Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27570677-20150629193427/@comment-26410162-20150703190413

Once upon a time, there was a dasher named Dave, and he would play GMD levels. He was going to play Deadly Clubstep even if he knew he was a noob. He died so many times about at 99%. He raged stupidly and decided to play other games. He sucks at Deadly Clubstep so he decided to play yStep, and he died at 10% over 9000 times. While he was doing that, he transformed into a super sayayin 99999 and beat every nine circles remake in GMD to ever exist in 999 seconds. Then, he did Silent Clubstep and got 0%. Then he used hacks to slow down the time and beat Cataclysm. He was so happy that he thought the winner was not himself. So, he later killed everyone else who was better than him and became the champion of GD. The mother of lord! He is amazing at Geometry Dash. His rank is 4th place! He raged because he wasn't really the best, so he decided to go play Deadly Clubstep again. He sadly failed, but he checked out ICDX when finding a dinosaur fossil. He was dehydrated, so he drank Pepto Bismo and completed Dry Out v2 by Neptune. He is now the best GMD gamer... The end ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But! The lenny gods! Chapter 2: update. After a few weeks of playing, Update 2.0 arrived, but RobTop and Dave dies. But, Dave resurrected and beat Silent Clubstep and Club. He also beat Satanic Clubstep and all of the other hacked levels. Then people got jealous of his face and skills so they went really angry and they re-killed him. But he is a potato flavored cookie the real end. But DeathMinigames4Life didn't want it to end, so i quit geometry dash because of dorito flavored pie. Theaverageoffice steps in. Then he died and resurrected to save GMD movement. "ROBTROLL ALERT WARNING" said the heavy weapons guy in a tight thong. RobTop backflips funnily. 2.0 got delayed after minecraft sued RobTop for copying the creeper face. In addition, Steam sued RobTop for using the steam glasses. Then RobTop was in eternal depression so he turned