Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28122105-20161226174150/@comment-28122105-20161226205349

Hold it right there!

Quote form "The Elevator Game CYOA" on tOLP forums:

"You point at Boorider, who is there smiling. He then points at himself. A laser beam shoots out of his pointer finger, splits in two, rejoins, and then fully penetrates the sphere. The sphere glows with purple energy and then explodes into thousand of Russian cows with chicken feet. The feet have eyes, and the feet of those feet have eyes. A man screams as an elevator crushes him in the stairwell. Now Boorider's eyes have eyes, and those eyes have feet. The feet scream as an elevator crushes them in the stairwell. The stairs have eyes and the elevator has feet. A cow screams as it is crushed by a stairwell in the elevator. The stairs have feet. The elevator has Booriders. The Booriders have eyes on their feet, and hands coming off those eyes. A galaxy collides with another. The galaxies have laser beams, and the planets inside the galaxies are triangles with eyes, which have feet attached to those. You scream.

Alarms nearby are emitting sound, and your eyes perceive that sound as the color orange. The color has hands, which has feet attached to them, which have eyes attached to them. A galaxy with torus-shaped planets crashes into a galaxy with Necker Cube-shaped planets. A yellow sound touches your chest." 

"You attempt to figure out how to put a stop to the madness. Madness comes into the room. The madness has hands, and its hands have feet. Newspapers scream with horror as they haplessly plunge down a stairwell. Their pages scatter across the green and red tile floor before they are squashed into oblivion by a butt attached to the ceiling. The letters and words have legs. They try to escape, but the butt devours them whole, then disappears back into the ceiling.

The tile floor changes into a pattern of displeasing faces that look like Villis. The faces have hands and feet, and the feet have hands and the hands have feet. The Villis then change into surprised faces and then turn into thousands of tiny static-spewing little screens. The screens then rip themselves from the floor and try to plunge down an elevator, but a stairwell devours them whole, then disappears back into the empty space.

The walls explode away and turn into thousands of cardboard boxes that contain foxes. They disappear into an endless black void. A galaxy collides with another. Thousands of letters parachute out of the sky in a tophat. The tophat grows and consumes the entire tower, causing it to be excreted as a shiny trinket.

And then, in the darkest, abandoned corner of your disembodied mind, which has grown arms and legs and is screaming with horror as it haplessly plunges down a stairwell, you realize a way to stop this madness."

Try and beat THAT. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

...Actually, I think I just killed the game by being too weird. Crap. You can ignore this post... /null