Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26936711-20150815072811/@comment-25942522-20150815193349

Once portfolios talked to a banana that looks like a totally pro eggplant and shoved it into a meat grinder. IAmBanana04 walked in, and said that I am a banana. Suddenly, a minion comes in and ate IAmBanana04. Then the minion blew up. And the explosion lead to a slimy situation. That was really bad for portfolios that was arfraid of melons, big juicy melons. Big, green, juicy melons. A portal appeared, the portal shot out bananas for 5 seconds.  Then there were lemons, big juicy lemons... and DEEZ NUUTZ! Before the portal dissapeared it destroyed a huge