Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26417074-20151216061723/@comment-30610830-20151220014448

One time a man named Paul came to my house, knocked my door then left.

I went to his house and, with my ninja skills, fased though the door and slit his car's bike. The car started and ran to the space station that crashed undergrond where i keep my fourteen headed horse and my space pistol that shot deadly thunder rainbows that also shot out cows that would barf toilets then explode into a mini portals that suck all cat-like animals into the sixteenth dimension where all of space is jelly.

Getting off topic here. So I followed the car that was atually an evil potato monster from the plant Varlsbevs (Also known as Xushdhjc) that wanted to rule all the universe's toasters! I couldn't allow that so I called RubBubTub to throw Lego bricks at the beast as Lego is made from Carbonhibalies, a material that when touched by a Varlbevian will melt them into a puddle that is then sent to Afica to be eaten by a pair of socks.

I didn't get my garbage can in the end.

Lik if u cry evrytim :(