Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180322053421/@comment-27383731-20180323114455

@Air 1. I said that the momentum device adds the momentum of the others to my own momentum

2. Celulite can be classified as "unobtainium" What is unobtainium? Unobtainium is "A substance having the exact high test properties required for a piece of hardware or other item of use, but not obtainable either because it theoretically cannot exist or because technology is insufficiently advanced to procure it" so bam

anyways...

I wet myself with water, which gets rid of the fire extinguisher fumes and flaming gasoline (but it doesn't put it out cuz that's not how fire works) and good thing my cloak is hydrophobic cuz otherwise the water would have soaked it and made it heaver

I then proceed to create a handheld railgun and shoot it at Oin, almost instantly breaking his forcefield

Afterwards I soak the clothing of all the other contestants, putting out all fires and simultaneously slowing them down cuz now their clothes are soaked in water, which, by the way, is heavy

And last but not least, just for the heck of it, I throw a robot at 404 which slaps his ass