Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28390278-20151015212626/@comment-26834660-20151026171527

i throw the jack o lantern at you and you set on fire, whilst your brother takes the turnip home, i thow moonshine at you, setting you more on fire, then i go around the world searching for your home, to go trick or treating at, eventually i find it, and your mum accidently gives it to me because she thinks it is an oversized haribo, i take it into my house, put it in my fire and it burns, but i have another turnip that i throw up to the international space station using my hulk arms, where all the astronauts are having a dorito party, and it gets coverd in dorito dust, and niel armstrong eats it, poops it out into the space toilet, where it falls and gets lost in a volcano in russia and burns to a crisp.

Репа моя!