Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-31545685-20170407102544/@comment-30928863-20170614123805

I cannot taste it because the vacuum would suck me into itself.

My pizza contains nuclear bombs, and it has a 100% system of you eating it. If you find a loophole the system will fix it, even if you find a loophole around that. Oh, and also the bombs will instantly explode and you cannot find loopholes around that, too.

Don't also try renaming loopholes to holeloops or anything, it won't work.