Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-7395353-20181124132849/@comment-26877467-20181128153615

Someone dropped a spooky inky black vial of an unknown potion?

WHY WOULD I NOT DRINK IT?!

1. Drink it!

Airtoum feels a bit weird.


 * 1) Airtoum keels over and dies.
 * 2) Airtoum grows wings.
 * 3) Airtoum becomes invincible and punches the Amalgam of Obscurity and Rage.
 * 4) Who cares what happens to Airtoum? You punch the Amalgam of Obscurity and Rage.
 * 5) Who cares what happens to Airtoum? You chase after Phoenix.
 * 6) Who cares what happens to Airtoum? You state another obscure game as a reference.
 * 7) Nothing happens to Airtoum except disappointment.
 * 8) Who cares what happens to Airtoum? You throw [something] at the Amalgam of Obscurity and Rage.
 * 9) Who cares what happens to Airtoum? You throw [someone] at the Amalgam of Obscurity and Rage.
 * 10) Who cares what happens to Airtoum? You ignore the Amalgam of Obscurity and Rage.
 * 11) Who cares what happens to Airtoum? You run away!
 * 12) Who cares what happens to anyone? You begin an existential crisis.