Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180622030441/@comment-7395353-20180624161203

Using a portal gun (of course), I toss a can of soda into the pile.

The pile

 * Mario and his hat. (Fighting Bowser)
 * Bowser. (Fighting Mario)
 * A can of soda

Mario's belly

 * Ze source of ze German Accent
 * Fire estingvisher fumes
 * Ze asches of an old, vet couch, somehow burnt even zough it vaz cofered in vater.
 * Ze asches of a vet grant piano somehow burnt even zough it vaz cofered in vater.
 * Broken, schatert, blackent glass
 * Asches of ze vindowframe
 * A Burnt moldy sandvich
 * Dampened Zermal Detonator, vill not exshplode because of damp
 * Ze embodiment of Englant
 * A Qvagsire viz ze ability Damo (prefents exshplosions from happenink)
 * A polish-shpeakink monkey. Prefents fires because it knows how to shtop zem.
 * Ze (wet) Devourer Of Godz
 * Btd456Kreeper, now shpeakink viz a German accent