Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26073440-20180826031310/@comment-26877467-20180827202647

Sure, you could just get some rocks and crush them into pointy smaller rocks

=OR=

You could "lie or move abjectly on the ground with one's face downward" to grovel, then call over to your friend, The Current State of the Universe, and distract them so that they mispronounce "grovel" and make you turn into small pointy rocks.

A space machine.