Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28122105-20160605141647/@comment-26415679-20160606233137

''Mr. Pixelator received a note. It reads as follows:''

Dear Mr. Pixelator:

I regret to inform you that I have failed to retrieve the cereal. I have taken every possible precaution to avoid my death, only for my hard work to be completely nullified. My neighbour, it seems, placed an explosive decoy on his table. I have thankfully recovered from my injuries, and have completed an alternate task:

My neighbour (he tells me his name is actually Issac) is currently in my custody. As he entered his home, I knocked him unconscious and left him tied up in my basement.