Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27790518-20160809045256/@comment-26955166-20160811221221

I find out that an evil clone of me has been created.

Alpha: Hey. Thanks for showing that at least someone can trust me.

Me: Oh yea, you're welcome, Alpha.

Alpha: Something seems a bit off.

Me: Yea. Behind you.

Alpha: An intruder!

Me: Stop right there!

Me: You!

Alpha: There are two? How do I know which is the real one?

Me: Alpha, it's me. MASTERFARKOS.

Me: He's tampered with our security. Don't listen to him, Alpha.

Me: You're the only one with that stupid particle effect, faker!

Me: Take. That. Back.

Me: You're a smart person, Alpha. You can figure this out.

Me: Alpha, don't listen to him. Look. You've seen my particle effect before.

Me: That effect is so stupid! Smash him with your fryingpan.

Alpha: Ugh, who to choose...

Me: It's up to you, Alpha. Who will you choose? Me, or the one without the dazzling particles?