Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28301859-20170101024253/@comment-27121914-20170101043756

MarshallSarlie: kek you didnt said the rice cooker is indestructable


 * Exactly. I must make at least one weakness of a container. Or make at least one flaw of an action.
 * Otherwise, my post might become a thread killer. Like I did with the original one.


 * Anyway...
 * Solsta didn't say how he stole the turnip!
 * So it's still Marshall's.
 * ...until now!
 * I materialize a TopkekTM.
 * Marshall can sense the Topkek from 93 billion light years across the universe!
 * So he teleported back to Earth, but he accidentally brought the turnip with him!
 * Then I skip time by 0.1 seconds, and punches Marshall so hard he flew to the Moon! (But he still survives due to the no killing rule).

'''MY TURNIP!!! '''