Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20160623121200/@comment-28933569-20160624012424

@BTD lol ninja'd

@Kaz

Benevolent Genie: Poof! Slice marries you and you live a happy life together until the end.

Literal Genie: Poof! You marry a slicing ninja.

Troll Genie: Poof! You marry a saw blade that slices you to bits.

I wish for an update.