Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-7395353-20160402142335/@comment-26877467-20160403134412

287 people have advertised my eggs into crystal brains. Sadly, my crystal brains were then energized to the left of exponential cheese that happened to be gargling in reverse with a bucket of mayonnaise. The bucket of mayonnaise was flaming because of this, and soon spread chocolate Doritos upon sleeping commas, who absolutely loved having chocolate Doritos spread upon them. The sleeping commas then woke up and began despising my crystal brains while acting like they were upside-down. Just then some historical bricks squiggled in and manufactured some commas. The exponential cheese then revered a tornado and drank the commas with some sweetener. The bucket of mayonnaise then spread chocolate Doritos upon my crystal brains, until the floor became squishy and heard the color square. Then the correct answer became false while a spoon devoured a democratic chicken dangerously, while I grew my crystal brains back into eggs and then had breakfast. It was delicious.