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XXPhoenix888 makes themselves recover from being dizzy and laser'd, since both of those together would have slowed them down. But XXPhoenix888 wasn't laser'd anymore.

Vaguebuild inhales Invader Zim like Kirby. It does 5 damage.

Btd456Creeper applies ice to their arm with a small icethrower, healing the laser blast.

Sonar553 drinks a 16x16 sprite of a bucket of milk and gets all status effects removed. That means they are no longer Energetic, Burned, or Dizzy.

404 found uses a magnet to pull themselves towards the turret faster.

TheContestant437 uses a jetpack, a super star, and a bullet bill to cross the pit. The super star doesn't let them jump on the bullet bill since they just kill it and fall through it. The jetpack is enough to get across, though.

Aggron... Just Aggron pilots a helicopter across the pit.

Oiniteoderfla12 kindly asks The Rocket to fire a missile at Aggron... Just Aggron. The Rocket has no parts that allow it to fire a missile, but it is glad to finally recieve some appreciation, and detatches from Ointieoderfla12 to ram Aggron... Just Aggron, and then it flies back to Oiniteoderfla12. The helicopter protected Aggron... Just Aggron from too much of it and only got slowed down rather than knocked down the pit.

Invader Zim is going to shoot lasers or missiles.

45! Invader Zim shoots lasers at the inside of Vaguebuild, forcing themselves to be regurgitated. However, this doesn't slow Vaguebuild down since they had the cape feather to lose. Vaguebuild also copied Zim's ability and can now fly and shoot lasers. Zim looks at Vaguebuild, disgusted. Vaguebuild gets +2 chance of being targeted by Invader Zim.

Vaguebuild uses their Zim ability to fly across the pit.

The turret shoots at 404 found since they are closer, and 404 found gets riddled with bullets. However, 404 found still has the nanobots this round, so even though it hurts and they get slowed down, there are no lasting injuries.

XXPhoenix888 shoots daggers from their Blade of Justice at Invader Zim. They deal 5 damage.

Aggron... Just Aggron summons a Noob at 220m. Let's give them a name. My random name generator says "Wreewspoorch." Wreewspoorch doesn't know what's going on, and hasn't looked at the rules yet. Luckily for them, they are in first. Unluckily, they don't even know they're in a race. They begin running backwards towards Sonar553 to ask what's happening.

TheContestant437 summons 6 obsidian pillars because they plan on summoning the Ender Dragon. They are peppered at various distances.

Wind interference from Aggron... Just Aggron's helicopter paired with the dizziness slows Vaguebuild down.

CookieCookieNomNom tumbles down the pit.

Invader Zim is going to shoot lasers or missiles.

23! Lasers again. I swear this has always been a 50% but it keeps giving me lasers. Which is good for you guys, I guess. Which player? [1-21] (21=players (15) + attacks (2) + grudges (4))

19! That's a grudge shot. The second grudge shot, to be exact. The second grudge shot belongs to Btd456Creeper. So they get laser'd.

The turret begins shooting at Sonar553 since they went ahead of 404 found. But the bullets get reflected off their bubble shield in random directions. One of them hits Invader Zim, lucky shot. It deals 5 damage. Another hits 404 found, but they still have their nanobots. They are, however, upset that who they think is Invader Zim shot them.

XXPhoenix888 overclocks their rainbow jetpack, pushing themself forwards, but breaking the jetpack in the process.

Btd456Creeper sets down their banana peel by the edge of the pit, and stands a safe distance away from it.

A stream of water off in the distance in the forest to the right can be seen flowing upwards into the sky. Invader Zim is nowhere to be seen. Then, suddenly, a red speck appears in the sky, and it begins growing. It slowly gets bigger and bigger as a massive water balloon (bigger than a cozy, 1 story house for sure). The entire course slowly gets darker as the shadow of the balloon evelops it. You keep expecting the balloon to hit already, but it just keeps taking up more and more of the sky. In fact, the balloon will only hit at the end of next turn.

Invader Zim has returned from his orbital water balloon launcher.

The turret sees that Wreewspoorch has entered its range and swivels to shoot at them. Wreewspoorch screams and runs back, but not after being shot twice.

Current Standings
Players:

'''Aggron... Just Aggron': 160m, 11th place''


 * Mirror armor (loud)
 * Piloting a helicopter (wind interference for those nearby)

XXPhoenix888: 205 m, 2nd place
 * Hoverboard
 * Blade of Justice, helicopting with, capable of launching fireballs and daggers

S0mePVZfan: 200m, 5th place


 * Flame-dashing

Sonar553: 205m, 2nd place


 * Riding a flying carpet
 * Reflective bubble shield (1 hit/series of hits left)
 * Safari planned next August

404 found: 205m, 2nd place


 * Inertial Dampener with High Energy Focus


 * Extra Inertia
 * Omnikey
 * Mechanical eyes that make Sonar553 look like Invader Zim

Oiniteoderfla12: 175m, 7th place

CookieCookieNomNom: 150 + 5m (154.3m), 13th place
 * Hoverboard
 * Glue-repelling shoes
 * The Rocket
 * Expresses emotions throught the Geometry Dash difficulty icons.
 * Current face: Normal
 * Motivation: Fellowship
 * Medic
 * From Team Fortress 2
 * Heals
 * Also riding the hoverboard
 * 100% Übercharge
 * Dizzy


 * Burned (get this healed)
 * 3rd degree burns
 * In caves

Vaguebuild: 160m, 11th place


 * Rocket Launcher
 * Only in underwear and a bandage on leg
 * Ate something spicy
 * Zim ability (flight and lasers)
 * Missing intestines
 * Has slinkies within abdominal area
 * Grudge shot 3
 * Grudge shot 4

TheContestant437: 165m, 10th place


 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burn
 * Jetpack

Psychomaniac14: 150m + 30m (175.7m), 5th place

EpicToast: 175m, 7th place
 * Alcubierre drive (space compressor) with EMP armor
 * Wearing hydrophobic cellulite cloak
 * Aerodynamic shield (5 turns of oxygen left)
 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burns
 * In caves
 * Recovering from severe impact (1 turn left)

EpicToast 2: 175m, 7th place
 * Has a drone

EndermanR169: 150m, 13th place Btd456Creeper: 150m, 13th place
 * Riding with EpicToast with their drone
 * Train-SUV-TankMech with lasers capable of flight (175/200 HP)
 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burn
 * Bungled up

Wreewspoorch: 210m, 1st place
 * Feels good
 * Grudge shot 1
 * Grudge shot 2


 * Shot


 * Clueless

 Entities: 

EpicToast's Car: 15m

Glue: 25m

Fire wall: 35m

Pit filled with marbles, trains, vans, and fire: 50m

Invader Zim: 15/150 HP

Fake finish line (experienced by 1 player): 55m

Fire trail: 70m

Crater: 75m

Mechanical Monster statue: 115m

Obsidian pillar group (all of which are off to the side):

Banana peel: 150m Zim's Orbital Water Balloon: (hits in 1 turn)
 * Pillar A: 150m (5/5 HP)
 * Pillar B: 170m (5/5 HP)
 * Pillar C: 215m (10/10 HP)
 * Pillar D: 235m (5/5 HP)
 * Pillar E: 265m (10/10 HP)
 * Pillar F: 290m (5/5 HP)

Event

Invader Zim: Every turn, Invader Zim will attack two random people with lasers or missiles, and Zim will get a turn to do something else.

Map:

Starting line (0m)

1st obstacle (100m)

2nd obstacle (150m-160m)


 * Caves (70m long, reconnects at 210m)

3rd obstacle (200m)

...

Finish line (1000m)

Wreewspoorch will be controlled by me. They are a player.