Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180322053421/@comment-26877467-20180328040929

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XXPhoenix888 tells The Rocket that HushedHalls will never be verified and that Bloodlust is trash. The Rocket gets mad at XXPhoenix888 and boosts them forwards, but then veers them off the track and smashes them into a tree. Oof, more high impact. Don't get The Rocket mad at you, either get it mad at someone ahead of you or make it want something that you'll give to it if it helps you win the race.

Vaguebuild gets a fire flower and throws two fireballs forwards. One of them hits EpicToast 2 and the other hits EndermanR169. EpicToast 2 gets hurt, but EndermanR169's mech protects them. However, it does do 5 points of damage to the mech.

Psychomaniac14 creates a force field around them to make them more streamlined and aerodynamic. However, it doesn't help enough to make any significant difference. (by itself at least, another thing with the same amount of boost will, together with this, give you 5 extra meters)

Oiniteoderfla12 tries to fix their hoverboard with a wrench. They are able to reduce the repair time by 1 turn. (meaning that at the end of this turn it will be functional again)

Aggron... Just Aggron tries to push open the door, but there is a wedge keeping it closed.

Psychomaniac14 creates a cubic foot of Osmium on top of Oiniteoderfla12. That's 28316.8kg, or 62428 lbs. Yeah. Oiniteoderfla12 is crushed.

Aggron... Just Aggron pulls open the door, accidentially kicking the wedge away.

EpicToast pulls on the door, but it's a push door!

EndermanR169 flies over the door with their flying mech suit.

Aggron... Just Aggron sets up a trap at the door such that the next person to open it will be knocked 5m back.

TheContestant437 pushes on the door, but it needs to be pulled.

Psychomaniac14 flies over the wall and door completely.

EpicToast pushes on the door, opening it but setting off the trap knocking them back 5m!

EpicToast 2 pulls on the door, but it's a push door!

Current Standings
Players:

'''Aggron... Just Aggron': 105m, 6th place''


 * Fresh

XXPhoenix888: 120 m, 2nd place
 * Recovering from severe impact (1 turn left)
 * The Rocket
 * Expresses emotions throught the Geometry Dash difficulty icons.
 * Current face: Insane

S0mePVZfan: 120m, 2nd place


 * Fresh

Sonar553: 120m, 2nd place


 * Energetic
 * Second degree burns
 * One small third degree burn
 * Riding a flying carpet
 * Safari planned next August

404 found: 120m, 2nd place


 * Inertial Dampener with High Energy Focus


 * Extra Inertia
 * Omnikey

Oiniteoderfla12: 125m, 1st place

CookieCookieNomNom: 90m, 13th place
 * Hoverboard
 * Glue-repelling shoes
 * Past the door
 * Ultra-crushed under cubic foot of Osmium weighing 28316.8kg (62428 lbs)


 * Burned (get this healed)
 * 3rd degree burns

Vaguebuild: 95m, 10th place


 * Rocket Launcher (disabled, 3 turns left)
 * Only in underwear and a bandage on leg
 * Ate something spicy
 * Fire flower (can throw fireballs and will save you from one hit)

TheContestant437: 100m, 8th place


 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burn

Psychomaniac14: 105m, 6th place

EpicToast: 95m, 10th place
 * Alcubierre drive (space compressor) with EMP armor (disabled, 2 turns left)
 * Wearing hydrophobic cellulite cloak
 * Flying
 * Aerodynamic shield (10 turns of oxygen left)

EpicToast 2: 100m, 8th place
 * Averting eyes

EndermanR169: 95m, 10th place
 * Averting eyes
 * Mech with lasers capable of flight (95/100 HP)
 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burn

 Entities: 

EpicToast's Car: 15m

Glue: 25m

Fire wall: 35m

Pit filled with marbles, trains, vans, and fire: 50m

Invader Zim: 0.5 lightyears away

Fake finish line (experienced by 1 player): 55m

Fire trail: 70m

Crater: 75m

Asteroid: 140m

Map:

Starting line (0m)

1st obstacle (100m)

2nd obstacle (150m)

...

Finish line (1000m)

Have you been keeping an eye on Invader Zim the whole time?