Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20181114032901/@comment-27121914-20181129044346


 * A rival convenience store proves to be even more popular and better than ours, and every single customer go there, while absolutely no customer go to our store. Thus, our company goes bankrupt, again.


 *  In 2 years, the Moon will break out of its orbit and fall into Earth, causing the end of the world as a result.
 *  Where did you know about that?
 *  A Martian Calendar. Trust me, I double-checked!
 *  Quick! We gotta do something!


 * The fate of the world lies upon you, Lunacy Corporation.