Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27606700-20170411033241/@comment-7395353-20171121004946

Pig 186 doesn't build a house because it knows the wolf will eat it anyways.

The wolf trolls the pig by NOT eating it. However, this was actually the pig's plan to not get eaten. The wolf knew this would happen, however, and only refused to eat the pig to mess with it. The pig, however, is aware of this, and escapes in a rocket ship while the wolf goes off pretending to not care about the pig. But the wolf figured something like this would happen, so it had previously replaced the rocket fuel with spaghetti sauce...

Several hundred manipulations later, it turns out the entire planet is a hallucination the wolf is having... except THAT is just a hallucination the pig is having. And then the cow that had set up everything ate them both.