Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27773653-20160319160631/@comment-26513415-20160331215032

[Terminator returns to a different Walmart after 2 years in prison.]

Items: Code book on "How to make your own software", computer, and Terminator movies.

Cashier: Hey, aren't you the one who became a bomb threat at a barbeque?

Me: yes.

Cashier:...ok.

Watcha gonna make with the software book?

Me: I'm gonna change the world forever.

[Cashier looks at Terminator movies and brand new computer]

Cashier: Uh oh...your not...

Me: yes I am...dont get in my way. See you on the flipside...if you survive. Hahaha.