Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20180523015504/@comment-26877467-20180605192204

I surround the area, preventing you from leaving. I wait for you to starve or dehydrate.

I prepare an obstacle course:


 * First you must overcome the 200 flights of stairs.


 * Next you must bypass the massive pile of alan wrenches.


 * Thirdly, there is a cup stacking contest you must win. The opponents are the current world record holders.


 * Lastly, you must navigate from one end of an airport to the other without using any of the escalators or the moving walkways.