Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26336673-20171205184111/@comment-24314595-20171230032153

(In a distant land, a figure sits in a corner)

(It reveals itself to be a pixelated cat, who is holding a mysterious pearl)

Pixelcat: (weak) I cannot be like this. So cold, alone, and scared. (cough) Pixel Pearl, please, send out a signal to anyone who has (cough) the heart to help a dying kitty...

(The pearl proceeds to pursue an individual who can help)