Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180322053421/@comment-26877467-20180326041505

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404 found's cluster bomb from last turn hits the ground and explodes at 90m. No one is at 90m, so no one gets hurt.

Psychomaniac14 tries to revert their momentum device, but they break it during the reversion due to gravitational interference.

Psychomaniac14 flies out of their hole, and continues the race.

EndermanR169 fires their tank and it hits at 75m, knocking TheContestant437 off the track and into a tree, and burning Aggron... Just Aggron. There is also now a crater at 75m.

Oiniteoderfla12 tries to pull on the door, but it needs to be pushed.

EndermanR169 makes their tank fly, making it 1% more prone to malfunction. 4% chance of malfunction.

26! The tank continues to function.

Aggron... Just Aggron casts Screw Rain on the three closest players: TheContestant437, Vaguebuild, and EndermanR169. TheContestant437 and Vaguebuild get hurt, but EndermanR169's tank protects them.

404 found smacks their Inertial Dampener (with High Energy Focus™) to get it to recover from the Electromagnetic pulse quicker. It knocks 1 turn off the recovery time.

EpicToast clones themselves once (reduced because that many times is too overpowered). You can control both EpicToasts now, EpicToast.

Psychomaniac14 flies over the fire trail.

Oiniteoderfla12 pushes on the door. It opens, and Oiniteoderfla12 closes it behind them.

CookieCookieNomNom has a 25% chance of running into the fire trail, as if they haven't experienced enough fire already.

41! They run around the fire trail sucessfully.

EndermanR169 flies over the crater.

EpicToast has a 25% chance of running into the fire trail.

96! EpicToast 2 follows, so they don't have to roll.

Psychomanic14 flies over the crater.

EpicToast has a 15% chance of getting slowed down by the crater.

54! Nothing happens.

EpicToast 2 has a 15% chance of getting slowed down by the crater.

35! They succeed in maintaining a good speed and balance.

The Orange Shell shatters the ice and breaks free, continuing on its path of destruction. It hits Aggron... Just Aggron, XXPhoenix888, S0mePVZfan, Sonar553, 404 found, Vaguebuild, and EndermanR169 even though they're in a tank before finally exploding on Oiniteoderfla12.

Current Standings
Players:

'''Aggron... Just Aggron': 80m, 7th place''


 * 1st degree burns
 * 2nd degree burns
 * Irritated face, especially on the eyes

XXPhoenix888: 90 m, 4th place
 * Recovering from high impact (3 turns left)
 * Hover-rocket

S0mePVZfan: 95m, 2nd place

Sonar553: 90m, 4th place


 * Energetic
 * Burning
 * Second degree burns
 * One small third degree burn
 * Safari planned next August

404 found: 95m, 2nd place


 * Inertial Dampener with High Energy Focus (disabled, 1 turn left)


 * Extra Inertia
 * Omnikey

Oiniteoderfla12: 100m, 1st place

CookieCookieNomNom: 70m, 13th place
 * Hoverboard (disabled, 3 turns left)
 * Glue-repelling shoes
 * Past the door


 * Burned (get this healed)
 * 3rd degree burns

Vaguebuild: 85m, 6th place


 * Rocket Launcher (disabled, 4 turns left)
 * Recovering from high impact (1 turn left)
 * Only in underwear
 * Ate something spicy

TheContestant437: 80m, 7th place


 * Recovering from high impact (2 turns left)
 * Burning
 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burn

Psychomaniac14: 75m, 10th place

EpicToast: 75m, 10th place
 * Alcubierre drive (space compressor) (disabled, 4 turns left)
 * Wearing tattered hydrophobic cellulite cloak (sticking onto skin)
 * Flying

EpicToast 2: 75m, 10th place
 * Averting eyes

EndermanR169: 80m, 7th place
 * Averting eyes
 * FLYING Jet Powered Tank
 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burn

 Entities: 

EpicToast's Car: 15m

Glue: 25m

Fire wall: 35m

Pit filled with marbles, trains, vans, and fire: 50m

Invader Zim: 1.5 lightyears away

Fake finish line (experienced by 1 player): 55m

Fire trail: 70m

Crater: 75m

Map:

Starting line (0m)

1st obstacle (100m)

2nd obstacle (150m)

...

Finish line (1000m)

Lots of you are kind of hurt. You should probably get that stuff fixed, having too much of it starts slowing you down, and having way too much of it really slows you down.