Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26869370-20161226010442/@comment-27320144-20170101041459

Parrots are the overlords of our world; One drop of parrot blood warrants you the death sentence, unless you yourself are a parrot. There is a random chance that you will turn into a parrot at New Years every year, the higher a person's country is in the alphabet, the more likely they are to turn into a parrot. Australia is a 25% chance, and Zimbabwe is 0.