Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28741271-20151107133239/@comment-26448646-20151108131420

And you're forgetting another thing: If you're a deity, there should be others. I'M A GOD, TOO! You think you're running at the speed of light? You're not! From the start, I slowed down the whole universe, excluding me, to a speed of 1 mph. You felt like you were running at the speed of light because light was slowed down, too! You are fast, but too slow. I grab the turnip at the REAL speed of light.

THE TURNIP IS NOW IN THE HANDS OF ANOTER GOD!