Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26936031-20170126124956/@comment-32684847-20170224025839

DOESNT EVERY PIZZA REQUIRE HEAT?!?!

I just let the pizza cool down for the sake of he threads, then eat it.

Too cold

I warm it UP.

I eat it.

Too hot.

I let it cool down.

It tastes too cold.

I warm it up.

It tastes too hot.

I cool it down.

A fly gets on it.

It infects the whole pizza.

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Therefore, my pizza is what I just said above.