Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26372653-20160304130759/@comment-26877467-20160312015308

I crush the clay figure of him, mold him so air is trapped inside, put him in a kiln, have him explode, and then launch the shards into space in a nuclear bomb and send it into the sun, then push the sun into a black hole.

And then I use a time machine to create a paradox which destroys the universe.

You picked up a package. Inside the package is a...