Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20171007145932/@comment-27080660-20171009155032

Eh, I've got time today. Why not a special second post just for Steven's attacks?


 * Skeletron Prime  is warped to The Hallow, where it's instantly assaulted by a horde of unicorns. It's able to hold these off by spinning and extending its head-spikes, essentially grinding all unicorns it touches to pieces, before being teleported back.
 * However, it's unable to spin for a while now, leaving it wide-open against the Robot Unicorn!
 * The Robot Unicorn decimates the Prime Saw with ease!
 * Only the head remains! It's nearly defenseless now!
 * The Peacekeeper appears, and attempts to attack Plantera.   However, it's blocked by a massive, hulking object from behind! It looks like an unholy amalgamation of The Twins and The Destroyer!
 * The Wall Of Steel has awoken!
 * With a massive roar, the giant wall charges forward, smashing against the Peacekeeper. It fires a slew of lasers at it while continuing to ram it, before crushing it against the back wall and disappearing!
 * Wall Of Steel has disappeared! 
 * (Just wanted to counter a fan-made boss with a fan-made boss.)
 * Duke Fishron  uproots Cthulhunadoes around itself, which absorb all of the lightning bolts and electrify them. It then shoots the electrified typhoons at Steven!
 * Steven fires a portal at Supreme Calamitas.  However, I block the attack, and it's ME that's sent to the realm of dragons!
 * Now, I'll use an absolutely MASSIVE Dragon Capture Jar to trap every single Golden Dragon sent at me, before the timer wears off and I'm sent back!
 * If you've seen the anime, you'll know that, in the show, Dragon Capture Jars let the person who uses them control the dragon(s) they've captured.
 * Time to release all 130 golden dragons back in my universe... Except under my control!
 * And as you might have expected, the new target of their Judgment Beams is YOU!
 * Now, I'll counter your massive, amalgamated sphere of death with a blast from yet another Terraria weapon, Vehemence.This staff deals more damage the more health its target has.
 * And I'm fairly sure something the size of a planet has a LOT of health.
 * The massive purple bolt fired from Vehemence  nearly destroys the gigantic sphere on its own. However, it's a final blast from the Moon Lord's  Phantasmal Death Ray  that finishes it off!
 * As its damage is based on how much health something has, Vehemence  is incapable of killing anything on its own. It can deal a LOT of damage though.
 * I'll demonstrate by using Vehemence  to smash Omega Flowey. Normally you'd have to free the 6 souls to deal any notable damage, but as Omega Flowey's at full health, the attack still deals a large amount of damage, effectively countering its attacks!
 * As for Steven's Crusher Barriers, I'll counter those by firing a planet-sized Stasis Pulse  at Steven and his arm, freezing him momentarily and effectively preventing him from spawning any crusher barriers!
 * I prepare to engage Steven in a pummel duel.
 * However, instead of punching you, I'll simply use one of my massive talons to poke you on the head repeatedly! I take a good amount of damage in the process, however, and quickly recoil.
 * This doesn't hurt at all. At first.
 * But... I've struck a hidden pressure point in your body, Steven. It's effectively given you seven seconds before chaos ensues. Or, as they say in Japan, Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru.
 * Luckily for you, as your body is so massive, this only explodes one of your limbs. But that's still plenty to cause a good amount of damage!
 * Well, I've countered all of your attacks (I think). I'll post the attacks later when others have posted.