Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20181109115323/@comment-27121914-20181109151446


 * I spawn as my female form, Alexis.
 * In this form, I teleport to the Terrarian just to kiss them.
 * And then I switch back to my male form.
 * I pull out my mechanical hammer, named Ordeal of the Masked King. The hammer's face opens, and out of it comes a barrage of missiles aimed at the Terrarian.
 * Afterwards, the Ordeal's peen (a part of the hammer) opens up to reveal a jet engine. I use the Ordeal's jet engine to smash the Terrarian with this hammer at a great speed, with great force. Did I mention that it's made of a material more resilient than diamond?
 * The hammer's face opens again, but this time, it fires a heat laser at the Terrarian.
 * Then, I throw Zote at the Terrarian for no reason.


 * So yeah this is my "grand return" to RFF. Pretty lame, huh? Well, you may blame school for this.