Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28741271-20151107133239/@comment-25307288-20151108112717

Pfft, aborbing my wizardly powers? The real turnip was...

A DISTRACTION

So I put the (definitely) real turnip in my mysterious hat.

(づ￣ ³￣)づ 𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒯𝒰𝑅𝒩𝐼𝒫'𝒮 𝑀𝐼𝒩𝐸