Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-7395353-20180921012550/@comment-27121914-20180923103325


 * I appear out of nowhere and summon a completely unedible Crusher Barrier to surround Johnny Johnny, and then make it implode onto Johnny Johnny in the span of 0.00048 attoseconds, crushing him into red pulp and utterly annihilating him.
 * I, as the Red Dragon, who is the destroyer of universes, the murderer of mortals, and the unstoppable monster, dabs. And then one of my minions take a photo of me dabbing with the Calvinball. After that, I kick the Calvinball at the Moon. I gain 1e+100 points from the sheer cringiness of the first and second actions followed by an utterly awesome(?) action.