Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29133680-20160411120356/@comment-26884827-20160411154234

1: Playing Trains and ending up falling and bruising my elbow.

2: Stupidly diving into a kiddie pool with my clothes on. (I'm laughing now.)

3: I was eating ice and ending up swallowing one whole. That scared me.

4: I was bored in a wedding, so I chopped a wine glass in half.

5: At the same wedding I slipped on some water and crashed on the floor.