Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28741271-20160503123420/@comment-28741271-20160504031517


 *  I'VE BECOME NATURE ITSELF. 
 *  I CAN CONTROL NATURAL FORCES AT WILL. 
 *  TSUNAMIS, EARTHQUAKES, FOREST FIRES, TORNADOES, TROPICAL STORMS, AND MORE!! 
 *  NOW I'M GONNA TORTURE HUMANITY FOR ETERNITY!!! 
 *  AHAHAHAHAHAHA- 
 * [sees the Death Star firing a laser at me]
 *  Oh frisk. 
 * [You are Dead from Total Distortion plays]