Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28122105-20160605141647/@comment-26735202-20160606161209

I still want to try.

I go into an alternate dimension where there are no defenses or anything stopping me from getting the cereal. I get the cereal, and when I get back to this dimension, the cereal is exactly the same as the neighbor's and the cereal is no longer in his house due to the interdimensional disruption. Thus, I have the only copy of the cereal, making it THE neighbor's cereal.