Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27080660-20180301191829/@comment-27790518-20180305014252

TheWinner437

 * I use my newly found telekinetic powers to summon the biggest black holes. I enhance the black holes by throwing potions at them. Then, I throw them at Not Oinite.

'MY NAME. ISN'T. NOT. OINITE! '

'''I teleport behind TheWinner437, and backstab him. I'm not attempting to, I actually AM. '''

'''Then I proceed to slash him with my Last Blade, and give him a big punch in the face. '''

CookieCookieNomNom, the Dark Matter Cookie
'''I go and summon a thousand knives. Then I use hand gestures to let them be, and each knife fights each of the stickmen by themselves. '''
 * Alan Becker summons a stickfigure army full of The Chosen Ones and Dark Lords to swarm Not Oinite.