Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-31208684-20180317084418/@comment-26073440-20180318193337

 We should go recruit Pulgotic

Why?

 Metic told me our lives will be near impossible without Pulgotic

So? It’s still possible!

 0.01% possible

Ugh... Alright, you go, and we will stay here.

 Okay!

I go to recruit Pulgotic

 Beast! We need help!

 Then fight me! Fight me on my planet Gotopular! If you win, I’ll turn. If you lose, I get to eat your iron soul. Deal?

 Deal!