Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26822753-20170923120131/@comment-27080660-20171005155231


 * It'd appear I finally have an opponent who can 1v1 me.
 * You're not the only one who's going to have a lot of fun...
 * Before the Moon can strike Supreme Calamitas,  a massive flash of light appears, and with a massive roar, a hulking force sends the Moon flying straight back at Steven!
 * The Moon Lord has awoken!  
 * It's time to fight an eldritch god with an eldritch god.
 * (Fun fact: The Moon Lord's based off of Hastur, Cthulhu's brother.)
 * Now that it's been saved, Supreme Calamitas  deploys another maelstrom of Brimstone Hellblasts,  dealing further damage to everyone on the field and countering some of the smaller attacks.
 * The Destroyer  has been beaten with a massive barrage of attacks! As a last resort, it deploys every last one of its probes. The hundreds of probes swarm Sparky's Big Arms, preventing it from moving whatsoever.
 * Lastly, having taken critical amounts of damage, The Destroyer  smashes through the immobilized Big Arms, before exploding, destroying Big Arms in the blast completely!
 * The Destroyer has been defeated! 
 * An eye for an eye, Sparky. 
 * Snuffles jumps up and magically kicks me in the face. Suprisingly, it makes me recoil a bit.
 * Plantera  grabs Snuffles using her hooks, and drags him away, attempting to devour him.
 * Alpha's massive wall of water successfully extinguishes Spazmatism's  cursed flames. However, the massive amount of water provides Duke Fishron  with highly-increased mobility!
 * With the speed of an underwater torpedo, Duke Fishron  rams Alpha, skewering him with his tusks!
 * 404's radiation portal+hammer combination works well on Skeletron Prime,  decimating its Prime Cannon and severely wounding its Prime Vice!
 * With The Destroyer  having been... Well, destroyed, Oiniteo focuses his other attack on The Twins, the target of his other attack.
 * Once again, it's Spazmatism  that takes the full force of the attack. But this time, it can't take any more!
 * Just like The Destroyer,  before exploding, Spazmatism  charges full-speed at Oiniteo, attempting to take him down with it, before bursting apart in a ball of green flames!
 * <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px purple">Spazmatism has been defeated! 
 * Furious at the loss of their twin, <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">Retinazer  jettisons its eye casing, revelaing a massive laser cannon. It begins firing extremely rapid laser blasts at everything and everyone in a blind fury.
 * In its fury, it doesn't notice, or care, what it's attacking. One of its lasers hits the Prime Vice, finishing it off! Only the Prime Saw remains.
 * With all of that carnage having been taken care of, it's just you and me now, Steven.
 * The <span style="color:grey;text-shadow:0 0 1px green, 1px 1px 1px white, 1px 1px 1px lime">Moon Lord  fires a stream of <span style="color:aqua;text-shadow:0 0 1px white, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px aqua">Phantasmal Bullets  at Steven and Cthuga. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">Retinazer's  berserk attack counters the other one, "Aphoom-Zah", on its own. (What kind of name is that...?)
 * <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">Supreme Calamitas  jumps in the way of Steven's Iron Fist attack against <span style="color:grey;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">Skeletron Prime's  remaining limb. This does decent damage to the giant destructor. You may not like what you find if you hit her again...
 * Her remaining <span style="color:crimson;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px orange">Brimstone Hellblasts  destroy the other Iron Fists, enabling Duke and Plantera to continue their attacks.
 * Now, for the direct fighting.
 * I swing Triactis's True Palidinian Mage-Hammer of Might (Yes, that's its name) at Steven and his attacks. This weapon's even stronger than <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px yellow, 1px 1px 1px orange">Yharim's Crystal,  and has special abilities you'll probably figure out soon...
 * I follow up by hooking onto Steven's Infinity Gauntlet with my <span style="color:yellow;text-shadow:0 0 1px gold, 1px 1px 1px yellow, 1px 1px 1px orange">Chain Of Light,  a massive hook/whip with incredible grappling power. With all of my might, I attempt to yank the gauntlet off, without touching it. (I'm not an idiot.)
 * I counteract Steven's punch with a massive, galactic-powered punch of my own, resulting in an explosion that could start another Big Bang if it wanted. (No dragons or eldritch gods were harmed in the making of this explosion.)
 * The <span style="color:grey;text-shadow:0 0 1px green, 1px 1px 1px white, 1px 1px 1px lime">Moon Lord   retaliates against the Eldritch Miles by repeatedly blasting its most powerful attack, the <span style="color:aqua;text-shadow:0 0 1px white, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px aqua">Phantasmal Death Ray. 
 * With all attacks countered, I attempt to suck Steven into a Draconic Hyperspace Hole, a massive vortex with gravity thousands of times stronger than a supermassive black hole.
 * I attempt to push Steven into the vortex by repeatedly smashing him back with Triactis's True Palidinian Mage-Hammer of Might, and continuing to have the <span style="color:grey;text-shadow:0 0 1px green, 1px 1px 1px white, 1px 1px 1px lime">Moon Lord  blast him with <span style="color:aqua;text-shadow:0 0 1px white, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px aqua">Phantasmal Death Rays. 
 * "Wall of Text has awoken!" (Defeating it enables hardmode in your world.)