Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26073440-20180514210226/@comment-29646689-20180519025816

[Tactical Droid] Kant counter results retrieved. Reality matrix count at 0.12. No anomalies detected.

[404] How is this place not disintegrating already? At this low of a reality level, nothing should even exist. It's physically impossible.

[Tactical Droid] Unknown.

[404] Activate the Scranton Reality Anchors.

cue SRAs being swarmed by crystals

[Tactical Droid] Order unable to complete: Scranton Reality Anchors compromised.

[404] Take a sample of the crystals then.