Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20160629113742/@comment-27121914-20160629125127

Let's see...
 * 1) A dog amalgamate who can eat "everything." And is nigh-invincible.
 * 2) A ninja who's fanatically obsessed with keks.
 * 3) I hardly knew ye.

Looks like I'm the only sane man here.