Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-32329928-20171222161600/@comment-27121914-20171225143720


 * Side note: If you guys are gonna attack me, then please begin those actions with "@Steven" or "@TimewornKaiju", or make a header ( ==Steven/TimewornKaiju== ) (Collapsible content optional). This way, it makes keeping track of incoming attacks easier.
 * Also, if you want me to add your entities to my List of Current Players and Entities, tag me.

List of Current Players and Entities

 * 1) TimewornKaiju, the Embodiment of Chaos and Love  (Eldritch Steven ) (Frost Impaler's Armor : 53% HP) (Energy Absorber API: 33% Integrity) (Mute @everyone API: Any attacks that target everyone will be ignored by me) (Immune to forced teleportation by other entities) (Cherry Tapped: Regular Shields are immediately destroyed once deployed by the afflicted user until this debuff goes away)
 * 2) [SPACE-BOSS]  Boss Bonanza (2/24 bosses defeated) (Faster Than You: Their speed scales with their opponent's, so they will always be faster than you).
 * 3) Bosses Beta: Ornstein and Smough (Dark Souls)
 * 4) Giant Ornstein (100% HP)
 * 5) Boss Gamma: The Rebel Flagship (FTL: Faster Than Light) (Phase 1) (100% HP) (Shields level: 4 - Achieve a firepower level of 5 and above to damage the hull)
 * 6) Boss Delta: Mike Tyson (Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!) (100% HP)
 * 7) Boss Zeta: Akron (Epic Battle Fantasy 3) (Elemental Surge: Changes the user's current element, and allows the user to have mastery over the elements) (Raised Form)
 * 8) Boss Eta: Pyrohydra (Epic Battle Fantasy 3)
 * 9) Abyss (100% HP)
 * 10) Blaze (100% HP)
 * 11) Czars (100% HP)
 * 12) Boss Theta: Sephiroth (Kingdom Hearts)
 * 13) Boss Iota: Soul Master (Hollow Knight)
 * 14) Sweg Dragon, the Draconic Soul  (Assi-Limit API) (Holo-Forminator API) (Heatseeker API) (Healinator API) (Immortality API: Invincible until all Calamity Bosses are defeated)
 * 15) [CALAMITY-BOSS]  Jungle Dragon, Yharon 
 * 16) Type: Sparky, the Strategic Tactician (P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Mini P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Phantom Rider Suit)
 * 17) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-1 Death Egg Robot
 * 18) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-2 Big Arms
 * 19) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-3 Egg Viper
 * 20) Brevon's Fleet
 * 21) [SUPERBOSS] Lord Brevon
 * 22) Omochao
 * 23) Mettaton
 * 24) Tons of other random stuff
 * 25) 404 found, the Grand Admiral
 * 26) Imperial Fleet
 * 27) Starkiller Base
 * 28) Galaxy Gun
 * 29) Sonar553, the Dragon of Darkness
 * 30) Patapon Airships
 * 31) Tondenga
 * 32) Oohoroc
 * 33) Yumiyacha
 * 34) Patapon bosses
 * 35) Ganodias
 * 36) Zuttankarmen
 * 37) Shoshookle
 * 38) Majidonga
 * 39) Dodonga
 * 40) Patapon Catapult
 * 41) Ziggerzank V3
 * 42) Dragons
 * 43) Fire Dragon (Patapon 3)
 * 44) Ice Dragon (Patapon 3)
 * 45) Poison Dragon (Patapon 3)
 * 46) Shadow Dragon (Fire Emblem)
 * 47) Grim Matchstick
 * 48) Oiniteoderfla12, the Hellven Stickman
 * 49) Brown Eevee, the Bavarium General
 * 50) The Great Tower of Falco Maxime: Centcom (Bavarium Nuke System & Various APIs)
 * 51) Party Floor
 * 52) Killer Disco Floor
 * 53) Bavarium Floor
 * 54) Energy Converting Floor
 * 55) Manufacturing Floor
 * 56) Weapon Creation Floor
 * 57) Great Tower Main Floor
 * 58) Cima Leon: Centcom (FOW Airstrike System & Various APIs)
 * 59) Corda Dracon: Centcom (FOW EMP Cannon System & Various APIs)
 * 60) Monumental Mecha-Dragon Mothership
 * 61) S0mePVZfan, the Keyblade Master (Myst3ryM4n, MM)
 * 62) Pizzaking161, the Kerbal
 * 63) Scientedfic, the Versatile Warrior
 * 64) Aggron... Just Aggron, the Iron Armor Pokemon (Mega Aggron)
 * 65) Fellow Pokemon
 * 66) Dragonite
 * 67) Cinccino
 * 68) Decidueye
 * 69) Cuphead bosses
 * 70) Mr. Wheezy
 * 71) Tipsy Troop
 * 72) Rum
 * 73) Martini
 * 74) Whiskey
 * 75) The Root Pack
 * 76) Moe Tato
 * 77) Weepy
 * 78) Psycarrot
 * 79) Phear Lap
 * 80) Sans
 * 81) Disbelief Papyrus
 * 82) Mega Tower
 * 83) Floor 1: Basic Floor
 * 84) Floor 2: Papyrus' Puzzles
 * 85) Floor 3: Bad Time
 * 86) Floor 4: Candy Deadly
 * 87) Floor 5-8: Maze
 * 88) Floor 9: Free Floor
 * 89) Floor 10: The Core Floor

The Unholy Assault (vs. Sweg Dragon)

 * (Same as my last post. I pasted this in case if you forgot).
 * "Yharon swiftly counters the Boterangs by carpet-bombing them from above with flaming seismic charges. They follow up by using their claws to rip the antenna off of the robot's head, and frying both the chest and torso in a massive Infernado."
 * Phase 2 initiated!
 * "Once that's done, they attempt to tear the robot's head/cockpit open like a candy bar wrapper, and devour the pink, fleshy scientist hiding inside."
 * FATALITY. Dr. Kahl is rekt!
 * "There's no equation you can use to evade THIS, Dr. Kahl."
 * om nom nom nom
 * "Yharon fries Ornstein with a flamethrower, but still gets skewered by the spear for large damage!"
 * 63% HP remains!
 * "However, as Yharon's airborne, Smough's hammer attack is quickly hindered by a swift evasion! Yharon proceeds to exude massive heat waves from its body, frying him."
 * 68% HP remains!
 * "It didn't see the uppercut coming, though! Mike Tyson delivers a K.O punch for massive damage!"
 * ONE PUUUUUNCH!!
 * "Yharon, having reached critical state, engages its final phase."
 * Alright, it's on!
 * "Engulfing himself in glowing. white-hot fire, Yharon is now invincible for 1 turn! Meaning all you can do is dodge."
 * You really love the word "white-hot", don't you?
 * "Yharon abruptly summons an army of Mini-Birbs, which proceed to swarm all remaining entities, while the Jungle Dragon carpet-bombs them simultaneously with fire charges.""'
 * The Rebel Flagship uses its Rapid-Missile Launcher to launch a swarm of Typhoon Missiles at the Murderswarm of Mini-Birbs. They're basically really powerful swarm missiles.
 * However, some birbs managed to hit the Flagship. Firepower level: 3. The Flagship's shields regenerate. (Achieve a firepower level of 5 and above to damage the hull).
 * Smough gets swarmed by the Murderswarm. Ornstein proceeds to absorb his soul. Phase 2 initiated! GIANT ORNSTEIN.
 * And then Ornstein uses Swinging Combo against the Mini-Birbs. It looks like this, except much, much faster.
 * Mike Tyson used Tyson Gatling! He rapidly punch every single Mini-Birbs that dared to come near him!
 * The Razor Claws got swarmed!
 * Akron changes to Electric-type. He then uses Eye Thunder against the Mini-Birbs; frying them alive with powerful lightning bolts.
 * Blaze uses Red Bubble. He charges his mouth with intense heat, before firing a massive fire blast that incinerates all the birbs! This also saves the other Pyrohydra heads from being swarmed.
 * "That's all for today..."
 * Alright.
 * "Luckily for you, one turn has passed, so Yharon's invincibility wears off regardless."
 * Acknowledged.

Infernal Catharsis (Boss Bonanza vs. Jungle Dragon, Yharon)

 * The remaining bosses in the Bonanza divert all attention to Yharon and gang up on him.
 * Boss Theta has been deployed. SEPHIROTH!!
 * Giant Ornstein uses Lightning Impale. In Ornstein's large form, he will charge his spear with lightning, and then lunge at Yharon in a quick stabbing motion. If this attack connects, Ornstein will raise Yharon and release the charged lightning, dealing huge amounts of damage.
 * The Rebel Flagship uses Wave Motion Slicer. It fires a beam of Cosmic Energy TM to slash Yharon at the speed of light, as an attempt to cut one of his wings!
 * Mike Tyson uses Consecutive Tyson Uppercuts! He teleports behind Yharon and rapidly uppercuts him at 8 punches per second! Again, Tyson punches are less powerful versions of Saitama's punches.
 * Akron shifts to his Raised Form, and then he uses one of his Bullet Hell attacks against Yharon: Death Blossom
 * The Pyrohydra makes their moves.
 * Blaze extends his head and attempts to bite Yharon.
 * Abyss uses Black Bubble. He charges his mouth with Absolute Darkness, before firing a massive void blast at Yharon!
 * Czars uses White Bubble. He charges his mouth with Absolute Light, before firing a massive holy blast at Yharon!
 * Sephiroth uses Meteor! He rains countless meteorites from the sky. However, this only affects Yharon; other players and their entities are affected.

The Dragon of Darkness (Sonar553)

 * "[Patapon_Catapault.exe successfully installed!] [Ziggerzank_V3.exe successfully installed!] Those two units fire at Steven."
 * I push the two entities' projectiles away with a Gravity Wave.
 * But..!
 * Boss Iota has been deployed against the Patapon Catapult and Ziggerzank. SOUL MASTER.
 * Soul Master uses Desolate Dive against Ziggerzank. The shockwaves move towards the Patapon Catapult.
 * Soul Master will slam into the ground, creating damaging shockwaves on either side of the impact point that travel across the entire arena. Soul Master targets the victim when they appear in the air but only slam straight down.
 * This version of Soul Master's attack feels like a 1km-wide meteor hitting the ground, and the shockwaves can shatter diamond.