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Chase Scene (Mecha Gaster Blaster vs. Type: Sparky)

 * "I've been charging the engine. VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. I'm leaving a fire trail wherever I go. Don't even try to follow me here. And also, I'm fast enough to compete with Sonic now. All your fancy robo-tricks can't catch up to this thing."
 * The MGB activates Ludicrous Speed!
 * It's now going at Phase 2 of faster-than-light speed!
 * "Oh, and just in case you can... [switch press noises]"
 * The Phantom Ruby, eh?
 * The MGB was rekt!

The End of SIS Conqueror

 * "the Terminator literally grabs the golem and throws it across the room at the Kommander, while I jump away to dodge the slice."
 * ...Uh oh.
 * You jumped away to dodge the Blade of Equilibrium, while Zadimus got sliced by that blade. Zadimus is rekt!
 * Zadimus explodes after being defeated.
 * Having no time to react, the Kerbal Kommander is finally defeated via being annihilated by a nuclear explosion.
 * After that, SIS Conqueror slowly fades from existence. Only the ship itself is affected.
 * Countless troopers, commanders, explosives, ammo, fighter aircraft, drones, robots, etc., fall down to the ground. This includes everything that's currently inside the ship.
 * One of the objects is a Destruction Bomb, which explodes into a Sphere of Destruction, annihilating everything affiliated with SIS Conqueror. (Which excludes invaders).

HYDRA ACN Draconium Tank (Sweg Dragon)

 * After Sparky has nullifed Sweg's attacks, I shoot a galaxy-sized chunk of AntiMetal at Sweg. So far, anything else thrown at him is either absorbed or completely resisted.
 * AntiMetal is an element specially designed against Assimilators like the Grey Goo.
 * Once hit by it, the affected target is forced to absorb the AntiMetal, and the AntiMetal will reduce the assimilator's mass instead of increasing it. If the assimilator has absorbed too much AntiMetal (more than 50% of the assimilator's mass), then their assimilation ability will be nullified.
 * I'll wait to see if my attack work until I make another attack since I'm afraid Sweg will just absorb it and stuff.
 * Up next: Crimson Superlaser. In a similar way to the Secret of the Void, I'll fire a Superlaser that will overpower Sweg's superlaser in a Beam-O-War, and destroy the Draconium Tank, like how the Anti-Chuck Norris Turret Tank is canonically defeated.
 * This version of that laser will destroy Sweg's current form. And it'll follow Sweg everywhere he goes: Homing, faster-than-light, and capable of breaching into another dimension. The only way he can have any chance against it is to counter it with another superlaser while attempting to find and exploit my weakness.
 * A notable difference is that I won't have three orbs on my back to power the laser like the Secret of the Void. Instead, I have another weakness...

Other actions

 * Mr. Dart Monkey: "I join in."
 * Oh, a newbie!
 * I start by flinging a meteor at Dart Monkey.
 * Welcome to Random Forum Fight, a sandbox where Wikia users fight (and ally with) each other. Some are fairly powerful, but some can destroy a planet by poking it.

Meanwhile, in my pocket dimension (Notes to self)

 * The presence of several boss entities under construction/creation have been detected. Upcoming boss entities:
 * SIS Chronos. Scourge-class Elemental Supertitan. (Commanded by Airtoum's clone: The Lord of Breath and Time/LoBaT). Will be deployed against spaceships. The LoBaT has 2 groups of elite minions at his command, which can be deployed for ground combat. In addition, the Alien Commanders may or may not return.
 * The Felt (15 Mobsters of Time from Homestuck).
 * Major Arcana (21 Warriors of Breath named after Tarot Cards).
 * (Yes, Airtoum's clone will be a walking, talking Homestuck reference).