Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28122105-20170418234257

I don't remember if someone else did this on the forum before, but...

Rules
This is just "Add 1 Word to the Story" but with no word limitations. So, posts can be as big or as small as you want. It is advised to end your post in the middle of a sentence with "...", but you can do whatever you want, basically.

Example
Mr. Pixelator: Once, there was...

404 found: ...A pig named...

Oiniteoderfla12: ...Chester, and every day, he liked to...

Mr. Pixelator: ...hide in his house while his 200 brothers were attacked by a wolf. Chester never did anything to help them, since he was too cowardly. However, one day, he decided to stand up for his brothers, and he got his best axe from his basement and headed out. However, just as he was about to attack the wolf, the wolf was killed by...

Well, I'll start:

Once upon a taco, there was a guy named Mr. Pixelator. Mr. Pixelator was at his local grocery store shopping for cereal and ice water when he was greeted by... 