Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27790518-20161021022500/@comment-27121914-20161022030530

404 found: to troll you guys, I teleport all of us into a very complex quaternary star system (4 stars) named Alpha Centauri 1,2,3,and the Sun respectively. all the players are teleported randomly to Mars, Moon, or Earth. Yog is teleported to Venus. I then take all the zombies in CR Wiki RFF (about 20 billion) and teleport them all to Mars, Moon, and Earth. enjoy being distracted by zombies.


 * I just set all the zombies on fire using my reality-warping powers.
 * Yoggy could've eaten Venus, but...

Alpha654: I take Wario by the neck and absorb his soul. Wario is defeated on the spot. I then fire the Black Hole Cannon at the zombies. Lastly, I teleport to Venus and kick Yog-Sothoth off of it, teleporting him back to where he was.


 * You broke Wario's neck and then absorbed his soul.
 * Wario is REKT!! 
 * REKT BY: Alpha654 
 * To ensure that the zombies dead, you fired a black hole to completely annihilate them.
 * The black hole is basically a hot zombie magnet.
 * Overkill much?
 * Fortunately, you made the black hole to not accidentally pull the planets and the stars into it.
 * Yoggy is kicked really hard that he went back to the Supervoid!
 * He's severely hurt, but he only need a day to recover. But fortunately, he can't crack open dimensional rift when he's in the void. He needs to exploit other rifts to begin destroying the multiverse.
 * This will take care of him, for now.

Scientedfic: I escape the timeline and 5 more before settling in another one. There, the All-any Sword and the All-any Shield turn into the Galaxy Blaster and the Fantasy Shield, respectively. I blast the galaxy everyone is in.


 * Those could've destroyed the galaxy, but...

Alpha654: I hold the galaxy together, and toss Scientedfic to Yog-Sothoth.


 * You threw Ted to the Supervoid so hard that he appears like a meteor travelling faster than light.
 * There, Yog-Sothoth absorbs Ted's soul, and fully recovers!
 * But again, he still needs to exploit rifts in order to travel to other galaxies, not crack open one since he can't do it when he's in the void.


 * I'll wait for more posts...