Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25764576-20170114143350/@comment-28610838-20170127173326

Well made ATP Soldier. :P

Also, time for the U.F.A.D infiltration of GD Hollow Polska

7:57 PM

Somewhere in the Midwest:

U.F.A.D Cam Alpha

U.F.A.D SoundRecorder Alpha

[U.F.A.D. Soldier] Hey, something's going on in Room 51.

[U.F.A.D Squad Chief] Roswell's probably at it once again.

[U.F.A.D Soldier 2] Yes, probably

[General Mini P.E.K.K.A, i.e. Me] I say we check it.

[U.F.A.D Soldier] Whatever the General says.

[U.F.A.D Squad Chief] OPEN THE DOOR!

[U.F.A.D Soldier 3] OR WE'LL KNOCK IT DOWN!!!

[U.F.A.D Soldier] SERIOUSLY ROSWELL!!!

[General Roswell] What? I'm here.

[Me] You're not in there???

[U.F.A.D Squad Chief] Then who is?

U.F.A.D SoundRecorder Bravo

(All hear kissing and cuddling)

[U.F.A.D Soldier 2] Oh, goodness, my ears!

[U.F.A.D Soldiers 1 & 3] Yeah, IT'S TOXIC!!!!

[U.F.A.D Soldiers 4-8] GAAAAH!!!!!

(U.F.A.D Squad Chief grenades door)

U.F.A.D Cam Bravo

U.F.A.D SoundRecorder Delta

[U.F.A.D Squad Chief] Is that what I think I see???

[General Roswell] Oh god plz no anything but this... they've ruined my UFO experiment!

(U.F.A.D Soldiers 1-8 (all of them in squad) run for their lives)

(U.F.A.D Cam Beta records Ghost, Summer and Hollow [CENSORED])

[U.F.A.D Squad Chief] I think I need to puke... anyone got some bleach???

[General Roswell] STOP POISONING MY EYES AND PUT YOUR HANDS OVER YOUR HEAD!!!

[Ghost, Summer, and Hollow] Uh, oh. RUN!!!

(I headshot Hollow right off the bat)

(General Roswell no-scopes the PolskaBall)

(U.F.A.D Chief MISSES a snipe at GD Ghost)

(GD Ghost goes into Rage Mode because we killed Summer)

(GD Ghost force-[REDACTED] U.F.A.D Squad Chief. General Roswell and I GET BACK and run to another room)

U.F.A.D Cam Delta

(U.F.A.D Squad Chief lays in agony)

(GD Ghost runs into the room)

(I had called a legion of U.F.A.D Agents.)

[General Covictus] YOU ARE NOT A MEMBER. YOU SHALL BE EXECUTED

[General Regeno] SUFFER.

[Me] This entity has left one of our Squad Chiefs in agony, and has performed [CENSORED] in this very Tower.

[General Roswell] Let's just get this done with.

U.F.A.D SoundRecorder Foxtrot

U.F.A.D Cam Foxtrot

(General Roswell MLG Snipes GD Ghost)

(404 found enters the room)

[404 found] WHAT HAVE U DONE???

(404 found eats Doritos and barely misses a snipe at General Roswell)

(404 found takes Ghost's body and returns to Project Nexus)

[Me] This is finally over.

(404 found revives Ghost at Project Nexus and returns to the U.F.A.D with her)

[404 found] I had to waste the last of my revival material! You will suffer!!!

[General Roswell and General Covictus] We've got loaded guns aimed at your heads.

[404 found] Fine, kill us. But first, l33t me enlighten her.

(404 found has [REDACTED] with Ghost in front of the U.F.A.D)

(All soldiers and Squad Chiefs either drink bleach or run off to puke)

(General Roswell, Covictus, Regeno, and I fire like there is no tomorrow)

[Me] Entities eliminated. Return to normal procedures. The end.

That's what happens in the U.F.A.D.

The United Forces of Absolute Destruction.