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Plot tl;dr:

The heroes are on a quest to stop the Cataclysm Machine, which is on its way to destroy all dimensions and universes/multiverses/omniverses. Right now, they are on Chaloid (tidally locked planet) to destroy a Spatial Warp Disruptor (or Inderdictor field) that prevents them from getting closer to the Machine. After that, they will go to a few other planets to break a few more Disruptors before getting to the Machine.

Heroes: me, Snuffles, Eternulli, Phoenix, Sparky (and their quantum other half Filly), Aggron, Oinite's characters, The Creators (they are like gods, but are locked in the last planet before the Machine and so are not available now).

Enemies: Chaotis (planet boss), Ender's Cat Council, anti-Creators (opposite of the beings mentioned in Heroes section, not available yet), Aggron's 3 other characters, unknown figure

This time on SAFF...

A repetitive banging sound is heard coming from under Chrono's ship.

[Snuffles] What is that obnoxious sound?!

[Phoenix] I don't know, but you're not going to be able to sleep in with that noise. Come on!

[Chrono] What is that? It seems to be coming from the engine room, but why would the engine break AFTER we landed?

As both groups approach the door to the engine room, the banging sound gets louder and louder, and then suddenly stops, followed by footsteps... Everyone backs away and prepares to attack when the door opens. After a lot of struggling with opening the door the wrong way, something finally comes out...

...except it's not a something, it's a someONE. Everyone relaxes a little bit (except Snuffles, who's annoyed that they got out of bed just to meet this random person)

[???] (muttering to himself, completely oblivious to the weapons pointed at him) ...why were doors invented, anyways? Why can't we just have normal entryways? Or at least create a door that opens up two ways... all of this fancy ship technology and I still have to push to open up a door... I must speak to the captain of this ship at once...

[Chrono] That would be me.

The newcomer is startled and almost falls back down the stairs to the engine room.

[Red] Who are you, and why are you in OUR ship?!

[???] I'm sorry, but I think you should be treating me more kindly, given that YOUR ship seems to have landed directly on top of me. The nerve of you people...

[Red] Hey, I'm not the pilot here.

Everyone in the room glances at Chrono.

[Chrono] Ugh, fine. As captain of this ship, it is my duty to apologize for the misdeed that we have done to you. If there is any way we can make up for--

[???] Okay, yeah, whatever with the fancy-shmancy talk. Everyone makes mistakes, I got it. My name is Btd456Creeper, and-

[Oderfla] That's a weird name...

[Btd456Creeper] EXCUSE ME, I'M THE GUEST HERE! *ahem* Anyways, I was just exploring around this planet for the sake of exploration...

[Chrono] And so you could fit into the plot line.

[Btd456Creeper] What?

[Chrono] Nothing.

[Phoenix] We've come to this planet to destroy a Spatial Warp Distruptor so we can get closer to the Cataclysm Machine that will destroy the universe. Have you seen a Spatial Warp Distruptor anywhere?

[Btd456Creeper] Um... okay. What does a Space Warp Distractor look like?

[Phoenix] This planet is covered in plant life. If it's on this planet and it's not made of organic material, it's probably a Spatial Warp Distruptor.

[Btd456Creeper] Nope, I haven't seen anything aside from these horrendous plants here.

[Chrono] Well, would you care to help us?

[Btd456Creeper] ...you crash your ship onto me, treat me rudely, and now you expect me to HELP you with this bizarre quest? ...Sure, I'm bored.

Btd456Creeper has joined the party!

Side note: I'm bad at RPing, please tell me how bad I did with this post