Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180329052738/@comment-26877467-20180330050519

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404 found has to deal with the asteroid (see specifics below).

90! 404 found makes it around the asteroid smoothly.

CookieCookieNomNom pulls on the door and walks through it.

Vaguebuild wears slinkies on their feet, making them go faster.

404 found summons a CM-501 (an energy rifle) and shoots Invader Zim with the stun setting. It does 10 damage to Invader Zim's ship.

XXPhoenix888 summons a Blade of Justice, and uses it to helicopt themselves forward.

EpicToast tazes Invader Zim's ship, making the controls unresponsive. Invader Zim doesn't get a turn this round.

Aggron... Just Aggron throws Hadoken punches at Invader Zim, dealing 10 damage.

Btd456Creeper eats a banana.

EndermanR169, since they haven't posted what they wanna do and would not move forward at all, will be taken over by me for this turn. EndermanR169 climbs out of their mech and starts pushing it, but their bruises and burns make it harder.

Invader Zim will attack a random person with lasers or missiles. Lasers or missiles?

41! Lasers it is then! Who will they attack? (added bias for those who attacked him) [1-16]

16! That is greater than 13, the number of players, so it was one of the three who attacked him. The third one to attack him was Aggron... Just Aggron. Aggron... Just Aggron gets shot at by lasers! They slow them down, but at least they weren't missiles.

XXPhoenix888 has to deal with the asteroid. A roll of 1-80 means that they are slowed down by going around it, a roll of 81-90 means they have to work a bit to go around it, but the effect of that gets rounded down to zero unless they have a similarly effective negative debuff (XXPhoenix888 does, "Recovering from high impact"), and a roll of 91-100 means that going around it was already in their path of straight forward. You can spend an action to specify whether you go around these sorts of obstacles.

33! XXPhoenix888 has to spend extra time going around the asteroid.

S0mePVZfan has to deal with the asteroid as well.

35! S0mePVZfan has to go around it as well.

Sonar553 flies over the asteroid on their magic carpet ride.

Oiniteoderfla12 and The Rocket try to move, but can only get forward 5m this entire round.

EpicToast 2 has a 75% chance of running onto ice.

63! They run onto the ice, and have a 50% chance of slipping.

37! They slip and fall.

XXPhoenix888 shoots fireballs at Invader Zim, dealing 5 damage.

Btd456Creeper taunts EndermanR169. EndermanR169 shakes their fist back.

Vaguebuild summons an obese mother to protect them from potential lasers and missiles.

Invader Zim will attack another player. Lasers or missiles?

8! Lasers. But at who? [1-17]

12! That is less than or equal to 13, so it hits Player 12. EpicToast 2 is player 12, so they get hit by lasers.

404 found reaches the bottomless pit, and skids to a halt. Luckily, the extra inertia helped them to not fall in. Looking at the pit, it extends from the 150m line to the 160m line, and appears bottomless, but could just be really deep. The bottom is not visible. 404 found is unable to advance for the rest of this round.

Vaguebuild has a 75% chance of running on top of ice.

52! Vaguebuild is on ice. 60% chance of slipping and falling, (50% base + 10% because Slinky legs)

62! Vaguebuild keeps their balance.

EpicToast 2 has a 50% chance of slipping and falling again.

83! They keep their balance.

Btd456Creeper finishes their banana and now has nutritious Potassium in their system. But what are they gonna do with this banana peel?

TheContestant437 has a 75% chance of running onto the ice.

89! They run through the water instead.

EpicToast has a 75% chance of running over ice.

91! They run through the puddle.

EpicToast 2, on the other hand is still on the ice.

35! They slip and fall.

Vaguebuild is still on ice, and has a 60% chance of slipping and falling.

5! They slip and fall, and have to get back up.

EndermanR169 wonders how they're gonna get their mech past the wall with the door. They pull on the door anyway, even though it's gonna be a push door. Yep, it's a push door.

Invader Zim attempts to take a turn, but their controls are unresponsive.

Current Standings
Players:

'''Aggron... Just Aggron': 130m, 6th place''


 * Fresh
 * Not over ice
 * Laser'd

XXPhoenix888: 145 m, 4th place
 * Recovering from high impact (2 turns left)
 * Hoverboard
 * Blade of Justice, helicopting with, capable of launching fireballs

S0mePVZfan: 145m, 2nd place


 * Flame-dashing

Sonar553: 150m, 2nd place


 * Energetic
 * Second degree burns
 * One small third degree burn
 * Riding a flying carpet
 * Safari planned next August

404 found: 150m, 1st place


 * Inertial Dampener with High Energy Focus


 * Extra Inertia
 * Omnikey
 * Badass (50% cockiness, 50% adrenaline)

Oiniteoderfla12: 135m, 4th place

CookieCookieNomNom: 110m, 12th place
 * Hoverboard
 * Glue-repelling shoes
 * Ultra-crushed
 * The Rocket
 * Expresses emotions throught the Geometry Dash difficulty icons.
 * Current face: Hard
 * Motivation: Revenge


 * Burned (get this healed)
 * 3rd degree burns

Vaguebuild: 120m, 10th place


 * Rocket Launcher (disabled, 1 turn left)
 * Only in underwear and a bandage on leg
 * Ate something spicy
 * Fire flower (can throw fireballs and will save you from one hit)
 * Slinky legs
 * On ice

TheContestant437: 120m, 9th place


 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burn
 * Not on ice

Psychomaniac14: 135m, 6th place

EpicToast: 120m, 10th place
 * Alcubierre drive (space compressor) with EMP armor
 * Wearing hydrophobic cellulite cloak
 * Flying
 * Aerodynamic shield (8 turns of oxygen left)

EpicToast 2: 120m, 8th place
 * Not over ice

EndermanR169: 100m, 13th place
 * Laser'd
 * On ice
 * Trapped within Mech with lasers capable of flight (90/100 HP) (disabled, 2 turns left)
 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burn
 * Bungled up

 Entities: 

EpicToast's Car: 15m

Glue: 25m

Fire wall: 35m

Pit filled with marbles, trains, vans, and fire: 50m

Invader Zim: 125/150 HP

Fake finish line (experienced by 1 player): 55m

Fire trail: 70m

Crater: 75m

Asteroid: 140m

¾ Ice, ¼ Water: 120m-130m

Event

Invader Zim: Every turn, Invader Zim will attack two random people with lasers or missiles, and Zim will get a turn to do something else.

Map:

Starting line (0m)

1st obstacle (100m)

2nd obstacle (150m-160m)

...

Finish line (1000m)

@404 found, you need to deal with the pit.