Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26073440-20180826031310/@comment-34097798-20180827014416

Write a secret on a piece of paper and place it in a box. It can say anything, such as: "My jack in the box is broken. :( ".

Now for the most interesting part. Show the box to a friend and say the following words:

'''Inside this very box, is the secretest secret in all of secretom. And I am its sole witness...''' -- A time machine. -- @Onite Did you not read the instructions? NO SWEARING!!!