Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26822753-20170814130445/@comment-27080660-20170819230752

Well, seeing as I have another absorber-type creature residing in me, theoretically, due to the nature of said creatures, my absorption keeps transferring from me to the indestructible grey goo, resulting in a never-ending loop of increasing mass. Therefore I'm able to absorb something with infinite mass.

That's the way I envisioned it, at least.