Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20160815204654/@comment-26955166-20160819155922

Me: MF to Alpha. I'm tied up to indestructible ropes in a dungeon with a man who has a shotgun.

Alpha: (Uses Master Keyboard to free MASTERFARKOS)

TNP is down in a toxic sewer. The gases will kill you if you are down there for too long.