Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-7395353-20181124132849/@comment-7395353-20181127001213

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I ate all of the gummy bears. I have some minor wounds from the knives, but nothing too bad. What is bad, though, is that I also accidentally ate one of the knives, leaving me paralyzed (somehow).

Meanwhile, the gummy population has recognized us as a major threat and has sent gummilitary troops to attack. They send a wave of cavalrymen (riding gummy worms, of course) armed with spoons, forks, and knives.

What now?
 * 1) Wage war on the gummy bears and continue eating them
 * 2) Call in a Coke & Mentos Air Strike
 * 3) Distract the gummy worms with a bag of M&Ms
 * 4) Distance yourself from me and TheWinner437 and negotiate with the gummy bears
 * 5) Run away and leave me on the ground for starting a war
 * 6) Run away and carry me with you
 * Slap me and/or TheWinner437 (can be used with any other action; specify who to slap)