Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20161017175134/@comment-27080660-20161019180719

A 42,420,133,721 picometer wide 99.9961506661312-pound red  ball with rapidly flashing blue stripes perpendicular to each other with a white glow coming out of a square hole on the back emitting a rainbow trail made mostly of red, orange, yellow, lime, cyan, blue, magenta and purple, with each being at an equal amount and parallel to each other while the colors are congruent in width. The  ball rolls at 24.87 mph and turns 96.68521 degrees left every 23.76110023 seconds during the summer. every 12.10572947 seconds a stream of fire is released from the square hole. The fire is purple, with a pinkish glow and grey tint. it extends 1.748135 feet outfrom the hole. The  ball identifies itself as an apache helicopter, which is likely due to its unique mental illness, corcoranophilia, which causes hallucinations.