Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24286619-20170629062827/@comment-27121914-20170706131742

Actions (As Zerach Maxar)

 * Type: Sparky: "I burst, dropping six Lava Pups. They get angry and attack everyone. (Up to you all for how much the Pups melt your faces.)"
 * I fling the Lava Pups into a random lake, dissolving them.
 * Pizzaking161: "Hiding,I try making a bomber/spaceplane hybrid with all the leftovers from the fights epeople had i stuff it into a liquid fuel engine and then stuff it inside the nuke, i work the plane hybrid thats able to fly and escape the atmosphere and make the bomb have extra little rockets for double the impact. I hope Zerach Maxar weakens enough to get out of its stage with this nuke."
 * I TOLD YOU THAT I'M INTANGIBLE, FOOLISH MORTAL- 
 * (The nuke destroys my monocle).
 * WHAT!?! NOOOOO!! MY PRECIOUS, CLASSY MONOCLE!!! 
 * Zerach Maxar can no longer block lasers with his monocle!
 * Alpha654: "I build one of those spear-like Planet Busters and fly it into Zerach Maxar."
 * I get impaled by the Planet Buster. The Planet Buster ignores intangibility.
 * [coughs blood] W-WHY DOES THIS... HURTS ME...!?! Oh, I get it. It's just a self-imposed challenge of having a body that can feels pain. Is this what a mortal life feels like? 
 * Shade's clone is destroyed!
 * Shade's clone is no longer a part of me, so I'm no longer unable to... taunt kill someone? I don't care about losing this component.
 * Btd456Creeper: "I start turning Zerach Maxer's body into sodium, which I then fuse into cesium."
 * "Maxer"
 * I max out Zerach Maxar's regeneration skill.
 * I get turned into sodium and then fused into cesium, causing a self-destruction.
 * But...!
 * The sky completely darkens for 42 seconds, before the sky is back to normal.
 * As it turns out, Zerach can steal light to regenerate from a single cell! 
 * (Also, Zerach regenerating from a single cell will remove debuffs inflicted upon him).
 * I'm back, mortals! 
 * GeoDash!: "I give Kaiju some ridiculously advanced math homework. He instantly dies due to the complexity of the math."
 * Screw the rules, I'm a demon!
 * I shoot a fireball at the math homework, incinerating it.
 * 404 found:
 * "after 7 days of isolation, time for me to annihilate all of you."
 * Destroy everything else before destroying me; together, we can destroy everything. 
 * "a massive fleet of ships comprised of starships from half a dozen games enter the universe and attack every player indiscriminantly."
 * YES! YES!! YES!!!1 ALL THOSE WONDERFUL EXPLOSIONS, SHOW THEM TO ME! 
 * "actually, they focus fire on Zerach because he is a likely SCP-001."
 * ...CURSE YOU! 
 * "the planet is destroyed by a Molecular Disintegrator and the system destroyed by the Supermassive Black Hole Generator."
 * You think Zerach will be defeated this quickly? Hah! That's a good joke.
 * "well. Zerach neutralized. and so is everyone else."
 * Neutralized? We'll see about that...
 * "respawn time!"
 * The sky completely darkens for 42 seconds, before the sky is back to normal.
 * Zerach has regenerated from a single cell, once again!
 * As long as there's still an absorbed clone inside him, he can't be permanently killed. To kill him, destroy every single one of the absorbed player clones: Alpha654, EndermanR169, GD Ghost, GeoDash!, Geometrydude, Hambeef68, Pizzaking161, SnufflesTheDog, SuperSpyChase, Shade , TimewornKaiju, Type: Sparky.

Attacks (as Zerach Maxar)

 * I summon an absolutely enormous fleet consisting of every ships from Sins of a Solar Empire, led by the 6 titan ships. (Alpha654's obsession with spaceships, even if he doesn't play Sins of a Solar Empire).
 * The Fleet of the Titans engage battle with 404 found's Grand Fleet. Starting with the Vorastra Titan opening its Maw, devouring every non-capital ships in its range.
 * A Halcyon Carrier marks Pizzaking161's Bomber Spaceplane as its first target. The Halcyon Carrier deploys a squadron of 9 Advent Fighters to attack Pizzaking161.
 * I summon an aggressive pizza to attack GeoDash! (Pizzaking161's username + Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour).
 * I shoot a lightspeed nuke at Btd456Creeper, since his SpaceChem suit is weakened against radiation. (TimewornKaiju's overpowered shenanigans).
 * I temporarily possess all entities summoned by Geometrydude and force them to fight against each other while ignoring other players. (GD Ghost's ghostly powers).
 * I throw a hammer into the Death Star's exhaust port.