Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27080660-20170804183407/@comment-27121914-20170806131308


 * Great, two players going inactive for weeks.

SnufflesTheDog

 * "The Flying Battery: It's that one ship Dr. Robotnik made while he was on Angel Island. I simply rebuilt it, removed that stupid laser and sent it onto TimewornKaiju."
 * What's that, a giant battery with wings?
 * Oh, its definition is actually this: "a fortified emplacement for heavy guns."
 * "I use the ​Flying Battery​'s ​in-built defensive system to keep any invaders out."
 * So, I need to invade it, huh?
 * The Kerbal Kommander teleports the Uranian Destructor (uranium golem with radiation powers) into the Flying Battery.
 * The Uranian Destructor fire Gamma Rays at the defensive system.

404 found

 * "my Agents are ordered not to shoot Steven's troops, because for the time being I have bigger plans."
 * Thank you, good sir.

Btd456Creeper

 * "You know what? I had a really fun idea!"
 * "Fun"?
 * "I connect a wrecking ball to a giant remote-controlled helicopter and ride it into the SIS Conqueror."
 * The only way for a vehicle to enter the ship (without teleporting into the ship) is by going through the Hangar, but the Hangar is closed!
 * If the helicopter drives into it now, it would've crashed into the ship since there's no way to enter it.
 * If the wrecking ball attacks the ship, it would've failed to damage the ship since it's invincible from the outside.

TheRealDarkrai5

 * "Mew: oh stevie, so... aggressive."
 * Indeed!
 * "Xerneas: so, you wanna mess with the life Pokemon? Fine. You wanna fight than we'll do this my way."
 * Go ahead, mortal! 
 * "I'm currently in site 4"
 * Alrighty then. BATTLE ENGAGED!
 * The Omega PEKKA  have been teleported to Darkrai Foundation Site 4!
 * "Darkrai Foundation: [...]"
 * "Secure the World. Contain 404 found. Protect the Pokemon."
 * "Leader: Darkrai"
 * The Omega PEKKA uses Plasma Blast against Darkrai. It charges its left palm Iron Man-style to create a plasma ball then fire it at him.
 * "Co leader: Crystal, Xerneas, Yveltal"
 * The Omega PEKKA uses Dynamic Entry. It jumps on Crystal, crushing her like a goomba in process.
 * The Omega PEKKA uses Crimson Barrage. It blasts the co-leaders with red orbs from its eyes. Those orbs are made from energy of destruction.
 * "Elder: Absol, Mew, Togepi, Lucario, Gardevoir, Cresselia"
 * Wait a second... are these ranks the clan ranks in Clash Royale?
 * The Omega PEKKA uses Chain Lightning. It fires 2 lightning bolts from its horns, which will jump from one target to another for 100 times.
 * "Member: Chespin, Jigglypuff, Skitty, Azurill, Fennekin, Chansey x20"
 * The Omega PEKKA uses Final Cutter. It charges its sword and smash the ground with it, creating a shockwave that moves toward the members, damaging anything that stands in its way.
 * "Healers: 20 Chanseys"
 * The Omega PEKKA uses Mini PEKKA Battalion. It deploys 12 Mini PEKKAs to attack the Chanseys.

404 found

 * "I globally BM everyone. (BM: stands for Bad Manner. basically the BMer taunts the other person (or people) with all kinds of stuff to anger them."
 * I ain't even mad because I'm too lazy to imagine what you used to anger me.
 * "I TP onto the Bridge of the SIS Conqueror. I leave behind a package and leave."
 * The Kerbal Kommander commands a random Martian Trooper to open the package. The Kommander will stay away from that package in case if it's dangerous. And if it's dangerous, he'll teleports it out of the ship.
 * "I jump into the X-34 Gunship and fly around, looking for enemies."
 * The Zephyr Fighters have been deployed!
 * But, since the Hangar is now open, Btd can now get inside the ship in his helicopter!
 * Zeph-1 Mayhem fire a barrage of Hunter Missiles at X-34.
 * Zeph-2 Ripley charges its Drill Engine and drills through X-34's shields.
 * Zeph-3 Huntress is cloaking somewhere around here. She charges the Giga Cannon and shoot X-34 with a giant bullet.
 * Zeph-4 Gemini surrounds X-34 with lots of energy clones. The clones charge their Wave Motion Guns and blast X-34 with them.
 * Zeph-5 Nero creates a Homing Star (nigh-unstoppable). The star will continuously chase X-34 until X-34 is out of range, or destroyed.