Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26336673-20171006031209/@comment-26336673-20171009215543

After 5 minutes...

 What's your deal?

 We'll roll a dice. If I win, you'll be pawns to my new plans. If you win, I'll serve you obediently.

 But weren't you right-hand man to the Devil?

 Hmph. Well, golly! You'd think I'd still be his handy man? Well, when I lost to Cuphead, I was stripped of that role. I got booted, and now I'm stuck in a jitty!

 Sounds fair...

 Hang on... scanning... ... ... ... he's being sincere.

 Fair enough to me.

 Look-a-too, and look-a-high! The most out of that!

 All right, then. Take it away.

 You roll first!

 All right. Best 2 out or 3?

 Yes...

The first roll, Scientedfic rolls a Snakes Eyes.

 Eahahahahaha...

King Dice rolls. It's also Snake Eyes.

 Well then. We both lose that one.

 Right.

Scientedfic rolls again. It's Boxcars. King Dice rolls. He gets a 6 and a 4.

 Take it away, dices!

<King Dice> Golly! Looks like you have that luck Cuphead had!

<Scientedfic> Let's see how long that takes.

The next roll, Scientedfic rolls a 3 and a 4. King Dice takes a 5 and a 3.

<King Dice> You said it. Wouldn't take that long.

<Scientedfic> I never said that. I said let's see how far my luck will go.

Scientedfic rolls. It's a 1 and a 6. King Dice rolls. It's Snake Eyes.

<Scientedfic> I win. Fair and Square.

<King Dice> All right. I bow down to you. I'm on your side.

You gain a new ally!

<Scientedfic> All right! Now let's find -α...