Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20171007145932/@comment-27080660-20171014235742

Turns out there's nothing to do here, so enjoy the post.

A VERY long post, even for my standards.


 * Sparky attempts to trap Duke Fishron  inside a barrier. However, in his 3rd phase, Duke Fishron's  able to essentially teleport, and he escapes without a second thought.


 * Sparky's pathetic excuses for Swegonium fanfics do absolutely nothing to me.


 * You REALLY don't know me, do you? Fanfics don't hinder me, they give me POWER. (Just ask Steven.)
 * Using Sparky's own logic against him, I use the power of the fanfics to summon and use a COC Zap on Sparky and his ship. Which, as it apparently has an INSTANT effect, prevents him from jumping into hyperspace, WHILE leaving him stunned and wide open to my barrage of attacks!
 * I also place a Block-Breaking Fomula inside the zap, preventing Sparky from using a shield of any sort to block the attack.
 *  TRIGGERED  yet? :3
 * And as you're no longer a distraction, I can easily just whale on your Phantom Gunner. 
 * I skewer the Phantom Gunner from all sides with my Galaxia Tendrils.  As Sparky's now been stunned and left to deal with last turn's attacks, he'll be unable to assist his Phantom Gunner now, going off of his own logic.
 * I know you're going to find some way to ensure your gunner fires its missiles anyways, so I surround every entity I control with a Radi-absorb barrier, powering up every entity if affected with radiation.
 * As for me, I'm a being of pure energy. There's no organic matter for radiation to destroy.
 * The shockwaves from the explosions do some damage though.
 * I counter Sparky's Ice Ring blast with a plume of Plasmatic Fire,  which, of course, burns straight through and barrels towards Sparky. This doesn't do any damage, it simply counters Sparky's drill maneuver.
 * And now, while Sparky's wide open (Your own words, buddy), I fire a barrage of millions of Stasis Pulses  from every possible direction, effectively freezing him WHILE he's stunned.
 * Now that you're frozen (Unless you want to prove your own COC logic false), I can have some REAL fun!
 * (I'm also just gonna assume you assisted everyone already, otherwise it's gonna seem like I'm godmodding.)
 * I'll begin by surrounding me and Sparky with Infernadoes-  Massive, impenetrable tornadoes used by a powerful jungle creature. This'll prevent any interference of any kind! (Teleporting doesn't work either. Believe me, I've tried.)
 * I also put up an Anti-Alteration bubble around the entire vicinity, preventing any reality warping for this turn.
 * Now, I can finally take out my anger on you... Prepare for an ESSAY of attacks.
 * I begin by using Galaxia Tendrils  (These really are different from Red Miles, I swear) to grab both the DER and Phantom Gunner, and use them to crush the stunned Sparky in between! I do this about 10 times, before moving on to my next attack.
 * I summon a Sparky Voodoo Doll, a modified version of the Guide Voodoo Doll, and throw it into a nearby Infernado,  essentially causing the worst burns possible on every surface of his body. (No, this won't awaken the god of eternal nightmares.)
 * I use one massive Galaxia Tendril  to grab the writhing Sparky by the neck, and 2 others to grab him by the legs. Then I attempt to literally rip his head off.
 * This probably doesn't work, so I just have the Moon Lord  smash his head in with their fists repeatedly.
 * I fire one more COC Zap at Sparky, just to make sure he's really stunned. (Remember, all of this is going off of your OWN logic, Sparky!)
 * Alright, that's enough for you.
 * I can't really kill you anyways, so instead I'll focus on your other entities.
 * I begin assaulting the Phantom Gunner by turning into my Phantasmal Hyperspear  form, and slicing through it at maximum speed, without giving it any chance to dodge.
 * Then, I'll summon a massive slab of rock, as large as the moon, and repeatedly slam the Phantom Gunner under it.
 * I'll also hook onto its chest with my Chain Of Light,   and rip its heart out by yanking back on the chain at immense force.
 * Ahhh, this feels good.
 * Now for the DER. 
 * I'll begin by knocking it back and stunning it with a few blasts from my Off Waves.  Nothing major at first.
 * As a follow-up, I'll skewer its weak spot (The torso/underside) with hundreds of Galaxia Tendrils. 
 * I finish off by grabbing an everyday knife and stabbing the stunned Sparky straight through the skull. Not intended to do much damage, but boy does it feel good.
 * Ahhh, that's satisfying.
 * Now for you, Steven.


 * Having been freed from Catastrophe  and Cataclysm's  grasp, Ra turns to continue fighting the <span style="color:grey;text-shadow:0 0 1px green, 1px 1px 1px white, 1px 1px 1px lime">Moon Lord.  It isn't much of a fight, and soon enough, his Super Solar Pillar decimates the 2 remaining eye sockets.
 * All 3 <span style="color:aqua;text-shadow:0 0 1px turquoise, 1px 1px 1px lime, 1px 1px 1px aqua">True Eyes of Cthulhu  have been released!
 * What's this?! The <span style="color:grey;text-shadow:0 0 1px green, 1px 1px 1px white, 1px 1px 1px lime">Moon Lord's  core still hasn't been revealed!
 * That's right- This is the Revengeance Mode <span style="color:grey;text-shadow:0 0 1px green, 1px 1px 1px white, 1px 1px 1px lime">Moon Lord.  
 * In Revengeance Mode, the <span style="color:aqua;text-shadow:0 0 1px turquoise, 1px 1px 1px lime, 1px 1px 1px aqua">True Eyes of Cthulhu  ARE killable.
 * As a matter of fact, you're REQUIRED to kill all 3 eyes before the core's revealed.
 * Now it's a fair fight.
 * The <span style="color:grey;text-shadow:0 0 1px green, 1px 1px 1px white, 1px 1px 1px lime">Moon Lord  summons his own Super-Pillar: A giant version of the Stardust Pillar!
 * Contents of the Super Stardust Pillar: 
 * Thousands of Super Star Cells. Alone, these things can't hurt anything, but in numbers, they're devastating. Plus, when they're destroyed, they split into smaller versions.
 * These take care of the Super Corites with ease, and deal with 1 of the Super Crawltipedes before being eradicated.
 * Next up: A horde of Super Twinkle Poppers. These crab-like enemies spawn smaller Twinkles, which explode on contact. These explode on the Super Drakomire Riders'  mounts, which topples and cripples the Drakomires before swarming over the Drakanians and eradicating them easily. However, some still remain...
 * As for the Selenians, those are engaged by 5 Super Milkyway Weavers. These giant worms have over twice the health, and twice the size. They tear through the Selenians with ease, along with the final few Drakanians. 
 * Finally, the Super Sroller and 3 Super Crawltipedes are all that remain. Suddenly, the giant solar golem's grabbed and crushed by a giant, writhing mass of tentacles!
 * It's a COLOSSAL Giga Flow Invader! It crushes the Super Sroller, and fires its 3 projectiles at the 3 Super Crawltipedes, finishing those off as well.
 * That takes care of the pillar for now...
 * Remaining pillar enemies: 16 Super Star Cells, 8 Super Twinkle Poppers, 5 Super Milkyway Weavers, and 1 Giga Flow Invader.
 * As for the sun god himself, I'll deal with him later.
 * <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">Supreme Calamitas  calls upon her brothers for assistance once more, and the 3 Calamity Siblings fire one, concentrated <span style="color:orange;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px crimson">Eradication Ray,  an amalgamation of the 3's strongest attacks. This tears through the avalanche, and hits the Frost Leviathan in the process, turning it into a fire-type.
 * Now that it's a fire-type, <span style="color:aqua;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px lime">Duke Fishron  deals massive damage via a gargantuan Cthulhunado, which it uproots right under the massive serpent!
 * However, as it's not paying full attention, it doesn't notice the newcomer, and its barrage of spears!
 * Due to <span style="color:aqua;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px lime">Duke Fishron's  sheer speed, it's able to unintentionally avoid most of the spears... However, one of them lands a direct hit, slicing one of <span style="color:aqua;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px lime">Duke Fishron's  tusks clean off, dealing massive damage!
 * Turning to face Darkceus, <span style="color:aqua;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px lime">Duke Fishron's  entered its Enraged Mode! Twice the damage, twice the speed, twice the fun!
 * He immediately smashes into Darkceus, with force so immense it sends him careening a few hundred meters back.
 * Perhaps you could use its rage to your advantage???
 * Well, that's all of my COUNTERACTIONS.
 * Now for the fun.
 * All 3 <span style="color:aqua;text-shadow:0 0 1px turquoise, 1px 1px 1px lime, 1px 1px 1px aqua">True Eyes of Cthulhu  engage in Touhou Formation,  and fire off a stream of <span style="color:aqua;text-shadow:0 0 1px white, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px aqua">Phantasmal Bolts  in a spiral towards Steven, resulting in a hailstorm of attacks that looks something likethis.
 * Now that the Fist-O-War's done, I grab Steven by the neck with my <span style="color:yellow;text-shadow:0 0 1px gold, 1px 1px 1px yellow, 1px 1px 1px orange">Chain Of  Light,  attempting to force him onto the ground. Once that's done, <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">Supreme Calamitas  rains down a massive meteor straight onto Steven's head. <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px red">Catastrophe  lights the meteor on fire, while <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px yellow, 1px 1px 1px red">Cataclysm  clamps down on it from behind, propelling it forward faster than the speed of sound!
 * And that's all for this post. Don't even ask me how long this one took.