Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27049198-20151028151936/@comment-28741271-20151106101111

Oh no! Flippy has a mind control device made by Nerdy! So no wonder why it can even mind control a god! I put on my Vortex Gas Mask 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nanosecond before NerdyMSP farts. Remember: Drones are robots, and robots are unaffected by farts! The 3 Laser Drones surround Bubble (Bubblefan123) Then they shoot lasers at him! With my Vortex Gas Mask on, I create a Laser Cannon that's a miniaturized version of a Laser Turret I installed to torture Nerdy (It fires 1 trillion degrees celsius laser) Then I fire that Laser Cannon at Flippy! The heat's so strong that it make a crater that's the size of the Chicxulub Crater (The crater left by the meteor that killed the dinosaurs) Or it's even bigger than that! The Laser Cannon is destroyed, Flippy is dead, then the fart is lit on fire because of the heat! But I'm still alive because I'm still a god! I teleport to directly above the Marian Trench (Above the ocean) Then I create a Vortex Submarine, then I go inside it, it is automated and it dive into the Mariana Trench at lightspeed! Then it uses its tractor beam to pick up the turnip! The submarine has got a Sniper Turret. Marcus, who tries to get inside the submarine to get the turnip, is quickscoped by the Sniper Turret that shoots bullets at lightspeed!

Flippy = Died because of my Superlaser Cannon (I want to call these lasers superlasers from now on, because they're so strong)

Bubble = Died because of the 3 Superlaser Drones.

Marcus = Died because of the Lightspeed Sniper Turret.

Nerdy = Died(?) because of his fart is on fire, and the extreme heat left by my superlaser cannon (I think he's actually still alive)

I shout "CURSE YOU, NERDY!! CURSE YOU, GEOMETRY WARRIORS!!"

The Geometry Warriors and Nerdy keeps getting in my way, but once again...

THE TURNIP'S MINE!