Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29133680-20160411120356/@comment-27080660-20160411233625

I have more. A lot more.

1: Singing "Where the Hood at" at the top of my lungs at school IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS because I thought it was catchy. This was in third grade.

2: When going to go see a movie with friends, I went in, sat down, and waited for them. "They must be getting popcorn", I thought. Looking up to watch the movie, I realized I had gone into the wrong theater. ...The one playing 50 shades of Grey.

3: Literally hiding behind a wall, scared, when Bob The Builder came on TV. I was wimp as a toddler.

4: I once had a bad dream when I was 3 years old- A very traumatizing dream for me, but hilarious now that I am looking back on it. In a nutshell, this is what my parents were woken up to at 3:AM-

"MOMMY DADDY HELP A GIANT LEGO RABBIT WANTS TO EAT ME FOR BREAKFAST SO I TRIED BUILDING A WALL INFINITELY HIGH AND IT JUMPED OVER IT AND TOUCHED ME AND I TURNED TO LEGO AND-"  Yeah...

5: Before reading this last one, please understand I was an EXTREMELY  wierd child in my younger years.

When our class was out on the playground during recess, we would be playing, normally, and I would often shout, out of nowhere,  "HUMPING SPREE!",  and proceed to chase all my friends around the playground while doing pelvic thrusts. This was a common thing.