Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28734106-20170107013557/@comment-7395353-20170115012352

I buy an axe, and chop down a relatively small tree. It's my giant stick now.

I grab the Crystal of Crystally Things and run. Wait, actually, running is hard because I'm carrying a tree.

I grab the Crystal of Crystally Things and walk with my tree dragging behind me.