Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20171007145932/@comment-27080660-20171013173744


 * Well, time for the daily text wall.


 * Sparky reflects the seeds back at Plantera.  The seeds do nothing to her, as she's a plant herself.
 * Sparky also attempts to stun the Moon Lord,  an eldritch god as old as time, with a bit of electricity. Of course, this doesn't work. It wouldn't work even if he wasn't a god. He has 3 segments you have to destroy to access his weak spot, therefore only a part of him would freeze.
 * However, just in case you get  TRIGGERED , I'll let the attack hit. The Moon Lord  blocks it with one of its hands, letting it fire its Phantasmal Death Ray. 
 * However, the blast causes the hand to release the first of 3 True Eyes of Cthulhu. 
 * The True Eye of Cthulhu  surrounds itself with 7 explosive Phantasmal Spheres,  before ramming itself into Sparky, dishing out all of the damage from the spheres.
 * Sparky uses defog. The fog dissipates, but Duke Fishron  remains invisible except for its glowing eyes. He repeatedly rams Sparky, with such speed not even something as stupid as a zap can hit him. Try thinking outside the box.
 * Duke Fishron  also fires bubbles at Plantera,  providing a health boost from the water's nutrients and extinguishing the fire. The explosions from the bubbles do slight damage, though.
 * Plantera,  free from harm, proceeds to grab Winston and attempts to crush him under her massive jaws.
 * Alpha redirects the Eye of Extinction  at the sun. It hits with perfect accuracy, causing the massive star to explode in a plume of fire!
 * The entire field's surrounded in pure darkness...
 * I take advantage of the pure darkness by having the Moon Lord,  undetected, grab the X-34 from behind and crush it in its hands.
 * Now, about this Predator Leviathan  of yours, Steven...
 * See, I come up with backup contingencies for every entity I become in case they're used against me...
 * I begin by blasting the Predator Leviathan  with a massive Dragon Pulse (The move from Pokemon), while it's distracted with Duke Fishron. 
 * Due to its adaptive ability, this should cause it to acquire a dragon element of sorts.
 * Next, I'll blast it with a second Dragon Pulse!
 * Going off Pokemon logic here, Dragon types are super effective against themselves.
 * This means that, even if I keep hitting it with the same attack, and it adapts to weaken the attack, it'll still take damage!
 * I continuously blast it with Dragon Pulses, while <span style="color:aqua;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px lime">Duke Fishron  buzzes around the <span style="color:indigo;text-shadow:0 0 1px indigo, 1px 1px 1px yellow, 1px 1px 1px yellow">Predator Leviathan  like a fly, hopefully distracting it and preventing it from countering.
 * However, this doesn't stop it from firing its fireballs at <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px green, 1px 1px 1px lime, 1px 1px 1px green">Plantera.  With nothing protecting her now, and with her busy devouring Winston, she's wide open!
 * She explodes in a massive plume of fire, with Winston still trapped in her jaws!
 * <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px purple">Plantera has been defeated! 
 * <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px red">Catastrophe  and <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px yellow, 1px 1px 1px red">Cataclysm,  having been pushed away and unable to assist their elder sister, turn to face Ra. Beginning the fight, <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px yellow, 1px 1px 1px red">Cataclysm  launches an <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px yellow, 1px 1px 1px red">Infernal Tractor Beam  at the Sun God, temporarily holding it in place.
 * While it's unable to move, <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px red">Catastrophe  goes up from behind and clamps down on Ra's neck with his massive crusher-like jaws, effectively slowly choking it.
 * (I mean,look at this thing.That set of jaws could crush anything's windpipe.)
 * While it's being choked, <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px yellow, 1px 1px 1px red">Cataclysm  repeatedly rams it in the chest/stomach, causing even more internal damage.
 * (Also, no, these 2 calamity brothers can take full damage even if their sister's alive).
 * <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">Supreme Calamitas  has been assaulted with a maelstrom of attacks this turn, so I, myself, step in to assist in the fight.
 * I counter the Blade of Equilibrium/Star Blazer by slicing through it with my <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px darkblue, 1px 1px 1px aqua, 1px 1px 1px blue">Phantasmal Hyperspear.  After I've barreled through the sword, I slash straight through the clone, and head straight for the newly-formed Sphere of Destruction.
 * <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">Supreme Calamitas  fires a weakened version of the <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px crimson">Eye of Extinction  at the sphere (She can only use it at full power every so often), which I combine with a blast from my <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px white, 1px 1px 1px aqua, 1px 1px 1px blue">Hastur's Shurikens.  The beam engulfs the blades, before creating <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px crimson">Extinction Shurikens.  These blades of dark energy smash into the sphere, destroying it.
 * Next, I summon a horde of <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px white, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px aqua">Cosmic Blasters,  one of my abilities from Break the Chest. <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px white, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px aqua">Cosmic Blasters  are essentially gigantic, space-styled Gaster Blasters with lots of power.
 * I blast every Eldritch Mile Tendril with the <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px white, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px aqua">Cosmic Blasters,   which should destroy the majority of them. The remaining ones smash into <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">Supreme Calamitas,  dealing a decent amount of damage. That'll probably mean something later on.
 * As for your direct attack, <span style="color:grey;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">Skeletron Prime  extends its head spikes, and barrels through the box, freeing me. However, it suffers all the damage I would've taken, finally finishing off the last of the mechanical trio!
 * <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px purple">Skeletron Prime  has been defeated!
 * And that's all of the counteractions.


 * Now for the attacks!

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 * I begin by throwing my Terraria weapons aside... For the meantime. I won't need them for a while.
 * First, now that the field's pitch black, I skewer Sparky with lightning-fast <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px turquoise, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px aqua">Galaxia Tendrils-  my true signature attack. They're essentially a blue version of Red/Eldritch Miles, composed of pure energy.
 * After Sparky's been skewered, I surround him in a massive sphere of <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px white, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px aqua">Cosmic Blasters,  and open fire, trapping him in the middle of a giant orb constantly shooting death lasers without stopping.
 * I proceed to constrict Sparky using my <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px turquoise, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px aqua">Galaxia Tendrils,  before creating 500 identical projections of myself, which all transform into <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px darkblue, 1px 1px 1px aqua, 1px 1px 1px blue">Phantasmal Hyperspears,  which then slash through Sparky at millions of miles per hour and disappear.
 * Then I'll repeatedly, and rapidly, beat on Sparky with my massive, clawed arms. Each blow I land creates a small but harmful explosion, adding to the damage.
 * I'll also summon a very small Black Hole directly under Sparky, the gravity of which will prevent most movement temporarily.
 * With Sparky being mostly immobilized, I grab the nearby DER with hundreds of <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px turquoise, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px aqua">Galaxia Tendrils,  and hurl the massive hunk of metal straight into Sparky with tremendous force, before teleporting away.


 * There, that should be enough. Now for you, Steven.
 * I envelop Steven's massive body with millions upon millions of <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px turquoise, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px aqua">Galaxia Tendrils  (I won't use this attack that much, I promise), and try to force him onto the ground by pushing him down.
 * Once that's worked (Or if it hasn't), I summon a massive plume of white-hot <span style="color:aqua;text-shadow:0 0 1px white, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px white">Plasmatic Fire,  another one of my old Break The Chest attacks. I summon it directly under Steven, in an attempt to burn a hole through his chest.
 * With no more need for the tendrils, I detonate them all, dealing some extra damage to Steven's body via thousands of small explosions all across his body, where the tendrils were.
 * For my final action, I'll engage Steven in the Fist-O-War he wanted. This time, it's pure fists. No tricks. (Except for the explosions that occur when I punch something). 
 * Good luck.
 * (Man, this was a big one.)