Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180622030441/@comment-34097798-20180630000515

I place the Death Star (1/1500 of its original size) onto the pile.

EVENTS
 * The Death Star is crushing everything. (I kept its original weight and broke the laws of physics. Yay.

CONTENTS are in the expandy button tab thing because the list is too big  That took a while.
 * Mario's corpse
 * Mutilated
 * Has a hole in it
 * Covered in ink
 * Has a fly stuck to it because of the ink
 * Crushed
 * Mario's hat
 * Covered in ink
 * Crushed
 * A mound of stone
 * Covered in ink
 * Crushed
 * A soda can
 * Covered with ink
 * Crushed
 * A basement key
 * Covered in ink
 * Crushed
 * Splintered Wood
 * Covered in ink
 * Crushed
 * Thermal Detonator
 * Won't explode (Quagsire's ability, Damp; Polish-speaking monkey prevents fires)
 * Covered in ink
 * Crushed
 * Quagshire corpse
 * Covered in diluted ink
 * Crushed
 * A dead polish-speaking monkey
 * Covered in ink
 * Crushed
 * Devourer of Gods
 * Covered in diluted ink
 * Crushed (I think)
 * Broken SCP-682
 * Very salty
 * Covered in ink
 * Crushed
 * Btd456Creeper
 * Covered in ink
 * Crushed
 * Plate of creepy pasta
 * Crushed