Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-5460233-20160404115935/@comment-27080660-20160404224348

To show I'm not a heartless monster, I catch the baby midair and cradle it for a bit, calming it down. I then gently pick it up in my talons and slowly put it in it's grateful mother's hands, smiling.

...I then turn around and melt Geo's face off.