Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-7395353-20161009015307/@comment-27080660-20161019011503



Suddenly, with a blinding flash of lightning…

I, Sweg Dragon, have returned and awoken after over 10 threads.

Bring it on.

I summon a massive Mecha Dragon, and hop inside it.

MekaDragon: System starting…

<span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Audiowide;color:#00ffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Rebooting… 25%

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Audiowide;color:#00ffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Rebooting… 50%

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Audiowide;color:#00ffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Rebooting complete.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Audiowide;color:#00ffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Primary engine controls online.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Audiowide;color:#00ffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Primary weapons systems online.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Audiowide;color:#00ffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Defense protocol initiated.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Audiowide;color:#00ffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Activating adamantium shell.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Audiowide;color:#00ffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Activating laser cannons.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Audiowide;color:#00ffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Loading control module…

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Audiowide;color:#00ffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Welcome, Sweg Dragon.

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:14.6667px;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;background-color:initial;">I grab the <span style="background-color:initial;color:rgb(255,0,0);text-shadow:rgb(255,127,0)0px1px0px,rgb(255,255,0)0px2px0px,rgb(127,255,0)0px3px0px,rgb(0,255,0)0px4px0px,rgb(0,255,127)0px5px0px,rgb(0,255,255)0px6px0px,rgb(0,127,255)0px7px0px,rgb(0,0,255)0px8px0px,rgb(127,0,255)0px9px0px,rgb(255,0,255)0px10px0px,rgb(255,0,127)0px11px0px,rgb(255,0,0)0px12px0px;">Rainbow Gaster Blaster,  and crush it in my jaws. I then fire a massive barrage of missiles and lasers at anything that moves. <p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">I begin charging the Mega Laser Cannon. (1/3)

<p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">I activate my Adamantium Shell, which renders me immune to any physical attacks. Only special attacks such as lasers can hit me.