Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20180523015504/@comment-27121914-20180603142202


 * I pull out a Wave Motion Gun and utterly obliterate it with the power of a continent-wrecking superlaser.


 * The defenses:
 * Monika: She wants to be your waifu and your only waifu (having more than one waifu will destroy your laifu). Do you accept her offer or not? I suggest that you should :donkeykong: or else she'll delete you.
 * Hellhound: This demonic dog wants to eat not only your flesh, but your very own soul as well. 
 * Akinator: This is a Terminator-esque robot that knows all the facts about you, including but not limited to your favorite character. Tends to think a lot in weird different ways. It can adapts its own abilities to counter your own.
 * SwegwornKaiju fanfic: You thought the SwegToum fanfic was bad? Well, try this: A 6.9 million pages long about the Red Dragon (in female form) and the Blue Dragon. They have lived for trillions of years, so this ridiculously large book chronicles their entire love life. Enjoy.