Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27790518-20180322235834/@comment-27790518-20180402173401

'Hey guys. I'm really sorry for not updating in the past few days. It's not that I don't want to - no, I actually do want to update. It's that I've been doing other stuff. I'll be sure to keep updating this game daily, if not, bidiurnal.'

(btw that means every 2 days)

I am also extremely sorry if this fight is going on for too long. ōʖ̯ō

Actions
The psychical attacks fail, for you could only communicate psychically, not attack psychically. You run. Poison ticks? Huh, never thought of that. You are able to jump higher, and succeed in turning into a statue over Herobrine! -500 HP! The entire arena is destroyed. Luckily, it quickly reforms into a new arena! You then spit out Herobrine, as you cannot digest him. -600 HP!
 * All damage is now doubled to quickly finish the fight!
 * [404 found] I try to push through the mind static and psychically attack the Guardians. If fail, I run.
 * [Airtoum] I leap above Herobrine, using poison ticks to jump higher, and turn into a statue over him like Mario.
 * [EndermanR169] I go Hypernova Kirby mode and create a black hole in my mouth. I am now omnipotent and can hear colors. I inhale Herobrine too.

NEW ARENA: Mesa Plateaus. Nom Nom Nom. Half of the Diamond Skeletons are cleared out. Lol tru
 * [Aggron] The anaconda rides me to the diamond'armed skeletons and eats them.
 * [Sweg Dragon] Herobrine's pathetic diamond axe deflects off of my nearly impenetrable Orichalcum scales. Your measly jeweled weapons are no match against a god.
 * [Sweg Dragon]Finally, I'll fire a gigantic laser beam directly into Herobrine, before devouring him whole and crushing him into pieces in my mile-wide set of jaws!
 * This ability is basically god mode topkek

Herobrine's diamond axe deflects off of Sweg's scales, and his gigantic laser beam attack works! -1000 HP! Herobrine gets blasted away. So. Far. Away. -500 HP!
 * [Eternulli] Anyways, I grab the nearest tree and swing it at supersonic speed to meet Herobrine's face. Bc apparently I can do that.

He quickly teleports back. The Magic Burst sends the creepers flying away! Herobrine is greatly weakened! Every update, he loses 250 HP. -250 HP! ..and then it simply comes back down to the ground.
 * [Btd456Creeper] I hear the familiar hissing of creepers behind me and activate Magic Burst right away to probably kill them.
 * [EpicToast2005] I cause Herobrine to lose weight and starve to death.
 * [Vaguebuild] I put dirt in my gun and shoot it at the sky slightly to the left of me.

Counteractions

 * Everyone is healed, cleared of effects, and revived.
 * Herobrine teleports away temporarily because the game master is too tired to continue updating.
 * Everyone's powers are kept.

Herobrine
Health:
 * 8,500 - ( (500 - 250) + 200 + 100) = 7,950 (before this update)
 * 7,950 - (500 + 600 + 1000 + 500 + 250) = 5,100 HP

Status Effects:
 * [LOWERED ATK] x 2 (2 MORE TURNS)
 * [STARVING] (4 MORE TURNS)