Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25358024-20151208133305/@comment-25358024-20151221153432

I upgrade my Ice Spear to lvl 3 and my Hellstone Armour to lvl 2. (7 EQ used, btw)

Upgraded!

I get pissed off that Icey has been Rekt, so the Vending Machine gives me 2 cans of coke, which I accept. I drink one and give the other to Iceman.

+10 each!

Upgrading the Intervention to lvl 2.

Guess the shield is down. Juggernaut Squad 4 will attack the vending machine while their parachuting down.

-17 to VM!

Elmfern destroys Diamond Chest.

He deals 139 damage!

I upgrade Leaf Blade to lvl 4.

Upgraded!

I destroy the Platinum Chest.

'''You use everything you have to attack the Platinum Chest. -150 from leaf blade and -150 from Sword! '''

'''The Platinum Chest is destroyed! You got a Healing Device lvl 2 (heals you by 10) (Cooldown: 1/1 Uses left: 3/3) and 5 EQ!'''

'''You got a Lightning Hammer lvl 7! (Special) (Deals 20 damage) (Charged: 2/2 Uses: 4/4)'''

And just because I feel like it, and my Ice Spear is Diamond tipped, I run the spear through the Crystal Chest. without breaking whatever is inside.

-115!

And I drink 30 cans of Mountain Dew from the Vending Machine and get hype before hitting each of the attackers and neturals repeatedly with the handle of my spear.

'''+10 to you! -6 to all AT and NE!'''

Iceman conjures a Blizard to avert the AT and NE concentration.

Their next attacks will deal 50% less damage.

Then I find a juggernaut destroyer, which goes crazy on XSlayer's Juggernauts and starts destroying them.

-14 to all of them!

Noooooo, Omega's dying ;p

'''You cry for it, and then it... magically comes back to life!'''

I get some Mtn dew out of the almighty vending machine and give it to Flowey, healing and energizing him. I then tell Flowey to destroy the puny little juggernauts :P

'''He becomes Energized Flowey! Max HP +10!'''

I chew some more gum and breathe fire on the attackers.

'''-7 to all AT! Flowey B is rekt!'''

I drink some vitamin water to regain health

+20 HP!

Anyways, I raid an equipment shed and find a jar of fire beads which I then throw onto SD Skunk for damage. Iceman attacks all ATK with Ice Bullets.

'''-32 damage! SD Skunk is REKT! +10 XP! Level up!'''

Third attacker dead! +50 to VM as a prize!

Well, I poped out my Missle Launcher with Cure-er Missles to the all of my Juggernauts juggernaut squads to cure them.

'''All Juggernauts +10! +10XP'''

Then i Noscoped all of the DEF with headshot-homing bullets 360 times. I Noscoped the Vending machine with explosives rounds. 420 times.

-8:2 damage (cuz weaken) to all DEF! -23 to VM!

Juggernauts (Hopefully) Focuses all attacks to the vending machine.

-20 to VM!

Forgot something? I'm in a mountain which is not so far to the battlefield. So i won't be affacted to ICE and Fire. Just in case of i

OK.

So XSlayer is immune to Fire and Ice.

Yup.

I just grab Pikachu again to electrocute XSlayer. Then Dugtrio to shake the mountain to dust.

-5!

Then the Juggernaut Destoryer flies infront of the Cure-er Missles to stop the Juggernauts from recieving them before it goes back to destroying the juggernauts.

He's too late, unfortunately!

Then, also realizing the Vending Machine is losing health, I use a screwdriver to fix it up as much as possible before giving it a shield that lasts one turn.

+40 to VM!

I Called in a Vaporizer Cannon from my Mothership, Since it has excellent tracking abilites, i could fire it where ever the Juggernaut Destroyer is. It's also pinpoint, so small that you could not dodge it. plus it's penetrating. Then i Fired it to the Juggernaut Destroyer

'''??? There's no such thing as mothership... anymore.'''

Then meanwhile i used my Dual Deages to Block attacks from your Pikachu. Unabling to use it for one turn.

Yup!

I ran to the other mountain. somewhere the south of the map. I Scoped to Shoot the screwdriver, making it unable to let you repair it. Then i Loaded Homing-Pure Rock Rounds to quickscope that Pikachu. Very Effective. 20 Times.

Pikachu can't be attacked.

Juggernauts are focuses all attacks to Theninja for 10 Minutes. With Homing Bullets and Homing Missiles. Then the Vending Machine.

'''-15 to Ninja! -30 to Mike Shadow, because he is defending but fell asleep again!'''

I drag up a hunk of steel before quickly cutting it with my Diamond Ice Spear to make a shield to block a number of your Juggernaut attacks.

You got a Shield 3 effect!

Juggernaut Destroyer uses the force to turn the Vaporizer around to face YOU. The cannon fires at all the AT. Then back to the Juggernauts with Homing Cannons and Seeker Bombs.

-4!

And since Pikachu is dead, I get Luxray to charge up an electromagnet which I use to retrieve the screwdriver and quickly fix the Vending Machine before anyone could do anything else to stop me.

+30!

Iceman starts throwing Diamond Hard Unbreakable Snowballs at all the AT.

'''-3! Mew Pur Pur is rekt! +10 XP!'''

Nicki Minaj went to hell to regenerate again!

Unforunately,

Satan

got

RAGED! He sends Theninja to hell and locks the Hell Portal so you have to defeat it to get out!

'''(Ninja can break hell chests now!) 5 Ghosts appear in hell! Each except the first two attacks Ninja for 1dmg!'''

'''20 dmg to Iceman and VM! 0 dmg to Ninja coz shield! All attackers get to 25+5x(Player level-1) hp regardless of their current hp!'''

Crystal Chest                    [285/400]

Diamond Chest                 [125/500]

Sapphire Chest                 [550/550]

Emerald Chest                  [600/600]

Ruby Chest                       [650/650]

Amethyst Chest                [700/700]

Hi-Tech Chest                     [15/15]   {Indestructible} (Weakness: Hacking}

 VENDING MACHINE   (Round 1)  [140/500 HP]

AT:       NerdyMSP                            [40/80 HP] (Level 4, 15/50 XP) {Veteran} (Weakened 1)

              XSlayer300                         [30/60 HP] (Level 2, 20/30 XP)

                   Dropship's crew            [25/45 HP] (Belong to XSlayer)

                   Juggernauts #1             [16/40 HP] (Belong to XSlayer)

                   Juggernauts #2             [16/40 HP] (Belong to XSlayer)

                   Juggernauts #4             [16/40 HP] (Belong to XSlayer)

              A plant                               [30/60 HP] (Level 2, 6/30 XP) (Weakened 1)

                   Elmfern                         [17/40 HP] (Belongs to A plant)

'''NE:      GeoDash! [44/50 HP] (Level 1, 3/20 XP) (Weakened 1)'''

DEF:    RisingFire2654                      [46/80 HP] (Level 4, 23/50 XP) {Veteran}

              SpeirMint                           [26/60 HP] (Level 2, 16/30 XP)

              || Bowsero327 ||                  [43/50 HP] (Level 1, 6/20 XP)

                    Energized Flowey         [26/30 HP] (Belongs to Bowsero)

Theninja's commandment device (Commands his allies) {Indestructible}

                   Iceman                           [36/60 HP] (Belongs to Theninja000)

                   Juggernaut Destroyer     [26/30 HP] (Belongs to Theninja000) {Double damage to Juggernauts}

(DEF)  MIKE SHADOW               [68/150 HP] {BOSS} (Shadow/Thunder) {Lightning Hit}

(AT)      SATAN                        [123/380 HP] {BOSS} (Dark/Fire) {Banish to Hell}

HELL: AT:           Nicki Minaj                         [0/20 HP] (Regenerating... 1 turn left)

              DEF:   Theninja000                        [22/70 HP] (Level 3, 16/40 XP)

                 Hell Chest #1:           [35/35 HP]

                 Hell Chest #2:           [55/55 HP]

                 Hell Chest #3:           [70/70 HP]

                 Ghost #1:                  [15/15 HP]

                 Ghost #2:                  [15/15 HP]

                 Ghost #3:                  [15/15 HP]

                 Ghost #4:                  [15/15 HP]

                 Ghost #5:                  [15/15 HP]

              Hell Portal:  10000/10000 HP

                         Requires level 3!

HEAVEN:    Empty...

              Heaven Portal: 8000/8000 HP

                          Requires level 5!

Inventory:

REMINDER: EQ is used to upgrade weapons!

NerdyMSP:    Shuriken lvl 4, Katana lvl 3, Log lvl 3, Gun lvl 1

RisingFire2654:    Plasma Rifle lvl 5, Fireball Cannon lvl 2, 420 Mountain Dew cans, 2 EQ

XSlayer300:   Gun lvl 1, C4 lvl 1

A plant:    Sword lvl 4, Leaf Blade lvl 4, Healing Device lvl 1 (C: 1/1, U: 2/2), 17 EQ

Mike Shadow:    Scythe of Death lvl 10, The Lightning Spike lvl 8

SpeirMint:     Mint gum pack

|| Bowsero327 ||:    Cinamon gum pack

Theninja000:    Fire Staff lvl 6, Ice Spear lvl 3,  Megaphone lvl 1, Hellstone Armour lvl 2, 1 BOMB, 17 EQ

Mew Pur Pur:     Scuttling Doom Engine lvl 5, 14 EQ

1 turn until next healing!

'''2 turns till winning the game by defenders! [WARNING!]'''

Dead players:  AT:    ZOptic [0/50 HP] (Was level 1, had 6/20 XP) {REKT by RisingFire2654}

AT:    Nusdan [0/50 HP] (Was level 1, had 2/20 XP) {REKT by SpeirMint}

AT:    SD Skunk [0/50 HP] (Was level 1, had 5/20 XP) {REKT by Theninja000}

AT:    Mew Pur Pur [0/50 HP] (Was level 1, had 3/20 XP) {REKT by Theninja000}

Dead allies:            Auto-defender [0/20 HP] {REKT by NerdyMSP}

Random Dasher [0/20 HP] {REKT by RisingFire2654}

MCHAMMER [0/10 HP] (Belonged to RisingFire) {REKT by XSlayer300}

Neutral bot N-1337 [0/20 HP] {REKT by NerdyMSP}

zzirGrizz [0/10 HP] (Belonged to XSlayer) {REKT by || Bowsero327 ||}

Ice Dragon [0/10 HP] (Belonged to Theninja000) {REKT by XSlayer300}

Mecha [0/100 HP] {REKT by SpeirMint}

Juggernaut Squad #3 [0/40 HP] (Belonged to XSlayer) {REKT by RisingFire}

Legion Dropship [0/80 HP] (Belonged to XSlayer) {Self-destructed}

Justin Bieber [0/10 HP] (Belonged to Nerdy) {REKT by Theninja000}

Flowey B [0/10 HP] (Belonged to A plant) {REKT by Bowsero}

Revived allies:       Omega Flowey {Bowsero}

Dead bosses:        None