Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20171112024158/@comment-27383731-20171123012210

 Bavarium? GAH! Child's play! If you really want something incredible, take a look at THIS! *brings out a small green metal bar*

 What is that?

 Celulite. It's indestructible, and its melting point is over 4 quintillion degrees Celsius!