Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27049198-20151028151936/@comment-26834660-20151028171224

but it turns out that all tests are made of turnips, and i took the exact same test, and then i get 69/69 answers correct, i get the seal of noscope and they award me with a turnip, which i eat whole, it goes into the sewers, and ends up in the bottom of the ocean, which i then turn into turnip-proof lava, so that the lava doesnt hurt the turnip, and i am also inside the turnip, so i dont get hurt either, and all other things instantly get vaporised when they touch the lava, including all other turnips, so no-one ever finds me, and i survive by slowly eating away at the inside of the turnip, which grows back every minute

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