Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27790518-20161021022500/@comment-29191679-20161022024430

DENIED.

I take Wario by the neck and absorb his soul.

Energy level: 5505000/10000000

A human is the most powerful weapon in the world, since he creates everything more powerful than his own capabilities.

I then fire the Black Hole Cannon at the zombies.

Lastly, I teleport to Venus and kick Yog-Sothoth off of it.