Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24286619-20170730085938/@comment-27121914-20170803125737


 * Sonar553: "For Steven and Sweg's Convenience, I shoot a pair of SONAR Beams at both players"
 * I summon 2 Fell Blasters (Underfell Gaster Blasters) to counter the SONAR Beams with Crimson Superlasers. They will automatically counter SONAR Beams and other lasers aimed at me, until they are caught off-guard.

Vs. Sweg Dragon

 * "Oh boy, wall of text time!"
 * Indeed!
 * "I counter Steven's Hydro Cannons with my 2 Earth Heads, using them to uproot Gaia's Thorns, a series of massive, ancient plants able to absorb any water and use it as nutrients!"
 * Using Mother Nature to counter the World Tree? Clever, very clever.
 * "My Water Heads gain an extra strength bonus from the nutrients of Gaia's Thorns. These nutrients, however, are absorbed by your Dehydrator Roots. Thanks to the massive fluid boost from Gaia's Thorns, my internal water levels remain at a norm. Of course, you've now absorbed all the nutrients that originally came from your Hydro Cannon attack, so you now get a power boost. Oh well."
 * Those roots will always transfer the absorbed water to the Yggdrasil, even if they're connected to me.
 * So, no power boost for me, even if I did absorb it. After all, my power is maximum!
 * "I'll then use my Water Heads to call forth the Atlantis-Killer Tsunami, a tidal wave so immense and so vast it's capable of sinking entire cities with ease. This massive wave soaks away one of your 2 continents. As for the other one, one of my heads gets smacked by it, causing it to fall off! Ground is super effective against Electric, after all. However, as this head wasn't set on fire, 2 more grow back in its place once more, giving me 3 Lightning Heads! Heh, I'm part King Ghidorah now."
 * "Cut off one head and two more shall take its place" - HYDRA motto, Marvel comics.
 * ...I could've remember to burn that head...
 * "Now, this is where things begin to get a bit complicated. But knowing you, that's how you like it, isn't it Steven? Your 2 Mega Gaster Blasters fire! I immediately retaliate with a blast of pure darkness from each Dark Head. Now, as you know, in Undertale, a fight can't end unless someone dies, is spared, or flees. And as fleeing or mercy aren't an option here, something's going to have to die. But it looks like our light and dark forces are evenly matched."
 * Aw, man. AW, MAN!!
 * "Rather, your own attack will cause your own plan to fail!"
 * Well, damn.
 * "While our 2 forces collide for eternity, you called another attack. Your Black Holes! And as you yourself said, these Black Holes consume anything light-related in their vicinity. And if I'm not mistaken, that includes the blasts from your Mega Gaster Blasters! Not only does this stop your previous attacks, it allows me to attack with my Dark Heads, which cancel out your Black Holes!"
 * [facepalms] I was hoist by my own petard...
 * "This only leaves one of your attacks left... The BAZ Ray. Now, as I'm sure you know, reaching absolute zero is literally impossible. But as this is RFF, let's assume it really is absolute zero temperature. Now, as it's absolute zero, it would be able to freeze ANYTHING, as it's essentialy infinity degrees cold."
 * [Flowey laugh]
 * "But what would happen if Infinity met Infinity...?"
 * notto disu shitto agen!
 * "Now, I'll combine my Fire Heads with my Dark Heads and Light Heads to form the Infinity Corona, an ancient remnant of a supernova which has essentially limitless heat!"
 * Welp, I'm screwed. Super screwed!
 * "Now, to counteract your infinite cold with infinite heat! It looks like both of our attacks cancelled themselves out again. Of course, summoning something with infinite strength comes at a cost. My Fire Heads are a good deal weaker now."
 * HEE HEE HEE. JUST AS PLANNED... 
 * "But, that's every single one of your attacks. Leaving you open to an attack."
 * COME AT ME BRO.
 * "Now that my 2 fire heads are frozen, what I'm about to do will be a lot harder."
 * "Now, according to the wiki, this thing is so powerful that simply summoning it is considered godmodding. So not only will I be summoning a much, MUCH weaker version of it, but doing so will take 5 turns to accomplish."
 * What is this thing? Where did it come from? Destroy the Godmodder, or other works?
 * "Meanwhile, I fire 2 full-powered elemental blasts at Steven, as well as attempting to sever him in half with my Tail Blade."
 * The Fell Blasters have countered the elemental lasers with Crimson Superlasers!
 * I let you sever me in half.
 * After being severed in half, I dissolve into the ground. And suddenly, the ground turns red... 
 * The red energy begins growing as it assimilates the ground. 
 * After a while, the ocean turns red, and even the sky turns red. 
 * And eventually, Earth has turned completely red, for I have assimilated this pathetic planet. 
 * If I can't destroy it, then why not become it? 
 * Alright, it's time... 

The Assimilator 

Red World 

TimewornKaiju/Steven Fedkin 

'''(Yes, this form was named after that demon level). '''

(Nice job breaking it, Sweg!) 


 * Several tendrils of Red Miles erupt from the ground, they impale Sweg's body and cut his heads off. 
 * A Crimson Cannon emerges from the ground, and incinerate Sweg's heads with Hellfire, except the fire heads, of course. 
 * And then the Crimson Cannon blasts the Fire Heads with Hydro Pump, as an attempt to stop him from regenerating. 
 * To make sure the Dark Tiahamut stays dead, I freeze the Fire Heads and shatter them like they were ice sculptures. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">I mindlessly impale everything with Red Miles, excluding my own entities and myself. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">About that Flappy Elmer's Glue schtick of Btd456Creeper, I simply disintegrate it once it touches me, because I'm made of energy of destruction in this form. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">After that, I begin assimilating the Solar System, starting with the Moon.