Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26054072-20160912192728/@comment-26336673-20170131013749

 STAY BACK!

 Woah, woah. I just want to eat hands...

 CARL!

 What? My tummy is making the rumblies!

 Do you want MY hands, or do you just want hands?

 Just any hand...

 Eh, why didn't you say so? *Scientedfic gets the Stellar Star to pour out a lot of white baby hands*

 Oh, hey! Whity hands!

 Ugh, enjoy...

 You two are weird.

 Hey, I'm not the one willing to do that!

 Okay, I'm satisfied.

 So, how do I get out of here?

 Oh, um...

 Carl...

 I, uh, actually have no clue.

<Scientedfic> Great. I need to get back to my friends...

<Paul> Hm.

<Carl> Do they have hands too?

<Paul> CARL!

<Carl> What?

<Scientedfic> No, you're not eating them. AND YOU'RE NOT STABBING ME IN THE CHEST!

Carl grabbed a knife and was about to stab Scientedfic.

<Carl> Oh. Okay.

<Scientedfic> That kills people...

<Carl> Yeah, Paul told me.

<Paul> Carl, show him the way out.

<Carl> But I really don't know how.

<Paul> Oh great...

<Scientedfic> Hey, what's that?

<Carl> Oh, a lava lake.

<Scientedfic> And... what's that up there?

<Carl> Some Ghasts I put up there.

<Paul> CARL!

<Scientedfic> Hey, I see Alpha and Ender!