Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27789845-20160401161456/@comment-29106585-20160402045500

Helen Keller walks into a bar.

And a table.

And a chair.

The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve time travellers here."

A time traveller walks into a bar.

A: "The party was really emotional."

B: "Really?!"

A: Yeah. Even the cake was in tiers.

Dark humour is like food. Not everyone gets it.

My friend thinks he's smart. He said that onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a durian at his face.

What's the only difference between you and a plate of dog poop?

You don't have a plate.