Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180322053421/@comment-27383731-20180322213218

I thought I already told you that it's celulite, not cellulite. '''ONE L NOT TWO!!!!! COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!!!!'''

Celulite is a dark green metal, composed of a proton, an antiproton, a neutron and an antineutron in the nucleus, and orbiting it are an electron and a positron. Due to the dual matter/antimatter composition, it is the only substance that can interact with both matter and antimatter without exploding in a 100% efficiency energy conversion

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