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"THERE ARE NINE BOSSES! I literally want to cry now" 

You are emitting despair!

"I attack Sanies with everything I have"

'''50000 damage! Sanies is seared!'''

"I shoot a huge fireball out of my mouth which homes towards Sangumanus"

50000 damage!

''"Can someone help me with the crab, please?" ''

Awaiting response...

"Welp. We're screwed"

You are emitting despair!

"I wear earplugs incase Rrobertus02 plays JB"

You are prepared for that!

"I tell the dog to teleport infront of Thethoss' eyes, totally blocking his view"

'''Thethoss keeps teleporting away from the dog! The dog followed Thethoss using teleportation.'''

"I instruct Edicus to spray water at the flaming areas of Thethoss"

'''Thethoss kept dodging and dodging... And finally, Edicus hit Thethoss! It's super effective! 100000 damage!'''

"I instruct Edicus to spray little water at Skeleton Sniper, which will make it water type"

But nothing happened!

"I instruct Skeleton Sniper to 3600 degree noscope Thethoss"

'''Skeleton Sniper 3600 noscoped Thethoss using water bullets. It's super effective! 100000 damage!'''

"I evolve Skeleton Spearman when it gets struck, which will allow it to zap a random enemy entity"

The Skeleton will absorb the electricity into his body!

"I instruct Skeleton Spearman to continue protecting the group from lightning"

He will continue to do that!

"I tell the dog to distract Homicancer now"

Homicancer is chasing the dog!

"I stand on Homicancer, and then I drain the water out of it"

'''You attacked its weak point for MASSIVE damage! It's super effective! 500000 damage!'''

You are not affected by the blood covering Homicancer!

'''Homicancer then grabs you and throws you at Rising! But Rising dodged! 1500 Collision damage!'''

''Shadow of the Colossus much? (I haven't played that game)''

"I tell the dog to teleport infront of Thethoss' eyes" 

Thethoss kept teleporting away from the dog again!

"I use my Seedshark to grow seeds in Umbraries"

'''It's super effective! 200000 damage! Sprouts are growing on Umbraries's skin!'''

"I use my Meatball to attack Empyr"

50000 damage!

"I stab Fulmenus with my Clorophyll Rock Blade" 

30000 damage!

"l use the magic of my Vine Staff to shoot a straight beam into Sangumanus' mouth" 

Sangumanus is a giant, bloody hand, he has no mouth!

'''So instead, you shot at his palm. 20000 damage! Sangumanus is ensnared!'''

"I shoot some Leaf Arrows using my Leaf Bow into Sanies' mouth" 

20000 damage!

"I tell IceKane to cover the place in ice, so Comedentis can't resurface" 

'''Comedentis now can't resurface! (Or can he?)'''

"Rrobertus02 plays Etzer screaming Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball using the megaphone" 

100000 damage to all Bosses except Comedentis!

"Rrobertus02 shoots everything evil with everything he got" 

'''Determination is overflowing in you! 75000 damage to all Bosses except Comedentis! Ineffectiveness ignored due to sheer determination!'''

"Rrobertus02 enters the Overworld Portal" 

You returned to the Overworld!

You found something on the ground.

'''You got a Divine Launcher! (Holy) (Lvl 8)'''

Divine Launcher: '''More powerful version of a Divine Cannon. Doesn't require any charges. Shoots either Holy Lasers or Holy Missiles.'''

'''The Holy energy inside the Launcher surges through you, turning you into an Angel! (Holy) '''

Robertus's HP multiplied 2 times!

Angel: '''A divine being that lives in Heaven. His only and biggest duty is to protect the world from evil. He can fly because he has wings and can dodges easier with that pair of wings. He is a very poweful spell caster. He can heals people or banishes evil. He has very high accuracy. He can teleport and can create portals. He can save corrupted and taken souls easily.'''

'''Phase 2: Bright, brighter yet brighter. The brightness keeps growing. The lights cutting deeper. Photon readings positive. This next event seems very very interesting.'''

Knowing what to do, you returned to the Overworld!

"I shoot 42 lasers at each of the bosses. Hopefully they will understand that the meaning of life is more than killing a bunch of innocent chest-breakers" 

Thethoss blocks all of the lasers using his body!

"I stick Etherblaze into myself, giving me extra strength and the power to draw energy from space. (from Supernova)"

You now have extra strength and can draw energy from space!

"Now I pick out a convienient supernova explosion from our dear Andromeda Galaxy, turn it into a blast of white energy and launch it at Homicancer"

'''You absorbed some white energy from a Supernova Explosion from the Andromeda Galaxy, and then fired a Holy Laser at Homicancer! It's super effective! 250000 damage!'''

Inventory:

Rrobertus02:

Fireyphone (Lvl 5) (Fire) (Can either emits non-elemental Etzer screams or firey Etzer screams)

Divine Launcher (Lvl 8) (Holy) (Can shoots either Holy Lasers or Holy Missiles)

IceKane:

Crimson Warp Device

Dungeon Warp Device

Frostfright (Ice/Tech/Dark) (Lvl 7) (Can spook enemies)

Grando Tenebris (Ice/Electric/Dark) (Lvl 10)

Resurrector

Aeronox51:

10 Life Potions

Minishark

HacknetOS (Lvl 4) (Multihack)

Factorem (Lvl 3) (KeyCrack.exe: 3/3)

Divine Cannon (Lvl 4) (Holy)

Demon Blaster (Dark/Fire) (Lvl 2)

Demonite Key

Hackey5:

Corruption Warp Device

Mjolnir (Electric/Holy) (Lvl 10)

Resurrector

Evolution Potion

Elmfern (A plant):

Seedshark.

Chlorophyll Rock Sword (Grass/Rock) (Lvl 5) (Calm: 0/5)

Leaf Bow (Lvl 2)

Vine Staff (Lvl 2)

Fusion Kit

Upgrade Kit (Dark) (This one upgrades a weapon to a blood-related weapon, which will make it dark elemental)  

Meatball (Flail) (Dark) (Lvl 7)

RisingFire2654:

Etherblaze (Fire) (Lvl 4) (Sear)

Feral Flare (Fire) (Lvl 1)

Infernoplex (Fire) (Lvl 1)

Overworld (Day):

But nobody came...

Corruption Portal 

Crimson Portal

The Crimson (Thunderstorm):

Happy breaktime!

Comedentis digs deeper underground...

Elmfern used minerals he got by draining water inside Homicancer, healing himself for 1000 HP!

Papyrus eats some holy spaghetti cooked by Robertus, healing himself for 100000 HP!

'''Sans drinks some ketchup, which is mixed with holy energy that is given by Robertus! Sans is healed for 100000 HP!'''

Fulmenus challenges Robertus in a duel!

'''Fulmenus starts by zapping the Ocuvolent. It's super effective! 200000 damage!'''

Empyr challenges Rising in a duel!

'''Empyr starts by appearing in Rising's dream when he's taking a nap, spooking him! 600 damage!'''

Homicancer challenges Elmfern in a duel!

Homicancer starts by pinching Elmfern, but Elmfern dodged due to being well fed!

'''A lightning bolt strikes the Skeleton Spearman's spear. No damage taken! The Skeleton isn't blinded! The Skeleton Spearman then absorbs the electricity, but nothing happened!'''

IceKane (Glacies) (Cryomancer) (Ice) (1500/1500)

Aeronox51 (Programmer) (Mech Rider) (1900/1900)

Deimos (Serving Aeronox) (Ridden by Aeronox) (Warp Device) (Thermostat) (Lvl 5) (100000/100000)

Rrobertus02 (Moderator) (Angel) (Night Owl) (Holy) (Shield: Until the Ocuvolent got defeated) (3000/3000) (Dueling Fulmenus)

Ocuvolent (Dark/Flying) (Serving Robertus) (Ridden by Robertus) (Lvl 1) (Shields the rider until defeated) (200000/400000)

Cyborg Papyrus (Serving Robertus) (Lvl 4) (120000/120000)

Sans (Serving Robertus) (Lvl 6) (140000/140000)

Elmfern (A plant) (Arbor) (Grass) (1400/1900) (Dueling Homicancer)

Edicus (Water/Flying) (Serving Elmfern) (Ridden by Elmfern) (Lvl 1) (160000/160000)

Elmfern's Skeleton Sniper (Dark) (50000/50000)

Elmfern's Skeleton Spearman (Dark) (50000/50000)

RisingFire2654 (Ignis) (Fire) (1300/1900) (Dueling Empyr)

Hackey5 (Bureaucrat) (2000/2000) (Coma: Unable to act until Thethoss is defeated!)

Thethoss, the Lord of Despair (BOSS) (Fire/Dark) (1625000/2000000) (Drops the Hellstone: Used to upgrade a weapon into a Lvl 15 Fire weapon) (Drops Lazarus: Lvl 15 Fire/Dark Warhammer) (Demon Lord: Miniature Demon Portals open and demons come out of them) (Blocks weak attacks) (Can teleport: 50% Dodge rate) (High accuracy) (Can bend space, creating portals) (Bad Time: Attacks 5 times per round) (Has Hackey's soul)

Comedentis, the Eater of Worlds (BOSS) (Dark/Ground) (855000/1350000) (Drops the Eater's Tooth: Used to upgrade a weapon to a Lvl 14 Ground weapon) (Can shoots Vile Spits) (Immune to non-ground attacks when burrowing) (Deals massive damage when it hits an entity) (Burrowing)

Fulmenus, the Lightning Spirit (BOSS) (Dark/Electric) (65000/750000) (Drops the Electrical Ectoplasm: Used to upgrade a weapon to a Lvl 11 Electric weapon) (Slow attacks will miss) (Thunderstorm lasts until Fulmenus is defeated) (Lightning strikes a random entity every round and the lightning blinds the victim for 1 round) (Can summon Thunderbirds) (Dueling Robertus)

Umbraries, the Shadow Ram (BOSS) (Dark/Rock) (475000/1000000) (Drops the Shadow Horn: Used to upgrade a weapon to a Lvl 13 Rock weapon) (Can fire lasers from his eyes) (Can casts rock magic)

Empyr, the Corrupted Wraith (BOSS) (Dark/Ghost) (125000/750000) (Drops the Corrupted Ectoplasm: Used to upgrade a weapon to a Lvl 12 Ghost weapon) (Can fire lasers from his eyes) (Can teleport: 50% Dodge rate) (Can spook an entity) (Dueling Rising)

Sanies, the Blood Demon (BOSS) (Dark) (505000/750000) (Drops the Blood Crystal: Used to upgrade a weapon into a Lvl 11 Dark weapon) (Hematomancer: Can summon Crimson enemies) (Dodges slow attacks) (Seared)

Homicancer, the Vicious Crab (BOSS) (Dark/Water) (75000/1000000) (Drops the Vicious Pincer: Used to upgrade a weapon into a Lvl 13 Water weapon) (Can cast water magic) (Can fire lasers from his pincers) (Blocks weak attacks) (Dueling Elmfern)

Sangumanus, the Bloody Hand (BOSS) (Dark/Fighting) (9755000/1000000) (Drops the Bloody Fist: Used to upgrade a weapon to a Lvl 13 Fighting weapon) (Can fire lasers) (Slow attacks will miss) (Ensnared!)

Brain of Cthulhu (BOSS) (Dark/Psychic) (Shield: Defeat Sanies, Homicancer and Sangumanus) (Drops the Eldritch Brain: Used to upgrade a weapon to a Lvl 14 Psychic weapon) (Can teleport: 50% Dodge rate) (Can fire lasers)

Overworld Portal

The Corruption:

But nobody came...

Overworld Portal

Dead Players:

NerdyMSP (0/100)

DJShadoZombiz (0/300) 

Shan5481 (0/1500)

Bosses defeated:

Eye of Cthulhu (BOSS) (0/200000) (Dark/Flying) (REKT BY: Hackey5)

Fulguris, the Thunderbird (BOSS) (Electric/Flying) (0/200000) (Slow attacks will miss) (Thunderstorm lasts until Fulguris is defeated) (REKT BY: Hackey5)

Bitumalus, the Demon Slime (BOSS) (Dark) (0/400000) (The sky is covered in a Dark Fog until defeated) (Absorbs weak attacks and weak summons) (REKT BY: Rrobertus02)

Darkey6, the Corrupted Bureaucrat (BOSS) (Dark) (Phase 0/4) (HP: 0/1) (Necromancer: Can summon undead and Corruption enemies) (Can dodges almost every attacks) (PURIFIED BY: Rrobertus02)

Duel: '''In a duel, a shield surounds the two opponents, creating an arena. No companions can be used. The shield is invincible until someone's defeated.'''

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It is now day!