Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25358024-20151130174123/@comment-25358024-20151202200628

1 Entity spawns!

Mecha - (NE) [100/100] {Double Strike}

I whack Rising more, until he is covered in blood.

-8! +5 XP!

'Level Up! NerdyMSP is now level 3!'

I then summon the help of Nicki Minaj and get her to twerk in his face, which disgusts all other players, and they pass out. I bash all of them up while I can.

'''-6 to RisingFire! RisingFire is ASLEEP! +3 XP'''

I continue bashing up the vending machine. If Rising interferes, I bash him and the machine simultaneously.

'''He's stunned! -23 to Vending Machine! +7 XP'''

-23 total damage!

Vending Machine has 353 HP left!

I scope Rising 50 times till he is awake.

'''-6 to RisingFire! +8 XP! (You got random double xp)'''

If he awakes then i'll bash him from the butt of the gun.

But he didn't!

Fortunately, I have pain relievers with me. I take them with a can of Coke, reversing the adverse effects of the twerking.

'''+6 HP! +1 XP'''

I get a can of Red Bull and get super hyper. I then use the Eye of Providence to 360 loomynartyscope all those that dare to harm the Almighty Vending Machine.

'''-4 to all attackers! +3 XP'''

Random Dasher is defeated!

'ZOptic is defeated! +10 XP for killing him!'

MCHAMMER is now yours!

While I'm still super hyper, I launch fireballs at everyone with Sanic speed, especially Nicki Minaj.

'''-3 for everybody except you and your MCHAMMER! Additional -5 for Nicki Minaj! +4 XP'''

I finish off ZOptic with a lenny thrown in his face.

ZOptic is alredy dead!

I clean the Almighty Vending Machine with a bottle of mineral water and fix it so it regains health..

'''It works, and the vending machine gives you a blessing! +30 for the vending machine!'''

'Level up! RisingFire is now fully healed and level 3!'

I planted C4 to the vending machine.

Ok.

Then i ran very fast to a big mountain as a cover then blew it up.

Ok.

-17 to Vending Machine and all defenders!

'''MCHAMMER is defeated! +5 XP'''

I suddenly join.

You joined the game as an attacker!

I'll make a Leaf Blade. Then I insert a coin in it.

Ok.

I burn A plant to ASHES!

But A plant escapes!

Then i Quickscoped RisingFire again.

'''-5 to RisingFire! +3 XP'''

Oh Almighty Vending Machine, summon a powerful boss to rekt these lowlife scum once and for ALL!

'The Almighty Vending Machine summons Mike Shadow, the fallen attacker! [150/150]'

(One attacker receives 20 damage each turn)

CHESTS APPEARED! Destroy them to get equipment and items!

Wooden Chest                [20/20]

Metal Chest                   [40/40]

Steel Chest                    [60/60]

Pure Iron Chest              [80/80]

Shadow Chest                  [5/5]    (Unphisycal) {Weakness: Light and Mind attacks}

 VENDING MACHINE   (Round 1) [366/500 HP]

AT:       NerdyMSP                         [16/60 HP] (Level 3, 13/40 XP) 

                  Nicki Minaj                      [2/10 HP] (Belongs to Nerdy)

              XSlayer300                       [45/50 HP] (Level 1, 15/20 XP)

              A plant                              [50/50 HP] (Level 1, 0/20 XP)

NE:      Neutral bot N-1337                [10/20 HP] (auto)

              Mecha                             [94/100 HP] (auto) {gets double damage}

DEF:    RisingFire2654                     [38/60 HP] (Level 3, 4/40 XP)

       MIKE SHADOW                    [150/150 HP] {BOSS} (Shadow, Thunder) {Lightning Hit}

Inventory:

NerdyMSP:   Log B lvl 2, Stool lvl 1, Toothpick lvl 1

RisingFire2654:    Fireball Cannon lvl 2, Mountain Dew can, Red Bull can, Coke can

XSlayer300:   Gun lvl 1, C4 lvl 1

A plant:    Leaf Blade lvl 1 (Coin inserted)

Mike Shadow:    Scythe of Death lvl 10, The Lightning Spike lvl 8

1 turn until healing!

11 turns till winning the game by defenders!

3 chests will spawn next turn!

Dead players:         ZOptic [0/50 HP] (Was level 1, had 6/20 XP) {REKT by RisingFire2654}

Dead allies:             Random Dasher [0/20 HP] {REKT by RisingFire2654}

Auto-defender [0/20 HP] {REKT by NerdyMSP}

MCHAMMER [0/10 HP] (Belonged to RisingFire) {REKT by XSlayer300}

Dead bosses:        None