Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27790518-20161021022500/@comment-26877467-20161021041250

Whew fictional logic

I've been trying to avoid breathing in space for a while now

Also, thanks Oniteo for not resetting the game.

I thought we were in space already though Steven

So apparently the planet is destroyed, but Airthree was on it and Airtwo was plummeting to it...

 Current Goals 


 * Save Airtwo (to prevent paradox, which would destroy this universe and everything in it [but would probably kill Yog-Sothoth])


 * Save Airthree (no paradoxical effect if he dies/get hurt, so not as big of a deal)


 * Keep Yog-Sothoth busy for at least 3 turns (preferably more so we can have time to attack)


 * Deal with Hit (currently Mad-Hit)

It may be a good idea to avoid going near Yog-Sothoth, since everyone who's gone near him before (Hit and Waluigi) have become under his control.

 Ideas For Dealing With Yog-Sothoth 


 * Distract him (depending on his intelligence)


 * Push him away from the food (presumably difficult, potential hazard)


 * Push food away from him (difficult, but not as hazardous)


 * Destroy him... somehow (time paradoxes?)


 * Render him incapable of food consumption (Stick in an alligator's mouth)


 * Time travel him into the distant future (not our problem... yet)

Airtwo is frozen! Someone has to unfreeze him or else Airthree won't exist (since Airtwo wouldn't time travel to become Airthree) and time will revert into Yog-Soloth's realm, potentially causing a paradox! Airthree can be the one who fixes it though.

Somehow, the residual temoral and aeolian energy shields Airthree from the Beyond Absolute Zero attack, but the air around him is frozen solid. The sudden destruction of the Earth (rip) wakes up Airthree. He manipulates the air back into a gaseous form and gets the heck out of there using carefully positioned wind currents, and salvages as much of the atmospere into a cloud around him. He then brings Airtwo and the air near the sun, warming them up.

Airtwo doesn't wake up. Being frozen below absolute zero completely ****s up your bodily functions.