Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20160623121200/@comment-27121914-20160625025637

 Benevolent Genie:  Here's a delicious pizza.

 Literal Genie:  Here's a leftover pizza.

 Troll Genie:  I'm sorry. But... the pizza you just ate is poisoned. [trollface]

I wish to have a friend from Hell.