Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27049198-20151028151936/@comment-28741271-20151101045517

Since the universe got destroyed by Zpmzpm, that turnip was destroyed because it's a fake turnip. The real turnip can't be destroyed.

Using the power of determination, I came back to life at the present time. Then I found the real turnip drifting in space! Unfortunately, Zpmzpm was only 10 meters away! But before he can use its power to make him the god of the universe, I fire lightspeed missiles at him! Then I use my lightspeed jetpack to reach it.

I HAVE THE TURNIP!

'''With my new powers, I AM THE GOD OF THE UNIVERSE! Nobody can defeat me now! '''

*EVIL LAUGH*