Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26869370-20161226010442/@comment-28250700-20161229034020

The Emanekaf cycle:

1. A cat bites you

2. You  scream

3. The cat hears you. Then it proceeds to sacrifice your soul to the dark lord

4. You, in fear, segregate a hormone that makes the cat drowsy

5. The cat sleeps. While this happens, the cat expulses a pheromone in a sneeze.

6. You, affected by the pheromone, start to pet the cat

7. The cat likes it. But in a few minutes, it will get annoyed.

Then the cycle start again