Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180622025933/@comment-27080660-20180730164741

83: After completing the following steps, the machine will transform itself into a GIANT SUPER SHREDDER robot in order to ward off any potential security threats attempting to use the machine. In order to bypass the super shredder's shields and disable the security systems, you will need the following on hand:

-1 ionic wrench

-3 plasma bearings

-2 kilometers of hydropoxic nonfilament

Once the shields have been disabled, a provided 10-digit keycode will need to be entered. Failing to do so will result in the user's body promptly being eviscerated and mangled beyond repair.

If these steps are followed properly, the machine will revert to its normal state, allowing advanced access to the authorized user and procedures to continue.