Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20171007145932/@comment-27121914-20171009141659


 * I activate the Reality Gem, and then I pet Eevee like when I pet the Lesser Dog with the Infinity Gauntlet.
 * His neck grows so long that it borrows into the ground!
 * ...and then I use the Reality Gem to revert Eevee's neck to normal, since I only did that because I don't have anything better to do.
 * And then I tell Eevee to stay away from me for now, since I'm fighting the Blue Lizard (Sweg Dragon, the Draconic Core) and his minions who jumped straight out of Terraria.
 * Wait a second... a cute Pokemon is now acquainted with the Scourge of the Multiverse? How is this possible?