Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27080660-20170830152536/@comment-27121914-20170903135817


 * After taking a break for a day or two, let's do this.

Sweg Dragon

 * "Distance to reactor: 37m" 
 * Well, shit.
 * "Btd surrounds The Imprisoned with Duct Tape. Surprisingly, this slows it down a tiny bit. After all, duct tape is love, duct tape is life."
 * What!?!
 * "Steven begins using Player Clones to slow down The Imprisoned, starting by smashing The Imprisoned's toes.The Imprisoned is constantly emitting shockwaves, causing some trouble, but some toes are able to be destroyed!"
 * The Time Eater warps her hands away before they get stomped on!
 * '"Another one of Steven's player clones attempts to cut the toes/fingers off again, but The Imprisoned's ready this time. It counters with its Underworld Tendrils, skewering the Player Clone."
 * The Robo-Jolteon uses Teleport Spam to keep teleporting away from them, and then he activates his energy shield. The shield eventually breaks, but the Tendrils are severely weakened, doing some damage. 88% HP remains!
 * "Lastly, Zerach Maxar throws a Procrastination Rock. The Imprisoned  fires its Shadow Breath  at the last minute, right before it's due, blocking the attack!"
 * The Procrastination Rock causes the Shadow Breath to procrastinate from attacking it (somehow). However, it was successfully blocked by the Imprisoned.
 * "With every attack completed, The Imprisoned coats its toes and fingernails in Adamantium, preventing them from being destroyed! It also sharpens them, turning them into incredibly dangerous blades!"
 * ...crap.
 * "It proceeds to summon a massive bolt of lightning from the sky, smiting Steven's Player Clones!"
 * The Incredibox summons a massive lightning rod to redirect the lightning bolt into it, preventing it from damaging the player clones!
 * "Lastly, it swallows Zerach Maxar, trapping it in its massive maw."
 * I read this post (technically seeing into the future) and prepare to counteract it.
 * I, as Zerach Maxar, teleports away before he got swallowed!
 * "The Imprisoned is ascending at a very fast rate. (You should all thank Steven, without him it would have gotten a LOT further)."
 * ...dayum son.
 * "Th e  Imprisoned's been stunned! Its distance to the reactor's also been reset!"
 * YES! YES!
 * "...What's this?! It's sprouted a second pair of arms!"
 * Oh, great. This thing has Adaptive Ability, and it's now Multi-Armed and Dangerous.
 * "The Imprisoned activates an Anti-Smash Shield right after Sparky launches their next Dragon Boost. This shield prevents The Imprisoned from being hit by any collateral attacks (Ramming it with your own body)."
 * But can I attack it by using just a portion of my own body, like grabbing its hands and then flipping it? Can I?
 * "<span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px black">The Imprisoned's off-balance, and is wobbling mid-air. However it's still ascending slowly, and is getting dangerously close to the reactor."
 * Alright, chums, time's up. Let's do this.
 * The Vapor Colossus transforms into the Hundred-Armed Giant: Hecatoncheir.
 * "[...] the Hecatoncheires (meaning The Hundred Handed Ones), who had one hundred arms, one hundred hands, and fifty heads with no further details of their appearance given. Now try and imagine what the Hecatoncheires looked like. You can't quite do it can you? Nope, the only name the Greeks could even come up with for these things was basically to call them "those things with one-hundred hands", which was about all we humans could comprehend of them."
 * "It is well worth noting that the Hecatoncheires were on the Greek gods' side against the Titans, throwing a hundred mountains in a single salvo apiece - much like having a living artillery piece as an ally."
 * Also, this version of Hundred-Handed Ones looks like this.
 * <span style="color:cyan;text-shadow:0 0 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px white, 1px 1px 1px white">Hecatoncheir  detaches 12 of his hands from his arms, and then grabs all 4 arms of the Imprisoned's arms with them, and then he conducts Paralyzing Electricity from those hands into the Imprisoned's arms, disabling them for this turn!
 * <span style="color:orange;text-shadow:0 0 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px blue">Dr. Goldfish  pilots his Death Egg Robot Sentinel, which proceeds to shoots several Homing Groosenator Missiles at the Imprisoned at supersonic speed, knocking it off the sky! (The Groosenator's bombs can do that in-game, at least until the debris of the temple blocked Groose from getting bombs from the Bomb Flower). Also, those missiles have shields that can block 3 hits, in case of the Imprisoned successfully hit them somehow.
 * <span style="color:green;text-shadow:0 0 1px green, 1px 1px 1px lime, 1px 1px 1px lime">The Impaler Leaf  throws a flying Stunion at the Imprisoned's legs, which proceeds to breath stunning gas (or paralysis, in this case) at the Imprisoned's legs, disabling them for this turn!
 * After (hopefully) the Imprisoned has fallen down from the sky,  the Cereal Killer  summons a Thwomp, who proceeds to slam the Sealing Spike at faster-than-light speed! This Thwomp can move in any directions instead of up and down.
 * After (hopefully) hitting the Sealing Spike,<span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"> the Time Eater  surrounds the Imprisoned with 20,000 Homing Shots, which orbit around the Imprisoned. These Homing Shots will explode upon contact with the Imprisoned or its projectiles, and each explosion will reduce its speed by 1 mile per hour. If one of them is destroyed by the Imprisoned's projectiles, every other Homing Shots will charge at it.
 * <span style="color:yellow;text-shadow:0 0 1px yellow, 1px 1px 1px grey, 1px 1px 1px grey">Robo-Jolteon  creates an Energy Hand (works like Master Hand), which proceeds to grabs the Imprisoned and then quickly clenches itself (since it's a floating hand) in order to trap the Imprisoned inside it for as long as possible.
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px yellow, 1px 1px 1px black;1px 1px 1px black">Infinite  opens a portal, and from that portal, Mount Everest suddenly emerges from it and hits the Imprisoned like a battering ram, knocking it over! "I'm the tallest of mountains..."
 * <span style="color:crimson;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">The Prototype Omega P.E.K.K.A.  stomps on the ground, which (somehow) causes a Giant Sumo to emerge from the ground! The Giant Sumo engages the Imprisoned in a sumo wrestling and try to slow him down by pushing him with the force of a tsunami for as long as possible. Also, the Giant Sumo's skin is made of Impervium, the strongest ore in Starbound, and it was the Tier 10 ore before it was changed into the Tier 6 melee ore and eventually removed. (For comparison, Steel is the Tier 2 ore in Starbound).
 * <span style="color:tan;text-shadow:0 0 1px tan, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">The Incredibox  pulls a Windy Thing (an enormous tornado that can drill a freaking planet) out of itself and throws it at the Imprisoned. The Imprisoned is (maybe) at risk of being lifted into the air by the tornado! (Just look at the size of that thing in the link).
 * If not, then the Windy Thing's sheer force will strongly pulls the Imprisoned towards it, causing it to severely slow down. And if it's in the air, then it'll orbit around the tornado, maybe occasionally hitting the ground, and it'll get toppled for sure once the tornado stops.
 * <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px yellow, 1px 1px 1px yellow">The Nightmare  uses Equinophobia: The fear of horses. My Little Pony theme song starts playing. (Because you gotta fight eldritch abominations and demon lords with cutesy animals).
 * An army of unicorns have appeared! They all fire Petrifying Rainbows at the Imprisoned. Each Petrifying Rainbow can only petrify something (turn it into stone) for 0.006 seconds, but there's 10,000 of them, so that makes the Imprisoned petrified for 60 seconds total.  T A S T E T H E  R A I N B O W ! ! 
 * While the Imprisoned is petrified, a heavenly alicorn (unicorn with pegasus wings) flies from the sky, then slides under the belly of the Imprisoned, and then blasts a Rainbow Superlaser with her artificial horn at the Imprisoned's belly, lifting it into the air and toppling it! (Her horn is the Last Prism implanted onto her head).
 * (Also, she's totally not Princess Celestia, I swear!)
 * And how does a cutesy attack work against an eldritch abomination? It tastes like diabetes, and such a thing is probably the reason why most abominations want to destroy everything.
 * <span style="color:orange;text-shadow:0 0 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px blue">Ziz  uses Bright Shadow. She grows to her true size, so big that she casts a 1km wide shadow. However, that shadow isn't made of darkness. Instead, it's made of light. Strange, isn't it? And then thousands of angelic hands, created by Ziz's Bright Shadow, appear above the Imprisoned (even if it's flying) and try to drag it off to Heaven. (It ultimately fails. But it'll slow him down for a while, just like other attacks).
 * <span style="font-family:Chiller;color:white;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black">Zerach Maxar  uses Robot Me: I, as Zerach Maxar, creates a robotic version of the Imprisoned out of thin air: Metal Imprisoned. (Original character: Donut Steel). It's basically the robotic version of the Giant Avocado of Doom.
 * I, as Zerach Maxar, possess the Imprisoned.
 * It's now a recursive possession: A demonic dragon is possessing an amalgamated archangel, who is now possessing a robotic knockoff of an eldritch abomination. (Not quite a mechanical abomination, because this one is still fairly comprehensible).
 * Metal Imprisoned starts off as a robotic, limbless giant avocado with a mouth full of sharp teeth. It grows a pair of angelic horns/antlers (as opposed to unholy halo), two pairs of wings (as opposed to arms), a monkey tail (as opposed to dinosaur tail), and a pair of hooves (as opposed to feet). Also, it's female (as opposed to the original Imprisoned's gender of its true identity).
 * Metal Imprisoned flies to the original Imprisoned and stomps his toes with her Impervium Hooves.
 * Adamantium Toes vs. Impervium Hooves. Adamant vs. Impervious. Let's see which one is stronger!
 * If that didn't work, then I command Metal Imprisoned to kiss the Imprisoned move her mouth close to the Imprisoned's mouth, and blasts a superlaser into it with a Wave Motion Gun installed inside her mouth. (Does this remind you of anything?)
 * Eww, gross. But I'm able to do such a nasty action because I'm possessing another body that's possessing another body, so I currently don't suffer from love allergy!
 * (It's gonna be halfway until the Imprisoned is successfully stopped, so he might be entering Phase 2 soon. And this action only serves to make him even more  TRIGGERED  than he was before).

Type: Sparky

 * "MEANWHILE, I throw a Clone spell at every player individually so that Zerach Maxar can use more!"
 * No, thanks. That's enough player clones for now. There's 12 of them, and such, my posts have got really big.

Planet Cake (SnufflesTheDog)

 * "A Planet-sized 53-layered cake appears outside the Milky Way due to the Phantom Ruby"
 * Invasion time!
 * SIS Chronos teleports to the orbit of Planet Cake and opens a time portal to the Era of Dragons. It's an unknown time period where dragons ruled Earth instead of humans.
 * The Boom Dragonflight is invading!
 * "Explosion" isn't the type of the element you'll see in RPGs, but these dragons are more common than you may think. In fact, there are millions of these guys that are invading the Cake.
 * The Boom Dragons use Baysplosions to make random parts of the 53rd layer explode randomly.
 * After that, the Boom Dragons attempts to destroy the 53rd layer by exploding with the force of a nuke, but then they regenerate by having the explosion implodes.
 * And then SIS Chronos deploys an Omega PEKKA into the 52nd layer to engage G-1000 in battle!
 * The Omega PEKKA arrives by jumping on G-1000, crushing it (or not) like a goomba with its gigaton weight. And then it jumps off G-1000 and lands on the ground.
 * And then the Omega PEKKA continuously slashes G-1000 with Star Wrath, which in turn, casts a continuous Star Shower at G-1000. It's one of the two endgame swords obtained from the final boss of Terraria, so it's certainly powerful.

Fleet Battle & Invasion of SIS Chronos (404 found)

 * "It appears that mechanical assault is not enough. preparing weaponized [DATA EXPUNGED] for deployment."
 * Which enemy you're preparing against? My entities, or the Imprisoned?
 * "the Executor, despite losing 1/3 of its ring parts, charge up its Super Stomp and jump right back onto the Titan. It then latches on, deploying elite Aureus units through the several holes cut into the Titan's hole to assault the area and distract them."
 * The Ankylon Titan uses Disruption Matrix to malfunction the Aureus units!
 * If that didn't work, then the Martian Troopers counter the Aureus units with Death Beams. This version slices the enemies in half instead of just piercing them.
 * After that, the Ankylon Titan temporarily transforms into a Sphere of Destruction, forcing the Executor to get off, or else be consumed by this miniature star!
 * "Regius loses its main engines, but launches its Party Crusher. this missile cannot be intercepted or dodged, however you can survive it. only one way. (learned this the hard way playing Astroflux.)"
 * The Ragnarov Titan activates an ability stolen from the Ankylon Titan: Furious Defense!
 * After that, the Ragnarov Titan overcharges before firing arcs of Solar Lightning at the Regius, overloading it! (A much more powerful version of regular lightning, even though it might be impossible for the sun to have lightning bolts erupt from it. But for me, everything's better with the Sun).
 * MASSIVE DAMAGE! 69% HP remains!
 * "the Devastator-class launches a few nuclear missiles to take down the meteoroids."
 * The meteoroids are destroyed!
 * The Coronata Titan surrounds itself with Cube Drones, which do nothing but to increase the power of its superlaser: Unity Mass.
 * The Coronata Titan fires Unity Mass against the Devastator Carrier.
 * "several Nezerian Battleships and Dreadnoughts enter to cover the Carriers."
 * The Vulkoras Desolators have engaged the Battleships and the Dreadnoughts in battle!
 * The Vulkoras Desolators uses Phase Missile Swarm against the Battleships, which will pass through the enemies' shields.
 * And then they use Disintegration against the Dreadnoughts.
 * "AFS Independence uses its Shield Generator to try to contain the damage, but much of its outside is crushed in. In desperation, it fires its Molecular Disintegrator."
 * The Molecular DIsintegrator managed to disintegrate a portion of the Eradica Titan. MASSIVE DAMAGE!! 58% HP remains!
 * Before that titan gets completely disintegrated, it temporarily converts itself into an energy ship! (The MD converts matter into energy, so doing this might be a way to prevent it from being completely destroyed).
 * And then it reverts to solid state.
 * The Eradica Titan's clones transform into superlasers and ram AFS Independence.
 * "the Titan Battlecruiser simply tanks all the hits, then fire back with turrets."
 * The Kultorask Titan uses Shield Nanites to block the turrets' projectiles!
 * After that, the Kultorask Titan uses Nuke Nanites, which bypass through the Titan Battlecarrier's shields and explodes with the force of
 * "the Tarkin uses a TP jump to get away from the Maw, before spraying the Titan with Shock Blaster XXVII turrets."
 * The Vorastra Titan counters the Shock Blasters' bullets with its energy waves!
 * "the Star Destroyers try to flank the Devastators, while the Strongholds contribute with its long range defenses."
 * The Kortul Devastators temporarily transform into Spheres of Destruction and ram at the Star Destroyers.
 * "the Eclipse generates a vacuum in the way, which denies sound, It returns fire."
 * The Eradica Titan teleported behind Eclipse!
 * And then it fires its Wave Motion Guns at Eclipse.
 * "the Terminator produces an Implosion grenade and throws it at the wind werewolf, since Implosion grenades tend to cause a vacuum where it explodes which causes a collapsing bubble."
 * The High Priestess is rekt!
 * The Terminator got forcibly teleported to another room: The Warzone.
 * The Empress and the Emperor have engaged the Terminator in battle!
 * The Empress summons and possesses a giant alien beast to fight the Terminator: Soorgin.
 * Soorgin spits Ultima Acid at the Terminator from its Spraypalm on its chest. The acid is a highly complex compound, and could dissolve almost anything within a short radius.
 * And then Soorgin slices him with its organic chainsaws.
 * The Emperor equips his Solar Flare armor and dashes at the Terminator, causing 1/3 of his shield explodes, damaging the Terminator. The shield can regenerate, but it can only block melee attacks, however.
 * "Clone 1 dodges the Death Saucer and Fireballs, and produces a Riot Shield which blocks the water blast. He then sprays the Magician with the minigun mod on the CM-501."
 * The Magician is rekt!
 * Clone 1 gets teleported to another room: False Sky.
 * In this room, the floor is a cloud, and the cloud is solid.
 * The Hierophant has engaged battle with Clone 1!
 * The Hierophant throws a Holy Hand Grenade at Clone 1. It's like a regular grenade. Except its explosion has a diameter of 100 meters, and its explosion is made of light that can cause physical damage.