Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24286619-20170629062827/@comment-28122105-20170706223900

After charging up for two turns, the Thingy-O-Matic uses Sawblade Rain!

Suddenly, millions of small, razor-sharp sawblades begin falling from the sky, slicing through everything. Luckily, I thought ahead and made myself a force-field umbrella to protect myself. The sawblades will continue to fall non-stop until the machine's next attack in two more turns.

Meanwhile, I remain sitting in a random chair with my ice water and force umbrella, doing literally nothing.