Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28122105-20170413233231/@comment-27383731-20170510224939

OK then let me quickly check that everything is ready for the party at my palace

1. Outdoor pool. CHECK!

2. Bar that serves pretty much every alcoholic and non-alcoholic drink that is safe for human consumption. CHECK!

3. Restaurant that serves every edible dish. MASSIVE CHECK!

4. Video Gaming hall with every video game and video game console ever released, including a TV for every console. MASSIVE F***ING CHECK!

5. Elevator. CHECK!

6. Enough food to feed the planet for eons. CHECK!

7. Enough drinks to feed the planet for eons. CHECK!

8. Indoor pool. CHECK!

9. DJ room. CHECK!

10. A bedroom for every person on Earth. (in-case anyone is sleepy) CHECK!

11. Portal to transport everyone invited to Sirius A. CHECK!

12. Maids, waiters, waitresses, chefs, bar tenders, janitors, bodyguards. MASSIVE F***ING CHECK!

LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!!!