Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27080660-20170830152536/@comment-27080660-20170831152355

The Imprisoned:Turn 2 


 * 404 sends a Clone Mech to attack The Imprisoned  from above, but their mech is instantly shaken off vigorously, falling off The Imprisoned's  massive back and shattering below, where it's instantly stomped on!
 * Darkrai and their pokemon continue attempting to drain The Imprisoned's  life force, instead of trying to slow it down. The Imprisoned  walks on, completely unaffected...
 * Btd surrounds The Imprisoned  with Duct Tape. Surprisingly, this slows it down a tiny bit. After all, duct tape is love, duct tape is life.
 * Steven begins using Player Clones to slow down The Imprisoned,  starting by smashing The Imprisoned's  toes.The Imprisoned  is constantly emitting shockwaves, causing some trouble, but some toes are able to be destroyed!
 * Next, they slash The Imprisoned's  fingernails, which are much easier to destroy than the toes. The Imprisoned  begins losing its balance!
 * Steven continues using their player clones, this time sending one to ensnare The Imprisoned's  legs in vines. Due to it being off-balance, this is extremely effective! It falls over with a massive roar!
 * The next few player clones attempt to freeze The Imprisoned's  limbs, which works, but at this point it's almost pointless.
 * Another clone launches a Stun Bomb at it. THE GROOSENATOR IS LOOSENATOR! This stuns The Imprisoned  for a little longer.
 * Lastly, Mr. Pixelator slams the Sealing Spike on the top of The Imprisoned's  head. MASSIVE DAMAGE!
 * Enraged, The Imprisoned  gets back up, emitting an unearthly, blood-curdling roar, while regenerating its toes/fingernails!
 * It then proceeds to grow a halo and fly. <font size=0.01>kek  It's ascending the pit at twice the speed now! Try to knock it out of the air before it's too late.
 * Another one of Steven's player clones attempts to cut the toes/fingers off again, but <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px black">The Imprisoned's ready this time. It counters with its <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black">Underworld Tendrils,  skewering the Player Clone.
 * 2 other Player Clones put <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px black">The Imprisoned  in a state of stasis. This slows it down by 30 seconds... However, as it recently grew a halo and started flying, the quicksand pit does nothing.
 * Lastly, Zerach Maxar throws a Procrastination Rock. <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px black">The Imprisoned  fires its <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px black">Shadow Breath  at the last minute, blocking the attack!
 * With every attack completed, <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px black">The Imprisoned  coats its toes and fingernails in Adamantium, preventing them from being destroyed! It also sharpens them, turning them into incredibly sharp blades!
 * It proceeds to summon a massive bolt of lightning from the sky, smiting Steven's Player Clones!
 * Lastly, it swallows Zerach Maxar, trapping it in its massive maw.
 * <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px black">The Imprisoned  is ascending at a very fast rate. (You should all thank Steven, without him it would have gotten a LOT further).
 * Distance to Reactor: 81m