Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26417074-20151216061723/@comment-4190624-20151218090527

Ah noh there storay

At 69420360 BC.. There was a sword, in the middle of da dessert. The sword fell to da dessert and ate a penguin in da sea of pineapples and apples and then there's a comet named wouter that crashed into the table and flipped the table into two while they shoot donuts at each other while a tiny man named IceKane lives inside the donut. IceKane has a friend named Shuddervolt that ate an ice cream but the ice cream was made by ice and cream and he screamed I's everywhere but then there's a tree on top of a pizza while they eaten them creamy pineapples and cheeseburgers. But then, someone got teleported on top of the hill full of fruits and vegetables. Her name is Sliceanddice23. She looks like a banana with pineapples as a hat. She shoots shovels into the pit, awakening the monstah. Da monstah is a whale that looks like this: .___________________.

Da whale's name is KooKieMaster. But then, the storay writah got hit by KooKie because he's trying not to misspells anything while hitting me with dratinis and shet. But, then he turns into a flea and fly into Jupiter, exploding the planet into three pieces. But then, there's a moon named "lolololol"

The moon has liquid nitrogen lakes, which burns everything near it. It made contact with another planet named "Anti planet" and you could guess, it is made out of anti matter. It is the exact replica of earth except well, blah. Then, there was a hypernova shaped like an ice cream cone. It looks delicious, so GeeBeen ate it and HL3 was delayed for -3 years. There was a black hole, that ate a pizza, and exploded. Well, enough spac- Someone said "Not enuf space, need moar" He's right, I only have 2mb of space left. Watevah, I went back to Eerth and got killed by a shadow. I respawned in a room full of cotton candies, but then someone froze me to death. I respawned in another room full of candies this time, and someone exploded the room. And I respawned in the middle of da dessert, falling down as a sword. The sword fell to da dessert and ate a penguin in da sea of pineapples and apples and then there's a comet named wouter that crashed into the table and flipped the table into two while they .... 404, error, Stary.exe has stopp- BLUE SCREEN OF DED. PRESS ALT + F4 TO REBOOT.