Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26336673-20171129010811/@comment-27121914-20171209141524

List of Current Players and Entities

 * 1) TimewornKaiju, the Embodiment of Chaos and Destruction  (Eldritch Steven ) (Frost Impaler's Armor : 125% HP) (Ruby Armor) (Energy Absorber API: 95% Integrity) (Anti-Friendly Fire API) (Infinity Gem Invincibility API) (Immune to forced teleportation by other entities) (LOVE IMMUNITY ) (Cherry Tapped: Regular Shields are immediately destroyed once deployed by the afflicted user until this debuff goes away) (Inertia - a tendency to do nothing or to remain unchanged: 2/3)
 * 2) [SPACE-BOSS]  Final Fantasy, Imagination Turned Reality  (100% HP: Invincible; defeat the heads first) (Faster Than You: Their speed scales with their victim's/opponent's, so they will always be faster than you, or at least as fast as you)
 * 3) Lanius, the Butcher  (100% HP) (Elemental Surge: Mastery of all Pokemon types and TV Tropes elements)
 * 4) Malus, the Prime Evil  (100% HP) (Eye of Agamotto: Time Manipulation)
 * 5) Nox, the Lord of Terror  (100% HP) (The Heart of Darkness: Summon video game bosses and major antagonists)
 * 6) Asriel Dreemurr (59% HP)
 * 7) Sweg Dragon, the Draconic Soul  (Assi-Limit API) (Holo-Forminator API) (Heatseeker API) (Healinator API) (Immortality API: Invincible until all Calamity Bosses are defeated) (Broken MERCY: Cannot assist their own entities, but can still directly attack other entities)
 * 8) [CALAMITY-BOSS]  The Devourer of Gods (Final Form)  (Draconic Blades) (Summon Iron Fists to hold weapons/use abilities) (Power Impact) (Ares' powers)
 * 9) [CALAMITY-BOSS]  <span style="color:brown;text-shadow:0 0 1px brown, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px green">Jungle Dragon, Yharon 
 * 10) Type: Sparky, the Strategic Tactician (P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Mini P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Phantom Rider Suit)
 * 11) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-1 Death Egg Robot
 * 12) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-2 Big Arms
 * 13) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-3 Egg Viper
 * 14) Brevon's Fleet
 * 15) [SUPERBOSS] Lord Brevon
 * 16) Omochao
 * 17) Tons of other random stuff
 * 18) Brown Eevee, the Bavarium Empress
 * 19) Falco Maxime: Centcom (Bavarium Nuke System & Various APIs)
 * 20) TITAN ACE Adamantium Tank
 * 21) Cima Leon: Centcom (FOW Airstrike System & Various APIs)
 * 22) Corda Dracon: Centcom (FOW EMP Cannon System & Various APIs)
 * 23) Thousands of M99A5 Silhouettes
 * 24) Hundreds of Urga Mstitels
 * 25) Golden Urga Mstitel
 * 26) Monumental Mecha-Dragon Mothership
 * 27) Hexiron Space Station
 * 28) The Covenant
 * 29) Man O' War
 * 30) HMS Fearless
 * 31) Royal Sovereign
 * 32) 404 found, the Grand Admiral
 * 33) Imperial Fleet
 * 34) Mega Star Destroyer
 * 35) Sonar553, the Shadow of Darkness (Canine Form)
 * 36) <span style="color:#FF0000;text-shadow:0px 0px 2px #FF0000, 0px 0px 5px #FFFFFF, 0px 0px 5px #FFFFFF">Btd456Creeper, the YTP Demigod  (<span style="color:#CC0000;text-shadow:1px 1px 0px #AA0000, 0px 0px 1px #CC0000">Rupee Armor )
 * 37) Rupee Alpha
 * 38) Rupee Beta
 * 39) Rupee Gamma
 * 40) Rupee Delta
 * 41) Rupee Epsilon
 * 42) <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0px 0px 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">Alpha654, the Void Lord 
 * 43) Scientedfic, the Versatile Warrior
 * 44) S0mePVZfan, the Keyblade Master
 * 45) SnufflesTheDog, the Elemental Hound (ElectroDog)
 * 46) UnofficiallyRed
 * 47) REDLIGHTGMD55
 * 48) XXPhoenix888
 * 49) Unnamedblockster661, the Nameless King
 * 50) Inferno Dragos
 * 51) Aqua Leviathan
 * 52) Spectrum Gardevoir

BARRELS!! (Brown Eevee)

 * "They both launch Fire Barrels & mortars at everyone"
 * I push them away with a Gravity Wave. Did you really think these would hurt me, mortal!?!
 * "I fire more fire barrels at everyone"
 * I shoot a barrage of Frost Impaler's Spears at the second wave of fire barrels. They impale them before exploding, destroying both of them!

SLAP KNIGHT (Scientedfic)

 * "I go up and slap TimewornKaiju in the face with Kay rings."
 * Ow!
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">I don't want to become a love maniac again for now, okay!?! 
 * I slap Scientedfic back, sending him flying into a random asteroid!

The Unholy Assault (vs. Sweg Dragon)

 * "Mastiff launches a deadly barrage of attacks at Providence. The sheer seismic energy of the quakes is far too much for even an ancient deity such as her to handle! The shell cracks, and explodes!"
 * YES! YES!
 * "However, you haven't won."
 * NANI!?!
 * "Behold, Providence's true form! Having been unbound from the stones binding her essence, she's now a being of the most pure, concentrated Profaned Energy! Immediately, she charges light-speed at Mastiff, before engulfing him in her supernova-hot body, and exploding with the force of a neutron star, dealing TREMENDOUS damage! (Note: As this is a suicide attack, any assists against this attack will be completely ignored. So don't be stupid and try to assist it.) She proceeds to dissipate into the atmosphere, having grown tired of fighting."
 * "Engulfing him in her supernova-hot body"
 * [lenny]
 * Mastiff Tremor, the Dogfather, is rekt! REKT BY: Providence's Supernova
 * "Providence, the Profaned God has been defeated! (Well, she's immortal, so she's not really dead, but she began to weaken after fighting for a long time.)"
 * ZOMG, VICTORY!!
 * "Meanwhile, the Devourer of Gods gets bombarded with Australia-destroying Wave-Motion Guns, which actually do a lot of damage! However, being much stronger than Providence, it's still got full energy."
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">How did slither.io survive from being hit with several continent-destroying laser beams at once!?! 
 * "The cosmic abomination counters the Shocker Breakers with upwards Laser Walls, which create a barricade against the lightning as well as pushing it away. The Devourer of Gods proceeds to deliver a BRUTALLY strong tail smack to Asriel, sending him careening about 5 miles back."
 * Oof. 59% HP remains!
 * "Yharon's unable to do anything due to being frozen, and as such takes huge damage from the hammer smack to the head!"
 * Fun fact: It was supposed to be a gun... but then 4kids censored it.
 * "Enraged, the Jungle Dragon grabs Dreamy Bowser by the throat, before carrying him 15,000 feet up into the sky. Yharon proceeds to deliver the biggest smackdown of all time, by slamming KoopaPride into the ground at supersonic speed!"
 * Oof. 73% HP remains!
 * "Once the dust clears, Dreamy Bowser's been sprawled onto his shell, unable to right himself... Well, not before Yharon claws open the Koopa King's exposed stomach!"
 * Sparky's Assist: "SPARKY THROWS EXAMS AT YHARON RIGHT BEFORE YHARON CLAWS!"
 * Does a dragon like Yharon need to go to school?
 * That doesn't matter. Dreamy Bowser's stomach was clawed open by Yharon! Dreamy Bowser has been defeated!

Universal Catharsis (Final Fantasy vs. The Devourer of Gods & Yharon)

 * <span style="color:crimson;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">Lanius  shifts into Fighting-type, and launches a Final Kamehameha at The Devourer of Gods' tail!
 * <span style="color:#000080;text-shadow:0 0 1px #000080, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">Malus  uses Anachronism Stew to summon Cyborg T. rexes, Egyptian UFOs, and Caveman Pirates. All of those 3 groups of entities surround Yharon and blast him with Homing Laser Beams, Illuminati Missiles, and Dragon Cannonskulls, respectively. Oh, they're charged by the Power Gem, so they're 1,000 times more powerful than they should be.
 * <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px yellow, 1px 1px 1px yellow">Nox  summons The Radiance and Ultimate Crab (from Ultimate Crab Battle).
 * Asriel uses Star Blazing against The Devourer of Gods. He makes stars rain from the sky, which explodes into smaller stars, creating a Bullet Hell!
 * The Radiance uses Radiant Burst! She shoots golden beams from her eyes, firing three times in different directions at The Devourer of Gods!
 * Ultimate Crab uses Photon Pearl! He splits his body in half lengthwise and opening up like a clamshell to reveal a pearl inside of him. The pearl shoots reflected light beams at Yharon!
 * Okay, that's enough. 21:14.