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Destination 11: The Holy Land of Birbtopia

 * Welcome to Birbtopia. I, King Breab, am the ruler of this land, and will be your guide.
 * Here, you will encounter exotic, sapient species of birbs.
 * What exactly are birbs? Birbs are birds that are being funny, cute, or silly in some way.
 * "Birb" is an affectionate nickname given to us, by your kind, humanity.
 * You may feel free to interact with the birb population here, provided that you won't hurt them.
 * My main job on governing this country of birbs is to make sure that we never run out of seeds; they are our main food source. Aside from that is to maintain a good relationship with humans, of course. And the last of all... to protect this land... from an ancient evil.
 * The name of said evil is Hawkturnal, the Night Skean. He's a four-eyed hawk/human/vulture/crow/parrot hybrid who cannibalizes us for lunch. He'll come out at night, feast on innocent birbs, and destroy our buildings by launching his superpowered feathers at them.
 * And who's there to stop him? Me, King Breab. And how? Ha ha! Well, they elected me as their ruler for nothing, humans! Despite the scope of damage that Hawkturnal could've caused, I still managed to single-handedly keep this land intact! Without me, Birbtopia would've succumbed by Hawkturnal's hands by now!
 * Anyway, that's enough explaining! Enjoy your trip!