Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28741271-20160408061640/@comment-27028231-20160409165138

Once upon a cookie, a boy named Temmie lived under a tree. Then, Kappa killed him! But, insurance covered the costs until InsuranceCo revoked the cheese!

Afterwards, the family ate Temmie for breakfast after some coke party. Temmie was dead.

...Right? Wrong!

It just vomited sporks out on its table infinitely. But, satanic cubes dunked on Sans with pickles