Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28390278-20151008224600/@comment-26403549-20151012203519

But wait...

If you'll recall, the last time I had the turnip, I scattered in in 196 different countries around the world. Well, the square root of 196 is 14. So I dug the real turnip 14 feet underground in my backyerd and locked it in a safe. The one you guys thought you had since then was actually an onion, but none of you noticed. So I still have the turnip