Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20180521210946/@comment-29646689-20180615021102

I use a Minecraft mod to give my armor Blast Resistance 255.

I get the TURNIP after shooting a bunch of harpoons at its defenders.

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I place the turnip on a pedestal.

Any living thing or sentient being that gets within 100 meters of the pillar will spontaneously explode into confetti.