Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20170716172957/@comment-26822753-20170717145213

TimewornKaiju wrote:
 * Oh boy, Sweg has just become a plague dragon.*An entry is added to my Bestiary:
 * Plague Dragon: Extremely rare, extremely long-lived, and extremely dangerous. A single plague dragon can cause several plagues throughout the three millennia of its lifespan. If you do encounter one, don't stand still; JUST RUN.

Inside the Supertitan

 * 404 found:
 * "when I said the Fleet jumped to Sweg, only the capital ships did."
 * Oh, thanks for clearing that up.
 * "now all the rest (X-34, Centerpoint, the 2 spawners, Starkiller) jumps out. except the X-34 jumped with a bomb inside of it."
 * > entering caps lock mode in 3... 2... 1...
 * > capS LOCK MODE INITIATED.
 * HA HA HA!!!1 
 * PLAN SUCCESSFUL!! 
 * WHILE YOU ARE ALONE AND ARE CORNERED BY TWO ENEMIES, THIS IS HOW IT TURNS OUT: YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD!! 
 * IT'S GONNA BLOW RIGHT HERE, RIGHT. NOW!!!!! 
 * DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT THE OLD MAN FROM THE LEGEND OF ZELDA SAID!?!: IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE!! 
 * I TOLD YOU IT WAS GONNA EXPLODE IN THE NEXT POST!! 
 * [cough] Ugh, my throat hurts from all the evil gloating...
 * The Payload explodes inside X-34, destroying it!
 * Looks like that fighter need to be rebuilt and get an upgrade specially to protect it from the Payload + Beast Mode combo.
 * Zeph-1 Mayhem and Zeph-2 Ripley returns into SIS Conqueror.
 * "I create another clone of myself, and teleport him (I, or him?) into the SIS Conqueror, disguised as a crew member."
 * A Battleship Raid has been initiated against SIS Conqueror!
 * The Kerbal Kommander knows it's your clone, and not one of his crew member.
 * Kerbal Kommander: Greetings again, 404. 
 * It looks like the time has finally come for us to fight. 
 * But, there's a condition: The ship won't stay still in space; it will enter the orbit of Earth, your precious planet, and bombard it with a barrage of attacks. 
 * The problem is, again, the ship is nigh-invulnerable, and the only way to destroy it is to defeat me. 
 * So the best thing your fellow players can do is to defend Earth from orbital bombardment, or teleport into my ship to join you to fight against me. 
 * Alright, enough talk. I'm itching for a fight! 
 * Then Zerach Maxar possesses the Kerbal Kommander, acting as his guardian entity. (Yes, a fragment of an angel gets possessed by said angel, who is, in turn, possessed by a demon).
 * Kerbal Kommander's HP: 100%
 * The Kerbal Kommander starts by ordering some Martian Troopers to blast 404's clone with ray guns.
 * Then he directly attacks by using Time-Skip and punching 404's clone in the gut.

Attacks (As Zerach Maxar)

 * SIS Conqueror enters the orbit of Earth.
 * It proceeds to bombard the Nemesis Plague Leviathan  with... SwegToum fanfics?
 * What? You're not interested? Well, they're also explosive. You know, everything's better with explosions.
 * Those fanfics are actually void bombs in disguise!
 * SIS Conqueror also bombards the rest of the battlefield with bombs disguised as other objects.
 * That dog's a bomb!
 * That basketball's a bomb!
 * Even my words are...!

METTATON STOP IT!!!!!