Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20180523015504/@comment-27121914-20180602155642


 * I fling a lightspeed pebble at it, and then I shield myself with a Regular Shield courtesy of you, which completely protects me from the Armageddon Shield's explosion. Under the Regular Shield is an Anti-Radiation Shield, which protects me from radiation but nothing else.


 * I protect myself with the following defenses:
 * Zombie Horde: You need to kill all 1 million zombies in the horde. Have fun.
 * 4 Wave Motion Gun turrets: Basically giant automated turrets that fires a laser capable of wiping out an entire continent.
 * 1) Triple spikes: And triple spikes. And triple spikes. Really difficult to leap over.
 * Nitro: You are unable to bypass this defense because you're too weak. Upgrade to Wikia NitroTM to disable this defense.
 * Dead memes: Because everyone "loves" "legendary" memes like Ugandan Knuckles and Back on Track jokes. So much that they cringe to death from prolonged exposure to them.
 * Obscure references galore: Barrages the attacker with loads of references to things so obscure that they don't even know what they are or what do they look like.
 * Spoiler-in-a-bottle: Instantly spoils your favorite movie once opened. Unfortunately, you need to open it in order to defeat my defenses.
 * World Eater: This eldritch abomination devours entire planets. Need I say more?
 * The Perfect One: This giant mushroom-infested crab is the ultimate life form. This is not a lie, I swear!
 * Monika body pillow: Wards off those who are allergic to love like how a scarecrow wards off crows.
 * SwegToum fanfic: A romance story about the embodiment of space meeting the embodiment of time. Has over 69 thousand pages. You'll really enjoy it. And make sure not to skip pages!
 * Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot: Four awesomeness incarnates in one. Omae wa mou shindeiru.
 * Red Dragon: A dragon who has lived for billions of years. He knows nothing but destruction, and he has destroyed entire universes in the past. He has countless of weapons and accessories for him to use. There is no hope in defeating him, if there is even any.
 * A stick: Is it literally unbreakable, or is it the opposite? Who knows.


 * And that's all. Good luck.