Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27049198-20151028151936/@comment-28741271-20151107063314

I recreate Mars and Earth so that people will worship me. I grab all the powers 0.000000000000000000001 nanoseconds before Nerdy grab them. The turnip you just created isn't the real turnip! The real turnip can't be destroyed! I create an army of killer robots to combat the terrorists. While the terrorists were busy fighting my robot army. I approach the turnip at lightspeed snatch it away!

THE TURNIP'S MINE!