Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180622030441/@comment-29646689-20180625203332

I drop SCP-682 into the pile.

CONTENTS
 * Mario's mutilated corpse.
 * Mario's hat.
 * Tombstone.
 * Empty soda can.
 * Basement Key.
 * Basement Door.
 * Dampened Thermal Detonator (won't explode because of damp).
 * A Quagsire with the Damp ability (prevents explosions from happening).
 * Polish-speaking Monkey. (Prevents fires because it knows how to stop them).
 * The (wet) Devourer of Gods.
 * A very salty SCP-682
 * Btd456Creeper
 * A fly, on Mario's mutilated corpse