Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26336673-20171104170921/@comment-24286619-20171105045450

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* The Extractor activates, extracting a multi-coloured crystal from Snuffles' body- The Elemental Surge, which Snuffles found before he met the other SAFF players formally. Snuffles, in turn, is left powerless*

< Demon Guardian > Heheheh... Heheheh... HAHAHAHA!!! THE POWER OF THE ELEMENTAL SURGE IS MINE! THE UNIVERSE AS WE KNOW IT SHALL CRUMBLE!!!

< Captor 1 > How about the pay, sir?

< Demon Guardian > ...Wait. It isn't enough. Where is all the energy?

< Captor 1 > Sir... the money...

< Demon Guardian > HOW COULD I BE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO SEARCH FOR SUCH A USELESS GEMSTONE?!?!?!???

< Captor 2 > Gimme the dosh, or else!

< Demon Guardian > ...I see. Tell you what: You can have twice the amount of "dosh" if you help me to find the location of The Cataclysm Machine.

< Captor 1 > Explain.

< Demon Guardian > The Elemental Surge is just a key to a greater power- one of three foretold, infact. Once I get my hands on the other keys and find The Cataclysm Machine, we can end this universe to start anew.

< Captor 2 > Too much plot. SIMPLE!

< Demon Guardian > The Elemental Surge is a key, two more needed, end this universe, blah blah blah. Got it?

< Captor 2 > I'M IN!

< Captor 1 > Alright. What about Snuffles?

< Demon Guardian > Dump him in the desert, he's useless now.

* Snuffles is dumped into the desert as the Demon Guardian and his lackeys head off to activate The Cataclysm Machine*