Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27080660-20170823000831/@comment-26822753-20170828191303

Sweg Dragon wrote: I merely took the weekend off.

*reality warp*
 * Steven pokes Holo-Leviathan EX  with a stick. This gives Holo-Leviathan EX  a wood elemental type. *Aigh*
 * Immediately after, it's blasted with Steven's Sphere of Destruction. Holo-Leviathan EX  counters it with an  X -  B  u  r  s  t   B  l a s  t,  cancelling out both attacks.
 * Let's see, your next attack was a Megametre Tsunami, right?
 * Holo-Leviathan EX  is currently a wood-type, as in tree. So that attack powers it up a decent amount, as it absorbs the nutrients with its roots.
 * However, it's now a water element. Which means that the next attack, the Leaf of Yggdrasil, will be super effective.
 * And you've got it stuck in a loop of these super-effective attacks.
 * It can't take any more!
 * And oh shoot, here comes Steven's Equilibrium Blade. 
 * Holo-Leviathan EX  was rekt!
 * ...Right?
 * With its last breath (Or whatever holograms do instead of breathing), Holo-Leviathan EX uses the X Star to heal itself!
 * This revives it, and brings it back to full power!
 * Now, Holo-Leviathan EX'll sacrifice the X Star, in order to use a one-time move (Like those superweapons in games that are one use only):
 * This destroys the X Star, in order for it to use Subspace Blast,  a massive, unstoppable beam of dimensional dark energy!
 * Anything and everything that touches Subspace  gets sent to an unknown place, far beyond the reaches of our universe (Or mine). Where does it all go? Nobody knows.
 * I'll fire this devastating Bermuda Triangle of a laser at The Covenant, the Imperial Fleet, and Steven.
 * You'll have to be creative to stop this one.

Oops, the beam is gone.

I'm the guy with the game breaking gem, remember?

Okay, now I shoot a red hot beam of light at the Holo-Leviathan EX.