Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20171017114608/@comment-27080660-20171024185847

Should be a relatively good post today.

Type:Sparky

 * Sparky's only attack this turn against me was another Brilliant Arrow. I'll counter it by... Well, simply flying out of the way.
 * Been a while since I've attacked you, Sparky.
 * How about some fun, eh?
 * I'll start by lacing the entire ground with electricity, zapping anything that touches it.
 * Then, I'll summon one last Terraria weapon: The all-powerful Exoblade!  I'll use it to immediately slice apart every Grenade Ring. The explosions deal minor damage, but oh well.
 * You get your APIs, I get mine. Capiche? Ok? Ok.
 * As Sparky attempting to destroy the API technically counts as an assist, the API launches its crystals, instantly destroying the remaining grenade rings. The API continues blocking the grenades with lasers from its crystals. It does have an infinite supply, after all.
 * As Steven's definitely going to auto-counter my Exoblade  next turn, I'll put it to good use now, and get rid of it to save Steven the trouble.
 * I'll use its immense power to slice apart Sparky's mirror with ease, preventing the eye attack from being reflected.
 * As the API's continued to limit the assists to 3 (Just go with it), I only have one attack left to counteract.
 * I'll use my Exoblade  to fire a large, deadly projectile, blocking Sparky's Evilness Laser!
 * All current assists have been blocked!
 * (If you continue to try messing with the things YOU gave me, I'll just keep blocking.)
 * To save myself the trouble, I launch myself in front of the rest of Sparky's attacks, absorbing them. This actually deals a large amount of damage, but the rest of my entities are safe!
 * As for the Exoblade,  I throw it into a pocket dimension. I know Steven's gonna auto-counter it next turn, so why hold onto it?
 * I'll only launch one direct attack against you this turn- I'll fire off some Off Waves,  and combine them with some blasts from my Subspace Dragon Beam.  Dodge these I guess.

Steven/TimewornKaiju
Tt-t-t-t-t-t-t-That's all, folks!
 * Alright, let's see here...
 * Darkmetal Chaos attempts to cut the Moon Lord's  tongue with its tentacles, and succeeds. However, in pain and anger, the hulking god shakes Darkmetal Chaos off with all of its might, before smashing it with its fists!
 * I poke the Regular Shield with an especially sharp stick.
 * Also, thanks for asking if I'm still sick. Thankfully, I'm feeling fine again. :)
 * Darkceus does a thing. The final True Eye of Cthulhu   gets absolutely wrecked!
 * All eyes have been destroyed! The Moon Lord's  core is wide open, with almost no way to protect itself!
 * An omnipotent presence can be felt watching the weakened god... 
 * Darkmetal Sonic fires its Megafleet at Polterghast,  but it's grabbed by BOTH of the Moon Lord's  hands and immobilized!
 * If he's going down he's taking you with him!
 * A few lasers manage to hit, though. They do decent damage, breaking off a chunk of Polterghast's  hard, rocky shell.
 * Something can be seen glimmering below the shell...
 * Steven's ultimate weapon, the Sky Mecha-Saiyan Leviathan, immobilizes Supreme Calamitas.  She's immobilized and helpless!
 * First, Cataclysm  and Catastrophe  work together to deal with the Leviathan's Power Impact by combining their fireblasts.
 * They know what they have to do.
 * In an attempt to assist them, <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px aqua, 1px 1px 1px white">Polterghast  grabs the Iron Fists and absorbs them! It takes large damage, further chipping away at its shell, but now the calamity brothers can assist!
 * In one swift move, they both engulf themselves in fire, and form one giant attack...
 * The <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">Calamitation Meteor!  This attack CANNOT be assisted in any way, as the API surrounds the projectile with hundreds of thousands of Assi-Limit Crystals. 
 * Combining into one colossal, abyssal brimstone fireball, the 2 fused brothers ram themselves full force into the Final Kamehameha! And thanks to my Heatseeker API, it's a guaranteed hit!
 * Armageddon ensues! 
 * When the dust clears...
 * Sky Mecha-Saiyan Leviathan takes large damage from the ensuing blast of energy caused by the collision! (I hope.)
 * <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px red">Catastrophe,  being the more durable of the 2 brothers, has been massively damaged, with cracks and scars covering its entire body. It's barely hanging on, but has enough energy to retreat. However, <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px yellow, 1px 1px 1px red">Cataclysm,  the glass cannon of the 2, is nowhere to be found.
 * <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px purple">Cataclysm has been defeated! 
 * As for the sacrifice, it's well worth it, as <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">Supreme Calamitas  survives with minor damage.
 * And now, she's furious at the loss of her younger brother!
 * Meanwhile, the Healinator API begins slowly healing <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px red">Catastrophe  from afar. It suffered massive damage though, so this process will take a while.
 * Also, <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px red">Catastrophe  can still be attacked, but you'll have to get through a very angry <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">Supreme Calamitas  first.
 * Enraged, <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">Supreme Calamitas's  eye glows a blinding light! It's too bright to see anything!
 * When the light dissipates, <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">Supreme Calamitas  is surrounded by a flaming, red aura, her core glowing with pure hatred.
 * She screeches, and fires the strongest <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px crimson">Eye of Extinction  yet, straight at the Leviathan. You WILL need some help for this one, or it'll probably die a painful death.
 * While that's happening, I'll strangle the Leviathan with my <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px turquoise, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px aqua">Galaxia Tendrils,  and proceed to skewer it with them as well!