Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29191679-20161021195147/@comment-27080660-20161030133932

I'm back, now that Sharktopus's been killed, and one turn will have passed by the time this was posted.

I start off by reclaiming all my items from my death. Next, I grab my Mountain Dew, and swap out my Mjolnoir for the Inferno Cannon, seeing as you can only wield one ancient weapon at a time. Rifqi was already holding the flamethrower, so he couldn't have grabbed it. However, if he did grab it, I request to trade my Mjolnir for it. I have a plan involving that cannon.

Now that I have my full set, I radiate with its full power...

Full set bonus:

Doritos: +15 attacks, +250 damage per hit, Lucky Hits.

 Gaming Chair: +15% defense, +5% extra chance to nullify all damage.

 Mountain Dew: Heals an extra 500 HP, has a 15% chance to heal all status effects.

 -No fall damage.

''In addition, I now radiate with a newfound power, called Swag. It works like Masterfarkos's RP. Once it reaches certain levels I can use certain abilities. I regenerate 10 swag each turn and start off with 50 Swag. I can only use one special ability per turn.''

Special Abilities:

Smokin’: Requires 20 Swag to activate. Enemies have a 45% greater chance to miss their attacks for 2 turns.

Dank Kush: Requires 40 Swag to activate. Triples my next attack’s strength.

Super Mountain Dew: Requires 50 Swag to activate. Fully heals everyone on my team, and heals anyone in the same area as me by 30%.

Summon Entity: <span style="font-weight:400;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Requires 60 Swag to activate. Summons an ally of my choice.

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<p dir="ltr" style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;font-size:14px;line-height:1.656;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:14.6667px;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">My allies also gain some special abilities as well...

<p dir="ltr" style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;font-size:14px;line-height:1.656;"><span style="font-weight:400;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Sans: <span style="font-weight:700;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Special Attack <span style="font-weight:400;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">(Requires 30 Swag) Sans’ special attack, as seen in the actual game. This attack does 10500-13000 damage, but enemies have a 15% of slightly dodging it, and the attack only does 500 damage then.

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em;font-size:14px;"><span style="font-weight:400;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Papyrus: <span style="font-weight:700;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Boring old Normal Attack <span style="font-weight:400;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">(Requires 20 Swag) Papyrus launches a massive barrage of bones. This attack is the exact same as Sans’ special attack, only it does 4500-7000 damage. This attack also has a 15% chance of missing, in which it will only do 250 damage.

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em;font-size:14px;"><span style="font-weight:400;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Guardians: <span style="font-weight:700;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Megalaser <span style="font-weight:400;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">(Requires 10 Swag) A massive laser that takes 2 turns to charge. Deals 2000-3000 damage. <span style="font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">This attack cannot miss. Ever.

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em;font-size:14px;"><span style="font-weight:400;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Yeti: <span style="font-weight:700;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Rock Throw <span style="font-weight:400;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">(Requires 20 Swag) Throws a massive projectile boulder at the target, which can do 3000-4000 damage. The rock has a 20% chance of shattering upon impact and dealing 1000 damage to any nearby enemies.

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em;font-size:14px;"><span style="font-weight:400;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Thunderbirds: <span style="font-weight:700;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Fulguris Rebirth <span style="font-weight:400;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">(Requires 80 Swag) The Thunderbird gains an ancient power, and for 3 turns, becomes the legendary boss Fulguris itself. The bird has 50,000 health, and massive attacking power.

<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em;font-size:14px;"><span style="font-weight:400;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Duder: <span style="font-weight:700;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Cat Fetch…? <span style="font-weight:400;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">(Requires 40 Swag) Duder runs off for 1 turn, and brings back a random item. Duder can find the following:

<p dir="ltr" style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;font-size:14px;line-height:1.38;"><span style="font-weight:700;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Tier 1-9 weapon/armor: <span style="font-weight:400;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">35% chance

<p dir="ltr" style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;font-size:14px;line-height:1.38;"><span style="font-weight:700;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Clone Potion: <span style="font-weight:400;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">24% chance

<p dir="ltr" style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;font-size:14px;line-height:1.38;"><span style="font-weight:700;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Triple Potion: <span style="font-weight:400;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">15% chance

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<p dir="ltr" style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;font-size:14px;line-height:1.38;"><span style="font-weight:700;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Revival Potion: <span style="font-weight:400;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">10% chance

<p dir="ltr" style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;font-size:14px;line-height:1.38;"><span style="font-weight:700;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Tier 16-20 weapon/armor: <span style="font-weight:400;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">5% chance

<p dir="ltr" style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;font-size:14px;line-height:1.38;"><span style="font-weight:700;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Original Break The Chest item: <span style="font-weight:400;font-size:14.6667px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">1% chance

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<p dir="ltr" style="font-weight:normal;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;font-size:14px;line-height:1.38;">Alpha, feel free to nerf or change any of these abilities. I made these with late-game in mind.

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