Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20161017175134/@comment-7395353-20161018234705

A small, 99.9961506661312-pound red ball with flashing blue stripes perpendicular to each other and a white glow coming out of a square hole on the back, emitting a rainbow trail mostly made of red, orange, yellow, lime, cyan, blue, magenta and purple, each at an equal amount and parallel to each other and the colors are congruent in width. The ball rolls at 24.87 mph and turns 96.68521 degrees left every 23.76110023 seconds.