Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-34601114-20180403003903/@comment-27121914-20180405155951


 * Guys, can we stop the urges to make side stories at the moment where the heroes, and even a god-above-god (A Creator, known as Elodian) are rushing to destroy a multiverse-wrecking superweapon?
 * (Even though we can't FTL straight to the Cataclysm Machine because its powers mess around with the reality around it).
 * After all, if something is a threat of such a massive scale, then we shouldn't be wasting time to do all the sidequests like in your typical RPGs.
 * Anyway!


 * As our heroes get out of their ships, Elodian arrives by immediately teleporting to the planet. And then, we're greeted by a familiar face.
 *  Howdy! I'm Flowey, Flowey the Flowe- 
 *  I know what you're going to do, Anti-Creator. 
 * Elodian immediately whips out a Photoviscerator by materializing it and incinerates Flowey with it in 0.2356 nanoseconds.
 *  This guy is the Elemental Lord of Grass-type. They are Anti-Creators who are the masters of their respective elements, are as powerful as bosses, and constantly respawn like players. 
 *  Wait, hold on, I think I just found the Disruptor over there. 
 * Elodian flies through the 10-meters tall grass, and he then he finds the Spatial Warp Disruptor, which is indeed organic; an enormous, pink flower bulb that's resting on the ground. Despite being a plant, it can somehow disrupt space.
 * (By "enormous", I mean like 50-100 times larger than its original self).
 * And then he whips out the Photoviscerator again, then he fires the exo-flamethrower at the Disruptor, but was countered by an enormous Water Flower, which sprays a massive water blast like a colossal hose spraying out a waterspout.
 * The Disruptor then proceeds to jump away to literally the opposite side of the planet with its 3 hooks.
 *  Darn. At this rate, we'd have to play a game of cat and mouse against that Disruptor. Wait, hold on... I think this time, the Disruptor... might as well be the Guardian of this planet? 
 *  Sounds about right. Hmm... 
 * ' [Announcement] Ladies and gentlemen, it seems like that I've found out that the Disruptor and the Guardian of Viridis are the same entity. Namely, Plantera from Terraria.''
 *  The problem is, it'd constantly flee from us if detected, forcing us to search for it over again. The solution? Make sure it doesn't escape, and confront it in a boss battle. Good luck. Elodian out. 
 * Meanwhile, Elodian notices a rustling bush, he decides to investigate.
 * <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px grey, 1px 1px 1px turquoise, 1px 1px 1px cyan"><🐉Sweg Dragon🐉> Ah. How nice this planet truly is. Especially for the fact that its Guardian is both a Planetary Guardian and an ORGANIC Spatial Warp Disruptor. And not only that, it's a Siege Boss, too! Hah! How's that! 
 * <span style="color:#9b111e;text-shadow:0 0 1px #9b111e, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia"><succulentSuccubus> It's ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL!! An- 
 * Alexis ("succulentSuccubus") decides to stop mid-sentence to notice that Sweg's looking at a rainbow flower that changes the color of each of its petals every 1 second.
 * <span style="color:#9b111e;text-shadow:0 0 1px #9b111e, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia"><succulentSuccubus> EEEEEEEEE~! IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!! Did you create that planet? Did you plant that flower? Did you do both of these just for me? Tee hee~ Aww, Sweg. You sweet little blue dragon. ❤️ 
 * As Alexis was about to hug Sweg from behind, he stops him with his hand.
 * <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px grey, 1px 1px 1px turquoise, 1px 1px 1px cyan"><🐉Sweg Dragon🐉> Relax, relax, Alexis. If it weren't for our godhood, or, should I say, "Creator-hood", we would've died to this Elemental Bloom by now; an extremely rare flower with the elemental properties of the Elemental Surge itself... which turns out to emit really intense toxic fumes for its size. 
 * <span style="color:#9b111e;text-shadow:0 0 1px #9b111e, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px fuchsia"><succulentSuccubus> ''THEN LET'S BRING IT HOME WITH US! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- 
 * While Alexis was squealing with delight, Sweg immediately teleport both of the dragons back to the Cataclysm Machine, alongside the Elemental Bloom.
 * Witnessing the traitorous, draconic Creators having such a moment on Viridis, especially when they're letting their superweapon do its job...
 * It fills Elodian with Raw, Unfiltered CringeTM.
 * <span style="color:green;text-shadow:0 0 1px green, 1px 1px 1px darkgreen, 1px 1px 1px darkgreen"><Elodian> ...What did I just watch... And why did Yharim have emojis of all things in his dialogue name? And what's with the dialog name of Brine's female form sounding so... suggestive? And let's not talk about why did that traitorous monster turns out to be a massive pervert who abuses his female form in the first place... 
 * And then Elodian decides to teleport back to the heroes.
 * After that, he spots a trio of treants marching toward the heroes. This situation is when trees attack.
 * <Treant#1> Trespassers...
 * <Treant#3> Destroy all...
 * <Treant#2> We must...
 * And then...!
 * A mechanized, rotten bee corpse infected with a nanobot plague flies past the treants. And...
 * <span style="color:#CDCD00;text-shadow:0 0 1px grey, 1px 1px 1px lime, 1px 1px 1px lime"><The Plaguebringer Goliath> MISSILES LAUNCHED, TARGET ROUTINE INITIATED!!! 
 * Plague missiles hit the walking trees, and turn them into Tainted Treants (tree golems that contain a mechanical plague that slowly rots you from the inside) The Plaguebringer Goliath has disappeared afterwards. This plague also grants them immunity to fire. How? Nanomachines, son!
 * As usual, Elodian attempts to burn them with the Photoviscerator, but this time, it turns out they're not defeated in one blast, but they're still damaged, though.
 * <span style="color:green;text-shadow:0 0 1px green, 1px 1px 1px darkgreen, 1px 1px 1px darkgreen"><Elodian> Well, I guess I'll have to resort to something else... 
 * He creates a Launcher, and launches... Laser Drills, at the treants. This successfully kills them, but now, the nanobot plague released from their decaying bodies are now spreading throughout Viridis.
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><timewornKaiju> You know, if you guys stopped answering botanical threats with fire, then I wouldn't have to do this, which would ruin the plant life on this planet. 
 * <span style="color:green;text-shadow:0 0 1px green, 1px 1px 1px darkgreen, 1px 1px 1px darkgreen"><Elodian> STOP BLAMING EVERYTHING ON US, YOU MONSTER!!! 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><timewornKaiju> Well, thanks for the compliment, Mr. Adjuster. Now, watch as the toxic plants get corrupted by the plague... and become even more toxic as a result. Ahaha! 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><timewornKaiju> Oh, and BTW, yes, I am that lady who's known in this post of mine, whose dialogue name is "succulentSuccubus". And I hope that you really enjoyed what I did when you "accidentally" stalked me. 
 * <span style="color:green;text-shadow:0 0 1px green, 1px 1px 1px darkgreen, 1px 1px 1px darkgreen"><Elodian> I DON'T ENJOY IT! AT ALL! 
 * '''<span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black"><timewornKaiju> Oh, well then. That's kinda disappointing. Ah, well,
 * TimewornKaiju then teleports away once more.
 * <span style="color:green;text-shadow:0 0 1px green, 1px 1px 1px darkgreen, 1px 1px 1px darkgreen"><Elodian> ...What is wrong with that guy. First, his sheer evilness, then his extreme perversity, and then there's his behavior as a troll... 
 * Then Elodian starts materializing some antidotes for the various poisonings from the floral life of Viridis, and "EMP-tidotes" for the Plaguebringer Goliath's Nano-Plague.
 * <span style="color:green;text-shadow:0 0 1px green, 1px 1px 1px darkgreen, 1px 1px 1px darkgreen"><Elodian> We're going to need these to cure the poisons of the plants on Viridis, and to counter the influence of the Elemental Lord of Bug-type, the Plaguebringer Goliath. 
 * And now, it begins at last. Let the plot be derailed no longer.

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<span style="font-size:xx-large;color:green;text-shadow:0 0 2px green, 0 0 2px green, 2px 2px 2px darkgreen, 2px 2px 2px lime, 2px 2px 2px lime">Viridis 


 * Music: Waterflame - Swamplands.