Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26869370-20160803152521/@comment-28835272-20160804021510

Alpha654 is frozen in Space and Time! And only a warrior of either of those aspects may free him!

I then summon the "Pew Pew Train" which runs on self-generated rails and it fires a Ballista Bolt at Alpha654. Then it runs him over.

have I ever mentioned I like Ballistae, Trains, Homestuck, Clash Royale and ice?