Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26936711-20150815072811/@comment-26892457-20150815105739

Once portfolios talked to a banana that looks like a totally pro eggplant and shoved it into a meat grinder. IAmBanana04 walked in, and said that I am a banana. Suddenly, a minion comes in and ate IAmBanana04. Then the minion blew up. And the explosion lead to a slimy situation. That was really bad for  portfolios that was arfraid of   melons, big juicy melons