Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25358024-20151130174123/@comment-29106585-20151201043724

But guess what?

IT FAILED!!

Blessed by the almighty vending machine, I gain Sanic speed and 360000 2fast4uscope NerdyMSP, seeing his devious intentions to destroy the Great Vending Machine.

"HEADSHOT!"

I leap off the vending machine and onto Nerdy, who is bloated from all those snacks. I treat him like a jumping castle.