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Holy $#!& did I just write this

Airtoum x Oniteo = Airtoum runs his palms over Oniteo's sticklike body. Oniteo smiles and pulls Airtoum closer to him. "Airtoum... you've been gone for so long. I missed you."

"I missed all of you guys too. I missed you, Oniteo, the most of all."

Oniteo starts crying. "How could you have done this to us?"

"I had- well- I don't know." Airtoum stammered.

"I- I love you." Airtoum looks at Oniteo. "That's something I didn't get the chance to say before you left."

"I knew. That was what made leaving the hardest."

"That's not what the hardest thing is right now. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" said Oniteo, pulling Airtoum onto a soft mixture of clouds, lava, and leaves in Hellven. Airtoum let Oniteo lay him down on the cushion. It was comfortable, smooth, slick. Oniteo begins undressing Airtoum. Once Airtoum is stark naked, Oniteo begins undressing himself.

"What method do we want do?" said Airtoum.

"I have some ideas."

"Surprise me."

Oniteo wraps his arms around Airtoum's back, pressing against him completely. Oniteo's hands slowly slide down Airtoum's back completely. Airtoum reaches around Oniteo's neck and pulls Oniteo's lips into his own. Their tongues trade places several times, as if they want to go down each other's throats.

Oniteo watched as Airtoum's eyes dilated, staring right back into Oniteo's eyes with universes of passion.

Oniteo began thrusting, and Airtoum began thrusting back. The world around them flickered around them as they went in and out of Hellven. A whirling wind began swooping around the the two, knocking their clothes far away.

The thrusting began increasing in intensity, stifled moans emerging from the noses of the still connected faces. Reality was breaking down around them, and the winds were now howling. Both of them were covered in sweat. The sensation was that of pure pleasure, lust, passion, and desire being satisfied, only to be replaced with an even stronger desire.

The two began thrashing around, their movements becoming violent and powerful. The moans grew as loud as screams. The two were now in a broken world, and the winds lifted the entire cushion off the ground, Oniteo and Airtoum both still on it, and threw it into the sky.

Finally, they both climaxed and covered each other's entire chest and face with [french onion dip]. Their mouths separated and they looked at each other and smiled giddily, [french onion dip] dripping from Airtoum's lips.