Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28741271-20151107133239/@comment-28741271-20151108003255

I quickscopes Cheyser and GeoDash using my Lightspeed Sniper Rifle.

Nerdy ate the turnip, we're hopeless, he has the turnip forever.

Wait a second, that's not a real turnip! THAT TURNIP'S A BOMB! The turnip bomb explodes, giving Nerdy a stomachache. Then I found the turnip orbiting Earth. And then I teleport the turnip to me again!

THE TURNIP'S MINE!