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Something tells me it's an Old Classics painting from the 17th century.

This box is constructed out of a dense metal, and is covered on the outside with a white material vaguely resembling something from a piece of armor. There is a retinal scan, 200 digit passphrase, and palmprint scanner on the top of the box.