Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-30759860-20170102151933/@comment-28122105-20170102205142

I bring out a bowl of cereal.

'''The Thingy-O-Matic used Dorito Beam! It's super effective!'''

Massive damage is inflicted to all opponents!

It begins to rain Doritos.

I didn't specify what attacks the machine had, because it can do pretty much anything.