Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26073440-20180521152813/@comment-32329928-20180529231248

Type: Sparky wrote: I attempt to confuse everyone here.

Me: What we gonna do toda-

Also Me: IT ISN'T TODAY MEATWAD; ITS THE FIRST DAY OF ETERNITY! BECAUSE I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'M vulgarity IMMORTAL!

Me: Wow! Thassabigdeal!

Also Me: Yeah

Me: Question: Am I immortal?

Also Me: I hope not. But, you could be! Y'know, he loves the poor and the gross and the slimy and the useless! And look achya! You're all those things!

Me: Who you talkin' 'bout? Who luv me?

Also Me: The guy in here, man.. Points to heart And the guy in here. Points to a book T H E B I B L E

Me: Its says "bibbl"-

Also Me: YOU DARE QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY J I M M Y!?

Me: N-No! I would nev-

Me: YOU BETTER PRAY TO JIMMY RIGHT vulgarity NOW!

Pray

A friend: What y'all doin'?

Also Me: Uhh, we're looking for a booger he dropped because I told him we don't put boogers on the floor and we need to put it on the tabl-

Me: Hey man, wanna be immortal?

Also Me: HE'S NOT CHOSEN! Jimmy don't want any french fries in his posse!

A friend: Reads cover of book This is spelled "Bibble" man.

Also Me: OH! SO YOU'RE READIN' NOW!? Z U C C I T

Me: Why can't he be immortal?

Also Me: He'll never enter the kingdom with us!

Me: What kingdom?

Also Me: Kingdom... Of... Kong.. It's in the book.

A friend: The Bibble, Jimmy, and Kingdom Kong.

Also Me: ITS UP IN THE CLOUDS WITH LAND- Gets kicked out along with Me Eevee tries to get confused, it does not work