Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25769855-20170311071550/@comment-26228416-20170320213127

Pig 95 builds his house out of diamond, knowing the wolf can't destroy it.

The diamonds were made out of peanut butter, and the wolf licks the diamonds up, licking his snout for a few minutes, which gives the pig enough time to run away.

Pig 95 dies of a heart attack.