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Hold up lemme simplify some grammar

A 42,420,133,721 picometer wide 99.9961506661312-pound red ball with rapidly flashing blue stripes perpendicular to each other with a white glow coming out of a square hole on the back emitting a rainbow trail made mostly of red, orange, yellow, lime, cyan, blue, magenta and purple, with each being at an equal amount and parallel to each other while the colors are congruent in width. The ball rolls at 24.87 mph and turns 96.68521 degrees left every 23.76110023 seconds during the summer.