Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-30830592-20170419152219/@comment-27121914-20170420014456


 * Greetings, and salutations.
 * I am the Timeworn Kaiju, Steven Fedkin.
 * So, your evil plan is to flood the world with candies, so you can crush them all you want.
 * BUT:
 * If you wish for my assistance, then there's one condition:
 * YOU MUST GIVE ME YOUR VERY OWN SOUL. 
 * DO YOU ACCEPT THE DEAL WITH THE DEVIL?