Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20180523015504/@comment-29646689-20180525102413

I first throw a ring of Scranton Reality Anchors that will literally nullify your "magic" "turbolasers" just because they are magic and is bending reality.

I then summon a whole lot of ships, have them dump power, then drain power from the shield. and btw, when I say "a whole lot" I mean like the entire Imperial Fleet. and its Superweapons.

Weeks of draining later

When the shield falls, the Imperial Fleet executes Exterminatus on the planet. This wipes out everything. Except MY TURNIP which I claim.

the Imperial Fleet leaves, and I slowly dig a hole on the planet to bury the turnip in.