Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27049198-20151028151936/@comment-26317392-20151107081442

I eat the turnip and throw it up. My team of terrorists beat the killer robots. As a result of the robots dying, Steven Fedkin dies, and his powers are free for anybody to get. I get the powers first. I then inject a strong anaesthetic into him that puts him into a deep sleep forever. I place him into the Deadly Silent Chamber. He arises, and he has to beat Deadly Silent Clubstep legit before he can get out again. I lock the door of the chamber. I then throw everybody else into other Deadly Silent Chambers and they have to beat Deadly Silent Clubstep legit as well.

The turnip is mine forever!