Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180622030441/@comment-26073440-20180723193430

(Methinks he is on mobile. I AM TOO!

I jump onto the pile, me and my knives. And forks. And mercury.

EVENTS
 * Some mercury spills on Colorus. He gets slightly burned.
 * A knife cuts into Hekapoo. However, she melts it afterwards.
 * I eat the remains of the melted knife.

CONTENTS
 * B1 Battle Droid
 * Understands the fourth dimension well
 * Slightly rusted
 * Totem of Colorus
 * Painted
 * Knocked over
 * Colorus, the Paint God
 * Mourning GD Cube's death
 * Has $240,963.70
 * Has an empty Paint Pouch
 * Slightly burned
 * Paint gun
 * Covered in salt
 * Whittling knife
 * Covered in salt
 * Woodworking book
 * Covered in salt
 * Upside Down Portal
 * Looks like a normal gravity portal
 * Has salt stuck to it by paint
 * This drawing
 * Hekapoo
 * Wearing a Thneed hat covered in salt
 * Covered in salt
 * Cut
 * Aggron... Just Aggron
 * Covered in paint.
 * Has his food sources.