Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27790518-20161021022500/@comment-7395353-20161021224104

I catch Alpha's missile, increase its size massively, turn it around, and ride it around the Earth.

I then summon in a ridiculously overpowered Gaster Blaster.

Let's put it this way: If the Gaster Blaster were pointed upwards on top of a nuclear bunker and was fired, the recoil ALONE would shatter Earth within trillionths of a second.

I fire it at Yog-Sothoth and use the recoil to fly a few thousand light-years away.