Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28741271-20160408061640/@comment-26877467-20160409153529

Once upon a cookie, a boy named Temmie lived under a tree. Then, Kappa killed him! But, imsurance covered the costs until InsuranceCo revoked the =CHEESE!= Afterwards, the family ate Temmie for breakfast after some coke party. Temmie was dead.

...Right? =WRONG!!!= It just vomited out sporks on its table infinitely. But, satanic