Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26822753-20171109173643/@comment-27121914-20171113135607

List of Current Players and Entities

 * 1) TimewornKaiju, the Embodiment of Chaos and Destruction  (Eldritch Alexis ♀ ) (65% Attack Power) (90% Internal HP) (Frost Impaler's Armor : 125% HP) (Ruby Armor) (Shield of Evil : 53% HP) (Energy Absorber API: 112% Integrity) (Anti-Friendly Fire API) (Gem Invincibility API) (Immune to forced teleportation by other entities) (LOVE IMMUNITY ) (Libido: 0% )
 * 2) [MIND-BOSS]  Darkmetal Sonic (100% HP) (Phase 2: Darkmetal Overlord) (Stuns with each successful hit) (Prism Armor: Reduced damage from everything and has a 50% chance to reflect projectiles) (Regular Shield)
 * 3) Svantechnical (Submachine Shotgun) (Iron Fist 1) (Volatile: Explodes once destroyed, damaging everything) (Prism Armor) (Regular Shield)
 * 4) Megafleet (Star-Powered Laser Cannon) (Iron Fist 2) (Volatile) (Prism Armor) (Regular Shield)
 * 5) Draconic Destruction (Iron Fist 3) (Volatile) (Prism Armor) (Regular Shield)
 * 6) Red Sun (Iron Fist 4) (Volatile) (Prism Armor) (Regular Shield)
 * 7) Iron Fist 5 (Crusher Barrier) (Volatile) (Prism Armor) (Regular Shield)
 * 8) Iron Fist 6 (Sphere of Destruction) (Volatile) (Prism Armor) (Regular Shield)
 * 9) [SPACE-BOSS]  The Lord of Lightning/The Ruined Dragon (Super Mario Odyssey) (160% HP) (Faster Than You: His speed scales with his victim's/opponent's, so he will always be faster than you) (Electrified Scales: Anyone who makes physical contact with him will get electrocuted instantly after touching him, and have their physical damage nullified as a result) (Prism Armor: Reduced damage from everything and has a 50% chance to reflect projectiles) (Regular Shield)
 * 10) [POWER-BOSS]  Ares, the God of War (100% HP) (Split Attack Thing: Bombards enemies with Weird Goo) (Prism Armor: Reduced damage from everything and has a 50% chance to reflect projectiles) (Regular Shield)
 * 11) Praetorian 1 (Prism Armor) (Regular Shield)
 * 12) Praetorian 2 (Faster Than You) (Prism Armor) (Regular Shield)
 * 13) Sweg Dragon, the Draconic Soul  (Assi-Limit API) (Holo-Forminator API) (Heatseeker API) (Healinator API) (Immortality API) (Broken MERCY: Cannot assist their own entities, but can still directly attack other entities)
 * 14) Providence, the Profaned God 
 * 15) Profaned Guardian A (Attacker Guardian) 
 * 16) Profaned Guardian B (Defender Guardian) 
 * 17) <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px brown, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px orange">Profaned Guardian C (Healer Guardian) 
 * 18) <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px grey, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px black">The Devourer of Gods (Final Form) 
 * 19) <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px purple">The Devourer of Thots/Another Worm Boss 
 * 20) <span style="color:brown;text-shadow:0 0 1px brown, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px green">Jungle Dragon, Yharon 
 * 21) Bumblebirb A
 * 22) Bumblebirb B
 * 23) Bumblebirb C
 * 24) Bumblebirb D
 * 25) Bumblebirb E
 * 26) Type: Sparky (P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Mini P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Phantom Rider Suit)
 * 27) [SUPERBOSS] EG-02 Egg Walker
 * 28) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-1 Death Egg Robot
 * 29) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-2 Big Arms
 * 30) [FLEET] Brevon's Fleet
 * 31) [SUPERBOSS] Lord Brevon
 * 32) Sassafras
 * 33) Tons of other random stuff
 * 34) 404 found, the Fleet Admiral
 * 35) [FLEET] Imperial Fleet
 * 36) Sonar553, the Shadow of Darkness (Hex Shield)
 * 37) [FLEET] Patapon Airships
 * 38) Oiniteoderfla12
 * 39) Fighter Aircraft
 * 40) SnufflesTheDog (85% HP)
 * 41) Planet Cake (Layers: 1-39, 41-59) (52nd Layer: Frozen) (20th Layer: Marshmallow Trees) (40th Layer: A few houses and some trees)
 * 42) [BOSS] <span style="color:red;text-shadow:1px 1px 1px orange, 2px 2px 2px red, 3px 3px 3px black">The Energy Monarch  (Energy Depleted: 4/10)
 * 43) Strange Heart Entity
 * 44) Zombie Lava Magpies of DOOM
 * 45) Brown Eevee
 * 46) Pizzaking161

LOCATION: FUNKING (Type: Sparky)

 * "PREPARING ORBITAL NUKE"
 * lol
 * Turns out that not even my loyal assistant can withstand the egg creation procedures.
 * When the nuke is launched for real, an Iron Fist will appear and use Rocket Punch in order to counter the nuke.

HENRY STICKMIN (Oiniteoderfla12)

 * "Oinite is about to transform into his inner shipper, but is luckilly delayed by the Ultimate Blaster."
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px pink, 1px 1px 1px pink">Why don't you join the Dark Side? We have cookies! ^_^ 
 * "His Fighter Aircraft returns to him. He gets on the aircraft and flies towards Steven, but invisible to see what sweg and steven is doing lol ecks dee to prevent anymore.. Uhm.. How do I say this.. Love making?"
 * If it's the former, then <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px pink, 1px 1px 1px pink">I'll allow it! ^_^ 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px pink, 1px 1px 1px pink">Libido: 7% 
 * If it's the latter, then I use the Mind Gem to pinpoint the Fighter Aircraft's location and shoot it down with a barrage of fuel-draining Frost Impaler's Spears.

TRIGGERED ADMIRAL (404 found)

 * "I activate an emergency ZK prevention scenario."
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px pink, 1px 1px 1px pink">lol. It's fine! I can create another one if I want! ^_^  <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">AND I'LL FORCE YOU TO WATCH US CREATING A UNIVERSE VIA LOVEMAKING THIS TIME. >:) 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px pink, 1px 1px 1px pink">Libido: 18% 
 * "a Scranton Reality Bender with a fusion core goes through a portal to the egg, and breaks reality around it. effectively destroying the universe."
 * What is wrong with you? Can't we have a universe that's safe from Sweg's and my influence? Or are you too  TRIGGERED  to care?
 * "THIS CANNOT ESCAPE CONTAINMENT!"
 * The Orphic Egg has been destroyed!
 * You felt your sins crawling on your back.
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">What I always wanted since I was born, is to create an everlasting universe by my own hands, via any means possible. And it's unnecessary for me to bring said universe under my command, for there are countless other universes to conquer. 
 * Whatever. <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px pink, 1px 1px 1px pink">You desire us to copulate with each other again, don't you? ^_^ 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px pink, 1px 1px 1px pink">Libido: 27% 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px pink, 1px 1px 1px pink">I daydream about decorating my room with Sweg Dragon posters, and a Sweg body pillow to hug in my sleep. ❤️ 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px pink, 1px 1px 1px pink">Libido: 50% 
 * "Meanwhile each Imperial Fleet unit prepares their weapons."
 * Oh boy.
 * "Meanwhile I am in the AFS Independence drafting a neutralization protocol to permanently destroy the 2 dragons and wipe the event from everyone's mind."
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px pink, 1px 1px 1px pink">You may erase that event from everyone's mind, but you can't stop us from causing another! ^_^ 
 * "While I wait for Steven to notice his egg vaporized (and fighting Ryu in a medieval sword fight) I use hax to tell the Fleet to start firing away."
 * I just noticed that! <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px pink, 1px 1px 1px pink">And all thanks to you, I desire Sweg once more! Mmmm...! 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px pink, 1px 1px 1px pink">Libido: 68% 
 * I unleash an omnidirectional Gravity Wave from my body, pushing the entirely of the Imperial Fleet and its projectiles away from me! <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px pink, 1px 1px 1px pink">Nobody dares to interrupt our intimacy! 

SHADE OF DARK (Sonar553)
I I I x I I I I x (x = eaten)
 * "I just read you and Sweg's alliance post.... WTF did i just read... I throw a fire grenade at you for this."
 * The Shield of Evil pushes the Fire Grenade away with a Gravity Wave. 53% HP remains!
 * "ANYWAYS!!!1!!!one You got the puzzle wrong."
 * "PENALTY! Attack power decreased by 35%! 1/20 damage more!"
 * Darn it! Attack power down! But it's not like I can measure my own attack level anyway, since this is RFF.
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px pink, 1px 1px 1px pink">But it doesn't matter if I can get out of boredom by making love with Sweg as usual. ❤️ 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px pink, 1px 1px 1px pink">Libido: 81% 
 * "YET ANOTHER ONE!!!! This time, there are 9 chocolates, and all of them are thin and long in shape like one of those weird biscuits."
 * Another one?
 * "your goal: Eat the two that is not I."
 * "(Trust me, this is really confusing, but once you find the solution, it is quite simple.) Hint: Helvetica is bad."
 * Well, there are slight differences between a capital I and a lowercase l for some fonts.
 * "Oohoroc uses Meteor Shower and attacks everyone for the next two rounds."
 * I launch a large Gravity Wave at the meteors that are heading for me, pushing them away.
 * And then I summon Destruction Blasters behind the meteors that are being pushed and blast disintegrating Crimson Superlasers at them from behind.

SQUAT DOG (SnufflesTheDog)

 * "The Strange Heart Entity absorbs the Sphere of destruction and transforms it into love. It then expels that love onto TimewornKaiju, causing [DATA EXPUNGED]"
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px pink, 1px 1px 1px pink">Libido: 100% FULLY CHARGED!! 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">You fool! You don't want to watch me do things with Sweg again, don't you? 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">Remember that I'm no longer allergic to love, mortal! 
 * "Everyone gets a set of Popcorn Bomb Defusers, alongside a cupcake"
 * I put the Popcorn Bomb Defusers in my pocket dimension. When would I get to use this, anyway?
 * And... ooh, cupcake!
 * I eat the cupcake by turning it into raw atoms and then consume them through my vacuum mouth.

EVENING BROWNIE (Brown Eevee)

 * "I then crack one of time's gems but time has to figure out which one got cracked (can't be restored)"
 * The Reality Gem resonates with defiance of reality...
 * I choose the Reality Gem to be the one to get shattered.
 * But it refused.
 * The Reality Gem has restored itself, for it refuses to accept its fate!
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">I'm afraid that you can't do that, Mr. Evening Brownie. 
 * Type: Sparky: "Lolno that would never happen. /null"
 * Turns out, this guy was right.
 * Until I change my mind, I only get to use the Infinity Gauntlet in my Eldritch Form, AKA until Sweg is defeated, and after that, I'll use it again when I transform into my Eldritch Form again.

NOTTO DISU SHITTO AGEN (TimewornKaiju x Sweg Dragon (?) )

 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px pink, 1px 1px 1px pink">Sweg... 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px pink, 1px 1px 1px pink">Our egg has been destroyed by 404 found, the Fleet Admiral. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px pink, 1px 1px 1px pink">And I want to ask you something~ ❤️ 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px pink, 1px 1px 1px pink">Now that my love allergy is gone, I have to admit that my libido is going out of control... 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px pink, 1px 1px 1px pink">I... want to make love with you agai- 
 * Libido is reduced to 0.
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">JUST KIDDING. NOT THIS TIME. But... but...  <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px pink, 1px 1px 1px pink">I can always do it again after you post if you wish so... ❤️