Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180905030425/@comment-26877467-20180914021329

Thanks, Oiniteo. I had to write this entire update like that.

12 - Actions
XSlayer300 sets down their Riot Shield of Atmospheres, and goes to help move the rubble.

Btd456Creeper pushes away the last of the rubble, revealing a bass guitar.

Oiniteoderfla12 ponders what to do next. This arouses Btd456Creeper's suspicion, and they yell "DON'T YOU DARE USE THAT SWORD AGAIN!"

404 found waits for a door to open. However, there is no door near them currently. Perhaps they are having a temporary error in their perception of reality. The door to Room 5 is at the top of the elevated platform, which you need to scale the very old stairs in order to reach.

Oiniteoderfla12 points their Icelead Blade of Arousing in an interesting direction. It appears to not be any of the traditional three spacial dimensions, and this direction seems to span out into another world, across time, even. Everyone in the room is shocked that such a direction existed, except for Type: Sparky.

404 found finds themselves sitting in front of a screen filled with text, although they can still see the dungeon. They touch the walls of the dungeon, and it feels like the walls of the dungeon. They look at their screen. There's text saying that they touched the walls of the dungeon and that it felt tactile, contained within a post by Airtoum. This name is very familiar, but also completely foreign. 404 found decides to exploit this strange direction and navigates the screen to grab 2 Sticky Grenades and a Rocket from a place named TF2, and arranges them in the shape of a Soldier's Painis. 404 found had never heard of this TF2 before, but they also have known about it for years. 404 found brings the Painis in front of the arrangements of text, and tries to bring it back into the dungeon, but are blocked. They instead just leave it where it is and point it at Oiniteoderfla12 from there.

...Btd456Creeper jumps up the stairs. ROLL TO AGILITY-ATE, then ROLL TO BALANCE

14! 6! They wobble a bit, and fall over. ROLL TO FALL

5! They fall into a hole in the staircase, but safely land on the ground, next to the bass guitar.

XSlayer300 picks their Riot Shield of Atmospheres back up.

ThePlayer437 peeks through the door to the next room.

Room 1

The first room has a spike pit with stretched spikes that you need to cross. It seems wide, but you be able to jump over it. On your side, there's what's left of the pile of bones in the corner to your right with their small item bag, and a cobwebby nook off to your left. Most of the cobwebs have been removed, disturbed, or dragged across the room. On the other side of the spike pit, there's a pillow-sized box in a corner, opened. Inside of it is nothing. The room has a smooth stone floor, stone brick walls, and a cracked stone ceiling supported by wooden boards across the tops of the walls.
 * A cobwebby ladder is laid across the spike pit

Room 2

The next room has a creature made entirely of spaghetti. He also appears to be floating. There's spaghetti and marinara sauce all over the floor. In the corner to right near the entrance is a wooden chair and a table. The door to the next room is on the other side of the room, and is wooden with horizontal iron bars for reinforcement. The room has a smooth stone floor, stone brick walls, and a stone ceiling with wooden boards across it for support.
 * Spaghetti Monster 25/25 HP
 * Resistant to sound
 * High resistance (2 turns left)

Room 3

The third room contains copies of you, all really confused and all mirrored horizontally. They are all gathering around the door on the other side of the room. There's a pillar off to the left, about a little taller than the tallest of you, and it's mirrored counterpart, a couple of steps away from the the center of the room. You see a rat in the corner to your right, and upon inspection, a mirror rat on the other side of the room to the right.
 * Extra Btd456Creeper copy
 * Extra Aggron... Just Aggron copy

Room 4

In the next room, there's a staircase. At the top of the staircase is a platform with the door to the next room, and a pressure plate that triggers an acid trap. However, the staircase is made of wood, really old-lookin, and has several missing stairs. Below the staircase is fallen rubble that would really hurt to fall onto. However, there's probably some stuff in the rubble.
 * Bass Guitar

Room 5 From what ThePlayer437 can see through the door, there's a skeleton. He's talking to himself, saying things like, "MAN I JUST HATE ADVENTURERS"

Inventories
404 found 10/10 HP 10/10 MP Room 4 Unnamedblockster661 5/10 HP 10/10 MP Room 3 Type: Sparky 10/10 HP 9/10 MP Room 4 MaLuckyDay 10/10 HP 10/10 MP Room 4 Oiniteoderfla12 9/10 HP 10/10 MP Room 4 ThePlayer437 10/10 HP 10/10 MP Room 4 XSlayer300 10/10 HP 10/10 MP Room 4 XXPhoenix888 10/10 HP 8/10 MP Room 4 '''Aggron... Just Aggron' 10/10 HP 10/10 MP Room 4'' Sonar553 10/10 HP 10/10 MP Room 3 Btd456Creeper 10/10 HP 10/10 MP Room 4
 * DX-17 of impressing
 * Shoots hot bolts of glowing gas dealing 3 DMG of blaster
 * Impressive. Can be used to attempt to distract monsters
 * You can force people to join your army after defeating them (if they are still alive)
 * Efficient Tear Gas Grenade launcher
 * Shoots grenade of tear gas at up to 3 targets. Deals 6 DMG and inflicts blindness
 * Cooldown of 4 turns
 * Efficient: Increased accuracy, +1 DMG, and -1 cooldown
 * Potion of Haste
 * Using this gives you an extra action.
 * Using this costs no actions.
 * Adventurer's Bag
 * A bag. Old, dirty, and dusty, but still functional. You can carry stuff with it.
 * Flame Thrower
 * A heat resistant, scientifically-engineered glove that allows to pick up fire and throw it at your enemies. Deals the amount of DMG the fire would have originally dealt + a fifty percent chance of adding 1 additional DMG of fire
 * A pillow-sized seamless metal box
 * Clanky
 *  Force Lightning 
 * Costs 10 MP
 * Shoots lightning from your hands. Deals 9 DMG and inflicts paralyzation.
 * Marinara Sauce on them
 * Rocket launcher
 * When shot, launches an explosive that deals 5 DMG to everything on the same space as the target and those around it.
 * This does not discriminate between monsters and players.
 * Canceled extra attribute since it was negative
 * Wonderful Shockwave Grenade
 * Inflicts high knockback
 * Has a chance to... *shudders*... stun
 * Gives everyone amusement and pleasure when used
 *  Thrust 
 * Proficiency in thrusting.
 * Missile launcher of noticing
 * Can fire slow, straight missiles.
 * Can fire slower, guided missiles. These will not miss, but will hit the target at the beginning of the next update.
 * Missiles deal 5 DMG of explosion to the space of the target and all adjacent spaces.
 * Cannot damage other players. Can damage user.
 * While the missile is being guided, it takes the user's attention and leaves them more vulnerable, with less focus.
 * Gives the user heightened senses.
 * Laser Rifle of popularity
 * Deals 2 DMG of bullet
 * Very accurate.
 * Doubly-improved critical hit chance
 * Teammates and enemies will think you're cool
 * Improves social skills
 * 6 bones
 * Deals 2 DMG of impact and pointy.
 *  Rift-to-go 
 * User can create spacial rifts. Maximum of two can exist at the same time.
 * If only one rift exists, it will teleport things that go into it a short distance in the direction it's facing.
 * If two rifts exist, they connect space such that if something enters the front of one rift, it exits the front of the other rift, and if something enters the back of one rift, it exits the back of the other.
 * Creating a rift at the user's location costs 2 MP.
 * Creating a rift at a short distance away costs 6 MP.
 * Rifts teleport anything.
 * Rifts last 5 turns before collapsing.
 * Splat roller of recognition
 * Rolling on enemies deals 2 DMG of crush and ink and inflicts slowness
 * Gives you better recognition, so better access to knowledge and context
 * You get extra fame and your teammates will show more gratitude
 * Scary Laser Cannon
 * Takes two actions to charge up, and will fire at the start of the next turn.
 * Deals 8 DMG of laser
 * Enemies on the same space or a space 1 space away may receive blindness
 * Enemies will attack you a little bit less due to fear, effects amplified when you are using this weapon
 *  Summon Boogie Bomb 
 * Summons a boogie bomb. When it explodes, everyone in the room will begin uncontrollably boogieing. While boogieing, they have reduced accuracy, less movement speed , and +1 DMG for melee.
 * Icelead blade of arousing
 * Deals 4 DMG of cut.
 * May freeze the target
 * :eyes:
 * Portable Crafting Table of worlds
 * Allows the creation of simple tools.
 * Tools cost ingredients.
 * Can survive in any environment
 * Ridiculously durable
 * Un-stealable
 * 14 bones
 * Deals 2 DMG of impact and pointy.
 * 6 cobwebs
 * Sticky
 * Rope
 * Can be used by two tethers in addition to surprise for a chance to trip someone
 *  Expert Craftsmanship 
 * You are very resourceful.
 * You can use most things to make stuff.
 * Attempts to make/assemble things have a much higher chance of success.
 * Charged Blaster of several (100% charge)
 * A charge-able weapon. Automatically charges 10% each turn it was not used.
 * At 100%, it deals 20 DMG of blaster . Lower percentages deal that percent of the full charge's DMG.
 * If percent is 50% or higher, it costs 5 MP to use.
 * Can split its damage across several targets.
 * Jetpack of personality (70% power)
 * Allows user to fly for up to 10 seconds, spending 10% of power per second.
 * Automatically recharges 10% power each turn not in use.
 * Sentient. If reaches 0% power, it will die.
 * 2 Snapped halves of bone
 * Deals 4 DMG of cut and pointy.
 *  Build 
 * You're better at building, pushing, and pulling things.
 * Tool weapons have increased accuracy/effectiveness
 * Playing Cards
 * Can be thrown to do absolutely nothing
 * On the top of the stairs
 * Riot Shield of Atmospheres
 * Protects you pretty well while in use, but it makes it harder for you to do things, making you less efficient.
 * Light
 * Provides immunity to suffocation.
 * Tranq Crossbow of stopping
 * Fires a dart that deals 1 DMG of pointy and sedative and stuns the enemy or something
 * You can stop running more easily
 * You can yell during chaos to temporarily lessen/stop it.
 *  Wild Card 
 *  Magic Heal 
 * You can spend 5 MP to heal 5 HP.
 * You can alternatively spend 3 MP to heal 2 HP.
 * Blade of Divinity of insisting
 * Big sword, so it's somewhat slow
 * Deals 5 DMG of cut
 * Provides a boost to jumping
 * Provides a boost to arguing
 * Nice Shield of Doom
 * Can be used to moderately block against attacks.
 * Can be thrown to deal 2 DMG of impact . Improved critical hit chance.
 * Makes the user better at sensitivity, sympathy , empathy , and kindness.
 *  Firey Hands 
 * Costs 3 MP
 * You can shoot fire out of your hands, dealing 4 DMG
 * Trumpet Gun
 * Launches music at all targets on a single space dealing 2 DMG of sound.
 * Deals 5 DMG instead if you are on the same space as the target.
 * Has a chance of temporarily giving those affected hearing loss
 * Canceled extra attribute since it was negative
 * OH NO THE PAW of perspective
 * A freezing cold paw that can be used to slap a target dealing 3 DMG of impact and cold
 * User gets a boost in sympathy and empathy
 * User can spend 3 MP to have all of their sensory inputs be temporarily replaced with those of another.
 * Pet Rock
 * A small rock with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it.
 * Looking at it will fill the onlooker with happiness.
 * When thrown, can deal 1 DMG of impact, with a critical hit chance.
 * Can be used to become Friend of Rocks
 *  Flash Fire 
 * You are immune to fire attacks
 * Fire attacks used on you heal you for 2 HP and give you strength
 * Responsible Worn Scythe
 * Deals (n + 2) DMG of cut, where n is the number of kills your team has.
 * For each 3 kills, the chances of inflicting critical hits and stagger increase, and knockback inflicted increases.
 * Increased accuracy
 * Others will place greater trust in you.
 * Demented Music Amplifier of judging
 * Plays "Mind Loss" and deals (5 - n) DMG of sound to everyone in the direction of attacking, where n is the number of spaces they are away.
 * Has a chance of temporarily giving those affected hearing loss
 * Has a very small chance of giving those affected insanity
 * User is impervious to the effects
 * Others will give your opinions on what to do a little more weight.
 *  Shadow Burst 
 * Costs 6 MP
 * Allows you to phase through objects for the turn it's used and the next 1 turn.
 * Cooldown of 3 turns
 * Immediate Aluminum Foil Rod
 * Somewhat rigid, but still easily bendable
 * Conducts electricity okay-ish
 * Smacking a target with this deals 1 DMG of impact
 * Using this item gets done at the top of the update, or at the soonest possible time
 * Things done with this item are done very quickly
 * Buzzy Beetle Shell of homework
 * Usable as a moderate shield or helmet
 * When used as a shield bash or during a headbutt, it deals 2 DMG of impact
 * Cannot be kicked
 * Grants a boost based off of any class the user is currently taking. The user must be in that class and that class must have, at some point, assigned homework. A boost must be declared before use.
 * 2 bones
 * Deals 2 DMG of impact and pointy
 * Small Mana Potion
 * User recovers 5 MP
 * Enchanted Restaurant Menu
 * Strawberry Citrus Pancake Breakfast
 * Cost: 1 shiny item
 * Heals 15 HP . Splittable across players.
 * Tres Leches Pancake Breakfast
 * Cost: 1 heavy item
 * Heals 10 HP and provides high resistance to everyone who eats it. Splittable across players.
 * Dulce de Leche Crunch Pancake Breakfast
 * Cost: Any 2 items
 * Heals 15 HP and provides high resistance to everyone who eats it. Splittable across players.
 * Diner Cheeseburger
 * Cost: 6 MP
 * Heals 8 HP
 * Horchata Milk Shake
 * Costs: 3 MP
 * Grants happiness for 4 turns
 * Limeades
 * Costs: Any 1 item
 * Grants +9 DMG if used with an attack
 * Bacon Avocado Cheeseburger
 * Costs: 6 MP
 * Gives any item on any player a random attribute (good or bad)
 * Spicy Sriracha Burger
 * Costs: 2 actions
 * When used, automatically makes any fire attacks a critical hit
 * Classic Burger
 * Costs: 1 HP
 * Grants strength
 * Cinnamon Sugar Pancake Puppies
 * Costs: A  Wild Card 
 * Each party member gets energized, a new random attribute to one of their items, and healed 3 HP
 * Blade of Poison (with handle)
 * Deals 4 DMG of cut
 * A sword blade that inflicts poison upon those who touch it.
 * The handle is mediocre, and will probably snap off after 1 to 6 swings.
 *  Savoring 
 * Effects of food consumed by the user become more potent or last longer.

Climbing up the stairs is now a free action, and is assumed if you try to do something that requires you to have passed the stairs. Although, if you fall, any subsequent actions requiring you to have passed the stairs will be pushed back by another attempt to climb the stairs, this time costing an action.