Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-7395353-20161009154119/@comment-7395353-20161019001454

This is an alternate universe and Hitler isn't evil.

I put a helmet on Oiniteoderfla12 in 0.01 yoctoseconds.

I break space and time to walk through the front door of a house, land in the fireplace, and when I leave, I'm in the attic. Except for my head, which is in the basement because it went in through the back door instead.