Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26822753-20171109173643/@comment-27121914-20171116142542


 * My attack power goes back to 100%

List of Current Players and Entities

 * 1) TimewornKaiju, the Embodiment of Chaos and Destruction  (Eldritch Steven ) (60% Internal HP) (Frost Impaler's Armor : 125% HP) (Ruby Armor) (Energy Absorber API: 112% Integrity) (Anti-Friendly Fire API) (Infinity Gem Invincibility API) (Immune to forced teleportation by other entities) (LOVE IMMUNITY ) (Cherry Tapped: Regular Shields are immediately destroyed once deployed by the afflicted user until this debuff goes away)
 * 2) [SPACE-BOSS]  The Lord of Lightning/The Ruined Dragon (Super Mario Odyssey) (160% HP) (Faster Than You: His speed scales with his victim's/opponent's, so he will always be faster than you) (Prism Armor: Reduced damage from everything and has a 50% chance to reflect projectiles)
 * 3) [POWER-BOSS]  Ares, the God of War (71% HP) (Teleportation Module) (Prism Armor: Reduced damage from everything and has a 50% chance to reflect projectiles)
 * 4) [POWER-BOSS]  Mastiff Tremor, the Dogfather (Player clone of SnufflesTheDog)
 * 5) Sweg Dragon, the Draconic Soul  (Assi-Limit API) (Holo-Forminator API) (Heatseeker API) (Healinator API) (Immortality API) (Broken MERCY: Cannot assist their own entities, but can still directly attack other entities)
 * 6) [CALAMITY-BOSS]  Providence, the Profaned God  (Increased attack power!)
 * 7) Profaned Guardian A (Defender Guardian) 
 * 8) [CALAMITY-BOSS]  The Devourer of Gods (Final Form)  (Draconic Blades) (Summon Iron Fists to hold weapons/use abilities)
 * 9) <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px purple">The Devourer of Thots/Another Worm Boss 
 * 10) <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px purple">[CALAMITY-BOSS]  <span style="color:brown;text-shadow:0 0 1px brown, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px green">Jungle Dragon, Yharon 
 * 11) <span style="color:yellow;text-shadow:0 0 1px brown, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px orange">Bumblebirb A 
 * 12) Type: Sparky (P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Mini P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Phantom Rider Suit) (Phantom Ruby: 50% repair progress)
 * 13) [SUPERBOSS] EG-02 Egg Walker
 * 14) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-1 Death Egg Robot
 * 15) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-2 Big Arms
 * 16) [FLEET] Brevon's Fleet
 * 17) [SUPERBOSS] Lord Brevon
 * 18) Sassafras
 * 19) Tons of other random stuff
 * 20) 404 found, the Fleet Admiral
 * 21) [FLEET] Imperial Fleet
 * 22) Clone 2 (Mech)
 * 23) Sonar553, the Shadow of Darkness (Hex Shield)
 * 24) [FLEET] Patapon Airships
 * 25) Uberheroes
 * 26) Pingrek
 * 27) Tondenga
 * 28) Oohoroc
 * 29) Cannogabang
 * 30) Oiniteoderfla12 (Super-Mech)
 * 31) SnufflesTheDog (85% HP)
 * 32) Planet Cake (Layers: 1-39, 41-59) (52nd Layer: Frozen) (20th Layer: Marshmallow Trees) (40th Layer: A few houses and some trees)
 * 33) [BOSS] <span style="color:red;text-shadow:1px 1px 1px orange, 2px 2px 2px red, 3px 3px 3px black">The Energy Monarch  (Energy Depleted: 7/10)
 * 34) Strange Heart Entity
 * 35) Zombie Lava Magpies of DOOM
 * 36) Frozen Buster Bats of DOOM
 * 37) [BOSS] <span style="color:lime;text-shadow:1px 1px 1px green, 2px 2px 2px cyan">The Jelly Castle  (Layer 60)
 * 38) Jelly Knights
 * 39) Heatran Rudania Ultima Weapon
 * 40) [MLG-BOSS] Wall of Memes
 * 41) Grenburr
 * 42) Wooyari
 * 43) False Cannogabang
 * 44) Faceless Void
 * 45) Brown Eevee
 * 46) The Covenant
 * 47) Universal Monumental Galaxy Destroying Bavarium Shielded Mecha-Kraken (UMGDBSMK)
 * 48) Btd456Creeper
 * 49) Robotic Memelord
 * 50) Pizzaking161
 * 51) Planet Tekto

Sonar553

 * "@Steven a favor. Please add in your list of entities my Uberheroes: Pingrek, Tondenga, Oohoroc and Cannogabang"
 * The deed is done.
 * "Also Shenron copied my format intentionally to become a better warrior."
 * Acknowledged. His Cannogabang is now renamed to "False Cannogabang" because you already summoned Cannogabang.

Assistant of the Red Dragon (Type: Sparky)

 * "1: I use my Evilness Laser set to Surprise to shoot down the Profaned Guardian that stuns and also those annoying light beams. STUNNING IS MY TACTIC! Copydragon!"
 * Assist 1. Check.
 * "2: I counter the Swap with a Teleport Monitor. EVERYTHING IS BACK WHERE IT WAS!"
 * Assist 2. Check.
 * "3: I declare Yharon's Flarenadoes void with that meddling firebending."
 * Assist 3. Check.

The Unholy Assault (vs. Sweg Dragon)

 * "Your plot twists are meaningless, Steven. All that you have fought for will be lost in the infinite abyss!"
 * '''<span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">LOL
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">THAT'S A NICE JOKE YOU'VE GOT THERE. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">ALL THAT I'VE FOUGHT FOR... WILL BE LOST IN THE INFINITE ABYSS!?! 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">HAH! KEEP DREAMING, LESSER DRAGON!! 
 * "Immediately, I barrage Steven, and every entity he controls, with an endless burst of light pellets. These do almost no damage, but they'll continue breaking regular shields. For all of eternity."
 * Sparky's Assist 1: "I use my Evilness Laser set to Surprise to shoot down the Profaned Guardian that stuns and also those annoying light beams. STUNNING IS MY TACTIC! Copydragon!"
 * I bet what he's referring to as "those annoying light beams" is the light pellets. But it just keep coming, and they won't stop. So, I'll let it pass.
 * Regular Shields are now rendered useless, all thanks to those meddling friendliness light pellets! Talk about Cherry Tapping.
 * "Praetorian #1 opens fire on the second Profaned Guardian. However, the hydro vortex missiles are abruptly stopped by Providence herself, who grabs them using Profaned Energy Tentacles: Large, infernal tentacles made of pure, uncontrollable profaned energy and charred ore shards. She launches them straight back at the first Praetorian."
 * Praetorian 1 is awestruck and it's asking itself a question; how did she grab a tornado, of all things?
 * MASSIVE DAMAGE!! 56% HP remains!
 * "However, Praetorian #2 is able to successfully dispatch the healing Profaned Guardian, due to the Murasamas dealing MASSIVE damage at close range. 2 guardians down, one to go."
 * Alright!
 * "The remaining Profaned Guardian, the one specializing in defense, uses its incredibly thick outer shell to ram into and stun Ares."
 * Sparky's Assist 1: "I use my Evilness Laser set to Surprise to shoot down the Profaned Guardian that stuns and also those annoying light beams. STUNNING IS MY TACTIC! Copydragon!"
 * In case if that didn't work, Ares throws a Push Grenade at Profaned Guardian A (Defender Guardian). It explodes into a Gravity Wave that pushes the Defender Guardian away!
 * "While he's (Hopefully), stunned, Providence uses her Profaned Energy Tentacles to grab both Praetorians, and smash Ares in between the 2 repeatedly. She also adds in some extra Profaned Flames for extra damage. (No, Sparky, you can't firebend profaned energy.)"
 * He's not stunned, so Ares activates his Teleportation Module installed in his Future Gladiator armor! He dodges the tentacles via teleportation in order to avoid being smashed!
 * The Praetorians, however, aren't safe! MASSIVE DAMAGE!! 40% HP remains! (for both of them)
 * "Providence swiftly retracts into her shell to avoid most of the black hole's damage. Some of the crushing force still gets through and does minor damage, though."
 * Clever girl.
 * "The Devourer of Thots uses its own lasers to counter the Crusher Barriers, but it's completely defenseless against the Spheres of Destruction!"
 * YES! YES!
 * "Well, until... SWAP!"
 * "Suddenly, the Devourer of Gods and Providence swap places, and engage different entities! As she gains her power from solar energy, Providence swiftly absorbs the red-hot spheres of destruction, and uses them to increase her attack power! This also protects the Devourer of Thots in the process!"
 * Providence's attack power is increased!
 * Sparky's Assist 2: "I counter the Swap with a Teleport Monitor. EVERYTHING IS BACK WHERE IT WAS!"
 * However, Sweg has said: "In case the swap was the move Sparky chose to counter, I swap once more. Perhaps this'll go unnoticed in the heap of text."
 * Sparky's Assist 2 was countered by Sweg!
 * "Providence immediately launches massive solar flares directly at the metal menace, which, as it IS metal, should begin to slowly melt it into nothing but a pool of sadness."
 * MASSIVE DAMAGE!! 50% HP remains!
 * His Iron Fists have dissipated again!
 * "Meanwhile, the Devourer of Gods engages the God of War. The cosmic worm immediately grabs Ares in its massive jaws and attempts to grind him into pieces, while on the side, firing laser walls at the Praetorians."
 * Ares uses his Teleportation Module to teleport away at the last second!
 * The Praetorians have been destroyed!
 * "The Devourer finishes by smacking Ares away with its massive, spiked tail, before swapping back and resuming its attack on the Darkmetal Overlord."
 * Of all his segments to get hit by... 71% HP remains!
 * "The Devourer of Gods continues ramming the Darkmetal Overlord, while assaulting it with Draconic Blades."
 * Darkmetal Overlord is rekt!
 * REKT BY: The Devourer of Gods
 * The Devourer of Gods has gained the ability to summon Iron Fists! It's a giant, floating medieval gauntlet that works like Master Hand from Super Smash Bros. Their main use is to carry weapons, but they can punch or slap something as well. If they don't carry a weapon, then they'll have a random ability instead, like a Gravity Wave that pushes the affected objects away.
 * "Lastly, Yharon, having been electrocuted by the Lord of Lightning, creates fake dopplegangers of itself that ram the massive dragon from all sides! As these aren't actually Yharon, the real dragon takes no damage from the direct contact."
 * He no longer has Electrified Scales, but anyway, 152% HP remains! He's really tough. Try to aim for the weak spot.
 * "Finally, Yharon uses its Flarenadoes to continue striking away at the chains."
 * Sparky's Assist 3: "I declare Yharon's Flarenadoes void with that meddling firebending."
 * But Sweg has said: "I'm declaring Sparky's firebending abilities Null and Void on Yharon, as basically all of his attacks are fire-based."
 * Either way, I'll let this pass.
 * Some chains have been destroyed!
 * "2 Mini-Birb swarms also barrage the chains, as that's how many birbs died this turn from the Electric Spheres."
 * More chains have been destroyed!
 * "The single remaining Big Birb also rams into the chains."
 * The last chain has been destroyed! Weak spot revealed!
 * "If the weak spot's been revealed, Yharon fires a Touhou Spiral of massive flame orbs at its head. If not, it continues firing at the chains."
 * The Prism Armor has reflected most of them, but one, which hits the weak spot! MASSIVE DAMAGE!! 112% HP remains! (Considering that Mario defeated him by ground-pounding the weak spot 3 times, it's safe to assume that even a basic attack will still deal large damage against him).
 * The Prism Armor has reflected most of them, but one, which hits the weak spot! MASSIVE DAMAGE!! 112% HP remains! (Considering that Mario defeated him by ground-pounding the weak spot 3 times, it's safe to assume that even a basic attack will still deal large damage against him).

Unholy Insurgency (Mastiff Tremor vs. Providence)

 * I pull out a Player Card of SnufflesTheDog. It's a card containing the data about a certain RFF player, or a Wikia user in general.
 * I use my monocle to scan it, and then I put it on the Power Gem.
 * The Power Gem resonates with raw power...
 * The card slowly transforms into another entity.
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px crimson">Mastiff Tremor, the Dogfather, has awoken! 
 * The leader of Cani Feroci, an organized crime group that's composed of fierce dogs. He ruled the Canis Major constellation from behind the curtains, secretly manipulating the leaders via intimidation. He is chosen to be one of the Elemental Lords, and he's the Lord of the Ground-type.
 * He looks like this, except his clothes are brown instead of pink.
 * Being based on Aicama Zorba, the heaviest and the longest dog in the world, he is absolutely massive.
 * His name was going to be this, but then I found out that the first name's definition is an offensive slur other than "a dog of no definable type or breed." (I'm sorry that I didn't know that earlier, because I'm not a native English speaker).''
 * Mastiff's main power is Gura Gura no Mi: The power to create EARTHQUAKES, and such, he has the strength of an earthquake itself. Other than that, he may or may not have some weapons and abilities that are imitated from Snuffles, due to being a Player Clone.
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px crimson">Mastiff  punches the air, causing a 'skyquake' that causes Providence's shell to crack with the force of an earthquake!

Universal Collapse (Ares, the God of War vs. The Devourer of Gods)

 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px crimson">Ares  bombs The Devourer of Gods' head with a Black Hole Bomb.

Infernal Catharsis (The Lord of Lightning vs. Jungle Dragon, Yharon)

 * <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px indigo, 1px 1px 1px indigo">The Lord of Lightning  uses Gigavolt Havoc against Yharon. The user hits the target with a powerful electric current collected by its Z-Power.