Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20180220135532/@comment-27790518-20180221011152

Well, if I have unlimited power, I'm strong enough to not disintegrate away, and besides, I can rek those people easily.

So, '''yes. Give me the unlimited power. '''

That button over there will summon a Good Genie that will grant all your wishes as you expect them to be.

BUT, two other genies, a Bad, and a Troll, will corrupt your wish AND grant your wish literally, respectively.