Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28301859-20170101024253/@comment-27121914-20170102024037

Gettin' da turnip

 * I imprison the SWAT team, Riot Shield Guards, and the tank in my pocket dimension, due to the no killing rule that summoners can exploit.
 * Then I pull the turnip to me using my telekinesis.

Guardin' da turnip

 * I transform the turnip into Teleporting Turnip; he'll constantly teleport to a random place once something approaches him. Maybe to another galaxy, or even another universe.
 * If you manage to catch him, then he'll stop teleporting.
 * And this time, you can't just lure him!

'''MY TURNIP! '''