Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180625191335/@comment-27121914-20180708015655


 * I name a carrot wearing fake rabbit ears "Raw RabbitTM" and then I eat it.


 * You're running away from a tiger, and you stumbled across the river. At that river, there are multiple alligators waiting for you.
 * If you cross the river, the alligators will eat you. If you turn back, the tiger will get you. If you attempt to cross the river in any way, a meteor will fall on you.