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XXPhoenix888 gets up.

S0mePVZfan shakes off the fire extinguisher fumes.

Vaguebuild tears off all their clothing except for their underwear. Everyone within 20m behind Vaguebuild has to avert their eyes, or gets distracted and stares. This currently includes CookieCookieNomNom, EpicToast, and EndermanR169.

Sonar553 ditches the parachute. That was about to be useful in a moment.

EndermanR169 transforms their SUV into a steam engine train, giving it rocket thrusters.

404 found drops a landmine behind them. It latches to the ground.

EpicToast flies over the fire wall.

EndermanR169 drives through the fire wall.

S0mePVZfan flares up in flame and dashes.

EpicToast flips gravity for everyone temporarily. S0mePVZfan's flame dashes keep them at the same height. 404 found equips magnetic boots to pull them towards metals deep below the surface, but it makes running harder. Oiniteoderfla12 flips over their hoverboard. Sick tricks dude. EpicToast flips their flying jetski over. EndermanR169 makes his train capable of flight, like in Back to the Future. Psychomaniac14 is flying. Aggron... Just Aggron, XXPhoenix888, Sonar553, CookieCookieNomNom, Vaguebuild, and TheContestant437 begin falling into the sky, unable to move forward.

Psychomaniac14 downs a healing potion.

XXPhoenix888 places a magnet in front of them and an iron block behind them, thinking that the magnet will pull the block closer to the magnet, forgetting that the magnet will also pull itself closer to the iron block. So XXPhoenix888 just lightly squeezed themselves between the magnet and iron block.

Psychomaniac14 attempts to create a cellulite wall at 200m, but there is already a pre-placed obstacle there.

Gravity reverts to normal. Aggron... Just Aggron, XXPhoenix888, Sonar553, CookieCookieNomNom, Vaguebuild, and TheContestant437 begin falling and slam onto the ground, and have to get back up.

Oiniteoderfla12 hovers over the landmine.

Psychomaniac14 emits an Electromagnetic Pulse, disabling 404 found's Inertial Dampener with High Energy Focus, 404 found's magnetic boots, Oiniteoderfla12's hoverboard, Vaguebuild's rocket launcher, Psychomaniac14's Alcubierre drive, and EpicToast's jetski with wings.

EpicToast gets a white van powered by children's tears. However, children's tears aren't too easy to get in bulk, they tend to stick to the face and evaporate, so the fuel tank is mostly empty.

Vaguebuild falls into the flaming marble pit, 50% chance to fall over.

97! Vaguebuild makes it out without being burned at all!

XXPhoenix888 summons a Spanish Let's Player and puts some ad revenue on a stick and rides them. However, the Let's Player just grabs the stick and pulls it from XXPhoenix888's hand.

S0mePVZfan has a 33% chance of hitting the landmine.

83! S0mePVZfan runs past the landmine.

EndermanR169 runs over CookieCookieNomNom and EpicToast with their steam engine train.

Aggron... Just Aggron slaps XXPhoenix888. It hurts.

EpicToast slaps Aggron... Just Aggron. It hurts.

TheConstestant437 summons a meteor that's going to impact at 30m pretty soon.

EndermanR169 crashes their train into the flaming marble pit.

404 found can make out that there is a door on the first obstacle.

Current Standings
Players:

'''Aggron... Just Aggron': 55m, 5th place''


 * Slapped
 * Recovering from high impact
 * 1st degree burns
 * Irritated face, especially on the eyes

XXPhoenix888: 55 m, 5th place
 * Science fair volcano in a 2 liter bottle
 * Recovering from severe impact
 * Magnet and Iron Block
 * Slapped

S0mePVZfan: 65m, 3rd place


 * Covered in fire extinguisher fumes

Sonar553: 55m, 5th place


 * Energetic
 * Recovering from high impact

404 found: 75m, 1st place


 * Inertial Dampener with High Energy Focus (disabled, 5 turns left)


 * Extra Inertia
 * Magnetic boots (disabled)

Oiniteoderfla12: 70m, 2nd place

CookieCookieNomNom: 45m, 11th place
 * Hoverboard (disabled)
 * Glue-repelling shoes
 * Force field (breakable)


 * Burned (get this healed)
 * Recovering from high impact
 * HIT BY A TRAIN

Vaguebuild: 50m, 9th place


 * Rocket Launcher
 * Recovering from high impact

TheContestant437: 55m, 5th place


 * Recovering from high impact

Psychomaniac14: 60m, 4th place

EpicToast: 45m, 11th place
 * Covered in fire extinguisher fumes, which are covered in flaming gasoline
 * Alcubierre drive (space compressor) (disabled)
 * Wearing tattered hydrophobic cellulite cloak
 * Momentum device (this is slowing you down)
 * Flying

EndermanR169: 50m, 9th place  Entities: 
 * White child-tear-powered truck (2 turns left)
 * HIT BY A TRAIN

EpicToast's Car: 15m

Glue: 25m

Fire wall: 35m

Pit filled with marbles: 50m

Invader Zim: 3.5 lightyears away

Landmine: 65m

Map:

Starting line (0m)

1st obstacle (100m)

...

Finish line (1000m)

I put this update off too long