Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28301859-20170101024253/@comment-27121914-20170101113226

Stealin' da turnip

 * I summon a trash can and then point at it.
 * That's the trash can!
 * Feel free to visit it any time!
 * I throw Cyan into the trash can along with his knife, using telekinesis.
 * Then I take the turnip from him and then clean it.

Protectin' da turnip

 * Afterwards, I teleport the turnip to R'lyeh, located in the southern Pacific Ocean.
 * Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. 
 * (In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.) 

'''MY TURNIP! '''