Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20180128145756/@comment-24286619-20180221070523

[G-BINARY] Aahh... that is a GOOD cup of oil, and the gear massage certainly helps!

[Internet Hate Machine] This is not my intended purpose...

[G-BINARY] So what if it's not your intended purpose? Sometimes I could just relax like this and forget about the invasion... Wait... IHM! GET BACK ON DUTY!

[Internet Hate Machine] AFFIRMATIVE.

[G-BINARY] Status update on the memes! IMMEDIATELY!

[Internet Hate Machine] STATUS: 0.01% MEMES REMAINING.

[G-BINARY] *Angry Robot Noises*

[Internet Hate Machine] UNABLE TO SUMMON ADDITIONAL MEMES.

[G-BINARY] *Even Angrier Robot Noises*

[Internet Hate Machine] MEMES LIKELY TO BE TERMINATED IN 3 DAYS MAXIMU-

[G-BINARY] YOU USELESS MACHINE!!! I AUGHT TO -

* ''G-BINARY's IntelSpeech program suddenly deactivates, causing the robot to go mute. The Internet Hate Machine recognises this and remains silent for a few seconds'' *

[Internet Hate Machine] Need assistance?

[G-BINARY] -Negative. 72 hours is sufficient time to ensure qualiy of my parts.