Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27790518-20171027215634/@comment-29191679-20171105172614

Sonar553

 * Still protecting King Cyberbully here?


 * Since the first attack is ignored, Pink Sheep suffers from fall damage.


 * Fishtopus jettisons any of the tentacles that touched the Absorb Barrier.


 * Immediately after, Fishtopus unleashes a massive jet of water at the Absorb Barrier, hoping to overload it.


 * You asked, so I'll explain: I don't roll the dice, I call RNG.


 * Anyway, you said your gun has infinite ammo? Well, if it doesn't magically create bullets from nothing, I'm afraid your gun is actually a black hole. Good game.


 * Just in case it isn't, I have Headolodon tank all the shots.


 * After trying to squeeze me, you find yourself pierced by the X Blade. I walk out of the hole that was created. (Rolled a 4)


 * I teleport away from you after you teleport into me, rolling a 4 and successfully escaping.


 * I do that again, rolling a 4 and successfully escaping. I begin to wonder why you didn't listen to the facts.


 * I do that again, rolling a 2 and failing to escape in time. I decide to curse you to make you stop spamming the attack, while I use the X Star to partially heal me.


 * The X Star's regeneration ability is cooling down... (Turns left: 3)


 * Curse inflicted! However, it's a bit weaker than the usual 33%. Your next three attacks now have a 25% chance of failure. (Rolled a 6)


 * The curse stops your next attack. I come up with another plan to stop you from spamming the attack.


 * I teleport away again, rolling a 3 and successfully escaping. Having previously teleported inside Headolodon 's jaws, the giant ball of shark heads bites down on you.


 * I do that again, rolling a 3 and successfully escaping. This time, Fishtopus has you trapped in its tentacles.


 * The curse has run out!


 * And for your last attack... I levitate Pink Sheep in front of the Sound Waves.


 * Not so sure about those now, huh? You don't want to hurt your allies, do you?


 * And those are all the counteractions for now. And for my attacks? I know exactly how to bypass the barriers, but I don't have any ideas right now.


 * Guess that's all for now.