Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20170716172957/@comment-27121914-20170717101721


 * 119 posts already? In just 17 hours!?!
 * Well, I blame timezones and my exam for making me harder to catch up with you guys.
 * Anyway, previously on Round 45 (and some parts of Round 46, too):

Counteractions (As Zerach Maxar)

 * PhoenixShadowHeart15751: "timewornkaiju and btd creeper, wanna make an alliance?"
 * We are born to destroy, and you expect us to ally with a lesser being like you!?! 
 * Sweg Dragon:
 * "I launch my massive Rift Beam, which has now been charging for 2 turns. This means I can automatically destroy any 2 entities that aren't players! And I choose... the Vega Flagship and Skeletron! Both are instantly vaporized by my Rift Beam!"
 * Well, that was anticlimactic.
 * GD Ghost's clone is rekt!
 * REKT BY: Sweg Dragon's Rift Beam.
 * GD Ghost's clone is no longer a part of me, so... well, I ran out of ideas for using ghostly powers at this point. But, I do care about this component! ...a little bit.
 * The undead army has been vanquished!
 * Zerach's gender changes from female to male. Well... okay, I guess. At least I don't have to get embarassed by possessing an attractive female body.
 * "The radiation that weakened attacks is gone now that I've switched forms, but you have far more to worry about. Now that I've assumed the form of the Black Hole Leviathan, any non-melee attacks used against me will be absorbed by my immense, crushing gravitational pull. NOTHING can escape it... So attack me if you dare!"
 * ok
 * "And if you're wondering about your pathetic little pocket universe... My attack literally tore a hole in time and space, so any dimension you may be hiding in won't save you now."
 * Pathetic!?! Ohhh, yesss. You're gonna regret calling my home pathetic.
 * SuperSpyChase: "Hey, im the one that summons barriers!"
 * Your clone is one of my components, so I can create various types of barriers. Deal with it, until your clone gets destroyed, that is.
 * "I swoop down to Zerach Maxar, summon an Absorb Barrier, that is not revolving around me, and throw it at Zerach (Perilous Control)"
 * Instead of dodging, I overwhelm the Absorb Barrier with Red Miles (TimewornKaiju's overpowered shenanigans).
 * (My version has my limbs turning into red tendrils of destructive energy. Meaning, those tendrils are essentially pieces of myself, and, as the Red Dragon, I have technically infinite mass).
 * "I thrust myself to Zerach Maxar abd inflict the Shadow Plague on hin."
 * Extracted from RFF Wiki: "Can be removed through the process of sonic speed"
 * GOTTA GO FAST AND FAST AND FASTANDFASTANDFASTER!!!1
 * I have increased my speed; my dodge rate and melee accuracy are increased for the next post! (TimewornKaiju's overpowered shenanigans).
 * (I'm feeling lazy for something original, and I'm rushing my post which I started writing yesterday. Sorry about that).
 * SnufflesTheDog:
 * "UNITS G-78, G-232, G-781 AND G-1201 HAVE GATHERED TO FIGHT ENTITY "Zerach Maxar"."
 * COME AT ME BRO.
 * "HELLO AGAIN, SPY. I THINK YOU MISSED THE DEMON THAT COMES WHEN PEOPLE CALL ITS NAME. OR WHEN PEOPLE RAM INTO SNUFFLES WHILST COVERED IN SHADOWS, BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT."
 * Oh, so you're now Chara, huh?
 * Acknowledged.
 * Btd456Creeper:
 * "@TimewornKaiju (Zerach Maxar) @404 found Two more Waldoes aim the attacks at each other instead. Have fun!"
 * So, the Genesis is now aimed at 404's fleet, and the Molecular Disintegrator is now aimed at me?
 * I summon a Deflector Barrier to deflect the Molecular Disintegrator at Dark Side.

Space Battle with 404 found

 * "well, the Vega Flagship went down. it explodes, damaging the surrounding Carriers and Battleships. they focus fire with Regius."
 * Considering the attacker was one of the God-tier players, it's unsurprising.
 * God-tier players: Players who are powerful enough to affect at least two planets at once. Also, not to be confused with the God tier from Homestuck.
 * "and so did the Eclipse. 2 lasers are too op. BUT: it still has enough things left working that it accelerates at the Titan it is fighting at maximum speed with all energy left diverted to shields and nuclear weapons armed. onboard crew escapes via remaining ships in hangar."
 * ALERT! OUR TITAN'S SHIELDS HAVE FAILED!!
 * "the Executor keeps on electrocuting the Titan and summoning more drones, while starting to spin. (Explosive Shot, and inbuilt engines)"
 * The Ragnarov Titan has been destroyed!
 * "THOSE SCUMS WILL SUFFER FROM DESTROYING OUR TITAN!!" (TEC Rebel's quote extracted from Sins of a Solar Empire).
 * Two down, four to go!
 * "the Regius uses its Nuke Launcher to disintegrate the pestering ships. It then uses it again at the Titan it is fighting. It also summons a swarm of these to attack the Titan."
 * Most of the corvettes managed to dodged it! But... Corvette #545 "accidentally hit it."
 * Shame on you, 545!
 * The Shriken Corvettes have been vaporized!
 * "the Tarkin quickly flies back, as well as any ships in its vicinity."
 * The Tarkin's general be like: "Screw you guys, I'm going home."
 * "Centerpoint Station uses some more Hyperspatial Tractor Beams to drag all the Titans close to each other."
 * The Titans have been grouped together!
 * "the Sun Crusher fires a torpedo at a random Titan. (that thing can make any star go supernova)"
 * Well, finally. (I'm letting my titans die more quickly than they should because I wanna awaken Pizzaking161's clone).
 * All 6 titans were destroyed! (Well, that was anticlimactic).
 * The destruction of all titan ships sends a psychic shockwave to Zerach Maxar.
 * Pizzaking161's clone was mentally damaged (slightly)!
 * A Kerbal with white, glowing eyes splits from Zerach Maxar.
 * But, he's not playing dead like the previous clones; he's just having a mild headache that has just relieved after a short time.
 * Pizzaking's clone communicates with 404 found through telepathy:
 * Greetings, 404. I am the Kerbal Kommander. That misspelling is intentional, by the way. 
 * Yes, I am aware that you are some sort of shadowy person known as the Auditor. 
 * So, you did it. You beat the 6 titan ships. 
 * But, can you beat my flagship? 
 * Its name is SIS Conqueror, the prototype of the Scourge-class Elemental Supertitan. 
 * As its name implies, it has elemental powers that somehow works in space. It's also nearly indestructible if fought directly. 
 * It also has a Hyperspace Arsenal, like the Zephyr fighters. Meaning, it can use any power it wants, but it'll try to avoid using powers that are too overpowered even by my standards. 
 * The alternative way to defeating me is to board the Supertitan and kill me. But be warned that am protected by an entire army. And I have superpowers, too. 
 * (If you have no ideas what does "ship boarding" means, here's a link). 
 * Good luck; have fun. 
 * (Well, that personality was unexpected for an absorbed clone, to say at least).
 * (He's like a friendly professional player that you would hardly ever meet in a MOBA game).
 *  SIS Conqueror has entered the battle against the Imperial Fleet! '
 * "the Starkiller Base directs all energy to shielding frontline defenses."
 * SIS Conqueror fires Wave Motion Gun v2.0 as an attempt to overwhelm the shield. This is just its first attack, folks.
 * "the 2 spawners create a few more Star Destroyers, all automated. [...] the 2 spawners are making another Eclipse and repairing all the ships."
 * Acknowledged.
 * "the entirety of the Imperial Fleet jumps out of hyperspace near Sweg. but they do nothing, and instead take photos of him. for now."
 * Dude, you have a fleet big enough to rule the galaxy. And you use them for mundane stuff like this!?!
 * Oh, nevermind. It's just the capital ships' admirals who decided to take a break from all these fighting and take photos of a space beast, and upload them on ImgurTM.
 * "the X-34 Gunship uses Weapons Overdrive to increase firespeed and damage, then fires all weaponry at the offending fighters."
 * By the way, those Zephyr fighters have relocated to SIS Conqueror.
 * Zeph-3 Termina increases its shield to maximum power and uses Magnetism to attract all those attacks to it!
 * Mayhem and Ripley were safe from that attack barrage... in exchange for Terminas destruction.'
 * Zeph-1 Mayhem and Zeph-2 Ripley coordinate their attack against X-34!
 * Mayhem unleashes its ultimate ability: Payload!
 * Zeph-1 Mayhem teleports a bomb into X-34. Just like how bombs in FTL: Faster Than Light works.
 * The bomb has many layers of protection against bomb defusal. Just don't ask what they are, please.
 * And lastly, the Payload will explode in my next post, (unlikely) destroying X-34 from the inside!
 * Ripley unleashes its ultimate ability: Beast Mode!
 * Zeph-3 Ripley glows with yellow color, and its jet flame turns golden. Yes, it's basically a spacecraft going Super Saiyan.
 * Then Ripley assaults X-34 with its Wave Motion Gun, Hunter Missiles, etc.
 * And then Ripley activates its Drill Engine to rapidly spins itself to drill through X-34's shields, and it will keep drilling until the bomb explodes or gets defused.
 * If X-34 only have 1 personnel (the pilot), then these attacks will distract him from defusing the bomb. Have fun!
 * (And yes, those ultimate abilities are named after Dex Arson's songs).
 * "Centerpoint Station uses hyperspace tractor beams to drag the entirety of Steven's fleet ONTO Dragon."
 * Oh no, you don't!
 * SIS Conqueror launches a powerful Gravity Wave at the Centerpoint Station, nullifying the pull!
 * SIS Conqueror fires a Sphere of Destruction at the Centerpoint Station to stop the nuisance.
 * (That sphere was used by Beerus, the God of Destruction of Universe 7, who's powerful enough to destroy an entire universe if he uses 70% of his full power).

Attacks (As Zerach Maxar)

 * The Metal Enslaver  summons 5 more Pokemon, which is basically his whole Pokemon team.
 * Metal Enslaver 's Pokemon team: Primal Groudon, Raikou, Giratina, Moltres, Mega Latias, and Yveltal.
 * Primal Groudon used Earthquake against the G-Units! (G-78, G-232, G-781, G-1201, and G-1000).
 * Raikou used Wild Charge against G-78!
 * Giratina used Shadow Ball against G-232!
 * Moltres used Overheat against G-781!
 * Mega Latias used Psychic against G-1201!
 * Yveltal used Dragon Rush against G-1000!
 * (Too lazy to spam links to those Pokemon or their moves. Look it up on any Pokemon database or wiki).
 * Other than that, no direct attacks from Zerach, for now. Since I was rushing this post for this thread. So, come at me bro!
 * Remaining absorbed clones: Alpha654, GeoDash!; the Metal Enslaver , Pizzaking161; the Kerbal Kommander , SuperSpyChase, TimewornKaiju.