Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20180423104620/@comment-26877467-20180430172305

I create a weight 10,000,000,000,000 times as massive as the other one off to the side, and it's gravitational pull makes the other weight and you fall to the right, where you will not collide with each other.

I am being held hostage and any move to free me would get me killed.