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[Sparky] Ted? What happened last time you broke the fourth wall?

[Finite]Ted?

Sparky sighs.

[Sparky] Forget it. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a failure to the Super Tactical Droid line to blow up.

Sparky flies up to SCP-3000 and lobs a bunch of rockets down its mouth before slicing it in half again with his wings then creating a huge fireball inside it and letting it spread.

Sparky quickly cleans himself off.

''And then sets the TESTBEDs to retarget onto the Warden. They stop attacking, move to the Warden, surround him, then start attacking again. Sparky fires a whole load of rockets at the Warden's pillar until it is destro id yed.''

''The Destroyer retreats into the ground. All the Probes that were launched explode.''

[Warden] Give up! I have every buff!

Filly picks up the Warden and throws him into 07's wrecking ball that's about twice the Warden's size.

''Then the Destroyer emerges and catches the now pretty broken Warden between its massive jaws and starts utterly crushing him. The unlaunched Probes fire down at the Warden but are prepared to switch target if needed.''

''Sparky tries to snipe out the Dark Star... and misses.''

''Then he throws a Port-a-Fort at the Dark Star. It's encapsulated in the fort and hits the tyres generated and bounces up. Path interrupted. Sparky finishes the job with a blast from the SLR (Scoped Laser Rifle).''

[Sparky] Portable forts. You really need to carry them around. No evil villain is complete without them.