Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26336673-20171104170921/@comment-27383731-20171115203945

 *remembers something* Wait hang on... Get me an onion

 Of course! *gets him an onion*

 *starts cutting up the onion and starts crying because of the juices*

 *catches some tears in a vial* Got some!

 Great! *materialises Sonar's dead body, then pours his tears over Sonar's corpse*

 What did that do?

 You see, my tears have the power to heal anything, even death. So by doing that, I just revived Sonar

 But you can't revive someone who doesn't want to be revived

 You mean resurrect

 OK...

 My tears are extremely powerful after all

 *wakes up* What the hell...