Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20160623121200/@comment-28933569-20160624220517

 Benevolent Genie:  Poof! You become the swaggiest wikian in the whole of Wikia!

 Literal Genie:  Poof! You get a piece of fabric, you just need to fasten it.

 Troll Genie:  Poof! You become a thief searching for swag, but you get caught and get life imprisoned.

I wish for a television.