Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20181012011537/@comment-24314595-20181025010130

16bitcat: Fortnitemares, here we come!

(16bitcat pulls out a Scar and starts obliterating the Cube Monsters and their spawning fragments)

Pixelcat: Two minutes left. Time for a hot pocket.

(Pixelcat plugs a microwave in to the wall and starts cooking a hot pocket)

Ender: Alright, Barracuda... TIME TO GET CLOSE TO ME!

(Barracuda readies his equallizers)

(Ender readies his sawblades)

Ender: I learned this trick from RFF.

(Ender attatches each sawblade to a yo-yo string)

(Ender flings the saws forward at full force, then swings them around)

(Barracuda launches energy balls at Endercat and Realisticat)

Meanwhile at the Cube Monster outbreak site...

16bitcat: OW! They're too powerful!

(Suddenly, Drift comes flying through a rift and smashes his pickaxe through one of the summoners)

(The summoner drops a pink crystal)

16bitcat: ...huh? This... has the same color as an ultima power infused person.

Drift: What do you... [shoots a Cube Monster] ...think it... [kicks a Cube Monster into a spike trap] ...does?

16bitcat: We might as well try giving it to Ender... [throws a Clinger at a Cube Monster] ...or Beta.

(Later)

Drift: ...got any 2s?

Cube Monster: (growl)

16bitcat: Well, menacing growl means "Go Fish", dude.

Drift: Darn.

(Barracuda fires equallizer bolts at Ender, knocking him back with every beat)

Ender: Oh yeah? Well...

(Ender pours lighter fluid on the sawblades and pulls out a lighter)

Ender: I don't think you should FIRE those anymore.

(The sawblades blaze a bright pink and Ender launches them off of the strings directly into Barracuda's eye)

Ender: :hah:

(Barracuda shakes as he sinks into the ground)

Pixelcat: Man, this hot pocket is taking forever.