Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27049198-20151028151936/@comment-26317392-20151103052606

I still have my permanent powers, more powerful than anybody else's. I use my mind control to get myself out of the black hole I am in. I then send everybody else in it, and then destroy every atom in the entire universe, every galaxy, planet, in fact, everything, besides me and the turnip. Nobody can resurrect and revive themselves, as I have also taken the powers and destroy them. I use mind control to bring the turnip to me. I use poisoning powers to inject venom that kills anyone other than me. The venom cannot be removed in any way. I use flames from hell to set the turnip on fire. Again, the fire cannot be put out and I am the only person who can touch the turnip. There is nothing other than me and the turnip left.

So I have the turnip.