Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-31083419-20170608193132/@comment-29646689-20170627202514

TimewornKaiju wrote: ''' > ACTIVATING TIME-DISTORTION FIELD.   > SUMMONING SPACE DRAGONS.   > PREPARING TO SHOUT UNDERTALE REFERENCES.   > RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. ''' Incorrect. the elevator is owned by the Foundation.
 * Plot twist pulled out of my ass: This elevator is my spaceship all along!  > ALERT. INTRUDERS DETECTED. 

(activates Scranton Reality Anchors)