Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-31545685-20171117185655/@comment-27121914-20171118055825


 * AN EXCELLENT SACRIFICE TO A COSMIC SERPENT, MORTAL. 
 * I blast a DOUBLE DEATH SPECTRUM from my mouth at the Star Cruiser containing Play Dash. This laser not only kills someone, but it destroys their soul as well.


 * I teleport a Pizza Box to the next user.
 * Wait a second... that's not a pizza!
 * That pizza's a bomb!
 * The pizza will explode upon opening the pizza box, which will destroy the entire planet that the user is living in. 'All because someone opened a pizza box!''