Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28014246-20180519094224/@comment-25406802-20180519154524

Let's see. To my right is my mouse on top of the Shakespeare novel Twelfth Night. What's also to the right of me is... my shelf.

I know what to do.

I shall bait the intruder to being underneath the shelf by laying out my components of the mouse on the floor like a trail so they would follow, and once they are underneath, I appear from nowhere and send the shelf toppling over them.