Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29191679-20161126223000/@comment-27080660-20161129223557

I grab the 2 revival potions (1 if 2 isn't allowed), and heal Scientedfic with my Mountain Dew again, and once again request for him to hand me his all-any sword for a massive attack.

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If he accepts, I use the All-Any Sword. It turns into the Hyper Illuminati Laser, my ultimate move that would normally take 100 Swag to activate. Its effect is as follows:


 * Insta-kills regular enemies.


 * Drains 50% of max health from normal bosses.


 * Drains 25% of max health from ancient/special bosses.


 * Or, if I instead choose, deals 250-400k damage.


 * Takes 3 turns to charge and fire.

However, as I used the All-Any sword to activate this weapon, it won't require any Swag. Not only that, but I call back Storm, Spark and Cyclone from the End to charge the weapon fully (Each thunderbird takes off one turn of the charge), before sending them back to the end once more. Also, for this attack, I'll have it do 250-400k damage. Also, the All-Any sword CAN copy this laser as it's not a Legendary or Mythical weapon.

Now, I'll fire the Hyper Illuminati Laser. But, in addition, I used my Dank Kush ability last turn, so this laser will do 3x damage, or 750,000-1,200,000 damage. Now, I'll fire the massive blast at every single troop in Cyan's army. They all only have one health, so this should be a massacre that nothing should be able to stop.

If this attack's successful I call all my allies back to me.

If not, I continue to have them reside in the end.