Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26336673-20171104170921/@comment-27121914-20171105123626

!! NEW PLAYER APPROACHING !!

 * After Snuffles has been dumped into the desert, a mysterious voice speaks to him.
 * <???> G R E E T I N G S . 
 *  Who are you? Identify yourself!
 * <???> Isn't it obvious? Look at the username of the person who posted this post. 
 * <???> That aside, aren't you familiar with this lovely, red-colored text of mine? 
 * <???> My name is... 

The Red Dragon 

TimewornKaiju 

(cue edgy music)

An offer you can't refuse

 * TimewornKaiju appears in front of Snuffles.
 *  I... I-Impossible! I thought you aren't gonna be here!
 *  Surprised? I've been watching this game since Round 6, and I've been waiting for me to get enough time and a perfect chance to join this roleplay. 
 *  In a time of desperation, one must do anything to survive and accept their fate, no matter how risky it is. 
 *  Now that you've lost your power source, my offer is... 
 * <timewornKaiju> DO YOU WANT TO BECOME POWERFUL AGAIN? 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><timewornKaiju> If you accept, I'll immediately transform you into a form that you haven't accessed yet;  <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px orange">Hellhound Snuffles. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><timewornKaiju> In this form, you'll become incredibly powerful, and you'll have powerful control of Fire and Dark. Aside from that, you'll have greatly enhanced strength, speed, and other stats, and maybe some more perks that you may choose to have in this form. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><timewornKaiju> However, if you feel like turning back to your normal form, then you can't do that until you get that Elemental Surge of yours back. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><timewornKaiju> If you want that power, then there's one side effect: 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><timewornKaiju> When entering combat in this form, your Hellhound form's fierce behavior will overtake your original behavior, and such, there's a chance that you're forced by a mysterious force to attack your allies against your control. 
 * (P.S. That "mysterious force" that I mentioned is totally not me, I swear!)
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><timewornKaiju> ...What? Expected something else? Because the classic "selling your soul to the Devil" trick obviously doesn't work anymore. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><timewornKaiju> So, I've decided to trade immense power...  that comes with great insanity.
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><timewornKaiju> Again, do you accept? 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><timewornKaiju> If you refuse, then I'll... you guessed it. 
 * TimewornKaiju summons a red dragon skull known as a Destruction Blaster, which is a variation of Gaster Blasters. It's facing Snuffles, ready to annihilate him with a Crimson Superlaser shall he refuse, which will disintegrate anything that stands in the laser's way for too long.
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><timewornKaiju> Either way, I have some business to do. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><timewornKaiju> Say "yes" if you accept, and then you'll be instantly transformed into Hellhound Snuffles, and that red dragon skull will disappear. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><timewornKaiju> Say "no" if you refuse, and then you'll remain powerless while that red skull over there will immediately fire a disintegration laser at you. However, it'll only fire once before vanishing into thin air. 
 * And then I teleport away.

The Second Key (Dialogue with the Demon Guardian)

 * TimewornKaiju suddenly appears right in front of the Demon Guardian and the two Captors.
 * <Demon Guardian> So, you're a new player, I see... did you come here to stop ME from destroying this univer-
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><timewornKaiju> Stop you... from doing that spectacular action!?! DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!!  HAHAHAHA!
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><timewornKaiju> 1. We've found one of the many ways to destroy a universe. 2. We share the same goal. 3. DON'T UNDERESTIMATE ME, MORTAL!! 
 * <Demon Guardian> WHO ARE YOU CALLING MORTAL!?!
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><timewornKaiju> Well, you did flip off a godlike being, after all. And you did it first. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><timewornKaiju> Anyway, LISTEN: I'll pinpoint the locations of the second key and the third key for you once I know what are those objects. And I already know the location of The Cataclysm Machine itself, but I'm not telling you about it until you do find all 3 keys. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><timewornKaiju> However, you'll have to do all of the dirty work, because if I do the tasks myself, it'll be too easy for me because my power is just too much that it makes most fights that involve me boring. 
 * <Demon Guardian> Wow. Look at how arrogant you are.
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><timewornKaiju> YOU'VE NEVER WITNESSED THE TRUE POWER OF THE RED DRAGON, DON'T YOU!?! 
 * <Demon Guardian> The Red Dragon? Never heard about that lizard.
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><timewornKaiju> [death stare] 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><timewornKaiju> Anyway, the Second Key is... coming soon. 
 * <Demon Guardian> ...What do you mean?
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><timewornKaiju> It depends on the other players' decisions.  Because one of the rules says "Making plot twists from other people is UNACCEPTABLE", so I'm not allowed to say it belongs to one of the other players, sorry.
 * <Demon Guardian> [groans] FINE! We'll play the waiting game until we know about the Second Key, then. How nice of you to make us bored.
 * <Demon Guardian> Can you not boss me around please, Mr. Red Guy.