Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26336673-20171102031736

Hey guys! A little rebirth, called...

Make History as Interestingly Boring as Possible.

What do you do? You make up history, but say it in the most boring way as possible. Make the facts REALLY outlandish, but have a really boring British narrator speak it. For example:

<1983 BC> In 1983 BC, the world of Turkahnostan invaded the aliens from Asgard. Although the Turkahnostanians were successful in repelling the invasion, Turkahnostan suffered heavy losses. Its judge, Klover Maxima III, delivered a grieving message to the world, addressing its bravery and its losses, and telling the world to stand up and face invasion when it came again.

Something like that. Basically, make fantasy boring.

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