Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26403549-20151126225936/@comment-25651575-20151201221701

Pffft, cancer's no big deal amirite


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You obtain a device that can stop time at will, and let you freely walk around for as long as you want during the time-freeze. However, every time you use your new-found technology, you emit an EMP that fries all electric devices within a five-mile radius, including mains electricity, phones and pace-makers. Let's be clear here; pace-makers stop people having heart attacks.

Will you press the button?