Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20180806142152/@comment-27790518-20180809140116

[Oliver] Hm... I think they need to be picked up now.


 * The ship's message intercom suddenly sparks with some sort of activity, after a long time of inactivity due to the disruptions on the planet.

{--#-R-##Ed-} Ol--##--iver? You## here? We n-##eed to get goi##ng, NOW! M--eet us at co-ordnates [INSERT COORDNATES HERE]! W##-E DO-- HA--V MUU *static*

[Oliver] Darnit! Crysta!


 * Crysta flies towards Oliver

[Crysta] Yes?

[Oliver] Set your compass to point at [COORDNATES].

[Crysta] Alright!


 * Crysta transforms into a compass pointing at where the Superweapons Firing Platform. Then Oliver flies the ship towards that point.


 * After a while, he arives at the Supeweapons Firing Platform. Oliver takes out a megaphone.

'''[Oliver] EVERYONE! GET ON!'''

So, what about Oinite, Ender, and Beta?


 * As for them...


 * Ender suddenly collapses, but this is a trick - it's a fake collapse.

[Oinite] Huh. So you were right Beta.

[Beta] Yep. I told you.


 * Ender suddenly starts to glow, indicating teleportation. Suddenly, the three gets teleported onto an small arena, floating in space, right in between the Cataclysm Machine, and Furnace.

[Oinite] The Cataclysmic Machine...

[Beta] The size is... Enormous!

Ender: That is what I'm trying to protect against you.

[Oinite] NANI?!
 * Oinite and Beta turn around to see Ender... still in control.

Ender: Would you look at that. My antenna was actually a capsule full of MLG FORMULA!

[Beta] NANI?!

[Oinite] But I thought... Snuffles told me that the last batch was used up...

[Beta] Oh, whatever. We gotta stop him! Ender: Just a second... Lemme unscrew this...
 * Oinite and Beta charges at Ender, but he suddenly stops them.

[Oinite] Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

[Beta] Ender: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ender: It's time for... ENDER: MLG EDITION! [Oinite] Please don't put the song on here-
 * Ender unscrews the antenna circle and drinks a mysterious liquid from it.
 * Ender puts on some pixeated sunglasses.
 * Ender pulls out a Quickscoper and tries to quickscope Oinite, who swiftly dodges the bullet.

Music: We are Number One (TheLivingTombstone Remix)

[Beta] I thought that was for Alfred!

Ender: Well Alfred ain't drinking the Formula, so Oiniteoderfla12 decided to give the theme to me.

[Director] CUT! STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!