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Year 150,000BC

The Sirusians appear! With their superior intellect, they advance extremely quickly in terms of technology

Year 14,051BC

The Sirusians have developed faster-than-light travel. To support their ever-increasing population, they leave Earth forever over the next 3 decades, leaving behind only a few relics, and they terraform the star Sirius A to become their new home

List of (known) relics they left behind for future civilisations:

6 diamond pillars that each contain 1 litre of liquefied Helium-3 inside of them

A cubic metre of celulite, an indestructible metal with a melting point of over 4 quadrillion degrees Celsius

One functioning warp-bubble generator

A 1 kilometre tall statue of their god, made completely out of celulite (buried hundreds of kilometres underneath Antarctica)