Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26822753-20170814130445/@comment-26822753-20170817170014

Sweg Dragon wrote: Let's see here.


 * Well, yes, your Antimetal would certainly shrink me down to size, and I clearly can't absorb it.


 * So why not just destroy it?


 * I'll fire my Superlaser  directly at your chunk of Antimetal, shattering it into thousands of tiny pieces.
 * I'll also open a Space-Time Transport to bring in a miniature Black Hole. This'll absorb the remaining debris. I'll then send said black hole back through the rift.
 * Now for the elephant in the room.
 * You said this massive Crimson Superlaser would destroy me, guaranteed, unless I either countered it or found its weakness.
 * I don't know your exact weakness, so counterattack it is until I find your weakness.
 * It's time for my Ultimate weapon.
 * As I'm sure you remember, I fused to create this tank, using my past form, Dark Tiahamut. 
 * Well, while I haven't used them yet, my Elemental Heads carried over from my past form, as add-ons to the tank.
 * Now, let's put them to use.
 * I'll fire another galaxy-sized Superlaser, before combining it with a massive blast from every single one of my robot heads. In addition, I also throw a mechanized version of my Dark World Thorns  into the mix! However, this destroys all of them in the process, forever.
 * But it's well worth it.
 * After fusing every single one of these attacks together, I absorb the massive plume of energy to form a new weapon, and the strongest thing I've ever been able to use...
 * The HY P E R L A S E R !  An unstoppable beam of pure, unbridled destruction that's easily capable of overpowering your Crimson Superlaser, no matter how strong it may be.
 * With one major side effect, however.
 * Using such a powerful weapon drains my mass significantly.

(Sorry, Sweg. It's my turn to play.)
 * Now, before I fire this, there's one last thing I'm going to do. I'm going to use all of the Time energy I absorbed from Celebi to rewind your Crimson Superlaser to exactly 0.000000001 yoctosecondsafter the blast, to the point where it's JUST beginning to fire.
 * THEN, I'll unleash my HY P <span style="font-weight:normal;font-family:"TrebuchetMS",Helvetica,sans-serif;color:lime;">E <span style="font-weight:normal;font-family:"TrebuchetMS",Helvetica,sans-serif;color:cyan;">R <span style="font-weight:normal;font-family:"TrebuchetMS",Helvetica,sans-serif;color:blue;">L <span style="font-weight:normal;font-family:"TrebuchetMS",Helvetica,sans-serif;color:blue;">A <span style="font-weight:normal;font-family:"TrebuchetMS",Helvetica,sans-serif;color:darkblue;">S <span style="font-weight:normal;font-family:"TrebuchetMS",Helvetica,sans-serif;color:maroon;">E <span style="font-weight:normal;font-family:"TrebuchetMS",Helvetica,sans-serif;color:purple;">R on you, which should not only counteract your Crimson Superlaser, but deal massive damage to whatever form you're in! (Actually, what IS your current form? I'm not too sure.)
 * As stated, my mass has now decreased.
 * I'm about the size of the center of a galaxy now.
 * Anyways, your move.

Back in the lab...

Aaaah! The stone is reacting!


 * More reality inverted colours warbling weirdness*


 * Sweg's beam is teleported in such a way that it shatters the ceiling of the Tower and also goes on to hit Timeworn, and Timeworn's beam is teleported to the back of my head*

But wait! It's a Crimson superlaser!

A CRITICAL HIT (which I am immune to)! Nothing happens except for a slight knock at the back of my head.

Me: Oof.


 * End of reality weirdness*

Me: ...wut. How can one stone possibly be powerful enough to negate the two most overpowered entities in this universe?