Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26884827-20180316234223/@comment-26877467-20180317230438

Eggs
Cost: free

5$ per order, 4$ for raw eggs

This app allows for egg delivery directly to your house. You can get raw eggs, or cooked eggs in any method you want. After your fifth order, your location will be sent to the Eggs Company. They will then send a team of people to forcefully take you back to the Eggs Company, where you will be brainwashed into thinking that you are actually an egg. You will not speak and you will not move. You will not sceam if you get scrambled or hard-boiled or deviled. They will then cook you for another customer, and sell the remains on the dark web.