Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26417074-20151203031845/@comment-25059308-20151211021147

The laundry detergent smelled like the dead baby stew cooking in the kitchen; I like the soaked dead baby carcass and dead baby blood because it gives my famous Chef Boyardee it's signature taste. The one that many Americans eat when they mourn for food. The one that drips in the Wal-Mart aisles when the fat women on the fat-woman accessible wheelchairs knock them all of the shelf! Now with my millions, I've made a dead baby factory, located at this address:

666 Satan Lane, IAmTheAntichrist City, Pacific Islands, 66666