Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26336673-20171211080608/@comment-27121914-20171219150016


 * Sweg Dragon's Mercy Button has been repaired. He no longer has the Broken MERCY debuff. (Which I inflicted on him for a month/several weeks ago).

List of Current Players and Entities

 * 1) TimewornKaiju, the Embodiment of Chaos and Destruction  (Eldritch Steven ) (Frost Impaler's Armor : 125% HP) (Ruby Armor) (Energy Absorber API: 95% Integrity) (Anti-Friendly Fire API) (Infinity Gem Invincibility API) (Immune to forced teleportation by other entities) (LOVE IMMUNITY ) (Cherry Tapped: Regular Shields are immediately destroyed once deployed by the afflicted user until this debuff goes away)
 * 2) [SPACE-BOSS]  Boss Bonanza (0/24 bosses defeated)
 * 3) Boss Alpha: Dr. Kahl's Robot (Cuphead)
 * 4) Bosses Beta: Ornstein and Smough (Dark Souls)
 * 5) Dragon Slayer Ornstein
 * 6) Executioner Smough
 * 7) Boss Gamma: The Rebel Flagship (FTL: Faster Than Light)
 * 8) Sweg Dragon, the Draconic Soul  (Assi-Limit API) (Holo-Forminator API) (Heatseeker API) (Healinator API) (Immortality API: Invincible until all Calamity Bosses are defeated)
 * 9) [CALAMITY-BOSS]  Jungle Dragon, Yharon 
 * 10) Type: Sparky, the Strategic Tactician (P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Mini P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Phantom Rider Suit)
 * 11) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-1 Death Egg Robot
 * 12) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-2 Big Arms
 * 13) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-3 Egg Viper
 * 14) Brevon's Fleet
 * 15) [SUPERBOSS] Lord Brevon
 * 16) Omochao
 * 17) Tons of other random stuff
 * 18) 404 found, the Grand Admiral
 * 19) Imperial Fleet
 * 20) Brown Eevee, the Bavarium Empress
 * 21) Falco Maxime: Centcom (Bavarium Nuke System & Various APIs)
 * 22) TITAN ACE Adamantium Tank
 * 23) Cima Leon: Centcom (FOW Airstrike System & Various APIs)
 * 24) Corda Dracon: Centcom (FOW EMP Cannon System & Various APIs)
 * 25) Thousands of M99A5 Silhouettes
 * 26) Hundreds of Urga Mstitels
 * 27) Golden Urga Mstitel
 * 28) Monumental Mecha-Dragon Mothership
 * 29) Hexiron Space Station
 * 30) The Covenant
 * 31) Btd456Creeper, the Creator of RFF
 * 32) Malus, the Colossus ("Manix Malus")
 * 33) TehBlastrX, the Garry's Modder (chunBox)
 * 34) [CHUN-BOSSES] Profaned Guardians
 * 35) Profaned Guardian A (Attacker Guardian)
 * 36) Profaned Guardian B (Defender Guardian)
 * 37) Profaned Guardian C (Healer Guardian)
 * 38) [CHUN-BOSS] Providence, the Profaned God
 * 39) Sentinels of the Devourer
 * 40) [CHUN-BOSS] Signus, Envoy of the Devourer
 * 41) [CHUN-BOSS] Ceaseless Void
 * 42) [CHUN-BOSS] Storm Weaver
 * 43) [CHUN-BOSS] Polterghast
 * 44) [CHUN-BOSS] The Devourer of Gods
 * 45) [CHUN-BOSS] False Yharon, the Jungle Dragon
 * 46) [CHUN-BOSS] Supreme Calamitas
 * 47) [CHUN-BOSS] THE LORDE
 * 48) Scientedfic, the Versatile Warrior
 * 49) Unnamedblockster661, the Sockpuppeteer (Nulled and Voided: This player's posts are to be ignored by other players until he returns to his designated main account, Shenron Weasley)
 * 50) Asrahim (Ghirahim + Asriel)
 * 51) Hekarus (Hekapoo + Beerus)
 * 52) Orochinator DX
 * 53) Sukerutron EVA
 * 54) Kaizaryu EX
 * 55) Kaiser Calamitas Coccon (Will unleash once original Supreme Calamitas is defeated)
 * 56) Wall Of Chlorophyte and Weed (WOCAW)
 * 57) KTS (King Of The Storm)
 * 58) [FLEET] Illuminus Fleet
 * 59) [BASE] Plasma Dragazer: Centcom and various APIs (Lumnite Capital)
 * 60) Omega Dragos Hypermech
 * 61) 10 Zillion Thundara Mstitels
 * 62) 10 Diamond Thundara Mstitels (1 DTM for every 1 zillion TMs)
 * 63) [SUPERWEAPON] Psychic Dominator
 * 64) [SUPERWEAPON] Turbo Star
 * 65) [SUPERWEAPON] Eagle Artillery
 * 66) [FLEET] Xyz Fleet
 * 67) Starship Of Little Cubes And Tea [SOLCAT]
 * 68) Executioner Xyz Starship
 * 69) Phantom Ganon
 * 70) Cenx
 * 71) S0mePVZfan, the Keyblade Master

Counteractions

 * Gee, people sure love using the @everyone tag on RFF...

THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE (UnofficiallyRed)

 * "I nuke everyone"
 * I push the nuke(s) away with a Gravity Wave. Far enough that the resulting explosion won't harm anything.
 * And then I impale the nukes with Red Miles, causing them to explode.

CLOUDY, WITH A CHANCE OF MEATIER METEORS (Sonar553)

 * A bunch of OVERPOWERED LIZARDS godly dragons wrecking your universe just for fun? Throw space rocks at them. It always work.
 * "All my posts from now on will be a post where meteorites will continuously hit everyone. They must be countered."
 * I impale the meteorites with Red Miles.
 * "STRIKE Everyone."
 * I transpierce the meteorites with some tendrils named as "Red Miles."
 * "From the Airship, I call out the patapons to let the cannons fire. They are lethal. They try to strike everyone."
 * I push the cannons' projectiles away with a Gravity Wave.
 * "Meteorite post."
 * I transpierce the space rocks known as "meteorites" with tendrils of red color named as "Red Miles."
 * "Meteorites hit everyone"
 * How can I make the statement anymore verbose...
 * You know what, enough with the increasingly verbose meme.
 * STAB SPACE ROCKS. WITH RED MILES.
 * "From now on, AGAIN, all my posts should be considered as a meteorite post hitting everyone for the next 7 posts."
 * Basically @everyone for 7 more times, eh?

BROWN @everyone (Brown Eevee)

 * "I fire foaming rounds at everyone"
 * I push them away with a Gravity Wave.

The Unholy Assault (vs. Sweg Dragon)

 * "The Devourer of Gods swiftly counters the blasts of Atomic Breath by utilizing the power of Asriel's essence, whom it's just defeated."
 * Ooh, what is he gonna do?
 * "Launching massive Shocker Breakers from its body, it quickly dispatches all of the radioactive fire."
 * ...well?
 * Lightning can do anything... including blocking nuclear blasts.
 * "However, the Devourer of Gods is suddenly teleported to right before the Big Bang occurred! Instantly, it tries to warp back to the present-time, but it's too late! The force of the entire universe engulfs the massive god worm!"'
 * [INSERT OVERUSED M. BISON MEME HERE]
 * "...Wait. ...It's still standing!"
 * ...are you effin' kidding me?
 * "Miraculously, the Devourer of Gods has barely held on, after being struck with the most powerful force to ever be known in the universe."
 * HOW IN THE UNDERWORLD DOES SLITHER.IO SURVIVE THE BIG BANG!?!
 * "It's incredibly weak however... Scars chafe its body, and pure liquid cosmilite can be seen oozing from cracks on its shell."
 * Now is a good time to die, Mr. Devourer.
 * "With its last ounce of strength, it rams at hyperspeed straight into the Final Fantasy, engulfing it. It can't take any more at this point, and, after shredding the massive entity, spits it out and flees back to its pocket dimension, in order to regain its strength over the course of several dozen millenia!"
 * Final Fantasy is rekt!
 * REKT BY: The Devourer of Gods' last ditch move.
 * "The Devourer of Gods has retreated! (Basically, been defeated)."
 * The Devourer be like: ABANDON THREAD.
 * "And then there was one..."
 * Only one Calamity Boss remains!
 * "Yharon abruptly heats up his body to 10,000 degrees Celsius, frying all of Cagney's tendrils. The massive dragon proceeds to incinerate the dancing flower with a massive flame tornado, before lighting it further ablaze with a barrage of flames."
 * Cagney Carnation is rekt!
 * "Don't you know Fire is super effective against Grass?"
 * ...whoops.
 * "However, a strange attack smacks against Yharon. As the form of this attack's unknown, it's unable to defend itself, taking a good amount of damage!"
 * YHARON YHARON YHARON YHARON YHARON. I'M... H A P P Y .
 * "Unsure of how to defeat such an entity, Yharon continues barraging it with flames."
 * Giygas is rekt! (This isn't how you defeat him ingame, but eh, screw it).
 * "That'll be all for today. Still in the middle of exams, so..."
 * Good luck! :D

Infernal Catharsis (Boss Bonanza vs. Yharon)

 * The Space Gem resonates with spatial power...
 * Video game bosses begin crossing over from another dimension. Notably, those hard bosses.
 * The Boss Bonanza has awoken!
 * The Boss Bonanza summons Dr. Kahl's Robot, Ornstein and Smough, and the Rebel Flagship.
 * That'll be all for today. My dad is telling me to go to sleep. Good night!