Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25764576-20170114143350/@comment-26134218-20170116090712

ArkOfGold:

We are number one but it's Geometry Sass, MAKE IT NOW!!!

We are Number One but it's a Geometry Sass remix made by Cookie

Are you, uh, a real pervert?

Well, technically, uh, nah.

Have you ever [REDACTED] a real guy, like Kaz?

Nah, nah.

Have you ever tried to [REDACTED]?

-other guy shakes head-

Alright!

I can see that I will have to teach you how to be Sassers!

(thanks to Ark for quote)

-trumpet-

Hey!

We are number one!

Now listen closely...

Here's a lesson in Sassy Geometry

This is going down in wiki history

If you wanna be a Sasser number one

You gotta be in the bedroom and have some fun!

-drumroll-

Just follow my moves, and sneak around,

be careful not to make a sound!

-steps on something-

"Cookie? What are you doing here?"

"Nothing, Ender." (lol xdddddd)

-trumpet-

We are number one!

Now look at my hand, that I'm about to use

When I say go, I'm gonna throw

MY HAND!

"Cookie?"

"Err..."

Now watch, and learn, here's the thing

I'll get this guy to go under this blanket thing!

-Cookie and Ender soon did it.-

Oh...that isn't good.

-trumpet-

We are number one!

Bababiddlybaba

We are number one

HEY HEY