Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27080660-20170804183407/@comment-27121914-20170809133605

[DUEL] No mercy. Red Dragon only. Last Corridor. (TimewornKaiju vs. TheRealDarkrai5 and his Pokemon Team)

 * "Umm you can't teleport out of judgement hall... GODMODDER FOUND1!1!1!"
 * k den
 * Acknowledged.
 * 404 found: "you didn't say you can't TP out of Judgement. so Steven interpreted it as he could."
 * "Also. An unstoppable robot? Godmodding found!1!1"
 * Whoops. What I actually meant is near-unstoppable, not literally unstoppable.
 * 404 found: "the Omega PEKKA can be beaten. if 6 Titans can be beaten, a PEKKA can be. I took 5% of its HP off using the Royal Giant Cannon."
 * "You can only teleport in. You can't leave until your judgement is over."
 * HOW FOOLISH OF YOU TO FIGHT THE RED DRAGON MYSELF, INSTEAD OF MY SUBORDINATES. 
 * "Xerneas: demons crave destruction. So what if you got a taste of your own medicine"
 * Destroy? Me!?! 
 * "Yveltal uses oblivion wing on timeworn. Stealing his life force."
 * I use Ladder to Hell. Sensing my impending "demise", I grow "a few" extra health meters.
 * And then the amount of health bars get reduced from over 9000 health bars to 1 health bar, which still has immeasurable HP anyway.
 * I create a Wave Motion Gun and blasts a blue superlaser at Yveltal with it.
 * "Yveltal: demons should not be spared of the punishment you are about to get."
 * So, you guys won't spare me at all? Despite the fact that I'm one of the most overpowered players in RFF?
 * Wish granted. 
 * I break the Mercy Button. Darkrai, and the Pokemon inside the Judgement Hall will be unable to flee from this battle, and you won't be spared from my wrath at all. 
 * This lasts until either me or your Pokemon Team get defeated, or the next round begins.
 * "Togepi uses metronome control. CONTROLLED METRONOME PICKED RED MILES. togepi uses red miles on timeworn."
 * [sarcastic clapping] Congratulations, Togepi. You just created pieces of me, and then fired them at me.
 * I gain more mass as the result of getting hit by pieces of myself. But I have near-infinite mass anyway.
 * I continuously kick Togepi like he was a football/soccer ball.
 * "Togepi uses control metronome again. CONTROLLED METRONOME PICKED OP SCALE. LEVEL 0. Timeworns power is drained by the op scale."
 * 404 found: "I TP over to Dark and stare at him in my Agent Smith form. and I proceed to point out everything Dark is doing wrong."
 * 404 found: "you didn't say you can't TP out of Judgement. so Steven interpreted it as he could."
 * 404 found: "the Omega PEKKA can be beaten. if 6 Titans can be beaten, a PEKKA can be. I took 5% of its HP off using the Royal Giant Cannon."
 * 404 found: "ALSO: you just tried to use the OP scale on something that won't be destroyed by it. I am very saddened. VERY."
 * 404 found: "ALSO 2: the OP scale nullifies unstoppable instakill attacks and true godmodders. Technically Steven is NOT godmodding. since you can defeat him and his minions."
 * "Mew: Take that!! Teeheehee!!"
 * Ugh, your giggling is literally harmful to my ears. My ears explode from annoyance.
 * Mental health: 3/5.
 * I regenerate my ears, and then I gain an immunity to annoying noises.
 * I shut Mew up by swinging the Solar Eruption at her, multiple times. It's able to pass through blocks, so walls won't save you from this epic flail.
 * "Crystal: now surrender like the confederate army"
 * No. 
 * I surround Crystal with a Crusher Barrier. It's a barrier that surrounds the target and then quickly implodes (closes in), crushing the victim. It works like Asgore's rings of fire, like this. The barriers have holes, but they implodes really fast and they also spin.
 * Once the target touches this barrier, the holes immediately closes, trapping them inside it until the barrier is broken by an outside force. The strength of the barrier is proportional to the strength of the target.
 * "Xerneas uses purity tendrils on timeworn"
 * Impossible. How can I be defeated so easily. Nooooooooooooo. Exit stage left.
 * Just kidding. 
 * Because I possessed an angel before (Zerach Maxar), I secretly gained the ability to manipulate light!
 * I drink an FTL Potion! (Again, pulled from my pocket dimension). I am now faster than light for 1 minute!
 * I transform into the Red Miles, and then I avoid the Purity Tendrils with my FTL speed.
 * Then, I transform back to my humanoid form right behind Xerneas and swing the Solar Eruption (an epic flail from Terraria) at her.
 * The FTL Potion runs out of time, and my speed returns to normal.
 * "Togepi: brii!!!!!! (You lost!!!!!!)"
 * Ha! You wish! 
 * I continue kicking Togepi like he was a football/soccer ball.
 * "Crystal: good triumphed over evil. Now take down the barrier over site 5"
 * OK.
 * But, this is just a coincidence, mortal! Someone else challenged one of my boss entities in a duel.
 * I take down the Trapper Barrier, and then teleport the Omega PEKKA to Type: Sparky.

[DUEL] Omega PEKKA vs. Type: Sparky

 * "Welp, after I've wrecked the room, I go up to the Omega PEKKA, and then Overcharge my PEKKA suit."
 * It is always ready.
 * "I challenge the Omega PEKKA to a duel. One-on-one, no interruptions or outside help for either side."
 * (I'm going to sleep soon...)
 * The Omega PEKKA starts the battle with a simple action: It charges at Sparky and attack him with its sword.

The Flying Battery

 * SnufflesTheDog: "The Flying Battery sustains quite a bit of damage- it lands at the location that was formerly my house for repairs. Oh well, I guess that's what happens when I use one of Dr. Robotnik's inventions."
 * The Uranian Destructor, considering that his mission is done, teleports out of the Flying Battery!
 * SnufflesTheDog: "I use the MLG Formula on the Flying Battery, fully repairing it and making it stronger than ever."
 * Acknowledged. But does it ever attack anything in RFF? And what are its improved defenses and weapons?
 * SIS Conqueror fires a Wave Motion Gun at the Flying Battery to see what it's capable of.

Other actions

 * Pizzaking161: "i get a watch and a suspicious looking eye and run for my life"
 * "Screw this, I'm outta here!"
 * The 4 Alien Commanders (Ionian Executioner, Europan Knight, Callistoan Bomber, and Cebez; the Super Martian) teleport back to the Bridge of SIS Conqueror.
 * The Kerbal Kommander gets more arrogant since he thinks he's much more powerful than the "weakling" that is his original self, Pizzaking161.
 * 404 found: "I empty out the Gold Pistol (see profile pic) and throw it at the nearest user."
 * Ouch.
 * The Kerbal Kommander sends an invitation to 404 found to invade the SIS Conqueror again, saying that he might be able to deal more than 29% HP this time. He did this because he's looking for a fight, and he's bored. And this time, some Alien Commanders will fight alongside with the Kerbal Kommander in the Bridge.
 * If that doesn't work, SIS Conqueror attempts to provoke 404 found by firing a Wave Motion Gun at him.