Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20160626191608/@comment-27121914-20160627110247

Because the Red Dragon will...
 * BECOME ALL-POWERFUL!! 
 * CRUSH THE LESSER RACES!! 
 * CONQUER THE GALAXY!! 
 * ACQUIRE UNIMAGINABLE POWER!! 
 * OBTAIN UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING! 
 * etc.! etc.! 

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