Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-32684847-20170721192818/@comment-25406802-20170901140221

If waiter was:

Grammar Nazi: I am not a robot with free Wi-Fi. Say the sentence again, EXCEPT PROPERLY.

Robot 1: Yes i have a receptor that has Wi-Fi

Robot 2: no but you can plug into me for free internet connection!

And lastly

Soup: Drink this soup and it you get free Wi-Fi!

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Waiter! My soup is /null..?!

(Pls make a funny remark out of this action)