Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26461835-20160312233333/@comment-26884827-20160324234731

1: I was really thirsty and I was looking for water. I ended up drinking SPARKLING WATER and that hurt. *Ugh, that's fizzy. 2: Mistaking somebody as my mother. 3: Tripped on a sidewalk, flew 3 feet In the air and face-planted on the floor. *Face was bleeding. P.S. DO NOT TRY THIS ANYWHERE! 4: Watch Markiplier play One Chance. Felt sick other day. 5: Dunk my mother's new phone in a glass of water. NEW PHONE! OMG!