Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28122105-20160605141647/@comment-27028495-20160607231628

@Mr. Pixelator: The defense systems target the house itself. The house is destroyed. The lawn is destroyed. Neighboring houses are destroyed. Literally anything within its radius...destroyed. The military catches wind, and sends in special forces. Many die attempting to disarm the wild turrets. Eventually, a consensus is reached: use EMP's. This, not surprisingly, does not work. Investigators find the owner of the house and take him in for questioning, as to why he has such a ridiculous defense system. He doesn't have an acceptable answer and is thrown in top-level security, where there is no cereal. Without an owner to protect and every branch of the military out to destroy it and the only thing left it had to protect, the cereal, the defense system develops an overwhelming loss of purpose and shuts itself down in emotional defeat. Game over.

(obviously parodic twist ending)