Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28701467-20160731155105/@comment-27121914-20160802140007


 * Alright, guys.
 * It's time to end this...

'''FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL!! '''

Waking a Cat 101

 * 1) Steal all the Topkeks from Marshall.
 * 2) Give them to Airtoum.
 * 3) Steal all rice from Rising.
 * 4) Write a love poem to Kaz, but write Bubble's name instead of my name.
 * 5) Write a really NSFW StevenFenix (or TimewornHorizon) fic and somehow not getting blocked for that.
 * 6) Flood Scopio's house while he's burning flummery up.
 * 7) Try to eat Riddle.
 * 8) etc.
 * 9) Those GD Wikians will either team up against me for those shenanigans.
 * 10) > Steven: Rekt those scrubs.
 * 11) The resulting noise from the battle will (not) wake the cat up.
 * 12) If that doesn't work, then try to wake the cat up inside.
 * 13) If he can't wake up, then wake him up inside again.
 * 14) Save him from himself.
 * 15) If he's still asleep, then...
 * 16) I dunno.
 * 17) Call him, maybe?