Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20180418092844/@comment-27080660-20180419181633

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It has been foretold, that with the coming of the third quadricentennial, a terrifyingly strong force would arise to bring destruction to the universe.

And that time is now.

With the stars having aligned, something has awoken from its primordial slumber.

''Its one and only goal: To wipe out 3/4 of the omniverse. Something it can easily achieve.''

''Sealed away in eons past, it seeks nothing but the genocide of every living thing. And you stand in its path.''

With a rumble capable of shaking the universe itself apart, the colossal force emerges, threatening to shred the fabric of reality itself with its sheer presence! Brace yourselves!

...It has arrived.

Xeroc, The World Consumer, has awoken!

Rewards of the highest caliber await anyone who can bring this universe-destroying superweapon down... 'But that's something that'll never happen. Xeroc is truly omnippotent. The perfect weapon of mass destruction. And completely unstoppable by anything mortal.' Do you stand a chance? Xeroc begins the end by launching a tremendous barrage of celestial meteorites at everyone on the field, each with enough power to create a mass-extinction event the likes of the dinosaurs. 'In time...  You will know what it is like...' To lose.