Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26336673-20171205184111/@comment-24314595-20171230033857

Pixelcat: P-Pearl... You’re back. And who is this you have brought me?

Red: Hi, I’m Red. I saw this pearl here and it was leading me somewhere. I guess that somewhere was to you.

Pixelcat: I have gotten really hurt in my previous bout. The enemy... he was colored blue. The beaming red eyes were unmistakable. His name had something to do with... a file extension. (cough) I need a rematch with this evil beast! But first, I require some power. May you go fetch me a ball of yarn?

Red: Um... okay. I’ll try to find you some yarn, I guess.

Pixelcat: (cough) Great. You are already turning out to be a good ally.