Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26073440-20180826031310/@comment-7395353-20180826234343

Done!
 * 1) Get a normal dagger.
 * 2) Make a cast of steel around it.
 * 3) Shoot it with an enlargement ray.
 * 4) Add spaceship equipment.
 * 5) Add attacking equipment.
 * 6) Put lots of buttons on the inside.

Fried water on a stick