Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28122105-20160605141647/@comment-26415679-20160606212758

@Pixelator - ugh. Fiiiiiiiiiine.

Current obstacles: Dragon, turrets, invisible wall, roof defenses?

I get the dragon's attention, then dodge its attacks. The dragon tears a hole in the house, and the noise attracts the turrets to aim at the hole. I've taken cover behind the intact portion of the wall, so the bullets hit the dragon instead, seriously wounding it. I shoot the turrets to take them out, then make myself invisible too.

I stop to think: Okay, but what if my neighbour decided to use heat-seeking rockets? With this in mind, I cover my body with invisible bags of frozen food, still cold, of course.

I look back at the dragon, then kill it with my pistol, just in case.

Now, I open my backpack, which is full of golfballs. I chuck them all in, setting off any explosives or pressure-plated booby traps.

I walk into the kitchen, and feel for the invisible wall. I climb over and take the cereal.

No. I will not jinx this, thank you very much. I know you'll use my words against me, m8.''