Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-30759860-20170102151933/@comment-28122105-20170103220549

The Neon Ninja does not burn. Also,

Airtoum wrote in RFF #1: Flying faster than light would time dilate you backwards through time, and not only incinerate everything in the universe in less than an instant, but also will make your mass greater than infinite, causing a black hole that will in less than in instant destroy the entire universe that you just incinerated.

The Neon Ninja does not care about physics. He freezes time, punches Alpha 4,201,337,069 times, then resumes time.

I then shoot cereal at absolutely everything, and then summon robots, AGAIN.