Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25358024-20151130174123/@comment-29106585-20151202075334

This abuse!

Fortunately, I have pain relievers with me. I take them with a can of Coke, reversing the adverse effects of the twerking.

I get a can of Red Bull and get super hyper. I then use the Eye of Providence to 360 loomynartyscope all those that dare to harm the Almighty Vending Machine.

While I'm still super hyper, I launch fireballs at everyone with Sanic speed, especially Nicki Minaj.

I clean the Almighty Vending Machine with a bottle of mineral water.