Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20161003025042/@comment-27080660-20161005190422

The 83rd pig made his house out of pure compressed Protonium. Compressed Protonium is so immensely dense that one teaspoon is more dense than an entire planet. Its atomic structure is made so that there are ZERO cleavage points. This material is essentially impossible to break, through any means.

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The wolf disguised himself as a kid seeling Boy Scout Cookies and got let in.