Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26415679-20160519165657/@comment-28741271-20160522085031

Oh, I forgot something.

Apply high-proof ethanol (like 151 rum) or 90% isopropyl alcohol to Kane. It'll protect him from melting.

* Analysis: The popsicle is being inserted into the volcano.

* Chance of eruption: 100%

 Burn Baby Burn  +  Ice Ice Baby  =  Hot   Icy Ba by .