Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26336673-20171006031209/@comment-26336673-20171031063829

Meanwhile...

Carl was driven by his hunger for hands in an alternative universe, and he was clearly winning against Nekron in body count. In anger, Nekron tried to kill Carl, but Carl dodged it, and bit Nekron's hand. Nekron screamed in pain, surprised that Carl could bite his hand without dying. Carl summoned a Meat Vortex, but Nekron banished it. Carl kept killing, and eventually, he stumbled upon a Life Ring when killing Green Lantern. He wore it, and used it to grab Nekron. He eventually banished Nekron to another universe, leaving Carl the winner.

Scientedfic and allies win!

 Let's never do that again.

 That... was nice.

 Hands...

 Carl...

 Look out, someone else is coming!

A-9999 teleported to them, unfazed.

 Hel-lo everybody! What's the count I missed?

 Nothing, oh nothing!

 Other than a big fight...

And suddenly, darkness.