Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26884827-20161118162856/@comment-26869370-20161120133149

TimewornKaiju wrote:

Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot: Part 2: The Movie: The Game
You're supposed to make a bad app
 * Cost: $666
 * Full title:
 * Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Skeleton Creeper Cowboy Hobo With Chain-Katanas And Several Revolvers And The Power of Friendship
 * Fighting
 * Vampire Batman With Dark Magic Riding A Cyborg Dinosaur With Head-Mounted Lasers
 * Attacked by
 * Snakes On A Submarine Jet With Desert Polar Bears Crashing Into An Ancient Zeppelin With Alien Anacondas IN SPACE!
 * With Chuck Norris And Samuel L. Jackson
 * With Lesbian Time Travelling Bikini Werewolf Cat Girls Dual Wielding Cokes
 * Part 2: This Time, It's Personal!
 * THE MOVIE!
 * The Game.
 * REVENGEANCE.
 * Featuring Pink Gold Baby Tanooki Metal Cat Dr. Dante from the Devil May Cry Series.
 * & Knuckles.
 * In 3D!
 * Special Edition Director's Cut...
 * But this time, IN SPACE!
 * Okay, we'll stop now...
 * TO BE CONTINUED

Bruh

 * $0.01
 * You get roasted