Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25358024-20151208133305/@comment-26317392-20151222205753

I give the attackers chilled water to refresh themselves, and I drink some myself. I give Miley Cyrus extra water, and I give her a hammer fitted with a built-in gun, aka 'Gummer' (which also produces giant bubbles of bubblegum, that can clog the defenders' eyes). She uses the Gummer to bash the Vending Machine up 420 times, while shooting anybody who tries to interfere (besides the attackers), as well as blowing gum in their eyes.