Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20180806142152/@comment-27790518-20180812032511

Ender: But enough tomfoolery! Time to show you what I am capable of! [Beta] MY ARM!!! MY ARM!!! [Oinite] Of all the things I have to be hit by the most, it just had to be lasers... [Oinite] ...Ham? Why ha- [Beta] ... Ender: Hehehe... I'M NOT DONE YET!
 * Ender charges at Beta with a battleaxe, slicing his arm off with said weapon.
 * Then Ender fires a Dorito Lazor at Oinite, successfully hitting him. After that, Ender slams a giant bottle of Mountain Dew onto Beta.
 * Beta staggers as he tries to get to Ender, but he is stunned, causing him to fall over.
 * Then Ender takes off his glasses and fires lasers from his eyes, hitting Oinite. He too falls over.
 * Ender teleports behind Beta and picks him up then throws Beta at Oinite. He summons a Rekting Ball and rides on it. He charges at the duo, slamming them away.
 * But because of the Arena Barrier, the two simply slam against it, and fall back onto the ground.
 * His final attack is to infuse his sword with Mountain Dew. Then he goes ham on the duo with it. Literally. As he slashes his sword, ham is spawned in and thrown at the heroes.
 * Ender slashes the heroes - and the ham - with his sword, giving Oinite scars. The pain causes him to faint.
 * And finally, Ender makes a ham sandwich and stuffs it in Beta's mouth, then he slaps him, causing him to (once again), fall over.
 * And all of that happened in so little time, the duo had no time to react to the attacks.