Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27790518-20171027215634/@comment-27080660-20171108174232

Attack --> Wall of Text --> Every weapon I have 'Beautiful. '

'Steven's assist slave has arrived. '

'Now I can enjoy tearing you BOTH to bloody pieces! '

Type:Sparky

 * ...You'll never learn, will you?
 * I immediately modify my API by melting it.
 * Confused?
 * ...It's SCIENCE TIME!
 * See, when crystals melt, they can turn into an oxyhydrogen carbon of sorts, which acts as a new material.
 * So now instead of Assi-Limit Crystals, I have Assi-Limit Carbons!
 * Who knew taking AP Chemistry would actually come in handy?
 * That takes care of that...
 * But NO... I'm sure you'll declare this null and void because it's now how you wanted me to do it...
 * So instead, I'll just warp the Phantom Ruby into my hand using portal magic, and smash it using everything I have!
 * If that doesn't work, I'll just warp it to another dimension.
 * Well, that's that!

Steven/TimewornKaiju

 * Well, let's see.
 * Darkceus begins by attempting to engulf Providence  in a massive water tornado. And he would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling Profaned Guardians she target-summons!
 * The Profaned Guardians  smash against Darkceus, while blocking the tornado.
 * The 3 types of Guardians:
 * One specializes in attack.
 * One specializes in defense.
 * And the final one specializes in healing.
 * With the threat of the tornado gone, Providence  slashes Darkceus with her wings, incinerating the beast in profaned flames.
 * Darkmetal Sonic fires a bunch of OP weapons against the Devourer of Gods.  However, it, too, is stopped by a new force, ramming it from behind!
 * "Don't get cocky, kid!"
 * Another Worm Boss, AKA the Devourer of Thots, has awoken! 
 * Yes, each super-entity will summon their respective minions for the fight. They'll be quite easy to take down compared to the main bosses, though. 
 * Immediately, the Devourer of Gods  summons large Laser Walls on all sides of Darkmetal Sonic, before smashing into it with his head.
 * And, following the pattern, you probably know what's next.
 * The Lord of Lightning attempts to hit Yharon  with lightning and Subsuming Vortexes. Yharon's  far too fast to get hit by the lightning, but the vortex blades catch up and deal some damage.
 * Suddenly, a swarm of 5 Bumblebirbs ram into the Lord of Lightning's head chains at ludicrous speed! With the weak point hopefully being exposed, Yharon  rams directly into the exposed weak spot, while barraging it with flames.
 * Steven's direct attacks do no damage to me, but it seems you knew that.
 * I'm not gonna bother posting any direct attacks, as nobody can actually die. (Except me, because it's a raid and I want to eventually have you guys win.)