Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26822753-20170923120131/@comment-27080660-20171002174113


 * Well then...


 * I'll begin by transforming into a Phantasmal Hyperspear.  This massive, light-speed blade is capable of cutting through nigh nearly anything, and is also essentially indestructible.
 * I launch myself into Steven's trillions of Red Miles,  decimating each of the tendrils as I rocket forward. I then ram into Steven at an almost unfathomable speed, before reforming into my dragon form and teleporting back.
 * Next, I launch a massive barrage of Hastur's Shurikens  at Steven: Massive, spinning blades that aren't affected by Newton's laws: As such, they will keep going indefinitely without needing a force to interact on them.
 * Did I mention they're also very sharp?
 * Sparky begins engaging me with his massive fleet, and his Death Egg Robot.
 * His fleet begins to fire...
 * Suddenly, Sparky's entire fleet is bombarded by a maelstrom of green fire and red death lasers from above!
 * Looking up, 2 gigantic eyeballs, connected by a strange, fleshy string, emerge...
 *  The Twins have awoken! 
 * While Sparky and their Death Egg Robot are distracted by the chaotic decimation of their fleet...
 * A massive, screeching mechanical worm bursts out from the ground underneath the Death Egg, utterly annihilating its weak point and crippling it!
 * The Destroyer has awoken! 
 * As for Sparky himself, they're suddenly grabbed by a large, extremely tough mechanical claw!
 * Turning around, they stare into the blood-red eyes of a mechanical menace, slowly moving its chainsaw towards Sparky... It lets out a mighty roar!
 * Skeletron Prime has awoken! 
 * Immediately, Skeletron Prime  slashes the immobilized Sparky with its deadly Prime Saw- the first of Skeletron Prime's  four arms.
 * It follows up by barraging Sparky with its Prime Laser- a deadly, life-draining death ray, and the second of Skeletron Prime's   four arms.
 * I'm gonna have a lot of fun this time...