Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25358024-20151130174123/@comment-26317392-20151203204717

The superglue on JB's mouth dries, and while trying to open his mouth, it magically does. I shield him, and give him some Mtn Dew.

I witness a robbery. One of the robbers left a gun behind, so I use it to shoot all of the defenders and the vending machine.