Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27773653-20160319160631/@comment-7395353-20160402110827


 * Me: "I'll buy scissors, tape, and an origami guide."
 * Cashier: "Finally, someone who's buying something normal! Paper or plastic?"
 * Me: "Paper. Oh, and I'll take a few thousand."
 * Ten seconds later...
 * Cashier: "AAAAAH! IT'S A LIFE-SIZED PAPER T-REX! RUN!!!"