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3. Zimbabwium

Type: Natural liquid; can’t be frozen.

This unique element, found by a random Zimbabwe kid, was able to make her family rich. Or so she thought. Zimbabwium is highly unstable and corrosive, melting hands at touch and rarely exploding on contact with liquid gold.

It weighs one hundreth of a milligram per atom, and costs $500,000, a waste of your money, for sure.