Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20180101081417


 * Happy New Year, everyone!
 * It's been a while since I've posted a forum game, eh?
 * Credits to Scientedfic for the idea.

Instructions

 * 1) Just post a news headline and the content of the news article.
 * 2) These news are just fun and games; they are NOT meant to be taken seriously.
 * 3) Avoid controversial/offensive topics that are against the Wikia rules.
 * 4) Optional: If you like a certain news article, then please give kudos to that post if you want to.
 * 5) Have fun!

Valve Time slower than thought
Researchers have calculated that it takes longer than expected for radioactive fluids with a half-life of 3 years to pass through valves. Reason unknown. 