Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20181114032901/@comment-27121914-20181115110445


 * Bom bom bom!
 * Bodom bodom!
 * The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
 * And he said to the man, running the stand:
 * "Hey!"
 * (Bom bom bom!)
 * "Got any grapes?"
 * And then the man said, "I'm sorry sir, but we don't sell any grapes on a lemonade stand."
 * And so the duck walked away.
 * Till the very next day!
 * Bom bom bom, bodom, bodom bom!
 * Bom bom bom!
 * Bodom bodom!
 * The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
 * And he said to the man, running the stand.
 * "Hey!"
 * (Bom bom bom!)
 * "Got any grapes?"
 * And then the man grabbed a hunting rifle, and did a trifle;
 * He has shot the duck down, knocking it down, then brought it back to his town.
 * BREAKING NEWS: Lemonade stand worker arrested for poaching the last of a critically endangered duck species.
 * Jake English, someone who works at a lemonade stand, has driven the Badly-Drawn Ducks into extinction for asking for grapes.
 * "It annoyed me, and I was thinking of eating a delicious duck!", said Jake. "But... but... I didn't know it was the last of its kind!"


 *  Jake... why...?
 *  There goes our one-man lemonade business, run buy the person who made the most delicious lemonade in the entire world, bringing in millions of dollars as a result.
 *  Hmm... hang on, what's better than being a company that makes everything!
 *  Great idea! Let's begin!
 * The company has been renamed once again.
 * ACME Corporation. A Company that Makes Everything.