Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24286619-20170629062827/@comment-24286619-20170704032909

TimewornKaiju wrote:
 * Looks like everyone's getting warmed up after my grand arrival.
 * ...just like what I wanted!

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I wasn't Lavalord Snuffles  when you made that post- I am now though!
 * I fly up to avoid touching the ground, which is currently flooded by dangerous trash.
 * I pull a meteor (the one that Alpha654 just crashed on) to Earth, hitting Pizzaking161 and destroying his spaceplane.
 * Shade's tauntkill successfully killed Kaiju... the one named Godzilla.
 * I burn all horses summoned by SuperSpyChase and then eat them for dinner.
 * Then I grab SuperSpyChase's lance and then stabs him with it Vriska-style.
 * I encase Btd456Creeper in all those goddamn explosive trash that he used to flood the ground, and then I make all the trash explode with the force of a nuke.
 * Immune to fire, eh?
 * I blow bubbles at Lavalord Snuffles , which are actually more lethal than a black hole because... you know, Pokemon logic.

PREPARE TO GET BURNED, DEMON.

* TimewornKaiju gets assaulted with 9001 fireballs*