Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180411053142/@comment-26877467-20180428051214

I added more to my update-making program. It can now show me what place you're all in, what players pulled ahead of or fell behind of a given player, and show a visual representation of where everyone is. It's not really making the updates any faster, but it probably makes them higher quality since I can see what's going on better

Actions - 22
Wreewspoorch downs a healing potion, healing their burns, cut, slap, and breath attack remnants.

Vaguebuild fires the laser at Oiniteoderfla12, knocking them back 5 meters.

EndermanR169 uses the tank portion of their mechanical monster to shoot Pillar E, destroying it. Since that was the Ender Dragon's current pillar, it also deals 10 damage to the Ender Dragon. EndermanR169 will be attacked by the Ender Dragon after it is done attacking people who destroyed towers last turn (XXPhoenix888).

Btd456Creeper realized that Pillar H has been destroyed and heads back onto the racetrack. At least they went around the bump. They put bread on their feet in preparation for the peanut butter.

Physical Sonar553 manages to get themselves released from the vulture, and they fall down, but the fall gets absorbed by their energy absorbing shield, which takes 2 damage. They spend the -15m this turn.

TheContestant437 picks up a triple item box, and it gives them a Super Horn, a Blue Shell, and a Potted Pirahna Plant. They must be used in order.

Ointeoderfla12 gets up. They lay down their hoverboard, and mounts it with the Medic. Ointeoderfla12 channels the energy they've been storing up in the past two turns into the hoverboard, making it blast forward. Oiniteoderfla12 gets a massive speed boost this turn.

Btd456Creeper runs over the peanut butter, and kicks off the bread. The wildlife here will find that a tasty treat.

EpicToast spits out EpicToast 5 and EpicToast 6.

EpicToast 2 tries to use mind control on Aggron... Just Aggron, but Aggron... Just Aggon gets to make a will save. [1-20]

2! Ouch, Aggron... Just Aggron gets mind controlled and starts running backwards.

EpicToast 3 shoots a taser-arrow at the Ender Dragon and it hits, dealing 5 damage and stunning it! Its next attack will be postponed.

EpicToast 4 gets in a helicopter and uses its searchlight to shine light into 404 found's eyes, forgetting that 404 found's eyes are still experiencing water damage and 404 found is currently using a microcomputer's camera to see.

XXPhoenix888 installs a fire engine on their hoverboard, which sets Psychomaniac14 on fire. Or it would have, if it weren't for their aerodynamic shield, which gets destroyed instead.

A vulture attempts to pick up S0mePVZfan, but they are flaming.

Oiniteoderfla12 smashes through the bump.

Oiniteoderfla12 uses their hoverboard to go over the peanut butter.

Vaguebuild uses the hole from Oiniteoderfla12 to pass the bump.

EpicToast 4 uses their helicopter to fly over the flaming tree.

Btd456Creeper puts their banana peel and their textbook in a backpack. It's a bit awkward with the turtle shell, but it's bearable.

Ointiteoderfla12 summons a blue shell, and since 404 found is currently in first, it hits them. (it can't hit Shadow Sonar553)

Vaguebuild uses a Heavy to spam "MEDIC!" in an attempt to attract Oiniteoderfla12's Medic. This might actually work...

28! Nope, the Medic stays with Oiniteoderfla12.

Aggron... Just Aggron stops getting mind controlled and starts running normally again.

TheContestant437 uses their Potted Pirahna Plant and bites EpicToast 3.

Btd456Creeper starts drilling underneath the track.

Oiniteoderfla12 summons the Stalemate Clock at 235m. It won't take effect until next turn since I'm tired

Aggron... Just Aggron kbliterates EpicToast 2. K could mean spring constant, constant of relationship, kinetic energy, kilo-, ok, Kelvin, Potassium, King, strikeout, black ink, or stress intensity factor. I'm going to use RNG to determine what it means to kbliterate something [1-11]

5! It means ok. That's probably the most boring one up there, but ok. Aggron... Just Aggron kbliterates EpicToast 2. EpicToast 2 is now overcome with complete apathy over everything, and this apathy will consume them. They will keep running this round, but they will progressively slow down and in 2 turns the apathy will completely consume them and they will lie down and do nothing.

Aggron... Just Aggron reaches the fallen flaming tree and stops before they get burned.

The Ender Dragon attacks XXPhoenix888. [1-3]

1! Ender Charge.

404 found's mechanical eyes begin operating again, and this disorients 404 found momentarily due to seeing both with their eyes and with a microcomuter camera. The HDMI port is a bit uncomfortable. Do you want to keep using the microcomputer? (you currently see a shadow in front of you that looks like Sonar through the camera and like Invader Zim through your eyes)

The Medic's gun finally runs out of water damage and they heal Ointieoderfla12's burns.

Oiniteoderfla12 stops at the flaming tree.

Vaguebuild's slinkies within their abdominal area are being rejected by their body.

TheContestant437 abandons their kart to jetpack over the flaming tree.

EpicToast stops at the flaming tree.

EpicToast 2 stops at the flaming tree.

EpicToast 3 stops at the flaming tree.

EpicToast 4 doesn't have to worry about vultures since the helicopter wards them off.

EpicToast 5 stops at the flaming tree.

EpicToast 6 stops at the flaming tree.

EndermanR169 flies over the flaming tree in their mechanical monster. The heat travels upwards and deals 5 damage to it, however.

The Ender Dragon regenerates 5 HP from the two remaining obsidian pillars.

The fallen flaming tree at 240m burns apart, no longer blocking the path anymore.

Since Psychomaniac used their Alcubierre drive with its Aether Energy Converter™ this turn, the chance on the Natural Disaster Clock increases by 5%. There is now a 20% chance of it ticking down.

90! It does not tick down.

Current Standings
Players:

'''Aggron... Just Aggron': 240m, 9th place''


 * Recovering from high impact (1 turn left)

XXPhoenix888: 265 m, 2nd place
 * Hoverboard, on top of another Hoverboard with flame thrusters (dangerous)
 * Blade of Justice, helicopting with, capable of launching fireballs and daggers
 * Ender Charge

S0mePVZfan: 265m, 2nd place


 * Super flame dashing (set anyone they pass on fire)

Physical Sonar553: 245m, 6th place


 * Has a flying carpet
 * Dual lacerators
 * 2nd degree burns
 * Beaten up
 * Energy Absorbing Shield (13/15 HP)
 * Safari planned next August

Shadow Sonar553: 270m, 1st place


 * Energy Absorbing Shield (15/15 HP)
 * Safari planned next August

404 found: 265m, 2nd place


 * Inertial Dampener with High Energy Focus


 * Extra Inertia
 * Omnikey
 * Mechanical eyes that make Sonar553 look like Invader Zim
 * Plugged into mind-operated microcomputer with camera via HDMI
 * Recovering from high impact (2 turns left)
 * Bitten ankle
 * Scranton Reality Anchor

Oiniteoderfla12: 240m, 9th place

CookieCookieNomNom: 150 + 65m (205.7m), 20th place
 * Hoverboard
 * Glue-repelling shoes
 * The Rocket
 * Expresses emotions throught the Geometry Dash difficulty icons.
 * Current face: Easy
 * Motivation: Friendship
 * Medic
 * From Team Fortress 2
 * Heals
 * 100% Übercharge
 * Laser'd


 * Burned (get this healed)
 * 3rd degree burns
 * In caves
 * Lungs full of water

Vaguebuild: 225m, 19th place


 * Rocket Launcher
 * Only in underwear
 * Ate something spicy
 * Zim ability (flight and lasers)
 * Missing intestines
 * Has slinkies within abdominal area (rejected by body)
 * MLG Memey engine
 * 15 meters

TheContestant437: 245m, 6th place


 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burn
 * Jetpack
 * Jetpack (waterproof)
 * Toaster
 * Fireproof umbrella
 * Bruised (physical attacks on you have 5% chance of being super effective)

Psychomaniac14: 245m, 6th place

EpicToast: 240m, 9th place
 * Alcubierre drive (space compressor) with EMP armor and Aether Energy Converter™
 * Wearing hydrophobic cellulite cloak

EpicToast 2: 240m, 9th place
 * Null

EpicToast 3: 240m, 9th place
 * All-consuming apathy (Phase 1)

EpicToast 4: 250m, 5th place EpicToast 5: 240m, 9th place EpicToast 6: 240m, 9th place EndermanR169: 240m, 9th place Btd456Creeper: 230m, 18th place
 * Bitten
 * Helicopter
 * Covered in spit
 * Covered in saliva
 * Train-SUV-TankMech with lasers capable of flight (85/200 HP)
 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burn
 * Bungled up

Wreewspoorch: 235m, 17th place
 * Stick sticking out of them
 * Turtle shell
 * Backpack
 * Banana peel
 * 1st grade mathbook
 * Drilling beneath the track
 * 15 meters


 * Mowing

 Entities: 

Marble pit: 50m

Fake finish line (experienced by 1 player): 55m

Crater: 75m

Obsidian pillar group (off to the side) (at pillar + attack = 5 damage to Ender Dragon):

Submarine: 165m (60/80 HP)
 * Pillar F: 290m (5/5 HP)
 * Pillar G: 275m (5/5 HP) (waterproof)

Ender Dragon: 35/60 HP (current pillar: G)

Mowed right grass: (210m-235m)

Peanut Butter (3m across): 220m

Bump (smashed): 215m

Natural Disaster Clock: 10 turns (20% chance, +5% each turn)

Event:

Ender Dragon: Will do 2 attacks each turn. Attacks can be Ender Charge, charge, or breath attack. Ende Charge and breath attack do splash damage, and breath attack lingers for 1/3 turn. 1-4 pillars, 5 regen; 5-8 pillars, 10 regen; 9+ pillars, 15 regen. If current pillar is destroyed, 10 damage.

Map:

Starting line (0m)

1st obstacle (100m)

2nd obstacle (150m-160m)


 * Caves (70m long, reconnects at 210m)

3rd obstacle (200m)

4th obstacle (250m)
 * Ballistic Shield blocker
 * Turned around

5th obstacle (300m)

...

Finish line (1000m)

8 players are all in the same spot: 240m, 9th place

Wreewspoorch uses telekinisis to twist the neck of the Ender Dragon.