Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20180128145756/@comment-26822753-20180223183609

[Filly] Somebody's on the ISS -- oh wait, it's just Oderfla.

[all> Oderfla?!

Every meme is dead by now, except seven memes and Sassafras who are hiding in a bunker shaped like 2Fort.

Oderfla quickly darts into the bunker which the others haven't noticed.

''In the BLU base, Oderfla's equipping himself with... a makeshift RPG from Sparky, paint grenades from Aggron, Oinite's camera, Eclogrino's small shotgun, and 404's SCP-687 helmet.''

They all look ridiculous.

He goes to fight the memes.

[Oderfla] Surrender now, maggots, and you will not be harmed!

Genji points to the entrance to the BLU base and angrily hisses.

[Sanic] Woah!

Oderfla comes out.

''Sanic, Genji, and Dat Boi all start laughing their heads off at Oderfla... before Sanic is brutally obliterated by a rocket.''

[Dat Boi] Here come Dat Boi!

Dat Boi starts shooting Dat Bois at Oderfla, who rocket jumps into the air, before annihilating Dat Boi with a triple rocket.

''Genji and Oderfla both roll to each other, and point their guns at each other's face. ''

[Genji] You need healing.

Genji shoots Oderfla with a small piece of Mercy's wing that does basically no damage, while Oderfla blows his head clean off with a point-blank shotgun shot.

He runs over to the stairs area.

''Sassafras is there, drinking a vial of MLG Formula. ''

'''{[Sassafras}> Gonna gain a power boost... Gonna gain a power trip... Gonna gain a space trip... Gonna '''

Oderfla shoots it, and Sassafras opens his eye in surprise before turning angrily at Oderfla.

'''{[Sassafras}> OI! '''

''Oderfla starts shooting at Sassafras with his shotgun while Sassafras shoots exploding spike grenades at Oderfla. They both get nowhere.''

Oderfla drops his gun.

[Oderfla] Come out here and fight me like a man!

Sassafras stops shooting his spikes.

'{[Sassafras}> I don't even need'' ammunition to beat the likes of you! '''

''Oderfla punches Sassafras, who retaliates with a punch of his own. Then Oderfla uppercuts Sassafras and floors him.''

A boxing ding sound plays.

CRITICAL HIT!!!

''Sassafras gets up and draws The Archprophet's blade. He slams the ground before rearing up against the wall in a battle-ready stance.''

''He takes two neck swipes at Oderfla, but before he can do a third, Oderfla bumps Sassafras, making him drop his sword, before tackling him into a wall. Oderfla throws the Archprophet's blade at and impales Sassafras, leaving him hanging in mid air pinned against the wall. He tries to pull out the blade to no avail. Then Oderfla walks past him and stuffs a paint grenade in his eye, exploding him.''

Sassafras has been defeated!

[Oderfla] You were saying about beating me? Oderfla moves on to the Intelligence room, but is stopped by The King upon going underground.

[The King] I wonder what's for dinner?

''The King moves forward and prepares a DINNER blaster, but Oderfla throws a paint grenade into it. It explodes, knocking The King 'out, and also bursts some nearby oil barrels which come into contact with the floored DINNER blaster's cooking mechanism, thus lighting everything in them' (including The King).''

[The King] I'm for dinner.

''Oderfla moves on. There's SANESS with a fortress of Faster Blaster things.''

[SANESS] hey. i'm sanesssssssssssssssssssssss. hey. hey. i'm sanesssssssssssssssssssssss. hey. hey. i'm sanesssssssssssssssssssssss. hey. hey. i'm sanesssssssssssssssssssssss. hey. hey. i'm sanesss

Oderfla records something into Oinite's camera before throwing it over to SANESS.

[SANESS] Hm?

[Camera] Beep beep boop, maggot.

[SANESS] Huh... oh no.

''SANESS turns to face three rockets which obliterate everything. Oderfla picks up the red bomb hidden there, before Grumpy Cat sneaks up on Oderfla and grumpily tries to backstab him.''

[Grumpy Cat] HSSS

Grumpy Cat takes a battle ready stance and taunts Oderfla with a "come at me".

He is swiftly killed by a shovel half-lodged in his head.

[Grumpy Cat] AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!

Ooh...

Grumpy Cat collapses looking at his new "hat".

Oderfla runs up to leave the place and ends up on the balcony/rafters.

''Turns out Ugandan Knuckles was actually summoned. He's holding a sniper rifle and aiming at Oderfla. Oderfla rocket jumps, unaware of Ugandan Knuckles.''

[Ugandan Knuckles] Time to make myself useful. Whether or not you kno de wae will not matter after my next shot.

Ugandan Knuckles fires a bullet which bounces off Oderfla's helmet.

[Ugandan Knuckles] DUDE WT[E] IS YOUR HELMET MADE OF?????!!!!!

''Oderfla turns to face Ugandan Knuckles and fire three rockets at the things supporting Ugandan Knuckles. It all catches on fire. Ugandan Knuckles holds on to the pole for dear life, but collapses into the fire.''

Everything collapses and ends up getting swallowed by the fire.

''Oderfla's leaving, admiring his handiwork. Ugandan Knuckles' arm comes out of the debris, so Oderfla stabs the makeshift RPG into his face, finishing him for good.''

[Oderfla] Remember, boys... One man's trash is another man's lethal weapon.

''Oderfla casually walks out of the bunker. It's a flaming mess behind Oderfla, because cool guys don't look at explosions.''

Everyone looks at Oderfla with their jaws dropped.

[Oderfla] What?