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The Red Waldo catches the nuke in midair and throws it Zerach Maxar's "absolutely enormous fleet."

My other hand turns into a Blue Waldo because one waldo isn't enough. It blocks GeoDash!'s saws with an asteroid.

I preform simple fusion using the silicon in the asteroids and the iron in the sawblades to create Zirconium (element 40), which I save for later.