Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-37631542-20181126125349/@comment-26877467-20181128215658

??? (404 found) is frustrated with reality and demands to have free will over his identity. Reality is spooked and a voice in '''??? (404 found)s head says "ok, go right ahead"

N/A (XXPhoenix888) attempts to stack 10 bottles with bottle flips. ROLL FOR BOTTLE #1

19! You nail it! ROLL FOR BOTTLE #2

19! You nail it! ROLL FOR BOTTLE #3

5! The whole tower falls over. Not bad, I must say. You have cast a level 2 bottlestack spell. ( +5 hydrokinesis )

??? 2 (Oiniteoderfla12) falls from the sky. 7 of their legs get completely broken, and a quarter of another leg gets broken as well. Some of the legs got broken so badly they got torn completely off. ??? 2 (Oiniteoderfla12) gets up on their remaining 1 and 3 fourths legs.

N/A (XXPhoenix888) sees '''??? 2 (Oiniteoderfla12)'''. "Hey, you alright? Let's flip some stuff!"

N/A (XXPhoenix888) summons 4 more bottles and attempts to flip them all on his first try, eediot!

ROLL FOR BOTTLE #11

8! You successfully flip the bottle! ROLL FOR BOTTLE #12

20! You flip the bottle with such beauty that the flipping gods bestow upon you an enchanted golden water bottle. (acquired Enchanted Golden Water Bottle ) ROLL FOR BOTTLE #13

19! You successfully flip the bottle! ROLL FOR BOTTLE #14

18! You successfully flip the bottle! You have cast a level 4 bottleflip spell! (acquired Scroll of Orientation )

Rhombulus (Btd456Creeper) walks up to '''??? 2 (Oiniteoderfla12)''' and asks for permission to use some of the legs that have fallen off. ??? 2 (Oiniteoderfla) is in too much pain and is distracted by N/A (XXPhoenix888) to answer, so Rhombulus (Btd456Creeper) just snags a pair of legs and leaves.

''SUDDENLY, a foreboding draft drifts through everybody as they turn to see a figure on the horizon. Who could it be?''

World
Skynne (Alu Card 9999) Rhombulus (Btd456Creeper) ??? (404 found)
 * +1 Anger
 * Munificent Frigates Pastry
 * +6 HP
 * -4 Morality
 * +4 Happiness
 * Two of ??? 2 (Oiniteoderfla12)'s legs

N/A (XXPhoenix888) ??? 2 (Oiniteoderfla12) ??? 3
 * +5 Hydrokinesis
 * Enchanted Golden Water Bottle
 * Knocks back enemies and slices things on a disk up to 2 meters away when flipped.
 * +10 HP when drank
 * Scroll of Orientation
 * Can change the orientation of a thing or person to whatever you want. This counts as a teleport if it is used in the positional sense. All definitions of the word "orientation" are manipulable.
 * Bottle #1
 * Bottle #2
 * Bottle #3
 * Bottle #4
 * Bottle #5
 * Bottle #6
 * Bottle #7
 * Bottle #8
 * Bottle #9
 * Bottle #10
 * Bottle #11
 * Bottle #12
 * Bottle #13
 * Bottle #14
 * -7.25 legs
 * On the horizon
 * Foreboding
 * Probably just a guy selling umbrellas