Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20180430203301/@comment-26877467-20180430235612

tl;dr The nations of the world brought to you by Yakko Warner

*ding dong*

Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.

Oh, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!

Mrrh.

Oh egads! My roast is ruined!

But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Ohohoho, delightfully devilish, Seymour!

Eh!

Skinner with his crazy explanations. Superintendent's gonna need his medication. When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations, there'll be trouble in town tonight!

SEEEYYMOUUUUURRR!

Superintendent! I was just, uh, stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric excersise! Care to join me?

Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?

Uh, OH! That isn't smoke! It's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having! MMMMM, steamed clams!

Whew!

Superintendent I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!

I thought we were having steamed clams.

Oh, no, I said "steamed hams." That's what I call hamburgers.

You call hamburgers "steamed hams?"

Yes! It's a, uh, regional dialect.

Uhuh, uh what region?

Uuuuhhh, upstate New York?

Really? Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams."

Oh, not in Utica, no, it's an Albany expression.

I see.

Y'know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.

Ohohoho, no! Patented Skinnerburgers! Old family recipe.

...For steamed hams?

Yes!

Yes, and you call them "steamed hams" despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

Uh...

I...

Y'know...

One thing I shou-

Excuse me for a second.

Of course.

AAAAUUUUGH Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all; I'm pooped.

Yes, I should be- GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?

Aurora Borealis.

EH- AURORA BOREALIS? At this time of year? In this part of the country? At this time of day? Localized entirely within your kitchen.

Yes!

...May I see it?

...No.

Seymour! The house is on fire!

No, Mother, it's just the northern lights.

Well Seymour, you're an odd fellow, but I must say: You steam a good ham.

HELP!

HEEELP!

...AND there was a firetruck