Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27049198-20151028151936/@comment-26317392-20151101101910

I turn into a unicorn and permanently get every power that there is. I use laser eyes and super strength to melt through the pocket dimension, freeing myself and Bubblefan123's soul. I use my resurrection powers to turn Bubblefan123 into a human. I heat your golden throne to 696969 degrees Farenheit and you don't have time to get off, therefore setting your butt on fire. The fire burns through your whole body and I blow your ashes away, never to be seen again. Since you're dead now, I use my mind control to teleport the turnip to me, and seal it using a special seal that demolishes anybody who steals it, no matter how they do it.

I haz it. Deal wiv it.