Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28301859-20170101024253/@comment-32103317-20170105204401

You didn't say "MY TURNIP", which means SummerSolsta still has it.

I command my entire army to search each individual planet, and when one of the soldiers finds it, I give him a raise, then, I use my lock pick and open the safe, and I steal it.

I then lock myself and the turnip in an invincible safe that is teleport-proof (you can't teleport inside) and the safe only can be unlocked by scanning my fingerprint, my blood sample, DNA, retinas, and voice.

MY TURNIP!!!