Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28741271-20151222213357/@comment-28741271-20151226101224

"Spamming water jets at Thraothoc since this reply"


 * Thralthoc blocked the water jets using his shield!

"Fire in the hole! I shoot Beholder's eye with a blinding laser"


 * 400 damage! Beholder is temporarily blinded!

"Arrows and fireballs fly towards Praetorian and Jack"


 * 300 damage to both Bots!

"I eat a quarter of the Mac, I guess, and leave the rest onn the sandy floor for the other Annoying Entities"


 * You ate a quarter of the Huge Mac.


 * You ejected that Burger on the sandy floor using the Left Xator Cannon!
 * Viridian and Vermillion ate that Burger! They are now fully healed!
 * Rising: You guys are totally OK with food that fell on the ground? Eww.

"Rrobertus02 heals his companions using holy magic"


 * Sans and Lenny are healed by 200 HP!

"Rrobertus02 instructs all of his companions to attack Beholder"


 * 600 damage!

"My answer: Because he was not driving! He's walking on the sidewalk"


 * Thralthoc: Correct!

"I instruct Viridian and Vermillion to attack Beholder"


 * 400 damage!

"I stab Beholder with my lightsaber"


 * You stabbed Beholder right in the eye! 100 damage!

"I use my shuriken to cut Beholder's head"


 * The Beholder has no head! Instead, you threw it right in the eye. 100 damage!

"My ice staff created 2 Icemen that are lasting for 3 turns, and I instruct them to attack Beholder"


 * You created 2 Icemen! (50/50) They're man-sized Ice Golems.


 * 200 damage! The Beholder is rekt!

REKT BY: Trinket9


 * Trinket got the Beholder's Eye and the Beholder's Soul!


 * Trinket got a Desert Crystal Shard!

"Answer: Because you can't take a picture with a wooden leg, you need a camera"


 * Thralthoc: Correct!

"Cybermammoth and Sanglacius continues hacking through Praetorian's AHPs"


 * 15 hacking damage!

"I use Grando Tenebris to fry Jack's operating system, and let Gersavius pawn him"


 * Jack absorbed the electricity and gained 1 AP!


 * Gervasius swung his Fire Sword at Jack. 400 damage!

"My weapons have so much LOVE :P"


 * Level Of ViolencE.

"My companions and I get out of the sand"


 * You and your companions got out of sand!

"I instruct Undyne to shoot from the front"


 * 200 damage!

"I instruct Edicus to shoot from the back"


 * 200 damage!

"My skellies shoot from both sides"


 * 200 damage!

"My sharks bite from bottom to top"


 * 200 damage!

"I use magic from my Aquavinea to hit his face"


 * 200 damage!

"I hit my drill at Mickey"


 * You're filled with determination! Mickey got dunked on!

REKT BY: Elmfern (A plant)


 * The resulting blow destroyed the Upgrade Kit in your Inventory!


 * Mickey: I'll come back with more corrupted creatures!


 * Mickey's soul then retreats to Fortress Thathorus.


 * Elmfern got a Supersoul, the Mickey Cannon and the Kappastone!


 * Elmfern got the Ocean Crystal!

"I ask Robertus for Tundra Shard A, so I can combine the three to form the Tundra Crystal"


 * Robertus: Sure! Why not?

"Hackey5 uses his powers over the undead to command Sans Lvl 1 to attack Jack and Cyborg Papyrus Lvl 1 to each attack the Beholder"
 * You got Tundra Crystal Shard A from Robertus and then combined the 3 Shards!


 * 200 damage!


 * The Beholder is already dead!

"Hackey5 uses the Illumina Lvl 15 to launch a gulf of fire over the Beholder"


 * The Beholder is already dead!

"Hackey5 takes a moment to renergise the Ocovulent Lvl 1"

"XSlayer attacks Beholder using his electric gloves"
 * The Ocuvolent is fully healed!


 * The Beholder is already dead!

"Avis attacks Beholder"


 * The Beholder is already dead!

"Snoop Dogg continues to stun Beholder with Weed"


 * The Beholder is already dead!

Inventory
Rrobertus02: IceKane: Aeronox51: Hackey5: Elmfern (A plant): RisingFire2654: Trinket9: XSlayer300:
 * Lazarus (Lvl 15) (Fire/Dark)
 * Electro Fieryphone (Lvl 11) (Fire/Electric) (Can emits non-elemental or elemental Etzer screams) (Can stun enemies)
 * Divine Launcher (Lvl 8) (Holy) (Can shoots either Holy Lasers or Holy Missiles)
 * Infernal Flamethrower (Lvl 7) (Fire/Dark)
 * Severus (Lvl 15) (Fire/Dark) (Can spook enemies)
 * Fireaxe (Lvl 1) (Fire)
 * Shotgun (Lvl 1)
 * Sanglacius (Lvl 11) (Ice/Dark/Tech) (Can spook enemies)
 * Grando Tenebris (Lvl 10) (Ice/Electric/Dark)
 * Frostferno: Used to upgrade a weapon into a Lvl 15 Fire/Ice weapon
 * Resurrector
 * HacknetOS (Lvl 4) (Multihack)
 * Factorem (Lvl 3) (KeyCrack.exe: 3/3)
 * Mjolnir (Lvl 10) (Electric/Ice/Holy)
 * Anduril (Lvl 15) (Fire/Ice)
 * Lennite: Used to upgrade a weapon into a Lvl 15 Non-elemental weapon. The material's element can be changed. The upgraded weapon will have a chance to summon Lenny
 * Horrium: Used to upgrade a weapon into a Lvl 15 Dark weapon
 * Illumina (Lvl 15) (Fire/Ice/Dark) (Brainwash: 0/3)
 * Divine Cannon (Lvl 4) (Holy)
 * Demon Blaster (Lvl 2) (Dark/Fire)
 * Minishark (Lvl 1)
 * 8 Life Potions
 * Evolution Potion
 * Resurrector
 * Petrafolium Terebrius (Lvl 17) (Grass/Rock/Ground) (Calm: 4/4) (Multiarrow: 0/3)
 * Aquavinea (Lvl 13) (Grass/Water) (Tranquility: 0/4)
 * Meatball (Flail) (Lvl 7) (Dark)
 * Seedshark (Lvl 1)
 * Skeleshark Soul A
 * Skeleshark Soul B
 * Skeleshark Soul C
 * Supersoul (Lvl 20)
 * Ocean Crystal
 * Mickey Cannon (Lvl 20) (Can change element)
 * Kappastone: Used to upgrade a weapon to a Lvl 20 Weapon that can changes element.
 * Infernoplex (Lvl 14) (Fire/Psychic) (Super-effective against Skeletons)
 * Feral Flare (Lvl 13) (Fire/Ice/Fighting)
 * Etherblaze (Lvl 12) (Fire/Ghost) (Sear)
 * Tundra Crystal
 * Boss Orb G: Contains [REDACTED] which drops 1/3 of the Superdrill.
 * Boss Orb H: Contains [REDACTED] which drops 1/3 of the Superdrill.
 * Boss Orb I: Contains [REDACTED] which drops 1/3 of the Superdrill.
 * Lightsaber (Electric) (Lvl 5)
 * Ice Staff (Ice) (Lvl 5)
 * Shuriken (Lvl 5)
 * Beholder Soul
 * Beholder's Eye: Used to upgrade a weapon into a Lvl 17 weapon that can fire lasers.
 * Desert Crystal Shard.
 * Gunblade (Lvl 5)
 * Lightning Gloves (Lvl 5) (Electric)

Locations
 Overworld 

3 Player Souls (Nerdy, Zombiz and Shan' souls) appeared here and they turned into 3 more Starter Chests!  The Crimson 
 * Factorem (Lvl 3) (KeyCrack.exe: 3/3)
 * Starter Chest C (Claimed by TheDemon24190)
 * Starter Chest D
 * Starter Chest E
 * Starter Chest F
 * Crimson Portal
 * Corruption Portal
 * Tundra Portal
 * Beach Portal
 * Jungle Portal
 * Dungeon Portal

Waiting for Aeronox to come back.  The Corruption 
 * Aeronox51 (Programmer) (Mech Rider) (Android) (Tech) (3800/3800)
 * Deimos (Serving Aeronox) (Ridden by Aeronox) (Warp Device) (Thermostat) (Lvl 5) (100/100)
 * Overworld Portal

But nobody came...  Beach 
 * Overworld Portal

But nobody came...  Ocean 
 * Overworld Portal

Looks like a good time to use the Souls.  Tundra 
 * Elmfern (A plant) (Arbor) (Boss Slayer) (Grass) (1900/1900)
 * Edicus (Water/Flying) (Lvl 1) (Serving Elmfern) (Ridden by Elmfern) (500/1000)
 * Undyne (Water) (Lvl 1) (Serving Elmfern) (1000/1000)
 * Elmfern's Skeleton Sniper (Lvl 1) (50/50)
 * Elmfern's Skeleton Spearman (Lvl 1) (50/50)
 * Elmfern's Shark A (Water) (Lvl 1) (50/50)
 * Elmfern's Shark B (Water) (Lvl 1) (50/50)
 * Elmfern's Shark C (Water) (Lvl 1) (50/50)
 * Elmfern's Shark D (Water) (Lvl 1) (50/50)

But nobody came…  Desert (Blizzard: 2/5, Hailstorm: 2/5) 
 * Overworld Portal

Thralthoc's shield expired!

Thralthoc took 400 damage from the weather!

Thralthoc telekinetically lifted a Cactus using the Force and threw it at Trinket really hard! 500 damage!

Thralthoc switched Eligius to Lightsaber mode and slashed Avis! 200 damage!

Thralthoc switched Eligius to Sniper mode and quickscoped Sans! 200 damage!

Praetorian used Praetor Dash against Lenny! 750 damage!

Jack smashed Gervasius for 1000 damage!  Dungeon 
 * Rrobertus02 (Moderator) (Angel) (Night Owl) (Boss Slayer) (Holy) (2000/3000)
 * Cyborg Papyrus (Serving Robertus) (Lvl 1) (600/600)
 * Sans (Serving Robertus) (Lvl 1) (400/600)
 * Lenny (Serving Robertus) (Lvl 1) (50/1000)
 * Trinket9 (Jedi) (1500/2000)
 * Viridian (Lvl 1) (Serving Trinket) (600/600) (Casts Grass elemental attacks)
 * Vermillion (Lvl 1) (Serving Trinket) (600/600) (Casts Fire elemental attacks)
 * IceKane (Glacies) (Cryomancer) (Ice) (2000/3000)
 * Gervasius (Lvl 1) (2000/3000) (Fire/Ice)
 * Cybermammoth (Lvl 1) (2000/3000) (Ice/Tech)
 * Hackey5 (Bureaucrat) (Tenebris) (Necromancer) (Dark) (4000/4000) (Shield: Until the Ocuvolent is defeated)
 * Ocuvolent (Dark/Flying) (Serving Hackey) (Ridden by Hackey) (Lvl 1) (Shields the rider until defeated) (200/400)
 * RisingFire2654 (Ignis) (Fireforger) (Fire) (3800/3800)
 * Queen Bee (Bug/Flying) (Lvl 1) (Serving Rising) (2000/2000)
 * Aquarius (Dragon/Water) (Lvl 1) (Serving Rising) (2900/3000) (Rex Cannon: Can change element)
 * Ugaxator (Tech) (Lvl 1) (Serving Rising) (Ridden by Rising) (7500/7500) (Xator Cannons: Acts 2 times per turn) (Diving Mode: Can dive into large bodies of Water or Magma and create waterproof or magmaproof shields)
 * XSlayer300 (2000/2000)
 * Avis (Dog) (Lvl 1) (400/600)
 * Snoop Dogg (Lvl 1) (600/600) (Casts Marijuana-related attacks)
 * Thralthoc, the Lord of Greed (BOSS) (Fire/Dark) (1650/6000) (Drops an Antimatter Capsule: Used to upgrade a weapon into a Lvl 20 Sci-Fi themed weapon) (Drops Eligius: Lvl 20 Non-elemental Laser Carbine that can turn into a Lightsaber) (Demon Lord: Miniature Demon Portals open and demons come out of them) (Blocks weak attacks) (Can teleport: 50% Dodge rate) (High accuracy) (Can bend space, creating portals) (Sith: Can use the Force) (Bad Time: Acts 3 times per round)
 * Praetorian (BOSS) (Tech) (2250/4000) (AHP: 25/50) (Drops a Desert Crystal Fragment upon defeat or upon becoming a Companion) (Drops a Lvl 17 Lightsaber)
 * Jack (BOSS) (Tech) (2650/4000) (AHP: 45/50) (Drops a Desert Crystal Fragment upon defeat or upon becoming a Companion)
 * Overworld Portal

But nobody came...  Jungle 
 * Overworld Portal
 * Dungeon Gate: Requires the Ocean Crystal, the Desert Crystal and the Tundra Crystal to open it. Summons Skeletron upon opened.

But nobody came...
 * Overworld Portal

3 turns until day.