Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180820150303/@comment-7395353-20180821203223

It's a Wii!

''This is a cylindrical, metallic object. It has a red cone in the tip. On the side, it has a pattern: a circle divided into six segments, alternating between yellow and black, with a small black dot in the center. This symbol has been found on many other ancient artifacts, most of which have been deemed dangerous.''

''On the bottom of the cylinder, there is some form of opening. Basic scans show that near this hole is a compartment, filled with a black fluid. This fluid has also been found within many other discovered artifacts, theorized to be used as means for transporation. However, this artifact does not appear to have a vessel for carrying humans...''