Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20180521210946/@comment-7395353-20180617121717

Apparently there's only one planet actually orbiting it. I push that one closer to the star until the surface melts, revealing the box.

Then I grapple the box, wait for it to cool off, and throw it into the Large Hadron Collider, leaving only the original, indestructible turnip.

MY TURNIP.

I throw it back into the Large Hadron Collider and put portals so it will never exit it on its own.