Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25358024-20151130174123/@comment-29106585-20151203010718

I 3600 lightspeedscope the steel chest and use whatever weapons I find inside against all the vicious attackers who dare to harm the Almighty Vending Machine.

I banish Nicki Minaj to hell forever. No one will rescue her now!

I launch 1337 fireballs each at every attacker. Then i stuff lighted weed into their nostrils.