Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26447340-20150509160237/@comment-25407271-20150607214455

I told my girlfriend that I read a lof of theories and that I don't listen to stereo audiobooks. She was very impressed and I said to myself: "I can't let go this opportunity!" so I fastly decided to communicate her that I would become a   jumper  to gather her everything   , and approach all of her tracks so I could listen to them all by myself, while freezing due to our polar world position. She didn't know what I can dance in a lot of clubs, and that my step while I dance is very hard to achieve.

Not even funny, but I had to do this.