Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20180806142152/@comment-26073440-20180811192931

 And now to soothe our waiting with some verses from Aggron's Book of SAFF and Stuff; Original Version (OV) 

''1. Oh, you hypocrites, failing to read the SAFF posts that take 30 seconds to read but proceeding to read those in which take 10 minutes. Instead, read both, rather than favorite one and ignore the other. ''

''2. So is this; reading posts that are from one, but not another; those that you are in, but not the ones you aren't. Instead, read them all the same. ''

''3. Do not derail the plot, for it is very much worked as you work. If you work hard for an hour to fix your electric box, and then someone destroys it, how do you feel? So inasmuch many work weeks or so on a whole plot. Therefore, thou shalt not derail such a plot. ''

 I feel as though this is gonna be a long day...