Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25358024-20151130174123/@comment-26317392-20151201043205

My head starts to bleed. I suck the blood because it tastes nice. It does not much damage to me.

I drink the Mountain Dew that is launched at me and I eat the fireballs as well. I then breathe Dew fire onto you.

I find a log exactly the same as the one I had before. I smash RisingFire with it until he is battered and near-dead. I then take everything out of the vending machine and eat the snacks. This makes the machine lighter. I push the vending machine over and treat it like a jumping castle, by jumping on it.