Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28390278-20151015212626/@comment-26834660-20151025160822

but then it turns out that your polarity gloves were the fake ones you bought from originaland, but since you were there for ~20 mins before bombarding my house that i then rebuilt and the gloves were fake bacause they were pottery gloves and not polarity gloves so you dont get the potato because we are still in the other galaxy and the yoda gives me a polarity gun so it comes out of its interstellar dimension and dip it in anti uranium matter that gets rid of all uranium so then i eat it and jump into a volcano with my lava-proof suit that i got while training to be a stormtrooper so that i could betray yoda cos hes an old man and then the volcano erupts and its an uber-charged volcano so it doesnt stop ever and the whole universe beomes flooded with lava, killing you all, except me

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