Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20180116115815/@comment-27121914-20180116133040


 * Granted: I grant you immortality!
 * ...as an immobile statue, that is.
 * You have no mouth... AND YOU MUST SCREAM. AAAAAAAAAAAAA- 


 * I wish for an Intel Core i9 computer.
 * Performance! UNLIMITED PERFORMANCE!!