Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180329052738/@comment-26877467-20180331063518

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404 found sets down a spring trap, using it to jump over the pit. 25% chance of it not going far enough...

82! 404 found makes it across, but has to pick themselves up.

Btd456Creeper pushes the door open, and continues.

Vaguebuild throws a friend heart at Invader Zim, but it doesn't seem to do anything. Invader Zim has no need for friendship.

Sonar553 flies over the pit.

EndermanR169 inputs access code:zQ45Rgc9 into their mech, and it transforms into a hybrid of a SUV, a steam engine train, a tank, and a mech. The disabled-ness is still there, but after all the new stuff was added, it's proportionally only half-there.

Vaguebuild has a 50% chance of slipping and falling.

7! They slip and fall.

Psychomaniac14 flies over the asteroid.

EpicToast 2 has a 50% chance of slipping and falling.

61! They keep their balance.

Invader Zim will attack a player with lasers or missiles.

12! Lasers. Which player? [1-15]

1! Player 1 is Aggron... Just Aggron. They were shot last turn, and were the one who called Invader Zim in the first place, but Invader Zim is cold and merciless. Another laser at Aggron... Just Aggron!

XXPhoenix888 hovers over the pit.

S0mePVZfan flame-dashes over the pit.

Vaguebuild has a 50% chance of slipping and falling.

41! They slip and fall.

EndermanR169 steps over the wall with the door in their new mechanical monster.

EpicToast 2 has a 50% chance of slipping and falling.

66! They keep their balance.

Invader Zim will attack another player with lasers or missiles.

95! Missiles! At who? [1-15]

5! Player 5 is 404 found. The missiles knock them off the track and give them burns. Getting back on the track will take extra precious time.

'''Aggron... Just Aggron''' has to deal with the asteroid (1-80%, slow, 81-90%, inconsequential by itself, 91-100%, around)

23! Aggron... Just Aggron has to spend extra time going sideways to get around the asteroid.

Oiniteoderfla12 reaches the asteroid.

12! Oiniteoderfla12 has to go around.

CookieCookieNomNom has a 75% chance of running on top of ice.

97! They splash through the water instead.

Vaguebuild has a 50% chance of slipping and falling.

60! They retain their balance.

EpicToast 2 has a 50% chance of slipping and falling.

7! They slip and fall.

Invader Zim will replace a random player's organs with one of their items. Which player? [1-15]

8! Player 8 is Vaguebuild. They have 2 items that are candidates for organ replacement. [1-2]

2! Vaguebuild's second item is their slinky legs, which are replacing their intestines.

Current Standings
Players:

'''Aggron... Just Aggron': 140m, 6th place''


 * Laser'd
 * Still going around the asteroid (-5m next turn, note to future Airtoum, inevitable)

XXPhoenix888: 160 m, 2nd place
 * Recovering from high impact (1 turn left)
 * Hoverboard
 * Blade of Justice, helicopting with, capable of launching fireballs

S0mePVZfan: 160m, 2nd place


 * Flame-dashing

Sonar553: 165m, 1st place


 * Energetic
 * Second degree burns
 * One small third degree burn
 * Riding a flying carpet
 * Safari planned next August

404 found: 160m, 2nd place


 * Inertial Dampener with High Energy Focus


 * Extra Inertia
 * Omnikey
 * Badass (50% cockiness, 50% adrenaline)
 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burn

Oiniteoderfla12: 140m, 6th place

CookieCookieNomNom: 120m, 12th place
 * Hoverboard
 * Glue-repelling shoes
 * Ultra-crushed
 * The Rocket
 * Expresses emotions throught the Geometry Dash difficulty icons.
 * Current face: Hard
 * Motivation: Revenge, sympathy
 * Has to go around the asteroid still


 * Burned (get this healed)
 * 3rd degree burns
 * Not over ice

Vaguebuild: 125m, 11th place


 * Rocket Launcher
 * Only in underwear and a bandage on leg
 * Ate something spicy
 * Fire flower (can throw fireballs and will save you from one hit)
 * Missing intestines
 * Has slinkies within abdominal area
 * On ice

TheContestant437: 130m, 9th place


 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burn
 * Not on ice

Psychomaniac14: 150m, 5th place

EpicToast: 135m, 8th place
 * Alcubierre drive (space compressor) with EMP armor
 * Wearing hydrophobic cellulite cloak
 * Flying
 * Aerodynamic shield (7 turns of oxygen left)

EpicToast 2: 130m, 9th place
 * Not over ice

EndermanR169: 110m, 14th place Btd456Creeper: 115m, 13th place
 * On ice
 * Train-SUV-TankMech with lasers capable of flight (180/200 HP) (half-disabled, 1 turn left)
 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burn
 * Bungled up


 * Banana peel
 * Going to flamethrower the ice/water

 Entities: 

EpicToast's Car: 15m

Glue: 25m

Fire wall: 35m

Pit filled with marbles, trains, vans, and fire: 50m

Invader Zim: 125/150 HP

Fake finish line (experienced by 1 player): 55m

Fire trail: 70m

Crater: 75m

Asteroid: 140m

¾ Ice, ¼ Water: 120m-130m

Event

Invader Zim: Every turn, Invader Zim will attack two random people with lasers or missiles, and Zim will get a turn to do something else.

Map:

Starting line (0m)

1st obstacle (100m)

2nd obstacle (150m-160m)

...

Finish line (1000m)

Invader Zim wreaks havoc! Will the racers be able to defeat him? Or will none of them be able to cross the finish line after Zim is through with them?