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But the lasers are so strong that they can make a crack in the ground.

THE TUSKEN RAIDERS ARE BACK AND THEN STEAL THE LASERS

BUT THEY GET ARRESTED BY THE BANKING CLAN

We now sell Duranium knight armor and copies of Wrinkle in Time.