Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27049198-20151028151936/@comment-28741271-20151031133812

Using a time machine, the turnip was snatched from Cheyser by a plant. For 25 minutes and people haven't snatched it back.

I saw the plant using the time machine with a blast processor, it fills me with determination: The power to teleport, break the 4th wall and travel back in time. So I followed it back in time, then I quickscope the plant before it can get the turnip.

I HAVE THE TURNIP!