Thread:TimewornKaiju/@comment-29106585-20151201043151

After all the madness, after all the baddies have been rekt...

Kane: What now?

Robertus: *shrugs*

Rising (since everyone calls me that): Should we, like, go volcano diving or something?

A plant: NO.

Robertus: Let's go ask Hackey for some games.

Rising: k.

Hackey: Hey, what brings you guys here?

Kane: Could you loan us some video games or something?

Hackey: You can just come inside and play.

Robertus: *shrugs again*

A plant: What games do you have?

Hackey: FNAF! Especially FNAF 5!

(everyone else facepalms)

Kane: Are there any jumpscares yet?

Hackey: Shhhhh, I'm concentrating!

Rising: *hides behind Robertus* I've always hated FNAF!

Robertus: Jeez, you're going to burn my hair off!

Hackey: Here he comes, here he comes...

(JUMPSCARE INITIATED!)

A plant: AHHHHHHHHH!

(everyone except Hackey faints)

Hackey: *maniacal laughter* That was the best - um, guys?

(just popped into my head lul, of course you can ignore dis) 