Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-32684847-20170721192818/@comment-32836295-20170903034909

WAITER! there's a Snoop Dogg Snow Cone Machete in my soup and i can't get it out!

Description for the SDSCM:

''This magic-infused greatsword was forged by smelting ore found in the Hebra Mountains' permafrost. Attack when the blade glows blue to expel freezing air.''