Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26054072-20160912192728/@comment-24314595-20170131013911

Hey, that looks convenient! (goes in hole)

Oh, sweet! Cool hat! (puts it on)

(Ender's body emits a glow)

Alpha: Umm....

(the lights go out)

Alpha: I'm scared...

(spotlights appear)

??: Welcome, one and all to the.....

(spotlights focus on the figure)

Ender: THE GREAT NETHER ESCAPE!

(Ender is in a white, glowing tuxedo with a same colored hat. He is also holding his staff.)

Alpha: (snaps picture)