Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29191679-20161214221805/@comment-32684847-20170101012642

Sorry I was away for the while

I am reading some posts above me, and they are so cringey.

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I listen to Teminite: Beastmode on the headphones.

I send a message to Aplha654 to kindly respond to the message I sent him on his wall.

I then call the CIA agents about the issue of bloodshed, and how I am in it.

The CIA agents come. They try to take my badge off.

I explain to them that this is a virtual thread, and there isn't really bloodshed going on, just in virtual.

The CIA agents cringe. They leave.

I then set up a radio with an ear damaging noise featuring the song: WE ARE NUMBER ONE.

I then ask 404 if he wants to use a Hex shield.

I then shoot a laser beam at the ground, and I create perpendicular lines on it to resemble an X. This is where I was.

I then shoot myself with an electic destructor laser on a "padlock" or sensor equipped on the sleeve of my vest.

JK THERE ARE NO SLEEVES in the vest.

I still shoot it at the sensor.

Whoever attacks me gets electrocuted.