Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-32684847-20170721192818/@comment-25406802-20170908101029

I am sorry, I am not really a bank manager or anything, nor am I a TV show host...

'However, I do have a computer which has applications for people who want to be a contestant of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire. However, your soup must be finished first, or you dont get a chance.'

'But. The computer also needs a fee of $10000000 to work. Simply because, It is sponsored WHOLELY BY Samsung, Dell, HP, LG, Apple, ASUS, Nokia, Motorola and Gucci.'

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'Waiter. There is Cyanide in my soup.'