Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26336673-20171211080608/@comment-26822753-20171220142547

I trap Eevee in a Laser Grid. You can't destroy it. It's made of solid light and, despite having tiny holes in it, can stretch and fit and move with you. I lock it in place and use a light amplifier to make it more powerful and teleport/EMP/whatever-blocking. stop you from leaving it. If you try to fit through the holes, it can close them up. I got an AI to manipulate this and you can't do anything because said AI is a long way away, you don't know where or when or why or whatever about it or its location, and it cannot be remotely hacked or whatever due to where it is.

Aaand then I fire a shot from the You are [EXPLETIVE]'d Evliness Laser. This instantly kills whatever it touches. I fire it through one of the slight holes in the laser grid.

''Remember: this was set up so that you can't do anything. If you try anything, you will be /nulled. It's about time that this happened.''

Eevee is dead.