Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26822753-20170923120131/@comment-27121914-20171005134359

List of Current Players and Entities

 * TimewornKaiju, the Embodiment of Chaos and Destruction.  (Eldritch Steven )
 * Cthugha
 * Aphoom-Zhah
 * Sweg Dragon, the Draconic Core. 
 * The Twins
 * Retinazer
 * Spazmatism
 * The Destroyer
 * Skeletron Prime
 * Prime Laser (Destroyed)
 * Prime Cannon
 * Prime Vice
 * Prime Saw
 * Supreme Calamitas
 * Duke Fishron
 * Plantera
 * [ENTITY APPROACHING!!] Moon Lord
 * SONAR553, THE SHADOW OF DARKNESS.
 * Alpha654
 * -α
 * Razer
 * Inferno
 * Winston
 * Oiniteoderfla12
 * Giga Mallus
 * 404 found
 * Imperial Fleet
 * Mega Battle Machine
 * [BOSS ENTITY] SCP-001-10, the Broken God
 * Type: Sparky
 * Lord Brevon
 * Brevon's Fleet
 * Death Egg Robot
 * Big Arms (Sonic 3 & Knuckles).
 * Brown Eevee
 * SnufflesTheDog (Magiwolf)

FIRST LETTER OF THE GREEK ALPHABET (Alpha654)

 * "Razer and Inferno switch targets and head straight for The Twins."
 * Acknowledged. Thank you, good sir.
 * "As for the Cursed Flames, I open a portal in the ocean floor and another in front of Spazmatism. The massive wall of water should put out the Cursed Flames heading in this general direction."
 * Cursed Flames can't be extinguished by water!

FAN OF THE BLUE HEDGEHOG (Type: Sparky)

 * "WHY DID YOU FORGET ME ON YOUR PLAYER LIST @TimewornKaiju? xD"
 * There, I added you and your entities.

OVERPOWERED BLUE LIZARD OF OVERPOWEREDNESS (Sweg Dragon)

 * "Next, I counter Steven's Old Scratch with one of my strongest weapons, Yharim's Crystal. This all-powerful weapon acts like the Last Prism, but it's far, far stronger. The massive laser fired from Yharim's Crystal is more than enough to stop the Old Scratch in its tracks-Which it promptly does, halting the doom that would have been brought upon by Azathoth."
 * Well, thank god that thing didn't arrive here!
 * "I open up a massive portal, and unleash 25 Phantasm Dragons, which are more than enough to counteract and destroy the Solar Pillar's Crawltipedes. They quickly catch up, and ram into their weak points- The bulbs on their tails. After destroying the Crawltipedes, 14 of them are still standing."
 * Acknowledged.
 * "The remaining 14 dragons begin an assault on the Corites, which they're able to destroy a good amount of before dying. Now, to deal with the remaining Corites, I fire one more blast from Yharim's Crystal, decimating the rest."
 * Acknowledged.
 * "Now, as WAY over 100 enemies have been killed, the Solar Pillar's shield is down. I disintegrate it with a blast from my Phantasmal Death Ray."
 * Solar Pillar has been defeated! 
 * "As there's no portals now that I've counteracted the Old Scratch, Supreme Calamitas rains massive Brimstone Hellblasts from the sky again. I'd dodge these if I were you."
 * You're kidding, right? 
 * "Supreme Calamitas's endless barrage of Brimstone Hellblasts remains uncountered by anyone! The massive fire bolts raining from the sky counteract all attacks performed, as well as dealing massive damage to everyone currently in the raid who didn't launch an attack on me!"
 * So this is what happens when I went inactive for just one day. Ah well, I'll counter it!
 * I grow to the size of freaking Australia and prepare to eat the Brimstone Hellblasts.
 * I open my mouth, and from my mouth, millions of, nigh-invulnerable chameleon tongues home towards the Brimstone Hellblasts at lightspeed, sticking them to the tongues without making them explode.
 * The chameleon tongues bring the Brimstone Hellblasts back to my mouth, which I proceed to absorb.
 * I'll store all of the immense energy I've just acquired for one of my next actions.
 * "While coiling around the Death Egg, The Destroyer fires lasers outwards from every segment of its body, preventing any interference as well as dealing damage to everything on the field, on top of Supreme Calamitas's Brimstone Hellblasts."
 * In case if you missed the above actions, I've just absorbed/eaten the Brimstone Hellblasts with nigh-indestructible chameleon tongues.
 * I create a Laser Rod. It's like a lightning rod, except it diverts lasers instead.
 * The Laser Rod attracts all of the Destroyer's lasers into it like a big freaking magnet.
 * After that, I de-summon the laser rod, along with the lasers that it absorbed.
 * "Once again, just remember this is a raid (All of you against an EXTREMELY powerful foe.) You'll have to learn to counteract/avoid my every move to have a chance to win. (To enter the Draconium Universe Raid yourself, all you have to do is launch an attack against me)."
 * Acknowledged.
 * "Impending doom approaches..."
 * Welp, the Moon Lord is arriving, I see...
 * "Enraged, Spazmatism begins spinning around, shooting off Cursed Flames in all directions. Unless they're countered, they'll inflict the Cursed Fire debuff on everything they hit, causing gradual but detrimental health loss."
 * I push the Cursed Flames that are aimed at me away with Gravity Waves. These ones are capable of pushing away fire, no matter if they're immune to water or other things.
 * "Skeletron Prime, enraged, launches a massive barrage of bombs from its Prime Cannon. These'll also do large amounts of damage to everyone unless countered."
 * Another Iron Fist appears and launches thousands of Anti-Bomb Missiles from its ABM Launcher. These missiles will follow the bombs launched from the Prime Cannon at lightspeed, and all of these missiles have shields that can block 3 attacks that are aimed at them.

DRAGON POTTER Z (Shenron Weasley)

 * "Me, as a Divine Dragon of MLGness, attack all players with Stasis Rays."
 * I push the Stasis Rays that are heading for me away with a Gravity Wave. This one is capable of deflecting the likes of non-matter, such as lasers or something like that.
 * In case if the Gravity Wave has absorbed those Stasis Rays and turned immobile as a result, then congratulations, this universe gets a free special effect in the sky tonight.

SIR STICKMAN (Oiniteoderfla12)

 * "Alright, enough Terraria. Let's bring in the Universal Redemption Bosses. Giga Mallus has awoken!"
 * What's this "Universal Redemption"? Is it a video game or a game mod or something?
 * "Giga Mallus creates a super-massive black hole."
 * YES, IT'S PERFECT! ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN... 
 * Another Iron Fist appears with the O ld Scratch .
 * I imbue the Old Scratch with the Red Miles and the energy I absorbed from Supreme Calamitas' Brimstone Hellblasts, causing it to unable to be prevented from creating dimensional rifts!
 * And then the Iron Fist swings the Old Scratch at the supermassive black hole, causing a dimensional rift the size of a galaxy!
 * HEE HEE HEE. Looks like the last time this epic flail was countered didn't matter anyway. 

!! WARNING !!

 * This thing wasn't always the first being to exist. It became that way after it went insane. Meaning, something happened and then it caused the First Cataclysm, which is the first event to destroy everything inside Universe 7.
 * Once, it looked like a multi-legged clam, with cylinders for appendages, a mouthless face, and black hair.
 * And then, possibly due to knowing about how ugly it was, it went insane and devolved into a mindless and formless being of unlimited power.
 * Due to its insanity, it wiped out everything inside Universe 7 in a blind rage, without leaving any traces.
 * So, basically, this thing is The Ugly Barnacle, or the closest thing it may be.
 * "Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."
 * And, despite its immense power, it isn't even the strongest being in existence, for there is always someone better. Also, its power and influence has (uncanonically) established itself as one of the Agents of the Conflict.
 * I summon something out of the galaxy-sized dimensional rift that I created by colliding Giga Mallus' supermassive black hole with the Old Scratch.
 * Behold, the Nuclear Chaos, the Daemon Sultan, the Abyssal Idiot...
 * (Oh wait, that last epithet doesn't sound right...)
 * But wait, there's more!
 * What is it, you ask?
 * Well then, I'm about to show you. Please read carefully.
 * I communicate with Azathoth via telepathy and tell him to fuse with me. 
 * And since it has no mind to think with and it's one of my fellow Agents of the Conflict, it mindlessly agrees to me since I'm able to somehow communicate to it by using telepathy and exploiting my status as a fragment of the ultimate evil, just like Azathoth, who's technically my "brother". 
 * Again, because Azathoth is mindless, I am the one in control of this new, fused body. 
 * After explaining that to you guys, the fusion process is now finished. 
 * <span style="font-size:large;color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">BEHOLD, MY NEW FORM, AND DESPAIR!! 

<span style="font-size:large;color:black;text-shadow:0 0 2px black, 0 0 2px black, 2px 2px 2px red, 2px 2px 2px red, 2px 2px 2px red">Embodiment of Chaos <span style="font-size:large;color:red;text-shadow:0 0 2px red, 0 0 2px red, 2px 2px 2px black, 2px 2px 2px black, 2px 2px 2px black">and Destruction, Merged <span style="font-size:large;color:black;text-shadow:0 0 2px black, 0 0 2px black, 2px 2px 2px red, 2px 2px 2px red, 2px 2px 2px red">Agent of the Conflict, <span style="font-size:large;color:red;text-shadow:0 0 2px red, 0 0 2px red, 2px 2px 2px black, 2px 2px 2px black, 2px 2px 2px black">OVERPOWERED RED DEMON OF OVERPOWEREDNESS, etc. 

<span style="font-size:xx-large;color:black;text-shadow:0 0 2px black, 0 0 2px black, 2px 2px 2px red, 2px 2px 2px red, 2px 2px 2px red">Eldritch <span style="font-size:xx-large;color:red;text-shadow:0 0 2px red, 0 0 2px red, 2px 2px 2px black, 2px 2px 2px black, 2px 2px 2px black">Steven 

<span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">Red Dragon + <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">Azathoth 


 * I take the form of a Galactus-sized humanoid version of myself. Except I now have some differences between my default humanoid form and my Eldritch form.
 * This form has six crimson eyes, six red, demonic horns, and six arms. Otherwise, I look the same, except for the monocle; wearing it in this form is plain ridiculous.
 * Unfortunately, my speed is still the same as my default form.
 * Because my size is now way too big to not one-shot most entities in one hit, I'll use entities to do the bidding instead.
 * I begin by creating the Infinity Gauntlet out of thin air. Yes, that one!
 * "One thing the Infinity Gauntlet cannot do is work outside the Universe it comes from. The Gauntlet from 616 will only work in the 616 universe so on and so forth. It is also incapable of being used to destroy itself."
 * So, I name this Infinity Gauntlet as IG-Draconium, for it is created in the Draconium Universe.

<span style="color:aqua;text-shadow:0 0 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">[RAID] {Sweg Dragon} Draconic Showdown (vs. Draconic Core)

 * Since those two summons looked like they're not gonna be effective against all those Terraria bosses... I de-summon Hollow Knight and Omega PEKKA.
 * Instead, I'll summon Lovecraftian eldritch abominations. *Now, if you'll excuse me, I made some of them similar to Terraria bosses.

Eye Brothers (vs. The Twins)

 * I summon Cthugha to deal with Retinazer, and Aphoom-Zhah to deal with Spazmatism. Both of them are larger than the Twins.
 * Cthugha summons hundreds of Fire Vampires (looks like little bits of flame, and when they appear will burn anything flammable in their reach) and launch them at Retinazer. Once they hit something, they will ignite that victim with Hellfire, which cannot be put out by water.
 * And then Cthugha continuously ram into Retinazer at the speed of light.
 * Aphoom-Zhah summons hundreds of Ice Vampires (big snowflakes, and when they appear will freeze anything in their reach) and launch them at Spazmatism.
 * And then Aphoom-Zhah rapidly shoots Beyond Absolute Zero Lasers at Spazmatism. These lasers will reduce the target's temperature to -842 Kelvin, while the lowest possible temperature is 0 Kelvin, thus demonstrating a Great Old One's ability to defy some laws of physics.

Steel Burrower (The Destroyer)

 * I use the Mind Gem (one of the six Infinity Gems embedded in the Infinity Gauntlet) to detect and locate the Destroyer, even if it's burrowing right now. My telepathic waves (works like echolocation) is so strong at this point that I can locate anything that's in the Draconium Universe.
 * I use the Space Gem embedded in the Infinity Gauntlet to surround the Destroyer (and the ground surrounding it) with 10 Crusher Barriers (see list of abilities). The barriers quickly implodes at the speed of sound in order to crush the Destroyer.

Multi-Armed and Dangerous (Skeletron Prime)

 * An Iron Fist (again, works like Master Hand) appears and charges at the Prime Cannon at supersonic speed, punching it so hard that it literally turned into dust!
 * I use the Space Gem to teleport a Jawbreaker candy right between the Prime Vice's jaws.
 * Wait a second... that's not a gobstopper! That candy's a bomb!
 * Immediately after being summoned, the Jawbreaker candy explodes with the force of a nuke, annihilating the Prime Vice!
 * Another Iron Fist appears and summons dozens of Gaster Blasters, in order to blast the Prime Saw to smithereens!

Foul Flower (Plantera)

 * (Its first form is a flower, while its second form is a venus fly trap).
 * Plantera suddenly gets surrounded by a swarm of Iron Fists, who proceed to equip Wave Motion Guns and blast Plantera with them.

Shark Pig Dragon Walrus (Duke Fishron)

 * Yet another Iron Fist appears and shoots homing Plasma Blasts at Duke Fishron. (Powerful plasma balls that are fired at its target, dealing massive splash damage. It's similar to the one that's shot by a Sparky in Clash Royale, but this one is 25 times stronger).
 * (In case if you're wondering about all of these Iron Fists... how could I personally attack something without overkilling it? Since I'm bigger than planets now).

Extinctor of Organisms (Supreme Calamitas)

 * I use the Space Gem to summon the Moon from Majora's Mask.
 * "Fun really isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this...does put a smile on my face." - Thanos, Avengers: Infinity War
 * And then I use the Mind Gem to use telekinesis to fling Majora's Moon at Supreme Calamitas at lightspeed.

<span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">The Unholy Assault (Attacking Sweg Dragon, the Draconic Core)

 * "I'm going to have... LOTS OF FUN." - Disbelief Papyrus
 * (Keep in mind: I'm currently Galactus-sized).
 * I summon an absolutely enormous Iron Fist to equip the UmbraLux Cannon (see list of abilities) to counter any incoming attacks that involves the Yharim's Crystal. This version is as powerful as that crystal, so these attacks will cancel each other.
 * I use the Power Gem to use the Punch of Devastation. It's like Serious Punch, except far worse. I punch the Draconic Core at lightspeed, with enough force to ANNIHILATE AN ENTIRE SUPERCLUSTER!
 * After that, I use a stronger, red and black and evil all over version of my signature attack against the Draconic Core: <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">ELDRITCH MILES. 
 * They're the same as Red Miles. Except they're a thousand times more powerful than the original. And each tendril is as wide as the Moon.
 * (That's all for today, my father is telling me to go to sleep. Good night!)