Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28390278-20151015212626/@comment-26834660-20151024111938

i freeze you in time until the sun explodes the whole galaxy and it vaporizes all the turnips that exist and i go to another galaxy called andromeda and it turns out to be the home of [GW/IG] andromeda and i take a turnip from there but in andromeda it is caled a potato and it costs 50000 lightsabres to trade for it because this is the galaxy that star wars is in and i get the re-alive gun and shoot yoda with it and he uses the force to make an eternal force field that burns anything that goes within 50 miles of it exept me and yoda and then i use my new-fangled anti-gravity drill to drill to the center of a black hole and i put the turnip in there.

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