Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20181114032901/@comment-27121914-20181127143308


 * A horrible accident involving the Laser Lawn Mowers has resulted in dismemberment, and eventually, death. This caused the product to be banned across the globe.


 *  Who thought of this? It's too dangerous!
 *  I'm sorry, boss. I thought we've put enough security measures. Perhaps it wasn't enough after all.


 *  Don't you know? Accidents can happen at any time!


 *  Let's try something safer, then...


 *  Aha! So, Dave, you just called me "boss", right? Speaking of bosses... how about making video games?
 *  Excellent idea, boss!


 * Welcome to the video game industry, Comstuck Studios.