Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20170716172957/@comment-26822753-20170717145043

Attacks (As Zerach Maxar)

Before ANY of that can happen...
 * The Metal Enslaver  summons 5 more Pokemon, which is basically his whole Pokemon team.
 * Metal Enslaver 's Pokemon team: Primal Groudon, Raikou, Giratina, Moltres, Mega Latias, and Yveltal.
 * Primal Groudon used Earthquake against the G-Units! (G-78, G-232, G-781, G-1201, and G-1000).
 * Raikou used Wild Charge against G-78!
 * Giratina used Shadow Ball against G-232!
 * Moltres used Overheat against G-781!
 * Mega Latias used Psychic against G-1201!
 * Yveltal used Dragon Rush against G-1000!
 * (Too lazy to spam links to those Pokemon or their moves. Look it up on any Pokemon database or wiki).
 * Other than that, no direct attacks from Zerach, for now. Since I was rushing this post for this thread, and I'm too lazy to catch up with all those posts. So, come at me bro!
 * Remaining absorbed clones: Alpha654, GeoDash!; the Metal Enslaver , Pizzaking161; the Kerbal Kommander , SuperSpyChase, TimewornKaiju.

I blast all Pokemon with the Stasis function on the Evilness Laser. But after that...

EVILNESS LASER BATTERY AT 1% PLEASE WAIT FOR THE PRINCESS TO SCREAM MORE