Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26336673-20170217184725/@comment-29191679-20170219212753

 WARNING!

 Boss incoming

Music

'''The Wing Battleship enters. Alpha654 targets the Colossus, then targets its Improbability Drive. It enters Knife Mode.'''

 Uh... Guys?

 Something's wrong, isn't it?

 There's a ship heading towards us at high speed. It's not Elite, it's not Starsector, and every scan shows it as an "Unknown Ship".

 Is there anything we can-

The Wing Battleship slices straight through the Colossus, destroying the primary Improbability Drive.

What was that!?

 Don't ask me! All I know is that it sliced your ship in half!

The battleship disengages Knife Mode and turns around, barraging the Colossus with plasma torpedoes.