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A 42,420,133,721.0000987878654567 picometer wide 99.99615066613121110987654321-pound  #E90216   ballmade of gold with rapidly flashing blue stripes perpendicular to each other with a white glow coming out of a rounded square hole on the back emitting a rainbow trail made mostly of red, orange, yellow, lime, cyan, blue, magenta and purple, with each being at an equal amount and parallel to each other while the colors are congruent in width, but also being 1.2345678901% gray. The  ball rolls at 24.87 mph and turns 96.68521 degrees left every 23.7611002300230023... seconds during the summer. Every 12.1057294654 seconds, a stream of fire is released from the rounded square hole. The fire is purple, with a pinkish glow and grey tint, and it extends 1.7481351 feet out from the hole. The fire burns at -40 degrees. The  ball identifies itself as an apache helicopter, which is likely due to its unique mental illness, corcoranophilia, a symptom of a disease caused by a prion. The  ball also smells like cream cheese opened for 5 days, 2 hours, 19 minutes, and 7.15 seconds and emits waves at the 24.99989689299999 gHz frequency every 1.285671892 planck seconds. In addition, the  ball contains a white, glowing dodecahedron.