Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20180909004630/@comment-32349266-20180925134926

(I'm just going to refer E.Phoenix as just Phoenix now, because too lazy to type full name :v)

(For Eternulli: We are about to fight the North Guardian aka BLASTER who has a ridiculous amount of HP) - Phoenix hears the thud. He turns around and sees Lucidia, Puck and THUNDER.

[The Eternal Phoenix] Oh, hi there. Didn't see you guys.

However, Puck, upon seeing Phoenix, starts having an extreme breakdown. After all you'd freak out seeing a 2m tall human-phoenix demigod in front of you.

 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? I'M NOT AFRAID TO DEFEND MYSELF! WHAT IS YOUR NAME! I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU!

Puck says all of this, brandishing his sword. Out of nowhere, he throws it at Phoenix's chest, but it bounces off, considering how you're trying to pierce a demigod's chest, that won't work.

 KILL HIM! WHY WON'T HE DIE! HE'S GONNA KILL US!

 Puck! You don't need to have a meltdown here. He's none other than Phoenix, or the guy who shook you out of your seizure.

 Plus, he's a flying, flaming, furious, ferocious, fire-flinging fanatic, fueled from fury.

 I can't believe how the hell you just said that.

[The Eternal Phoenix] Anyways, Lucidia. We are going to fight BLASTER, an anti-creator with a ridiculous amount of HP. I have 5x10^12 HP, but BLASTER has-

 Don't say it, you will regret it Phoenix.

[The Eternal Phoenix] Ok, ok. 