Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27080660-20161031170128/@comment-4740744-20161122170601

Help me... ;~;

A blue, 1,444 meter tall Tetrahedron with a 599.9998 meter long eye in the middle of each side. The eye is green in color, but the iris is bright red. The tetrahedron also has a MafiaPinapple on top of it, which has a shotgun and is shooting 12-degrees (Fahrenheit) water. In the water are goldfish that are 9.93876 meters long and 5.83 meters tall swimming away from the shots that MafiaPineapple is firing. The shots are rainbow lasers in the spectrum of red, orange, yellow, green, teal, blue, indigo, purple, and pink. MafiaPineapple has a meme dumb face with a giant nose. In the distance there is the PPAP guy being super annoying. The tetrahedron is 1.769875mm taller than a normal "axiudancedative" tetrahedron. The tetrahedron is equipped with a dark blue fire beam, a bright yellow electricity beam, a reddish-purple ice beam, and a lime green Geometry Dash Water beam. Each beam can reach up to 3.14 miles away and bounce off of anything covered in explosive paint that is not blue or purple. The fire beam burns you at 200 degrees Fahrenheit, the electric beam paralyzes you for 3 hours, the ice beam freezes you at -94 degrees Fahrenheit, and the water beam soaks you. The tetrahedron can also be used as a spike in real life Geometry Dash. In this case, it is 5mm taller than normal. Both inside and outside real life GD, Riot is on it. He is screaming "SWAG" at 80db 50 times per second and holding Chara's knife, murdering anyone who goes on the tetrahedron. Everyone thinks he is saying "QUACK" instead of "SWAG". GuitarHeroStyles is jumping over the tetrahedron, with a knife in his hand, summoning a red slash to try to kill Riot, because he's.. Rioting. The tetrahedron has a hole it spits razor blades out of. One of the razor blades spins out of control and start attacking random players. The Razor blades are made out of Yatagarasu parts which enables flight at up to 25 mph and the ability to make GD Youtubers quit when they are hit. According to the tetrahedron, RobTop is programming 2.1 at a table that is 6,754 meters tall. His PC has 8 bits and 0,000001 GB space. The tetrahedron used to be a small orange triangle that got lifted off of a page. RobTop is teasering in streams instead of programming 2.1. Inside the tetahedron, a yellow homusculus is humming the tune "Cb-A-B-Bb-A-Ab-Eb-F#-A-C#-E." (the song of the Sound Prism) The tetrahedron has a upside-down tetrahedron-shaped hole in it made by connecting the centroids of the sides of the origional tetahedron to make a new tetahedron. There seems to be Betrayal of Fate by Goukisan playing. You can find images of Ash, Brock, Misty, May, Max, Dawn, Iris, Cilian, Clemont, Bonnie, Serena, Jessie, James, Pikachu, Meowth, and all other characters in the Pokemon Anime. It has the words "420lolol Theco XDDhahaucantseeme'". There are 7 scientists observing this tetrahedron and writing it down on there iPad Pros. One of the scientists is secretly a spy for a terrorist organization, planning to blow up the tetrahedron. Another is actually playing Clash Royale on his iPad Pro. A stickman is trying to climb the tetrahedron, but can't because they got zapped by a bright purple lightning bolt for some reason.