Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26073440-20180513214429

What a name!

God damn it! It’s another game for me to host. If 404 actually plays this I will be surprised. Without getting messaged, because... well... he really doesn’t play most of my forum games. No offense (hopefully none taken)

So, you are a virtual program who was taken out of a kid named Pearson Guay. Anyway, the computer got shrek’d a virus and now is attempting to murder you, the programs.

Rules

 * 1) No Cheating
 * 2) It’s basically Unstable Power Fight x RPG, so I will give you a random power to fight the bosses.
 * 3) No NSFW
 * 4) Standard GD Wiki rules
 * 5) Basically most of the UPF rules.

Ready?

Chapter 1: You must escape Michigan and take a speed trip through the US before buying yourself to be able to reach Canada. You are fighting ParaProber 9000, the computer. 