Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26822753-20171109173643/@comment-27121914-20171117140321

List of Current Players and Entities

 * 1) TimewornKaiju, the Embodiment of Chaos and Destruction  (Eldritch Steven ) (60% Internal HP) (Frost Impaler's Armor : 125% HP) (Ruby Armor) (Energy Absorber API: 112% Integrity) (Anti-Friendly Fire API) (Infinity Gem Invincibility API) (Immune to forced teleportation by other entities) (LOVE IMMUNITY ) (Cherry Tapped: Regular Shields are immediately destroyed once deployed by the afflicted user until this debuff goes away)
 * 2) [SPACE-BOSS]  The Lord of Lightning/The Ruined Dragon (Super Mario Odyssey) (160% HP) (Faster Than You: His speed scales with his victim's/opponent's, so he will always be faster than you) (Prism Armor: Reduced damage from everything and has a 50% chance to reflect projectiles)
 * 3) [POWER-BOSS]  Ares, the God of War (71% HP) (Teleportation Module) (Prism Armor: Reduced damage from everything and has a 50% chance to reflect projectiles) (Inside the Bombarding Behemoth)
 * 4) The Bombarding Behemoth
 * 5) [POWER-BOSS]  Mastiff Tremor, the Dogfather (Player clone of SnufflesTheDog)
 * 6) Hydrobeast Retriever
 * 7) Sweg Dragon, the Draconic Soul  (Assi-Limit API) (Holo-Forminator API) (Heatseeker API) (Healinator API) (Immortality API) (Broken MERCY: Cannot assist their own entities, but can still directly attack other entities)
 * 8) [CALAMITY-BOSS]  Providence, the Profaned God  (Increased attack power!)
 * 9) Profaned Guardian A (Defender Guardian) 
 * 10) [CALAMITY-BOSS]  The Devourer of Gods (Final Form)  (Draconic Blades) (Summon Iron Fists to hold weapons/use abilities)
 * 11) <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px purple">The Devourer of Thots/Another Worm Boss 
 * 12) <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px purple">[CALAMITY-BOSS]  <span style="color:brown;text-shadow:0 0 1px brown, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px green">Jungle Dragon, Yharon 
 * 13) <span style="color:yellow;text-shadow:0 0 1px brown, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px orange">Bumblebirb A 
 * 14) Type: Sparky (P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Mini P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Phantom Rider Suit) (Phantom Ruby: 50% repair progress)
 * 15) [SUPERBOSS] EG-02 Egg Walker
 * 16) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-1 Death Egg Robot
 * 17) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-2 Big Arms
 * 18) [FLEET] Brevon's Fleet
 * 19) [SUPERBOSS] Lord Brevon
 * 20) Sassafras
 * 21) Tons of other random stuff
 * 22) 404 found, the Fleet Admiral
 * 23) [FLEET] Imperial Fleet
 * 24) Clone 2 (Mech)
 * 25) Sonar553, the Shadow of Darkness (Hex Shield)
 * 26) [FLEET] Patapon Airships
 * 27) Uberheroes
 * 28) Pingrek
 * 29) Tondenga
 * 30) Oohoroc
 * 31) Cannogabang
 * 32) Oiniteoderfla12 (Super-Mech)
 * 33) SnufflesTheDog (85% HP)
 * 34) Planet Cake (Layers: 1-39, 41-59) (52nd Layer: Frozen) (20th Layer: Marshmallow Trees) (40th Layer: A few houses and some trees)
 * 35) [BOSS] <span style="color:red;text-shadow:1px 1px 1px orange, 2px 2px 2px red, 3px 3px 3px black">The Energy Monarch  (Energy Depleted: 7/10)
 * 36) Strange Heart Entity
 * 37) Zombie Lava Magpies of DOOM
 * 38) Frozen Buster Bats of DOOM
 * 39) [BOSS] <span style="color:lime;text-shadow:1px 1px 1px green, 2px 2px 2px cyan">The Jelly Castle  (Layer 60)
 * 40) Jelly Knights
 * 41) Heatran Rudania Ultima Weapon
 * 42) [MLG-BOSS] Wall of Memes
 * 43) Grenburr
 * 44) Wooyari
 * 45) False Cannogabang
 * 46) Faceless Void
 * 47) Brown Eevee
 * 48) The Covenant
 * 49) Universal Monumental Galaxy Destroying Bavarium Shielded Mecha-Kraken (UMGDBSMK)
 * 50) Btd456Creeper
 * 51) Robotic Memelord
 * 52) Pizzaking161
 * 53) Planet Tekto

Assistant of the Red Dragon (Type: Sparky)

 * "Steven, I gave a reason why firebending can't be Null and Void."
 * Well then.
 * Either way, all the chains still got destroyed anyway, even if those flarenadoes were stopped before they hit the Lord of Lightning.
 * "1: I give Darkmetal Overlord an Armageddon Shield before he dies. He's still around! I will do everything to make sure this happens."
 * Assist 1. Check.
 * You used TIME FCUK in order to "travel back in time" and protect Darkmetal Overlord with an Armageddon Shield right before he dies.
 * That ability's name is a reference to a Newgrounds game called "Time Fcuk", which is made by the creator of Super Meat Boy, Binding of Isaac, and The End is Nigh.
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">The Armageddon Shield explodes with the force of a Hypernova, dealing MASSIVE(?) damage against all of Sweg's entities! 
 * (Its original effect is the fact that the resulting explosion affects everyone on the thread with its massive explosion, but since attacks that target everyone tend to go unnoticed, I decided to nerf it instead so it can be more noticeable).
 * And thanks to the powers of Timey-Wimey Ball, Darkmetal Overlord comes back by emerging from a time portal!
 * "2: I use a Teleport Monitor to teleport the Yharon clones INSIDE SWEG'S ENTITIES. Ick. The Lord of Lightning's Electrified Scales and Prism Armor are still alive!"
 * The Yharon clones got teleported inside Sweg's entities!
 * Well then. The Electrified Scales buff is now active once more! But not after the last Bumblebirb rammed into the last chain, though.
 * The Prism Armor is still there.
 * "3: I use a CoC Lightning spell to destroy every birb that's going for the chains. ggwp10/10rghasbeencountered"
 * The chains are saved, but then...!
 * They suddenly glowed orange and dissipated! You may have changed the past, but... the future refused to change.
 * However, after having his HP reduced to 112%, the Lord of Lightning activates Electrified Scales once more and regrows the chains.

Unholy Insurgency (Mastiff Tremor vs. Providence, the Profaned God)

 * "Providence bursts out of her shell, and wraps herself within her wings, causing the quake to come in contact with the Profaned Flames and spray them across the arena, dousing everything in flesh-melting energy!"
 * Ares gives himself and my other entities a free Gravity Grenade!
 * My entities throw the Gravity Grenades at themselves, causing an omnidirectional Gravity Wave to erupt from their body and pushes the Profaned Flames away from them! They're not shields, so light pellets don't affect them.
 * "Providence launches one more attack- She retracts into her shell, and rams into Mastiff at full force! She's made of rock and burning solar energy, this oughta hurt..."
 * An enemy who's made of rock is never a problem for the personification of earthquakes!
 * Mastiff Tremor punches Providence with the force of a world-wrecking earthquake, pushing her away!
 * After punching her, he also causes another Skyquake to happen, which repels Providence's profaned energy from his fist, so he doesn't take damage from making contact with Providence!
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px crimson">Mastiff  punches the air again. This time, the resulting Skyquake rips open a Dimensional Rift. From the rift emerges a Hydrobeast Retriever!
 * (Why yes, Hydrobeast is one of Snuffles' forms after all).
 * The Hydrobeast Retriever shoots Hydro Slicers (high-pressure water jets that cut stuff) from all of his fingers and attempt to slice Profaned Guardian A (Defender Guardian) into pieces with them.
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px crimson">Mastiff  pulls out something from his pocket. It's... an C-Tra Gigacannon? What a shame, another ripoff of a weapon.
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px crimson">Mastiff  sets the C-Tra Gigacannon to Bullet Hell mode. He charges it for 5 seconds before firing it at Providence.
 * (No charging for multiple turns because I post daily with a chance of delays, and the fact that I usually forget to charge a charged attack).
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px crimson">Mastiff  launches a King Bill from the Gigacannon, which rams Providence at lightspeed and impales her. After that, the King Bill glows red and then it explodes into millions of planet-piercing bullets!

Universal Collapse (Ares, the God of War vs. The Devourer of Gods)

 * "The Devourer of Gods counters the black hole by using its newly-acquired Iron Fists to summon Celestial Steel, which it uses to surround the black hole and stabilize it within a local Reinforcement Field. Yes, this is how, in the lore, Ceaseless Void was created."
 * Good to know.
 * "However, all the newly-formed Ceaseless Void does is summon a horde of Dark Energy to barrage and nullify Ares, before dissipating into nothingness."
 * Ares throws a Photon Grenade at the Dark Energy Horde! It creates a small field of Absolute Light upon explosion, which destroy the Dark Energy completely!
 * "Lastly, the Devourer of Gods teams up with its younger worm friend to ram Ares from both sides."
 * Ares uses his Teleportation Module in order to dodge the worms and leaves a decoy behind, which, after being rammed by the worms, immediately turns into a Ninja Log.
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px crimson">Ares  summons a hovertank and teleports into it: The Bombarding Behemoth
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px crimson">The Bombarding Behemoth  uses its Wave Motion Gun to shoot a large Energy Orb at The Devourer of Gods' head. The large orb splits into a swarm of smaller energy orbs, which proceeds to home in on The Devourer of Thots.
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px crimson">The Bombarding Behemoth  launches a barrage of Shadowspec Drills from its missile batteries at The Devourer of Gods. These are homing missiles made of Shadowspec (the strongest metal/ore in Calamity Mod), which, once it hits its target, will immediately begin drilling through the target's armor.
 * And then <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px crimson">the Bombarding Behemoth  blasts a Power Impact at The Devourer of Thots. The user fires a ki blast in the form of a fireball. It starts out relatively small but expands massively upon impact.
 * You know what, I'm out of ideas for that guy. If one of my entities has stayed for too long, then reviving it would be useless.
 * I snap my fingers. Darkmetal Overlord suddenly explodes.
 * Darkmetal Overlord is rekt!

Infernal Catharsis (The Lord of Lightning vs. Jungle Dragon, Yharon)

 * "Yharon counters Gigavolt Havoc with a barrage of Lava Blasts. (LAVA, not fire.)"
 * Yharon has succesfully countered the Gigavolt Havoc! Lava Adds Awesome.
 * "Lastly, he strikes the Lord of Lightning's weak spot with massive claw slashes, assuming the weak point's still revealed."
 * It isn't since the weak spot has already been hit during my last post.
 * <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px indigo, 1px 1px 1px indigo">The Lord of Lightning's  Electrified Scales buff causes Draconic Electricity to surge through Yharon's claws and electrocute him, dealing damage!
 * <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px indigo, 1px 1px 1px indigo">The Lord of Lightning  uses Devastating Drake against Yharon! The user materializes its aura using its Z-Power and attacks the target with full force. or, the user attacks with a purple ray in the form of a dragon.
 * <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px indigo, 1px 1px 1px indigo">The Lord of Lightning  teleports behind Bumblebirb A (the remaining one) and bites it as an attempt to eat it for dinner!
 * After that, *<span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px indigo, 1px 1px 1px indigo">the Lord of Lightning  opens his mouth and fires a homing version of El Thor at Yharon.
 * 21:00, again.
 * TimewornKaiju is fast asleep.
 * But fortunately, tomorrow is Saturday. After all these days, I've finally got a break!