Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28741271-20160330124849/@comment-26877467-20160402174522

Floor 73 is filled with elemental chaos. If you walk down the street, and see this building, Floor 73 will be constantly exploding with fire, electricity, and gravitational tremors. Entering this room will result in instant axphixiation, scorching, soaking, crunching, disentigration, stupidity, insanity, and time loops.

Luckily, the Splatoon shops also have some splatoony goodness that does something fancy to get you to Floor 74.