Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27773653-20160319160631/@comment-26877467-20160325224238

A time machine, a gun, and a gravestone with my name on it

Cashier: We don't sell time machines, sir

Airtoum: You will in a few seconds

A time machine appears from the future

My future self steps out

Airtoum: Thanks!

I take the time machine.