Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26336673-20171205184111/@comment-26336673-20171217153212

@time give the machine some time to charge. I want the plot to finish.

Otherwise... I can be glad to delay the response.

Meanwhile...

 IT'S FINALLY WORKING! IT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN!!

 Bawk.

 ...who the heck is that?

 BEGONE, chicken.

 Bawk... Mr. Chicken is standing right next to the machine.

 Get away from that thing! You're ruining it!

 It isn't doing anything...

Mr. Chicken begins pecking the machine

 That's it! I'm killing the thing!

''Time shoots Mr. Chicken. However...''

 BAWK!!!

Mr. Chicken explodes, suddenly disabling the machine.

 STATUS: AIM OUT OF REACH. DATA CORRUPTED.

 WHAT!!!??? BUT HOW?

 Because chicken can ruin all.

''Sweg and Time turn around. The chicken man is there.''

 Bawk bawwwk!

 You can't disable a machine like that so easily!

 I may not have anyone else, but chicken is the besy way to fight! Prepare to be defeated, dragons!

''Note: Defeating the chicken man is REALLY tough, since Mr. Chicken is really tough to face. It does almost anything, but mostly, it explodes to such a degree most explosion shields wouldn't really work. You'll have to be clever about getting past Mr. Chicken, since anything can set off the bomb.''