Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27028231-20160413010513/@comment-26415679-20160417181724

9. Spider Cider.

"Would you like something to drink?"

She opened the fridge.

"We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper -"

"Spiders?"

"Spiders it is, then."

"No, that wasn't -"

But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.