Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180317161115/@comment-26877467-20180321045822

@Psychomaniac14 Sorry, the wall is too big. Even when it's an assortment of bricks each smaller than a house, the item as a whole is too large.

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Vaguebuild uses a rocket launcher to vault over the fire wall.

404 found falls into the pit. It's a shallow pit, however, about 75cm deep. Players can climb out automatically.

Phoenix888 unequips their jetpack, drops their 2 liter of coke, and starts using their drawing of spring shoes to jump over the fire wall.

404 found spills marbles all over the track. They spread all over the pit.

Psychomaniac14 infuses his tattered cloak into cellulite, which is a kind of body fat.

Sonar553 equips a parachute to somehow help with the marbles? The parachute slows them down while they are making it there, however.

S0mePVZfan falls into the pit, and they have trouble navigating through the marbles. 50% chance of falling...

38! S0mePVZfan falls over, and gets back up. They climb out of the pit.

EpicToast gives their jetski wings, presumably wings with a propeller or wings that do bird-like motions. It takes a moment to liftoff.

Phoenix888's spring boots broke (apparently) and they kick them off.

Oiniteoderfla12 makes a simple spherical force-field around themselves. The force field is breakable.

EndermanR169 pulls out an SUV, and starts driving it. EndermanR169 will run over anyone who they pass.

The parachute doesn't really help cross the marble-pit. Sonar553  has a 50% chance of falling...

58! Sonar553 regains their balance.

Aggron... Just Aggron attempts to enlist Invader Zim, but Zim's not gonna help you, you stupid rock aardvark! THE IRKEN WILL CONQUER THIS PLANET, ALL OTHER CREATURES ARE INFERIOR

Invader Zim wants to conquer this world. He is now moving towards it.

Psychomaniac14 dissolves the glue and gold with their mind.

EpicToast utilizes this as a distraction to pepper spray Aggron... Just Aggron. Aggron... Just Aggron is too far away to get the whole effect, but their face does get irritated.

Phoenix888 fills another 2 liter bottle with baking soda and vinegar. However, this isn't that explosive. Science fair volcanoes never actually erupt, they sort of just... ooze. So this doesn't do anything.

Psychomaniac14 creates a machine that sets their own momentum equal to the sum of all the momentums of all the other players. Assume this machine is capable of breaking the conservation of momentum, either through an external interference of the system or with a defying of physics. Momentum is P=M*V, where P is momentum, M is mass, and V is velocity. P and V are both vectors. M*V is a dot product. Psychomaniac14's mass is increased while keeping their velocity the same to increase their momentum to match that of the sum of all other players. Psychomaniac14's mass will now fluctuate based off of the masses and speeds of all the other players as long as this machine is still enabled.

The increased mass increases Psychomaniac14s normal force with the ground, which increases Psychomaniac14's friction force, which reduces Psychomaniac14's speed, which means that Psychomaniac14's mass would have to increase even more to match the momentum of all the other players, which only increases the friction force even more. Psychomaniac14 struggles to keep moving forward. If Psychomaniac14's speed reaches zero, their mass would need to become infinite, and that would destroy the universe.

EpicToast flies over the glue.

Aggron... Just Aggron falls into the marble pit and has a bit of trouble getting through it. 50% chance to fall...

50! Aggron... Just Aggron falls over, and gets back up.

TheContestant437 summons a trampoline to jump over the marble-pit.

XXPhoenix888 creates a trebuchet to launch themselves forward.

S0mePVZfan trips on Sonar553's parachute, knocking them both over.

TheContestant437 douses the trampoline with fire, sets it alight, and kicks it into the pit. The pit is now a flaming marble pit.

Aggron... Just Aggron is still in the pit!

XXPhoenix888 lands from the trebuchet. The landing hurts. They land just after the pit.

Oiniteoderfla12 hovers over the flaming marble pit with their hoverboard.

Aggron... Just Aggron climbs out of the pit.

Psychomaniac14 falls into the flaming marble pit, getting first degree burns. 50% chance to fall...

52! Psychomaniac14 does not fall and gets out quickly. The burns advance to second degree, however.

Current Standings
Players:

'''Aggron... Just Aggron': 50m, 3rd place''


 * Residual electricity (1 turn left)
 * 1st degree burns
 * Irritated face, especially on the eyes

XXPhoenix888: 50 m, 3rd place
 * Science fair volcano in a 2 liter bottle
 * Recovering from high impact

S0mePVZfan: 50m, 3rd place


 * Covered in fire extinguisher fumes

Sonar553: 50m, 3rd place


 * Energetic
 * High-drag Parachute

404 found: 65m, 1st place


 * Inertial Dampener with High Energy Focus


 * Extra Inertia

Oiniteoderfla12: 55m, 2nd place

CookieCookieNomNom: 45m, 9th place
 * Hoverboard
 * Glue-repelling shoes
 * Force field (breakable)


 * Burned (get this healed)

Vaguebuild: 45m, 9th place


 * Rocket Launcher

TheContestant437: 50m, 3rd place

Psychomaniac14: 50m, 3rd place

EpicToast: 30m, 11th place
 * Covered in fire extinguisher fumes, which are covered in flaming gasoline
 * Alcubierre drive (space compressor)
 * Poorly glued to metric cube of gold
 * Wearing tattered hydrophobic cellulite cloak
 * Momentum device
 * 2nd degree burns

EndermanR169: 30m, 11th place
 * Riding a jetski with wings

 Entities: 
 * SUV (runs over everyone they pass)

EpicToast's Car: 15m

Glue: 25m

Fire wall: 35m

Pit filled with marbles: 50m

Invader Zim: 3.5 lightyears away

Map:

Starting line (0m)

1st obstacle (100m)

...

Finish line (1000m)

Six people are all in third place, at 50m.