Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-30759860-20170205184637/@comment-26446727-20171001180716

I gave a giant wooden shell around me with an air hole and a door. It is so thick that by the time the bombardment ceases, only a small fraction is burned away. I am made of tons of very compressible springs, so the weight doesn't affect me.

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Below is teleported to before the beginning of anything. They are in an infinitely expanding vacuum, before any universes exist.