Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25358024-20151130174123/@comment-25358024-20151205082403

(This is just a 1-turn update, Please don't post until i tell you can do this)

I feed Nicki Minaj Mtn Dew bought from the vending machine...

You feed her with Dew! She levels up!

Nicki Minaj is now level 2! Max hp increased to 20!

...and with her might, she tortures all players with my log.

-6 to everybody except attackers!

A megaphone somehow finds its way into the vending machine. I smash the screen of the machine, and I get the megaphone out. I get Nicki Minaj to scream her songs into the megaphone, just to torture everybody that little bit more.

-9 to everybody!

Neutral bot N-1337 is rekt!

It is a sunny day, so I direct the Shadow Chest to a place where the Sun is well over the chest.

CRITICAL! -5 to the Shadow Chest

Shadow Chest is destroyed! You got a Shuriken (lvl 4) and 5 equipment (use it to upgrade items)!

I use my log to smash the wooden chest 3 times

Wooden chest is destroyed! You got a Katana (lvl 2) and 1 EQ!

I quickly go to buy a pack of matches. When I come back, I hypnotise everybody, except for Nicki Minaj, and I put them into a deep sleep. While they are sleeping, I light the match beside them.

CRITICAL! Everybody except for all attackers -12! -20 for the vending machine!

I use my Leaf Blade to slash the Metal Chest 5 times

-8 per slash! (-40)

Metal chest is destroyed! You got a Sword (lvl 3) and 3 EQ.

I got down back to the fight and found a pure iron chest next to me. I Scoped it 30 times then i use explosive rounds against the vending machine.

-1 per scope! (-30)

-30 to the VM! +3 XP

I 3600 lightspeedscope the steel chest and use whatever weapons I find inside against all the vicious attackers who dare to harm the Almighty Vending Machine.

CRITICAL! You get the blessing of the vending machine and you desroy the chest instatly!

You got a Plasma Rifle (lvl 4) and 7 EQ!

I banish Nicki Minaj to hell forever. No one will rescue her now!

You need a hell portal to do that! And you don't want to summon one... (has 10000 hp and is neutral)

I launch 1337 fireballs each at every attacker. Then i stuff lighted weed into their nostrils.

-6 to each attacker! -5 more damage to all AT! +11 XP

I eat a pack of mint gum and then breathe an icey mist that slows down all the attackers and play some generic trap music that makes everyone's ears hurt.

Every attacker's next post isn't counted now! +6 XP

-5 to all attackers!

Nusdan is defeated! +30 XP for defeating an admin!

Level Up! You're now lv 2!

I get a pack of cinnamon gum out of the vending machine and blast cinnamon fireballs at every attacker.

-3 to all attackers!

Crafting my Ice Spear and just happening to freeze everyone in the attacking team into ice blocks.

ERROR! They are already frozen!

I also get 300 cans of coke out of the vending machine and shoot them everywhere.

-5 to Mew Pur Pur, SpeirMint, Mecha and XSlayer! +7XP

I send myself to hell and tell Satan the whole story about this game. He vows to be on the attacker side and leaves me to rescue Nicki Minaj and let me escape hell.

When I arrive back to earth, I an not surprised at the arrival of a new defender. I noscoped the defenders and the vending machine. I call Satan to possess my log and I smash the defenders with the log repeatedly. I also do this to the vending machine.

-15 to all DEF! +6 XP

I make my tail a LV.1 Stench Sniper and i spray the vending machine and all defenders.

-20 to VM. -4 to all defenders.

HEALING NEEDED! 3 turns passed - all players +15!

I summon a random Ice Dragon from nowhere to join the fight. I give all the defenders earmuffs before I steal Nerdy's megaphone using STEALTH NINJA SKILLS and I let the dragon roar into it to blast the eardrums of my opponents.

-8 to all AT! +8 XP

I stab the Metal Chest 10000000 times with my Ice Spear then let the dragon sit on the Wooden Chest. The weight of it cracks the chest.

Those chests are already destroyed ;-;!

I also drink a can of coke ._.

+3 to the next attack you make! +6 XP!

Level up! Theninja000 is now level 2!

THE TURN ENDS!

Pure Iron Chest            [50/80]

3 chests spawn!

Bronze Chest               [100/100]

Silver Chest                  [150/150]

Golden Chest               [200/200]

Mecha attacks everybody for 2 damage!

Mike Shadow attacks Nicki Minaj for 24 damage!

Nicki Minaj is defeated

But Satan teleports her to hell to regenerate!

Satan banishes

VENDING MACHINE   (Round 1)  [267/500 HP]

AT:       NerdyMSP                          [16/70 HP] (Level 3, 19/40 XP)

XSlayer300                        [16/50 HP] (Level 1, 18/20 XP)

A plant                                  [24/50 HP] (Level 1, 0/20 XP)

Mew Pur Pur                     [29/50 HP] (Level 1, 3/20 XP)

SD Skunk                             [40/50 HP] (Level 1, 5/20 XP)

NE:      Mecha                                 [14/100 HP] (auto) {gets double damage}

DEF:    RisingFire2654                 [19/70 HP] (Level 3, 15/40 XP)

SpeirMint                             [53/60 HP] (Level 2, 16/30 XP)

|| Bowsero327 ||               [48/50 HP] (Level 1, 1/20 XP)

Theninja000                       [58/60 HP] (Level 2, 1/30 XP)

Ice Dragon                        [8/10 HP] (Belongs to Theninja000)

(DEF)  MIKE SHADOW                  [116/150 HP] {BOSS} (Shadow, Thunder) {Lightning Hit}

(AT)      SATAN                                    [380/380 HP] {BOSS} (Dark, Fire) {Banish to Hell}

THE BALANCE OF POWER:         3%-====57%=====___39%___

- NE   = DEF   _ AT

HELL:  Nicki Minaj [0/20 HP] (Regenerating... 2 turns left)

Hell Chest #1:         35/35

Hell Chest #2:         55/55

Hell Chest #3:         70/70

Hell portal:  10000/10000 HP

Requires level 3!

HEAVEN:    Empty...

Heaven Portal: 8000/8000 HP

Requires level 5!

Inventory:

NerdyMSP:    Shuriken lvl 4, Katana lvl 2, Log lvl 2, 6 EQ

RisingFire2654:    Plasma Rifle lvl 4, Fireball Cannon lvl 2, 420 Mountain Dew cans, 7 EQ

XSlayer300:   Gun lvl 1, C4 lvl 1

A plant:    Sword lvl 3, Leaf Blade lvl 1, 3 EQ

Mike Shadow:    Scythe of Death lvl 10, The Lightning Spike lvl 8

SpeirMint:     Mint gum pack


 * Bowsero327 ||:    Cinamon gum pack

Theninja000:    Ice Spear lvl 1,  Megaphone lvl 1

SD Skunk:     Stench Sniper lvl 1

3 turn until next healing!

10 turns till winning the game by defenders!

4 chests will spawn next turn!

Dead players:  AT:    ZOptic [0/50 HP] (Was level 1, had 6/20 XP) {REKT by RisingFire2654}

AT:    Nusdan [0/50 HP] (Was level 1, had 2/20 XP) {REKT by SpeirMint}

Dead allies:             Random Dasher [0/20 HP] {REKT by RisingFire2654}

Auto-defender [0/20 HP] {REKT by NerdyMSP}

MCHAMMER [0/10 HP] (Belonged to RisingFire) {REKT by XSlayer300}

Neutral bot N-1337 [0/20 HP] (REKT by Nicki Minaj (NerdyMSP))

Dead bosses:        None