Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27790518-20171027215634/@comment-27121914-20171104102808

List of Current Players and Entities

 * 1) TimewornKaiju, the Embodiment of Chaos and Destruction  (Eldritch Steven ) (Vlad's Armor , Shield of Evil : 100% HP) (Energy-Absorber API: 100% Integrity) (Anti-Friendly Fire API) (Force Shield) (Immune to forced teleportation by other entities)
 * 2) [REALITY-BOSS]  Darkceus, the Erased God (Darkrai + Arceus) (68% HP)
 * 3) [MIND-BOSS]  Darkmetal Sonic (77% HP)
 * 4) Svantechnical (Submachine Shotgun) (Left Hand)
 * 5) Megafleet (Star-Powered Laser Cannon) (Right Hand)
 * 6) [TIME-BOSS]  Hastur the Unspeakable (Speak of the Devil: Gives Hastur an extra attack against the player who say "Hastur")
 * 7) Sweg Dragon, the Draconic Core  (Assi-Limit API) (Holo-Forminator API) (Heatseeker API) (Healinator API) (Empty API Slot)
 * 8) Supreme Calamitas
 * 9) Polterghast (Phase 2: Necroghast)
 * 10) Supreme Devourer
 * 11) 404 found, the Fleet Admiral
 * 12) Imperial Fleet
 * 13) Sonar553, the Shadow of Darkness
 * 14) Patapon Airships
 * 15) Yumipons: Gyaba, Sabara and Mourissoo
 * 16) Uberheroes: Pingrek, Oohoroc, Tondenga
 * 17) 10 Cannons
 * 18) Pink Sheep (Attack Deflector Barrier)
 * 19) Brown Eevee
 * 20) Falco Maxime: Centcom & Various APIs
 * 21) 213 Urga Mstitels
 * 22) 253 M99A5 Silhouettes
 * 23) 1 Golden Urga Mstitel
 * 24) 1 Monumental Mecha-Dragon Mothership
 * 25) Cima Leon: Centcom & Various APIs
 * 26) 1 Monumental Mecha-Hydra Mothership
 * 27) Corda Dracon: Centcom & Various APIs
 * 28) 1 Monumental Mecha-Kraken Mothership
 * 29) Hexiron Fleet
 * 30) Hexiron Space Station
 * 31) Class C Battleship of Hexiron
 * 32) Bavarium Shielded S-557 Salvation, Class C Battleship of Hexiron
 * 33) eDEN Airship
 * 34) Cala Marity Ganon
 * 35) [SUPERBOSS] Ghirahim
 * 36) [SUPERBOSS] Scylla
 * 37) [SUPERBOSS] Christian Brutal Sniper
 * 38) [SUPERBOSS] Agni
 * 39) [REALITY-MINIBOSS] Shiroe
 * 40) [SUPERBOSS] M-29 Musashi
 * 41) Almighties
 * 42) [ALMIGHTY-BOSS] Thunder God Zeus
 * 43) [ALMIGHTY-BOSS] Anubis The Protector
 * 44) [ALMIGHTY-BOSS] Radiant Aphrodite
 * 45) [ALMIGHTY-BOSS] Shining Amaterasu
 * 46) [ALMIGHTY-BOSS] Splendid Ganesha
 * 47) [ALMIGHTY-BOSS] Wrathful Poseidon
 * 48) Psychomaniac14
 * 49) Oiniteoderfla12
 * 50) SnufflesTheDog
 * 51) Alpha654
 * 52) Ignotus Pervrell.exe
 * 53) EpicToast2005
 * 54) Geoplayer123

The Shadow of Darkness (Sonar553)

 * "Ah yes, good ol Steven we have here."
 * Welcome back! :D
 * "Well, I might as well just teleport this fine box of chocolate to Steven, wrapped in red case. However, I force open it through Perilous Control, and he sees 27 chocolate hearts. That's affection >:)"
 * I read the above action and prepare to counter my love allergy.
 * I close my eyes right before I get to see the chocolate hearts. And then I eat the chocolates. Golly, that was delicious! ...Just because I'm allergic to love doesn't mean I'm incapable of liking food.
 * "Oh but WAIT! This ain't any ordinary choco! Yes, it is indeed BOMBS! CORROSIVE GRENADES WITH THE SIDE EFFECT ELEMENT OF ELECTRICITY! ALL OF THEM DETONATE AT ONCE!"
 * WAIT, WHAT!?! I JUST FELL FOR THE TRAP! 
 * brb, going to the toilet. [teleports away]
 * Dear Diary, today I suffered from an intestinal apocalypse. My stomach is being dissolved by strong acid that was inside the chocolates that were disguised as grenades the whole time. My intestines are turning my breakfast that was being digested into burnt food. Thankfully, I didn't get cancer from unwittingly digesting the burnt food because it's rumored that a dragon usually eat their prey after incinerating them into ashes. 
 * However, not even dragons are safe from diarrhea. The human-sized toilet that I went to was quickly flooded with [REDACTED], so I needed to immediately teleport to my personal, planet-sized toilet that's in my pocket dimension. It was a nauseating experience. Wait, why did I showed this diary entry for other players to read? Wait, I wrote the previous sentence then I showed them this diary entry. Wait, why the hell would someone writes a diary entry about disgusting things that you do in the toilet, anyway?
 * "thats not enough. THATS NOT ENOUGH. I use FLASH CRACK BOOM to the HIGHEST degree, and then make sure to trap him in the box like last time, and start stabbing him."
 * Eugh! It feels like Zeus has just smitten me right at the horns!
 * Ugh! NOT THIS AGAIN!! NOT THE BOX AGAIN!!
 * The Space Gem resonates with spatial power...
 * This will be important later on...
 * I have multiple layers of shields right now. The outer layer is Type: Sparky's Armageddon Shield, which was put around me for weeks ago.
 * "Armageddon Shield: The Armageddon Shield gives the user a dark-red aura. It also makes them red and makes them crackle with yellow electricity while having multiple large yellow spheres orbit them in an electron fashion. It works like a Regular Shield, but has a nuclear explosion when it is destroyed. This explosion CANNOT be blocked or avoided, no questions asked, and it affects everyone on the thread. Also does a ton of damage and leaves those hit with radiation poisoning. (NOTE: Is NOT a guaranteed kill, so it's not as OP as it sounds.)"
 * (Source: Type: Sparky's page on RFF wiki)
 * However, since you're a shadow, this attack might still phase through you.
 * Also, side note: Attacks that affect everyone on the thread instead of targeting specific players and entities are much less likely to be noticed. I've encountered this situation many times.
 * Right before the Armageddon Shield explodes, I create an Anti-Friendly Fire API. It's a reality-warping device that looks like a peace sign. It prevents attacks that comes from its user from damaging their own entities, in case if they target literally everything on the current thread.
 * The Armageddon Shield explodes, and as a result, it engulfs the entire Draconium Universe, damaging every players and entities that are inside it! 
 * (...except my own entities because I don't want my minions to die from this uncontrollable explosion).
 * "IM NOT DONE. OIL SPLASH TIME! I teleport to Steven, and while he is in that box, doing, I DONT KNOW, THIS IS TURN BASED LOL HAHAHAH"
 * The Space Gem is fully charged...
 * I create a backup body of myself (outside the box, of course). It's sleeping until my current body dies, so that I don't have to respawn by teleporting back to Hell (even though the end result is still the same).
 * "Anyways, LIQUID NITROGEN CANISTERS! I freeze him, and then lunge into him while becoming that one annoying thing. FATAL OIL."
 * I make the fatal oil pass through my Force Shield, because I wanted to get out of the box.
 * TimewornKaiju1.exe has stopped working.
 * I (as my real life self) double click TimewornKaiju2.exe on my computer. The backup body wakes up. THANKS TO THE INFINITY GAUNTLET, I'M STILL ALIVE!! 
 * "This may be too complex to understand, sorry for this pile of crap i typed."
 * It's not that complex if someone actually took their time to read the whole thing and responded with the right actions. Besides, I write walls of text that might be harder to understand than the other posts, and yet, people totally understood what I said.
 * For me, it's actually pretty simple to understand. So, no need to say sorry, pal! :D
 * I impale Sonar with a sword known as Oblitinium Equilibrium: After obtaining the Oblitinium Sword from Type: Sparky, TimewornKaiju fused that sword with the Blade of Equilibrium. Originally, the Blade of Equilibrium was a lightsaber that entirely consists of negative photons, or 'dark light'. These negative photons can split into positive photons (light) and 'skotons' (from the Greek word for 'darkness', skotia).
 * But now, it's a sword made from a purple-colored metal that's also the strongest element in Universe 7 (AKA our universe). In addition, it's also sharpened to a single atom.
 * And not only that, it's still emitting negative photons from the blade itself. Therefore, it's surrounded by (from outer to inner auras), a white aura, a black aura, and a grey aura.
 * So, if the negative photons couldn't cut the target, then the sharpened Oblitinium will help them to do so. 
 * I did this just to see if negative photons and "skotons" (pure darkness) would work against the Shadow of Darkness.

The Unholy Assault (vs. Sweg Dragon)

 * "In a massive flash of light, something massive engulfs and consumes the Moon Lord, instantly finishing it off as the eldritch god screams and writhes!"
 * Would you like to make that thing gains the abilities of the entities that it consumed? Like my version of it?
 * "Moon Lord has been defeated!"
 * Finally!
 * "And, with a massive rumble strong enough to start a Universal Collapse..."
 * Oooh! I wonder what is it?
 * "The Devourer of Gods has awoken! Except it's in its true form... And it's got some new tricks up its sleeve. Meet... The Supreme Devourer! (Basically a buffed version of the Devourer of Gods, like Supreme Calamitas)"
 * Uh oh...
 * According to its lore, it is capable of crossing through dimensions to launch ambushes on its victims. Save for possibly explaining where it keeps pulling clones of itself from, no indication of this ability is seen in-game.
 * Also, the Devourer of Gods is said to not only devours gods, but assimilates their powers as well. No sign of said power seems to appear in-game. (This is what I intended the False Devourer's God Eater ability to be).
 * If the Supreme Devourer gains the abilities of his victims, then you may make him to eat entities that remain inactive for too long.
 * So, would you like to give him the two abilities that I just mentioned? It's said to be capable of doing those in the lore, but, like I said, those powers don't seem to appear ingame.
 * "(May or may not revert to its regular form after the defeating of its lesser doppleganger.)"
 * It's up to you to decide it.
 * "In an attempt to eliminate the other Devourer, I have the Supreme Devourer smash into the other's head, while its body fries the other Devourer's body with lasers."
 * Well, pretend that my Devourer has the old sprite, I guess.
 * "As for the sentinels... Supreme Calamitas rams into all of them, one by one, while firing brimstone blasts across the entire field once again."
 * Hastur once again counters those brimstone blasts with Light Bullets, in case if they're heading for me and my entities.
 * "In an attempt to help, Catastrophe rams into the strongest of the three, Signus. This, however, does massive damage to Catastrophe as well! It's back down to a sliver of health!"
 * Ow!
 * "Realizing what it has to do, it murmurs. "There can be only one."
 * Only one of what?
 * "It engulfs itself in Brimstone Flames, and launches itself as another full-powered Calamitation Meteor! Once again, I coat this one with my Assi-Limit API. ...Take charge of your destiny!"
 * INCOMING!!
 * "With an ear-shattering boom, the meteor detonates! This hopefully either kills the devourer or severely damages it... (plx?) (Maybe?)"
 * The false Devourer is severely damaged!
 * "However, it required a sacrifice to pull off... Catastrophe has been defeated!"
 * The only one that's left is Supreme Calamitas.
 * "Turning around, Supreme Calamitas notices the charred remains of her second dead brother."
 * Aw... poor thing!
 * "HERE WE GO AGAIN! BURN IN HELL YOU MURDEROUS LITTLE WORM!"
 * Why so  TRIGGERED , eyeball lady?
 * "Supreme Calamitas launches barrage after barrage of Cosmilite-melting flame shards at the Devourer, assuming it's still alive."
 * The False Devourer is rekt!
 * REKT BY: Supreme Calamitas
 * Well, Sweg; you can make the Supreme Devourer to revert to its regular form. Or, you might want him to stay in his final form.
 * "Polterghast also attempts to assist in the destruction. It grabs Ceaseless Void using its tendrils, and attempts to tear it apart. If it works, Polterghast attempts to use the resulting black hole/abyss to suck in the remaining 2 sentinels."
 * It suceeded! The False Sentinels have been defeated!
 * "If at any point any of these things fail, Polterghast just launches a vast barrage of Phantom Bugs at the 3, which latch on and bite away massive chunks of flesh, like army ants."
 * Okay, okay, they're already dead.
 * Sweg, you may now resurrect the Sentinels of the Devourer and make them assist the Supreme Devourer if you want to.
 * "If the Devourer's dead already, Supreme Calamitas fires these shards as Hasssssssstur instead."
 * She already used those shards to kill the False Devourer. But anyway...
 * Hastur blasts a barrage of Light Bullets yet again, in order to disintegrate those flame shards.
 * "As for me, I'll ram full force into whichever one's alive in my Hyperspear form."
 * I don't know which one of my entities I'd choose to be attacked by your Hyperspear form, but regardless, I push the Hyperspear away with a Gravity Wave.
 * "I mean, there wasn't much to counter this turn, so I guess that's it."
 * Yep.
 * BTW, sorry for the delay, because I had school-related problems last Monday to last Friday (yesterday).
 * Darkmetal Sonic  uses his mind powers to create 6 illusions of himself, and then he turns those illusions into clones.
 * After that, he and his clones activate their warp engines and approach the Supreme Devourer at warpspeed. Of course, the Devourer's speed scales with his opponent's speed, so he'll be always faster than them, no matter what.
 * Still moving at warp speed, Darkmetal Sonic and his clones enter Hit-and-Run Mode.
 * SYSTEMS ENGAGED. TAKING EVASIVE ACTION.
 * The 6 Darkmetal Sonic clones equip Blissful Bombardiers and blast the Supreme Devourer's head with them.
 * Darkmetal Sonic  himself bombards the Supreme Devourer with both Svantechnical (Submachine Shotgun) and Megafleet Megafleet (Star-Powered Laser Cannon).
 * <span style="color:yellow;text-shadow:0 0 1px yellow, 1px 1px 1px #FDFF00, 1px 1px 1px #FDFF00">Darkceus  uses Black Hole Eclipse against Polterghast. The user gathers dark energy using its Z-Power and sucks the target into it. Meaning, this black hole only affects Polterghast and nothing else.
 * This black hole's gravity is strong enough to pull its target from 100 parsecs away.
 * The Black Hole Eclipse lasts until my, or Sweg's, next post, so stop Polterghast from touching it by any means necessary!
 * Meanwhile, <span style="color:yellow;text-shadow:0 0 1px yellow, 1px 1px 1px #FDFF00, 1px 1px 1px #FDFF00">Darkceus  launches a storm of Anti-Ghost Injustice Spears at Polterghast.
 * <span style="color:orange;text-shadow:0 0 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px #E34234, 1px 1px 1px #E34234">Hastur  launches a storm of Light Bullets at Supreme Calamitas, in order to counter her Brimstone Hellblasts and similar attacks.
 * After that, he morphs his Slimy Tentacles into Photon Blades, and then he slashes Supreme Calamitas with them.
 * And then, <span style="color:orange;text-shadow:0 0 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px #E34234, 1px 1px 1px #E34234">Hastur  temporarily resurrects Ra, the Sun God, who proceeds to launch several homing Spheres of Destruction at Supreme Calamitas. And then Ra vanishes into thin air.
 * And finally, <span style="color:orange;text-shadow:0 0 1px orange, 1px 1px 1px #E34234, 1px 1px 1px #E34234">Hastur  launches his ultimate attack: <span style="color:white;text-shadow:0 0 1px white, 1px 1px 1px goldenrod, 1px 1px 1px goldenrod">Wings of Salvation. 
 * His wings glow brighter and brighter, until they're bright enough that even a person who's sleeping with their sunglasses on can go blind from the light.
 * Lemme introduce you about Absolute Light: The user creates a field of absolute light that blinds the targets either temporarily or permanently and may also dull or even completely negate the other senses. They are potentially able to generate light so intense it can completely obliterate objects in its path without heat. However, beings who can see in intense light are not hindered by this ability, and Hastur is one of them.
 * The light that shines from Hastur's wings expands until it reaches a diameter of 10 parsecs. In the sky, it'll appear as an abnormally large star (That's as wide as 32.6156 LIGHT YEARS). Looking at the Absolute Light for even a split second is enough to blind you.
 * And then the light sphere dissipates.
 * End result: With absolute brightness... comes absolute darkness. The Absolute Light that shone from Hastur's Wings of Salvation has completely devastated everything around him in a wide area, and such, it may have or may not have dealt massive damage to Supreme Calamitas! The area around Hastur and Supreme Calamitas is now a void that looks like this. Anything inside the void are unable to see anything, except Hastur, the stars outside the void, and other light sources.
 * Now, if you actually have time, it'd be wise to not use yourself as a meat shield to block all attacks from me that are aimed against your minions.