Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26417074-20151216061723/@comment-4190624-20151217153550

NEW STOREY

ONCE A POND OF PRIMETIME, THERE WERE A FISH WHO FLIES TO THE MOON. THEN, A COOKIE MONSTAH APPEARS AND THE FISH GOT REKT BY THE KOOKIE MONSTAH. BUT THEN, THE KOOKIE MONSTAH DIED BECAUSE SPACE SUX. BEFORE IT DED, IT SAW A HORDE OF NYAN CAT FLYING TO SPACE. AND IT WAS CAUSE BY 1 MAN, AND HE IS RABTAP. HE IS A RABIT. HE SHOOTS NYAN CATS AND TAC NAYNS. BUT THEN, HE CREATED THE GAME DASHING SQUARES, WHICH TOOKS 3000000 SECONDS TO MAKE AND 9999999 MORE MINUTES TO UPDATE TO 4.20, WHICH SUX. THEN, ONE DAY, HE COMBINED TAC NAYN AND NYAN CAT AND CREATED A NEW GAME, CALLED, BAWMLEINGZ. THE GAME GOT SO POPULAR, THAT SOMEONE APPROIVES. AND HIS NAME IS.... JAWHN SEEENAAAAAA. BUT THEN, EVERYONE DIED. AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. NOT THE END. ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SCREEN, THERE WAS A ISLAND NAMED "PINEAPPLE LAND". THE RULER OF THAT LAND IS IMTHEDYLSTER OR HOWEVER YOU SPELLED THAT FREAKIN NAME. HE SHOOTS PINEAPPLE FROM HIS EYES AND DESTROYS ANYONE IN DA WORLD THAT HATES PINEAPPLE, INCLUDING THE STOREY WRITA- *DED*. IN HELLAVEN, I SAW.. NOTHING. BUT THEN, THE QUACK LORD CAME, AND REVIVES ME. THEN, IF I DIE, THEN THIS STOREY ENDS. SO THIS 9 STOREYS WALL OF TEXT WILL NEVER ENDS, THAT MEANS THIS IS INFINITE. BUT THEN, I'M A LIAR, AND THIS WHOLE STOREY IS A LIE, OR IS IT. LOOMINATY CONFIRMED, BUT IF LOOMINATY CONFIRMED, THEN MINECRAFT 3 WILL GET DELAYED. AND EVERYONE BECOME SAD. THEY STARTED A GEOMETRY DASH RIOT IN FRONT OF THE MAINCRA HUGEQUACKTERS AND BROKE A DOOR, WHICH MADE THE BUILDING TUMBLES LIKE A SQUARE ON A PAPER. BUT THEN, THE MOON CAME TO VISIT DA WORLD AND THE MOON KISSED DA WORLD. THE END OF DA WORLD. NOW IN HELLAVEN, BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA SECRET MESSAGES THAT IS NOT SO SECRET WAS HERE BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA *9 MILLION HOURS LATER* SHUDDAP MOM, I'M TRYING TO SPEAK HERE. BLA BLA BLA BLA QUACK I MEAN BLA BLA BLA PINEAPPPLES PINEAAAAAAAPLES APPLES .. APLES.. LES. STOREY.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING. THE FREAKIN END OF THIS 360 STOREY BUILDING, WHICH NOSCOPE ME AND EVERYONE IN DA WORLD AND EVERYTHING IN DA UNIVARSE. DA END, THE REAL END.

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