Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29133680-20160411120356/@comment-27080660-20160709141625

'''Wow, this thread was revived. Anyways...'''

1: Being SO irresponsible as a kid I LITERALLY managed to kill my pet cactus' FROM LACK OF WATER. '

2: Once again, when I was young, I peed in the pool, and then shouted at the TOP OF MY LUNGS:'' "I DID IT EVERYONE! I PEE PEED!" ''

3: Taking the internet's advice and downloading WinRAR (a REALLY, REALLY bad virus), because people said that's how you got Minecraft Mods...

4: This is probably my best one...

When I was at the zoo, me and my father went into the insect house (I WAS YOUNG), and we saw 2 beetles mating. Now, next to us, a little girl and her mother also saw this. The little girl asked "Mommy, what are those beetles doing"? The mother replied,

"Oh, they're just giving each other a piggyback ride."

I then proceeded to SHOUT, "DADDY, IS THAT THE SAME THING AS HAVING SEX?!"