Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26415679-20160616141237/@comment-28122105-20160622152225

Next, there is Mr. Pixelator. He sits around the Off Topic board constantly refreshing the page for new stuff, and is well known for causing the Great Sandwich Paradox of 2016 and bringing to the forum a game called Steal the Cereal, where users try to take a bowl of cereal from a house, only to fail miserably. He's never been on the chat, except for that one time he accidentally clicked the chat button instead of the Edit Profile button.