Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28741271-20160417131915/@comment-26018676-20160511070843

When your life gives you lemon, squirt someone in the eye.

When your life gives you death, then you must be special.

When your life is a star, you must be burning in the sun.

When life gives you life, then life is life.

When your life gives you heartbreak, go to the doctor.

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