Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20161223133255

 DISCLAIMER   : I didn't create this game in the first place.

According to Wikipedia: Fortunately, Unfortunately is a word game first played at conventions of the National Puzzlers' League in the late 1980s [citation needed].


 * Thread 1.
 * Thread 2.
 * 1st Reboot (Unfinished Thread).

Instructions

 * 1) The OP will begin the story about a man named Dave. And then the next person will say something fortunate or unfortunate that happened.
 * 2) The events can get as ridiculous as possible. So Dave can go from an average man to a world savior.
 * 3) Stay appropriate.

Example

 * DoomProphet: A few days ago, a man named Dave ate a cake.
 * MaskedHyena: Fortunately, the cake was very tasty.
 * YellowBoomer: Unfortunately, it gave him stomachache.
 * Rabbite: Fortunately, he took a Tums and got better.
 * Froghurt: Unfortunately, that Tums... is a bomb!

And I shall begin!

Last Christmas, Dave received a present from Santa Claus. 