Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27773653-20160319160631/@comment-27677136-20160329003719

"Murdering Guide" book, Super-Duper Stain Remover (effective on blood), Air Freshener (incase your house starts to smell like a corpse)

Cashier: Sir, what is all this for?

Me: We'll never know....

The next day;

Store Manager: HAS ANYONE SEEN THE CASHIER TODAY???

Me: hehehe...