Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20180909004630/@comment-29646689-20180920003345

One reorganization later, the Alliance Battlegroup is initiating their own offense.

On their side of the door, they have prepared a machine that channels Force energy and releases it in a destructive beam of exponential damage. It is hooked to dozens of mobile antimatter reactors, as well as a massive tank of hypermatter-Coaxium emulsion. It resembles some form of dark tower, with a ball-shaped Hypergate at the top.

A bunch of Clone Engineers are around it, checking the systems before powering it on.

[General Kalani] How safe is this?

[Master Builder] Very safe. I just took the Inferno Tower, added a few extra energy sources, and removed the damage limit. In theory, this thing can burn through anything and everything given enough time.

[General Kalani] Except we don't have units strong enough to hold that thing in place for long enough. And the Emperor is off on another mission.

[Master Builder] That ain't my problem. You guys asked me to build a Cosmic Inferno Tower, I built what you asked for.

[General Kalani] Then build something that can hold back that thing.

[Master Builder] You ask for the impossible.

[Master Builder] Also, I will leave now. drinks teleportation spell and returns to Clash of Clans

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Another bit of work later, the Clone Engineers have set up a bunch of tractor beam emplacements meant to hold BLASTER in place as the Cosmic Inferno Tower does its work.

[ARC Captain] I read the debrief file on that thing. It can literally shoot Doomstar-sized Superlasers as fast as my minigun shoots blaster bolts. I don't think this is going to work at all.

[General Kalani] We will fight blast of death with blast of death. Create a Hypergate link, then order the Doomstars in orbit to fire into it. Concentrate the power, and then fuse it with the CIT beam. Then pour in all the hypermatter-Coaxium emulsion we have into the power converter core and max out the reactor outputs.

[ARC Captain] Friend you are crazy. I say wait until the Emperor returns to deal with this droid slime himself.