Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20181012011537/@comment-26336673-20181025034705

 None shall pass...

 Seriously? You're still trying???

 Tis but a flesh wound!

 Seriously??? Your arm is cut off!

 I can take you down with one hand! Have at thee!

''Black Knight tries to shoot down Jonas, but with only one hand, his aim is uneasy. Jonas easily dodges it, and stands there, thinking what the heck the Black Knight is trying to do. BK continues shooting, all of which miss. Eventually, Jonas sighs and just slices off Black Knight's other arm.''

 Okay then. Do you give up?

 No! I can take you down with my two feet!

 You haven't tried...

 Have at thee!

 seriously this guy...

''The BK tries to kick Jonas, but his balance is unsteady. Jonas dodges them all, and eventually slices off one of his legs. BK challenges Jonas to a chicken leg fight. At this point, Jonas just summons Mr. Chicken and throws it at BK. It bawks loudly and explodes the last leg. The BK is left standing on its limbless body. Jonas points the sword at BK.''

 Are you going to give up now?

 Ehm... can we call it a draw?

 Whatever.

Jonas wheels away, leaving the BK to angrily cry out.

 COME BACK YOU SKUR! COME BACK AND FIGHT ME!

Jonas goes to where Sonar is fighting.