Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20180430203301/@comment-29646689-20180603023719

tl;dr entities of nature, destroyed one by one.

In an instant, the artifact broke through reality and formed a rip in spacetime. The two are sent permanently and irreversibly through the break, even as their universe collapsed from the artifact's power. And through the break, they entered the Star Wars universe.

As they flowed through the space between space, surrounded by nothing, they saw in the lapse of a minute the history of their new universe. They saw the rise and fall of republics and empires, of war and peace. They saw the eternal conflict of Light and Dark, Jedi and Sith.

However, they are sent on opposite directions. She floated down from space, landing on the snowfields of Ilum atop the largest natural growth of Kyber Crystal on the planet. He fell through the burned atmosphere of Korriban and impacted into the tomb of a long-dead Sith Lord at massive speed, exploding its shell.

She was quickly found by the Jedi Order, who has detected a suspicious Cherenkov Radiation burst from right before she appeared. Her midichlorian counts are far higher than anything they have ever known. They were quick to accept her into their ranks.

The Jedi order was slower to reach him. It was after several years, when she became a Jedi Master, then they set out to capture him. She had planned to finally kill him for once and for all, but the artifact refused. Through its immense power, he broke through their containment procedures.

And thus began the fall of the Jedi, the rise of a new order. The Jedi Order was too small for her ambition, and so she left and eventually became the Supreme Chancellor of a New Republic. He followed his natural anger and hate, and through force of power united the Imperial Remnant into a Reborn Empire. And this will be the culmination of the conflict between the Republic and Empire, the war that would wipe the galaxy clean.

The Empire destroyed all.

(oh god the edge, help me)