Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24286619-20170629062827/@comment-28122105-20170710034035

Just before the explosion, I open a portal to all dimensions, ensuring that the machine reaches every user.

SELF DESTRUCTING IN 9...

69...

1862...

'''ZERO. BOOM.'''


 * The explosion vaporizes everything within its radius, including across the diensions I opened portals to, except for the users themselves, only leaving them badly damaged. Of course, I'm completely fine, and only my armor was vaporized...


 * ...and my glasses.


 * GAH! I CAN'T SEE! What's going on here?!
 * I randomly throw punches, hoping to hit something . I soon resort to shooting stuff with poisonous cereal.


 * Also, because I can't see clearly, I'm not... uh... distracted by anything... at all... uh...
 * Okay, this is getting weird. I'll just post this now for the whole world to see, so I won't be embarrassed further, because that makes sense.