Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27049198-20151028151936/@comment-28741271-20151105103712

When NerdyMSP eats me along with the turnip. I planted an anti-invincibility bomb inside NerdyMSP's stomach (It's a bomb that will make an invincible person not invincible anymore) Then I get out of NerdyMSP's mouth, covered in gastric juice, I shout '''"YOU DISGUSTING TURNIP SNATCHER!!!" '''Then I summon Woshua to clean me.

A Present Drone appears (It's a robotic, hovering present) It opens itself, inside the Present Drone is a Pizza! (It's secretly summoned by me, as a reward for not snatching the turnip this time)

Wait a second, that's not a pizza! '''THAT PIZZA'S A NUKE! '''The nuke blows up, destroying everything in its radius, except for me and the real turnip.

I'm traumatized and I've got Phagophobia: The fear of being eaten, I shout "CURSE YOU, NERDY!!!"

I STILL HAVE THE TURNIP!