Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28734106-20170107013557/@comment-26238535-20170116041903

I go to the local comic book store and read all about those super cool heroes and stuff. I know have lots of super powers!

I start by using my pretty much infinte strength and heat resistance (cause I'm sure there's something around those lines in a comic book) go fly up to the sun and throw it towards the earth. Ya'll can burn and die now.