Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-32684847-20170720192342/@comment-27121914-20170725133201

Invasion of SIS Conqueror

 * "Clone 5 uses his shadow ability to reduce damage taken. 73% remaining. He then responds by appearing behind the Constructor and twisting his head 180 degrees while crushing his neck with a Force Choke."
 * He's a robot, but he can feels pain. 66% HP remains!
 * And then the Constructor responds by backhanding Clone 5.
 * "Black Ops team 2 then retreats into the elevator, considering their job is done."
 * Acknowledged. Again, no battles will happen inside the ship's elevator.
 * "Clone 4 (the one at the life support) moves back to the elevator. He plans an assault on the Bridge."
 * My body is ready!
 * "Clone 1 takes damage. 77% remaining. he counters by detaching his Binary Saber into 2 and throws them at the Shadow. He then produces a dozen throwing lightsabers and throw them at the Shadow as well."
 * The Shadow counters them by launching Hex Shields at the sabers, but he got hit by one of them. 58% HP remains!
 * The Shadow of the Incarnate responds by morphing his left arm into a Wave Motion Gun and dissolves into the floor.
 * And then he appears behind Clone 1 and fires his Wave Motion Gun at him.
 * "the normal Mag Agents take quite some damage. one of my clones activate a Drive upgrade, giving troops increased battle skills. the Mag Agents fire back."
 * Praetorian 1 got hit by shotgun pellets. 79% HP remains!
 * Praetorian 2 dodges some of the explosives, but got hit by one of them. 82% HP remains!
 * Praetorian 3 resists the flamethrowers by 50%. 92% HP remains!
 * Praetorian 4 parries the big melee weapons with its katana!
 * The Praetorians respond by using Bullet Hell!
 * "Clone 3 chokes back, while parrying the lightsaber with his. He then throws it like an Executioner axe."
 * Turning gaseous won't protect him from the Force Choke, and he can't turn gaseous if he's being choked. 19% HP remains!
 * FINISH HIM! Saturnian Shieldbearer is unable to act this turn, and he got hit by the lightsaber!
 * CLONE 3 WINS. FATALITY.
 * After victory, Clone 3 gets teleported back to the Engine Room.
 * "Black Ops team 1 dodges as many Hellfire orbs as they can, but one is hit and take severe damage. (not incinerated: because shadows. however he lost his gear.) the one that got hit retreats to the Elevator, while the others try to set off some of the explosive ammo."
 * The Kerbal Kommander scatters the explosive ammo around the room by teleporting them!
 * Several bombs were detonated by Black Ops Team 1, but they were scattered around the room instead of being near each other, so a catastrophic explosion didn't happen.
 * Meanwhile, the Venusian Incinerator has 2/3 posts remaining before he can fight again.
 * "while the Constructor and Shadow is distracted, a couple of missiles (yes, missiles) fly through the Hypergates leading to the Federation stronghold. they somehow fly over the soldiers and troopers, and land far behind the main battle line."
 * Many troopers are killed!
 * "the Zombie Mag Agent has his mask (not helmet) knocked off. He responds by drawing out the giant axe from his pocket (yes, his pocket) and smashes the Giga Torchwood."
 * 76% HP remains!
 * Giga Torchwood uses Big Shot to fire a large projectile at the Zombie Mag Agent.
 * "the Boss Zombies are actually created by radiation and fire, and the rads they took only made them stronger. Now they rampage through the plants, charging for the L337 Martian Troopers."
 * Uranian Destructor: ...oops. [teleports away]
 * Remember the Enceladean Juggernaut? He's back!
 * The Enceladean Juggernaut punches the Boss Zombies, pushing them away before they get to attack the elite martian troopers.
 * And then he cuts them with high-pressure water (in case if you forgot, high-pressure water can cut steel).
 * "[...] then the elevator doors close, and Clone 4 and the 2 Black Ops teams head for the Bridge."
 * Congratulations, you found the command center of the ship. This is where the Kerbal Kommander gives commands to his underlings, and where alien commanders get ready to fight against elite entities and/or defend rooms by training inside virtual dimensions.
 * Nothing can be damaged in here, except the entities in this room.
 * Kerbal Kommander's HP: 97%
 * The Kerbal Kommander summons 12 Wave Motion Gun turrets to fight against the 2 Black Ops Team. Their lasers will rapidly chase the Black Ops Teams across the room.
 * The Kerbal Kommander summons 73 Gaster Blasters at Clone 4 and blasts him with them.