Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25406802-20180209022629/@comment-7395353-20180218020330

EpicToast2005 wrote: I sit down next to BTD456Creeper and eat some of the popcorn without asking Okay, you're gonna die now.

I pull out some old-fashioned 3-D glasses - you know, the ones with the white frame and red and blue lenses (one of each)...except these aren't ordinary 3-D glasses. These are Reality-Shifting Glasses. And with these on, I can bend the fabric of space to my will.