Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180622030441/@comment-26877467-20180625020235

I put a spiky bomb into the pile, and Mario throws Bowser into it, defeating him. Bowser vanishes, leaving behind a key to the basement. Mario then drinks the soda.

Mario has finished digesting the ashes.

The pile

 * Mario and his hat.
 * Empty soda can
 * Key to the basement

Mario's belly

 * Ze source of ze German Accent
 * Fire estingvisher fumes
 * Broken, schatert, blackent glass
 * A Burnt moldy sandvich
 * Dampened Zermal Detonator, vill not exshplode because of damp
 * Ze embodiment of Englant
 * A Qvagsire viz ze ability Damo (prefents exshplosions from happenink)
 * A polish-shpeakink monkey. Prefents fires because it knows how to shtop zem.
 * Ze (wet) Devourer Of Godz
 * Btd456Kreeper, now shpeakink viz a German accent
 * Shoda