Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20180909004630/@comment-24314595-20180925010508

[Meanwhile, at the Stellar Arena, a battle has been raging for months.]

[Red and Beta are at their wits' end.]

[Ender just won't quit.]

Red: (pant) Why... won't... you... DIE?

Ender: I am IMPENETRABLE!!!!!

Beta: We've done everything...

Red: We can't beat him.

Ender: I'M ONE OF THE SAFF GODS! INFUSED WITH MLG FORMULA! OF COURSE I'M UNDEFEATABLE!

[Just then, a sparkling light surrounds the arena]

[Pixels begin to form around the arena's perimeter]

[The pixels arrange themselves. Could it be...?]

Pixelcat is formed and leaps on top of Ender.

Pixelcat: GO FOR THE SWORD!!!!

Red: ...wha?

[Endercat teleports in]

Endercat: That sword is pure Ender Energy. It is a special kind of energy that corrupts the user.

Beta: But you're made of---

Endercat: SILENCE!

Ender: YOU... YOU BETRAYED ME!

Red: HOLD THE PHONE, EC. YOU WORKED WITH HIM!?

Endercat: This was the case, yes. I used to live in The End with him. I started being abused by Erebus and him, so I migrated to the planet where us four come from today.

Red: Deep.

Pixelcat: Speaking of whom, (whistles)

[A flaming object hurtles towards the arena and lands right on top of Ender]

[Realisticat and 16bitcat emerge from the object]

Realisticat: lol rekt

Ender: (lifts up the object and throws it to Manawa)

[Object gets time reversed]

[The object hurtles back to Ender]

Ender: OH SHI---

(WHAM)

[The object is stuck in a permanent time loop of smacking Ender in the face]

Pixelcat: BAHAHAHAHAHA

16bitcat: (ROFLCOPTERing)

Endercat: (snickers)

Realisticat: (just stands there and smiles)

Red: (grabs the sword)

Beta: whaddowedowiddit?

Pixelcat: (tears of laughter in eyes) The... (giggle) only way to break the curse is to... (snicker) stab him with it.

Red: (clasps sword in both hands)

I would describe what happens, but it would probably get this thread deleted, so...

Red: (drops the sword with a clang)

Beta: O_O

Ender: (opens eyes, holding head) Augh..... Who are you guys?

(They all gasp)