Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-7395353-20181124132849/@comment-27121914-20181126153126


 * Oh look, it's that guy again, just under a different name.
 * 4. Slap Alucard.

* The Red Dragon just slapped Dracula-spelled-backwards! Oh noes! What's gonna happen next!?
 * 1) The Red Dragon turns into Alexis... and slaps him because he's not worthy of her love.
 * 2) The Red Dragon smashes Alucard with a banhammer.
 * 3) The Red Dragon obliterates Alucard with a laser breath.
 * 4) The Red Dragon glares at Alucard... and disintegrates him without even snapping.


 * Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die...