Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28741271-20160408061640/@comment-27805055-20160411045549

Once upon a cookie, a boy named Temmie lived under a tree. Then, Kappa killed him! But, insurance covered the costs until InsuranceCo revoked the =CHEESE!= Afterwards, the family ate Temmie for breakfast after some coke party. Temmie was dead.

...Right? =WRONG!!!= It just vomited sporks on its table infinitely. But, satanic cubes dunked on Sans with pickles. Papyrus sosted a burger that ate small, so KappaPride finished his homework about Spongebob eating Patrick and Squidward in his underpants! What continuum are they smelling? Maybe books from Roy's bookshelf. Anyway, Temmie died after imploding Phantom Foxy into oblivion because reasons unknown though some ...