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Extras!~
1. When I got so mad at a stapler machine, I chucked it at the school bully and it knocked him out. (He didn't get any staples stuck in him)

2. I was eating some Raising Cane's chicken, and I accidentally swallowed an entire chicken finger. I had only taken one or two bites out of it, and it was moving up and down through my throat. I was swallowing as much spit as possible to wash it down. It finally got down my throat, but I wasn't able to completely savor it. ;3;