Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24286619-20170629062827/@comment-26631534-20170702232334

TimewornKaiju wrote:
 * Another battle?
 * Interesting...


 * A hellish portal opens up on the ground.
 * A powerful demon climbs out of the portal.
 * TimewornKaiju  has joined the battle!

Actions
lol i escape barely. now i get back at you by setting fire to your parents house and destroying the nearby hydrants. i also cut off the water supply to make it harder for you to get the fire out.
 * I revive Pizzaking161, because I don't want dead players to be bored.
 * !! BARRAGE OF ATTACKS INCOMING !! 
 * I impale Shade with one of my horns.
 * I throw some explosive bones at Snuffles.
 * I throw a meteor at Geometrydude.
 * I kick Alpha654 with enough force to send him into the Sun.
 * I summon a horde of zombies to eat Hambeef68 and Pizzaking161.
 * I literally punch EndermanR169 off this calendar, and into another calendar.
 * "Looks like this one's themed with SPIRITED HORSES. You'll be up to your ass in horses for a whole year. Just great, this is just what you need to be doing. Farmin' all these goddamn horses. Fuckin' pain in the ass."