Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20170727161434/@comment-27080660-20170729032356

Your offer has been noted, "Kaiju". However, I'm afraid I'm going to have to decline. I already feel nothing but pure hatred towards anyone.

And as an Absorber of Souls, I can't simply give you my soul.

I don't have a single soul anyways.

Rather, my being is formed by the souls of my victims.

For every soul I gain, I become stronger. And your powerful souls will serve as fine sustenance!

I unravel from the remains of the Leviathan ship, and head straight for "Sonar".

Now, I'll open a time-space hole.

To where, you ask?

Round 46. The round where you all ganged up on me.

Let's see when I'd like to arrive in that thread... Which post do I want to bring to the present?

"I exit out while still in shock (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

'While in Shock, I shoot the Evilness Laser everywhere at the Three gods and Sweg Dragon. The electrocution would increase the damage of the Evilness Laser by a BIG Margin. I keep shooting while electrocuted, relentlessly. -SuperSpyChase'"

Ah yes. This post seems like the perfect thing to bring to the present. And seeing as this counts as an attack against me...

I now absorb the dark forces of Spy/Sonar's electrified Evilness Laser, to form an evil force beyond any other...

The unstoppable ' Dark Plasma Leviathan! '

I no longer feel any emotions towards anyone. Ans I'll stop at nothing to eradicate every single life form on this planet.

I fire a blast of pure Dark Plasma Energy at Sonar.

And don't even THINK about beginning to accuse me of godmodding.