Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24314595-20160918201400/@comment-24314595-20160919165927

Oh, just wait.

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\o/ Geez.

{'-'} Hold up! Where's your amulet?

\o/ Right here.

{'-'} WE HAVE A NEW CONTESTANT!!!!!

\o/ WHAT!?

{'-'} Please, sir. What is your name?

\o/ My name is... Phil...

{'-'} Everyone welcome, PHIL!!!!!


 * Applause*

{'-'} The rules of the game are that I give you a question and you have to answer it. The last contestant didn't do too well. He got.......

(2 hours later)

{'-'} And THAT'S why you don't eat avocados at midnight!

\o/ Um......

{'-'} Your first question:

What is the name of the shopkeeper?