Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27570677-20150629193427/@comment-27449545-20150630132454

Once there was a dasher named Dave, and he would play GMD levels. He was going to play Deadly Clubstep even if he would be a noob. He died many times, about at 99%. He raged stupidly and decided to play other games. He sucks at that level so he played yStep and die about 10% over 9000 times. He doing that transformed into super sayayin 99999 and beat every nine circles remake in GMD ever in 999 seconds. Then, he did silent clubstep, and got 0%. Then he use hack to  slow down time and beat   Cataclysm. He is so happy he thought the winner was not himself. So he killed everyone else who's better than