Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20181002140335/@comment-24314595-20181008070522

(Drift and Marx return to the ground)

(Pixelcat floats in the air)

Realisticat: ...um...

(Pixelcat summons sawblades all around him)

Ender: ...don't even TRY getting close.

(Marx sneaks behind Endercat and shoots 20 arrows into his back)

Endercat: Okay, first the brick and now this? This universe hates me.

(Pixelcat explodes the sawblades in all directions, and some burst through the walls)

(Of course... one heads straight for Endercat)

(Jeez, he really is the meatshield of the group, huh?)

Pixelcat: Systems on the verge of failing. Abort. Abort.

(Pixelcat then reaches into Ender's pocket and grabs a battery)

Ender: NOOOO! I WANTED TO CHARGE MY REMOTE WITH THAT!

(Pixelcat absorbs the battery)

Pixelcat: Systems operational. Resume.

Realisticat: Guys! This corruption isn't mind based! It's electrical!

Pixelcat: ERROR. ERADICATE IMMEDIATELY.

(Pixelcat grows a claw and grabs Realisticat)

Realisticat: Wha...?

Pixelcat: GOODBYE.

(Pixelcat tosses Realisticat through the wall)

(Endercat sneaks up behind Pixelcat with a taser)

(BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT)

(Pixelcat returns to his normal colors and immediately falls to the floor)