Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24286619-20170629062827/@comment-28122105-20170706182206

Mr. Pixelator stumbles onto the battlefield. Having no idea what has been going on for the past 90 something posts, he decides to set down his upgraded Thingy-O-Matic 9002™, which is now completely indestructible, and turn it on. He proceeds to grab a chair and some ice water and wait patiently for an attack to charge.

The Thingy-O-Matic is charging an attack...