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Vs. BLASTER (Team Phoenix & Team 404)

 * As the heroes began to make their moves against the entity, its eye glows as it quickly activates itself.
 * The North Guardian has awoken! 

BLASTER 

A Superpowered Termination and Eradication Robot 


 * After the biggest Scranton Reality Anchor has been placed, the tractor beam turrets fail to hold BLASTER in place, as it immediately flies to the Anchor with its jet engines on its feet and its wings. 
 * Then BLASTER destroys the Scranton Reality Anchor into oblivion with one punch. Afterwards, it fires a sweeping eye laser, destroying the tractor beam turrets.
 * Cosmic Inferno Tower, you may fire when ready.
 * The Cosmic Inferno Tower fires its devastating Cosmic Inferno Beam into the Hypergate above it. Another Hypergate opens, and then the Cosmic Inferno Beam locks on its target, BLASTER, and comes out of the Hypergate.
 * BLASTER. Immeasurable HP. Immeasurable defense. Immeasurable ATK. etc.
 * In the span of 4 seconds, the Cosmic Inferno Beam deals... 1 damage. 1 damage. 1 damage. And 1 damage...
 * The Cosmic Inferno Tower must continue its attack against the ungodly powerful robot for 391 seconds, or ~6.5 minutes, in order to defeat it. Meanwhile, BLASTER will relentlessly attack the heroes, so they must hold the line as the tower gradually becomes more powerful.
 * BLASTER scans all the entities in its room. It identifies the majority of them as being part of the Alliance to Restore the Multiverse,
 * BLASTER casts Meteor Shower. Several portals open up in the sky of this gigantic room, with the larger meteors heading towards the Cosmic Inferno Tower, while the smaller ones heading towards the Alliance and the Empire's members.
 * Music - Final Fantasy VI: The Decisive Battle (FalKKonE remix)
 * Phoenix, in his Eternal form, uses his high-end telekinesis to slam BLASTER into the ground repeatedly. 0 damage. BLASTER then activates its Anti-Gravity System on its wings to completely resist the telekinesis and fires its Plasma Hyper Machine Gun located on its right at Phoenix. This is a machine gun that fires 1050 plasma shots per 1 nanosecond.
 * Phoenix uses his Blade of Justice to deflect the plasma shots, but they're too fast even for him that some of them hit him... but they don't deal great damage to him anyway.
 * Afterwards, Phoenix quickly charges an Eternal Kamehameha at BLASTER... who proceeds to fire a Hyperlaser (much more powerful than a Superlaser) from its eye that effortlessly overpowers it.
 * The Hyperlaser pushes Phoenix into the wall. MASSIVE DAMAGE!! (Eternal Phoenix's max HP: 5 trillion).
 * Phoenix falls down to the ground before getting back up.
 * Lucidia becomes Ecliptic Lucidia once again, and charges at BLASTER, slashing her two Oblvion scythes at the near-indestructible robot... 0 damage. BLASTER then punches her into the ground.
 * XP8 unsheathes his Katana of Infinity, while RobTop powers himself up, causing him to glow yellow.
 * BLASTER quickly flies towards the Cosmic Inferno Tower, right before RobTop fires a golden-colored Double Helix Laser at the super robot, knocking it away. 59 damage. (The rest of the damage is negated by its immeasurable defense).
 * XP8 teleports to BLASTER and rapidly slashes the robot... who quickly reassembles itself after having its parts separated by the katana. BLASTER then casts Hurricane against XP8. This hurricane is far more powerful than a real-life one, enough that XP8 gets blown away by it.
 * 30 seconds have passed. 1 damage. 1 damage. 7 damage...
 * Surprisingly for a robot, BLASTER uses telepathy to speak to everyone in its room.
 *  HELLO AGAIN, HEROES. SO, I'VE HEARD ABOUT THE NEWS THAT THE KNIGHT WITH THE STELLAR STAR IS GONE, WHICH WAS THE WEAPON THAT DESTROYED ME IN ONE SHOT. 
 * WITH SUCH A POWERFUL WEAPON GONE, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO STOP ME NOW? AS YOU MIGHT'VE KNOWN, I AM LITERALLY MADE OF INDESTRUCTIUM. WHICH IS, WELL, ALMOST INDESTRUCTIBLE. 
 * THE ONLY WAY TO STOP ME IS TO DESTROY ME, BY DRAINING ALL OF MY HP. GOOD LUCK, FOR IT'D BE HOPELESS FOR YOU TO DO SO. 
 * Due to the fact that 404 isn't there when BLASTER first appeared on Chapter 1, his only response is...
 * [visible confusion]
 *  The Cosmic Inferno Tower has just bypassed its immensely powerful defense. Great job, Grand Admiral. Keep holding the line, and we'll able to defeat that thing. 
 * Then BLASTER casts Earthquake. It stomps the ground, causing an Earthquake to happen. Meanwhile, the sea at the western side of the room begins to rise. A Tsunami is heading towards the heroes!
 *  This robot... is a Walking Disaster! 
 * Brown Eevee activates all the Stones of the Eeveelution Gauntlet, and tries to snap BLASTER out of existence... it didn't work. BLASTER is immune to being finger snaps, and by extension, Disintegration/Hakai.
 * Brown Eevee combines every stones and fires a Starlight Universal Beam at BLASTER, who retaliates by firing Anti-God Missiles from its back, smash them together, creating a portal to Hell. An enormous arm emerges from the portal, and quickly bursts into red tendrils known as Red Miles, which manage to resist the Starlight Universal Beam and erases the beam out of existence alongside the tendrils, turning the arm back into its normal state.
 * A mysterious, demonic voice speaks through the portal.
 * <???> Ahahahaha! 
 *  That voice... could it be...! 
 *  Red Dragon! 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><timewornKaiju> I've encountered countless versions of that Gauntlet before. As powerful as they are, all of them share the same weakness: Their powers are only bound to the universe that they came from. Well, as a Creator, <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">MY POWERS ARE FAR BEYOND THOSE BOUNDARIES. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><timewornKaiju> Ahahaha! Everyone who have wielded a Cosmic Gauntlet eventually developed a god complex from its immense power, not realizing that there's still someone above them! Prepare to meet the demise of the Eeveelution Gauntlet, mortal! 
 * The Hand of the Red Dragon's pointer finger turns into Red Miles, as they assimilate themselves into the Eeveelution Gauntlet, disabling the Eeveelution Stones for the remainder of the fight, before vanishing as the Portal to Hell closes.
 * <span style="color:grey;text-shadow:0 0 1px grey, 1px 1px 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px orange"><XP8> Unbelievable... this robot is able to summon the Red Dragon himself?! Such a strength for a tin can! 
 * Aggron transforms into Golden Aggron and equips his Elemental Knife, which then turns its color into Anti-Flash White. The knife has just become the Atomic Knife. He then attempts to stab BLASTER with it, who knocks the knife away with its pointer finger, which has just morphed into a lightsaber.
 * Golden Aggron then uses an immensely powerful version of Iron Tail against BLASTER, who grabs it and spins him around before throwing him into a mountain, Super Mario 64-style.
 * 61 seconds have passed. 467 damage. 889 damage. 2058 damage...

Anima's Adventure

 * Unaffected by the portal room that sucked in the rest of her team, Anima decided to fly into the portal, hoping that it'd send her to BLASTER's room... except she bounced off of the portal, unable to enter it.
 * <span style="color:fuchsia;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan"><Anima> ...Huh. I guess I'll have to venture through this machine by my own, then. 
 * Anima decides to head to Room 75. The room morphs into unlit caverns. There's a group of cultists worshipping a cloud of darkness with thousands of yellow eyes, alongside their leader.
 * The cult leader is handing out a human woman to appease their dark god, but then Anima quickly teleports her back to where she originally came from: Earth.
 * <Cult Leader> You fool! Don't you realize that just that mere human is all that is left to activate the Dark God's full power?! We've already sacrificed countless mortals to him!
 * <Cult Leader> Let me introduce ourselves! We are the masters of a power driven to the far reaches of the universe, and we have but one desir-
 * The Cult Leader quickly gets slapped by Anima.
 * <span style="color:fuchsia;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan"><Anima> I don't want to listen to your nonsense justification for all this evil. 
 * ...And the Cult Leader gets launched by the slap into the dark entity.
 * The cloud of darkness spews lightning bolts out of it, faster and faster...
 * <Cultist 7> Our Dark Lord! He has finally matured!
 * <Cultist 8> All glory to the Chthonian!
 * <Cultist 9> Please, accept us to be your sacrifices to gain more power, Dark Lord!
 * The Chthonian grabs all cultists with its tongues, and eat them.
 * Then, the Chthonian transforms from its Cloud of Darkness form into its humanoid form, at 3-kilometer tall.
 * <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">The Chthonian has awoken! 
 * With hundreds of arms on each of its shoulders, thousands of yellow eyes all over its body, a pair of legs, and an eyeless wolf skull for a head, the Chthonian advances toward Anima.
 * After Anima fires a blast of light magic towards one of its eyes on its abdomen, that eye bursts out of its body and turns into a flying mouth. The eye then charges at Anima, who quickly forms an angelic sword to slice it into halves.
 * The Chthonian lets out a roar that can be described as a wolf's howl combined with a snake's hissing and a dragon's roar. It then rips out one of its right arms, which proceeds to disintegrate into a massive swarm of Shadow Dragons, who all head towards Anima.
 * Anima proceeds to charge Supernova, and then releases a massive burst of fire magic from herself, incinerating all of the Shadow Dragons.
 * The Chthonian's eyes glow red, before launching a barrage of hellish fireballs at Anima, who retaliates by surrounding herself with a barrier made of holy water, capable of distinguishing even hellfire that's normally immune to normal water and other liquids.
 * The Chthonian reaches out to Anima with one of its left hands, which rips out of its own body and turns into a Shadow Serpent.
 * The Shadow Serpent attempts to devour Anima, who overcharges it with Force Lightning, causing it to explode.
 * Enraged, all of the Chthonian's eyes burst from its body at once in a desperate attempt to kill Anima... without even knowing that they are also its hearts. Without them, the now completely-eyeless Chthonian falls to the ground, before vanishing into nothingness. The eyes, on the other hand, also fall to the ground before dying, leaving giant, dismembered eyes all over the ground of Room 75.
 * Anima stares at what just happened for a moment, speechless about the situation, until...
 * <span style="color:fuchsia;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan"><Anima> ... 
 * <span style="color:fuchsia;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan"><Anima> That was... an incredibly intense battle against a powerful force of evil. 
 * <span style="color:fuchsia;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan"><Anima> And then this happened. That was, anticlimactic, and shocking, to say at least... 
 * <span style="color:fuchsia;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan"><Anima> ... 
 * Still shocked at what happened, Anima takes a rest in Room 55 in order to regain her composure from the bizarre moment that just happened, before passing through the Hive Room that was already cleared by 404, and enters Room 87.
 * All Anima encounters is a massive, one-eyed octopus. It knows about her fight with the stronger abomination known as the Chthonian, and quickly retreats to its underground home.
 * Anima was about to leave the Room, and then the creature quickly changes its mind, blocking the exit.
 * Anima simply flies right through it, killing it in the process, before entering BLASTER's room.
 * <span style="color:fuchsia;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan"><Anima> I'm heeeere! 
 * Sensing a new enemy to deal with, BLASTER glances at Anima before firing yet another Hyperlaser at her, who quickly teleports away to regroup with her mortal allies, and her fellow Creators inside the room, RobTop, Otherspace, and XP8.

Vs. Wrench Head (Team Denizen)

 * Denizen smashes the wrench-headed robot with his banhammer, destroying it.
 * <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan"><Denizen> Hold on... this isn't the real miniboss, is it? 
 * And then a portal opens up on the ground, and out of it emerges...
 * <Mysterious girl> aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 * <Parkour> [visible confusion]
 * <Parkour> Erm... hey girl, what's your name? And you look like... a female version of Mega Man. Why's that?
 * <Mysterious girl> I'm Mangaman!
 * <Mangaman> I don't know about this "Mega Man" guy, but one thing for sure is that you, heroes, have come to stop the Cataclysm Machine, right?
 * <Mangaman> V-very well then. H-heroes, time to p-p-perish!
 * Music - Shovel Knight: The Schemer (Tinker Knight theme)
 * <Mangaman> Hell Blizzard!
 * Mangaman fires Hell Blizzard from her(?) Arm Cannon... which are actually harmless snowballs.
 * The snowballs hit Denizen. 0 damage.
 * <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan"><Denizen> Those who wish to side with the Cataclysm Machine... shall be exec- 
 * <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan"><Denizen> Hey, I like throwing snowballs! Let's play! 
 * Denizen creates a bunch of snowballs and throws them at Mangaman. 81% HP remains.
 * <Mangaman> Arrrrgh!
 * <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan"><Denizen> What? I thought my snowballs are completely harmless! I'm serious! 
 * <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan"><Denizen> Wait a minute... according to my scans, she seems to be weaker than even a normal human. 
 * <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan"><Denizen> Hmm... 
 * <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan"><Denizen> Hmm... 
 * <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan"><Denizen> HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM... 
 * <Mangaman> Take this! Volcanic Eruption!
 * Mangaman uses Volcanic Eruption... a stream of Coca ColaTM is shot out of her Arm Cannon at the Master of Masters.
 * <span style="color:grey;text-shadow:0 0 1px grey, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><The Master of Masters> Those who support evi- Ooh, this looks really fun! 
 * The Master of Masters creates a shape out of light, shaped like a Keyblade. Then he transforms that "Keyblade" into a bottle of PepsiTM and violently shakes it. The stream of Pepsi effortlessly counters Mangaman's "Volcanic Eruption" and showers her/him with it. 54% HP remains. How does someone from the Kingdom Hearts universe knows about Pepsi, anyway? :thonkang:
 * <Mangaman> TAKE ME SERIOUSLY, DARN IT!!!
 * <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan"><Denizen> But your voice is beauty to my ears~ 
 * <span style="color:grey;text-shadow:0 0 1px grey, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><The Master of Masters> (Did he just... say that out loud?) 
 * <span style="color:grey;text-shadow:0 0 1px grey, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><The Master of Masters> [telepathy] Hey Denizen, did you say that this miniboss is more powerful than the previous ones that we fought? 
 * <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan"><Denizen> [telepathy] Don't judge me. She's so weak that it messed with my power detector! It made me think that she was a very powerful being! 
 * <Mangaman> Erm, before you flirt with me...
 * <Mangaman> ...I'm a guy.
 * <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan"><Denizen> NANI!?!?!??!!!???? 
 * <Mangaman> Enough! Take this, pervert!
 * <Mangaman> 'FEARMONGER!!
 * Mangaman unleashes her- I mean, his, ultimate ability: Fearmonger!
 * ...Free manga.
 * Mangaman shoots a copy of a manga at Denizen. Denizen then opens the manga to see what it is.
 * "The Red Dragon's Super Happy Destruction Joy Joy!"
 * ...A kids' manga about the Red Dragon's evil plan to destroy the Multiverse. You know, for kids!
 * Denizen reads the first page of the manga.
 * Konnichiwa! I am Brine-sama! And today I am going to teach you how to destroy the Multiverse! Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!
 * Greatly offended, Denizen disintegrates the manga and decides to execute Mangaman right now...
 * ...But then Mangaman gets crushed by the collapsing ceiling.
 * And out of the ceiling comes a colossal TF2 Sentry with its minigun replaced with a wrench-shaped cannon.
 * ...(The true) Wrench Head!
 * Music: Iconoclasts - Machines (Boss theme)
 * Wrench Head launches a barrage of fireballs at the heroes, who all quickly dodged them.
 * Just as Master Eraqus casts Oboro again and shoot spheres of light at it, Wrench Head, despite being a stationary Sentry turret, dodged!
 * Turns out, the room itself just used its morphing abilities to create conveyor belts on the ground, moving Wrench Head as a result!
 * Wrench Head launches 2 sawblades at Parkour and MM respectively. But then they were quickly smashed into bits by Denizen's Banhammer.
 * And the fight continues...