Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27080660-20170830152536/@comment-27121914-20170831140737


 * I hate it when my I just finished writing my post on 21:00 in my country, causing me to go to sleep late.

Stronghold Invasion (404 found)

 * "Clone 1 attacts Felt 1 with his Binary saber, using the Force to hold him in place as Clone 1 executes an evisceration move."
 * You just immobilized him and cut him in half. Itchy is rekt!
 * And then the Lobat sends Clone 1 to another room: Danger Greenhouse.
 * Felt Number 4, Clover, accidentally shattered a mirror and got eaten by a piranha plant. Clover is rekt! (Breaking a mirror is said to bring seven years of bad luck, and Clover would be too much of a nuisance because his extreme luck, unless decreased by unlucky symbols, would make him avoid anything, either by accidental dodges or coincidences).
 * Felt Number 6, Die, falls into said piranha plant due to unknown means, and gets eaten. Die is rekt! (His power is not for combat, plus, it's very confusing for me).
 * More and more Felt Members are deemed useless or too overpowered. Felt Number 8, Snowman gets teleported to an alternate universe and is executed there, destroying the universe she's in. (Not this one). Snowman is rekt!
 * Felt Number 9, Stitch, is teleported into the center of the Sun by an unknown force. Stitch is rekt! (His ability may be too confusing to some people).
 * And then Felt Number 7, Crowbar, appears, but got eaten by the piranha plant as well. Crowbar is rekt! (He has no time powers he could use, so his strength is like a normal human's). And then he drops his crowbar. You can pick it up.
 * His crowbar has the power to destroy and revert any time-manipulation ability. As in, if that artifact can manipulate time, this crowbar can negate its power and destroy it, reverting anything the time artifact has just done. This thing may be important later on. Keyword is "maybe."
 * Also, Felt Number 10, Sawbuck, was killed by Pizzaking161.
 * Anyway, 3 Felt Members have engaged Clone 1 in battle!
 * Felt Number 11, Matchsticks, throws a Molotov cocktail at the piranha plant.
 * The piranha plant was set on fire and is incinerated. 13 Matchsticks clones have emerged from the fire!
 * 13 Matchsticks clones throws some more Molotov cocktails at Clone 1.
 * Felt Number 13, Biscuits, appears with his oven, and then he hides inside it.
 * Felt Number 12, Eggs, takes Biscuits' oven and then teleports himself into the past multiple times, creating 6 clones of himself (& Biscuits)!
 * Eggs and his clones run around Clone 1, while throwing dynamites at him.
 * Biscuits and his clones get out of their ovens, which got destroyed by vines. And then they throw vine seeds at him, which instantly grow into vines that ensnare Clone 1 and impale him.
 * "the Terminator produces a grenade launcher and fires a couple at the Cyborg Rex, before dodging the laser beams."
 * The Cybersaurus Rex was blown to smithereens!
 * And then Trace pulls Zeus from the past (an unknown time period where mythologies were true). However, Zeus just smites Trace and Fin and then goes back to the past. Trace and Fin are rekt!
 * After that, the Terminator gets forcibly teleported to Final Destination.
 * The last 2 Felt Members have engaged the Terminator in battle!
 * Felt Number 14, Quarters, fires Luminite Bullets at the Terminator from his minigun. (Bullets from Terraria which pierce multiple enemies, and the most damaging bullets in the game).
 * Felt Number 15, Cans, punches the Terminator and Quarters to the future, and into a time period that we really, really don't want to happen. The time period is known as World War 3.
 * TACTICAL NUKE! INCOMING!!
 * The Tactical Nuke is heading for the Terminator and the 2 Felt Members!
 * Cans prepare to punch both the Tactical Nuke and the Terminator into another time period, where the nuke will explode in that time period, destroying the Terminator.
 * Meanwhile, Quarters continues shooting the Terminator with armor-piercing Luminite Bullets in order to distract him from the Nuke.
 * "If the Sphere of Destruction is homing, the Executor launches an Aureus Beam to counter it. If not, it uses its Stomp ability to jump onto the Titan, electrocuting it and cutting it open with the spinning edge."
 * It's homing. However, the Executor has successfully countered it! (That sphere was much weaker than the original, nigh-unstoppable version of the sphere)
 * And then the Ankylon Titan fires a barrage of Drill Missiles at the Executor. These missiles will follow the target and keep drilling through its shields until they're destroyed.
 * "Regius counters the Plasma Spheres with torpedos, if possible. If not, it maxes shields and prepares for impact."
 * The Plasma Spheres got hit by the torpedoes, but then they explode into lightning bolts aimed at the Regius!
 * "All ships now gain shield regen and HP regen. due to Home Base ability, Executor and Regius can instantly regenerate a shield to full power unless it has been destroyed. If so, it will take 3 posts to repair the Shield Generator."
 * Acknowledged.
 * "the Eclipse-class and AFS Independence attacks the energy clones head on, first with long range weapons then with shorter range kill squad fleets."
 * There are 11 of them. To do so, destroy the original Eradica Titan.
 * The Eradica Titan and its clones form a circle, and creates a Megametre Tsunami, and then they launch the Megametre Tsunami at Eclipse and AFS Independence.. It's a tsunami that's 1 megameter long (1,000 kilometers), and it's so pressurized that it'll decimate anything in its way.
 * "the Tarkin engages one of the Titans not mentioned."
 * The Vorastra Titan has engaged battle with Tarkin!
 * The Vorastra Titan opens the Maw in order to shred Tarkin into tiny pieces and consume it like a black hole. This version of the Maw is upgraded to the point it could consume Star Dreadnoughts.
 * "all Star Destroyers spread out, following the large battleships and defending the various Strongholds."
 * The Kortul Devastators have engaged the Star Destroyers in battle!
 * The Kortul Devastators activate Power Surge, and then they fire energy waves and Phase Missiles (pass through shields) at the Star Destroyers.
 * "on the Original Stronghold, a massive Boom Cannon rises out of the ground. It launches a superdense projectile at the PEKKAs at supersonic speed, which should damage them. It is supported by 2 Machine Guns which plaster the PEKKAs with armor piercing bullets."
 * MASSIVE DAMAGE!! 1000/5000 HP remains! (Most of the damage came from the Boom Cannon)
 * And then the Omega PEKKAs deploy 3 Mini PEKKA Battalions (36 Mini PEKKAs total), which proceed to swarm the Boom Cannon.
 * After that, the Omega PEKKAs attack the Boom Cannon with these attacks: Wave Motion Guns, Star Shower, and Crimson Barrage.
 * Wave Motion Guns: Omega PEKKA unveils its two laser cannons installed on its shoulders, then the WMGs fire at their target(s) with blue superlasers, dealing massive damage.
 * Star Shower: The Omega PEKKAs rapidly swings their swords around, causing "stars" to fall on its enemies, damaging them, like this.
 * Crimson Barrage: A barrage of red orbs fired from its eyes, which are made from energy of destruction.
 * After that, the Omega PEKKAs launches Sword Beams at the Machine Guns, slicing them in half.
 * "Superweapons 40%"
 * Acknowledged.

[RAID] {vs. Sweg Dragon} Draconium Universe (Phase 2: Defend the Reactor!)

 * "Holo-Leviathan EX was rekt! (For real this time)."
 * Its weak points are the toes, guys. AIM FOR THE TOES!! (Or nails, or whatever those 8 white appendages on their feet are called).
 * I summon a link to a video about how the Imprisoned was defeated last time, in order to give strategies to my temporary allies. However, doing so would  TRIGGER  Sweg and make me his first priority target.
 * (Please don't grow a halo and fly please don't grow a halo and fly please don't grow a halo and fly [...])
 * (Rex Duodecim Angelus plays as Zerach Maxar and player clones slow down the Imprisoned).
 * IITimelessII; the Time Eater  fires Homing Shots at the Imprisoned's toes, and then she smashes some of them with her Warping Arms.
 * PhoenixShadowHeart15751; the Ziz  slashes the Imprisoned's finger nails (the white appendages on its hands) with her talons. She's currently the same size of the Imprisoned, and she can change size at will.
 * SpeirMint; the Impaler Leaf  grows several Vines and ensnares the Imprisoned's legs with them.
 * Werety67890; the Nightmare  uses Frigophobia, the fear of becoming too cold. He freezes the Imprisoned's legs and arms with BAZ Rays (Beyond Absolute Zero).
 * RiddleguyGO!; Dr. Goldfish  pilots his Death Egg Robot Sentinel, which proceeds to shoot a Stun Bomb (or whatever the bomb fired by Groose's Groosenator is called) at the Imprisoned, stunning it for a while. This attack can knock the Imprisoned from the sky when he grows a halo.
 * GeoVaporizer; the Vapor Colossus  creates a Slow Field around the Imprisoned, slowing him down by slowing down time. This only affects the Imprisoned, fortunately.
 *  Mr. Pixelator; the Cereal Killer  slams the Sealing Spike (the spike that's impaled on the Imprisoned's head) into the Imprisoned with his Hamaxe (hammer/axe hybrid), the Sunslammer.
 * A Living Box; the Incredibox  summons the Great Wall of China around the Draconic Reactor. It's the same as the original wall, except the more you climb, the taller the wall becomes, and it's made of carbon nanotubes.
 * Mini P.E.K.K.A; the Prototype  launches a Stasis Wave at the Imprisoned, completely immobilizing it for 30 seconds.
 * Terminator2.0; the Robo-Jolteon  prepares to blast the Imprisoned's toes or fingernails with several Hyper Beams at once without charging, in case if the Imprisoned regenerates them.
 * RhombusRaiderz; Infinite  uses Time Stop. He freezes time for 10 seconds. During those seconds, he turns the ground into quicksand, which will slowly make the Imprisoned sink into it.
 * And lastly, Zerach Maxar  throws SCP-____-J at the Imprisoned. It's a rock that makes you procrastinate. In this case, proscastinating to reach the Reactor for a few minutes.

Other actions

 * "I explode into the "oil" droplets, right while exploding and using a SONAR Beam so the liquid eod hit numerous players"
 * I'm not gonna underestimate this attack for this time. And, if you'll excuse me, it's past my bedtime.
 * I push the droplets away from me (as Zerach Maxar) and my player clones with several Gravity Waves. and I push them away from the Imprisoned as well, fearing that it would speed up that eldritch abomination since the droplets are made of liquid darkness, and the Imprisoned is made of pure darkness.