Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28741271-20151230123817/@comment-27300212-20160204002952

I'll have you know, one day I was pursuing my brother around my house. I had only a sharpener in my hands, and I managed to hit him right in his eye. From that day on, his vision got really sharp.

And other day, we were climbing a snowy mountain. "OH GOD WE'LL FREEZE HERE," he said. I told him to chill out. :^)