Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26631534-20150909171129/@comment-27012381-20151017123639

Once there was a strange old dasher which name Nummy. He found a hole of spikes leading him to a dangerous cave filled with dragons. He saw coins that were glistening since the zone lead to a ufo area. But the dart wanted some chicken to read rules about what he did to the jerk that always ate his chips. And thus he wrote the rules and killed a big fat chicken. This was bad. Very bad indeed. He was punished with pitchforks and solid juice bombs. He tried to escape the hole, but failed miserably because he weighed over 9000 pounds! And so, he ask ball to help him out with Update 2.1! But then, the robot decided otherwise and killed ball. Again, he tried to impale its very small weiner (hot dog) which was greasy and very wet. The weiner got a headache because it was alive.After a few minutes, the weiner got juicebombs out ov hiz butt. The next day... Justin beiber said hey to his mom, which had ebola. Happy ending: JB died (´・ω・)っ由. But then, A potato had DEEZ NUTZ!!! HA! When JB died, everyone became happy. And they lived a better life in the nether with a ghast. But wait, JB sings "Baby" which led to a huge explosion that killed nicki minaj and Iggy Azalea. Mario come out