Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25406802-20180316232846/@comment-26134218-20180317012300

Do not read this fanfiction for your own sanity. Seriously, don’t.

SwegToum Reborn

‘I fall down from the sky and break eight of my legs.’

Sweg noticed the message. “Could it be...”

Something in his pants stood up. He was back. He was really back. Sweg immediately rushed to Airtoum’s house.

Sweg knocked on the door.

“Yes?” replied a voice.

Sweg answered in his most flirtatious voice, “Hey. It seems like you’re back, huh? Well...”

“I’m interested.”

“The fanfiction I wrote 2 years ago... those were real feelings I had for you.” Airtoum blushed hard. “R-really?”

Sweg responded, now sounding more confident. “That wasn’t goat crap. Those were real feelings, and-“

Sweg was leaning against the door when Airtoum swayed open the door.

Immediately, Airtoum pulled Sweg in. For a split second, Sweg was pleasantly confused but after that he knew what to do. They shared a passionate kiss and didn’t let go until they got to a door. This door led to a bedroom.

Sweg opened the door. They saw a huge bed in front of them.

“You and I know what to do, baby.” said Airtoum in an extremely suggestive voice.

Airtoum pulled Sweg onto the bed and started to rip off his clothes. Sweg only had underwear on after that happened. Airtoum slowly took it off, revealing-

[REDACTED FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY]

“-that tasted soooooo good!” said Airtoum. “And now, it’s my turn!”

Airtoum took off all his clothes. Airtoum was about to [REDACTED] when Sweg interrupted.

“I think I have a better idea. ;)” said Sweg.

Sweg went up behind Airtoum and they started thrusting. They thrusted with the force of a million trucks.

“OH, SWEG”

They were both in immense pleasure.

They both were about to hit their climax, until...

“WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!”

“Ender?” asked Sweg, surprised.

“Hey, Ender!” said Airtoum, in a suggestive voice again.

“You can join in the fun, too. ;)”

“I mean...uh...”

Ender immediately took off his clothes and got in the middle of Sweg and Airtoum, leaving the door open.

“Mmm, yes” said Ender, feeling really comfortable in his position.

This went on for about 72 hours. “Guys...” said Airtoum.

“Thanks for this experience. It’s the most fun I have ever had since I came back.”

There was MAYONNAISE stains everywhere.

Sweg kissed Airtoum, then he and Ender put on their clothes and left the house.

Cookie, who documented all this, immediately booked a session with a therapist.

THE END