Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20171007145932/@comment-27080660-20171009125327

Alright, back from my mandatory weekend hiatus.


 * Duke Fishron  retracts its tusks from Alpha, and uses them to parry Hobbes' horns. He also fires another barrage of Detonating Bubbles, stunning it and enabling him to get hits off with his tusks.
 * Plantera  wraps around Hobbes using her tendrils, effectively blocking any counterattack.
 * Alpha's Discouragement Redirection Cube redirects Retinazer's  laser blasts at Duke Fishron,  but Plantera  blocks the blasts! Slowly, the heat from the lasers causes Plantera's  petals to burn!
 * The petals fall away, revealing Plantera's  true form- a massive, spiked venus fly trap with a hunger for anything that moves! Being faster, stronger, and tougher in its new form, Plantera  further tightens its grip on Hobbes, beginning to suffocate it!


 * With 3 of its arms having been torn off, Skeletron Prime's  being a lot more cautious. He quickly pulls the saw away from the head's slice, before slicing it in the back of the neck.
 * 404 activates a massive forcefield, and charges straight into Retinazer.  Blinded by fury, it doesn't see the attack coming! It explodes in a ball of red fire!
 * Retinazer has been defeated! 
 * 404 fires a massive UMP (Unidentified Massive Projectile) at Supreme Calamitas.  Quickly, she engulfs herself in a ball of fire, and rams into the projectile at top speed, destroying it!
 * Of course, this deals large damage to her, too.
 * I DID warn you about what would happen if she took any more damage. 
 * Don't you know what happens when she falls under half health?
 * Part of Supreme Calamitas's  shell falls off, revealing a massive, blood-red eye!
 * "We are eternal..." 
 * Supreme Calamitas's   brothers, <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px red">Catastrophe  and <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px yellow, 1px 1px 1px red">Cataclysm  (No, not the level) have awoken!
 * Now for the attacks.
 * The <span style="color:grey;text-shadow:0 0 1px green, 1px 1px 1px white, 1px 1px 1px lime">Moon Lord  fires thousands of <span style="color:aqua;text-shadow:0 0 1px white, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px aqua">Phantasmal Bolts  at 404, which are heat-seeking and, while they don't do too much damage, will decimate anything in numbers.
 * <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px red">Catastrophe  fires a <span style="color:brown;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px grey">Crush Force Laser  at Hobbes. This massive plume of hot magma and mantle has the force of the entire Earth's core within it!
 * <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px yellow, 1px 1px 1px red">Cataclysm,  being the fastest of the 3 calamity siblings, engages the equally fast Winston in battle, firing <span style="color:orange;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px yellow">Profaned Fireballs  while ramming Winston, attempting to crush him between its massive jaws.
 * While her 2 younger brothers engage in combat, <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">Supreme Calamitas  rains down another barrage of <span style="color:crimson;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px orange">Brimstone Hellblasts  on everyone in the field. I think you're all aware by now what happens if these aren't countered.
 * That'll be all for today.