Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20180128145756/@comment-29646689-20180220190119

As the X-34 bounces off, I jump out of the cockpit and land on Sassafras with lightsaber activated.

[404] This party's over.

{[Sassafras}> What about the Droid attack on the Wookiees?

[404] Are you trying to get killed?

{[Sassafras}> I AM the Senate!

[404] NOT. YET. It's treason, then.

to ISS Event Horizon drop the payload.

[Tac-Droid] affirmative.

''at this point, a giant metal grinder is dropped out of Acclamator-4 (the one pointed at ground). It is headed directly for Sassafras at terminal veolcity.''

{[Sassafras}> UNLIMITED POWER! shoots spikes at 404

[404] slices all Oh, I don't think so.

{[Sassafras}> Show me again, the power of the SWOLE.

[404] Enjoy your death.

pulls out a minigun out of a portal, jumps to above Sassafras, and fires minigun to jetpack away while peppering Sassafras.

And then the giant metal grinder smashes into Sassafras at 9.8 meters/second.