Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27080660-20161031170128/@comment-27383731-20161221005710

A blue, 1,444.4444 meter tall Tetrahedron with a 599.99989 meter long eye in the middle of each side. The eye is green in color, but the iris is bright red. The tetrahedron also has a MafiaPinapple on top of it, which has a shotgun and is shooting 12.1-degrees (Fahrenheit) water. In the water are goldfish that are 9.93876 meters long and 5.83 meters tall swimming away from the shots that MafiaPineapple is firing. The shots are rainbow lasers in the spectrum of red, orange, yellow, green, teal, blue, indigo, purple, and pink. MafiaPineapple has a meme dumb face with a giant nose. In the distance there is the PPAP guy being super annoying. The tetrahedron is 1.769875mm taller than a normal "axiudancedative" tetrahedron. The tetrahedron is equipped with a dark blue fire beam, a bright yellow electricity beam, a reddish-purple ice beam, and a lime green Geometry Dash Water beam. Each beam can reach up to 3.14 miles away and bounce off of anything covered in explosive paint that is not blue or purple. The fire beam burns you at 200 degrees Fahrenheit, the electric beam paralyzes you for 3 hours, the ice beam freezes you at -94 degrees Fahrenheit, and the water beam soaks you. The tetrahedron can also be used as a spike in real life Geometry Dash. In this case, it is 5mm taller than normal. Both inside and outside real life GD, Riot is on it. He is screaming "SWAG" at 80db 50 times per second and holding Chara's knife, murdering anyone who goes on the tetrahedron. Everyone thinks he is saying "QUACK" instead of "SWAG". GuitarHeroStyles is jumping over the tetrahedron, with a knife in his hand, summoning a red slash to try to kill Riot, because he's.. Rioting. The tetrahedron has a hole it spits razor blades out of. One of the razor blades spins out of control and start attacking random players. The Razor blades are made out of Yatagarasu parts which enables flight at up to 25 mph and the ability to make GD Youtubers quit when they are hit. According to the tetrahedron, RobTop is programming 2.1 at a table that is 6,754 meters tall. His PC has 8 bits and 0,000001 GB space. The tetrahedron used to be a small orange triangle that got lifted off of a page. RobTop is teasering in streams instead of programming 2.1. Inside the tetahedron, a yellow homusculus is humming the tune "Cb-A-B-Bb-A-Ab-Eb-F#-A-C#-E." (the song of the Sound Prism) The tetrahedron has a upside-down tetrahedron-shaped hole in it made by connecting the centroids of the sides of the origional tetahedron to make a new tetahedron. There seems to be Betrayal of Fate by Goukisan playing. You can find images of Ash, Brock, Misty, May, Max, Dawn, Iris, Cilian, Clemont, Bonnie, Serena, Jessie, James, Pikachu, Meowth, and all other characters in the Pokemon Anime. It has the words "420lolol Theco XDDhahaucantseeme'". There are 7 scientists observing this tetrahedron and writing it down on there iPad Pros. One of the scientists is secretly a spy for a terrorist organization, planning to blow up the tetrahedron. Another is actually playing Clash Royale on his iPad Pro. A stickman is trying to climb the tetrahedron, but can't because they got zapped by a bright, luminous purple lightning bolt that reflected off the tetrahedron and onto him, because he is cursed with bad luck. Another stickman is looking at MafiaPineapple's shotgun. Serponge is mental ill because a sciencist doesn't get him an iPad Pro to build an effect level in GD. The tetahedron uses psychic powers to hack into the GD servers and makes crappy levels all day long. It does this for other video games too, for example Clash Royale where it makes all the unoriginal cards such as the The Log and L33T Barbarians. Another example is in Minecraft, where diamonds and dirt switch places. However, the tetrahedron can be stopped from this action, but not many people are sure of how to stop it. Because of its psychic powers and damage, it is now considered a Keter SCP, under the number of 2718 in Site-13. The tetrahedron is currently on the phone with SCP-001. Also, the tetrahedron has the ability to communicate through telekenesis. It can also teleport to anywhere in the universe, much like the Heart of Gold from A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, except the Heart of Gold instead can just move at up to infinity miles per hour. It can also float in the air in the same way a brick doesn't. Also, TriAxis is standing on his black LG phone and making community drama as he is being electrocuted. Next to TriAxis is Tama_N his friend in which he collaborated with to make X, who is currently taking pictures of TriAxis and sending them to Instagram and YouTube. He also makes a note about the tetrahedron, which says this.... "A blue, 1,444 meter tall Tetrahedron with a 599.9998 meter long eye in the middle of each side. The eye is green in color, but the iris is bright red. The tetrahedron also has a MafiaPinapple on top of it, which has a shotgun and is shooting 12-degrees (Fahrenheit) water. In the water are goldfish that are 9.93876 meters long and 5.83 meters tall swimming away from the shots that MafiaPineapple is firing. The shots are rainbow lasers in the spectrum of red, orange, yellow, green, teal, blue, indigo, purple, and pink. MafiaPineapple has a meme dumb face with a giant nose. In the distance there is the PPAP guy being super annoying. The tetrahedron is 1.769875mm taller than a normal "axiudancedative" tetrahedron. The tetrahedron is equipped with a dark blue fire beam, a bright yellow electricity beam, a reddish-purple ice beam, and a lime green Geometry Dash Water beam. Each beam can reach up to 3.14 miles away and bounce off of anything covered in explosive paint that is not blue or purple. The fire beam burns you at 200 degrees Fahrenheit, the electric beam paralyzes you for 3 hours, the ice beam freezes you at -94 degrees Fahrenheit, and the water beam soaks you (in Pokémon it has 300 power). The tetrahedron can also be used as a spike in real life Geometry Dash. In this case, it is 5.5mm taller than normal. Both...."

There is a nondescript government agent watching all this happen from a distance. He has a radio on his hand and is listing off the coordinates of each object. He is talking to Ash Ketchum and followers (Brock, Misty, May, Max, Dawn, Cilian, Iris, Clemont, Bonnie, and Serena) who will soon drop in an elite Black Ops team to take back the tetrahedron. Ash Ketchum and followers are also in posession of a machine gun, a laser gun, and all 802 Pokémon. There is also Harambe in the cage in the back of the tetrahedron, which every five seconds, will fire a basketball at a randomly selected person. But once it hits the person, you hear we are number one, but every one is replaced with mr bombastic, but every noun is replaced with the sonic x theme, but every time it says fast, the bee movie plays, but every time a bee appears, a dead meme appears.