Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20160806034111/@comment-26869370-20160806162217

Then everyone hates Alpha for destroying Apple, Minecraft, Google, Pokemon, GD, BTD5, YouTube, John Cena, Barock Obama, all of which are illuminati (and many more) and everyone throws him in jail. Then, he gets hit by his  own  fryingpan.