Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20171017114608/@comment-26822753-20171019172107

I set the Evilness Laser to Sword and slice the chain.

As for the Hellblasts, I extinguish the flames. Yes firebending today. The impact of the hellstone itself (as it's not fire) does quite a lot of damage, though.

(Nice try. Remember that every post counts towards the Wall of Text's state. You'll require some thinking.)

Time for the all-triggering ASSISTS

I set the Evilness Laser to Surprise and shoot Calamitas ' beam. The knockback sends the beam flying off into a random direction


 * reality warp*

AAAAAAAH! WHAT THE [EXPLETIVE]!

I extinguish the following singe. Guess the Phantom Ruby is far more than we thought...

I drink a Full Restore to restore all of my health.

My mask is cracking... one of the screw things partly falls off. There's clearly a weird blue semicircle under there.

Speaking of which, I still have a few cuts all over my body.

I get the bombing robots to bomb 404's superweapons with ^ Strikethrough  APIs! They're a thing I invented -- devices that attach themselves to their users and grant them buffs. The name comes from Sweg's Holo-Defense API. These APIs grant ^ Strikethrough  to whatever they're attached to. What that does is that it makes the attacks go through their target, thus making 404's weapons hit Catastrophe  and Supreme Calamitas .

I give the Leviathan a Force Shield . It reflects the rocks in random directions.

One hits Snuffles, one hits 404, and I use my Evilness Laser which is still on Surprise on my rock. The others went off in random directions. My one hits the ceiling of this room and shatters to pieces, landing inside Sweg.

I punch the Leviathan, thus making it the Great Leviathan. Normal-types are immune to Ghost-types.

This should give the Leviathan time to deal with it.

I Super Wing Dragon Boost  straight into the Moon Lord 's hand with the sharp edge of my Wing Glider, thus forcing it to let go of Darkmetal Sonic.

I proceed to ram straight into a True Eye of Cthulhu , taking it straight through ten walls and out into wherever it's gone. I could see the thing's fear.

I frankly don't care about it.

I come back and ram straight into the Moon Lord 's core with the sharp edge of my Wing Glider for my final Super Wing Dragon Boost .

(Yes, the Wing Glider now counts as an API.)

Since Metal Sound is a sound move, the Force Shield  does not block it! Magnetoise, however, is a projectile in this case, so it is reflected off. I use my Evilness Laser (still on Surprise) to shoot Magnetoise straight at Calamitas. I imagine that a giant metal turtle would indeed hurt a lot.

I use a literal ton of CoC Lightning  with breaks in between each on Supreme Calamitas . Hopefully Sweg gets the logic behind that attack.

I then shoot a Brilliant Arrow straight through Sweg. The energy crystal arrow disrupts Sweg and makes him collapse, due to him being pure energy. I then throw a Laser Grid at Sweg to contain him for a tiny bit, while I equip Steven with an Energy-Absorber API. It's Exactly What It Says On The Tin.

I tell Steven to look behind him and attack Sweg before he recovers. Just in case, I give Steven a Force -Armageddon  Shield (a <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px turquoise, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px aqua">Force Shield , but the lower layer is an <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px crimson">Armageddon Shield ) for his battle.

APIs

Due to the introduction of APIs, everyone now obtains five APIs each! You determine what they do. All further APIs, however, have to be developed as with any other weapon.

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