Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26869370-20161226010442/@comment-27677136-20161226144022

Some of these posts aren't even physics-related, but whatever...

Newton's Three Laws of Motion - Updated Version:


 * 1) An object will remain stationary or continue travelling at a uniform speed unless acted upon by drama.


 * 1) Force is equal to the change in blah blah blah... Nobody gets this one, moving on...


 * 1) For every action, there is an equal and opposite slap in the face.