Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24286619-20170629062827/@comment-28122105-20170709210910

I feed the machine some Trail Mix, activating Turbo Mode!

In Turbo Mode, the machine can attack once every turn. In addition, previous effects will remain for the rest of the battle, such as the magnetism. Alternatively, it could spend 2 turns to perform a Self Destruct for massive damage. To everyone except me.

'''WARNING!!! THE MACHINE WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN TWO MORE TURNS. TAKE COVER. OH, WAIT, YOU CAN'T, BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL STILL STUCK TO THE MACHINE.'''

MUAHAHAHAHA!