Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20170716172957/@comment-27121914-20170719101827


 * Sorry to keep you waiting!

Counteractions

 * Type: Sparky:
 * "Before ANY of that can happen... I blast all Pokemon with the Stasis function on the Evilness Laser. But after that... EVILNESS LASER BATTERY AT 1% PLEASE WAIT FOR THE PRINCESS TO SCREAM MORE"
 * ...lol. I love the sound of the princess screaming, but I won't be providing you any of her screams, mortal!
 * Those Legendary Pokemon are unable to act for this post!
 * "METTATON STOP IT!!!!!"
 * [in Mettaton's voice] NO.
 * Btd456Creeper:
 * "I return as Dark Side, the giant dark flying atom-manipulating octopus with an ice shield and extra tentacles."
 * k. Battle engaged!
 * "PhoenixShadowHeart15751's Flame Burst attack melted the ice shield, though. Why did I think that was a good idea?"
 * WHAT!?! HOW DID THAT LITTLE BIRDIE MELT SUPPOSEDLY UNMELTING ICE!?!
 * "Waldoes grab everyone aside from me, Shade, and anyone who stopped playing and molecularly bond them all to each other."
 * Basically, everyone who's still playing? Acknowledged.
 * BOND WITH ME JIMMY.
 * Actually, don't.
 * I slam every bonded players at the ground, those who are incorporeal or something similar are unaffected. Said action also unbounds me from other bonded players.
 * Pizzaking161: "i notice i walked in a middle of a fight and i start to prepare"
 * Do you want bombs? Because that's how you get bombs.
 * 404 found: "(drops grenade on a random user)"
 * Type: Sparky: "(throws grenade to another random user)"
 * SnufflesTheDog: "After a respawn (To get rid of the shadow infection), I notice the grenade heading towards me, so I catch it and throw it down one of the various pits in the Sky Jungle. It happens to land on another user."
 * Type: Sparky: "(lol pass the grenade)"
 * No, thanks.
 * I teleport the grenade to somewhere else, then it explode without harming any player.
 * SuperSpyChase: "I run towards Zerach Maxor and then summon myself an Absorb Barrier. I run THROUGH him, making him eventually absorbed by the barrier."
 * I got absorbed by the Absorb Barrier.
 * And then...! The barrier breaks!
 * I got released from the barrier, unconscious.
 * SuperSpyChase's clone and Alpha654's clone split from Zerach Maxar, unconscious as well.
 * ...and then they wake up along with Zerach as well.
 * With all clones (except my clone) split from Zerach, he's not Zerach anymore.
 * I fuse with my clone, reverting back to my original form, but I still have complete control over the awakened clones.
 * I am now TimewornKaiju once more, but I'm not gonna become the Red Dragon (my true form), as of now.
 * The entities that split from a clone are: A white, humanoid robot with an Alpha letter embedded on his chest. And a shapeshifting shadow that can take any form it likes.
 * Alpha654's clone (white text) and SuperSpyChase's clone (black text) get to speak:
 * Greetings, everyone. 
 * I'm the constructor. I build things. I am the one who constructed this entire universe by creating matter out of thin air. 
 * The very planet that you live on? I built it. 
 * But now, I have decided that Earth was a mistake. 
 * Its inhabitants fought each other violently. So I am gonna fight you guys violently as well! 
 * ...by building stuff to destroy you! 
 * HELLO, MEATBAGS. 
 * I AM A SHADOW. THE SHADOW OF AN IMPENDING DOOM. 
 * THE IMPENDING DOOM IS AN INCARNATION OF DESTRUCTION. 
 * I AM THE SHADOW OF THE INCARNATE. 
 * YOUR FATE HAS BEEN CHOSEN. 
 * The Constructor has awoken!
 * The Shadow of the Incarnate has awoken!

Infiltrating the Flagship
Well, this escalated quickly.
 * 404 found:
 * "said clone flies into a wall (punch) but disintegrates into it. he then appears behind the troopers as a shadow, and guns them down with the CM-501 on silenced mode. he then use his shadow ability to move through a few corridors and then returns to disguise, heading for the nearest elevator."
 * The Martian Troopers are killed!
 * Your clone heads for the nearest elevator. Only the Kerbal Kommander knows who you are.
 * "an elite Black Ops unit is teleported into the same area as the clone, with shadow abilities but much weaker."
 * But, that Black Ops unit didn't disguise as a crew member!
 * An Andromedon engaged the Black Ops unit in battle!
 * Andromedon shoots the elite Black Ops unit with its cannon.
 * "several sabotage teams enter the SIS Conqueror, and places explosive charges in critical components (e.g. life support, engines, power, etc.). they then take out their weapons, because they are also Shock Troopers. the bombs go off and they start firing away, causing as much chaos as possible."
 * So, this has essentially become FTL: Faster Than Light, where damaging ship components is one of the core parts of the game.
 * The Life Support bomb was quickly teleported out by a Jovian Adversary!
 * Bestiary Entry 02: Jovian: An alien race originating from Jupiter. They are purple, gaseous beings capable of teleporting objects, shooting fireballs, and spewing poison gas.
 * Jovian Adversary spews out poison gas that can bypass the Shock Troopers' armors and gas masks by going through the gaps between armor pieces, even the gaps that are just one atom wide.
 * ALERT! ENGINES DAMAGED!!
 * SIS Conqueror's Levitation System is not in the same room as the engines, and this is what keeps the ship from crashing into Earth.
 * Oh, wait.
 * An Enceladean Juggernaut teleported the Levitation System bomb to an empty void!
 * Bestiary Entry 03: Enceladean.
 * An alien race originating from Enceladus, one of Saturn's moons. They are sea dragons whose skin is literally made of titanium. They are capable of space bending, creating and manipulating water, and cutting diamond with their retractable claws. They can also shapeshift into a humanoid form they are comfortable with.
 * A nanite swarm was deployed by a Nanite Carrier to fix the engines!
 * Bestiary Entry 04: Nanite Carrier.
 * Hovering, medium-sized spheres that quickly builds and releases a large amount of repair nanites to repair the damaged components of a ship.
 * A Saturnian Shieldbearer projects an energy shield to protect the Nanite Carrier, and then he uses Force Choke to kills some Shock Troopers.
 * Bestiary Entry 05: Saturnian.
 * An alien race originating from Saturn. They are blue, gaseous beings capable of creating energy shields, launching gravity waves, and using Force powers.
 * A Neptunian Cryomancer freezes the bomb and then throws it back at the Shock Troopers before the Power Core gets sabotaged!
 * Bestiary Entry 06: Neptunian.
 * An alien race originating from Neptune. They are a race of blue, levitating jellyfish capable of telekinesis, freezing objects, surviving absolute zero temperature, shattering and are immune to poisonous gas.
 * Neptunian Cryomancer summons an Ice Shield to protect the Power Core.
 * Neptunian Cryomancer shoots freeze rays at the attacking Shock Troopers, and then shatters them like they were ice sculptures.
 * "my clone keeps on sneaking away."
 * Your clone enters the elevator, that not only travels up and down, but also left, right, forward, and backwards. Where do you want to go?
 * Life Support room. This is where oxygen in this ship are maintained, and where medical supplies are stored.
 * Engine Room. This is where the engines are maintained and operated.
 * Power Core. The ship is powered by a reactor which generates as much power as Sol.
 * Levitation System. This system keeps the ship from crashing into the planet it's orbiting.
 * Other destinations. Please specify, use your imagination. There's always that room in this enormous ship.
 * Meanwhile, the Kerbal Kommander is tracking your clone's presence and will be waiting at your destination.
 * "use pure death. it is most effective as proven by SCP testings. I release SCP-682,SCP-076, SCP-173, and SCP-3000 into the SIS Conqueror, along with a dozen digital SCPs. overkill mode: ON"
 * An airlock opens, in order to jettison SCP-682 out of the ship.
 * A Venusian Incinerator breathes Hellfire at SCP-076-2, temporarily incinerating him to ashes!
 * Bestiary Entry 07: Venusian
 * An alien race originating from Venus. They are infernal dragons who can create and manipulate Hellfire, which can't be extinguished by water, and can burn something that's supposed to be fireproof or made of fire. They can shapeshift into a humanoid form they are comfortable with.
 * Then SCP-076-1 is thrown out the airlock in order to prevent SCP-076-2 from returning to this ship.
 * A Beholder is watching SCP-173 with an unblinking eye, preventing it from moving! (If someone is always looking, it won't move, but if nobody is seeing it just for a split second, it will move).
 * ALERT!! HIGHLY DANGEROUS ENTITY DETECTED!!
 * The Kerbal Kommander responds without saying a word by teleporting SCP-3000 into the Prison Dimension.
 * Malwarebytes Anti-Malware v1000.0 detected 12 SCP-class malware, then proceeds to quarantine them before removing them from SIS Conqueror's supercomputer.
 * "the Imperial Fleet jumps away, except for a modified X-34 which strafes the SIS Conqueror to distract it."
 * > ALERT. SUPER FIGHTER DETECTED.
 * > DEPLOYING IMPLACABLE FIGHTERS IN 3... 2... 1...
 * > 5 ZEPHYR FIGHTERS HAVE BEEN DEPLOYED.
 * The Zephyr fighters include: Zeph-1 Mayhem, Zeph-2 Ripley, Zeph-3 Huntress, Zeph-4 Gemini, and Zeph-5 Nero.
 * They start by using their signature attacks.
 * Zeph-1 Mayhem unleashes a massive Hunter Missile swarm at X-34. The missiles are now much smaller, but more powerful as well. The missiles come from all directions: Up, right, left, right, above, under, or even diagonally.
 * Zeph-2 Ripley uses its Drill Engine to rapidly spins itself, drilling through X-34's shields.
 * Zeph-3 Huntress creates a Giga Cannon and then fires a Giga Bullet at X-34 from a long range.
 * Zeph-4 Gemini creates an energy clone of itself. Then both Gemini's circles around X-34 while shooting lasers at it.
 * Zeph-5 Nero shoots a Homing Star at X-34.
 * Homing Star: A miniature sun that follows its target, and will only explodes until it hits the intended target. Anything that gets in its way will get incinerated by this mini-sun, unless that thing is strong enough to subdue it.
 * Type: Sparky: "I lend 404 half of the Sparky Army (5000 Sparkies, rounded up)."
 * Acknowledged. My body is ready.

Attacks

 * Note: I am no longer Zerach Maxar, for I am TimewornKaiju once again.
 * You know what? I don't like using that guy. [snaps fingers]
 * The Metal Enslaver is rekt!
 * REKT BY: TimewornKaiju's Detonation.
 * Detonation: Makes one of my own entities explode, no matter how tough it is. Can only be used against my own entities as an indirect form of self-destruction.
 * The Metal Enslaver's Pokemon have vanished from existence!
 * The Constructor  materializes 3 asteroids, and then flings them at several players.
 * Asteroid 1 hits Btd456Creeper, who is currently Dark Side 
 * Asteroid 2 hits Pizzaking161, who just foolishly walked into the battlefield.
 * I really like your clone; he's a really useful subordinate of mine. 
 * Asteroid 3 hits Snuffles, who is possessed by Chara, an Agent of the Conflict. Also, I don't want to begin destroying reality, as of now.
 * Shadow of the Incarnate  creates several Crusher Barriers around Type: Sparky, and then quickly crushes him with it. (These Crusher Barriers have holes, and they work just like this).


 * Awakened clones: <span style="color:white;text-shadow:0 0 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px blue">Alpha654; the Constructor , <span style="color:green;text-shadow:0 0 1px white, 1px 1px 1px silver, 1px 1px 1px silver">Pizzaking161; the Kerbal Kommander , <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px purple">SuperSpyChase; Shadow of the Incarnate.