Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27773653-20160319160631/@comment-27677136-20160403134455


 * 'How to Kidnap' book


 * All-Purpose 'Tie Something To Something' Rope


 * Torture Device

Cashier: Sir, the items you've bought here are ridiculous. If you keep doing this we may ban you from Walmarts everywhere.

Me: Do you know where the CEO of Walmart lives?

~The next day~

BREAKING NEWS: CEO of Walmart has become missing. In his house investigators found an anonymous note reading:

"Ban me and you'll never see him again"