Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-7395353-20180503095131/@comment-26877467-20180514235643

Suddenly, Btd realizes...

THAT'S NOT A TURNIP! THAT'S AN ONION, PAINTED LIKE A TURNIP!

I laugh maniacally as I reveal the turnip was actually in my pocket and what I [GEOSASSED] was actually the onion.

I then hop down a bottomless pit and fall for all eternitiy at terminal velocity.