Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26448646-20151116131232/@comment-26448646-20151125145850

> "This place is huge!" I look around and pick up a spare shard of obsidian just in case.

'''Joe: "Uh, obviously, this is a battlefield. It's supposed to be huge." You pick up obsidian! Loads of bandits come at you, their swords unsheathed.'''

>  Obsidian in reality is actually pretty fragile, unless you're talking about the Minecraft obsidian.

'''Uh, yeah, I sort of was thinking of Minecraft. Meh.'''

"Nah, there's really not much to do. Anyways, what are we doing here?"

'''"I need to regain my composure, of course." You hear talking. "Wait," Elise whispers. A plant and she looks where the noise came from. They see two elf, but this time in dark robes. "Oh, no, Dark Elves of Svarteflheim. What do we do?"'''

>  "Hey Carl! Didn't expect to see you here. So.. I saw that you are selling stuff. What stuff do you sell here?"

"Heh, me neither. Oh, these babies? I have loads of stuff. Mostly heat generators, because they're good business here. Why, what did you want to buy?"

>  Oh, It was just my imagi--- OH ROBTOP MORE RATS!!!! Uhhhh, Fireball them all!

'''You use a fireball on all of them, but even more appears. They're in a really giant swarm now...'''

'''Side Note: Sorry for the bit of inactivity and short posts. I'll type longer ones next time. It's sort of hard to think how to interconnect all of your stories, but I'm getting to it.'''