Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26073440-20180514210226/@comment-31739971-20180522151739

TimewornKaiju wrote: /delete ImperialFleet.flt
 * As 404 is still on his ship, he is suddenly greeted by a cute and young girl.*<??????> Hello there!
 * General Keno... wait a second, you're not General Kenobi. Identify yourself!
 * <??????> I'm Monika! I came here just to see you and your awesome deeds on the Stepping Stones planet!
 * How did you get into this ship? You have fifteen seconds to comply.
 * The droids and/or stormtroopers and other kinds of infantry inside the ship point their firearms at Monika. Monika, however, isn't intimidated by this at all.
 *  I spawned in here!
 *  You are awesome! Your armor, your vast arsenal of weapons, your massive fleet, everything about you! Grand Admiral, I... I love you!
 * Monika then glomps 404 really hard.
 * Droids! Throw her out the airlock immediately!
 * The droids drag Monika away from 404, when suddenly...

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 * The entire Imperial Fleet disappears, leaving 404 and Monika themselves, who began to fall down to Hex. In retaliation, Monika hugs 404 tightly once again.
 * This is outrageous! It's unfair! How can you be a normal person yet you got rid of my entire fleet in mere seconds?!
 *  Aww, you're so cute!~
 * Monika began to cuddle 404 mid-air, while Brine and Yharim spectate from a distance.
 *  Sweet Lord, Monika is so cute!! 
 * <🐉Sweg Dragon🐉> I know, right? She's my waifu! I mean, according to the Yggdrasil bot on Discord, my relationship level with her is 99%! 
 * Elodian glares at the two dragons, despite the fact that they're kilometers away from his location.
 *  I'm starting to get fed up with those two... 
 * And then 404's head hits the ground. Monika vanishes into ruby mist, and then the Imperial Fleet reappears. Eventually, he becomes conscious once again and finds himself back inside the ship he was originally in, weirded out by the illusion of Monika that felt so real.
 * It's all in your mind... 


 * Confronting the Siege Black Mage, Jonas Kim turns his sword into a holy sword and slashes the Black Mage with it... only for the mage to get defeated in one hit, turning into ruby mist as well.
 * Young hero, did you really think that was the Guardian of Hex? Or a real enemy in general? Ahaha! He's not. 
 *  Who's there?! Show yourself!
 * <????> Foolish adolescent. I am an entity so powerful that I cannot exist on the physical plane without the forced assistance of former mortals. In fact, if I could, then I would've brought ruin to the entire multiverse long ago. As of now, I am just a voice inside your head. Ahaha! 
 *  Who are you talking to?
 *  Wait, you didn't hear her voice?
 *  Nuh-uh. Let's... keep exploring this mysterious planet, I guess.
 * As Jonas Kim turns around, he finds out that Gaster was staring at him, before he immediately faces away from Jonas.
 *  (...Did that mysterious voice came from him? Probably not. The voice doesn't fit him at all).
 * Finite, Parkour, Jonas, and Phoenix continue exploring the planet, with Jonas feeling suspicious about the possibility of one or more entities stalking them.
 * Meanwhile, Elodian go out his way to explore the planet on his own via flying.
 * <span style="color:#39495a;text-shadow:0 0 1px #7685aa, 1px 1px 1px #a54952, 1px 1px 1px #a54952"><Elodian> How strange. This planet is barren, yet it's somehow able to support all life, and seems to have anomalous properties. Maybe this planet isn't as peaceful as I thought after all. Now hurry up, writers, for I am on a mission to save my fellow Creators!