Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26134218-20180105114542/@comment-30759860-20180106034814

10: Long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away Jack William the First was walking with extreme caution down the gloomy, silent, darkened roads on the planet with cities Coruscant. Out of the mist, with little to no known explaination or clues on how the following event had happened, the very roads the young prince of the long forgotten king George had been walking on suddenly burst into blue flames, rearranging themselves to form Bowser, towering over our hero. At this moment, a gunship dropped out of the air and Stormtroopers started to fire laser guns, made of charged plutonium from an ancient time machine, at Bowser, hitting him with 40% accuracy. Bowser retaliated by breathing fire at the Stormtroopers, which burnt the hair of the prince and caused him to explode into numerous ball pit balls.