Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20181114032901

You're running a business with a few of your friends.

The problem is, you just can't do anything right. For each industry you try, something always goes wrong.

In your post, you write what product/service you're trying to sell/do, and whatever way you're going to sell/do it.

The next person to post tells how it all went wrong. They could narrate what happened, or write a customer review, or write a newspaper headline, or write a letter from the government...

They then say what your company tries to do instead.

Your company leaves a trail of horrible reputations in each industry it touches, so you can't go back to an industry already mentioned in the thread.

Also you might want to come up with a company name, although expect it to need rebranding a lot.

For example:


 * 4Locate: Our company now makes quality squeak-less door hinges.


 * 4Hacc: They are too short to support the weight of a door. Our company now dusts bookshelves.


 * 456B: BREAKING NEWS: 36 HOSPITALIZED FROM DUST INHALATION FREAK ACCIDENT Well, that wasn't very good. Maybe we should try selling...

Let's go!

We haven't decided on a company name yet, so for now we're "Unnamed Battery Seller" and we sell used batteries. 