Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25651575-20180610213102/@comment-26822753-20180613172946

I decide to be my usual Story Arc self and bend the rules of reality so that I punch the guy for infinity damage and inflict Burning for infinity damage for infinity seconds.

If he somehow punches back, I'm unaffected due to minuscule layers of double supported shield, followed by a paradox because I cannot possibly resist the guy or punch him out yet I just did and also bending the rules, resulting in the crashing of this forum game.

''Parody of boring forum games you say? Let's make it''

F U N .

Well until Airtoum shows up at least.