Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26054072-20160912192728/@comment-24314595-20170203012358

Me: (flips open cell phone)

Me: Um, yeah. Can I get them extra spicy? ... Oh, sure! Pile on the ghost chilis! ... Yeah, sure. I'm in a dungeon. ... Alright, thanks!

Me: (hangs up)

Me: (sniff) Mmmmm, spicy. These'd be great for destroying THEM. (puts peppers in bombs)