Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20161003025042

You know that kid's story "The Three Little Pigs and the Big Bad Wolf?"

Well, if you don't, here's a quick summary:

Three little pigs build houses. One out of straw, one out of sticks, and one out of bricks. A wolf shows up at the straw house and blows it down (with his breath... somehow), and then the house is destroyed. The same thing happens at the stick house, but he fails at the brick house. The end.

So, what if there were 100 pigs (because of the 100 post limit) and they all built they're houses out of progressively stronger stuff?

Things to put in your post should be what the house is made of (it MUST be sturdier than the previous post) and how the wolf destroys it (after a while the wolf's breath isn't going to cut it.)

Once upon a time...

1. A pig made a house out of carefully balanced strands of hair. The wolf destroys it by just being near it. 