Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26446727-20161119203954/@comment-27748746-20161119224157

Year 2057 - The Renovamen realize that they can not properly live on a highly-enlarged Mountain Dew-flavored Dorito, so they abandon the continent but die because they failed to find food elsewhere.

Now everyone is entirely extinct and the world is nothing but a large Dorito in an ocean of Mountain Dew.