Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-33732017-20180430013852/@comment-7395353-20180520165716

After lots of research, it turns out that an electron volt is actually a ludicrously small measure of energy. In fact, even the 75 sextillion electron-volts your total generators are producing add up to a grand total of less than three calories. And that's the SMALL calorie, or a thousandth of the one you know from food labels and stuff.


 * I have a fleet of thirteen cone-shaped, remotely-controlled ships (each about 2 KM long) casually fly through your forcefield. They split up and use their cone heads coated with sharp diamonds to rip through your spaceship.
 * There are also a few hundred AI-controlled tiny (relatively - these things are spheres that are 50m in diameter) ships buzzing around to distract you.

Roblox Avatar: Armed with a large variety of weapons made entirely out of money. Immune to anything that is free. Also uses extreme bursts of sound in the form of "OOF."