Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25008602-20170412203139/@comment-27121914-20170413034921

Noob calls GD Tech Support. > Just hold the left mouse button. > It's not on the keyboard. It's on the mouse. > Are you right-handed or left-handed? If right-handed, the mouse should be on your right hand side. If left-handed, it should be on your left hand side.
 * guise dee lvl pikafest toll meh too hold 2 dash
 * soe hw doo i do it
 * gaiz?
 * guis thats a srs questin
 * srsly guise, ant sir me.
 * guise!!!!!!!!1??????/!!!11
 * wheres da leafmau buttocks on mah killboard?
 * ok god it but wheres dart maul
 * thnx

'' 3 minutes later... '' > [facepalm] > Judging from your illiteracy, how the hell did you manage to know about the shortest measured period of time? > And how did you even manage to understand my posts despite the supposed inability to read and write? > Hell, you spelled "the mouse" as "Darth Maul," that Sith Lord from Star Wars. > And you even called me as "Taco Sports" instead of "Mr. Tech Support!" > Are you trolling me or what? > I hope you get diarrhea from eating Taco Bell. <[TechnicalSupporter1984 has logged da fuck out]>
 * mestir taco sports i hav ar preblom
 * i held der loft mice bottle for 1 attosecond nd it diddont do anyhing
 * i fell down n cashed