Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26336673-20171205184111/@comment-27121914-20171218140318


 * Power Limiter API disabled.

The Cataclysm Machine

 *  ALERT. SYSTEMS UNDER ATTACK BY A POULTRY. REPAIRING... 
 * THORIUM, the Operator of the Machine, instantly repairs the Cataclysm Machine.
 *  STATUS: WARMING UP. ESTIMATED TIME UNTIL FULL POWER: CHAPTER 10, OR UNTIL THE INJUSTICE PLOT FINISHES. 
 *  Oh come ON! 

Fried Barrier: Take 1

 *  TWO REBELS DETECTED INSIDE THE MACHINE. ADAPTING... 
 * THORIUM surrounds the Core of the Machine with a Fried Barrier. It will turn anything chicken-related that touches or gets inside the barrier into a bucket of KFC.
 *  Wait, aren't chickens descended from T. rexes? And dragons are kinda like dinosaurs that can breathe stuff and have wings... 
 * TimewornKaiju and Sweg Dragon are sitting on the Red Throne and the Blue Throne, respectively, near the Core of the Machine.
 *  Yeah- wait a second... does that mea- 
 * Poof! The two dragons are turned into buckets of KFD - Kentucky Fried Dragon.
 *  WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WE DON'T CARE IF YOUR DESCENDANTS ARE CHICKENS! YOU DON'T TURN INTO KFC! Cut!

Fried Barrier: Take 2

 *  TWO REBELS DETECTED INSIDE THE MACHINE. ADAPTING... 
 * THORIUM surrounds the Core of the Machine with a Fried Barrier. It will turn any chicken that touches or gets inside the barrier into a bucket of KFC.
 * While Mr. Chicken and Chicken Man might bypass the Fried Barrier for now, once the Injustice plot ends and the Machine is at full power, it will turn them into KFC buckets. No exceptions.
 * "Note: Defeating the chicken man is REALLY tough, since Mr. Chicken is really tough to face. It does almost anything, but mostly, it explodes to such a degree most explosion shields wouldn't really work. You'll have to be clever about getting past Mr. Chicken, since anything can set off the bomb. More specifics later." - Scientedfic
 * Acknowledged.
 *  Well, why would we attack the Core if there's much more to attack?
 * <Mr. Chicken> BAAAAWK!!!
 * Mr. Chicken's theme - Undertale, Annoying Dog boss fight music (Fanmade)
 * Mr. Chicken constantly respawns, and before each respawn, he absolutely wrecks the Core Room's walls, by exploding.
 * The Core of the Machine is unaffected because the Fried Barrier also shields all attacks from chickens.
 * <span style="color:#007eff;text-shadow:0 0 1px #007eff, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><THORIUM> ALERT. SYSTEMS UNDER ATTACK BY A POULTRY. REPAIRING... 
 * THORIUM fully repairs the Machine, again.
 * <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px white, 1px 1px 1px white"><Sweg Dragon> I know the Machine's gonna survive this, but dear Lord... 
 * <Chicken Man> I guess you could say, for me, it's...
 * <Chicken Man> ...clucking funny. [rimshot]
 * TimewornKaiju uses One-Punch against Chicken Man because he is seriously  TRIGGERED  by the bad pun above this statement.
 * He's sent flying into the wall, but then Mr. Chicken teleports behind him and explodes. The Chickensplosion heals Chicken Man, but destroys everything else!
 * Mr. Chicken respawns.
 * <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px white, 1px 1px 1px white"><Sweg Dragon> HAAAAAAX!! 
 * Sweg Dragon points at Chicken Man and, using his Creator powers, shoots an obsolete monitor out of thin air, hitting him!
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><TimewornKaiju> Well then. I guess those nuisances are the perfect target dummies for these boss/player hybrids... 
 * <span style="color:#007eff;text-shadow:0 0 1px #007eff, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><THORIUM> ORDER ACCEPTED. DEPLOYING... 
 * The Elemental Lord of Ground-Type has been deployed against Mr. Chicken. MASTIFF TREMOR, THE DOGFATHER.
 * <Mastiff Tremor> YOU LOOK DELICIOUS... great, now I'm hungry... I WILL EAT YOU! :D
 * Mastiff Tremor runs toward Mr. Chicken. Each footstep from this massive humanoid dog causes the Core Room to tremble.
 * Mastiff Tremor bites Mr. Chicken. He explodes in his mouth, and respawns.
 * <Chicken Man> Don't underestimate the power of the poultry!
 * The Elemental Lord of Water-Type has been deployed against Chicken Man. AWERIF D. SEAN, THE PIRATE KING.
 * <Chicken Man> Who are you?
 * <Awerif D. Sean> I'm the best pirate you've ever seen. I'm Sean, Awerif D. Sean.
 * <Mastiff Tremor> LEAVE HIM TO ME!!
 * Mastiff, who literally is an earthquake, jumps with brute force towards Chicken Man, causing the Core Room to tremble.
 * THORIUM continues to instantly repair the Core Room, as usual.
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><TimewornKaiju> ...I'm starting to realize that the Ground Lord is incompatible with machinery like this thing that we're inside... 
 * Sean uses Observation Haki to sense the presence of Mr. Chicken, even if he's concealed from view or too far to see naturally.
 * And then he uses his Water-Water Fruit powers to shoot a homing water bullet from his finger at Mr. Chicken. It tracks him down with such immense speed and accuracy. The water bullet also evades everything that stands in its way.
 * The water bullet hits Mr. Chicken. It explodes. Mastiff uses his C-Tra Gigacannon (Giz-X Hypercannon that doesn't need to recharge) to set to Kirby mode, and sucks the explosion into the cannon.
 * The water bullet is also imbued with Armament Haki, so powerful that the Haki pierces Mr. Chicken's shield, should he ever shield himself again.
 * Mastiff and Sean repeat this over and over again.
 * The Elemental Lord of Electric-Type has been deployed against Chicken Man. ZEUS, THE THUNDER GOD.
 * <Zeus> Heheheh. Heheh.
 * <Zeus> You've been busy, huh?
 * <Zeus> Well, you already know me, kiddo.
 * <Zeus> Heh, it's me.
 * <Zeus> ZOOSIEE!!
 * <Zeus> U WANNA GET SMITTEN!?!
 * <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px white, 1px 1px 1px white"><Sweg Dragon> ...I didn't expect a Greek god to have this personality. At all. 
 * While Mastiff and Sean are continuously dealing with Mr. Chicken and THORIUM instantly repairing the Machine, Zeus throws lightning bolts at Chicken Man, as an attempt to smite him for good!