Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28734106-20170107013557/@comment-27080660-20170111153906

I pluck a flower from the ground.

A bee is about to pollinate this flower, but now that I have picked it up, it searches for another flower to pollinate. It finds one, and lands on it. However, this is not a real flower, but a synthetic one, designed as a bee trap. Quickly the bee is shoved into an artificial hive with thousands of other bees. Later, the queen bee notices the lack of one of her soldiers, as well as many others that have been going missing lately. She sends a small squadron out to find them. They find a horrific sight- thousands of their colony trapped in a hive, being used as slaves to collect honey. The bees send the message back to the queen. Outraged, she sends every single bee in the hive out to get revenge on the beekeeper, and free their comrades. The carnage is over quickly, as the man is stung over 500 times, and all the bees are freed. However, the man quickly passes away from too much venom in his system. This man happened to work as a cargo plane deliverer, responsible for transporting cargo to Belarus and back. With him dead, the manager of the company is forced to enlist an inexpierienced student flyer to fly this plane. This plane's cargo? Anvils. As the young man takes off, everything goes perfectly. That is, until his finger slips. His finger hits the "Eject Cargo" button. He can only watch in horror as the crates filled with hundreds of anvils plummet, thousands of miles per hour, to the ground. These crates happen to be falling right above the battlefield. As the crates burst open, hundreds of giant anvils falling at ludicrously fast speeds hit everyone on the head, causing them to pass out, lose their memory of how to use their powers, or get sent into a trauma-induced coma and die.