Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-32329928-20171222161600/@comment-27121914-20171223041421


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List of Current Players and Entities

 * 1) TimewornKaiju, the Embodiment of Chaos and Love  (Eldritch Steven ) (Frost Impaler's Armor : 53% HP) (Energy Absorber API: 67% Integrity) (Immune to forced teleportation by other entities) (Cherry Tapped: Regular Shields are immediately destroyed once deployed by the afflicted user until this debuff goes away)
 * 2) [SPACE-BOSS]  Boss Bonanza (0/24 bosses defeated) (Faster Than You: Their speed scales with their opponent's, so they will always be faster than you).
 * 3) Boss Alpha: Dr. Kahl's Robot (Cuphead) (Phase 1)
 * 4) Antenna (100% HP)
 * 5) Chest (100% HP)
 * 6) Abdomen (100% HP)
 * 7) Bosses Beta: Ornstein and Smough (Dark Souls)
 * 8) Dragon Slayer Ornstein (100% HP)
 * 9) Executioner Smough (100% HP)
 * 10) Boss Gamma: The Rebel Flagship (FTL: Faster Than Light) (Phase 1) (100% HP)
 * 11) Boss Delta: Mike Tyson (Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!) (100% HP)
 * 12) Boss Epsilon: Bouldergeist (Super Mario Galaxy) (Rock Shell: 100% HP) (Boulderghast: 100% HP - Can only be attacked once the Rock Shell is destroyed)
 * 13) Right Hand (100% HP)
 * 14) Left Hand (100% HP)
 * 15) Boss Zeta: Akron (Epic Battle Fantasy 3) (Elemental Surge: Changes the user's current element, and allows the user to have mastery over the elements) (Submerged Mode) (Fire-type)
 * 16) Razor Claws
 * 17) Razor Claw A (100% HP)
 * 18) Razor Claw B (100% HP)
 * 19) Boss Eta: Pyrohydra (Epic Battle Fantasy 3)
 * 20) Abyss (100% HP)
 * 21) Blaze (100% HP)
 * 22) Czars (100% HP)
 * 23) Sweg Dragon, the Draconic Soul  (Assi-Limit API) (Holo-Forminator API) (Heatseeker API) (Healinator API) (Immortality API: Invincible until all Calamity Bosses are defeated)
 * 24) [CALAMITY-BOSS]  Jungle Dragon, Yharon 
 * 25) Type: Sparky, the Strategic Tactician (P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Mini P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Phantom Rider Suit)
 * 26) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-1 Death Egg Robot
 * 27) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-2 Big Arms
 * 28) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-3 Egg Viper
 * 29) Brevon's Fleet
 * 30) [SUPERBOSS] Lord Brevon
 * 31) Omochao
 * 32) Tons of other random stuff
 * 33) 404 found, the Grand Admiral
 * 34) Imperial Fleet
 * 35) Starkiller Base
 * 36) Galaxy Gun
 * 37) Sonar553, the Dragon of Darkness
 * 38) Patapon Airships
 * 39) Tondenga
 * 40) Oohoroc
 * 41) Yumiyacha
 * 42) Patapon bosses
 * 43) Ganodias
 * 44) Zuttankarmen
 * 45) Shoshookle
 * 46) Kachidonga
 * 47) Majidonga
 * 48) Dodonga
 * 49) Dragons
 * 50) Fire Dragon (Patapon 3)
 * 51) Ice Dragon (Patapon 3)
 * 52) Poison Dragon (Patapon 3)
 * 53) Shadow Dragon (Fire Emblem)
 * 54) Grim Matchstick
 * 55) Oiniteoderfla12, the Hellven Stickman
 * 56) Brown Eevee, the Bavarium Empress
 * 57) Falco Maxime: Centcom (Bavarium Nuke System & Various APIs)
 * 58) Cima Leon: Centcom (FOW Airstrike System & Various APIs)
 * 59) Corda Dracon: Centcom (FOW EMP Cannon System & Various APIs)
 * 60) Monumental Mecha-Dragon Mothership
 * 61) S0mePVZfan, the Keyblade Master (Myst3ryM4n, MM)
 * 62) Pizzaking161, the Kerbal
 * 63) Aggron... Just Aggron, the Iron Armor Pokemon
 * 64) Fellow Pokemon
 * 65) Dragonite
 * 66) Cinccino
 * 67) Cuphead bosses
 * 68) Mr. Wheezy
 * 69) Tipsy Troop
 * 70) Rum
 * 71) Martini
 * 72) Whiskey
 * 73) Moe Tato
 * 74) Phear Lap
 * 75) Sans

The Unholy Assault (vs. Sweg Dragon)

 * Previously on Round 62.

Infernal Catharsis (Boss Bonanza vs. Yharon)

 * I buff the Boss Bonanza with Faster Than You. This way, they won't be too slow to hit Yharon.
 * The Rebel Flagship is busy fighting the Imperial Fleet.
 * Boss Delta has been deployed. Mike Tyson.
 * His uppercuts deal really, really massive damage if they manage to hit. Just think of him being a weaker version of Saitama, but still really powerful.
 * Dr. Kahl's Robot shoots Boterangs at Yharon. Four small boomerang-like robots fly out of the robot's abdomen, which progress from top to bottom in a zigzag pattern.
 * Ornstein uses Charging Spear. Ornstein glides towards Yharon, and then stabs with his spear.
 * Smough uses Jumping Hammer. Smough jumps into the air and then hammers the ground as close to Yharon as he can get.
 * Mike Tyson lunges toward Yharon at supersonic speed and uses Tyson Uppercut against him! (Think about Saitama's One-Punch attack, but less powerful).

The Dragon of Darkness (Sonar553)

 * "Awaiting Sweg's next post..."
 * Yep. Me too.
 * "Meanwhile for you, Steven... I actually have not wanted to turn you into this... female form..."
 * What a twist! I hope you'd actually like this accident of yours! ^_^ 
 * " Though i gotta admit, you actually look cute on it. But then you are male. Wait. If you turn from male to female... does that mean you have no gender, or are you transgender?"
 * Aww, thanks! I knew you were gonna say that! ;) 
 * Genderless, but you may still refer me as "he", or call me as "she" when I'm in my female form. Or, you may use "it" or "they" if you'd like.
 * "Nevertheless. I see you are still stuck in that rope. Well, I mean... I guess you want to be in contact with Sweg, Ya bloody prevet "
 * Tee hee, I know that I'm a bloody pervert! Thanks for the compliment! ^_^ 
 * Heh, that was just my Adaptive Ability acting up, again. If you'd force me to get close to him, then I know what to do so that people would get some Brain BleachTM
 * "Eh... I decide to cut the rope near Sweg so the other end would end up taking the anvil and hit Steven."
 * Ouch. The Frost Impaler's armor takes a dent. 95% HP remains.
 * "Oh... But I am not going to let that go easy..."
 * [LetItGo.mp3]
 * "The anvil is a greyish colour. I have the ability to control these Items. Since I had to forcibly be reverted from my dragon form, I use something called "Perilous Control" to forcibly hit you with the anvil, regardless of mass. I do not need to hold onto the Anvil to control it with this feature."
 * k
 * The Frost Impaler's armor gets annoyed by the anvil, despite being an armor. 80% HP remains.
 * "Oh, and if I am in control, I can resist the gravity waves."
 * Clever, very clever.
 * "But... I think I like to make things more complex...."
 * Yes, yes you do.
 * "I turn into my dragon form again. I decide to go and spit fireballs that move up and down on a continuous basis, and stab steven with my tail."
 * The Energy Absorber API absorbs the Matchstick Fireballs. API Integrity: 67%
 * About the tail stab... the Frost Impaler's armor gets more frustrated! 53% HP remains!
 * Meanwhile, I take great pleasure from being stabbing in the [REDACTED]. ^3^ 
 * "Hm... this attack sounds familiar to you? Well, in case ya haven't noticed, I installed this feature onto myself! But, considering the fight is getting a little lame... [Grim_Matchstick.exe has successfully installed, not onto Sonar this time]"
 * Oh, I get it now.
 * "They are all copied and unleashed into the RFF world. Better list that."
 * Listed! However, tell me if I missed something.
 * "Hope you are prepared, Alexis ;) (insert intimacy here :>)"
 * I sure am! :D 
 * I transform back into my male form.
 * Alright, I'm saved from that Physics Rope that Sonar used to tie me to Sweg. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">For now, I'm done with all this love stuff. So you guys can refrain from drinking the Brain Bleach. Not that I actually liked it, though. [lenny] 
 * The Frost Impaler's Armor retaliates by shooting a barrage of shadow-draining Frost Impaler's Spears at Sonar. They drain the "life force" that entities have, like the fuel of an aircraft, or the blood of an organism, etc. However, I doubt that this would work, though. Just a little retaliation attack because the armor is somehow frustrated, despite the fact that it's "totally not sentient at all."
 * The Frost Impaler's Armor retaliates by shooting a barrage of shadow-draining Frost Impaler's Spears at Sonar. They drain the "life force" that entities have, like the fuel of an aircraft, or the blood of an organism, etc. However, I doubt that this would work, though. Just a little retaliation attack because the armor is somehow frustrated, despite the fact that it's "totally not sentient at all."

Trio De Dangers (Boss Bonanza vs. Aggron... Just Aggron, S0mePVZfan, and Pizzaking161)

 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">Welcome to RFF, newcomers. Enjoy your stay. 
 * Well, maybe it's welcome back for Pizzaking.
 * Boss Epsilon has been deployed against S0mePVZfan. BOULDERGEIST.
 * Boss Zeta has been deployed against Aggron... Just Aggron. AKRON.
 * Boss Eta has been deployed against Pizzaking161. PYROHYDRA.
 * Bouldergeist starts by using his two Rock Hands to smash S0mePVZfan.
 * Akron summons 2 Razor Claws to aid him.
 * Both Razor Claws use Hellfire against Aggron. When cast, a lance-like blast of flame is send at the target, dealing massive fire-based magic damage with a chance of inflicting the Berserk status.
 * Well, maybe that Berserk debuff won't apply here, I guess.
 * Akron uses Eye Laser. He fires a barrage of heat rays from his eyes at Aggron, designed to incinerate the toughest of elements!
 * Abyss extends his head towards Pizzaking, and bites him with his powerful draconic jaws!
 * Blaze uses Melee Fire Burp. He extends his head towards Pizzaking, before spewing some flames at him!
 * Czars uses Thunderstorm. As he casts this spell, a barrage of lightning bolts descends from the sky, striking Pizzaking!

@everyone attacks

 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">You think attacks like these would work against me, mortals!?! 

CHACARRON MACARRON (Aggron... Just Aggron)

 * "I use a russian roulette on everyone. I get shot by the gun."
 * I teleport away from the gun, if it's point-blank range, and then I swiftly catch the bullet. <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">Such a puny pellet, mortal. 
 * "Aggron ate another knife, causing metal shards to fly at everyone but Brown Eevee."
 * om nom nom nom
 * I push the metal shards away with a Gravity Wave.

PIZZA THE HUTT (Pizzaking161)

 * "I would calll everything on a Code red emwergency and start firing everywhere"
 * I push the incoming projectiles away with Gravity Waves.

RICOCHET BULLETS friendliness pellets (Brown Eevee)

 * "I shoot ricochet bullets towards everyone"
 * I dodge all the ricochet bullets. Matrix-style.