Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26822753-20171109173643/@comment-27080660-20171113171128

Well, it's time for a REAL post!

Type:Sparky

 * I burst out of Sparky's hole.
 * Uhh, that didn't sound as good as I intended.
 * I zoom out of the massive gap Sparky's smashed me int-THAT'S WORSE!
 * How can I counteract you if anything I say will sound terrible?
 * Well, time to go verbose.
 * Using my ludicrous speed, I use the appendages located on the sides of my body called "wings", and use their combination of drag, thrust, and force to propel myself in an upward direction, and out of the dip of land known as a "pit" or "hole" that I have been crushed into by the player known as "Sparky".
 * In order to prevent you from re-assembling the ruby, I'll blast you back with my Wyvern Hellblasts,  and proceed to eradicate the remaining ruby pieces using my Draconium Extinction Beam. 
 * You seem to want more direct attacks, so I'll blast you and your DER with a massive Plasmatic Corona.  This is just a massive, uncontrollable fireball made of plasma.
 * I've had enough of you for now...

Steven/TimewornKaiju

 * Alright, time to pick up where I left off-
 * ...Oh.
 * 404's destroyed our egg, now has he?
 * Normally, I'd be heartbroken...
 * But, you must have misunderstood...
 * WHAT DID YOU EXPECT FROM TAKING AWAY ALL OF MY MERCY? 
 * Instantly, I smash the remaining fragments of the egg, before swallowing it whole without a second thought!
 * Still want to love me, Steven?
 * WELL, TOO BAD. 
 * YOU TOOK AWAY MY MERCY... AND WITH IT, MY CAPACITY TO LOVE. 
 * I begin by smashing Steven's skull in using my massive talons.
 * Anyways...
 * Sparky attempts to tornado all of my entities into one place. However,Yharon  counteracts this with a Flarenado of his own!
 * Providence  engages Ares in battle, lashing him with dozens of Profaned Flames.
 * Praetorian 1 launches a Hydro Cannon at the first Profaned Guardian,  which deals a good amount of damage! However, as it's the healing guardian, it heals some of this damage.
 * Praetorian 2 slashes the second Profaned Guardian.  It takes good damage, but as it's the tank of the 3, it doesn't take as much as the others would.
 * Ares' superlaser is abruptly countered by the 3rd Profaned Guardian,    the glass cannon and attacker of the three. He rams through the laser, and straight into Ares, before exploding!
 * 1 guardian down, 2 to go.
 * Providence  quickly blasts the stunned Ares with massive Profaned Energy Beams. 
 * Darkmetal Overlord fires another barrage at the Devourer of Thots.  However, the Devourer of Gods  rams into its backside at the last second, dealing massive damage!
 * The massive cosmic worm consumes the Draconic Destruction first. This grants the ability to fire off Draconic Blades, which it abruptly does, straight at the Darkmetal Overlord. 
 * Darkmetal Overlord's Crusher Barrier is also countered by the Devourer of Gods,  as it summons laser walls around the smaller worm, potruding outwards and pushing the barrier back.
 * However, the Devourer of Gods's  unable to stop the giant sun, due to its intolerance to extremely, extremely high temperatures, It hits the <span style="color:grey;text-shadow:0 0 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px black">Devourer of Thots,  dealing large damage!
 * This doesn't kill it yet, so the <span style="color:grey;text-shadow:0 0 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px black">Devourer of Thots  rams into Darkmetal Overlord while firing lasers.
 * Realizing the equal matching of the 2 dragons, <span style="color:brown;text-shadow:0 0 1px brown, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px green">Yharon  summons a gigantic Infernado under the Lord of Lightning, which hopefully deals massive damage as well as melting all of the chains.
 * <span style="color:brown;text-shadow:0 0 1px brown, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px green">Yharon  also uses 4 Flarenadoes to push back the electric tornadoes.
 * The electric crows attempt to destroy the <span style="color:yellow;text-shadow:0 0 1px brown, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px orange">Bumblebirbs,  and succeed in taking out 2 of them. However, these abruptly split into a horde of Mini-Birbs, which swarm over the crows like army ants before flying off into the sunset.
 * 2 birbs down, 3 to go.
 * If the weak spot's been revealed once more, <span style="color:brown;text-shadow:0 0 1px brown, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px green">Yharon  blasts it with fireballs once more.
 * If not, it blocks the thunder dragon's neck slash with slashes of its own.