Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28301859-20170101024253/@comment-32103317-20170104025508

I contaminate your next drink with sleeping pills without anyone knowing. Then, I steal the turnip while you are asleep, bring it to life again, making it look like this, and I go the home of the Octonauts, the Octopod! I then hire them all to help me protect the turnip. Also, since it looks like all the other vegimals, whoever tries to steal it next will have to look through all of them.

MY TURNIP!