Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20180618000920/@comment-27121914-20180624164631

Present TimewornKaiju in a nutshell

 * I SWEAR TO MYSELF, AFTER I DESTROY THE PATHETIC MULTIVERSE, I AM GOING TO...  kiss Sweg... AKA that cute little blue dragon over there... I've waited for too long for this... ❤️ 

The Scroll of Truth in a nutshell

 * no u
 * This scroll is telling a lie.
 * truth
 * The Scroll of TruthTM. Made in Antarctica.
 * The below statement is true.
 * The above statement is false.
 * Throw this scroll into the water to find out the truth.
 * ur mom [REDACTED]

SCP Foundation in a nutshell
 [DATA EXPUNGED] 

Pokecord trade in a nutshell

 * DON'T BE SO STINGY!! ;-;

Threads in a nutshell

 *  TimewornKaiju  closed this thread because: I can.

School in a nutshell

 * I GET ANGRIER FOR EVERY HOMEWORK YOU DON'T SEND.

Aggron in a nutshell

 * Mmmmm... delicious metals...
 * My breakfast today is... spoons and forks! Simply delicious!

John Cena and Ugandan Knuckles in a nutshell

 * Dead memes go here.

Monika in a nutshell

 * Advice of the day: Remember to have just one waifu. Having more than one waifu will destroy your laifu.
 * "NO, STOP!" - Whenever a Monika image gets posted at my server.

Cuphead in a nutshell

 * "It's just like Dark Souls." - Someone who can't get past the tutorial.

Godmodding in a nutshell

 * My shield is completely invulnerable! I am out of reach of all your attacks! I wasn't prepared for that attack so that didn't count! My ship is the biggest ship in the forum game, period! And there's no arguing about this! I use undodgeable unblockable instakill attacks on everyone, and they can't respawn or post again! I am immune to being banned in forum games!

This post in a nutshell

 * Wall of Text has awoken! 

Wasting time in a nutshell

 * What am I even doing with my life...