Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26336673-20171205184111/@comment-24314595-20180101193935

(After countless hours of digging, Pixelcat and Red manage to reach the hellish lava-filled Golgotha.)

Pixelcat: Here we are at last. He has to be around here somewhere.

Red: Well, we can’t waste time. Let’s move.

(Pixelcat and Red encounter a demon)

Pixelcat: Stand back. I got this.

(Pixelcat draws his sword and slices the demon’s face.)

Red: Dude. Nice.

Pixelcat: It’s nothing really too difficult. (He puts his sword back)

(Strange music starts to play)

Red: Huh? This music sounds like it’s in reverse or something.

Pixelcat: We’re close.

Red: It’s getting louder!

???: Ha ha ha. Look who’s back for Round 3...

Red: Show yourself!

???: Oh, show myself? How about after I show YOU what I can do!

Pixelcat: Red, stay vigilant!

Red: Right.

(The ground shakes)

Pixelcat: That’s not good.

???: It is for me!

Red: Shut up... thing!

???: I’m not a mere thing you know.

Red: That doesn’t matter! Shut up!

???: (sigh)

(The ground shakes harder)

(The ground cracks)

Pixelcat: Oh no...

(Herobrine rises out of the crack)

Red: !!!

???: Now that we have a guest, I shall introduce myself. I am Sonic.exe. As you can see. I can bring allies from the dead.

Pixelcat: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE JUST FIGHT ME

S.exe: Okay, As you wish.

(Sonic.exe slams Red into the wall and Herobrine shoves Pixelcat into Red)

Red: Ow!

Pixelcat: We can do this! Pixel Pearl, BAZOOKA!

(The Pixel Pearl turns into a bazooka)

Pixelcat and Red: Game on.