Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26073440-20180514210226/@comment-29646689-20180517211904

Now, since I seriously want to make this post, I will do it. Please don't argue with me over this, especially since it doesn't affect anyone and gives style points.

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When the ISS Event Horizon is falling into Hex

[404] Initiate emergency detachment procedures!

[Tactical Droid] Complete. A-1 through A-6 detached.

The 6 assault transports of the ISS Event Horizon detach themselves from the central supply cylinder, and get out of the cylinder's fall trajectory. As the various parts burn through the atmosphere, the assault transports fire emergency booster engines to full power and successfully decelerate enough to land with their three massive retractible metal struts. Even so, each assault transport carrier carves massive trenches into the ground due to their remaining speed. The cylinder takes a massive tumble, but nothing broke.

[404] Now this is podracing.