Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29191679-20161107223526/@comment-27080660-20161107231416

I quickly heal my 2 alligators with Mountain Dew. I've decided to name them Big Al and Rick Harrison.

I see Hackey's Ugaxator, and ask kindly if I can ride it. I show the Ugaxator Hackey's sandwiches, bread and other assorted items to show it I'm friends. If not, I continue to explore the world.

"So, this is the world from the past.

How fascinating.

Luckily for me, I've studied up on the events of this time period multiple times.

Wait...

Shouldn't Skeletron, Sharktopus and a bunch of others be attacking right now?"