Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27080660-20170823000831/@comment-27121914-20170823132701

The Shadow of Darkness' Rampage (Sonar553)

 * "I shoot 4 different beams at him. Paralysis, Electrocution, Shriveling, Critical."
 * I open Thesaurus.com in order to prepare antonym beams to counter them.
 * "Obviously, he'd try to absorb them to nullify the damage as well as negate the side effects, So i sugarcoat the attacks with a Large User Magnet/Anvil Hybrid (LOLOLOL) (Used from Magic Notebook) so that Steven would not be able to absorb those beams and the Anvil would hit him instead."
 * So, I get pulled towards that thing?
 * Well then, seeing as I can't evade it...
 * Right before the magnetic anvil hits me, I impale it with Red Miles, which are pieces of me, so they get pulled towards it as well.
 * The anvil immediately gets disintegrated after it got impaled.
 * "But that's not enough, is it? I shoot 12 SONAR Beams at Sound-Type to be sure, and then throw a Lamp of Death at him."
 * I put on a pair of Deafening Headphones. Once worn, the wearer will be unable to hear anything. How does this work? These headphones will eliminate any kind of sounds that moves into the wearer's personal space. But, if they aren't worn, then they won't have this effect.
 * And then I throw some Slience Grenades at those SONAR Beams. They're grenades which, once detonated, will eliminate sound in the affected radius, to the point of complete silence for 10 seconds.
 * After that, I blast a Void Sphere from my mouth at that lamp, erasing it from existence.
 * "I EXPLODE MASSIVELY, SO ANYONE IN MY VICINITY WOULD TAKE SERIOUS DAMAGE."
 * I get shattered into Red Miles, but then I quickly reassemble.
 * "I send a single SONAR BEAM that encircles around me and gets bigger by the process. EVERYONE WILL BE HIT WITH THE SONAR BEAM. YOR OPTIONS ARE TO TAKE THE BLOW OR TO FIND A WAY TO AVOID IT."
 * Type: Sparky: "While it's being fired, I take a leaf out of Timeworn's book and use ZA WARUDO! While it's happening, I overload too many volts of electricity into then teleport Sonar to the Egg Reverie (search it up). OFC Sonar will find a way to escape but that's going to lessen the impact for a bit. Then I get the gem to literally annihilate the SONAR beam."

Draconium Universe (Sweg Dragon)

 * "Still haven't disabled my Off Waves, have you? What a shame."
 * Well, I did that just to wake you up, not to engage a direct battle with the core.
 * "I fire another blast of Off Waves straight at Sonar and Steven. They're knocked back to the start again, suffering massive damage in the process."
 * k
 * Massive damage? Ouch.
 * "In its last stand, being superbly weakened, Holo-Mega Crab fires every single one of its weapons at everyone currently attacking it, resulting in a maelstrom of lasers, bullets, and cannon shells. And yes, you'll have to find a way to block all of them."
 * I launch a continuous barrage of Gravity Waves to reflect the bullets and cannonballs.
 * About the lasers, well, I just counter them with my own barrage of lasers.
 * "With the second hologram down, the Holo-Defense API's lost half of its health."
 * Acknowledged.
 * "It quickly projects its third hologram, Holo-Masterfarkos. A near-perfect clone of the all-powerful X Warrior from Break The Chest. A couple traits and abilities were lost in the cloning process, but alas, such is life."
 * While Holo-Masterfarkos' X-Blade is parrying with Sparky's Phantom Mace, I slice him with my own sword: The Blade of Equilibrium. 
 * A sword made from the element of Equilibrium. Essentially a lightsaber that's created by combining light and darkness, resulting in an element that's 108 times stronger than both light and dark combined.
 * I use Ladder to Hell and throws one of my health bars at Holo-Masterfarkos, and then that health bar explodes into a massive amount of blood. (3spooky5me!)
 * (As 404 found has mentioned before, the Broken God had a health bar around the size of Hell, and he assumes that I have a health bar that's around 20 times larger than the Broken God's HP, and I accept that assumption).
 * The blood encases around Holo-Masterfarkos like he's the core of a planet.
 * The blood's pressure get significantly increased. It now has enough force to crush an entire planet.
 * And then I boil the blood to the temperature of 666 million degrees.
 * After that, the sphere of blood splits into several tendrils of Red Miles erupting from it.
 * Those tendrils return to Holo-Masterfarkos and brutally impale him.
 * "Holo-Masterfarkos quickly calls upon the power of their X Star, using its power to launch a massive hailstorm of deadly rainbow comets at every player in sight."
 * I destroy the rainbow comets that are heading for me by impaling them with Red Miles.

Celebration Cake (Btd456Creeper)

 * "The Ancient Players from the first layer of the cake are dead. However, due to the rewinding, TWO more layers of the cake die!"
 * Layers destroyed: 2/10.
 * "The first summons an Ancient Player with a device, who runs and escapes into the quiet parts of Sweg's universe, and a weird pentagon that can only be destroyed by the thing the Ancient Player ran away with."
 * I deploy another Omega PEKKA to hunt down that Ancient Player!
 * The Omega PEKKA uses its Teleporation Module to teleport to the Ancient Player, and then it speaks:
 * SURRENDER THAT DEVICE, OR DIE.
 * And then it uses Crimson Barrage against the Ancient Players. It's a barrage of red orbs made of destruction, which are fired from its eyes.
 * "The second summons anti-forcefields around everyone, which act like damage-increasing magnets. It also 360-noscopes everyone, even across the universe."
 * I summon an energy shield. It nullifies the anti-forcefield that surrounds me, destroying each other.
 * (Physical damage could barely do anything against me anyway).
 * I stop the bullet from the noscope using telekinesis.

SIS Chronos

 * Pizzaking161: "Awake from my sleep i Read the daily kerbal. it says a random explosion lead to the fate of the kerbal kommander and the ship and a new one called SIS Chronos has arrived. I cheer for the fate of the kommander and run for my life for other attacks"
 * Well, it was de-summoned because my computer has suddenly broke. Now that I have access to an old computer, I think it's time for it to return...
 * I re-summon SIS Chronos.
 * The second Scourge-class Elemental Supertitan. It has everything that SIS Conqueror had: Elemental powers, new powers as the plot demands, invincibility from exterior attacks, Wave Motion Guns, Zephyr Fighters, alien commanders who came from planets inside the Solar System and known exoplanets, etc.
 * The only way to destroy a Scourge-class Elemental Supertitan is to teleport inside it and kill its admiral. In Chronos's case: The Lord of Breath and Time.
 * In addition, the LoBaT commands two groups of subordinates: The Felt (15 billiards-themed mobsters of Time from Homestuck) and Major Arcana (tarot-themed warriors of Breath).
 * I roll a dice. The result is 4.
 * I use a RNG to generate a random number for 4 times. The result is 11, 10, 14, and 5.
 * SIS Chronos's admiral, the Lord of Breath and Time (or Lobat), who is Airtoum's clone, deploys 4 members of the Felt to fight Pizzaking: Crowbar, Stitch, Sawbuck, and Matchsticks.
 * Number 7, Crowbar: Has a crowbar that can destroy time-manipulating artifacts and revert time-manipulating actions.
 * Number 9, Stitch: Can create effigies of various people made from the Felt's spare hats. He can heal his fellow members by sewing effigies back. But if his effigies are damaged, so does the respective entity. (They're basically voodoo dolls).
 * Number 10, Sawbuck: Once hurt, he teleports himself and those surrounding him to a random point in the timeline. He takes minor damage from each attack since he and his surroundings are quickly teleported to another place.
 * Number 11, Matchsticks: Can use fires as a gateway to different points in time. In other words, he travels through time through fire. Countless clones of Matchsticks will appear from the fire if he doesn't quickly put them out. (They're from countless alternate timelines).
 * Crowbar repeatedly hits Pizzaking with his crowbar.
 * Stitch creates an effigy of Pizzaking and then he stabs it, hurting Pizzaking himself in process.
 * Sawbuck launches himself at Pizzaking like a cannonball, and then he punches Pizzaking.
 * Matchsticks throws a Molotov cocktail at Pizzaking, which explodes into fire. 4 Matchsticks clones have emerged from the fire!