Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28301859-20170101024253/@comment-27790518-20170101055812

I go to the dimension the turnip is in, use a deanimator (makes it not alive) and put it in a box, which is in a 100^100 layered safe, in a heavily protected building, with a very large moat, on an extremely radioactive planet (don't worry, the turnip is unafected) in a solar system orbiting a black hole, on a very explosive galaxy, in a universe that is at total war, and anyone who enters the universe gets anihilated immediately, far, far, far, far, far, far away from the rest of the multiverse, so far that nothing can reach it. Did I mention no powers work in that universe and the safe is super-proofed (which means acid-proof, explosive-proof, anti-universal-bomb-proof- you get the idea) and it is super heavy?

MY TURNIP!