Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26336673-20160813000516/@comment-29191679-20160905230713

 Everyone, we're splitting up. All of you are going to go with MASTERFARKOS to the End. I'll try and find TimewornKaiju.

 Good luck, Alpha.

 Thank you.

MASTERFARKOS and the team enter the portal. Alpha654 stays behind.

Alpha654 climbs out of the stronghold and locates the pile of Skeletron's bones again.

 There. Now to get to him.

Alpha654 gets to Skeletron's remains. Skeletron doesn't awaken.

 Hello? Anyone there?

Skeletron doesn't respond.

 Must be dead. And how does one revive dead things?

Alpha654 pulls out a machine he stole from a TF2 Medic, and übercharges Skeletron. The procedure succeeds, and Skeletron is put back together, but is unconscious.

 You awake?

Upon hearing the voice, Skeletron awakens.

 ...HALT! Who goes there?

 I'm known as Alpha654.

 What do you want? I know! A smashing!

 No. Actually, I want to find TimewornKaiju.

 He's not here.

 Well where is he?

 I will not lead you there.

 Look, you may have never met me, but I actually don't want to pick a fight with you. Just let me find TimewornKaiju.

 Well, you asked the wrong guy. I don't know where he is.

<Alpha654> Well then.

Alpha654 rewinds time in the Overworld, killing Skeletron in a rather humane way.

<Alpha654> He's not gonna be useful. Now who else is there... I know. Rrobertus02 might have an idea.

<Skeletron>