Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28122105-20170104135344/@comment-28122105-20170105003623

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The Neon Ninja does not die.

Instead, he splits into FIVE Neon Ninjas !

...I will never format text again. Just kidding.

Neo-Laser slices Cookie into a thousand pieces, while Neo-Shock  punches epic extremely rapidly. Neo-Chill slows down Alpha and then kicks him really far and stuff. Finally, Neo-Spice and Neo-Groove perform an EPIC DUAL ATTACK on 404 found. So yeah.

I then pour cereal on everyone's head.