Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27570677-20150629193427/@comment-96.241.44.161-20150630134517

Once there was a dasher named Dave, and he would play GMD levels. He was going to play Deadly Clubstep even if he would be a noob. He died many times, about at 99%. He raged stupidly and decided to play other games. He sucks at that level so he played yStep and die about 10% over 9000 times. He doing that transformed into super sayayin 99999 and beat every nine circles remake in GMD ever in 999 seconds. Then, he did silent clubstep, and got 0%. Then he use hack to slow down time and beat Cataclysm. He is so happy he thought the winner was not himself. So he killed everyone else who's better than himself so he became the champion of