Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27080660-20170804183407/@comment-27121914-20170813081444


 * Great. Just... great.
 * Four boss entities are in the battlefield at the same time! (SIS Conqueror, The Broken God, HYDRA ACN Draconium Tank , and the Red Dragon ).

Grey Goo Observation (Btd456Creeper)

 * "The goo continues feasting on the fish's insides. (It's almost done, don't worry). Goo size: Pollen"
 * Acknowledged. Almost done? Noice.

[DUEL] Omega PEKKA vs. Type: Sparky

 * "I'm still faster, because all that equipment and size is weighing it down, whereas I don't have to conserve tons of weapons in tons of size. But still, acknowledged."
 * Well, the Omega PEKKA's Speed Module increases its speed by bending reality, not by increasing the boosters' powers.
 * "I'd want to re-reflect them back, but that's going nowhere. I simply reflect them away from the battlefield."
 * Glad that you didn't make the Omega PEKKA to be a Tennis Boss. (Reflecting a projectile over and over, like tennis).
 * "I have more. I place one down and play Sonic Mania's final boss music. That being said, I attempt to mind-blow the Omega PEKKA by playing a few Sonic Mania leaks on the side."
 * The Omega PEKKA is angry because you spoiled an upcoming game. It breaks the second boombox with its sword.
 * "I switch to Electric-type and absorb it. Trying to use a Sparky blast against the resident Sparky expert? HAHAHA -- no. (Pokémon logic + Volt Absorb + Knowing about Sparky)"
 * ...I could've thought about that.
 * "I get out of the way of the sword and jump. Except I use my suit's rocket booster to boost me up. No Cutscene Incompetence for you."
 * ...I wished that shockwave was higher instead of being completely flat!
 * "Do you know how high up I am? I deactivate my rocket boosters and fall to the ground so that the "stars" start falling down, but immediately fly back up and back away WITHOUT engaging the boosters. Surprise!"
 * The Omega PEKKA had a hard time thinking about how does your logic work.
 * "I create a Launch Star to help me gain MORE height! Oh, and it also boosts me forwards. And now that I'm right above the Omega PEKKA, I can do this."
 * The Omega PEKKA stares at you with its red, demonic eyes.
 * "I take a can of Coke out and throw it at the Omega PEKKA. It hits its head and pierces open."
 * The Omega PEKKA is annoyed by the Coke!TM.
 * "After that, I get out my Flying Machine. I throw a target marker onto the Omega PEKKA's face, making the Omega PEKKA get attacked by the Flying Machine."
 * 4027/5000 HP remains!
 * "Then I go down and start attacking the PEKKA with my own PEKKA Sword to its torso."
 * The Omega PEKKA activates Overcharged Sword!
 * The Omega PEKKA parries your sword with increased power!
 * The Omega PEKKA uses Sword Beam against the Flying Machine. It charges its sword and swing it, creating an energy wave powerful enough to cut an iceberg.
 * The Omega PEKKA strike your PEKKA suit's head with its sword.
 * Two attacks and one counterattack have been used.
 * Overcharged Sword's cooldown: 0/3.
 * The Omega PEKKA unveils its two Wave Motion Guns (superlasers) installed on its shoulders, and blasts Sparky with them, while firing Crimson Barrage at him.

404 found

 * "ouch. that hurt."
 * Nice sarcasm you've got there.
 * It's like Chuck Norris saying "ouch, Goku!" when he's hit by a Kamehameha.
 * "the Hydro and Tornado does little damage. (the water did rust off some gears, but regeneration.)"
 * Acknowledged.
 * "the Spheres, Wave Guns and Acid cuts up SCP-001 into a dozen pieces (each the size of a Star Destroyer). all of which then immediately burrow into the ground."
 * Acknowledged. I'll be observing them.
 * "a mechanically altered clone of me TPs into the Bridge, along with a bunch of enhanced Android Security."
 * Kerbal Kommander: Welcome back. Enjoy your stay.
 * The Kerbal Kommander has engaged battle with 404's clone!
 * "I start off by throwing gears corrupted with SCP-217 at the Kommander and the Juggernaut. I follow up with a flamethrower blast at the gaseous Commanders, while the Android Security blast off with some overpowered laser shotguns and rifles."
 * The Kerbal Kommander launches a Gravity Wave to push the gears away, and then he teleport them to the Prison Dimension.
 * Aquarius blasted those gears away by rapidly shooting water blasts!
 * When Astralle was hit by fire from the flamethrower, she immediately exploded. Astralle has been rekt!
 * For Desira, well, she just avoids the flamethrower and consumes the smoke produced by it as her breakfast. After all, she's made of carbon dioxide, which is usually created by burning.
 * Nerina threw some Barrier Spears to block the lasers shot by the Android Security!
 * The Kerbal Kommander creates several Wave Motion Gun turrets and blast 404's robotic clone with them.
 * '"Zadimus (the Uranian Destructor) pummels the Android Security with brute force, while shooting Gamma Beams at them with his eyes.
 * "the 12 pieces dig through Earth (yes, through the core) and reach different objectives. The pieces then incorporate them, then rejoin at the center of Earth."
 * Alright, acknowledged.
 * "the Broken God, now that its enemies are gone, TPs over to the SIS Conqueror and latches onto it. (do note that at this point Earth has been consumed.) (latching onto the Conqueror makes the Laser Cannon on it not easily usable.)"
 * GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
 * "I (as the Broken God) jump off of the SIS Conqueror and consumes the Moon in an hour."
 * The UmbraLux Cannon continues charging...
 * Due to the Broken God's massive size increase, the UmbraLux Cannon needs more turns to charge in order to be powerful enough to destroy that abomination.
 * "and then I (still as Broken God) turns into a spherical structure, for now."
 * Acknowledged.
 * SIS Conqueror continues charging the UmbraLux Cannon.
 * SIS Conqueror launch a barrage of these attacks against the Broken God:
 * AntiMetal - Extra-ore-dinary (Metal/Steel). SIS Conqueror force-feeds the Broken God by shooting chunks of AntiMetal into its "mouth", which will reduce the Broken God's mass instead of increasing it once the AntiMetal gets consumed by it.
 * (And yes, that antimatter pun was intentional).
 * Metal Absorber - Green Thumb (Plants/Grass). Another type of Yggdrasil roots. They stab the Broken God, and then they liquefy the metal in the area around them before absorbing the liquefied metal like a normal plant absorbing minerals from the soil.
 * Gamma Ray Burst - I Love Nuclear Power (Radiation). The that's fired from a black hole can vaporize Earth. But this Gamma Ray is less powerful than that, but it's still very powerful.
 * Baysplosions - Having a Blast/Stuff Blowing Up (Explosions). Random parts of the Broken God explodes, not because of projectiles, but because a reality-bending weapon of SIS Conqueror has harnessed the power of Michael Bay, specifically the power to make stuff randomly explodes for no reason other than the fact that they just look cool.
 * Daybreaker - Hellfire. Bolts of Solar Lightning strike at the Broken God, setting some parts of it on Hellfire, which can burn almost anything. Almost.
 * System Split - Make Me Wanna Shout (Sound). Using the power of vibrations, SIS Conqueror launches several soundwaves at the Broken God, and each wave is capable of splitting a 2 km wide asteroid that's made entirely of diamond. Named after F-777's song, System Split.

Pizzaking161
==The Red Dragon  vs. HYDRA ACN Draconium Tank  (TimewornKaiju vs. Sweg Dragon)==
 * "I scrap my whole plans and come to the ship (somehow idk) to fight the kerbal kommander whiel running for my life from those sphere things"
 * You enter the ship by teleporting inside it.
 * Those spheres stopped chasing you, since they would hit the ship if they continued chasing.
 * Tryxera, the Ionian Executioner has engaged battle with Pizzaking!
 * Tryxera claws Pizzaking with her Imperatum Claws (can cut titanium like a hot knife through butter).
 * "I'm back."
 * Welcome back!
 * "And this time, the ultimate annihilation will be completed."
 * Hey, that's my job!
 * "See, while you guys were having your little pillow fight, I was continuing to watch through my inter-dimensional portal."
 * "Pillow fight"? An epic battle between an nigh-unstoppable ship and an all-consuming machine is happening right there! And you call it a pillow fight!?! 
 * "Do you recall the summoning ritual I began last thread? Well, it carried over to here, just as everything else did. And unbeknownst to you, the summoning I started was still in effect."
 * k
 * "And now, it's complete."
 * What's that boss entity you're gonna summon? Show me!
 * "Which shall let me eradicate every organic life-form in this universe, one by one."
 * But what about mechanical lifeforms like the Broken God over there?
 * "Alas, the rift to the Destroy The Godmodder universe has been fully opened! And now, I'll bring forth the strongest entity from that universe back through to the void!"
 * DO IT!!! Just... DO IT!!
 * "Behold... The very weapon that freed the Red Dragon from its slumber... The final boss of the entire original Destroy The Godmodder series..."
 * Oh boy...
 * "That's right... It's the ACN Turret Tank!  The only thing strong enough to fight Chuck Norris himself! (Yes, I've been reading up on the Destroy The Godmodder Wiki)."
 * I-I-Impossible! How could such a machine defeat a Memetic Badass like him? 
 * "Of course, like everything else, it's not unbeatable... But it's about as close as you can get."
 * Well, it was defeated by the Secret of the Void (green dragon residing in the void between worlds) after all.
 * "In addition, simply summoning something of this magnitude has drained me of almost all of my strength..."
 * HEE HEE HEE... NOW STAND STILL WHILE I GLOAT ABOUT MY EVIL PLANS! 
 * "But where I'm going, I'm not going to need any life force."
 * Oh, really?
 * "Using my last bit of energy, I fuse myself with the ACN Turret Tank to form a new, even stronger weapon..."
 * As if the ultimate anti-Chuck Norris weapon wasn't powerful enough!
 * "The HYDRA ACN Draconium Tank!  A massive, nearly impenetrable dragon mecha with unheard amounts of power! And since I fused with it, this massive tank is now my corporeal body, or rather, my being. Finally, as it's a brand-new weapon, it has several new tricks up its sleeve that the regular ACN Turret Tank  didn't...
 * So, it's another unstoppable machine, huh? As if the current battle wasn't chaotic enough!
 * "Now let's have some fun with this thing."
 * My body is ready!
 * "I'll begin by firing my iconic Superlaser  directly at Steven."
 * Once again, I transform into my primordial form: The Red Dragon. 
 * I blast a Crimson Superlaser to counter your superlaser, engaging in a Beam-o-War!
 * "My body's made out of Unobtanium, which, as its name suggests, is unobtainable by any means naturally. Due to this, it's virtually unpenetrable by almost any means."
 * k
 * See that ship over there? It's made of Impervum. Nigh-invincible to any means, except when its host dies, the linked Impervum atoms will vanish from existence.
 * "Before Celebi can revert time, I grab the little green puffball with one of my many graspers, before shoving it inside my Power Conversion Chamber. Now, Celebi'll be ground down into nothing but pure energy, and said energy will be used to power my tank and give it the traits of whatever it just converted into fuel. I'll use my newly-gained energy to speed up time by hundreds of millions of years."
 * Does it look like I cared about this planet in the first place!?! 
 * "The planet we're standing on has slowly begun to get pulled into the sun, and as such is now 125 degrees hotter than usual. All water and plantlife have evaporated, and lava and hot rock is all that remains. Any normal, non-player controlled organic life-forms have decayed long ago, and are now simply memories from the past."
 * 404 found: ([geometry-dash.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:229509#198 Source]) "(do note that at this point Earth has been consumed.)"
 * "The moon's orbit has begun to draw it closer and closer to the Earth, where it will eventually collide with the planet in a few hundred thousand years. Due to this, the day/night cycle is now rapidly sped up, and the tides are incredibly dynamic, causing massive tidal waves and currents of lava."
 * 404 found: ([geometry-dash.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:229509#207 Source]) "I (as the Broken God) jump off of the SIS Conqueror and consumes the Moon in an hour."
 * That's no moon... It's an eldritch abomination!
 * "Now, with a much more enjoyable battlefield for us to stand on, I'll eradicate the SIS Conqueror with another blast from my main weapon, the Superlaser."
 * SIS Conqueror absorbs your superlaser with one of its many superweapons, in order to power said weapon: The UmbraLux Cannon.
 * But it still need to charge for one or a few more turn(s) in order to finally use it against the Broken God.
 * Oh, how arrogant you've become, to underestimate a spaceship like that. 

Other actions

 * Btd456Creeper: "I continue dropping bouncy balls on everyone."
 * And I continue pushing them away with Gravity Waves.

TheRealDarkrai5

 * "Pokemon summoned: CaterpieX2000: Zoroark:700: SylveonX1200 along with tens of thousands of others."
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">HOW FOOLISH OF YOU TO SUMMON MILLIONS OF CANNON FODDER IN THE FACE OF AN OMNICIDAL MANIAC. 
 * "All damage combined: 1,234,567,890 to Steven! [...] All the Pokemon start attack the same three. Damage done to timeworn: 3billion [...]"
 * I dodge every single attack via Teleport Spam.
 * 404 found: "(bruh.) (the Broken God have a HP bar the size of Hell. Steven has like 20 times that. and I guess Sweg Dragon must have at least 15 times of my HP bar.)"
 * In other words, it's like measuring someone's power level in Dragon Ball: It doesn't make any sense.
 * Also, <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">did you really think that bringing in numerous weaklings can hurt me!?! 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">I use Red Miles to impale every single Pokemon summoned by TheRealDarkrai5. 
 * Red Miles: Tendrils of red, destructive energy that can split into more tendrils. Each tendril relentlessly pursues its victim, eventually impaling them to death. Once it killed its first victim, then it'll hunt down the second one, and the third one, and so on.

SnufflesTheDog

 * "GET A LOAD OF THIS!"
 * Ugh, that taunt again.
 * "​The Twister Mobile: This machine can literally create TORNADOES."
 * k
 * "​​Also, it is covered in spikes. Time travel won't exactly work to defeat this thing, either, since it is continuously guarded."
 * Acknowledged. I'm not gonna attack this thing until I find its weakspot.
 * "​PS: The spikes are made of Antinium."
 * So, Antinium is an element that makes anyone it touches to be unable to fight fate? As in, ensuring that events happen when it is directly involved.