Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-30759860-20170102151933/@comment-28122105-20170103162233

Mr. Pixelator wrote: One of the milk robots catches a glowing 1000-degree knife, then throws it straight at the Thingy-O-Matic 9001™ with immense force. The machine explodes into every action ever made on any RFF thread on this entire wiki, all directed at the INC$19 Mario.

I summon Random Mechanic Guy, and he somehow manages to repair the Thingy-O-Matic 9001™. Then I whack Alpha again with the PixlHammer for trying to be logical. Alpha flies about 100 feet away from me, and is immobilized.