Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28741271-20151201103111/@comment-28741271-20151219130926

Look at the time I wasted due to going around the Internet! Now I'll try to get back to "work".

From now on, Warp Devices can be used to create Portals at the Overworld. But these Warp Devices aren't designed to handle permanent portals, so they're consumed upon use. So that your Inventory won't get clogged with these things.

"All my weapons on the Cockpit. FOCUS FIRE!"


 * 600000 total damage!

"I get the Queen Bee and Aquarius to attack the Cybermammoth"


 * Queen Bee shot a million bees at the Cybermammoth's organic parts. 300000 damage!

"Couldn't you at least give me the weapons and companions (I spawned about 8 turns earlier)?"
 * Aquarius fired a Pyrolaser from the Rex Cannon in his mouth at the Cybermammoth. It's super effective! 800000 damage!


 * You can open your claimed Starter Chest if you only have Lvl 1 Weapons.

"If so my weapons upgrade to lvl 5, and I spawn a Shuriken (Non-elemental) lvl 5"


 * You claimed Starter Chest B! Then that chest teleported to the Tundra!


 * You opened Starter Chest B, your max HP is increased to 2000!


 * Ice Staff and Lightsaber got upgraded to Lvl 5 by the determination inside that Starter Chest!


 * You created a Shuriken! (Lvl 5)

"I spawn Viridian and Vermillion (Companions)"

Trinket: You are going to be free!


 * You spawned Viridian! (Lvl 1) (600000/600000) (Casts Grass elemental attacks)


 * You spawned Vermillion! (Lvl 1) (600000/600000) (Casts Fire elemental attacks)

Viridian and Vermillion: These brothers are powerful Human Mages who stood up against the Legion, but is eventually defeated by Thralthoc, the Lord of Greed during the Legion Invasion of the Desert. Thralthoc wanted their souls so bad but their souls managed to travel away from his grasp at Sanic speed. But then their souls got trapped in an Orb by Flowey before he pilots Ugaxator.

But thanks to Toby (Annoying Dog) He turned that Orb into a Starter Chest.

"Whatever happens, I make iceshards drop around Vordos, trapping him. I stab him with my lightsaber"
 * Vordos simply teleported away from those Shards and dodged the Lightsaber via teleportation!

"I let Sanglacius continue attacking Felnessa. Meanwhile, I attack Thethoss with my Heaven's Prism! I would be inside the prism to strengthen my attack"


 * Sanglacius used Holy Blast against Felnessa! It's super effective! 300000 damage!


 * The Holy Prisms fused into a Heaven's Prism due to their determination!


 * While the Ice Golem is inside the Heaven's Prism, it fired a Holy Laser at Thethoss. It's super effective! 600000 damage! Then the Heaven's Prism shattered.

"My Frost Golem does a Frost Smash against Thethoss"


 * In a suicidal move, your embodiment ran towards Thethoss at Sanic speed, which melted in process. It's super effective!


 * Thethoss got dunked on!

REKT BY: IceKane.


 * Thethoss: I'll be back!


 * Kane got the Frostferno and Anduril!


 * Then Thethoss's soul retreated to Hell once more.


 * Your body is whole once more!

"Rrobertus02 plays Electric Etzer screaming Eighto using the Electro Fireyphone"


 * The Demon Lords put their new earmuffs on! However, they listened Eighto without Etzer screaming.


 * Vordos: Wait a second, Felnessa? Is that female voice yours?


 * Felnessa: Yes, it is.


 * Vordos: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


 * That healed Lenny for 200000 HP and gave him an extra AP! Then Lenny shot lasers at Vordos. 200000 damage!

"Rrobertus02 heals his companions using holy magic"


 * Your fully healed your companions!

"Rrobertus02 instructs Cyborg Papyrus to attack Felnessa, Sans to attack Vordos, and Lenny to attack Thethoss"


 * Hydrobones vs. Felnessa = It's super effective! 300000 damage!


 * Hydrolasers vs. Vordos = It's super effective! 300000 damage!


 * Thethoss is already dead!


 * Vordos got dunked on!

REKT BY: Rrobertus02


 * Robertus got the Horrium and Severus!


 * Robertus got a Tundra Crystal Shard!


 * Robertus is now a Boss Slayer!


 * Gate Crystals Progress: 1/9 (11.11%)


 * Vordos: Next time, I will spook you so hard that the next time you go to the toilet, you'll be singing Beethoven.


 * Vordos's soul then retreated to Hell.

"I do same as last turn" 


 * 600000 damage!

"My companions do same as last turn" 


 * 450000 damage!

"I use calm"


 * Mickey: You can't use calm on Minibosses, dummy.

"I pick chest 2"


 * You can't claim more than 1 Starter Chest!


 * In order to open that Starter Chest and properly spawn after you claimed that chest, you must specify your first 2 Companions (No OP Companions) and your 3 Lvl 5 Weapons (1 melee, 1 ranged, 1 magic). You'll spawn as a human with 2000 HP.

"Hackey5 anticipates the falling of three demons of the 'Tundra,' and having rested from the absence of the Overlord, Steven Fedkin, unleashes empowered holy might from the Mjolnir to vanquish whatever essence is left of Vordos, Felnessa and Thethoss"


 * Hackey: M'lady


 * You charged your final blow against Felnessa. You're filled with determination! It's super effective! Felnessa got dunked on!

REKT BY: Hackey5


 * Felnessa: I'll be there right behind you when I come back!


 * Hackey: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


 * Hackey got the Lennite and Illumina!

"Hackey5 snatches the loot left behind by the demons of the Tundra"


 * Hackey: You guys already have the Spooky Scythe and the Frostburning Hammer! So gimme the Horrium and the Frostferno!


 * Kane and Robertus: Nope.avi


 * Hackey: You dare disobey the Bureaucrat?! Then I won't block you from the GD wiki, but I'll snatch them away from you!


 * Hackey used his spooky powers to scream like an animatronic. Kane and Robertus fainted! Then Hackey used Toby to snatch the Horrium and the Frostferno! Dogrolled!

Inventory

 * Rrobertus02:
 * Lazarus (Lvl 15) (Fire/Dark)
 * Electro Fieryphone (Lvl 11) (Fire/Electric) (Can emits non-elemental or elemental Etzer screams) (Can stun enemies)
 * Divine Launcher (Lvl 8) (Holy) (Can shoots either Holy Lasers or Holy Missiles)
 * Infernal Flamethrower (Lvl 7) (Fire/Dark)
 * Severus (Lvl 15) (Fire/Dark) (Can spook enemies)
 * Fireaxe (Lvl 1) (Fire)
 * Shotgun (Lvl 1)
 * Tundra Crystal Shard
 * Desert Warp Device
 * IceKane:
 * Sanglacius (Lvl 11) (Ice/Dark/Tech) (Can spook enemies)
 * Grando Tenebris (Lvl 10) (Ice/Electric/Dark)
 * Anduril (Lvl 15) (Fire/Ice)
 * Resurrector
 * Aeronox51:
 * Divine Cannon (Lvl 4) (Holy)
 * Demon Blaster (Dark/Fire) (Lvl 2)
 * Minishark (Lvl 1)
 * 10 Life Potions
 * HacknetOS (Lvl 4) (Multihack)
 * Factorem (Lvl 3) (KeyCrack.exe: 3/3)
 * Demonite Key
 * Hackey5:
 * Mjolnir (Electric/Holy) (Lvl 10)
 * Frostferno: Used to upgrade a weapon into a Lvl 15 Fire/Ice weapon
 * Lennite: Used to upgrade a weapon into a Lvl 15 Non-elemental weapon. The material's element can be changed. The upgraded weapon will have a chance to summon Lenny
 * Horrium: Used to upgrade a weapon into a Lvl 15 Dark weapon
 * Illumina (Lvl 15) (Fire/Dark) (Brainwash: 3/3)
 * Evolution Potion
 * Resurrector
 * Elmfern (A plant):
 * Petrafolium Terebra (Grass/Rock/Ground) (Lvl 14) (Calm: 4/4)
 * Petrafolium Sagittarius (Grass/Rock) (Lvl 13) (Multiarrow: 4/4)
 * Aquavinea (Grass/Water) (Lvl 13) (Tranquility: 4/4)
 * Meatball (Flail) (Dark) (Lvl 7)
 * Seedshark (Lvl 1)
 * Fusion Kit
 * Upgrade Kit (Dark) (This one upgrades a weapon to a blood-related weapon, which will make it dark elemental)
 * RisingFire2654:
 * Psychicae Ignis (Fire/Psychic) (Lvl 14)
 * Frignis Pugnus (Fire/Ice/Fighting) (Lvl 13)
 * Umbrabilis Ignis (Fire/Ghost) (Lvl 12) (Sear)
 * Boss Orb G: Contains [REDACTED] which drops 1/3 of the Superdrill.
 * Boss Orb H: Contains [REDACTED] which drops 1/3 of the Superdrill.
 * Boss Orb I: Contains [REDACTED] which drops 1/3 of the Superdrill.
 * Trinket9:
 * Lightsaber (Electric) (Lvl 5)
 * Ice Staff (Ice) (Lvl 5)
 * Shuriken (Lvl 5)

Locations
Overworld (Day)

3 Portals appeared! The Crimson
 * Factorem (Lvl 3) (KeyCrack.exe: 3/3)
 * Starter Chest A (Claimed by XSlayer300)
 * Starter Chest C
 * Crimson Portal
 * Corruption Portal
 * Tundra Portal
 * Beach Portal
 * Jungle Portal
 * Dungeon Portal

Waiting for Aeronox to come back. The Corruption
 * Aeronox51 (Programmer) (Mech Rider) (Android) (Tech) (3800/3800)
 * Deimos (Serving Aeronox) (Ridden by Aeronox) (Warp Device) (Thermostat) (Lvl 5) (100000/100000)
 * Overworld Portal

But nobody came... Beach
 * Overworld Portal

But nobody came...


 * Overworld Portal

Ocean

Mickey spawned 3 Skelesharks, using all of his 3 APs! Tundra
 * Elmfern (A plant) (Arbor) (Boss Slayer) (Grass) (1900/1900)
 * Edicus (Water/Flying) (Serving Elmfern) (Ridden by Elmfern) (Lvl 1) (1000000/1000000)
 * Elmfern's Skeleton Sniper (Dark) (50000/50000)
 * Elmfern's Skeleton Spearman (Dark) (50000/50000)
 * Elmfern's Shark A (Water) (50000/50000)
 * Elmfern's Shark B (Water) (50000/50000)
 * Elmfern's Shark C (Water) (50000/50000)
 * Elmfern's Shark D (Water) (50000/50000)
 * Pandora Skeleshark A (Miniboss) (1000000/1000000)
 * Pandora Skeleshark B (Miniboss) (1000000/1000000)
 * Pandora Skeleshark C (Miniboss) (1000000/1000000)
 * Kappa Mickey (BOSS) (4950000/7500000) (Drops a Supersoul: A Lvl 20 soul that's not Mickey's) (Drops the Ocean Crystal) (Drops the Mickey Cannon: Lvl 20 Non-elemental weapon that can changes element) (Drops the Kappastone: Used to make a Lvl 20 Weapon that can changes element) (Bad Time: Acts 3 times per turn)

The Shields around the Demon Lords have expired!

Annoying Dog appears and eats Vordos and Felnessa' APs! He also eats Thethoss's APs, ignoring his immunity to him!

Thethoss: [INTERNAL ROARING] Dungeon
 * Rrobertus02 (Moderator) (Angel) (Night Owl) (Holy) (3000/3000)
 * Cyborg Papyrus (Serving Robertus) (Lvl 1) (600000/600000)
 * Sans (Serving Robertus) (Lvl 1) (600000/600000)
 * Lenny (Serving Robertus) (Lvl 1) (1000000/1000000)
 * Trinket9 (2000/2000)
 * Viridian (Lvl 1) (Serving Trinket) (600000/600000) (Casts Grass elemental attacks)
 * Vermillion (Lvl 1) (Serving Trinket) (600000/600000) (Casts Fire elemental attacks)
 * IceKane (Glacies) (Cryomancer) (Ice) (3000/3000)
 * Hackey5 (Bureaucrat) (Tenebris) (Necromancer) (Dark) (4000/4000) (Shield: Until the Ocuvolent is defeated)
 * Ocuvolent (Dark/Flying) (Serving Hackey) (Ridden by Hackey) (Lvl 1) (Shields the rider until defeated) (400000/400000)
 * Vordos, the Lord of Horror (BOSS) (Fire/Dark) (500000/3000000) (Drops the Horrium: Used to upgrade a weapon into a Lvl 15 Dark weapon) (Drops Severus: Lvl 15 Fire/Dark Scythe: Can spook enemies) (Drops a Tundra Crystal Shard) (Demon Lord: Miniature Demon Portals open and demons come out of them) (Can teleport: 50% Dodge rate) (High accuracy) (Can bend space, creating portals) (Can spook entities)
 * Overworld Portal

But nobody came... Jungle
 * Overworld Portal
 * Dungeon Gate: Requires the Ocean Crystal, the Desert Crystal and the Tundra Crystal to open it. Summons Skeletron upon opened.

Ugaxator shot an Electrolaser at Cybermammoth, who then charges at Aquarius, but he dodged due to his determination! The Cybermammoth took no fall damage.

Ugaxator fired its Right Xator Cannon at Rising, but he dodged due to his determination!
 * RisingFire2654 (Ignis) (Fireforger) (Fire) (3800/3800)
 * Queen Bee (Bug/Flying) (Serving Rising) (2000000/2000000)
 * Aquarius (Dragon/Water) (Serving Rising) (2500000/3000000) (Rex Cannon: Can change element)
 * Cybermammoth (BOSS) (Ice/Tech) (250000/3000000) (Drops the Cybertusk: Used to make a Lvl 15 Non-elemental weapon that's super effective against Skeletons) (Drops a Tundra Crystal Shard)
 * Ugaxator (BOSS) (Tech) (HP: 7500000/7500000) (Cockpit: 800000/3000000) (Xator Cannons: Acts 2 times per turn) (Drops a Tundra Crystal Shard when Flowey is killed) (Diving Mode: Can dive into large bodies of Water or Magma and create waterproof or magmaproof shields)
 * Overworld Portal

3 turns until night.