Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-7395353-20180503095131/@comment-27790518-20180520020616

you guys are missing the point

you have to actually state how you got the turnip and how to defend it.

I go through the multiverse and find the Turnip. I quickly grab it.

MY TURNIP!

Then I throw it in a large pile of identical-looking turnips. One of them is the true 'MY TURNIP'.