Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26822753-20180117074224/@comment-27121914-20180117120630

Pillar of Destruction

 * Magical item type: Magic Scroll.

Ingredients

 * 1) 1 milliliter of Red Miles 
 * 2) *The essence of the Red Dragon himself. Asking him to give it is actually not that hard, since he'll happily give it to you because he already know what you'd do with it.
 * 3) *However, using this potion for a good cause will result in the Red Dragon personally arriving to you and impale you with his arm, which is morphed into a lance-shaped tendril of Red Miles.
 * 4) *In order to summon him, you must paint a red circle on the ground for a diameter of 1 meter, then craft a Monocle. Throw the monocle into the red circle, and then the red paint used to paint the red circle will converge at the Monocle, which will then form into the Red Dragon himself. Okay, a doppelganger of the real deal, but still really powerful.
 * 5) *Take out the Liquid Container of any type and any size, then he'll fill the container with Red Miles, depending on this size, and then he'll slowly fade away.
 * 6) A bucket of Lava .
 * 7) *Lava adds awesome. Enough said. Adding Red Miles into it will turn the obtained lava to... a different version of Red Miles which flies straight up when the potion is used.
 * 8) A Magic Scroll
 * 9) *Just take a normal scroll, move your fingers like your typical wizard, and then shout,  "Avada Kedavra!" "Abra Cadabra!" ''Then quickly throw the magic that you obtained and "held" with your hands into the scroll. And poof! It's now a magic scroll!
 * 10) *Take note: Every magic scroll has a faint glow. This is a clue to check if that scroll is really magical or not.

Description

 * Disappointed that there's no nukes in that world because it's a fantasy world, not a modern or sci-fi world?
 * Fear not! By following the instructions, you can now create and use a fantasy equivalent of nukes!

Instructions

 * 1) Take out your magic scroll and open it.
 * 2) Pour the lava into the magic scroll. Don't worry, these kinds of scrolls can't be destroyed until it's used.
 * 3) Drop 1 milliliter of Red Miles into the scroll. At this point, an ominous, red sign should appear on the scroll.
 * 4) To use, stare at a certain point where do you want the Pillar of Destruction to appear, then shout at the top of your lungs,  "EXITIUM!!"  Your voice shall be demonic if you do this correctly.
 * 5) And boom! A tendril of Red Miles will erupt from the Magic Scroll and fly to the point where the user is looking at, then it'll sink into the ground, and expand into a red circle that has a diameter of 1-15 kilometers, depending on what is the user thinking about how wide should the pillar be.
 * 6) And finally, the Pillar of Destruction itself will emerge from the aforementioned red circle, flying up into the air (and eventually space!), destroying everything that stands in its way!


 * Now that you've heard my instructions, have fun! >:D