Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20180523015504/@comment-27121914-20180605150711


 * I send in some Underwater Drones to look for Blockster.
 * Once the drones detect him, I get into my personal military-grade submarine, and teleport it to Blockster's location.
 * Afterwards, the submarine fires a barrage of torpedoes at him.


 * 1) Duct tape barricade: A barricade made out of duct tape. Duct tapes for everything.
 * 2) Garden gnome: A nice garden needs a nice gnome. He'll only let you pass if you pay him $1.
 * 3) Laser Megalodon: What's worse than sharks with lasers? Flying megalodons with lasers.
 * 4) Sonic: He challenges you to a race. He runs at the speed of sound. You'd need to go faster than him in order to bypass this defense.
 * 5) Phobos: An unholy amalgamation of all the horror game fandoms ever existed, from Slender to FNAF to Baldi's Basics.
 * 6) Red World: Galactus is a Planet Eater, which obviously eat planets, right? Well, the Red World is a planet that eats Planet Eaters. There's always a bigger fish.