Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20171112024158/@comment-27790518-20171112151416

I teleport onto the TP Pad. The guards check me and ask me to surrender my weapons.

"Look. I don't have any weapons, honest. I just want to eat."

The guards let me pass and I head to the dinner room.

I reach the Dinner Room, and create a Fried Grasshopper Sandwich out of thin air. I eat it.