Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180329052738/@comment-7395353-20180401173120

Okay.

Seeing the asteroid up ahead and Invader Zim flying around like a lunatic, I form a plan.

I stop running to pull out a wedge and a long wooden board. I throw the wedge near the meteor and then shove the board under it so it's placed on top of the wedge.

"Give me a lever and a place to stand, and I shall move the Earth."

With the power of physics (and a bit of super strength added on if that doesn't work), I send the meteor flying into Invader Zim.

Also, because I'm not moving ahead this turn, I temporarily put my banana peel down so it doesn't replace my large intenstine or something