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Espe x Inny (SFW; XXXXXXL)

''One day I woke up in my cave in the forest, to the sound of the world falling down around me. Not understanding what was happening, I panicked. I went out of the cave, and started running through the forest, dodging downed trees, rocks, falling branches and other things falling from the sky. For a second I looked back at the cave, and-thanks god-I had escaped just in time. I was trying to get in a clearing as soon as possible. The dawn had just started waking, and moreover there was hoarfrost. Overall, it was hard to see, but soon I succeed to get to a clearing anyways. I thought it was safe for me already. Alas, I was wrong. Just as I was breathing a deep sigh of relief, a loud crack cut me out. One of the biggest trees in the forest was falling right towards me.''

''I was too petrified to move, let alone keeping the tree still with psychics, teleporting to safety, or doing any other trick that could save me. I attempted to jump on the side. It didn't work, my leg had got stuck in a bunny hole without me noticing. At this point the angle of the falling tree and the ground was only about 50°. I could only watch how it was going to collapse on me every moment. Suddenly, I felt how something pulled me forcefully, my leg getting out of the bunny hole, and kept on, getting further away from the tree. Then, the silhouette, that was quite big compared to me, covered me to protect me from the dust and the other tiny particles, and just in time as the ground shaked from the tree's collapse. We stayed in this position for quite a while.''

''Just as I thought it was over, the creature told me in a playful and feminine voice, "Hold on tight!", and threw me on her back. Not even questioning, I caught on the white fur and she started dashing through the woods, dodging every obstacle on the way. I spotted the small river nearby, and the creature was running right towards it. "What are you doing?!"-I yelled. Not paying attention to me, the being just crouched quickly and jumped over it. I knew the river was just next to the end of the forest. All the death situations, and the wind slapping me on the face, these were just too much for me already. The world was spinning around me, and just as the creature stopped running, I passed out, and probably fell off her.''

''Later, when I woke up, the earthquake had already stopped. It was already the early morning, and I could clearly see the surroundings. I was not far from the place where I fainted. Of course, the first thing I noticed after opening my eyelids was my rescuer. A few meters away from me was a horse with white fur, at least two times my size. She was looking in another direction, but as soon as I moved, her ear twitched, and she turned towards me. "Hey, you are awake?"-she asked. I could not reply, I was looking inside her blue-gray eyes like mesmerized. It was love from first sight.''

"Are you okay?"-she asked-"How do you feel?"

"I am okay... Only a little dirty, especially the leg that was stuck. But I am better now that you are here."-I answered, and facepawed instantly, seeing her light blush as soon as I lowered my paw back.

"Can you walk for a few more minutes to my home?"-she asked.

''I nodded, even though my body hurted. I wanted to look tough and brave.''

''"Great."-she replied ans started walking in the direction of the sun. I stood up and followed.''

"My name is Mew Pur Pur, but everyone calls me Espe!"-I introduced myself.

''"How rude of me, I forgot to introduce myself! I'm known as Inny."-the majestic creature replied and held out her hoof for a handshake. I shook it, and looked inside her eyes. She looked inside my eyes too. I completely lost track on the time at this moment. We stayed in this position for at least a minute, then she finally pulled back her hoof, and we continued walking.''

"That jump was unbelievable!"-I yelled, trying to have a conversation.

"You was still conscious back then?"-Inny was surprised-"You are braver than you look!"

''I blushed, and celebrated secretly. Butterflies flied in my stomach when she said these words.''

''Soon, we reached a little village. I have no idea what kind of village it was; there was no living soul in sight. As soon as we entered it and started walking on the street, she turned on the right, towards the door of a small white house. She kicked it opened and entered the house, and then I scurried after her. It was cold, and not tidy, but for somebody who had been living in a cave for many years, I was very satisfied. I stood up on two legs and closed the door.''

"May I... live with you from now on?"-I asked, and my face turned red.

"Yep."-Inny replied simply.

''We had stopped next to the door. Her simple reply calmed me up a little bit, and prepared me for the next thing I wanted to say. "I love you..."-I whispered-"And I don't care that we are different species."''

''"Love knows no boundaries..."-Inny said, and leaned closer to me. I understood what she was having in mind and looked up, moving her muzzle next to her... And we kissed. A quick and affectionate kiss. Then I wrapped around her neck, as she was crouching low. "Thank you for saving my life! Thankyouthankyouthankyou! You were amazing!"-I yelled energically-"But what were you doing there?"''

"I wanted to sleep one night with the nature... Didn't seem like it liked me."-Inny replied-"Also, I am starting to think saving you was a good decision"-Inny said and giggled-"Let's now finish our interupted sleep."

''She then went to the bed and lied on it first, and smiled at me climbing up on it. The bed was a bit hard, so I jumped on her chest and curled up. She was making a satisfied sound. Soon, we fell asleep.

Totally not another fanfic:

Here's a little lesson in trickery, Here's a big lesson in honesty,

this is going down in history! this will be forgotten immediately!

I know nobody cares but here's the glorious history of the fiction anyways; I bet nobody will be able to ever outrun this:

11.01.2016: Fiction writing started.

11.01.2016: Jolte helped with a few small ideas.

11.01.2016: Fiction finished.

11.01.2016: Fixes because of a semi-broken script.

12.01.2016: Reply with the fiction killed by Nusdan.

12.01.2016: Reply returned with togglebox.

12.01.2016: Fixes because of the same semi-broken script, once again, but on phone.

13.01.2016: Reply with fiction killed by Hackey, this time. Not even an explanation or reason of him.

13.01.2016: A highlight because of the (killed in every possible way) thread the fiction was on, and a staff sass.

14.01.2016: Reply coming back to life, being the only one justifying the one-bracket code.

14.01.2016: Dealing with the exact same semi-broken script again.

14.01.2016: Thread deleted by Nusdan, without a warning, along with the fiction.

14.01.2016: Was told by Nusdan there is no way to return the fiction.

15.01.2016: Primary version of fiction was returned, thanks to ZOptic. This dude really deserves a medal, not only he didn't do any destruction, but he also did the opposite.

15.01.2016: Fixing the bugs that occured after copying things from pastebin.

15.01.2016: And finally, everything is flawless. :)

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