Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180622030441/@comment-7395353-20180630015948

I put a Shrink n' Grow (a computer chip-ish thing that shrinks the thing it's attached to, also lowering its mass/weight somehow) on the pile.

EVENTS
 * The Death Star smashes the tombstone into pieces of gravel.
 * Btd456Creeper (hey, that's me!) turns into a pile of shattered bones.
 * Several other things have become more accurately smashed.
 * With Quagsire and the Polish-speaking monkey dead, there's nothing left to prevent the Thermal Detonator from exploding.
 * The Shrink n' Grow shrinks the Death Star to the size of a penny. It also is now far above the pile because it shrank around its center and the Death Star is big so the center is far above the ground
 * Ink oozes out of the soda can now that the can has been smashed. It gets all over the newly created gravel.
 * The dead Devourer of Gods disappears (in typical Terraria boss fashion).
 * SCP-682 shakes off the impact and finishes eating the spaghetti.


 * Mario's corpse
 * Mutilated
 * Has a hole in it
 * Covered in ink
 * Has a fly smashed into it and glued to it with ink
 * Crushed
 * Mario's hat
 * Covered in ink
 * Crushed
 * Gravel
 * Covered in ink
 * A soda can
 * Covered with ink
 * Crushed
 * Oozing ink
 * A basement key
 * Covered in ink
 * Shattered into pieces
 * Several broken pieces of wood
 * Covered in ink
 * Crushed
 * Thermal Detonator
 * Won't explode (Quagsire's ability, Damp; Polish-speaking monkey prevents fires)
 * Covered in ink
 * Crushed
 * Quagshire corpse
 * Covered in diluted ink
 * Crushed
 * A dead polish-speaking monkey
 * Covered in ink
 * Crushed
 * SCP-682
 * Very salty
 * Covered in ink
 * Crushed bones
 * Covered in ink
 * Broken plate
 * Death Star
 * Shrink n' Grow Attached
 * Size of a penny
 * Falling; currently about 60m above the rest of the pile; lands in two more posts