Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20180430203301/@comment-7395353-20180430210313

A very long time ago, in the days of Yore, a genleman by the name of Zachariah Yore found a hidden underground vein of pure Cutonium. Yore used this highly concentrated Cutonium to turn himself into a being so dad-gum cute that no one could refuse him anything he desired. But as we all know, absolute cuteness corrupts absolutely. Yore quickly became a greedy, evil tyrant, who after a great war was removed. Afterwards, pure Cutonium was deemed too dangerous, and the last of it was gathered up in a special container and blasted off the planet into deep space.