Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26336673-20171006031209/@comment-26336673-20171012041847

 Unusuality detected.

 Wait...

Scientedfic flips up the lights. He sees 404, Snuffles, and Sonar there.

 Woah... wait!

Wait... is that Scientedfic?

 Are these your friends?

 Yeah! Hey guys!

 Where are we?

 You're in Purgatory.

Wait... Purgatory was directly outside of Purgatory???

 Actually... no. You were teleported here automatically.

 But that makes no sense.

 That obstacle was a portal to this place. I myself didn't know this until you guys got here and confirmed it for me.

So what's going on now?

 Well... we're tracking down Alpha...

 Golly! New people! Well, I'll be darned! Ya'll interested in a little dice game? No money involved!

 No, King Dice.

 No thank you.

 All right...

 Well, looka here! It's three of our heroes! Welcome to Purgatory!

So were you the Narrator?

<Scientedfic> No. I think Alpha hired the Narrator to mess with you guys.

<Snuffles> Oh... there's so much to know...