Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28734106-20170107013557/@comment-7395353-20170116025529

Alfred Oetinio has Pride Magic (ability to control pride)

rip

WHY ARE MY POWERS ALWAYS IN BOLD ITALICS

Anyways, plastic is apparently an amorphous solid. Calculators have plastic. The giant walking calculator grows more and falls onto the arena while I hop onto the / button (which I made fall off) and ride it out of the way.

oh crud

NOBODY HIT THE 0 BUTTON