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A 42,420,133,721.502849593 picometer wide, 99.9961506661312-pound red ball made of an alloy of gold and platinum with rapidly flashing blue stripes perpendicular to each other with a white glow coming out of a rounded square hole about 300 centimeters large on the rear end which is emitting a rainbow trail made up of mostly a light red, a dark orange, a dark yellow, a very light green colour, a very light blue colour, another shade of blue, a shade of brown, a very odd purple, and yet another purple, with each being at an equal amount and parallel to each other while the colors are congruent in width, but also being about 0.983748% gray. Large, bright white spots appear at random intervals along the ball's rough surface. These spots regularly erupt in flames, causing large plumes of light-yellow gas to travel quite far (9537649832.835729611 miles, or 15349359532.5751860000000000000000000000001 kilometers, to be exact) from the ball. These plumes of gas happen to be toxic, and everything they touch vaporizes into steam within 5782973482783875.5379673 to 3725673824895783289.3738683536356400037638 yoctoseconds. The ball rolls at nearly 25 mph and turns 97 degrees counterclockwise every approximately 24 seconds during the summer and spins 92.6605 degrees clockwise every 17.2938 minutes during the winter. Every 120.121 seconds, a stream of fire is released from the rounded square hole. The fire is purple, with a pinkish glow and grey tint, and it extends two and a half feet out from the hole. The fire burns at -40 degrees Fahrenheit (or -40 Celsius (which is one of the few instances in which Celsius temperature is equivalent to Fahrenheit) or 233.15 Kelvin.) The ball both sexually and physically identifies itself as a dark blue, 57325964737.252 picometer-wide apache helicopter, which is likely due to its extremely rare cerebral condition, corcoranophilia, a side effect of a disease caused by a very obscure scientific reference. The ball also smells like cream cheese opened for 5 days, 2 hours, 19 minutes, and 7 seconds and emits waves at such approximately rounded of a 25 gHz frequency every two approximatated seconds. In addition, the ball contains a colourless, glowing 14 sided yellow dodecahexahedron with an area of about 10 minisculously invisible metricisions. The dodecahexahedron was part of an ancient jewel originally found 44,729,165 years, 6 months, 14 days, 22 hours, 37 minutes, 59 seconds, 68 milliseconds, 41.2 microseconds, 12.7 nanoseconds, 1.56789264 picoseconds, 32.8635 femtoseconds, 28.2 attoseconds, 7.0003242 zeptoseconds, and 46.7891 yoctoseconds ago in a temple filled with traps such as Seeker Birds, Ricochets, and SAS 4 turrets. The temple stood on a ball-like structure, similar to the aforemetioned ball, however this one was around ten times its size. The ball-like structure was crystalline, sort of amber in color, and emitted a calm blue glow. If touched even in the slightest, the organism that came into contact with the crystalline ball will experience uncontrollable seizures and hallucinations for exactly 538792467842384.5378285 minutes. This ball itself was inhabited by its own species; an cyanobacteria with a corkscrew-like structure, and about the size of one too. The ball gets its amber glow from these bacteria, which feed off of all the colours of the spectrum but mysteriously cannot digest 570-590 nanometer wavelength light. The ball has small dimples on it, such as the dimples on a golf ball, to create less drag. There are exactly 69 dimples on the surface of the ball but the dimples often slowed the ball 30 times slower. Occasionally the dimples turns into holes and concentrated hydrogen flouride blasts out of it. The ball is made of an abandoned Master Ball that once held a Shiny Pikachu that would never evolve but evenutally fused with Porygon-Z. The ball can make someone unconscious if they hold it for more than 13.1956183643 seconds. The ball is named Specifico, whch is the name of the GD achievement used to achieve it. The ball is currently orbiting Ceres. at about 2.185673756 miles above the dwarf planet's surface. The ball has survived going through a black hole.