Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28734106-20170107013557/@comment-27080660-20170111031216

But before Theepicosity can turn me into paper...

I flick a pebble. This pebble lands right next to a cricket, which in alarm, jumps away from the pebble. At this exact time, a robin is swooping down to catch said cricket. The robin misses the cricket, gets distracted, and smacks into a nearby window. A kind old man sees the robin, whose wing is now broken, and carries it into the house to take care of it. However, the robin becomes very sick as the wound becomes infected. Worrying for the bird's life, the man takes the robin with him to work. The man happens to work at a train station, where he monitors all incoming and outcoming trains and tells them when to stop and when to go. He is doing his job as usual when the robin starts letting out raspy chirps of pain. The robin, nearly dead, is quickly rushed to the veterinarian. This leaves the train station unattended, and chaos quickly ensues. Train #9, without the signal to stop, continues forward, where it collides with Train #17, which was leaving via the same track. The collision of these 2 trains derails the moving Train #12, which starts uncontrollably spinning out of control, off the track. This train happens to be heading straight towards Theepicosity, who gets squashed by the derailed train.