Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27297538-20160601005524/@comment-28933569-20160604221457

W-What?!

-injects dark matter-

''' I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE MY BODYGUARD. '''

-disguises as stickman-

YOU'RE GOING TO BE MY SLAVE! NO FOOD, NO WATER FOR 24 HOURS! ALSO, NO RESPAWNING POWERS!

-turns back-

-destroys stickman's respawning powers-