Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28236282-20170410055441/@comment-27121914-20171001135444


 * 1) REDLIGHTGMD55: Rainbow Dash, a pegasus. Tastes like diabetes.
 * 2) 404 found: Fully sentient AI. Digital manifestation/avatar(?) of a living being. Leader of multiple organizations, both governmental and non-governmental.
 * 3) MarshallSarlie: Likes saying "kek". Applejack, an earth pony. Addicted to love. ONCE CAME TO MY MESSAGE WALL AND GAVE ME A VERY PAINFUL HUG. 
 * Option: EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE.


 * I teleport away.
 * A Metaphysical Bomb detonates, completely annihilating the desert island and removing all traces of it from history.