Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26134218-20180105114542/@comment-26073440-20180109044500

12. Long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away Jack William the First was walking with the most extreme caution down the gloomy, silent, darkened [EXPLETIVE]ing roads on the planet with cities Coruscant. Out of the mist, with little to no known explaination or clues on how the following event had happened, the very roads the young prince of the long forgotten president George Washington had been walking on suddenly burst into blue flames, rearranging themselves to form Bowser, towering over our hero. At this moment, a gunship dropped out of the air and Stormtroopers started to fire laser guns, made of charged plutonium from an ancient time machine, at Bowser, hitting him with 40% accuracy. Bowser retaliated by breathing Cursed Flames at the Stormtroopers, which burnt the fancy purple mohawk of the prince and caused him to explode into numerous bubbles. These bubbles turn into a portal and the portal clones itself into Jack again, in which sends Jack to another dimension. King Dice throws a giant die at him and he has to figure out how to roll it.