Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27049198-20151028151936/@comment-26317392-20151105080849

The hot temperatures melt the pocket dimension. I breathe in some of the lasers and I retain my godly powers somehow. I use my altering power to transform the turnip into a potato and I steal everyone else's godly powers. Everyone is trying to find the turnip, however nobody knows that it has turned into a potato and everybody gives up on searching for it. I insert etzer screams into the potato, whoever manages to take the turnip/potato will die because of etzer's screams.

I have the turniptato