Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-32103317-20161231041410/@comment-32684847-20170102225009

I'm a gamer.

And guess what?

Guess who I work for?

Yeah, the CIA.

So I have the right to take down the planet.

(By the way, now I found out what I want my future job to be...)

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Tectonica.

Think of tectonic plates, magma, eruption, earthquakes and volcanoes pressured in a way that would explode within .3 seconds of contact of the magma, surely leading to death. The explosion of the planet? IDK.