Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20180609055236/@comment-26073440-20180610142453

I surround the world in a bomb shelter, preventing anything from being nuked.

I return from Switzerland.

''NEW WEAPON! '' Giant Swiss Army Knife. Description: Without being opened, it is already 4 feet long. It has a blade, chainsaw, can opener, spring, corkscrew, pliers, needle, and rivet gun. It's very dangerous, indeed. I un bombshelterize the world and slice The Winner with a chainsaw.

''My power is to travel to countries and take their weapons for the battle. ''

''And other stuff. ''

I put BTD in a pan and make... H a r d b o i l e d  b t d 4 5 6 c r e e p e r !