Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26336673-20160813000516/@comment-29191679-20160905024815

That is actually kinda funny.

 Actually, we can't stop now. Erebus, King of the Endermen, has been sighted in the area. No doubt he's up to something bad.

 So we can't take a break?

 Yup. And by the time we get the scuba gear on to actually go there, someone's gonna twist the plot again.

 Who's Erebus?

 Legends speak of a terrible enderman named Erebus, who attempted to destroy the Minecraft multiverse alongside a ghast known as Malacoda. They were slain at the last second by a user by the name of Gameknight999.

 What's a Ghast?

 *sigh*

 ...And that's pretty much what a ghast looks like.

 You could've just said it's a big flying white cube with tentacles and a face that shoots fireballs.

 You're right. That could've saved a lot of time.