Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20181114032901/@comment-27121914-20181114151427


 * The company's name is now "Scrapyard Inc."
 * BREAKING NEWS: Scrapyard Inc. products taste like chicken for Aggrons.
 * These saurian Iron Armor Pokemon break into the houses of Scrapyard Inc.'s customers and eat their products. Eventually, Scrapyard Inc. products are all sold out, but they are all eaten by Aggrons.
 * Soon, a large swarm of Aggrons broke into the Scrapyard Inc. warehouse and ate all of their stored projects, and money bills as well. The CEO of Scrapyard Inc. went bankrupt afterwards.


 *  But... Pokemon... shouldn't exist!
 *  Well, whaddya know. Anything can exists in the weird wide world of a forum. Anyway, we need to do something else. We aren't experts at recycling, after all.
 *  Let's see... the Martian Empire has declared war with us, and they will invade Earth in 1 month!
 *  We gotta get moving!
 * The company now specializes in defending Earth from alien invaders. It is now known as "XCOM."