Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29106585-20151212100753/@comment-29106585-20151213101944

And since no one is reading the advert I took 1 whole hour (divided by 60) to make, I'm just gonna paste it here.

McRising's Advert! \o/

Yes! Your local, friendly user now provides burgers anytime, anywhere! Simply leave a message in the neighboring Message Wall to place your order.

Beef patties are 100% beef. Trust me.

Our chef provides a wide range of ingredients to choose from and will cater to any of your additional needs.

''"It literally melts in my mouth." - IceKane''

"I WUN DAT" - Rrobertus02

''"The best ever in town!" - RisingFire2654 (no relation)''

SPECIAL! Admin Sundaes, just come out! Exciting range of flavors include Hackey, Nusdan, Primetime and Shuddles.

(It's delicious. I'll need you to trust me again.)

What our respectable administrators have to say regarding this new product:

''"What have you brought us here for?!" - Hackey5''

''"I don't want to die!" - Nusdan''

''"We're on the menu! AHHHH!!" - 3primetime3''

''"Spare me! I have a family!" - Shuddervolt''

(I'm not selling this well, am I?)

Here's a promo code: Enter Adminsundae in this thread for your first Admin Sundae ABSOLUTELY FREE!

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<p style="font-weight:normal;font-family:'TrebuchetMS',Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">DISCLAIMER: This advert is merely for comedy. I do not have any plans to take over McDonalds', and no admins were harmed in the making of this advert. Also, none of the users here have actually stated any of the quotations here above...besides Rrobertus02.