Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29191679-20161024221427/@comment-7395353-20161025221241

Time to get serious.

I open up a rift containing me from the end of my next post. Then I take my extra Power Turnips.

In addition to the 24 turnips I already had, I now have 24 more from future me. Which means I have 48 turnips. But that means future me now has 48 turnips to give me instead of 24, so I have 72 turnips, but future me has 72 turnips, so I get 96 turnips...

After resolving the paradox I just created, I now have 576 Power Turnips. I then poke a nearby planet, causing it and the entire solar system it's in to violently explode.