Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-37631542-20181126125349/@comment-27080660-20181130141342

🏱︎❒︎♏︎◻︎♋︎❒︎♏︎ ♐︎□︎❒︎ ❍︎⍓︎ ◆︎●︎⧫︎♓︎❍︎♋︎⧫︎♏︎ ♋︎⧫︎⧫︎♋︎♍︎🙵✏︎ ✡︎□︎◆︎ ♋︎❒︎♏︎ ■︎□︎⧫︎ ◻︎❒︎♏︎◻︎♋︎❒︎♏︎♎︎ (Please don't click on this) The 🌐world🌐🌐 we live in. It's so🆘... Wondrous. Mysterious. Even magical. No... No no👎 no ❎.. Not that world🗺. I 😏meant😏 this 1️⃣one1️⃣. The smartphone. Each system and 📺program📺 app is 🇮🇹it's🇮🇹 own little planet🌑 of perfect👌. Technology. All providing services so 🆘🆘 necessary, 🆘so🆘 crucial, so🆘 unbelievably profound. Look who just sent📩 me 🅰️a🅰️ text! Addie McCallister? It must be a🅰️ mistake. Or a🅰️ joke😜. Or a🅰️ scam! Don't send her your social security 🔏 number 3️⃣. She's right▶️ there! That's our user👥, Alex. And, like 💏 every freshman in high🆙 🍎school🍎, his whole life, everything, revolves around his phone📶. And, because the pace of life gets 🉐, 🚅faster🚅 and faster⏩... Phones 🔽down🔽🔽 in 5️⃣five5️⃣. And attention spans get🉐 shorter and shorter... And... You're probably not 🌓even🌓🌓 👂listening👂 to me right▶️ now. Who has🈶 the 🕣time🕣 to type out actual 🔚words🔚? And that's where we come in. The most important invention in the history🏰 of communication📟! Emojis. That's my home 🏠! Textopolis. Here, each of us🇺🇸 does 1️⃣one 1️⃣ thing, and we have 🈶 to nail it🇮🇹 every 🕞time🕞. Christmas 🎋tree🎋 just has🈶 to stand there, all festive. Merry christmas🔔! It's still september, Tim! And princesses👸... I am so🆘 pretty. They just gotta wear their 👸crowns 👸 and keep their hair💈 comb. We are so🆘🆘 pretty. Devil, Poop, Thumbs Up, they just show📺 🔺up🔺 and they're good📈 to go. But for the 😓faces😓, the pressure is on 🔛. Cryer always has🈶 to cry😂, even 🌒 if he just 🏆won 🏆 the lottery. Hurray, i'm a🅰️ millionaire! Laugher's always laughing😂, 🌕even🌕 if he's just broken💔 his arm💪. Ahh!! Ah! I can see 🙈🙈 the bone 🍖!! Ah ah ah ah ah... And me, i'm a🅰️ meh😑😑. So I gotta totally be over it🇮🇹 all the 🕤time🕤, you know? Like meh 😐😐, who cares💅. Which is not as🅰️ easy 🅰️as 🅰️ 🇮🇹it🇮🇹 sounds🔔. I gotta be mehhhhhhhhh I GOTTA! Be! Mehhhhhhhhh. Morning, Mrs. D, I see👀 you have🈶 the little minis with ya! Oh, they're so 🆘🆘... Cute! NYAH, SO ADORABLE, I CAN'T TAKE IT! I WILL NEVER GET THEM TO SLEEP! STICK TO YOUR ONE FACE, WEIRDO. OLE! OLE! OH NO! OH NO! It's hard to only act 🎭 blasé. When, living in Textopolis is.... Just so🆘 exciting 💖! Hello, 🉑good🉑 simeans! Those are some sharp attaches! Yes, well we 🈶have🈶 🕴business🕴 to attend to. What kind of 📁business📁? Monkey business📁. Ha ha ha ha, I sounded📣 🇬🇧british🇬🇧. Meh... Oh, that was really good🌟.. Meh? Meh... Meh ha ha... What the freak ya doing there, mate? Practicing. Today is my first day on🔛 the phone☎️☎️. Oh, droit. I'm gonna be so🆘.. Meh. What are you going to do? Blah! Me and the 👱boys👱 are gonna throw ourselves on🔛 the barbie! Woo! Puh-zow! Gooday, mate! Hey, konichiwa! Sorry emoticons!! Oh, I hate😡😡 knocking over the elderly.. Let me help 🆘, let me help 💁💁... Oh, my colon!!! Ducks... Hey, is that the time 🕗? HEY, my 😙eyes😙😙 are 🔝up 🔝🔝 📍here📍, pal! Woo ooh hoo! Woo hoo! Right on🔛 time🕕🕕! And last week, Alex sent📤📤 me next➡️ to THIS text! Huh? Huh? HA HA HA THAT ELEPHANT PISSED HIMSELF HA HA HA AH HAH HA HAH HAH UH HUH HUH why are YOU laughing 😅, freak? Ho ho ha ha ha! Now, unlike me, my parents👪 are total pros. Gene, 🙏please🙏 tell me you weren't laughing😂 just now. Gene so 🆘 help💁 me I swear oh🙀, he was, I remember. Let's go see🙈 if you can get🉐🉐 🇮🇹it🇮🇹 right ▶️. I have 🈶 some bad📉 📰news📰, Gene, and i'm afraid that you'll 🈶have🈶 the wrong reaction. Ok, what's😦 the wrong reaction? Anything other than meh😑. Come 🔛on🔛! I don't want to be late🕥🕥! I'm not letting you go to work🏢🏢 today. Wait, WHAT? You're just not ready, son. Come on🔛!! Working in 🅰️a 🅰️ cube is an Emoji's whole purpose in life! Everybody my age is 🏢working🏢🏢 on🔛 the phone 📳 except for me! Oh sweetie, that's not true. Ow! YEAH! I'm going to 💼work💼 on🔛🔛 the phone☎️ and I'm only ten🔟! That's because I believe in you! Should we wash our 👐hands👐? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! We're number4️⃣ 2️⃣two 2️⃣! We're number9️⃣ ✌️two✌️✌️! See? I, I know i'm different, ok☑️☑️? But, I need to... I can be meh😑... I just... Want to be a🅰️🅰️ 💼working💼 emoji, you know, 💑like💑💑... Everybody else... And then... I would finally fit in, you know? Ah, you fit in, 🍯honey 🍯. No I don't, mom👪👪. I never 🈶have 🈶. But I could 🚼change 🚼🚼 all that if you just let me! Just give me 🅰️a 🅰️ chance! But 😦what😦 if you get🉐 📩sent📩 out on🔛🔛 the ☎️phone ☎️, making the wrong face 😴? No dad👪, 😷i'll😷 make the ▶️right▶️ face👂! Look! Meh? You're 🆘so🆘 handsome when you make that face😤. I 🤔think 🤔🤔 he's ready, Mel. Meh. Come 🔛on🔛🔛, dad👨👨. Let me prove it🇮🇹🇮🇹 to you. If you really 🤔think🤔 you're ready... YES! Yes I am! I promise I won't let you 🔻down🔻! Wow! Congratulations, everyone! What an exciting💖💖 day for all of you! Oh, 🇮🇹it's🇮🇹 really her! Oh, pizza🍕! First day on🔛 the job, hi, hi! Don't be nervous😨! I won't bite! Hi, i'm Smiler! Ho ho ho ho ho... DON'T TOUCH ME! Hi! I mean 😏.. Hey.. As you know, i'm Smiler, i'm the system supervisor here🈁, because I was the original emoji. Here's how it🇮🇹 works🏢. It's nothing 💠fancy 💠! Wait a🅰️🅰️ minute... It's really fancy 💠! You each 🈶have🈶 your own cube 🔛on🔛 the emoji bar🎯! If Alex chooses you, should you be so🆘🆘 lucky🍀, your cube will light🎃 up🆙! It's showtime! The scanner will scan you, and that scan will get🉐 sent📩 right▶️ up 🔝🔝 to Alex's text box🗃. And let me tell you guys 👦, there is nothing 💟like💟 getting🉐 scanned for the first 🕞time🕞. A har, you're gonna love💜💜 it 🇮🇹. Now over 📍here 📍 is the favorites🔖 section, where you'll find🔍🔍 all the most popular emojis. And of course, you'll find🔎 my cube 🈁here🈁🈁. Whoo. You are smooth. Just doing my duty. Ha ha ha! What did I say? Come on 🔛🔛, tell me you aren't just a🅰️ little bit tempted? Steven, for the last 🕣time🕣, I don't want to buy a🅰️ timeshare. Come on🔛, 👦man👦, it's🇮🇹 Hi-🕔5 🕔! You know me! I'm a🅰️ favorite 📑! Alex hasn't picked⛏⛏ you in weeks. When he stops⏹ picking⚒⚒ you, you're 😣no😣 longer a 🅰️ favorite🔖. There's gotta be some sort of mistake, I mean 😏, 👀look👀 at me, i'm an attractive, 👏hand👏👏-giving Hi-5 🕠! Oh! Fistbump! Come on🔛🔛 in! Hey, ladies👩! FISTBUMP? He's a🅰️🅰️ knucklehead! Literally! Look at him, I can 👀look👀 like💙 that! Ugh, ow, cramp.. Big mistake.. Oh... Help me.. Help up🔺🔺 a🅰️ hand 💪.. Oh... Here you go... Thanks mate... Hey, little man👴👴, how about you create a🅰️ distraction, and i'll🤒 just slip under the rope! Uh, oh🙀, is someone lost? Smiler, hiya, just 🍂leaving🍂🍂. Yeah, you know, just killing 🚬 🕤time🕤🕤 before I go back⬅️ to my cube in the far 🌽corner 🌽🌽 where Alex can't even🌜 See Me ANYMORE! You may not be 🅰️a 🅰️ favorite 🔖 anymore, but you will always have🈶 a🅰️ ⛲️place⛲️, in a🅰️ cube! Yeah, in the nosebleeds... Uh, i'm standing ▶️right▶️▶️ here🈁? Words hurt🤕. The most important thing I can tell you is to just be yourself... Basically, 😅happy 😅😅 itself... I am always smiling 😋... Places, please 🙏🙏! Emojis to your cubes! Attention, we've got🉐 incoming📨! Gotta be meh😐, gotta be meh 😐. Oh my gosh, my own cube! I can't believe it 🇮🇹🇮🇹... Oh, I could put 🅰️a🅰️ 🏵plant🏵 over here 📍, and over here📍 could go an inspirational calendar🗓, okay👌, gotta be meh😑... Look at our son get🉐 🔛on🔛 there, i'm beaming... With 😤pride😤! You don't think 💭💭 he'll actually 🉐get 🉐 picked⚒, do you? Hieroglyphics. Hieroglyphics was an ancient📜 language of picture🖼 forms. Does that remind anyone of anything. Hello. A language of 🖼pictures🖼... Anyone? Early hieroglyphics back ↩️ in ancient📜... I gotta reply to Addie's text! What should I write✒️? Nothing! Nothing? Words aren't 😎cool😎. Ok, be ✨cool✨✨, be cool 🆒... Alright, Alex is not sure how he wants to ⏩play⏩⏩ this... Oh! I would really love💞 🇮🇹it🇮🇹 to be me! Beam me up🔺! Beam me up🆙🆙! I need thumbs up🔺 on 🔛 standby! Oh yeah! Thumbs up 🔺 is going in! Wait! Alex is changing 🚼 his mind! He's moving📦! Ok, looks👀 😗like😗😗 it's🇮🇹 gonna be 😐meh😐... I'm so🆘 😧nervous😧, I could almost shrug. We are go for meh😑! Initiating scan! Okay, you can do this. Ah! I can't do this! I can't do it🇮🇹! Stop the scan! I can't, 🇮🇹it's🇮🇹🇮🇹 too 🕟late🕟! Oh! What's he doing? He's making the wrong face 😇! Good for him, little... Wait, what😦? Ugh. Abort, abort! Oh, shi... Shut it🇮🇹 down⏬, shut it🇮🇹 down⤵️! Ah! What is that emoji? All the emojis 🎁present🎁, evacuate the cube! Evacuate the cube! I gotta 🉐get🉐 out of here📌! I'm trying! Oh, jeez. Sorry, everybody. That is not 😦what😦 I 😏meant😏😏 to do! I kinda.. I kinda panicked.. Are you even🌙 🅰️a🅰️ meh😑 at all? Uh, who, me? Like you are, is a🅰️ malfunction! A malfunction? No, I can be meh😐, just give me one1️⃣1️⃣ ➕more➕ chance? You know what😦 would be really 🎳fun🎳? A board meeting, where we can find🔍 out 😦what😦 to do with you! I just wanted to be useful, you know, fit in! Now everybody's 📲calling 📲 me a🅰️🅰️ malfunction. I am 🅰️a🅰️ malfunction. Even if you are 🅰️a🅰️ malfunction, Gene, your mom 👪 and dad👨 still love💟 ya. I knew you weren't ready. Let's get 🉐 you out of 📌here📌 and take you home🏡. One day, all of this will blow💥 over, and everyone will almost forget about 😦what😦😦 you did. Until then, you should probably stay locked🔒 up ☝️ in the apartment. Wait, you're gonna hide me away? You're embarrassed 😊 of me. It's for your own safety. We're trying to protect you, son. Gene, where are you going? I'm not going to 💨run💨 away from this. I'm an emoji, and, even🌝 though i'm not exactly sure which 1️⃣one1️⃣... I've gotta 🈶have🈶 some sort of purpose here🈁, I know it🇮🇹. Gene, no❌! Sweetie, please🙏! So, how'd it🇮🇹 go, Gavel? Hey, Lightbulb, tell me 😦what's 😦 going on🔛 in there. What... Poop... What is it🇮🇹? Tell me turd💩, tell me truth. What happened? I know it🇮🇹 was an accident. We all have🈶 accidents you're so🆘 soft🍦🍦, Poop. Not too soft 🍦🍦, I hope🙏. I came up 🔺🔺 🈁here🈁🈁 to defend myself, but, uh, you seem pretty 😺happy😺. So, 👍good👍 📰news📰? I'm always happy 😋. Oh, right▶️, yeah, truth. But the only thing that could ever make me unhappy😒, is if one1️⃣ of our emojis has🈶 made a🅰️ mistake. Which would cause Alex to lose faith in the ☎️phone☎️... And then, our whole gets🉐 wiped out! Smiler, I 👹devil👹👹 pinky swear promise to you that I will never, ever make a🅰️ mistake in the cube again. Oh, we know you won't, Gene. We know you won't! Ha ha, you know, the first 🕓time🕓 you said 🇮🇹it🇮🇹 🇮🇹it🇮🇹 sounded🎤🎤 genuine, but then you repeated 🇮🇹it🇮🇹🇮🇹, and, and then, now it's 🇮🇹 weird👽. We're setting 📐📐 you 🔝up🔝! With our best 👍👍 anti virus bots! So they'll, 💋like💋, uh, they'll just, they're gonna fix🔧 me? Actually, delete❌ you. But 🉑yes🉑🉑! Wait, what😦? If you get🉐 ❌deleted❌, you don't have🈶🈶 to worry😟 about 🏬department 🏬 heads 💆, or the future📡, or lying about being🐝 a 🅰️ malfunction! Because you're deleted❌, ▶️right▶️▶️? Right! Good job! Bots! No! Stop, he's escaped! Party 🕜time🕜🕜! Oh, wait 🚏 a🅰️ minute... The air💨 is 🉑better🉑 📍here 📍! Beer, tea🍵... I'm ☕️coffee☕️! Sorry... Ish... Soishy. My old👵 cube! Ugh, pinkeye. Mike! My name's📛 not Mike... Ah! There's AV bots coming! What, me? Just because i'm in the wrong section? Holy toledo! What do we do? Quick! This ↕️way ↕️! Let's go! Don't tell anyone you're about to see🙈 this. They'll never 🔎find🔎🔎 us🇻🇮🇻🇮 🔽down🔽🔽 here📌. Where are we? The basement? Nope. Welcome to the loser lounge, where the emojis who never get🉐 used, hang out. Go 🎣fish🎣! Fishcake with Swirls. Sweep so 🆘 you won't cry😿. Sweep so🆘 you won't cry😭. Sweep so🆘 you won't cry 😢. I almost 🉐got🉐 deleted ❌! Me! Hi-5🕠! Hey, what's 😦😦 🆙up🆙 Hi-5🕠🕠? They weren't trying to delete❌❌ you, they were trying to delete ❌❌ me. You? What's 🆘so🆘 important about you that they'd send out an entire team👥 of bots? They say... I'm a 🅰️🅰️ malfunction. Gasp 🙀oh🙀, you bringing malfunctions in 🈁here🈁 now, Hi-55️⃣? For crying😂 out 🔊loud🔊, abandoned luggage, that 🈶had🈶🈶 📈better📈 not be my leftover chinese🈲 🍚food 🍚... Uh... What 🈲chinese🈲 🍌food🍌? Huh ha! Do you have🈶 any idea💡 what😦 🇮🇹it's🇮🇹 like💏 to be living large? Hashtag blessed? The favorite🔖 of the favorites🔖, and then demoted to this pit of despair? Here, will you hit👊 my callouses for me? At least you're a🅰️🅰️ 🏢working🏢🏢 emoji, that's all I ever wanted. Well, if that's all it🇮🇹 will take you to be 😆satisfied😆, then just find🔍 a🅰️ hacker and get 🉐 reprogrammed. It's not that complicated. Where would I find🔍 a 🅰️ hacker? In the piracy app, duh. Ugh. And who took my clear nail polish? Piracy app? To get🉐 there, I 😏mean😏, I have🈶🈶 to ◀️leave◀️ Textopolis. So? I've 🔨done 🔨🔨 🇮🇹it🇮🇹. Would you be a🅰️ brother. One of the 👸princess👸 emojis 🍃left 🍃 the phone📞 altogether, now she lives 🔛on🔛 the cloud 🌥... Mmm... Ooh, that is good✨. I'm sure the hacker that helped 💁 her do that could easily reprogram you. The 📛name's📛 Jailbreak. Jailbreak? That's great! Reprogrammed. I just need to get🉐 reprogrammed, and then I can finally be the 😐meh😐 I was meh😐😐 to be! Help me find🔍🔍 that hacker Hi-🕔5🕔🕔, will you? Please? Maybe this hacker can help💁 you, too? Like, rewrite some code? Get you into the favorites📑 sections? Wait a🅰️ minute! Ow. I've been trying to use my charisma and sensitive entitlement to 🉐get🉐 me ↩️back↩️ 🔛on🔛 🎩top🎩 when all I need is a🅰️ hacker! Today's your lucky 🍀 day! Let's roll🙄! Hey, can I come too? Talk to the ✊hand ✊, brethren. I thought💭 I was... Bye, Felicia. Ciao, Fishcake with Swirls. Daddy's headed🗣 back ⬅️⬅️ to the VIPs where he belongs! Wait, what 😦 about the bots? Good point 👉👉, 📈good📈 point↗️↗️. Ow, ow ow, ow... Hey... I shouldn't 🈶have🈶🈶 picked⛏⛏ the cactus 🌵🌵. I shouldn't 🈶have🈶🈶 picked⛏ it🇮🇹. You didn't 🌗even 🌗 try to 🉐get🉐 the tree🎄🎄, it's🇮🇹 baffling. Let's go. Hi-5🕔? Hello? Hi-5🕔! Where are you? I'm right▶️ here 📍! Here we are! End of the text aisle. No ↕️way ↕️. Come 🔛on🔛, Gene, it's🇮🇹 perfectly👌 safe! Ah! Gene, 💁help💁 me! Hi-55️⃣! Oh 👎no👎, this is all my fault, Hi-5🕠, I... I'm just messing with you! It's just one1️⃣ of those rubber finger 🖐 🤖monster 🤖 puppets from the eighties, I collected the whole set📐! Alright, you coming? Uh, what😦 do I do? What do you mean 😏? Just take a🅰️ step🚶 through the other side. This, is 🇮🇹it🇮🇹. The ➡️next➡️➡️ time🕑 I come back🔙 here📍, i'll😷😷 be 🅰️a🅰️ real meh😐. Hi-5 🕔🕔? Woah! Are you finished? Where, where are we? Welcome... To the wallpaper! Wow. This place🚩 is incredible! Each app is a 🅰️🅰️ whole new🆕 world🌐. Ow, that's my face😢, 🉐get🉐 off📴 my face 👂, thank you. What is this place⭐️⭐️? WeChat! It's like💞 a🅰️ whole other world🌏! Oh, 🇮🇹it🇮🇹 is. What are they? They're bubble 💭 pups, they might be cute, but man🏃, are they 🚰clean🚰. Bubble pups? They're stickers, Gene, try to 🉐get🉐🉐 with the program📻? This is so🆘🆘 cool✨! Wait, what's😦 in that one 1️⃣! Everybody's talking 💬 about themselves! How does he know so🆘🆘 many people👱👱? None of these 👪people👪 know him, but they like 👫👫 him, and that's what 😦 matters in this life, popularity. Uh, ℹ️iℹ️, I 🤔think🤔 i'd 🆔🆔 rather just have🈶 a🅰️ real friend🐕. A real friend🐶? How's that going to 🉐get🉐 you anywhere? What you need are fans! They give you complete and unrelenting support! As long as🅰️ you're on 🔛 top🔺. Poor Gene, I blame myself. I blame you, too. I just wanted to be supported. You just wanted 🅰️a🅰️ vacation🌅. You take that 🔙back🔙, Mel. Bots, they haven't found🔍 Gene by now. He must have🈶🈶 skipped town. You mean😏 the wallpaper? Our boy's👦👦 on 🔛 the run 🏃🏃. How about we find 🔍 him ourselves? Yeah, sure. Tell those bots to follow those mehs. I'm sure they'll know about all those freaky deaky apps Gene would hide out in. I'm really 📈good📈 at making plans, you 👷guys👷, ▶️right▶️? Here we are, the piracy app! This is where we'll find🔍🔍 Jailbreak. Um, but this is, the dictionary app. That's just 😦what😦 Alex wants his 👪parents👪 to think💭. This is called📲 🅰️a🅰️ skin. Really? What could a 🅰️ teenage 👶boy 👶 possibly want to hide from his parents👪? Just try to keep up☝️☝️, this place⭐️ can get🉐 🅰️a🅰️ little rough. Ahoy mateys, look👀👀 who's back↩️! Hi-5🕠🕠! I'm a🅰️ bit of a🅰️🅰️ celebrity here 📌, always welcome. Ow! Loser! Come 🔛on🔛🔛, follow me. Oh, great, emojis! I thought 💭💭 the conversation just got🉐 dumber. Ugh, 🌐internet 🌐 trolls, just ignore them. Eventually, they'll 🉐get🉐 a 🅰️🅰️ job, or 🅰️a🅰️🅰️ girlfriend, or some sort of purpose in life, and then they'll stop⏹. Virus, we'll just, we'll just walk 🚷 over this way↕️... Hi! It's so🆘 great to see👀 you again! Do I know you? It's Spam! Just 🚸sign🚸 🈁here🈁 and I can 🉐get 🉐 you special discounts on🔛 vitamins and coupon offers that can save 🔖 you up 🆙 to 25 percent 🔣! 25 🔣percent🔣? Nonono no👎 no❎❎, don't get🉐 sucked in! Back off📴, Spam! It's the only way↕️ to do 🇮🇹it🇮🇹. Back off📴! Thank you very much! You can illegally download our CD right▶️ 📍here📍! Hey, Trojan Horse, how are you? Yeah, what'll it🇮🇹 be had🈶? I'll 🈶have🈶 a🅰️ bottle🍼 of... Hack, Daniels, hmm? Maybe with a🅰️ plate🍽 of... Cheese, and hackers, kapeesh? You try to buy a🅰️ hacker, you can just 🙏ask🙏, you know. Oh, sorry💔, um, yes🆗. We're looking 👀👀 for 🅰️a🅰️ hacker 📛named📛📛 Jailbreak. Oh, I know a🅰️ guy💂 who could hook you up 🔝. Right over there. Oh, yes🆗🆗. Patable. No, not him. Her! Wait, he's a🅰️🅰️ she? Hey! Jailbreak! Mind if we join🈴 in? Yes. That's the thing about the internet🌐, is that you never know if someone's being🐝 ironic 😼 or sincere. I sincerely, unironically want you to go away. Ha ha ha ha, so🆘 good 🌟🌟... So 🈁here's🈁 the thing, my friend🐕 Gene here📍 has🈶 a🅰️ little problem⚠️. Well, see🙈, i'm supposed to be 🅰️a 🅰️ meh😑, but I don't really feel... Yeah, yeah, and we thought💭💭 that you could 🆘help🆘... The princess 👸, you know, 📴off📴 the ☎️phone☎️... Woah, 👫hold👫 up🔺, that's not 🅰️a🅰️ meh😐 face😏. Bots, they're after me! How are you doing that? Look, it's 🇮🇹🇮🇹 just something that I can do, can you 🆘help 🆘 us🇺🇸🇺🇸? Follow me. Bots, ❌delete ❌ my history 📜! I need to wipe my entire hard 🚸drive🚸! I made the most 😋delicious😋 cinnamon buns! Maybe if there was something to uh, jog my memory? Come on🔛! Move! Hey trolls, wipe our mailbox📫 wearing 🅰️a 🅰️ tuxedo! Hi, it's🇮🇹🇮🇹 so🆘 great to see🙈 you again! This tunnel will get🉐 us 🇻🇮🇻🇮 out of here🈁! Move! Get 🇻🇮us🇻🇮 out of 📌here📌! Move! Did that cloud💭 taste😝 🍪sweet🍪🍪 to you? Ow. Ow. Ow. Help me. Help, i'm stuck! Sweet motherboard! Where am iℹ️? Candy Crush! Get me out of here🈁! Hey, cornface! Try 🉐getting🉐🉐 him out the top🎩! Already on🔛 🇮🇹it🇮🇹! Hold tight, Gene! Woah! Woah! This feels very 📴off📴.. And smells🚭. I 😏mean😏, it🇮🇹🇮🇹 smells 👃 delicious😋, but, I still don't ❤️like❤️ 🇮🇹it🇮🇹! The game🎱 obviously thinks🤔 you're a🅰️ candy 🍬, even🌔 though you're, weirdly😕 misshapen, you know? What do I do? Stay very still! Don't worry😟😟, we've got🉐 your 🔙back🔙! Right, Hi-5️⃣55️⃣? Hey, fingers 👇! You wanna focus? For your informationℹ️, I happen to have🈶 🅰️a🅰️ sugar addiction, and it's🇮🇹 a 🅰️ very, 😒serious😒... Hey, 👐finger 👐 head💆💆, we 🈶have🈶 to get🉐 Gene out of the 👾game👾 without 🍃blowing🍃 him 🔺up 🔺🔺! I don't want to blow 💥 up ☝️! We 🈶have🈶 to match up🆙 the candies🍬 so🆘 that Gene will drop💧 to the bottom ⤵️. And we can't match him with any yellows🌕🌕, or else... Oh! Don't do that, please🙏🙏 don't do that. Watch. Got it🇮🇹? Knock 3🕒 in a🅰️ row, don't 🌬blow🌬 Gene up 🔝, 🉐got🉐🉐 it🇮🇹🇮🇹. And, we 🈶have🈶 to be careful. Yeah yeah yeah. Careful! Woo hoo! Candy! Yo! No no❎ no👎! Don't do yellow 💛! Do NOT do the yellow💛! I said careful! Hey, Addie! I... I was just wondering, if, you are... Tasty. What? Um... Delicious. Excuse me? Sweet. Hey Addie! Uh... Hi Nikki. See you later 🕖, Alex. Sugar Crush! Ah! I'm so🆘 over this. Wireless Repair Service, how may I help 💁 you? I'd like💟 to make an appointment. It's like❤️ this ☎️phone☎️ is playing🃏 games🎴 with me! Woah! Hey, 😦what 😦 does this do? Get me out of here 🈁🈁! Ooh... Suck it 🇮🇹 in... Stop 🇮🇹it🇮🇹🇮🇹... Stop it🇮🇹... Ow ow ow... It's not working🏢! Well, there's one1️⃣ option left 🍃. We 〰️line〰️ you 🔺up🔺 with the yellows 🌕. But you said not to do that! Special candies 🍭 get🉐 🛄transported🛄 to that jar. The game🎰🎰 might think🤔 that you're 🅰️a🅰️ special 🍭candy🍭. And... What if 🇮🇹it🇮🇹 doesn't think 🤔🤔 i'm 🅰️a🅰️ special candy🍭🍭? Well... Ah! Jailbreak, hello👋? Hello, Jailbreak? Uh, sorry🙇. What if 🇮🇹it 🇮🇹 doesn't 🤔think🤔 i'm a🅰️ special candy🍬? Oh, i'm not too worried😟 about 🇮🇹it 🇮🇹. Alright, just do it🇮🇹. Gene, Gene! You're alive! You were trying to see 👀 if I 🈶had 🈶🈶 somehow turned into candy🍬, weren't you? Yes I was. And you have 🈶 not! Hey, looks👀👀 😍like😍 something popped up🔺 🔛on🔛 Alex's calendar📆. Ah, i'm sure 🇮🇹it's🇮🇹 nothing. Uh, Alex made an appointment at the phone☎️ store 🏬? Calm down⏬, everyone, calm down🔻. Don't 😟worry😟, everything is fine. Maybe Alex just wants to buy some accessories👜👜. Uh, his appointment is with techinical support. Well, i'm sure we'll have🈶🈶 plenty of time🕓 to figure this out. Uh, his appointment is for tomorrow. Then maybe it's🇮🇹 just for some routine maintenance? Uh, actually, it's🇮🇹 to erase the 📳phone📳. Listen, Gene, i'm about to become your knight in shining 🎇 armor. You are? Oh yeah. But first, we need to 🉐get 🉐 uploaded to the 🌤cloud 🌤. That's where we'll find🔍 the source code to reprogram you. The... Cloud? Isn't that off📴 the phone☎️? Ding dingding ding💩! You got🉐 🇮🇹it🇮🇹! Mmhm, yeah, the cloud☁️! Off the ☎️phone☎️! Uh! We're in Candy Crush, oz, I know 🅰️a🅰️ shortcut to Just Dance, which is right▶️ ➡️next ➡️ to Dropbox, where we can 🉐get🉐 uploaded to the cloud🌫. Mmhm, of course, just go dive into the Dropbox and vroom! Hold up🆙, here's 📍📍 the stinker. Before they let us 🇺🇲 into the ☁️cloud☁️, we 🈶have🈶🈶 to get🉐 past this... Firewall. The firewall uses 🇺🇸 😗face😗 identification. It's really annoying😠, because i've already tried to 🉐get 🉐 through. Guessed wrong 🔂once🔂, and now i'm locked🔑 out for life. Locked out for life? You're 🤔thinking🤔, because I can make different 😮faces 😮, the firewall will think 🤔 i'm different emojis! Yeah, I wanted to say it🇮🇹, because 🇮🇹it 🇮🇹 was my idea💡. You know, women👙 are always coming up🆙 with stuff that men 🙇 are taking credit💳 for. You know what 😦, well, let's hit👊 the road. Hi-55️⃣, you coming? I'm coming! Why do I always think 💭 i'm going to come around on🔛 black licorice? Ah! Oh! My precious... Move 🇮🇹it🇮🇹🇮🇹! Sudden death☠, 📌here📌📌 we come! Let's try this 1️⃣one1️⃣... YouTube? Wow, what 😦 an original treat, and I don't even🌚🌚 need a 🅰️ remote. That guy👨 is so🆘 expressive. He reminds me of Gene. Yes, something's really wrong 📍here📍. Our son is a🅰️ malfunction, and you should have🈶 never let him go into that cube. Don't blame me for that now, I am hopping mad💢 at you. See? Mary, I 💭think💭💭 we're 🍯being🍯 followed, but don't overreact. Uh 🙀oh🙀. I told you not to overreact. What are you doing now? I could be in there for hours. Hey, where are you going. I think🤔🤔 we should go our separate ways ↕️↕️, Mel. I thought💭 I knew the meh😑 that I married, but maybe I don't. But, Mary? This tunnel will help💁💁 us🇻🇮 avoid the bots. Thanks for helping🆘🆘 us🇻🇮. It's really, really nice of you. NPD, 😎dude😎. You're helping💁 me! Move along, move it🇮🇹, why so🆘 slow🐌? Hi-5🕠, stop ⏹, why are you getting 🉐 so🆘 close🔒? Back off 📴. I can't stop🚫 now, i'm 🈶having🈶 🅰️a🅰️ sugar rush😰! I'm going to go around you. If I stop🚫 moving📦, my heart's 💙 going to explode💣! Coming through, Jailbreak! Watch out! Hey! Watch it 🇮🇹🇮🇹, knuckle butt! I can't feel my face😌! Ha ha! Jailbreak, you said ⬅️back⬅️ there that i'm... Helping you. I've been trying to get🉐 past that firewall for months🈷️🈷️! Ha ha ha ha ha, come on🔛, come on 🔛, the faster ⏩ we go, the faster 🚅 I can become a🅰️ 📑favorite 📑! Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Woo hoo! Look at me I just want to bounce out of here📍, get🉐 off📴 the phone📞, and live on🔛 the cloud🌀🌀! Hee hee! Ow! What just happened! You know, you don't 💖like 💖💖 🇮🇹it🇮🇹 🈁here🈁? There are 🆘so🆘🆘 many rules🚷 here🈁! What is up🔝 with that? The ⛅️cloud's⛅️ supposed to be amazing, 🇮🇹it's🇮🇹 full🌝🌝 of dreams too... Oh, sugar crash. I can't hold👭 🔛on🔛🔛 anymore. Catch me, Gene, catch me! And you can be whoever you want! Thanks. We're 🆓free🆓! Come on🔛! Oh, oh 🙀🙀 my gosh, my hands👆 are sweating. You know 😦what😦, come to 🤔think 🤔 of it🇮🇹, I don't really remember there ever being🐝 🅰️a🅰️ hacker emoji. Oh, um, you know, you're taking too much of my brain space🌗, let's try to keep the chit chat💬 to a🅰️ minimum. Ooh, someone likes😘 you. What are you talking💬💬 about? This just like👍👍 when 🕊peace🕊 sign⛎ gave me just one 1️⃣1️⃣ finger👉, I knew she was in 💘love💘💘 with me. Let's go! Ugh, i'm never eating another piece of candy 🍬🍬 ever again... High-five 5️⃣, don't do it🇮🇹! Don't you do it🇮🇹! It's already been in there once🔂. Don't do it🇮🇹. Wow. Move 🇮🇹it🇮🇹! Are my fingers ✊ getting🉐 fat? I'll tell you 😦what😦😦, this bandage🤕🤕 wasn't 🆘so🆘 tight before. Okay, we get 🉐🉐 through this app, and Dropbox is right▶️ on🔛🔛 the other side. We just need to keep it 🇮🇹 super DL in here📌. And ❎no❎ matter 😦what 😦😦, we can't, turn it🇮🇹, on 🔛. OMG this turned it🇮🇹 🔛on🔛! What? I'm 🅰️a🅰️ hand✊, 🇮🇹it's🇮🇹 🅰️a🅰️ big 🅾️red🅾️🅾️ button🔘! Woah. No no😣 no❌ no❎! What's happening! Welcome to Just Dance! Follow my moves and you get🉐 to move 🔼forward 🔼! Do the wrong moves and you get🉐 an X! Three strikes and you're out! Out? What does she mean😏 by out? Digital death ☠. Thanks to you, fingers✋, now we're going to have🈶🈶 to dance our way↕️ out. Which is alright with me, because I can shake it🇮🇹🇮🇹 like👍👍 Michael. Or Michael's glove, anyway. Are you ready to dance? This is bad〽️, Gene, I can't dance, I 🉐got🉐 no ❌ groove! Come on 🔛🔛, everybody can dance! Not me, okay😔? I'm really stiff... See? You don't... Understand? Okay, 👎no👎 no👎. Stop, ⏹stop⏹⏹. You have🈶 to 🚏stop🚏. I see👀 now what😦😦 you are saying? Just follow her moves. Ready to dance in three3️⃣! This I can't do! Two! Dude! Just shut up🔺 and... Dance! I'm just doing it🇮🇹! Hee hee! Shamon! Jailbreak! I got🉐 you! Look, just do the music🎧, express🚛 yourself! Dance? Yeah, you 🉐got🉐 it🇮🇹🇮🇹! Now throw some sauce on🔛 that dance burrito🌯! Woo hoo! I'm doing it 🇮🇹! I'm finally nailing this dance! You got🉐 it🇮🇹! Hee hee! Oh ho ho! Great job! Now you're moving📦📦 on🔛 to free🆓 dance! Impress us🇻🇮 with your moves to move ⏩forward⏩! More dancing? You're killing🚬 it🇮🇹🇮🇹, Gene! Nice! Take 🇮🇹it🇮🇹 Gene! You can break 💔 🇮🇹it🇮🇹! Wait a🅰️🅰️ minute! I've never seen that dance before! What's 🇮🇹it🇮🇹🇮🇹 called 📲? The emoji... Bob? I love🌹🌹 it🇮🇹🇮🇹! You do! Everybody! Do the emojiiiiiiiiiii bob! Ha ha ha! Woo! Oh! Princess! Woah! You're the princess 👸 emoji! You never got🉐🉐 📴off 📴 the phone☎️! New player🎽🎽! Who? Oh no👎! We gotta go! No worry😟, they're robots 🤖, they can't dance! Downloading thought 💭 protocol... Can't dance, he says. Heh. Hey Alex, you gonna dance for us🇺🇲? Alex, that's extra homework for you. Yeah, Alex's getting🉐 wicked, ha ha ha... Alex must be deleting❌ the app! Watch out! We gotta 🉐get🉐 out of 📍here 📍! Come on🔛! Hoo! This song is my jam! Hi-55️⃣5️⃣! Come on🔛🔛! Let's go! Hurry! Gene! I 🉐got 🉐 you! Gene! Gene... Hey, wait🚏 a🅰️ minute, where's Hi-🕔5🕔? Alex trashed♻️ the app.. And Hi-5 5️⃣ right▶️ along with 🇮🇹it🇮🇹🇮🇹. Wait, what😦? Wait, trashed♻️? Hi-5🕠 is in the trash🚯? He wanted to dance... But, I knew it 🇮🇹🇮🇹 was a🅰️ bad 〽️ idea💡... I'm so🆘 sorry🙇... We gotta 🉐get 🉐 him out of there. Gene, Dropbox is right ▶️ 🈁here 🈁🈁, we 🈶have🈶 to get🉐 to the cloud🌩! And the trash♻️ is on🔛 the other side of the phone☎️! We don't know how many other bots are out there! I'm sorry💔! No, wait🚏! I can't go without Hi-5🕠. I don't 💅care💅 how far away it🇮🇹 is. Gene... That's my friend🐕 down⤵️ there. I'm not going to just let him get🉐 deleted❌. What, 😦what😦 is 🇮🇹it🇮🇹? I've always just thought🤔, you've got🉐 to 👀look👀 out for 9️⃣number9️⃣ one1️⃣... But what😦 good🆗 is 🇮🇹it🇮🇹 to be number1️⃣ 1️⃣one1️⃣1️⃣, if there aren't any other numbers🔢🔢? Wow, okay😔. I'm sorry💔, this is, this is my malfunction, I just, I can't be meh 😑 about anything, this is why i'm going to be reprogrammed. Well, actually, it's 🇮🇹🇮🇹 kinda cool🆒🆒. Wait, really? No, I think💭💭 I know a🅰️🅰️ shortcut. We can take the music🎶 streams in Spotify. Let's go give that big hand✋ 🅰️a🅰️🅰️ 👆hand👆👆. Come 🔛on🔛! Now 🇮🇹it's 🇮🇹 trashed ♻️ the Just Dance app, and our bots are offline, and it's 🇮🇹 giving me a🅰️ real headache... I am so 🆘 angry😡! I really need to stay happy😄. Can we please🙏 lighten the mood? No 1️⃣one1️⃣ can resist la fiesta! Ole! Not that happy😀. Ow! We've only got🉐 four4️⃣ hours before Alex's phone☎️☎️ appointment. If they find🔎 a🅰️ malfunction 🔛on🔛 the 📶phone📶, we are all going to be wiped! She said wiped! Aim higher🆙, Steven. I didn't want to have 🈶 to do this, but it🇮🇹 is fun🎢 to press📰 🔘buttons🔘. The illegal upgrade! Now that makes me happy😄! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I just want to dance.. Dance... Argh! Quiet, you saucy gypsy. Ugh, where am ℹ️iℹ️? Hi! It's so🆘🆘 great to see👀👀 you again! You're in the ♻️trash♻️, fingers✊✊ for brains! Get away from me, troll! Hi! It's 🆘so 🆘 great to see👀 you again! I've got 🉐🉐 to get🉐 out of 🈁here🈁. You can't! And at the end🔚 of the day, the trash🚯 🉐gets🉐 emptied, and we're all going to die🎲! Oh ❌no❌, no👎, no👎! This is the last face 😥😥 you will ever see🙈🙈! This is Spotify? Yep, every one1️⃣ of those streams is 🅰️a🅰️ different song. Is it🇮🇹 safe? Are you sure that this is 🅰️a🅰️ good✨✨ idea💡? That's the 👆point👆 of the wave🏳, dude 😎😎! Can we at least ⚒pick⚒ a 🅰️... A colorless stream? Okay buzzkill... Alex, 🅰️a🅰️ bunch of people👨 are 👊hitting 👊 the promenade, and I think 🤔 Addie might be there, too... That's perfect💯💯! I 🈶have🈶 an appointment down🔻 there, anyway! I've got🉐 to get🉐 this phone☎️☎️ fixed🔧! Hey, bubble💭💭 butt! Yeah. Ah, much 🎰better🎰. So, I gotta 🙏ask🙏, is it🇮🇹 true that when a🅰️ princess 👸👸 whistles, birds🐥 🚀fly🚀 ⏬down⏬ from the skies🌈.. Hello, stereotype, that is a🅰️ complete and total myth🐉! I'm sorry💔. Did you realize that in the first emoji set📐, a 🅰️ 👵woman👵 can either be a🅰️ princess 👸, or a 🅰️ 👰bride 👰? That's why I need to get🉐 to the cloud🌀🌀, where you can be whatever you want to be! Get ready! Whale song coming! Wait, 🚏wait🚏, whale 🐋 what😦? Whale song! From Alex's biology DVD! Woah! Wow! Woah! Ha ha ha ha. You're not going to see🙈🙈 that sitting💺 around in a🅰️ cube. Funny, you went out of the cube, and I went in. Gene, that means😏 you can't be yourself. What's the 👉point👉👉? You know, I 💭think 💭 you're pretty cool👍 just the way↕️ you are. We're, we're going to need this. Nobody knows, the touchscreen drama🎭 scene. Nobody knows my screenshot... Trash? Me? I used to be somebody. Here I am, in an 👴old 👴 email📤 Alex never sent📩. Addie, blah blah blah blah blergh... And then there's me! Hi-55️⃣! Right there! Doing my job! FYI, nobody cares💅 about you. Just leave ◀️ me, troll, and let me die☠! In this dump alone! Let me 👀look👀 for the world's 🌏 smallest violin🎻 in here📌, so 🆘🆘 that you can ⏩play⏩ 🇮🇹it🇮🇹! Is that the hand👐 😇angel😇 of mercy? Has she finally come for me? Give me your 💪hand💪! I mean 😏, give me yourself! Take my ✋hand✋, 👼angel👼👼! I'm ready to take my place🚩 amongst the other great ✌️hands✌️ of the past. It's me, Gene! Gene? The one 1️⃣ and only. Gene! I got🉐 him! Take me with you! Hi-5 5️⃣! Let go of me! You'd leave◀️ me down⤵️ here📌? You were wrong, troll, people👬👬 do care💅 about me! And i'm not upset😩, troll! Do you see👀👀 how not upset 😣 I am? Gene! You came back⬅️ for me! You saved💾 me... It wasn't just me, Jailbreak helped 💁, too. She's 🅰️a🅰️ hugger🤗. Give her 🅰️a🅰️ squeeze. Oh, nonono ❎no❎. Not really, nothing great. I'm not feeling your feelings, relieve😌 me! You filthy trolls, I inhaled your stench, and I was once🔂🔂 one1️⃣ of you, so🆘 I feel your pain. So now, go. Be free 🆓! Smooth sailing from here📌. Huh ha ha! Ugh. Gene! Gene... Gene? Are you instagramming? Oh, where is my Gene... Oh, Mary, you've really done🔨 it 🇮🇹 this 🕑time🕑. No, you haven't. Mel? What are you doing in Alex's trip to France album? I was looking👀👀 for you. None of this is your fault, Mary. It's mine⛏. What do you 😏mean 😏? Is that a🅰️ tear😂 on🔛🔛 your cheek? It's my fault Gene is the way↕️ he is. I 🈶have 🈶 other expressions, too. I think🤔 they've just been buried away. But with Gene going missing, and 🤔thinking🤔 I might have🈶 lost you, too... Oh, Mel, why didn't you tell me? I didn't know myself. Right now, i'm 🆘so🆘 overwhelmed with passionate feelings for you. Mary, my 💝love💝💝 for you burns with the intensity of 🅰️a🅰️ 👺red👺 hot🍧🍧 flame🔥. Oh, I like💖💖 it🇮🇹. Let's go 🔍find🔍 our son. Together. We'll always have🈶 Paris, Mary. So you're a🅰️ princess👸👸. So you 🈶have🈶🈶 a🅰️ little tiara, very fancy 💠. Is it 🇮🇹 true when a🅰️ princess👸👸 whistles, birds🐥 fly🚀? That's what😦 I said! No, guys💂💂, that's 🅰️a🅰️ stupid myth🐲! What awkward virgin🇻🇬 haven are you living in? Go 📙read📙 an e🇪🇸-book📘! Educate yourself! Uh, Jailbreak? What the? What is that? Smiler must 🈶have🈶 upgraded her bots! Let's get🉐 out of here📍 before 🇮🇹it🇮🇹🇮🇹... Hi, do you remember me, it's 🇮🇹 Smiler! I'm coming to you live from the amphitheater, why don't you come back↩️↩️ to Textopolis and we can 💬talk💬 through our differences, okay😔? My friend 🐶🐶 here📍 will escort you, alright, i'm gonna see 🙈 you 🔜soon 🔜, buddy, bye now! We're actually going to delete❌ them in front of everyone. Psst, 🇮🇹it's🇮🇹 still on🔛. It's still on🔛? Oh! Jiminy, attack👊👊 the frauds! Separate! Take a🅰️ look👀! Jailbreak! Gene! This way ↕️! It's still onto me! Over here📍! Let's go! We 🈶have🈶 to make it🇮🇹🇮🇹 to Dropbox! Yes! No! Go low🔉! Woah! Don't worry😟, it🇮🇹 can't 🉐get🉐 in. It's illegal malware, and this app is secure🔐. Come on🔛. Welcome to Dropbox! You are about to leave 🍃 the phone📳. Remain seated, 🙏please 🙏! Permanecer sentados por favor! Might want to hang on🔛! Why do they call📲 it🇮🇹 Dropbox, anyway? Oh, this is why! I see🙈 why now! I'd better🎰 not see👀 that candy🍬 corn🌽 again! We made it🇮🇹! You 💂guys💂, chill. We still have🈶🈶 to get🉐 past... That. Oh... Shaw. Welcome to the firewall, how may I help💁 you? Alright, here📍 goes! What should I do? Sit in the 🌽corner🌽, and don't say a🅰️ word🆔. Keep those 🍦soft🍦 fingers✋✋ to yourself. Yes, your majesty, princess 👸 of nightmares! Now Gene, 🚶step 🚶🚶 onto the password 🔑🔑 icon🔵, and 🤒i'll🤒 feed you the passwords🔑. Okay. Okay. Ten, eleven, two2️⃣ thousand and two✌️. Ten, eleven, two✌️ thousand and two2️⃣. Ow. Cough. Access denied🚫. Okay, try a🅰️ different expression. Is it🇮🇹 going to blast me every 🕞time🕞 I messed up 🆙🆙? Yeah, kind of. What do you mean😏 kind of? Ready? Welcome to the firewall. His 🔖favorite🔖 🍫food🍫🍫. Chimichangas! Chimichangas? Ow. Access denied🚫. Huh. This might take a🅰️ while. Oh 🙇boy🙇. Krav maga! Krav maga. Major lazer! Major lazer. What did I do now? Ow. Skate, or ☠die☠! Access 🚫denied🚫. Denied. Denied. Denied. I don't 🉐get 🉐 it🇮🇹! We've tried all of the important things in Alex's life! His favorite 📑 🐰pet🐰, his sport🚵, his favorite📑 grandma... I'm 💔sorry 💔, Gene. I let us🇺🇲 all ⏬down⏬. Now, if I 🈶had🈶 to come ☝️up☝️ with a 🅰️ password🔑🔑, I'd probably use the name📛📛 of a🅰️ girl🙅🙅 I 😚like 😚. I've been all over the phone☎️! He's never mentioned a🅰️ girl💇💇. Yes he 🈶has 🈶🈶! Hi. When I was in the trash🚯, I read 📙 a🅰️🅰️ very interesting email📤, but, i'm just a 🅰️ dunce, in the corner🌽, forbidden🚭 to speak🙊🙊... What email📥? Sorry, 😦what😦? What email📪? Uh, took 🇮🇹it🇮🇹🇮🇹 out, at 🎒school🎒, he was declaring his feelings of love👭 for her, I guess instead of sending it 🇮🇹 he tossed 🇮🇹it🇮🇹 in the trash🚯. Hi-55️⃣, this is very important. What is her name📛? Her name📛, yes 👍👍! Excellent question❔. It... Was... Tina. Karen. Marge. Lint, Lindsay. Ack, Allison. Sarah, or, Lupita. I want to say Lupita, but that doesn't feel ▶️right▶️, now i'm saying 🇮🇹it🇮🇹🇮🇹 out loud🔊. Ugh.. Gotta find🔍 that email📨, I 💭think💭 I can access♿️♿️ the trash♻️. I got🉐 it🇮🇹! Addie! Yes! Yes, that's it🇮🇹, Addie! I knew i'd🆔 🉐get🉐🉐 there! Dear Addie, you and I, we are like😚 💍diamonds💍 in the sky🌞. You're 🅰️a 🅰️ 💫shooting 💫 ✴️star✴️ I 🙈see🙈. A vision, ecstasy. Shining 🌞bright🌞 💛like💛 a🅰️🅰️ diamond🔷. He used a🅰️ high🆙-five5️⃣, 👀see👀👀? Guess now we know why he trashed🚯 it🇮🇹🇮🇹. Ooh, shade. Guys, should we try this? Addie! Access granted. Oh snap. This ⛰place⛰⛰, is, amazing. Wow, I can't believe 🇮🇹it🇮🇹. Woah. One little emoji could sure 🉐get🉐 lost in 🅰️a🅰️ place⛰ 👭like👭 this. I... I guess we should, make you, a🅰️ meh 😑 before that bot comes back⬅️ 🏡home🏡. Oh, oh🙀, so🆘 we're gonna do that now. We 🈶had🈶 a🅰️ deal, right ▶️? Yeah, okay 👌👌. Right. I, uh, guess i'll 😷😷 start🆕 hacking. Ha! We did it🇮🇹, Gene! All our dreams are coming true! I'll be Alex's favorite📑 again, and you'll be 🅰️a🅰️ real 😑meh😑! Ha ha, yeah! Do the hand👋 dance. Do the hand🖐 dance. And pinky. Pop it🇮🇹 with the pinky. Pop it🇮🇹🇮🇹 with the pinky. Yeah, but this all seems kinda super fast💨💨 now, doesn't it🇮🇹? I didn't expect to be having🈶 these feelings right▶️▶️ now. Well, maybe you should go and express🚛 them while you still can. So, uh, i've been 🤔thinking🤔, um, ever since we. Jailbreak, you're the coolest 😎, most interesting emoji i've ever met. And, after all the adventures that we've 🈶had🈶, i'm just not sure that I want all of that to go away. Because, my feelings, right▶️ now, are, like💜💜, huge. I just 💭think💭 that they could be enough for me to want to stay the way↕️ that I am. If it🇮🇹 😏means😏 that I could stay 🈁here🈁, with you, like💛, forever. Forever and ever. And ever. Maybe longer than that, even🌆? Like in the fairy tales. Uh... Wait, wuh, what😦😦 is that? Gene, if this is about you deciding not to be meh😑, then, I am all about that. I like👫 you just the ↕️way ↕️ you are, but I had🈶 a🅰️ plan. Right. I'm not just some princess👸👸, Gene, waiting🚏 for my prince. I mean 😏, uh, what😦 you said was beautiful, but, Gene... Ha ha ha! You're all... Meh! The source code worked 🏢🏢! Turns out I didn't need it🇮🇹. For the first time ⏰ in life, meh😐 is all I feel. Oh! Gene! I have🈶🈶 an appointment. I'm a 🅰️ little early🕕. No prob. I can take you ▶️right▶️▶️ now. Jailbreak! Ah! Don't do that! That freaking huge bot has🈶🈶 got 🉐🉐 Gene 🔙back🔙 inside💠 the phone☎️! What? He left 🍂 being 🐝🐝 more➕ meh😐 than the meh😑😑-est 😐meh😐 😅face😅 i've seen! What did you say to him? It's what😦 I didn't say. We gotta go 🉐get🉐🉐 him. How are we going to 🉐get 🉐 there in time🕡 before he gets🉐 deleted❌? Ugh.. I can't believe i'm doing this. You tell anyone you saw👀 this and I'll crack ➕more➕➕ than those knuckles. Woah. Birds do like💖 👸princesses 👸! It's not a🅰️ myth🐲! It's not 🅰️a🅰️ 🐲myth🐲 at all! What happened with becoming 🅰️a🅰️ favorite 🔖? Because i'd🆔 rather 🈶have🈶 1️⃣one 1️⃣ real 🐕friend 🐕🐕. Let's go get🉐 him. I can't 🚏wait 🚏 to 👀see 👀 that emoji's face😖! Look at that expression! Is that for realizing that you've put all of Textopolis at risk? Causing Alex to question❓ our reliability? Hmm? Hey, now that's going too far, even🌔 for me! If we could delete❌ this malfunction, before he gets🉐 disappointed😞, Alex will realize there's nothing wrong with the 📳phone📳. And any last 🆓words 🆓? Meh. Well, it's🇮🇹🇮🇹 too 🕣late🕣🕣 for that. Delete him! Wait! You delete❌ Gene, you'll have🈶🈶 to delete❌ me, too. What? I have🈶 the same malfunction Gene 🈶has 🈶🈶. Dad? Oh gosh, I don't know what 😦 to do! Yes I do! BOTS! Sorry, mrs. Meh. Wow. I did not 👀see👀 that one1️⃣ coming. Smiler, I think🤔 you might be making too much stink out of all this. Oh really? How about you're ➡️next➡️? I was wrong, Gene. I should have🈶 believed in you all along. Oh, what😦😦 a🅰️🅰️ touching daddy son reunion 🇷🇪 moment! It reminds me of the ⏰time⏰ I deleted❌ you both!