Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20160413174521/@comment-26877467-20160415153537

Im bored, so I feel like beating up Scientedfic

I accelerate myself so that I am moving 4000x faster than regular time

I grab a stick from the tree I threw at ElectroBlaze and beat Scientedfic with it

I sink my ultra-fast hands into the bricks of a house and grab a brick and throw it at Scientedfic

I take Riddle from ElectroBlaze and throw him at Scientedfic

I walk to the other side of the world to steal some foreign food

I take a random box from there (fragile with the up thing pointing down)

I throw the shattered contents at Scientedfic one by one

I then put the box on Scientedfic's head while the shattered contents of the box are still floating towards him

I then grab a bullet from any location in the world and throw it at Scientedfic

And finally I go order some pizza, but I have to wait 4000x more for it to arrive