Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26822753-20171109173643/@comment-27121914-20171110133258

List of Current Players and Entities

 * 1) TimewornKaiju, the Embodiment of Chaos and Destruction  (Eldritch Steven ) (Frost Impaler's Armor : 125% HP) (Ruby Armor) (Shield of Evil : 98% HP) (Energy Absorber API: 112% Integrity) (Inferno Shield: Blocks every fire-based attacks, but can only block one non-fire attack before getting destroyed) (Anti-Friendly Fire API) (Immune to forced teleportation by other entities) (LOVE IMMUNITY )
 * 2) [MIND-BOSS]  Darkmetal Sonic (100% HP) (Phase 2: Darkmetal Overlord) (Stuns with each successful hit) (Prism Armor: Reduced damage from everything and reflects projectiles) (Regular Shield)
 * 3) Svantechnical (Submachine Shotgun) (Iron Fist 1) (Prism Armor: Reduced damage from everything and reflects projectiles) (Regular Shield)
 * 4) Megafleet (Star-Powered Laser Cannon) (Iron Fist 2) (Prism Armor: Reduced damage from everything and reflects projectiles) (Regular Shield)
 * 5) Draconic Destruction (Iron Fist 3) (Prism Armor: Reduced damage from everything and reflects projectiles) (Regular Shield)
 * 6) Red Sun (Iron Fist 4) (Prism Armor: Reduced damage from everything and reflects projectiles) (Regular Shield)
 * 7) Iron Fist 5 (Crusher Barrier) (Prism Armor: Reduced damage from everything and reflects projectiles) (Regular Shield)
 * 8) Iron Fist 6 (Sphere of Destruction) (Prism Armor: Reduced damage from everything and reflects projectiles) (Regular Shield)
 * 9) [SPACE-BOSS]  The Lord of Lightning/The Ruined Dragon (Super Mario Odyssey) (160% HP) (Faster Than You: His speed scales with his victim's/opponent's, so he will always be faster than you) (Electrified Scales: Anyone who makes physical contact with him will get electrocuted instantly after touching him, and have their physical damage nullified as a result) (Lesser Prism Armor: Reduced damage from everything, but doesn't reflect projectiles. Will break once the user takes HP damage) (Regular Shield)
 * 10) [POWER-BOSS]  Ares, the God of War (100% HP) (Split Attack Thing: Bombards enemies with Weird Goo) (Prism Armor: Reduced damage from everything and reflects projectiles) (Regular Shield)
 * 11) Praetorian 1 (Prism Armor: Reduced damage from everything and reflects projectiles) (Regular Shield)
 * 12) Praetorian 2 (Faster Than You) (Prism Armor: Reduced damage from everything and reflects projectiles) (Regular Shield)
 * 13) Sweg Dragon, the Draconic Soul  (Assi-Limit API) (Holo-Forminator API) (Heatseeker API) (Healinator API) (Immortality API) (Broken MERCY: Cannot assist their own entities, but can still directly attack other entities)
 * 14) Providence, the Profaned God 
 * 15) Profaned Guardian A (Attacker) 
 * 16) Profaned Guardian B (Defender) 
 * 17) Profaned Guardian C (Healer) 
 * 18) <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px grey, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px black">The Devourer of Gods (Final Form) 
 * 19) <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px purple">The Devourer of Thots/Another Worm Boss 
 * 20) <span style="color:brown;text-shadow:0 0 1px brown, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px green">Jungle Dragon, Yharon 
 * 21) Bumblebirb A
 * 22) Bumblebirb B
 * 23) Bumblebirb C
 * 24) Bumblebirb D
 * 25) Bumblebirb E
 * 26) Type: Sparky (P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Mini P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Phantom Rider Suit)
 * 27) [SUPERBOSS] EG-02 Egg Walker
 * 28) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-1 Death Egg Robot
 * 29) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-2 Big Arms
 * 30) [FLEET] Brevon's Fleet
 * 31) [SUPERBOSS] Lord Brevon
 * 32) Sassafras
 * 33) Tons of other random stuff
 * 34) 404 found, the Fleet Admiral
 * 35) [FLEET] Imperial Fleet
 * 36) Sonar553, the Shadow of Darkness
 * 37) [FLEET] Patapon Airships
 * 38) Oiniteoderfla12
 * 39) SnufflesTheDog
 * 40) Planet Cake (60 Layers)

Previously on Round 59

 * Click the blue text above this sentence so I don't have to copy and paste the entire thing to this round.
 * The reason I've posted the link is because Sweg has gotten sick today, so he doesn't want to spend too much time here. Get well soon!

TRIGGERED ADMIRAL (404 found)

 * "I decide to randomly launch a Molecular Disintegrator bomb at Darkceus."
 * ...but Darkceus is already killed by Providence!

HENRY STICKMIN (Oiniteoderfla12)

 * "because of what happened to round 59.."
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">Did you like it? 
 * "I ram towards Steven (wherever he is) and hit him. Unless if he's still very big, then I will fire an Omega Beam instead.
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">You didn't like what I just did? It's always fine! ^_^ 
 * And yes, I'm still really big, so you fired an Omega Beam at me instead of ramming me.
 * The Elemental Shield has been destroyed! But the Inferno Shield remains.

Assistant of the Red Dragon (Type: Sparky)

 * "I feed raw electricity to Darkmetal Overlord. He's EVEN MORE powerful now, and also... stuns with each hit."
 * Assist 1.
 * Let's hope that The Devourer of Gods isn't immune to stun, but he probably is.
 * "(This is going to become a RFF meme at this point) IF THE DOGGO EATS THE GLOVES: Wait a second! THOSE GLOVES ARE BOMBS! THAT DOGGO'S A BOMB! EVEN MY WORDS ARE -- And then Doggo drowns in explosions. The moral? Don't eat the gloves."
 * Trivia: I used to lamely reveal that those objects are bombs in disguise way before RFF, back when I used to host forum games that require a GM.
 * "I give all of Steven's entities a Regular Shield. Underneath is Prism Armor (reduced damage from everything and reflects projectiles) arranged in a similar fashion to this, but befitting Timeworn's entities."
 * Assist 2.
 * All of my entities have gained a Regular Shield! Watch out! Sweg might buff his Assi-Limit API solely because of this.
 * They also got Prism Armor! Oh for the love of god, how would Yharon and his Bumblebirbs attack The Lord of Lightning now? Specially for that electric dragon, the Prism Armor has been nerfed.
 * "I give Ares, despite not knowing how he got here, a Split Attack Thing."
 * Assist 3.
 * "It bombards enemies with Puyo-resembling things (they're not alive and they just look like blobs of jelly) that are very viscous and sticky. Don't ask why I made this."
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">... 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">[lenny] 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">[giggles] 

The Unholy Assault (vs. Sweg Dragon)

 * (Continuation of my previous post on Round 59).
 * "So, it turns out I've got a virus..."
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">[gasp] You're... sick!?! 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">No, please! Don't leave me! I'll cure that disease for you! 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">I will save you! 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">I will... SAVE... YOU... 
 * Before doing anything, I equip my vanity items. Wearing them will change a character's appearance, but will not provide any functionality. In other words; they're just for show.
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">Nurse's Cap: Because I have a "patient" to treat today, wearing this is "mandatory." Do you think I look cuter with this hat on, hun? ^_^ 
 * Ruby Armor: Now, if I remember what Sparky has said, he said that "it's not really "armor" but rather a small body suit". So, technically, <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">it's skintight. So I bet you mortals will probably enjoy seeing how busty I am in my current form as a succubus goddess. :)  Also, this bodysuit is crimson-colored and the Phantom Ruby fragment that comes with this suit is now heart-shaped.
 * Drew's Wings: These fabulous wings replace my normal, demonic wings. <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">Gaze upon the angelic beauty of my new wings, sweetheart! 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">Since Sweg didn't countered my actions, he's still being ensnared by the Red Miles while being hugged by my wings... well, can you take a minute to appreciate how cute this situation is? ❤️ 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">I wrap my arms around Sweg's neck. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">My wing-hug is getting tighter and tighter every second. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">The Red Miles that's ensnaring Sweg constricts him even harder. It doesn't matter how much I'm obsessed with you, I don't care how much pain you might be feeling right now if I'm feeling great pleasure from my actions. (Even though you're invincible in this state). 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">[blushes] Sweg, there's a confession that I've been keeping to myself for a long time now. ❤️ 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">I... I... ❤️ 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">I love you, Sweg. ❤️ 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">And then I immediately pull Sweg to me and then... ❤️ 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">And then...! [giggles] ❤️ 
 * <span style="font-size:large;color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia"> ❤️ I. KISS. HIM!! ❤️ 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">Yes, you heard that right, darling; I'M DOING IT "FOR REAL! 
 * 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">While kissing him, several wonderful things happen: 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">I extract all the viruses from Sweg's body into my body through my mouth, and then my body cells kill them by shooting microscopic Red Miles, which home in on them and brutally impale the virus. You're fine now, darling! 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">Saliva is overflowing in my mouth right now, as an automatic response to me making mouth-to-mouth contact with him. Awww, our love is so sweet! ^_^ 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">The Mind Gem has a weird reaction with this situation: It sends psychic waves to everyone who has posted in this thread before this post. What do they do? They force everyone in my list of entities (as of now) to hear the most wonderful sound; My moans inside my head. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">Don't blame me, that gem actually doesn't want to hear those sounds, so it repelled those sounds to everyone else instead. Tee hee! I know you guys actually enjoyed those sounds! 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">My demon tail gently pets Sweg's head. D'awww he's so cute! 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">This goes on for about 1 minute straight, until I stopped kissing him. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">I move my mouth away from Sweg's mouth, complete with a visible strand of saliva between our mouths while I do so. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia">Ahh!~ ❤️ That was... VERY WONDERFUL! Now, sweetie, if you'll excuse me... 
 * My eyes have suddenly turned from pink to blue. What does this mean?
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">HA HA HA! Foolish fellow dragon! Did you seriously forget about the real ME!?! 
 * I wipe my mouth, transforms back to my original male form, and then I teleport away from him. I'm still near his vicinity, but I'm not too close to him now.
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">About that "Alexis" gal, she isn't my split personality. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">...What are you thinking about? EUGH!! NOW I FEEL REALLY EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT!! 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">So, um, yeah. It really is the real me who kissed you. But... FELLOW DRAGON, DO YOU THINK I REALLY LOVED YOU!?! 
 *  Yandere --> Tsundere 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">HAH! Keep dreaming, lesser dragon! That was, in fact, actually a ploy to cure my love allergy! 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">I figured out that, in order to make myself immune to love, I must gather enough love from my arch-enemy! 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">W-What!?! B-BAKA!! IT'S NOT LIKE I ACTUALLY WANTED TO KISS YOU OR ANYTHING!~ I was... I was... f-forced to kiss you, o-okay!?!
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">Anyway, and all thanks to my previous experiences with you, I repeat, I'm now PERMANENTLY IMMUNE TO LOVE!! 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">Now I'm no longer forced to hate all the time anymore! However, this doesn't mean that I'll be more friendly, mortal! 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">Ha. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">Haha! 
 * AAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">With my newfound Love Immunity, I'm now unstoppable! 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">TREMBLE BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE RED DRAGON!! 

'''<span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">New & Improved! '''

<span style="font-size:xx-large;color:red;text-shadow:0 0 2px red, 0 0 2px red, 2px 2px 2px black, 2px 2px 2px black, 2px 2px 2px black">TimewornKaiju 

<span style="font-size:large;color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">The Embodiment of Chaos and Destruction 

(Now playing: Epic Battle Fantasy 4 - Fallen Blood)
 * The Power Gem resonates with raw power...
 * I charge the Infinity Gauntlet and punches Sweg so far that he crashes into the barrier of the Draconium Universe.
 * A Universal Barrier is the thing that keeps everything inside a universe well confined. Proper interdimension travel technology/power is required to travel to another universe. It's invulnerable against everything, except universe-destroying events and objects.
 * Of course, this doesn't hurt him at all. <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">Except I did it because of how satisfying it is after kissing him. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">I teleport to Sweg and pin him to the Universal Barrier (similar to pinning someone to the wall), and then I tease him by moving my mouth close to him, but then I quickly retract it. HAH! DID YOU REALLY THINK I WANT TO KISS YOU AGAIN!?! 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">After that, I immediately impale him with Oblitinium Equilibrium. The auras grow stronger and stronger, but again, it doesn't affect Sweg. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">After that, I use the Frost Impaler's Armor to "freeze" Sweg's body and then I use the charged Infinity Gauntlet to throw him into a random star. That star goes supernova afterwards. What a wonderful explosion! [grabs popcorn] 
 * (Of course, Sweg will definitely survive this).
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">I shoot 1 million Frost Impaler's Spears at Sweg. They all drain his life force. Of course, he's currently invincible, but I did this SO THAT I CAN DRINK HIS BLOOD GATHERED FROM THE SPEARS, WHICH IS GONNA BE THE MOST DELICIOUS BLOOD IN THE WORLD. 
 * Okay, that's enough. And now, all thanks to that video you posted on my RFF Discord, I'm testing a brand new weapon. This one is actually less brutal than my previous attacks as my original personality, though. So, excuse me if I want to use you as a substitute for Crash Test Dummy.
 * And lastly, I throw a DECEARING EGG into the air. It hatches into 10,000 more DECEARING EGGS, with each egg hatching into 100 more DECEARING EGGS. 10,000 x 100 = 1 million DECEARING EGGS. And then those DECEARING EGGS hatch into Angrybirbs.
 * The Angrybirbs creates their own slingshots and launch themselves at Sweg Dragon. They crash into his body and explode into fluffy feathers, for they are too weak to damage him. (Like how the actual Angry Birds do after a short time once they've rammed against something).
 * But hey, this is just me beta-testing a weapon, so don't be disappointed when the lame attack in a post is the very last one. If I get to use these eggs again, then they'll hatch into something different, I promise.