Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-33732017-20180430011414/@comment-26877467-20180519041409

Insulting jokes, since political comments are needed to run governments.

I apologize for posting this again.

Would you rather:


 * Live in fast motion, meaning everything but you moves at half the speed, but live only half of your lifetime (relative to everyone else, you grow old and die while someone born at the same time at you is only middle-aged)


 * Live in slow motion, meaning everything but you moves at twice the speed, but live twice of your lifetime (relative to everyone else, you are only middle-aged when someone born at the same time as you is growing old and dying)