Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-31208684-20180504135606/@comment-31208684-20180506143517

I think everyone is in Chrono's Ship except 404, who is in the ISS Event Horizon.

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 Hey, I see some kind of planet ahead of us!

 Wait, what?

Chrono steers the ship and ahead, everyone can see a fiery planet which seemingly is made of lava and rubies.

 Cool... HEY! WAIT A MINUT-

Phoenix crashes at 98% on Bloodlust.

 Put that game down, Phoenix. Our sensors sense a major organism living in this planet.

Before anyone else can say a word, a big lava stream blurches out of the planet, nearly scorching the ship. (Which is fireproof so it wouldn't matter anyways)

Oi! Who's attacking us?!

Suddenly, a big humanoid from the planet (literally) rises up.

'''WHO DARES INTRUDE MY PLANET? '''

 Um.... we're just passing by. Pleasure doing business with you!

'''NO ONE PASSES WITHOUT MY APPROVAL. '''

Kay, so can we pass by or not?

'''I require Payment. Give me a slave to brush my teeth, preferabbly that guy right next to you. '''

ME? Screw it, We'll kill you instead.

'''<Lazar>If that's your wish, we will have a duel. If you win, I will give you as many cool rocks in this planet I found. I warn you, I am invincible in combat. '''