Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25769855-20170116150607/@comment-29646689-20170123224453

I use a faster-than-light spaceship to catch up.

I steal it and unlock it. MY TURNIP

I put the turnip hidden in the Project Nexus Research Facility, guarded by everybody from the Madness Combat Universe.

and no, you cannot bribe them or teleport the turnip.