Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20170409145323/@comment-27606700-20170428163441

Alex: Where art thou, Play Dash?

Chara: Since when did you adopt Elizabethan English?

Alex: I didn't. I thought it sounded cool.

Victini: Besides, I'm pretty sure that Elizabethan English is wrong.

Alex: Well, thanks.

Victini: Just trying to be helpul. WHERE ARE YOU PLAY DASH. LASERDISC IS BEING THE SASS GOD BECAUSE YOU WON'T SHOW UP.