Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28256389-20160509153356/@comment-26877467-20160513150705

Words can't describe this

Dance while beating 5 levels at once on 5 different devices (both mobile and Steam have to be in there) at the same time as juggling chainsaws while [REDACTED] with a bucket of math. After beating the five levels you have to go and like Spike Spike and exactly 12 comments on it, but none of the comments can be the most recent one. Then you have to go onto a computer, completely beat Minecraft in hardcore survival mode, then pull out a phone and beat Ystep. Throw the phone at the bottom right of the minecraft window, hard enough to completely shatter your screen. Then you have to jump off a building onto a matress factory 4 times while saying a tounge twister while eating seeded watermelons. Then you have to uninstall Geometry Dash, and when you reinstall it it will be Geometry Dash Ultra. In Geometry Dash Ultra, there are no user levels and only one official level. It's harder than Cataclysm and if you can beat it while balancing on a chair while balancing the chair on one leg, then you unlock a new color.