Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20171112024158/@comment-27121914-20171112032357


 * I fly out of a hellish portal.
 * TREMBLE IN FEAR, MORT-
 *  MORTY MORTAL.
 * Wait, this is a dinner party? Well then...
 * I create a dish out of thin air, and then I summon the Steak of Cthulhu.
 * Steak of Cthulhu has awoken! 
 * It was supposed to be eaten by Cthulhu, but then he forgot about it. Out of loneliness, this giant steak appears in random houses, begging to be eaten. And now, it has been summoned, it's more than ready to ask other people to end its miserable existence; by eating it.
 * And then I use Disintegration Consumption in order to eat the Steak of Cthulhu. The user opens their mouth, turn the affected food object into atoms, and then the user uses their Vacuum Mouth in order to eat the raw, edible atoms.
 * After having my dinner, I create a door that connects the Dining Room with my pocket dimension.
 * I enter the door to my pocket dimension and then he sleeps on his king-sized bed. Eat. Sleep. Repeat.