Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20171017114608/@comment-26822753-20171017163258

(You missed basically all of my attacks from earlier. Can you please counter them and then I'll be back with new and improved posts. I don't want to #REKT the space-time continuum.)

Here's my post FYI:

This is "gunner" be fun.

As soon as the Gunner notices I'm stunned, it flies in the way of Sweg, firing its missiles early and enduring all the attacks for me!

It explodes in a ruby plume of raw energy! Sweg, this one threatens to literally tear you apart, piece by piece.

A small blue bird flies out of the center of the plume after it has dissipated, safely contained in an indestructible green shield.

The Phantom Gunner has been crushed, maimed and destroyed! +1 level in awesome to Sweg!

Everything else happened.

I vaporize the Plasmatic Fire. Fire-based attacks won't work against a pyrokinetic.

I deploy too many Skeleton Armies to count with one hand and a communicator while the other hand is still holding A Drill. They take all of the Stasis Pulses. Then I jump off and leave A Drill (the instant kill attack) inside Calamitas' head while the Egg Hornet retreats. You don't haave much time to counter A Drill before Calamitas dies.

Also, you can't squash me because the Gunner is now dead.

I simply will the Infernadoes to stop existing. You're handing me my victory on the proverbial silver platter!

As for the Galaxia Tendrils, I set my Evilness Laser to Energy and shoot it at the tendril. It explodes, exploding the tendril and causing a chain reaction of tendril explosions. The Egg Hornet's a bit battered now, though.

I switch to Psychic-type and make the doll float in midair, before switching to Dragon-type and releasing a pulse of energy at it. I then switch to Fairy-type and nullify the doll's reaction attack, because Fairy-types are immune to Dragon attacks.

As for the Moon Lord, I set the Evilness Laser to Airsweep and try to push it back into Brevon's fleet's lasers.

I switch to Steel-type and prepare for the worst anyway.

I retreat to the Egg Hornet while doing that and fly away into the midst of the other fighters. I also have a few contingency plans...

ASSISTS

The Eyes are dead from the earlier Airsweep Evilness Laser attack.

If more Eyes have been released, I call in a tactical air strike to destroy them.

The tactical air bombing robots proceed to attack the Pillar enemies. I also call in a bombing robot to drop Steven a few Heal spells to heal his own entities and pillar.

I launch a capsule at the Invader. The Giga Flow Invader gets absolutely torn apart by the P.E.K.K.A that came out.

(FYI Steven this thing is just an entity. An entity with a literal gigaton of health and damage, but still a non-boss entity. The sub has also been dead for a long time)

I hand Steven control of the P.E.K.K.A. It's still my entity, as I'm the one that built and upgraded it, but Steven's in control now.

You should have dealt with the God. I hit him with a Solar Beam and Blade at the same time, while I drop an army of Sun-shrooms to give him an endless sun supply.

This is gonna be fun.

I give the Frost Leviathan a Regular Shield, thus COMPLETELY nullifying the attack. For the Cthulnado, I throw a wooden stick at it. It becomes a Grass-type.

I throw a Freeze spell on Duke Fishron. It has the same properties as a Zap, but lasts much longer and is much more costly to brew, so I can literally never make one of these things in time. I push Darkceus aside with the Hornet and let Duke Fishron slam itself into a wall. But not before dropping a CoC Lightning on it to give us time to escape.

I materialize the bow again and shoot a Brilliant Arrow at the chain, either cutting it off or snapping it into two. Now he's free to dodge the attacks or do what he wants to them, and since he's Steven, he will be able to deal with these.

I get more robot bombers to go and bomb 404's superweapons with capsules full of whatever they use to charge. Now they're going to be RIDICULOUSLY powerful!

I write walls of text and also regular posts, so now I'm a hybrid of Steven/Sweg and Brown Eevee/404. Great.

Wait, what's that sound...?

The weight of all these walls clamps down on the battlefield...

The weight of all these words forms something...

The Wall of Text has awoken!

This thing behaves like the Wall of Flesh/Steel, but is made of newspapers. It shoots words instead of The Hungry, and makes you eat words for its debuffs. I wonder what they taste like.

Anyway, it engages Calamitas in combat as any self-respecting Wall would do.