Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180503134112

This might be a bad idea but let's give it a try anyway

Rules

 * 1) There is no GM, but it's a good idea to keep track of players' status effects
 * 2) No one can die, cease to exist, lose any body parts, or be paralyzed.
 * 3) Any attack sent at you will hit, unless you prepared for it before the attack was performed. You are not allowed to dodge, deflect, absorb, redirect, reflect, time travel out of the way of, teleport away from, become one with, eat, telepathically give sentience to and befriend, phase into another plane of existance in order to get out of the way of, recieve no effect from, set up defenses for, or diffuse an attack once it has been sent at you.
 * 4) You can only do one thing per post. (you can't attack and set up defenses in the same post, and you can't attack more than once)
 * 5) You can attack the other players anyway you want as long as it does not violate rule 2.
 * 6) Nothing indestructible
 * 7) You cannot be invincible
 * 8) Anything nigh-indestructible or nigh-invincible will be rounded up to indestructible/invincible and is also not allowed.
 * 9) You can set up defenses (i.e a water shield) in preparation for being attacked, but refer to Rule 3, Rule 4, Rule 6, Rule 7, and Rule 8 first.
 * 10) If someone attacked you, you can't ignore it. You must acknowledge that you were attacked and state how it affected you (I am now frozen, and I can't move. BUT I CAN STILL USE MY TELEKINESIS...)
 * 11) Lingering status effects (such as being frozen) will affect you as long as you don't do something about them. So, in the example, you'd have to unfreeze yourself or you'd be frozen forever. (see rule 1)
 * 12) You can help other players get rid of their lingering status effects.

I fall out of the sky and attempt to violate rule 2. 