Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27789845-20160401161456/@comment-26884827-20160418001604

Person 1: Why do you always carry a trophy and a clock?

Person 2: To make me win all the time.

Instructions:

First, copy link.

Toothpaste link.

Third, print it.

Wait, toothpaste?

Twoth, paste. Right?

*facepalm

Person 1: Here are the strawberries.

Person 2 just stares at it.

Person 1: Come on!

Person 2: '''I can't make a SMOOTHie. The strawberries are too lumpy.'''