Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-31084489-20170223162102/@comment-27383731-20170629001529

hmm... *taps*

nothing... *taps again*

god damn it again? *taps again*

I give up...

3 days later...

Delivery man: Hello? I have 3 deliveries for you

Me: Sure. What are they?

Delivery man: They are 3 cars

Me: What?

Delivery man: Yeah. They're just in that truck. Please sign here *points to a line with the word "Signature" underneath it* and they will be yours

Me: *signs* Time to see what these cars are...

Delivery man: OK! Bring out the cars

Me: *jaw drops* I... Is that... a GT by Citroen...

Delivery man: Yeah

Me: *jaw drops even more* Wh... Why did I get a GT by Citroen, a Lamborghini Aventador LP 750-4 SV and a W Motors Fenyr Supersport..?

Delivery man: I don't know. I just got a call saying that I had to deliver these extremely expensive cars to this location...