Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26073440-20181024162518

A phrase in, I already made a play on words, yes. Getting ready, I wonder why they call me hot He reached an agreement with the demon, now I am accumulating debts Yes, I bet the dumb, do not need to worry I have a cup of trouble, you saw my Mugshot yet? You're dead before walking on my finger gun All of Valuip's employers, leaving them unemployed They never make me run like a crane I'm a full goblet, you never try You can not touch it, but you have to kick the bucket. I have to be drunk, but I can not believe it. Pull up, touch the board, Mugman You do not want to pay your head I need a bad hand wash in a dirty dish After doing these violent acts - God is Dan! I will stop despite this train is stopped Where is my boat? Sorry Jump around like a frog, duck and dodge your fists I will not pour a single tear when I'm cutting onions Breathing breathless and swollen all the breath Just to cup a waste Without all you want to end in death You do not eat a meal with Cuphead enough Do not eat Cuphead, it says enough Do not eat Cuphead, it says enough Do not eat Cuphead, it says enough Do not eat Cuphead, it says enough You will never catch me screaming about the milk that I shed My head is not empty, but who knows what he is filled with? I took this diabolical gamble Nothing that could not be done
 * I remember this from a while back, I’m pretty sure 404 made it.
 * Anyway, the game is this: The above user must make a block of text, and the user below them must simplify the block of text.
 * Like this.
 * EeveelutionSquadEqualObscure:
 * static
 * Flare: Now that the chocolate’s worn off… it’s time for you final test! Protecting yourself from this boulder!
 * Pearl: But… but… but what if it crushes me?
 * Flare: Nah! You’re psychic is strong! It shouldn’t
 * [Flare pushes a boulder off a cliff onto Pearl. Pearl lifts it above her, and exclaims in joy]
 * Speed: Hey guys! What’s u--
 * [Pearl drops the boulder on Speed by accident, crushing him.]
 * Pearl: Ummm. uhuhuhuhuhu… lets… let's just leave.
 * Flare: Agreed…
 * static
 * 3…… 2…… 1…… DROP IT!
 * [Speed, now highly injured does Boneless for about 7 seconds]
 * Speed: Ow! Ummm… my bones hurt… if I keep this up I will be *boneless…
 * static
 * Lazuli: Hey Speed!
 * Speed: Yes? What is it? I’m in a wheelchair! But ask away!
 * Lazuli: Would you--
 * Alia-A Intro Part*
 * Lazuli: Like to--
 * Alia-A Intro Part
 * Lazuli: Go out--
 * Alia-A Intro Part
 * Lazuli: To--
 * Alia-A Intro Part
 * Lazuli: Eat with m--
 * Alia-A Intro
 * Lazuli: OH COME ON!
 * Speed: Whose stupid idea was this?
 * [Aggron looks, and then runs away]
 * ImAComputeryGuy: Tl;dr cringe obscure reference stuff
 * Take a sip of this, I’m a little Cuphead
 * And now it's time to go to the biblical bible, the bill
 * Any line you draw
 * This is the line through which I will pass
 * captured in a world that does not have natural laws
 * you still have your coffee because I'm out of the wall
 * My demons need to be used
 * low caffeine of outta gets strength
 * will we ever come to heaven when we die
 * can not get worse, we are already investing our lives
 * forget the fairies they've been frying
 * I'd like to pick up her fight with that prick of Mickey Mouse
 * I kick your booty and knock Walt Disney
 * leave them with the toxic taste in the mouth (no)
 * I've been dealing with my hands, though there is a bad result
 * I go all the way and let the rest all over again
 * looks like the last straw
 * you better say to the devil that this is all the people
 * Come see what we have brewed
 * Something to keep you moving
 * it must be my beaten
 * The song is a fun song
 * how do we continue to groan?
 * Some say we are gathering products
 * Beeping Bowling Looney Admonition
 * Now is the time to deal with the music
 * You will never catch me screaming about the milk that I shed
 * My head is not empty, but who knows what he is filled with?
 * I took this diabolical gamble
 * Nothing that could not be done
 * And now it's time to go to the biblical bible, the bill
 * I feel like the Holy Grail
 * Only hope is that I will not go to hell
 * If so it is not good
 * I sinned, but nobody spoke
 * I am more than just a cup
 * Turn a toast and get me
 * Pour another and drink it, but do not shake it
 * Because I'm not the kind of cup you have to chugging from
 * I'll be with you when I open and gun
 * The work for Lucifer is a ton of fun (Not really lol)
 * You make my bid and done it
 * I will leave you that, jazzy c razzle dazzled
 * And after a bad war whoop donkey
 * when I'm with river ponds without paddle
 * and just imagine, the glass is half full!
 * You will never catch me screaming about the milk that I shed
 * My head is not empty, but who knows what he is filled with?
 * I took this diabolical gamble
 * Nothing that could not be done
 * And now it's time to go to the biblical bible, the bill

And so on and so forth
 * Cambodia_Phnom_Penh256: Tl;dr Cuphead Rap google translated
 * Oh. Hi
 * Time is a tool you hang on a rizd
 * Or wear in on your wall
 * The past doesn’t exist, the future is far behind us.
 * What?
 * A quarter to eight, there is fish on the bath tray
 * But then The Cinccino came and time got new
 * What?
 * I’m a computery computer full of wires and computery partswhich are full of wires and more computery parts
 * & I exist & he exists
 * Here comes dat Ugandan Knuckles!
 * QUICK! GRAB THE MACHINE GUN!
 * [shoots down Ugandan Knuckles]
 * YAAAAAY!
 * No GIR. Actually, that’s good, GIR
 * Now as you can see, time is important, it exists with us
 * MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH!!
 * GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOR
 * Good job, you failed Smash Bros. 4

Rules

 * 1) Follow GD Wiki guidelines
 * 2) No innapropriate stuff, or mention of suicide
 * 3) Nothing ridiculously long
 * 4) Don’t waste the above person’s time
 * 5) No politics
 * 6) No NSFW
 * 7) Obscure reference are aloud, as long as they remain unannoying and stuff.


 * Hello, Jonahton
 * Hlleo, Jcak.
 * How are you doing, little good sir? Are you eating pizza?
 * Fo coruse nto!
 * Yes you are!
 * No I am not, but I’d like to sing you a song!
 * This post is my
 * And this is the triagonal
 * Blue brass, in June.
 * They are mys for me!
 * Ziggy Baking is a mine
 * The tweets are for me
 * The cities of the cities, both your feet, are all of me!
 * It all belongs to me!
 * Everything I see
 * North, South, East and West
 * I was upset, because I got it, I am Stingy, and I am!
 * And this holiday package also mine. Hmm
 * The floor and the ceiling are mine
 * (Earrape, demonic) All your feelings are mine
 * You always know, that's all it is,
 * It is mine, mine and me, I, I!
 * That's what I said, it's me!
 * That’s not even how it goes, son!
 * I don’t care, I translated each line into our language, and then back because I realised that we already speak Englosh
 * Englosh? English! 