Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180622030441/@comment-26877467-20180622203339

I put a week-old sandwich into the pile.

The pile currently contains
 * A currently burning fire
 * The ashes of an old, wet couch somehow burned even though it was covered in water
 * The ashes of a wet grand piano somehow burned even though it was covered in water
 * Broken, shattered glass, turned black.
 * The ashes of the windowframe
 * A burnt moldy sandwich