Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25651575-20180610213102/@comment-25651575-20180616171039

Type: Sparky, if you want to get technical about this, I'm in control of everyone here as I'm running the thread - I allow others to act, but ultimately I decide their fate. That said, let's go through your supposed course of action were you entirely in control of yourself:

"I decide to be my usual Story Arc self and bend the rules of reality" - we've been through this one. It's a classic catch-22 situation.

"I punch the guy for infinity damage and inflict Burning for infinity damage for infinity seconds" - infinity isn't a real thing, it's a concept. If it were real, the universe wouldn't be able to physically handle the kind of force you're claiming to inflict, so you'd probably just end up causing absolutely everything in the universe to collapse in on itself infinitely fast and into an infinitely small area; this would likely then result in another "big bang" (checkmate, theists), and the universe would start all over again. So yeah, we're not going there.

"If he somehow punches back, I'm unaffected due to minuscule layers of double supported shield" - so the guy just punches the shield, and the shield knocks into you. Aggron... Just Aggron had the right idea with a force-field.

"a paradox because I cannot possibly resist the guy or punch him out yet I just did and also bending the rules, resulting in the crashing of this forum game" - paradoxes can easily be circumvented by refusing to listen to reason, a skill we apparently have in common with each other.

"I'll let the guy punch me. AgAiN AnD AgAiN" - that would be beating a dead horse.

"I'll have some fun with you, Axboi! Ehehe~" - uh... c- call me.

"then walk out of Axboi's computer screen" - I kinda expected this to be followed up by "and into the real world!" but that would be too much fun, and would also sound suspiciously like a line from a bad Steam visual novel that just so happens to have an 18+ patch available on the dev's website.

Anyway, it probably wouldn't work.

404 found is punched out by the guy's mother, who the guy was trying to visit before you all started attacking him for literally no reason other than proving that you can.

Airtoum's lengthy "that's it" is met with confused glares from passers-by about why someone is T-posing in the middle of the street.

EndermanR169's first revive attempt works, but after dying again it fails to work. Reality refuses to have its momentary lapse of avarice exploited for a meme.

XXPhoenix888's revive attempt doesn't even work the first time. Once again, reality has been drinking, and drunks are not noted for their consistent judgment.

I didn't spend the past two days writing this, by the way - I just had more important matters to attend to, like coursework and fuelling my own self-hatred.