Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26822753-20170923120131/@comment-27080660-20171004153507


 * Now, this is where I'd normally post my counter attacks...


 * But none of you countered Supreme Calamitas's  attacks last turn, leaving them unstopped.


 * You should really learn to do that...
 * Supreme Calamitas's  endless barrage of Brimstone Hellblasts  remains uncountered by anyone! The massive fire bolts raining from the sky counteract all attacks performed, as well as dealing massive damage to everyone currently in the raid who didn't launch an attack on me!
 * Once again, just remember this is a raid (All of you against an EXTREMELY powerful foe.) You'll have to learn to counteract/avoid my every move to have a chance to win. (To enter the Draconium Universe Raid yourself, all you have to do is launch an attack against me).
 * With the endless hellfire hitting everyone on the raid field, all targets of the previous attacks are now free and able to move!
 * The Destroyer  burrows underground, waiting to launch a surprise attack on an unsuspecting player. It can't be hit at all while it's underground. ...Right?
 * The Twins have both been damaged quite a bit by the Alien Lord's slash! However, it's Spazmatism  that takes the full blunt of the attack.
 * Having been severely damaged, Spazmatism  jettisons its eye casing, revealing a massive, mechanical maw lined with teeth below!
 * Enraged, Spazmatism  begins spinning around, shooting off Cursed Flames in all directions. Unless they're countered, they'll inflict the Cursed Fire debuff on everything they hit, causing gradual but detrimental health loss.
 * Meanwhile, Spazmatism's  twin, Retinazer,  remains on standby, ready to counter any attack against the two.
 * Skeletron Prime  engages the DER in a boxing match, slashing and jabbing it with its Prime Saw and Prime Vice, while Duke Fishron continues soaking it with Detonating Bubbles. As the DER's about to be finished off, Razer and Inferno, who burrowed underground and avoided Supreme Calamitas's  attack, jump up and tear Skeletron Prime's  Prime Laser clean off, causing it to drop the DER!


 * Alpha drags Duke Fishron    out of the water. This appears to have no effect, as Duke Fishron    has wings and is just as fast in the air! Looks like you made him angry though...
 * Skeletron Prime,  enraged, launches a massive barrage of bombs from its Prime Cannon. These'll also do large amounts of damage to everyone unless countered.
 * As for YOU, Mr. Shenron...
 * I've seen your godmodding ways.
 * AND you're taking the form of... An MLG dragon?!
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">You bring disgrace to my name. This cannot be tolerated... You impersonator. ;) 
 * I launch a series of 3 <span style="color:orange;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px black">Off Waves  straight at Shenron, causing massive damage and stunning him.
 * I follow up by blasting Shenron with <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px yellow, 1px 1px 1px orange">Yharim's Crystal  at full power, damaging him further.
 * Finally, I open a massive portal which Shenron proceeds to fall into. He lands in The Corruption, a world of nightmares and evil. I abruptly close the portal.
 * I'd find a way out of there before you become corrupted yourself... Heehehe.