Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28390914-20180109214948

I'm back *jazz hands*

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Anyway... new game! So, rules are simple. You are like "What if I _______?". The below user has to react to that like "I would _______" example:

Me21943: What if I ate your pizza

NotMe0374: I would smack you and take it back.

NotMe0374: What if I nuked your hometown?

Me21943: I would die.

Easy, right?

Ok, rules:

1. No swearing

2. follow these rules

3. No sexual content.

4. Politics is allowed (or this game would slowly get boring).

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Alright, lets start!

What if I cut a tree down and it landed on your house? 