Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-30759860-20170102151933/@comment-28122105-20170103213957

'''The Thingy-O-Matic 9001™ is broken! Random Mechanic Guy is sent in to fix it, but he falls in the frigid water and gets frozed!'''

I summon the Neon Ninja to take care of this. He throws a punch at Alpha that runs at 90hz, and then kicks the star away from the battlefield. I then throw my hammer at epic.