Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26822753-20170904235912/@comment-27121914-20170907133536


 * I better brace myself, because the final exam is coming in 2 weeks.
 * 404 found: "Schools starting, wont be able to respond so quickly. Only about 4pm-6pm. Please be patient when formulating responses."
 * You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
 * Just like what I've been through.
 * My fleet quits the battle with the Imperial Fleet, in order to give 404 found more time to do his homework. The Invasion of SIS Chronos continues, however.

Planet Cake (SnufflesTheDog)

 * "Here I am. Past the solar system on a planet-sized 54-layer cake. It appears that the cake is growing. I await conflict."
 * Welp, you missed my responses. But anyway, let's begin again.
 * SIS Chronos blasts all of its 9999 Wave Motion Guns at Planet Cake. These superlasers are at their full-power: Canonically, in Space Battleship Yamato/Star Blazers, a single Wave Motion Gun can destroy freaking Australia. So this should destroy several of Planet Cake's layers.

Invasion of SIS Chronos (404 found)

 * Like I said, my fleet quits the battle with the Imperial Fleet, in order to give 404 found more time to do his homework. The Invasion of SIS Chronos continues, however.
 * "the Terminator takes severe damage from the grenade, but managed to dodge the void beams. It tries to throw a sticky C4 at it."
 * The Chariot accidentally ran into the C4 despite the fact that he can react to a faster-than-light projectile and he could've simply dodged it. What an idiot. The Chariot is rekt!
 * "Clone 1 throws another Cryo Grenade into the lava pool, while using the Binary Saber to cut open the lava sharks trying to eat him."
 * Strength is rekt!
 * You know what, screw it.
 * I, as Zerach Maxar, snaps my fingers. Clone 1 and the Terminator have been teleported to the Bridge!
 * The Lord of Breath and Time/Lobat has engaged battle with both of them!
 * Lobat creates a Blade of Equilibrium and slashes Clone 1 and the Terminator with it. It's a sword made from the element of Equilibrium. Essentially a lightsaber that's created by combining light and darkness, resulting in an element that's 108 times stronger than light and dark combined.

[RAID] {vs. Sweg Dragon} Draconium Universe (Phase 2: The Imprisoned)

 * "Distance to reactor: 37m" 
 * Well, shit.
 * "Btd surrounds The Imprisoned with Duct Tape. Surprisingly, this slows it down a tiny bit. After all, duct tape is love, duct tape is life."
 * What!?!
 * "Steven begins using Player Clones to slow down The Imprisoned, starting by smashing The Imprisoned's toes.The Imprisoned is constantly emitting shockwaves, causing some trouble, but some toes are able to be destroyed!"
 * The Time Eater warps her hands away before they get stomped on!
 * '"Another one of Steven's player clones attempts to cut the toes/fingers off again, but The Imprisoned's ready this time. It counters with its Underworld Tendrils, skewering the Player Clone."
 * The Robo-Jolteon uses Teleport Spam to keep teleporting away from them, and then he activates his energy shield. The shield eventually breaks, but the Tendrils are severely weakened, doing some damage. 88% HP remains!
 * "Lastly, Zerach Maxar throws a Procrastination Rock. The Imprisoned  fires its Shadow Breath  at the last minute, right before it's due, blocking the attack!"
 * The Procrastination Rock causes the Shadow Breath to procrastinate from attacking it (somehow). However, it was successfully blocked by the Imprisoned.
 * "With every attack completed, The Imprisoned coats its toes and fingernails in Adamantium, preventing them from being destroyed! It also sharpens them, turning them into incredibly dangerous blades!"
 * ...crap.
 * "It proceeds to summon a massive bolt of lightning from the sky, smiting Steven's Player Clones!"
 * The Incredibox summons a massive lightning rod to redirect the lightning bolt into it, preventing it from damaging the player clones!
 * "Lastly, it swallows Zerach Maxar, trapping it in its massive maw."
 * I read this post (technically seeing into the future) and prepare to counteract it.
 * I, as Zerach Maxar, teleports away before he got swallowed!
 * "The Imprisoned is ascending at a very fast rate. (You should all thank Steven, without him it would have gotten a LOT further)."
 * ...dayum son.
 * "Th e  Imprisoned's been stunned! Its distance to the reactor's also been reset!"
 * YES! YES!
 * "...What's this?! It's sprouted a second pair of arms!"
 * Oh, great. This thing has Adaptive Ability, and it's now Multi-Armed and Dangerous.
 * "The Imprisoned activates an Anti-Smash Shield right after Sparky launches their next Dragon Boost. This shield prevents The Imprisoned from being hit by any collateral attacks (Ramming it with your own body)."
 * But can I attack it by using just a portion of my own body, like grabbing its hands and then flipping it? Can I?
 * "<span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px black">The Imprisoned's off-balance, and is wobbling mid-air. However it's still ascending slowly, and is getting dangerously close to the reactor."
 * Alright, chums, time's up. Let's do this.
 * The Vapor Colossus transforms into the Hundred-Armed Giant: Hecatoncheir.
 * "[...] the Hecatoncheires (meaning The Hundred Handed Ones), who had one hundred arms, one hundred hands, and fifty heads with no further details of their appearance given. Now try and imagine what the Hecatoncheires looked like. You can't quite do it can you? Nope, the only name the Greeks could even come up with for these things was basically to call them "those things with one-hundred hands", which was about all we humans could comprehend of them."
 * "It is well worth noting that the Hecatoncheires were on the Greek gods' side against the Titans, throwing a hundred mountains in a single salvo apiece - much like having a living artillery piece as an ally."
 * Also, this version of Hundred-Handed Ones looks like this.
 * <span style="color:cyan;text-shadow:0 0 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px white, 1px 1px 1px white">Hecatoncheir  detaches 12 of his hands from his arms, and then grabs all 4 arms of the Imprisoned's arms with them, and then he conducts Paralyzing Electricity from those hands into the Imprisoned's arms, disabling them for this turn!
 * <span style="color:orange;text-shadow:0 0 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px blue">Dr. Goldfish  pilots his Death Egg Robot Sentinel, which proceeds to shoots several Homing Groosenator Missiles at the Imprisoned at supersonic speed, knocking it off the sky! (The Groosenator's bombs can do that in-game, at least until the debris of the temple blocked Groose from getting bombs from the Bomb Flower). Also, those missiles have shields that can block 3 hits, in case of the Imprisoned successfully hit them somehow.
 * <span style="color:green;text-shadow:0 0 1px green, 1px 1px 1px lime, 1px 1px 1px lime">The Impaler Leaf  throws a flying Stunion at the Imprisoned's legs, which proceeds to breath stunning gas (or paralysis, in this case) at the Imprisoned's legs, disabling them for this turn!
 * After (hopefully) the Imprisoned has fallen down from the sky,  the Cereal Killer  summons a Thwomp, who proceeds to slam the Sealing Spike at faster-than-light speed! This Thwomp can move in any directions instead of up and down.
 * After (hopefully) hitting the Sealing Spike,<span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"> the Time Eater  surrounds the Imprisoned with 20,000 Homing Shots, which orbit around the Imprisoned. These Homing Shots will explode upon contact with the Imprisoned or its projectiles, and each explosion will reduce its speed by 1 mile per hour. If one of them is destroyed by the Imprisoned's projectiles, every other Homing Shots will charge at it.
 * <span style="color:yellow;text-shadow:0 0 1px yellow, 1px 1px 1px grey, 1px 1px 1px grey">Robo-Jolteon  creates an Energy Hand (works like Master Hand), which proceeds to grabs the Imprisoned and then quickly clenches itself (since it's a floating hand) in order to trap the Imprisoned inside it for as long as possible.
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px yellow, 1px 1px 1px black;1px 1px 1px black">Infinite  opens a portal, and from that portal, Mount Everest suddenly emerges from it and hits the Imprisoned like a battering ram, knocking it over! "I'm the tallest of mountains..."
 * <span style="color:crimson;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">The Prototype Omega P.E.K.K.A.  stomps on the ground, which (somehow) causes a Giant Sumo to emerge from the ground! The Giant Sumo engages the Imprisoned in a sumo wrestling and try to slow him down by pushing him with the force of a tsunami for as long as possible. Also, the Giant Sumo's skin is made of Impervium, the strongest ore in Starbound, and it was the Tier 10 ore before it was changed into the Tier 6 melee ore and eventually removed. (For comparison, Steel is the Tier 2 ore in Starbound).
 * <span style="color:tan;text-shadow:0 0 1px tan, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">The Incredibox  pulls a Windy Thing (an enormous tornado that can drill a freaking planet) out of itself and throws it at the Imprisoned. The Imprisoned is (maybe) at risk of being lifted into the air by the tornado! (Just look at the size of that thing in the link).
 * If not, then the Windy Thing's sheer force will strongly pulls the Imprisoned towards it, causing it to severely slow down. And if it's in the air, then it'll orbit around the tornado, maybe occasionally hitting the ground, and it'll get toppled for sure once the tornado stops.
 * <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px yellow, 1px 1px 1px yellow">The Nightmare  uses Equinophobia: The fear of horses. My Little Pony theme song starts playing. (Because you gotta fight eldritch abominations and demon lords with cutesy animals).
 * An army of unicorns have appeared! They all fire Petrifying Rainbows at the Imprisoned. Each Petrifying Rainbow can only petrify something (turn it into stone) for 0.006 seconds, but there's 10,000 of them, so that makes the Imprisoned petrified for 60 seconds total.  T A S T E T H E  R A I N B O W ! ! 
 * While the Imprisoned is petrified, a heavenly alicorn (unicorn with pegasus wings) flies from the sky, then slides under the belly of the Imprisoned, and then blasts a Rainbow Superlaser with her artificial horn at the Imprisoned's belly, lifting it into the air and toppling it! (Her horn is the Last Prism implanted onto her head).
 * (Also, she's totally not Princess Celestia, I swear!)
 * And how does a cutesy attack work against an eldritch abomination? It tastes like diabetes, and such a thing is probably the reason why most abominations want to destroy everything.
 * <span style="color:orange;text-shadow:0 0 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px blue">Ziz  uses Bright Shadow. She grows to her true size, so big that she casts a 1km wide shadow. However, that shadow isn't made of darkness. Instead, it's made of light. Strange, isn't it? And then thousands of angelic hands, created by Ziz's Bright Shadow, appear above the Imprisoned (even if it's flying) and try to drag it off to Heaven. (It ultimately fails. But it'll slow him down for a while, just like other attacks).
 * <span style="font-family:Chiller;color:white;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black">Zerach Maxar  uses Robot Me: I, as Zerach Maxar, creates a robotic version of the Imprisoned out of thin air: Metal Imprisoned. (Original character: Donut Steel). It's basically the robotic version of the Giant Avocado of Doom.
 * I, as Zerach Maxar, possess Metal Imprisoned.
 * It's now a recursive possession: A demonic dragon is possessing an amalgamated archangel, who is now possessing a robotic knockoff of an eldritch abomination. (Not quite a mechanical abomination, because this one is still fairly comprehensible).
 * Metal Imprisoned starts off as a robotic, limbless giant avocado with a mouth full of sharp teeth. It grows a pair of angelic horns/antlers (as opposed to unholy halo), two pairs of wings (as opposed to arms), a monkey tail (as opposed to dinosaur tail), and a pair of hooves (as opposed to feet). Also, it's female (as opposed to the original Imprisoned's gender of its true identity).
 * Metal Imprisoned flies to the original Imprisoned and stomps his toes with her Impervium Hooves.
 * Adamantium Toes vs. Impervium Hooves. Adamant vs. Impervious. Let's see which one is stronger!
 * If that didn't work, then I command Metal Imprisoned to kiss the Imprisoned move her mouth close to the Imprisoned's mouth, and blasts a superlaser into it with a Wave Motion Gun installed inside her mouth. This stuns the Imprisoned for a while because of the fact that someone dared to kiss a freaking eldritch abomination. (Does this remind you of anything?)
 * Eww, gross. But I'm able to do such a nasty action because I'm possessing another body that's possessing another body, so I currently don't suffer from love allergy!
 * (It's gonna be halfway until the Imprisoned is successfully stopped, so he might be entering Phase 2 soon. And this action only serves to make him even more  TRIGGERED  than he was before).
 * Previously on Round 53. So Sweg won't miss my actions against the Imprisoned once he comes back from his Terraria addiction and write a post. (But hey, at least it's not World of Warcraft addiction).