Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29566742-20161210182246/@comment-29566742-20161218193835

You know why I am called the spider-man. Because I really like to web. I eat all the spiders... I drink all the cobwebs... I enlarge slowly, slowly it is getting faster, CENSORED faster, that the speed of the light!

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