Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29191679-20161005183228/@comment-5645428-20161006155648


 * Hackey5 spawns in a flash of light in the Overworld.
 * Hackey5 says: So apparently MASTERFARKOS died, and Sweg Dragon wants him resurrected. I have a bag which contains:
 * A Tuna Sandwich, good for resurrecting dead people if you can get them to swallow it while lifeless.
 * A Loaf of Bread, probably about eight slices.
 * A Tin of Tuna, now you can make more Tuna Sandwiches or just slap some onto your wounds. You could get about six sandwiches out of that or fix up twelve or so mortal injuries.
 * A Razer Toaster, takes two slices of bread at a time and you can print stuff on it among other features. Haven't paid the subscription for the Highly Experimental Low Orbit Ion Toasting Cannon, though.
 * A Jar of Vegemite, goes well on Toast and gets you pretty psyched up, ready to kill stuff and sway your crush with confidence.
 * A L   e   g   e   n   d   a   r   y  Breakfast Katana, used to slice Bread and spread Vegemite with ease.
 * Hackey5 says: I reckon someone should try get Farkos to eat the Tuna Sandwich I've got here. Unfortunately, I haven't brought too much Bread along with me. Remember:
 * As you already know, Jars of Vegemite grow from trees and Tins of Tuna can be caught in the ocean, but Bread is a super rare resource. You might find some in the cores of planets or being carried by bosses who are smart and recognise the value of Bread, but who's to say, really. You need one slice of Bread for Vegemite Toast, but two slices of Bread for a Tuna Sandwich.
 * Razer Toasters, despite being the most advanced in toastage technology, aren't supposed to be carried around on quests into hostile environments. I doubt the warranty would apply elsewhere, so do me a favour and leave it in the Overworld. Given you have a sufficient amount of Bread, you just need to travel back and you can make Toast any time!
 * A Vegemite Sandwich tastes pretty good, but it's just not Toast so probably won't psyche you up as much and your crush will probably leave you, having assumed you don't even know how to make Toast properly.
 * Although it's not at all necessary, Bread slices cleanly and Vegemite spreads evenly if you use the Breakfast Katana. Might just get more power from your meal!
 * I'm going to leave this stuff here for the people in the Overworld. First person who takes the stuff gets to keep them.
 * Hackey5 empties the bag of its contents. He then climbs into the bag and curiously the bag runs off into the sunset never to be seen again.