Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25008602-20170412203139/@comment-27080660-20170413224713


 * Hello, is this tech support?

>Yes, hi, this is Tech Support, how can I help you?


 * I just bought this new computer...

>Uh huh?


 * And I can't get it to start.

>Ok, could you explain the issue?


 * Alright, so I pressed the Power Button, to turn the computer on...

>Uh huh...


 * Then it asks me to press any key to continue.

>Yes...?


 * Well, I can't find the "Any" key.

>...


 * I've searched the entire keyboard...

...

...

>Sir, we're extremely busy today...