Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25358024-20151130174123/@comment-26317392-20151206210155

I throw the vending machine at RisingFire. Then, I suck the blood out of him before he can ;-;

I call all of the best players of GD to fight against the defenders. I get them to 460 shrekscope the defenders 460 times.

I summon Satan to banish the defenders to hell and make them stay there, leaving everything behind. I also tell Satan to tell the other people in hell to rebel against the defenders. I collect all of the equipment that the defenders left behind and share them among the attackers.