Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-32329928-20171222161600/@comment-27121914-20171224123703


 * Bouldergeist has been defeated by S0mePVZfan!
 * And, you know what, I've had enough. I'm sick of having to keep track of all the attacks that hit everyone.
 * I activate the Mute @everyone API. Any attacks that target everyone will be ignored by me from now on. Please be more specific if you want me to counter them.

List of Current Players and Entities

 * 1) TimewornKaiju, the Embodiment of Chaos and Love  (Eldritch Steven ) (Frost Impaler's Armor : 53% HP) (Energy Absorber API: 67% Integrity) (Mute @everyone API: Any attacks that target everyone will be ignored by me) (Immune to forced teleportation by other entities) (Cherry Tapped: Regular Shields are immediately destroyed once deployed by the afflicted user until this debuff goes away)
 * 2) [SPACE-BOSS]  Boss Bonanza (2/24 bosses defeated) (Faster Than You: Their speed scales with their opponent's, so they will always be faster than you).
 * 3) Bosses Beta: Ornstein and Smough (Dark Souls)
 * 4) Giant Ornstein (100% HP)
 * 5) Boss Gamma: The Rebel Flagship (FTL: Faster Than Light) (Phase 1) (100% HP) (Shields level: 4 - Achieve a firepower level of 5 and above to damage the hull)
 * 6) Boss Delta: Mike Tyson (Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!) (100% HP)
 * 7) Boss Zeta: Akron (Epic Battle Fantasy 3) (Elemental Surge: Changes the user's current element, and allows the user to have mastery over the elements) (Raised Form)
 * 8) Boss Eta: Pyrohydra (Epic Battle Fantasy 3)
 * 9) Abyss (100% HP)
 * 10) Blaze (100% HP)
 * 11) Czars (100% HP)
 * 12) Boss Theta: Sephiroth (Kingdom Hearts)
 * 13) Sweg Dragon, the Draconic Soul  (Assi-Limit API) (Holo-Forminator API) (Heatseeker API) (Healinator API) (Immortality API: Invincible until all Calamity Bosses are defeated)
 * 14) [CALAMITY-BOSS]  Jungle Dragon, Yharon 
 * 15) Type: Sparky, the Strategic Tactician (P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Mini P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Phantom Rider Suit)
 * 16) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-1 Death Egg Robot
 * 17) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-2 Big Arms
 * 18) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-3 Egg Viper
 * 19) Brevon's Fleet
 * 20) [SUPERBOSS] Lord Brevon
 * 21) Omochao
 * 22) Mettaton
 * 23) Tons of other random stuff
 * 24) 404 found, the Grand Admiral
 * 25) Imperial Fleet
 * 26) Starkiller Base
 * 27) Galaxy Gun
 * 28) Sonar553, the Dragon of Darkness
 * 29) Patapon Airships
 * 30) Tondenga
 * 31) Oohoroc
 * 32) Yumiyacha
 * 33) Patapon bosses
 * 34) Ganodias
 * 35) Zuttankarmen
 * 36) Shoshookle
 * 37) Kachidonga
 * 38) Majidonga
 * 39) Dodonga
 * 40) Dragons
 * 41) Fire Dragon (Patapon 3)
 * 42) Ice Dragon (Patapon 3)
 * 43) Poison Dragon (Patapon 3)
 * 44) Shadow Dragon (Fire Emblem)
 * 45) Grim Matchstick
 * 46) Oiniteoderfla12, the Hellven Stickman
 * 47) Brown Eevee, the Bavarium General
 * 48) The Great Tower of Falco Maxime: Centcom (Bavarium Nuke System & Various APIs)
 * 49) Party Floor
 * 50) Killer Disco Floor
 * 51) Bavarium Floor
 * 52) Energy Converting Floor
 * 53) Manufacturing Floor
 * 54) Weapon Creation Floor
 * 55) Great Tower Main Floor
 * 56) Cima Leon: Centcom (FOW Airstrike System & Various APIs)
 * 57) Corda Dracon: Centcom (FOW EMP Cannon System & Various APIs)
 * 58) Monumental Mecha-Dragon Mothership
 * 59) S0mePVZfan, the Keyblade Master (Myst3ryM4n, MM)
 * 60) Pizzaking161, the Kerbal
 * 61) Scientedfic, the Versatile Warrior
 * 62) Aggron... Just Aggron, the Iron Armor Pokemon (Mega Aggron)
 * 63) Fellow Pokemon
 * 64) Dragonite
 * 65) Cinccino
 * 66) Decidueye
 * 67) Cuphead bosses
 * 68) Mr. Wheezy
 * 69) Tipsy Troop
 * 70) Rum
 * 71) Martini
 * 72) Whiskey
 * 73) The Root Pack
 * 74) Moe Tato
 * 75) Weepy
 * 76) Psycarrot
 * 77) Phear Lap
 * 78) Sans
 * 79) Disbelief Papyrus
 * 80) Mega Tower
 * 81) Floor 1: Basic Floor
 * 82) Floor 2: Papyrus' Puzzles
 * 83) Floor 3: Bad Time
 * 84) Floor 4: Candy Deadly
 * 85) Floor 5-8: Maze
 * 86) Floor 9: Free Floor
 * 87) Floor 10: The Core Floor

Mettaton's Quiz (Type: Sparky)

 * "Suddenly, METTATON breaks in through the wall and forces Steven and Sweg to do his quiz! Everything between them and their entities is momentarily stopped for the duration of the quiz."
 * OH YEAAHH!
 * "OHHHH YES! WELCOME, BEAUTIES... TO TODAY'S QUIZ SHOW! OH BOY! I CAN ALREADY TELL IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT SHOW! EVERYONE GIVE A BIG HAND FOR OUR WONDERFUL CONTESTANTS! NEVER PLAYED BEFORE, GORGEOUS? NO PROBLEM! IT'S SIMPLE! THERE'S ONLY ONE RULE. ANSWER CORRECTLY..."
 * yay
 * "OR YOU DIE!!!"
 * ooh im so scaaaaared!
 * "QUESTION 1!"
 * Alright, this should be easy.
 * "What's the prize for answering correctly?"
 * A) Money
 * B) Mercy
 * C) New car
 * D) More questions
 * I answer D) More questions!

The Unholy Assault (vs. Sweg Dragon)

 * "Yharon swiftly counters the Boterangs by carpet-bombing them from above with flaming seismic charges. They follow up by using their claws to rip the antenna off of the robot's head, and frying both the chest and torso in a massive Infernado."
 * Phase 2 initiated!
 * "Once that's done, they attempt to tear the robot's head/cockpit open like a candy bar wrapper, and devour the pink, fleshy scientist hiding inside."
 * FATALITY. Dr. Kahl is rekt!
 * "There's no equation you can use to evade THIS, Dr. Kahl."
 * om nom nom nom
 * "Yharon fries Ornstein with a flamethrower, but still gets skewered by the spear for large damage!"
 * 63% HP remains!
 * "However, as Yharon's airborne, Smough's hammer attack is quickly hindered by a swift evasion! Yharon proceeds to exude massive heat waves from its body, frying him."
 * 68% HP remains!
 * "It didn't see the uppercut coming, though! Mike Tyson delivers a K.O punch for massive damage!"
 * ONE PUUUUUNCH!!
 * "Yharon, having reached critical state, engages its final phase."
 * Alright, it's on!
 * "Engulfing himself in glowing. white-hot fire, Yharon is now invincible for 1 turn! Meaning all you can do is dodge."
 * You really love the word "white-hot", don't you?
 * "Yharon abruptly summons an army of Mini-Birbs, which proceed to swarm all remaining entities, while the Jungle Dragon carpet-bombs them simultaneously with fire charges.""'
 * The Rebel Flagship uses its Rapid-Missile Launcher to launch a swarm of Typhoon Missiles at the Murderswarm of Mini-Birbs. They're basically really powerful swarm missiles.
 * However, some birbs managed to hit the Flagship. Firepower level: 3. The Flagship's shields regenerate. (Achieve a firepower level of 5 and above to damage the hull).
 * Smough gets swarmed by the Murderswarm. Ornstein proceeds to absorb his soul. Phase 2 initiated! GIANT ORNSTEIN.
 * And then Ornstein uses Swinging Combo against the Mini-Birbs. It looks like this, except much, much faster.
 * Mike Tyson used Tyson Gatling! He rapidly punch every single Mini-Birbs that dared to come near him!
 * The Razor Claws got swarmed!
 * Akron changes to Electric-type. He then uses Eye Thunder against the Mini-Birbs; frying them alive with powerful lightning bolts.
 * Blaze uses Red Bubble. He charges his mouth with intense heat, before firing a massive fire blast that incinerates all the birbs! This also saves the other Pyrohydra heads from being swarmed.
 * "That's all for today..."
 * Alright.
 * "Luckily for you, one turn has passed, so Yharon's invincibility wears off regardless."
 * Acknowledged.

Infernal Catharsis (Boss Bonanza vs. Jungle Dragon, Yharon)

 * The remaining bosses in the Bonanza divert all attention to Yharon and gang up on him.
 * Boss Theta has been deployed. SEPHIROTH!!
 * Giant Ornstein uses Lightning Impale. In Ornstein's large form, he will charge his spear with lightning, and then lunge at Yharon in a quick stabbing motion. If this attack connects, Ornstein will raise Yharon and release the charged lightning, dealing huge amounts of damage.
 * The Rebel Flagship uses Wave Motion Slicer. It fires a beam of Cosmic Energy TM to slash Yharon at the speed of light, as an attempt to cut one of his wings!
 * Mike Tyson uses Consecutive Tyson Uppercuts! He teleports behind Yharon and rapidly uppercuts him at 8 punches per second! Again, Tyson punches are less powerful versions of Saitama's punches.
 * Akron shifts to his Raised Form, and then he uses one of his Bullet Hell attacks against Yharon: Death Blossom
 * The Pyrohydra makes their moves.
 * Blaze extends his head and attempts to bite Yharon.
 * Abyss uses Black Bubble. He charges his mouth with Absolute Darkness, before firing a massive void blast at Yharon!
 * Czars uses White Bubble. He charges his mouth with Absolute Light, before firing a massive holy blast at Yharon!