Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29106585-20160124032613/@comment-29106585-20160130121803

Here's the story I guess.

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Engaging Story...

''RisingFire2654 fiddled around with his nails. "Stupid thing," he muttered. The players just stared at him.''

''"Ahem!" Etzer broke the silence. "Do we get any...pay or something?"''

''"Pay? No." RisingFire2654 wiped his hand on his jeans. "I don't have any money."''

''"What?" Riot paused. "That's unfair."''

The players continued staring."I can't believe they're actually just talking like that," Bowser said to no one in particular.

''"Guys? On an unrelated note, I think my pants are dropping." Flippy pulled up his trousers.''

"Deadlocked's pulling on them, man," Trinket ran over and freed Deadlocked's clawed hands.

''"Does...does any, anyone...have a cookie?" Deadlocked gasped hopefully.''

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Meanwhile...

''Deadlocked v2 shut the gate and bolted it dead. "There we go," she said. "No more stupidity."''

''"Hold on, you can't just leave us in here!" ToE 2 began to wave frantically towards Deadlocked v2.''

''"Um, what?" Clubstep raised an arm. He was still stuck on what she had said.''

''"I meant it." She pulled Axboi away and walked towards the main gate. Axboi followed along, passing many spirits along the way. One of them was carrying a plate of double chocolate cookies.''

''Deadlocked v2 dragged Axboi away before he could snatch one. They were about to make it out when one of the guards pointed at them and shrieked. "They betrayed Deadlocked! I saw them!"''

''Instantly, all of the others pulled out spears and swords. Axboi looked at all of the sharp points directed towards them and gulped.''

"We're screwed," Deadlocked v2 muttered as she produced two fireballs.