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This is a story. This story has chapters. All credit for this story does not go to Cheyser the Cavelazer Blast.

Chapter 1

I hopped out of bed and went into my shed to play Geometry Dash. My monkey was already playing, so I had to shove him aside and not wait my turn. My monkey got mad at me and threw a banana at me.

Lesson Learned:

Never shove your monkey away if he's playing geometry dash. The end.

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No JK.

Chapter 2

We are sorry to say that the author of this has deleted chapter 2, the most important chapter other than all of the other chapters.

Chapter 3

My parrot came over to watch my monkey and I play Geometry...

We are sorry to inform you, but the author has just deleted chapter 3 too, the most important chapter other than...

...well, you get the point.

Chapter 4 Who cares about four? You? Oh. :/ Four is bad luck. console.log"The author now has bad luck"

Chapter 5

This chapter has moved in with chapter 13.

Chapter 6

Where was I? I forgot because of all of the moving and deleting of chapters. I guess I'll just have to look back at chapter 3. ****! Now I have to start a new chapter! >:{

Chapter 7

The chapter of randomness. ****! Now I have to start another new chapter.

Chapter 8

I'm wasting chapters.

Chapter 9

Anyways, my monkey got mad because he died at 3% on polargeist, so he hit the computer. The screen cracked.

Chapter 10

I like wasting chapters.

Chapter 11

I also like turtles.

Chapter 12

The smiley chapter.

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Chapter 13

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Chapter 14

Then, my parrot shoved my monkey and started playing. Being the least important, he always at least got to go second, so my monkey didn't argue. Sadly, my parrot raged so much, that he pecked at the screen and cracked it more.

Then my computer died, the end.

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...Well, my computer didn't die yet...

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But this is still the end.

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Did you think that I was going to end it there? Oh. You did. Well, I'm not.

Chapter 15

My computer did have to go to the computer hospital (a.k.a. the apple repair store), though. While they were doing surgery on my computer to get a new screen, Computer_Runner_Random.exe crashed, making my computer die. ;_;

It was a sad moment...

...We had some fun times together...

Sniffle...

Sniffle...

External_Random_File.exe has crashed due to an emotional moment.

Lesson learned here:

An emotional moment a day makes a stable file away. (Helps it crash)

The End...

...Well?

Leave.

You won't go?

But my house ate your lasagna!

Chapter 16 (Bonus Chapter)

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The End(of the bonus chapter)