Thread:TimewornKaiju/@comment-26877467-20181128164719

You made a mistake by viewing this post. This will be your worst nightmare.

ONCE UPON A TIME. There was a horror game based on a horror movie. The game cartrige was haunted and the protagonist dies. THE END. Or is it?

So, how's school? I hope your biology class assigning lots of homework. About SPIDERS. And that you're getting educated on parasites by watching graphic videos of them entering and exiting people's body. Especially ones on the Tounge-Eating Louse.

If you're instead in the pathogen unit, that's also good. But not as good as Jake the Dog wearing a diaper.

I've heard that you don't play Town of Salem anymore, since others were getting salty and bickering over stupid things. That must have been a long time ago. Remember what you did on Wikia a long time ago? When you were 12-13 years old?

Oh wow, my computer just lagged a whole lot. I couldn't do anything for a whole minute. Sorry, I hope I'm not boring you.

(I'm not going to make jokes about stress or mood swings)

What do you think about LHUGUENY? I heard their content is so horrible you can't even laugh at it, and their works are super earwormy.

[Play back one of their songs in your head now.]

HEY, remember that one time when Sonar and Ender had a fight about 8 months ago? Sorry to bring this back up to haunt you, but it's just because i'm JOHN CENA

*theme plays*

I'm sorry, I just didn't know de way. I only know how to infect your phone with a virus.

OH. OH WOW. REMEMBER WHEN THE FORUM GOT WIPED? AND WHEN THE ORIGINAL FGA SERVER WAS DELETED? AND ALL THOSE TIMES WHEN THE CHANNELS GOT PURGED

Also, I got a message from Oiniteo. He demands that you make the fanciest text possible. If you fail to comply, he'll call me out for making this up. ALso he's 14

I need attention. I'm going to ping everyone on discord. Anyone who gets upset will be a permenant enemy of mine and our feud will carry down to our great-grandchildren.

Also, pretty much all of this is a lie. If you call me out on it, I'll call your mom jay.

etc. 