Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-5722943-20150314005631

This is a classic forum game, and with the wiki's off-topic game section being mostly variations of the "Guess the Object" game might as well start this one :3

Rules
Come up with a creative, witty way to "ban" the contributor above you.

Example

 * 1) Banned for using headings in a forum post.


 * 1) Banned for no reason at all.


 * 1) Banned for banning someone for no reason.

etc.

Now, let us begin... 