Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20160816105749/@comment-26877467-20160817231454

That means you won't have it on you the next day, and you leave your phone at home to charge. But a military official accidentially thinks you're their commanding officer and sends you nuke launch codes, and someone accidentially breaks into your house, and tries to steal your phone, but he somehow accidentially types "launch dem nuke codes" and the whole world blows up.

I'm probably stretching the term "apocalypse," but whatever.

I punched that like button in the face like a boss