Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-34097798-20180526194008/@comment-7395353-20180623125158

But my computer's speakers are broken, so I just sit there bored for 4 minutes and 10 seconds.

The below user has an anvil about to fall on their head.

And they MUST follow the "dodge the scenario ON ACCIDENT" rule, or they ABSOLUTELY UNAVOIDABLY EXPLODE.