Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180317161115/@comment-27383731-20180320222332

sees that it says that the cloak has holes in it umm what? It's made out of celulite-infused linen. It's practically indestructible

And anyway, I wear this cloak literally all the time

I dissolve the glue and gold just by thinking of it, and create a 1 kilometre tall celulite wall 10 metres ahead of the person in 1st that stretches from one end of the track to the other (meaning u can't go around it), and proceed to just phase shift right through it