Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180825051201/@comment-26073440-20180826224045

I join.

Now seeing I start as a regular humanoid, I was gonna be a Flareon but I guess that (probably) ain't happenin'

I use my wild cards.


 * Wild Card 1 Possibility A: If I end up being allowed as a Flareon... this is a Box of Chocolates
 * Why?
 * You'll see.


 * Wild Card 1 Possibility B: If by the largely large chance I don't become Flareon... Trumpet Gun
 * It launches damaging blasts of music at enemies.
 * Uh, sir? Do you have a license for that?
 * You'll never take me alive
 * BRUP


 * Wild Card 2: Easily my favorite. OH NO THE PAW
 * Random huh?
 * Well... it's basically a freezing cold paw that I'll slap you with...
 * I couldn't have thought of more useless weapons.

Ability

 * Flash Fire
 * Immune to any Fire attacks.
 * Any person dumb enough to attack with Fire attacks strengthens me by 0.1%, 1%, or 10%. Airtoum decides.

I just stand there.