Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20180909004630/@comment-24314595-20181001214410

Pixelcat: Ender, do you see anything?

Ender: (looking through scope) Hmmm... There are two guys with a shopping cart heading over the mountain. Looks like they have a yellow key.

16bitcat: Can you get them?

Ender: They're too fast for the scope. Realisticat, go after them.

Realisticat: Gotcha. (runs towards the mountain with the shotgun in hand)

Drift: Hey, cat. I found some of these for you. You might want to use them.

(Drift hands Realisticat a pair of shockwave grenades)

Realisticat: How do I use them?

Drift: To get there quickly, throw one at the ground and jump. The blast will propel you forward.

(Realisticat shockwave impulses to the shopping cart, shoots both guys, grabs the key, and shockwave impulses back)

16bitcat: Three out of eight. Niiiiiice.

Pixelcat: Up there! Where Kevin was!

Ender: Huh? (looks and gets shot) AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

Pixelcat: I got you. Have this medkit. I think you might need it.

(Drift builds Ender a shack to heal up in)

(Endercat takes a burst rifle from the ground, chugs a shield potion, and runs to where Kevin used to be)

[POW]

Endercat: Hey, a glass of juice!

16bitcat: DON'T DRINK IT YET. That restores 75 health or shield.

Endercat: Here, you hold onto it, then. (tosses 16bitcat the Slurp Juice)

16bitcat: Wait a minute... This looks funky. (gulp)

(16bitcat starts choking on something)

Drift: !

(Drift runs up to 16bitcat and does the Heimlich on her)

(The green key flies out of her mouth and impales itself into the side of a sandhill)

Ender: Disgusting, but that's 4/8.

Pixelcat: Keep searching.