Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27773653-20160319160631/@comment-26884827-20160403045532

Water gun

Makeup

Toothpaste

Cashier: AUGGGGGHHHH! You made me look like some old lady! Will you stop! I'm begging! I'm about to get fired from WalMart's! I'm also not a test dummy!

Me: Too bad! You're getting more ornaments!

Cashier: *takes out phone and dials manager*

Manager: Oh... Hey! I'm busy don't call me! *Manager is actually watching TV!

Cashier: Hmmm! I'm gonna fight you!

Me: You're weak!.... Grandma!

*I spray the water gun at Cashier.

Cashier: Ugh! Ah!


 * I cover his face with makeup

Cashier: Help! I can't see!


 * I put toothpaste on glasses.

Cashier: What the heck is this stuff!

Me: See ya! (Lenny)