Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28741271-20151201103111/@comment-28741271-20151222132338

"I properly spawn my 2 companions: Chestmeat (a dog.) Dogg (person. not a real dog)"


 * I don't think Chestmeat is a fitting name for a Combat Dog.


 * You spawned Avis! He looked like this. He's just a white dog piloting a mech that looks like an Armor. His mech's size is that of an Adult Human.


 * Avis (Dog) (600000/600000)


 * You spawned Snoop Dogg! He smokes weed everyday. He's a Marijuanomancer: A mage who can control Marijuana. And he can't die from smoking.


 * Snoop Dogg (600000/600000) (Casts Marijuana-related attacks)

"Then i spawn with... Gunblade. (Gun and sword combined. Ranged and Melee.) Lighting Glove. (Magic.)"


 * You created a Gunblade and a pair of Lightning Gloves!


 * You spawned in the Overworld!

"Ok, so i looked around"


 * There is Factorem, a Weapon-making Robot operated by an A.I. He's created by Aeronox.


 * There is a Starter Chest that's going to be claimed by TheDemon (A Player, not a Demon Lord)

"HACKEY! I'll trade the Anduril for the Frostferno!"
 * There are several Portals.


 * Awaiting response...

"If he allows it, then sure. For now, I play with snow, along with Rob. I create a snow golem dummy for him to kill"


 * Since you are in the Desert. Instead, you played with the Sand.

"Isn't the Anduril precisely a Lvl 15 ice/fire weapon? That's what the Frostferno does. :P Meet me in the Crimson for free life potions and other things."
 * There is no ice or snow in a desert, only sand. But you can't control Sand!
 * You said that to Kane.


 * Thralthoc: Not so fast!


 * Thralthoc pulled you away from the Portal using the Force!


 * Robertus: Oh no! A Demon Sith Lord in a Gold Suit with a Laser Carbine!

"@Hackey: I dun like hammers, and I need the Frostferno for something"


 * You said that to Hackey.

"I leave Rrob in the dust and follow Hackey into the Crimson"


 * Thralthoc: I don't think so!

"Break attempt: heavy taunt kill"
 * Thralthoc pulled you away from the Portal using the Force!


 * You claimed Starter Chest C!

"I already got myself a hammer, though. However, I've never been a fan of Lenny, and if Rrobertus isn't interested..."


 * You said that to Kane.

"steals chest"


 * You already claimed Starter Chest C!

"imma go to the corruption where it's my home hah"


 * You haven't spawned yet!

"Hackey, I'll trade the Lennite for a snowball I grabbed a while ago"


 * Awaiting response...

"breaks chest"


 * You don't have to break a Starter Chest.

"Wait, where am i?"

"Well well well, I need that big ship you have there"
 * You're currently in the Overworld.


 * Ugaxator isn't a ship, it's a Quadruped Walker Mech that looked like this. Except that It's black and has a Cockpit at the top. It has 2 Cannons under it instead of 4 small and 1 large cannons. The Cactus is about the size of an Adult Human. And the Cactus is replaced by Flowey.


 * Flowey: I won't let you take my Mech!

"I launch fireballs and lasers at Flowey. I clog up the Cannons with a million arrows"


 * Flowey: NOOO!!!


 * You burned Flowey!


 * Rising got another Tundra Crystal Shard! Now those Shards can be assembled to make a Tundra Crystal!


 * You didn't clog the Cannons, because Flowey is defeated.


 * The Mech Door opens and then you dismount the Queen Bee and get inside the Ugaxator. Then the Cockpit is recreated.


 * Rising: I have the skills to pilot Mechs like this. I have lived for billion years. Luckily, they forgot to add some Security Systems that prevent non-Legionnaires from controlling it.


 * Deimos: Great! Now I will autopilot it and you'll input commands!

"My Companions also attack Flowey"


 * Flowey is already defeated!

"IceKane uses his Anduril and smashes it against the Sand Dunes, creating Glass!"


 * You switched Anduril to Fire Mode and then smashed it against the Sand Dunes, creating Glass!

"IceKane enchants that glass with ice magic to create Nevermelting Ice!"


 * You created some Nevermelting Ice!

"IceKane creates an Everlasting Prism against Thralthoc"


 * You created an Everlasting Prism!

"Hey, I want that next Frostferno, I have something to do with it. I'll happily trade this Anduril for it."


 * You said that to Thralthoc, except you said Antimatter Capsule instead of Frostferno.


 * Thralthoc: Nope.avi

"IceKane also shoots snow, letting it melt to create mist"


 * Fact: Deserts are hot at day but cold at night.


 * You shot some Snow using Good ol' Grando Tenebris. The Snow then melt, creating some mist! Thralthoc is unaffected by this. But at day, the Desert is cool enough for you to survive here!

"My sharks spin around Mickey in a circle, causing a whirlpool that stuns him"


 * Mickey is dizzy for this turn!

"I drill down, and when under Mickey, I stop"


 * You drilled down under Mickey!

"I tell Edicus to make a spherical barrier that stops water from leaking in, and drains the water inside. The sharks move out of the barrier and feed themselves"


 * Fortunately, the Skelesharks can only swim, unlike Edicus, who can fly.

"Aquavinea uses the magic to fill Mickey with water and spin around the barrier, making him dizzy. Then I smash him through the wall, breaking the barrier"


 * Critical hit! 500000 damage!


 * Mickey: What's... happening... to... me?


 * Mickey: Wait a second... I know what's happening to me. You discovered my weakness! I trapped several victims inside me, but not defeating them. I can consume elements. But if that element is too much, then I'll uncontrollably release someone who'll join the Players!


 * Then Mickey consumed all the Water. But the Water forced him to release Undyne!


 * Undyne: NGAAAH! Arbor! Thank you for releasing me! Mickey began corrupting wildlife when the Legion is invading this world. Now I fought him for justice. But I'm eventually defeated and got trapped inside him! I'll be your partner to defeat our mutual enemies!


 * Mickey: Enough monologuing! Time to d-


 * You used the Aquavinea to make Mickey dizzier!


 * You smashed him through the Barrier. 400000 damage!

"The sharks bite his hand"


 * He has no hands! He's just an enlarged Mimic! 100000 damage!

"My skellies 36000 3fast5uscope Mickey"

"Daily item got: Goomba Stomper"
 * Spearman + Sniper vs. Mickey = 200000 damage!


 * Do it like this:


 * I spawn (Companion A) and (Companion B)

"Rrobertus02 tries to steal the Lennite from Hackey5"
 * And I spawn with (Lvl 5 melee weapon), (Lvl 5 ranged weapon) and (Lvl 5 magic weapon).


 * A Moderator can breach through Bureaucrat's Shield that's temporarily created when he gets a Boss Material. But he's shielded by the Ocuvolent!

"Rrobertus02 plays Electric Etzer screaming Airborne Robots using the Electro Fireyphone"


 * Thralthoc puts on his super-expensive Golden Luminite Earmuffs! But fortunately. He accidentally played Justin Bieber - Baby, which made him cringe so hard! 500000 damage!

"Rrobertus02 fires holy lasers at Thralthoc using the Divine Launcher"


 * It's super effective! 300000 damage!

"If the 1st action was a failure: Repeat the 1st action"


 * You did that again 9001 times at Sanic speed in 1 second. Nothing happened.

"Hackey5 resurrects four Undead Minions (4 x 50000) and sends them at Thralthroc"


 * You can upgrade the Resurrector, making it a Necromantic Staff: A staff than can revive Players and Companions, and it can also summon a permanent Dark-elemental Companion every 4 turns. But it can still summon temporary ones.


 * You resurrected 4 Undead Minions!


 * 200000 damage!

"Hackey5 leaves IceKane with two of Aeronox51's Life Potions and says: In exchange for the blessing of the Illumina to also harness the ice element, I will grant you the Frostferno. Upon returning to the Crimson I will bring you back Deimos to be your companion, given that you follow me to the Ocean to reclaim Edicus."


 * You gave Kane 2 Life Potions!


 * You made that offer. Side Note: Deimos is also autopiloting Ugaxator. And since Aeronox is AFK, Rising will input commands and Deimos will follow them. You can help Aeronox while he's AFK by upgrading Deimos's main body.

"I will offer more life potions to anyone who can enhance the Mjolnir to harness the wind element."


 * There is no Wind element in Pokemon. So I don't know what's strong and weak to Wind, and what's strong and weak against Wind.

"Hackey5 leaves the Desert for the Jungle"


 * Thralthoc: There is no escape!


 * Thralthoc pulled you away from the Portal!

"Hackey5 brainwashes Flowey using the Illumina Lvl 15"

"Help me get Edicus back. Rewards await!"
 * Flowey is already defeated!


 * You said that to Rising. Are you going to become an Anti-Hero? And are you going to duel Elmfern after Mickey is defeated? After that, you and Elmfern might become rivals.

"goes to corruption"

"Deal."
 * You're not spawned yet!

"IceKane uses the Grando Tenebris to empower Hackey with the ice element, given that it's dark and lightning counterparts complement with Hackey's Mjolnir and Necromancer title"
 * You accepted Hackey's offer!


 * He didn't turn into a Frost Demon, however. Because Players can only gain their second type when this game is in Hardmode.

"So, Hackey, the reason I even made my cyborg dragon Water, and potentially kill myself, was to help you do, well...terrible things to A plant. Like, do you want it now? I can throw in the Cybertusk if you want. Because I probably can sustain myself for quite a bit, assuming nothing sudden happens. Either that, or we take over the Uxagator and ride into the ocean with it, looking way more badass but at the same time posing a danger to the aquatic ecosystem."
 * You added Ice element to Mjolnir and Illumina!


 * You said that to Hackey.

"I order myself a burger"

"I think your water dragon was well earned. Let's see if we can brainwash Flowey and steal his vessel. The aquatic ecosystem has tried to kill us so far anyway."
 * You ordered a Burger that's as large as the Burger that Trinket ordered. But instead, this burger has a Patty in the Shape of Mettaton's Face.


 * You said that to Rising.

"I kick Starter Chest C"

"NU!! YOU TRAITOR"
 * Starter Chest C is already claimed by TheDemon!

"I engage Thralthoc in a lightsaber fight (But NOT a duel) (he's a sith isn't he) and deals lots of damage to him"
 * Don't worry, you claimed that Chest before him.


 * It's revealed that Eligius can turn from a Laser Carbine to a Lightsaber!


 * Thralthoc: What? You didn't expect that?


 * Since your Lightsaber is Lvl 5, and Eligius is Lvl 20. He easily defeated you! No damage.

"Ice Staff shoots iceshards that melt in the air and land at Thralthoc"


 * Those Iceshards travelled at Sanic speed! It's super effective! 100000 damage!

"I use my force (I'm a Jedi) to stop his force this turn and push him away"


 * Trinket: I'm a Jedi. Now I'm going to demonstrate my abilities!


 * Thralthoc: The Force is weak with this one.


 * You used your force to stop Thralthoc from using the force this turn and push him away, BUT IT FAILED!


 * Thralthoc used the Force to throw you at a nearby Cactus!


 * Fortunately, Trinket used the Force to propel himself away from the Cactus.


 * Robertus: Ah, a Cactus. Truly the most tsundere of plants.


 * Trinket: Well, this is awkward.

"I instruct Viridian to cast a grass spell at him, and Vermillion to cast another spell but not elemental (if he can do so). Meanwhile, I protect them from Thralthoc using my force"


 * Luckily, Thralthoc's skin isn't as hot as the other Demon Lords' skins. It's not very effective. 100000 damage.


 * Vermillion fired a non-elemental Laser at Thralthoc. 200000 damage!


 * Viridian and Vermillion are shielded for this turn!

"Shurken cuts Thralthoc in half"
 * Your Shuriken multiplied and they homed at Thralthoc. 50000 damage!

Inventory
Rrobertus02: IceKane: Aeronox51: Hackey5: Elmfern (A plant): RisingFire2654: Trinket9: XSlayer300:
 * Lazarus (Lvl 15) (Fire/Dark)
 * Electro Fieryphone (Lvl 11) (Fire/Electric) (Can emits non-elemental or elemental Etzer screams) (Can stun enemies)
 * Divine Launcher (Lvl 8) (Holy) (Can shoots either Holy Lasers or Holy Missiles)
 * Infernal Flamethrower (Lvl 7) (Fire/Dark)
 * Severus (Lvl 15) (Fire/Dark) (Can spook enemies)
 * Fireaxe (Lvl 1) (Fire)
 * Shotgun (Lvl 1)
 * Tundra Crystal Shard A
 * Sanglacius (Lvl 11) (Ice/Dark/Tech) (Can spook enemies)
 * Grando Tenebris (Lvl 10) (Ice/Electric/Dark)
 * Anduril (Lvl 15) (Fire/Ice)
 * Resurrector
 * HacknetOS (Lvl 4) (Multihack)
 * Factorem (Lvl 3) (KeyCrack.exe: 3/3)
 * Mjolnir (Lvl 10) (Electric/Ice/Holy)
 * Frostferno: Used to upgrade a weapon into a Lvl 15 Fire/Ice weapon
 * Lennite: Used to upgrade a weapon into a Lvl 15 Non-elemental weapon. The material's element can be changed. The upgraded weapon will have a chance to summon Lenny
 * Horrium: Used to upgrade a weapon into a Lvl 15 Dark weapon
 * Illumina (Lvl 15) (Fire/Ice/Dark) (Brainwash: 3/3)
 * Divine Cannon (Lvl 4) (Holy)
 * Demon Blaster (Lvl 2) (Dark/Fire)
 * Minishark (Lvl 1)
 * 8 Life Potions
 * Evolution Potion
 * Resurrector
 * Petrafolium Terebra (Lvl 14) (Grass/Rock/Ground) (Calm: 4/4)
 * Petrafolium Sagittarius (Lvl 13) (Grass/Rock) (Multiarrow: 4/4)
 * Aquavinea (Lvl 13) (Grass/Water) (Tranquility: 4/4)
 * Meatball (Flail) (Lvl 7) (Dark)
 * Seedshark (Lvl 1)
 * Fusion Kit
 * Upgrade Kit (Dark) (This one upgrades a weapon to a blood-related weapon, which will make it dark elemental)
 * Infernoplex (Lvl 14) (Fire/Psychic)
 * Feral Flare (Lvl 13) (Fire/Ice/Fighting)
 * Etherblaze (Lvl 12) (Fire/Ghost) (Sear)
 * Cybertusk: Used to upgrade a weapon to a Lvl 15 Non-elemental weapon that's super effective against Skeletons
 * Mammoth Soul
 * Huge Mac
 * Tundra Crystal Shard B
 * Tundra Crystal Shard C
 * Boss Orb G: Contains [REDACTED] which drops 1/3 of the Superdrill.
 * Boss Orb H: Contains [REDACTED] which drops 1/3 of the Superdrill.
 * Boss Orb I: Contains [REDACTED] which drops 1/3 of the Superdrill.
 * Lightsaber (Electric) (Lvl 5)
 * Ice Staff (Ice) (Lvl 5)
 * Shuriken (Lvl 5)


 * Gunblade (Lvl 5)


 * Lightning Gloves (Lvl 5) (Electric)

Locations
All enemies' APs are consumed due to an annoying error when I clicked the reply button.

 Overworld 

But nobody came...
 * XSlayer300 (2000/2000)
 * Avis (Dog) (Lvl 1) (600000/600000)

 The Crimson 
 * Snoop Dogg (Lvl 1) (600000/600000) (Casts Marijuana-related attacks)
 * Factorem (Lvl 3) (KeyCrack.exe: 3/3)
 * Starter Chest A (Claimed by XSlayer300)
 * Starter Chest C (Claimed by TheDemon24190)
 * Crimson Portal
 * Corruption Portal
 * Tundra Portal
 * Beach Portal
 * Jungle Portal
 * Dungeon Portal

Waiting for Aeronox to come back.  The Corruption 
 * Aeronox51 (Programmer) (Mech Rider) (Android) (Tech) (3800/3800)
 * Deimos (Serving Aeronox) (Ridden by Aeronox) (Warp Device) (Thermostat) (Lvl 5) (100000/100000)
 * Overworld Portal

But nobody came...  Beach 
 * Overworld Portal

But nobody came...  Ocean 
 * Overworld Portal

Mickey is stunned for this turn!

The Skelesharks attempted to bite Elmfern, but is counterattacked by Undyne's magic spears! 300000 damage!  Tundra 
 * Elmfern (A plant) (Arbor) (Boss Slayer) (Grass) (1900/1900)
 * Edicus (Water/Flying) (Lvl 1) (Serving Elmfern) (Ridden by Elmfern) (1000000/1000000)
 * Undyne (Water) (Lvl 1) (Serving Elmfern) (1000000/1000000)
 * Elmfern's Skeleton Sniper (Lvl 1) (50000/50000)
 * Elmfern's Skeleton Spearman (Lvl 1) (50000/50000)
 * Elmfern's Shark A (Water) (Lvl 1) (50000/50000)
 * Elmfern's Shark B (Water) (Lvl 1) (50000/50000)
 * Elmfern's Shark C (Water) (Lvl 1) (50000/50000)
 * Elmfern's Shark D (Water) (Lvl 1) (50000/50000)
 * Pandora Skeleshark A (Miniboss) (500000/1000000)
 * Pandora Skeleshark B (Miniboss) (500000/1000000)
 * Pandora Skeleshark C (Miniboss) (500000/1000000)
 * Kappa Mickey (BOSS) (2850000/7500000) (Drops a Supersoul: A Lvl 20 soul that's not Mickey's) (Drops the Ocean Crystal) (Drops the Mickey Cannon: Lvl 20 Non-elemental weapon that can changes element) (Drops the Kappastone: Used to make a Lvl 20 Weapon that can changes element) (Bad Time: Acts 3 times per turn)

But nobody came…  Desert 
 * Overworld Portal

Thralthoc wasted all his 3 APs to summon 2 Legion Warbots: Praetorian and Jack! And another boss imbued with a Boss Soul that isn't a Legion Warbot: Beholder!

Then Thralthoc shielded himself for this turn!

Thralthoc's theme  Dungeon 
 * Rrobertus02 (Moderator) (Angel) (Night Owl) (Boss Slayer) (Holy) (3000/3000)
 * Cyborg Papyrus (Serving Robertus) (Lvl 1) (600000/600000)
 * Sans (Serving Robertus) (Lvl 1) (600000/600000)
 * Lenny (Serving Robertus) (Lvl 1) (1000000/1000000)
 * Trinket9 (2000/2000)
 * Viridian (Lvl 1) (Serving Trinket) (600000/600000) (Casts Grass elemental attacks)
 * Vermillion (Lvl 1) (Serving Trinket) (600000/600000) (Casts Fire elemental attacks)
 * IceKane (Glacies) (Cryomancer) (Ice) (3000/3000)
 * Everlasting Prism (CHARGING!!)
 * Hackey5 (Bureaucrat) (Tenebris) (Necromancer) (Dark) (4000/4000) (Shield: Until the Ocuvolent is defeated)
 * Ocuvolent (Dark/Flying) (Serving Hackey) (Ridden by Hackey) (Lvl 1) (Shields the rider until defeated) (400000/400000)
 * Hackey's Undead Minion A (Dark) (50000/50000)
 * Hackey's Undead Minion A (Dark) (50000/50000)
 * Hackey's Undead Minion A (Dark) (50000/50000)
 * Hackey's Undead Minion A (Dark) (50000/50000)
 * Thralthoc, the Lord of Greed (BOSS) (Fire/Dark) (4550000/6000000) (Drops an Antimatter Capsule: Used to upgrade a weapon into a Lvl 20 Sci-Fi themed weapon) (Drops Eligius: Lvl 20 Non-elemental Laser Carbine that can turn into a Lightsaber) (Demon Lord: Miniature Demon Portals open and demons come out of them) (Blocks weak attacks) (Can teleport: 50% Dodge rate) (High accuracy) (Can bend space, creating portals) (Sith: Can use the Force) (Bad Time: Acts 3 times per round) (Shielded)
 * Praetorian (BOSS) (Tech) (4000000/4000000) (AHP: 50000/50000) (Deimos takes control of this Boss once it is defeated) (Moveset coming in the next post)
 * Jack (BOSS) (Tech) (4000000/4000000) (AHP: 50000/50000) (Deimos takes control of this Boss once it is defeated) (Moveset coming in the next post)
 * Beholder (BOSS) (Dark) (5000000/5000000) (Drops the Beholder's Eye: Used to upgrade a non-elemental weapon that can shoot lasers) (Moveset coming in the next post)
 * Overworld Portal

...  Jungle 
 * Overworld Portal
 * Dungeon Gate: Requires the Ocean Crystal, the Desert Crystal and the Tundra Crystal to open it. Summons Skeletron upon opened.

Toby teleported inside Ugaxator's cockpit!
 * RisingFire2654 (Ignis) (Fireforger) (Fire) (3800/3800)
 * Queen Bee (Bug/Flying) (Lvl 1) (Serving Rising) (2000000/2000000)
 * Aquarius (Dragon/Water) (Lvl 1) (Serving Rising) (2500000/3000000) (Rex Cannon: Can change element)
 * Ugaxator (Tech) (Lvl 1) (Serving Rising) (Ridden by Rising) (7500000/7500000) (Xator Cannons: Acts 2 times per turn) (Diving Mode: Can dive into large bodies of Water or Magma and create waterproof or magmaproof shields)
 * Overworld Portal

1 turn until night.

AHP: Anti-Hacking Power

Those 3 Bosses are from Epic Battle Fantasy games.