Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26073440-20180915165030/@comment-7395353-20180916195345


 * 1) Obtain letters and punctuation marks
 * 2) Arrange letters into words
 * 3) Arrange words and puncuation marks into sentences
 * 4) Throw the sentences together into a messy pile
 * 5) Brew Plot Serum:
 * 6) Collect information on people
 * 7) Blend the information into exposition
 * 8) Have problems finding a climax
 * 9) Use the problems you're having to make the climax
 * 10) Mix exposition and climax in a cauldron
 * 11) Let the mixture sit for 15 minutes to develop a resolution
 * 12) Heat in microwave for 10 minutes Aim a flamethrower at it and turn it on
 * 13) Pour the Plot Serum onto the pile of sentences. The sentences should melt into the serum
 * 14) Scrape the liquid onto paper
 * 15) Done!

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