Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25358024-20151130174123/@comment-27022259-20151130234920

I find MC HAMMER, who then hands me a hammer, and hits NerdyMSP over the head with it. I then proceed to pick up his log and continue work, to where I give up and start blasting it with my photon cannon I totally had before this game began. The vending machine, unfortunately, is photon-proof. I begin to bewilder myself.