Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180329052738/@comment-7395353-20180402100108

I pull out a miniature icethrower (a flamethrower but it's cold. trust me, it's totally a real thing.) and apply it to my laser-burned arm.

I set the banana peel down at the edge of the pit and leave it there.

I back away a bit in case Invader Zim hits me into the pit.