Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27080660-20170804183407/@comment-27121914-20170810134912


 * Warning: Great Wall of Text.
 * Even though I have very limited time on Monday to Friday.

Zephyr-class Implacable Fighters vs. X-34 Gunship (TimewornKaiju vs 404 found)

 * Zeph-2 Ripley scans for X-34's location, and then shoot ki blasts at its approximate location.
 * Zeph-3 Huntress uses Decloaker as an attempt to temporarily disable X-34's Nano-Cloak. And then she commands her swarm of Chomper Drones to chew X-34's shields.
 * Zeph-4 Gemini summons energy clones of Ripley that are continuously moving while firing energy blasts at X-34.
 * Zeph-1 Mayhem uses Hunter Missiles to detect the cloaked X-34 and charge at it.
 * Zeph-5 Nero uses the Homing Star as a wrecking ball to attack X-34.

404 found

 * "and it ended up the Wave Motion Gun blew off the top third of the Science Tower."
 * Acknowledged.
 * "I accept the challenge, and respawn myself. I then TP over to the Bridge, with full gear and armor."
 * [in Bowser's voice] SHOWTIME!!
 * "I immediately starts off by throwing the Gold Pistol at the Kommander to distract him while I ready the Inferno Tower mode on the CM-501."
 * Ouch.
 * The Kerbal Kommander flinches for 3 seconds, and he realizes that he won't have enough time to react!
 * But, the Enceladean Juggernaut engaged battle with 404 found!
 * The Enceladean Juggernaut transforms into a Sea Dragon and readies to fire Hydro Cannon from his mouth at 404. This version of that attack is the polar opposite of the Inferno Tower: It has exponential damage with no limit, but it's composed of water instead of fire. This weapon increases damage at a faster rate than a Inferno Tower.
 * 6 Alien Commanders (and Enceladean Juggernaut) have engaged battle with 404 found!
 * Venusian Incinerator.
 * Uranian Destructor.
 * Ionian Executioner.
 * Europan Knight.
 * Callistoan Bomber.
 * Cebez; the Super Martian.
 * (Going to sleep...)

TheRealDarkrai5

 * "Darkrai: I'm guessing he's dark/dragon so we need mostly fairy and ice type moves"
 * Either way, I bet that wouldn't work. HEE HEE HEE... 
 * "Crystal: alright team! We should only use fairy or ice type moves if we have them"
 * ok
 * "Crystal uses moonblast on timeworn"
 * Obviously, the Sun is more powerful than the Moon, so...
 * I create a Homing Star and block the Moonblast with it! A Homing Star is a miniature sun which can be used as a nearly-unstoppable homing projectile, or a wrecking ball that can protect its master from enemy attacks.
 * And then I send the Homing Star at Crystal, which will follow her until it's successfully stopped, and it'll explode once it hits her, dealing massive damage, which can one-shot some entities.
 * "Xerneas uses purity tendrils to the maximum Strength so it can't be manipulated"
 * The Purity Tendrils hit me!
 * Ugh. It tastes like diabetes.
 * Mental heath: 2/5
 * I gain an immunity to "purifying attacks".
 * "Absol uses dark hole eclipse( powered by darkium z)"
 * I throw a White Hole (push instead of pull) at the Black Hole Eclipse before I get sucked into it, neutralizing both cosmic objects!
 * "Togepi uses dazzling gleam on timeworn"
 * My eyes!
 * I stab both of my eyes because of the bright light.  EYESTAB x2 COMBO!!!! 
 * Mental health: 1/5.
 * I regenerate my eyes and gain an immunity to brightness.
 * "Yveltal uses oblivion wing and steals some of timeworns life force and gives it to the hurt members of the team"
 * FOOLISH MOVE, MORTAL. 
 * Several tendrils of Red Miles erupt from the bodies of the Pokemon who were given my life force by Yveltal, brutally killing them from the inside! 
 * Oh wait, Pokemon only faint. Curse you, Pokemon logic!
 * "Darkrai uses dark void on timeworn making him fall asleep no exceptions"
 * I fall asleep, but it's only because of a coincidence: It's almost bedtime for me!
 * "Mew starts singing call me maybe at the top of her lungs, yveltal cringes and covers his ears, Darkrai just laughs as mew singing is just so gosh darn cute"
 * "[...] But here's my number. So call me maybe?"
 * "I don't know who you are, but I will find you and I will find you."  - Liam Neeson, Taken.
 * The only time I will ever agree with Yveltal.
 * Pffft! "Cute?" This is what the a place beyond Hell sounds like!
 * "Crystal, xerneas, and absol start singing along "
 * I create a pair of Deafening Headphones and wear them. MAKE IT STOP!!
 * "Togepi sings along off key making yveltal cringe even more, but yveltal continues to fight"
 * 404 found: "Agent Smith (I cloned him out) instantly dies from the cancerous sounds flying through the air."
 * Oh boy! I'm glad that I have this pair of headphones! Otherwise, I would die from noise pollution!
 * "Darkrai: HES WEAK TO LOVE!!! Togepi: BRIIIIII! (Yay, now I can help beat him!)"
 * WHAT!?! NOOOO!! IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT I CAN'T ADAPT AGAINST!!! 
 * "Togepi hugs timeworn"
 * NO!! NO!!!!! 
 * YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!! 
 * YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A WEAKLING!! 
 * THAT WAS UNFAIR!! UNFAIR!!!!! 
 * UNFAAAAIIIIR!!!!! 
 * I was rekt! (But love is a cheap trick against me!)
 * Mental health: 0/5.
 * I respawn in the battlefield, outside the Judgement Hall since I lost to the battle against a cheap trick.
 * Ugh... my head hurts...

SnufflesTheDog

 * "I hook the Flying Battery up to a teleporter and teleport it (and myself) into what used to be the judgement hall. ​I love ruining people's days."
 * Oh, so that's what it is: A battering ram.
 * And the Wave Motion Gun did nothing against it. So that means we need to destroy it from the inside?
 * The Kerbal Kommander teleports several nukes into the Flying Battery, then detonate it in order to destroy it from the inside.

[DUEL] Omega PEKKA vs. Type: Sparky

 * "I dodge most of it, but it clips my arm. Despite the Overcharge absorbing most of the damage, it still hurts."
 * That's how powerful the Omega PEKKA is.
 * "I retaliate by faking a swing, then sliding under the Omega PEKKA and slicing the back of its leg."
 * Clever, very clever. 4234/5000 HP remains!
 * The Omega PEKKA uses Crimson Barrage against Sparky. It fires red orbs from its eyes, made from energy of destruction.

Pizzaking161

 * "i finally research enough to discover the rocketship i wanted for so long to destroy the Kerbal Kommander. Name:The Kommanders Fate"
 * SIS Conqueror reacts by firing dozens of Wave Motion Guns at the rocketship.

TheRealDarkrai5

 * "Xerneas: judgement is over. We must help eevee and pizza king Darkrai: let's go."
 * SOON, I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE... 
 * ...YOU DIABEETUS-GIVING FAIRIES. 
 * "They leave the judgement hall"
 * Acknowledged.
 * "Crystal: Let me see the plans. Darkrai: what can we do?"
 * You guys must teleport into SIS Conqueror and help 404 found defeat the Kerbal Kommander, or attack both the Kommander and 404.

Btd456Creeper's Grey Goo

 * "I summon the goo from the Tasty Planet series and put it into the ocean. It will feed off of single-celled organisms and grow."
 * Another boss entity, huh?
 * Well then, I'll observe that thing since it's too small for me to react against it.
 * "Goo size: Bacteria"
 * Acknowledged.