Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25358024-20151130174123/@comment-26317392-20151206051747

Satan's made of fire, he can't be damaged with ice becasuse he can melt it ;-;

I get Satan to pick up the Sun (he's the same temperature as the Sun) and he drops it on every defender. I pick up the vending machine and hold it in front of the blazing Sun to melt it. Satan passes me a pair of extra-protective gloves and I drop this alight 30,000 degree mass of metal on each defender.

Who needs a log if you have the Sun?