by defenders!

? chests will spawn next turn!

Dead players:  AT:    ZOptic [0/50 HP] (Was level 1, had 6/20 XP) {REKT by RisingFire2654}

AT:    Nusdan [0/50 HP] (Was level 1, had 2/20 XP) {REKT by SpeirMint}

Dead allies:            Auto-defender [0/20 HP] {REKT by NerdyMSP}

Random Dasher [0/20 HP] {REKT by RisingFire2654}

MCHAMMER [0/10 HP] (Belonged to RisingFire) {REKT by XSlayer300}

Neutral bot N-1337 [0/20 HP] {REKT by NerdyMSP}

zzirGrizz [0/10 HP] (Belonged to XSlayer) {REKT by || Bowsero327 ||}

Ice Dragon [0/10 HP] (Belonged to Theninja000) {REKT by XSlayer300}

Mecha [0/100 HP] {REKT by SpeirMint}

Juggernaut Squad #3 [0/40 HP] (Belonged to XSlayer) {REKT by RisingFire}

Omega Flowey [0/20 HP] (Belonged to Bowsero) {REKT by Juggernauts #2 (XSlayer)}

Legion Dropship [0/80 HP] (Belonged to XSlayer) {Self-destructed}

Dead bosses:        None