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Destination 329: Moonbase Alpha
The rocketship went too fast and crashed on the Moon.

You meet a group of eccentric astronauts led by motdef, Horatio and MasterGir. The things they say are just like typical spam on chat. With a text-to-speech engine. Here they are.