Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20181002140335/@comment-24314595-20181002201100

Endercat: So... we have the red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, and blue keys. Just two more until we can get out of here.

Drift: So... now what?

16bitcat: I can see one more person on the map.

(A black figure walks up to them)

Raven: Oh, really?

Pixelcat: YIKES!

Raven: I hear you are looking for some keys... I have two, you know...

Ender: Great! Can we... have them?

Raven: Uh-uh-uh. Do you see these ATKs I have parked behind you?

(The crew looks behind them, seeing two ATKs)

Pixelcat: ...yeah?

Raven: I challenge you to a race. If you guys win, the keys are yours.

Endercat: What's the track?

Raven: Start from here, circumvent Paradise Palms, onto the black track, and reach the finish line on said track.

Drift: Hah! Sounds easy!

Ender: How will we all fit in that ATK?

16bitcat: Well, us cats are pretty small. You guys sit up front, we'll be in back.

Raven: Perfect. Let the race begin.

(They all get into their ATKs)

(Kevin flashes a 3)

Raven: Eat my dust.

(Kevin flashes a 2)

Pixelcat: We'll be saying that to you soon.

(Kevin flashes a 1)

Raven: Fair enough.

(Kevin emits a very loud wailing noise)

(They all speed off towards Paradise Palms)

Raven: Ha! Look how far behind you guys are!

Ender: Drift, Shockwave.

(Drift hands Ender a shockwave grenade)

Ender: Thanks! [He chucks it at Raven's kart]

(Raven gets blown off the road and into a building)

Pixelcat: Drift, well... DRIFT!

Drift: [Presses down on the pedal and turns the wheel sharply right]

(Blue sparks emit from the wheel as the ATK boosts forward)

Realisticat: [Looks back at Raven] PBBBBBBBBT

Raven: We'll see about that... [Smashes a Rift-to-Go onto the kart]

(As the kart falls, Raven builds a ramp on top of a building)

Endercat: [Looks up] GUYS, TWELVE O CLOCK NORTH!

Drift: ! [Slams the gas pedal]

Realisticat: [Firing shotgun blasts at Raven]

Raven: [Climbs up to the top and puts a golden assault rifle onto the roof]

16bitcat: What's he doing with that scar!?

Raven: [Turns on Uplink back bling]

(The scar starts firing on its own)

Ender: WHOA NELLY!!!

Pixelcat: [Jumps off the kart and shoves a whole roll of bandages onto Raven's back bling]

Raven: AUGH! [Starts slapping Pixelcat]

Pixelcat: GO ON WITHOUT ME!!!

Drift: Black track, dead ahead!

Ender: Just a few more meters...

(Raven successfully shoves Pixelcat off and starts speeding towards the track)

Realisticat: WE'RE NECK AND NECK!

Endercat: ...no we aren't. [Uncorks a small shield potion]

Raven: What are you...

(Endercat splashes the potion onto Raven)

Raven: AUGH!!! MY EYES!!!

Drift: AAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDD...

(The finish banner waves intensely as Drift and co. speed by)

Drift: ...we won.

Raven: Well, I hate to say this, but you won. Please, take the keys.

Ender: YES!

(Pixelcat slowly crawls over)

Pixelcat: ...yay...

Raven: Oh by the way, sorry about that. [Tosses Pixelcat a medkit]

Pixelcat: YAY! [Heals up]

(All the keys fly into the sky, creating a door in front of the crew.)

Ender: Are you ready, guys?

Pixelcat: Yep! What about you, Drift?

(Drift is nowhere to be seen)

Endercat: ...Drift?

16bitcat: Oh well. Let's progress onward!

(The crew walks through the door)