Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27080660-20170804183407/@comment-27121914-20170807143016

SnufflesTheDog

 * "Good luck getting through it, Mr. Destructor. You have these to go up against:"
 * Alrighty then. His body is ready!
 * "Magnet Ceiling Panels"
 * The Uranian Destructor lets himself to be pulled by the Magnetic Panels.
 * He destroys them one-by-one by punching them with the force of an earthquake every time he gets pulled by them.
 * "Flamethrowers"
 * The Uranian Destructor fire heat-resistant Nukes at them! (He can adjust their radius so they won't be too powerful and too weak as well).
 * "That one Gold brick that crushes things"
 * The Uranian Destructor fire a Gamma Beam at it, while keep dodging them at the same time.
 * "Missiles"
 * The Uranian Destructor fire Homing Nukes to counter the Missiles.
 * "Blaster and Technosqueek robots"
 * The Uranian Destructor smash them like they were made from glass. After all, what did you expect from a Uranium Golem?

404 found

 * "the X-34 fires Plasma Traps out of the engine, which serve both as explosive plasma balls and chaff launcher. It then launches several Ram Missiles, which will accelerate and hit the enemy target at 0.01c then turn around and hit it again."
 * Zeph-4 Gemini summons more energy clones to clear the Plasma Traps by sending them into them.
 * Zeph-1 Mayhem controls the Hunter Missiles to counter the Ram Missiles by making them collide against each other.
 * "X-34 then uses Electro Field to shock all the energy clones, and activate the Nano-cloak ability to jetpack away to a short distance. Then the X-34 charges up the Chrono Beam."
 * Those energy clones are destroyed!
 * '"Zeph-5 Nero readies to mitigate the Chrono Beam with the Homing Star. As a result, the Homing Star has switched from offensive to defensive! (Wrecking ball that shields Nero from attacks).
 * Zeph-2 Ripley uses Ki Sense to sense X-34's presence, in order to help Nero in countering the Chrono Beam by pointing out where it is.
 * "the X-34 follows up by dropping all its drones and launches a bunch of missiles to distract the incoming fighters."
 * Zeph-3 Huntress deploys Chomper Drones to eat X-34's drones.
 * Chomper Drones: These drones are shaped like Chain Chomps from Mario. They are designed to be able to eat metal since they are drones that eat drones, including other Chomper Drones as well, resulting in robotic cannibalism.
 * Zeph-1 Mayhem fire more Hunter Missiles at X-34's missiles, in order to counter them.
 * "I randomly throw a sticky bomb through the X-34 and at one of the incoming fighters."
 * I use a Random Number Generator. The result is 3.
 * Zeph-3 Huntress fires her Giga Cannon at the sticky bomb. Thus, the bomb is stuck to the giant bullet fired by the Giga Cannon.
 * The bullet travels far enough for the bomb to explode without destroying anything, except the bullet.
 * "also, nice twist on the Foundation motto."
 * Well, thanks.
 * "to add to the battle, I deploy SCP-001-05 the Broken God onto Site 4. not for any alliance issues, but for the destruction. During the Nano-cloak, I throw a module through a portal at the Omega PEKKA which makes it immune to SCP-001-05 and gives it the Battle Machine ability, where the PEKKA can overcharge the sword for double damage for 3 hits, every 3 posts."
 * The Omega PEKKA has been granted immunity to SCP-001-05! The immunity may be removed by 404 found at any time if he feels like it.
 * The Omega PEKKA has gained a new ability!
 * Overcharged Sword: The Omega PEKKA charges its sword so much that the next 3 attacks used with the Sword will deal double damage. This ability has a 3 turns cooldown.
 * "the Martian opens the package. inside was another package. and so he opens that one, and there was yet another package. that goes on for half an hour until he arrives at a piece of paper with a troll face on it. It says: you mad bro?"
 * That Martian Trooper got so mad that he went Super Martian! He gets a name: Cebez. This entity may or may not get used later on.
 * "the Armory crashes through the roof of Dark's Site-4.and shoots Multi Inferno beams and Dark Electricity at everything."
 * The Omega PEKKA absorbs the Dark Electricity through its horns and use it to fire Horn Lasers to counter the incoming Multi Inferno Beams.
 * "just before the Clash Royale Armory leaves, it fires over 1 trillion level 13 Royal Giant cannonballs in all directions. enjoy the cancerous metal balls."
 * Some cannonballs went for the Omega PEKKA and dealt some damage. 4757/5000 HP remains! (That was so many of 'em. But its armor is made of Impervium, so it took much less damage than it should).

TheRealDarkrai5

 * "More chansey appear and heal the hurt Pokemon. All the Pokemon except xerneas, Darkrai, crystal, and mew, evacuate he building to site 5"
 * Acknowledged.
 * "Xerneas uses purity tendrils on timeworn which is very harmful to demons."
 * I use Time-Skip to stop time for 1 second right before Xerneas get to use Purity Tendrils.
 * In that second, I quickly teleport behind her and slash her with a Cold Iron Sword. (Steel beats Fairy).
 * "Darkrai uses dark void on timeworn and puts him to sleep giving him a nightmare"
 * I read this action in your post and get ready to counter it. (Combat Clairvoyance).
 * I let myself to get dragged into your pocket dimension.
 * I drink a cup of coffee I just pulled from my pocket dimension. This beverage keeps me awake, simple as that. U mad bro?
 * I use Interdimensional Teleportation to teleport back to the battlefield!
 * "Crystal Usss aurora beam on time worn, freezing him."
 * I fire a Hellfire Blast to counter the Aurora Beam!
 * "Mew: oh stevie, I thought you were smarter than that."
 * Of course, I am smarter than you think! Why are you underestimating me, mortal!?! 
 * "Xerneas teleports timeworn to judgement hall. Togepi, absol, Darkrai and crystal teleport there to"
 * k
 * "Xerneas: don't mess with me stevie"
 * Did you think you can make a demon stop destroying with that simple request!?! 
 * "Crystal: you look like a planet Dolan reject Togepi: brii!!! (burn!!!)"
 * [searches "Planet Dolan" on Google]
 * ...really. Dude, really.
 * That insult was so lame... that the sheer lameness of this insult killed me!
 * I simply teleport back, because "killing" me is simply sending me back to Hell, AKA my pocket dimension.
 * I gain an immunity to lameness.
 * "Lucario: our motto is. " What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." Yveltal: it is not. It's " Defend the weak, contain the evil, And Save the world"
 * Oh, really?
 * "The Pokemon who aren't talking are either in the hall of judgement or site 5"
 * "Timeworn get on so I can destroy you"
 * 404 found: "I laugh at this attempt to provoke a transdimensional infinitely aged being."
 * Take my kudos, 404. Take it.
 * Hah! Did you really think you can defeat the Scourge of the Multiverse, mortal!?! 
 * CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. But, you'll not facing against the Red Dragon myself this time. Instead, you'll be facing against an unstoppable robot. 
 * Here's a reminder:
 * 404 found: "Also: the Omega PEKKA is still beating all your units. And it can oneshot them."
 * I teleport the Omega PEKKA and your Pokemon Team to Darkrai Foundation Site 5.
 * And then I surround Site 5 with a Trapper Barrier.
 * Once something gets inside the barrier, they can't leave it. The only exception is me, but my entities will be trapped inside the barrier.
 * "You can check out anytime you like. But you can never leave!" - Hotel California
 * The only way to break the Trapper Barrier is to complete the objective: Defeat the Omega PEKKA.
 * "Leader: Darkrai"
 * The Omega PEKKA activates Overcharged Sword! Its damage is doubled for the next 3 attacks!
 * The Omega PEKKA uses Star Shower against Darkrai. It rapidly swings its sword around, causing stars to fall on its enemies, damaging them. These stars phase through the ceiling and fall on Darkrai.
 * "Co-leaders: Crystal, Xerneas, Yveltal"
 * The Omega PEKKA uses Sword Beam against the Co-Leaders. It charges its sword and swing it, creating an energy wave powerful enough to cut an iceberg.
 * "Elders: Absol, Mew, Togepi, Lucario, Gardevoir, Cresselia"
 * The Omega PEKKA uses Final Cutter against the Elders. It charges its sword and slams it to the ground, creating a shockwave that moves forward, damaging anything that stands in its way.
 * All 3 attacks have been used. Overcharged Sword's cooldown: 0/3
 * "Members: Chespin, Jigglypuff, Skitty, Azurill, Fennekin, Chansey x 20."
 * The Mini PEKKA Battalion (12 Mini PEKKAs) aren't dealt with, so they continue slaughtering the Members!
 * The Omega PEKKA uses Crimson Barrage against the members. It fires a barrage of red energy orbs from its eyes, which are made from energy of destruction.
 * The Mini PEKKA Battalion (12 Mini PEKKAs) aren't dealt with, so they continue slaughtering the Members!
 * The Omega PEKKA uses Crimson Barrage against the members. It fires a barrage of red energy orbs from its eyes, which are made from energy of destruction.

Pizzaking161

 * (insert dramatic entrance here) i try to prepare for battle"
 * I bet you're interested in the Kerbal Kommander, who's residing in the Bridge of SIS Conqueror: He's you, but more eeeeevil!
 * The Kerbal Kommander sends 4 Alien Commanders to battle against you!
 * Ionian Executioner: A female demon from one of Jupiter's moons known as Io. She wears obsidian armor. She can cause eruptions and earthquakes by stomping. For close combat, she has retractable demonic claws, which are made of unknown, non-metallic elements that can only be found in Hell.
 * The Ionian Executioner stomps, creating a volcanic eruption right under Pizzaking161!
 * Europan Knight: A fish woman from Europa best described as an Undyne ripoff. She wears adamantite armor. Her main attack is throwing various types of energy spears. She can regenerates if it's raining, or when she's submerged in water.
 * The Europan Knight stabs you with an Impaler Spear. This spear causes immense pain to anyone who's been stabbed by it.
 * Callistoan Bomber: A gaseous humanoid from Callisto who's made of carbon dioxide. Her presence pollutes the air around her. Her main power is Force Choke. Her weapons are various types of bombs. Cluster bombs, C4, disguised bombs, elemental bombs, etc.
 * The Callistoan Bomber throws some Cluster Bombs at you.
 * Cebez, the Super Martian: A Martian who basically went Super Saiyan because he got trolled really hard by 404 found's boxes-inside-boxes prank. He has Frieza's powers.
 * Cebez summons some Death Saucers, and send them against Pizzaking161.