Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20180423104620/@comment-7395353-20180425213305

I slice off the first assassin's head and throw it at the second and third assassins, use the second assassin's body to trip the fourth assassin and then stab him, then punch the fifth assassin backwards into the sixth assassin and then pick up the fourth assassin's corpse, remove the sword, and thrust it into the seventh assassin, who I then run around and stab from behind, also skewering the eighth assassin, then spinning around with my sword, knocking over the ninth, tenth, and eleventh assassins so I can knock them out, then I take out my sword while goat-kicking the twelth assassin and then stabbing the thirteenth assassin.

Then I get lazy and eat the rest of them

I am buried in assassin corpses