Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28741271-20151230123817/@comment-24048368-20160206002659

all my good chemistry jokes argon

oh, i bet you were slapping your neon that one

tell me if these jokes get a bit boron

Never trust atoms, they make up everything

I hope I am getting a good reaction with these chemistry jokes

these jokes are sodium funny

do you like sodium or Na

my name is bond, hydrogen bond

2 isotopes of helium, HeHe

H2O, H I J K L M N O

I think I just lost an electron, in fact, I am positive

Oxygen is in a relationship with magnesium, OMg

Chemistry jokes are elemental

Someone threw sodium chloride at me, they are pretty salty

Do you have any sodium hypobromite? NaBrO

bromine + ununhexium = BrUuh

you think you are the master of jokes? Just take your jokes and barium

do you think they made the periodic table by playing tetris?

he hurt my electrons! LET ME ATOM

I hope you are paying attention, because all of these jokes matter

when chemists are angry, they overreact

hey girl, are you fluorine, iodine, and neon? Cause you are F I Ne

a neutron walks into a resturant and orders a pizza, he asks how much it will be. the waiter replies, "For you, no charge!"

sodium theme song: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na BATMAN

oxygen and potassium went on a date, it went OK

oops, oxidants happen

i like to eat tantalum, carbon, and osmium. Ta C Os

Love is not in the air, nitrogen, oxygen, and carbon dioxide are in the air

alright, I can't zinc of any more