Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28749161-20160526174215/@comment-27080660-20160609172315

Before sharing this, I SWEAR TO GOD this actually happened.

So when I was little, once I started sleepwalking. Now, my bedroom was on the very top floor of a 2-story house. Yet I was somehow able to make it down 2 flights of stairs, into the basement, WHILE SLEEPING, wihout hurting myself.

But it gets better.

Once in the basement, I pulled down my pants and started peeing on the floor. All of this occurred while I was still sleepwalking. Hearing the noise of me walking downstairs, my parents come downstairs and see me peeing on the floor. Obviously shocked, they ask

"Why are you peeing on the floor?"

My response?

"I was mad at the computer." And I did ALL OF THAT IN MY SLEEP.