Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20180102123704/@comment-27121914-20180107141354


 * If I counter any more posts, then my post will get delayed again.
 * And my dad's telling me to go to bed, quickly.
 * Sorry guys, but I have a limit, too, despite the sheer length of my posts.
 * I have to admit, I can't handle this alone...
 * And that's the reason for the lack of actions for this post.
 * Sorry, again.

List of Current Players and Entities

 * 1) TimewornKaiju, the Red Dragon  (Specification API: Any attacks that target everyone will be ignored by me) (Anti-Permastun API: His entities are immune to being permastunned) (Raid Immunity API: Can't be directly damaged until future notice; around Trial 6. Focus on his entities first) (Immune to forced teleportation by other entities) (Draconic Amulet : With the power and guidance of this amulet, all you have to do is call, and the full force and power of the Draconium Universe will fight by your side) (True Yharim's Crystal : This mythical crystal can absorb the abilities of whatever it defeats, and use them as its own. It's already powered with the abilities of everything slain within the raid, giving it dozens of special abilities) (Raid Key  - Used to directly control the summoned entities during the raid, and can also be used as a Keyblade) (Trial 1: The Reprisal )
 * 2) [BOSS-ZM]  Zerach Maxar, the Amalgamated Angel  (92% HP) (Summon user clones) (Light abilities) (Fire abilities)
 * 3) [BOSS-DS]  Dark Side, the Forbidden Alchemist  (100% HP) (8 Waldoes: Tools designed for moving atoms around, and are held by the original 8 tentacles) (Air and Water survivability) (Flight) (Thousands of Tentacles: Can be used for walking) (Permafrost Armor: An armor of unmelting ice)
 * 4) [BOSS-GL]  The Great Leviathan  (Hypernova Leviathan ) (50% HP) (Adaptive Ability: This is an enemy whose power is to adapt to any power used against it. Once it's attacked, the Great Leviathan automatically assumes the form of whatever attacks it)
 * 5) [BOSS-SIS]  SIS Conqueror, Scourge-class Elemental Supertitan  (93% HP)
 * 6) [BOSS-OPK]  Omega PEKKA  (5% HP) (Earth blade) (Levitation Module) (Teleportation Module)
 * 7) <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">[BOSS-HADTT]  <span style="color:indigo;text-shadow:0 0 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">HYDRA ACN Draconium Turret Tank  (65% HP) (Unobtanium Hull: Deflects attacks that are took weak without taking damage)
 * 8) <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">[BOSS-BG]  <span style="color:black;text-shadow:1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">SCP-001-05, the Broken God  (65% HP) (Electric Manipulation)
 * 9) <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px white, 1px 1px 1px white">Sweg Dragon, the MLG Incarnate  (Assistant of the Red Dragon: Can control TimewornKaiju's entities that Sweg used to own)
 * 10) Type: Sparky, the Strategic Tactician (P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Mini P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Phantom Rider Suit) (Force Shield) (1 Raid Point)
 * 11) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-1 Death Egg Robot
 * 12) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-2 Big Arms
 * 13) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-3 Egg Viper
 * 14) Brevon's Fleet
 * 15) [SUPERBOSS] Lord Brevon
 * 16) Omochao
 * 17) Mettaton
 * 18) Clash Royale troops
 * 19) Sparky Army
 * 20) Giant
 * 21) Royal Giant
 * 22) Giant Skeleton
 * 23) Hog Rider
 * 24) Knight
 * 25) Ice Golem
 * 26) Lava Hound
 * 27) Mega Knight
 * 28) PEKKA
 * 29) Golem
 * 30) Zappies (Electro Wizards?)
 * 31) Elite Barbarians
 * 32) Raged Double Dragon LavaLoon
 * 33) Three Musketeers
 * 34) Inferno Dragons
 * 35) Waluigi
 * 36) Tons of other random stuff
 * 37) 404 found, the Grand Admiral (1 Raid Point)
 * 38) Mechanical Commando (Force Shield)
 * 39) X-34 Gunship (Force Shield)
 * 40) Imperial Fleet (Force Shield)
 * 41) Death Star (Force Shield)
 * 42) Centerpoint Station (Force Shield)
 * 43) Galaxy Gun (Force Shield)
 * 44) Starfighters (Force Shield)
 * 45) Oiniteoderfla12, the Hellven Stickman (Riding Supersonic Mk.1)
 * 46) Supersonic Mk.1 (Ridden by Oiniteoderfla12)
 * 47) Oinitroll
 * 48) Sonar553, the Shadow of Darkness (Shadow Barrier)
 * 49) Patapon Airships
 * 50) Getting Over It World
 * 51) S0mePVZfan, the Keyblade Master (Myst3ryM4n, MM) (1 Raid Point)
 * 52) Brown Eevee, the Bavarium General (Bavarium Shield)
 * 53) Falco Maxime: Centcom
 * 54) Golden Urga Mstitel ("Blingcopter")
 * 55) 394,495 Refined Urga Mstitels
 * 56) Royal Covenant
 * 57) The Covenant
 * 58) Unnamedblockster661 (Omni-Kamehameha'd: Will continuously get killed by this beam until he returns to his Shenron Weasley account)
 * 59) Plasma Dragazer: Centcom
 * 60) Ultramega Dragonius Uberhypermech
 * 61) 10 zillion Thundara Raijets
 * 62) 5 zillion Fenra Fenbombers
 * 63) 10 Diamond Thundara Raijets
 * 64) [SUPERWEAPON] Psychic Dominator
 * 65) [SUPERWEAPON] Turbo Star
 * 66) [SUPERWEAPON] Eagle Artillery
 * 67) FenRai Dauntless (Leetgendary Starship)
 * 68) Lor Starcutter (Leetgendary Starship)
 * 69) [FLEET] FenRai Fleet
 * 70) CookieCookieNomNom, the Dark Matter Cookie
 * 71) Aggron... Just Aggron
 * 72) Mega Tower
 * 73) Cuphead bosses
 * 74) Casino bosses
 * 75) Tipsy Troop
 * 76) Mr. Wheezy
 * 77) Pip and Dot
 * 78) Chips Bettigan
 * 79) Hopus Pocus
 * 80) Phear Lap
 * 81) Pirouletta
 * 82) Mr. Chimes
 * 83) Mangosteen
 * 84) Goopy Le Grande
 * 85) The Root Pack
 * 86) Moe Tato
 * 87) Weepy
 * 88) Psycarrot
 * 89) Maccia
 * 90) Theepicosity

S0mePVZfan, the Keyblade Master

 * "MM began to use ultra - slice on the Lightning Leviathan. Ultra-slice is when MM combines his kbs into one giant one and slashes downwards and upwards at fatally fast speeds. The creature and/or he was close enough for the attack to work."
 * Keyblade Leviathan!
 * "Then, MM counteracted the gravity wave by using Reflega LV 5, where MM is able to reflect anything and it will back to the source of the one who sent whatever object at him. Yes, the gravity wave is reflectable for MM."
 * The Keyblade Leviathan is being pushed away by the Gravity Wave!

Brown Eevee, the Bavarium General

 * "Before shooting the paralysing Lasers at me, i turn around and fire my omega beams behind me in a circular way creating a disintegration sphere countering the lasers."
 * Another "before that happens" counteraction, eh?
 * k
 * e
 * k
 * "All of Falco Maxime: Centcom's Bavarium Weapons counter the final Kamehameha"
 * Successfully countered!
 * "Impressive, Someone can counter my omega beams"
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">And that's why you shouldn't underestimate the Red Dragon, mortal! 

S0mePVZfan, the Keyblade Master

 * "MM has a sudden realization about the enemy he's going up against. With that, he uses his three fire spells on the leviathan in quick succession, getting farther from the Leviathan. (all are long-ranged)"
 * Infernal Leviathan!
 * "MM realized thst he doesn't know any Water-based spells or Grass. However, he counteracted that problem by shooting Frozone Stream (refer to link) on one Keyblade and have firaga cast on the other Keyblade to melt the stream. Although the ice stream is melted, the Keyblade is acting like a water cannon and shooting at a speed fast enough to damage the leviathan. (MM is already far enough from the beast)"
 * Deep Sea Leviathan!
 * "As for the grass part, he yells to Oin via minimicrophone to try to use some grassy attacks on the leviathan."
 * Going green, eh?

Sonar553, the Shadow of Darkness

 * "Now I continue to "flash crack boom" the weakest enemy. EASIEST THING I CAN DO."
 * Omega PEKKA, again. 67% HP remains!
 * "Alright, guess I'll turn into a mage then. I use this opportunity to take out the Encycle Staff and attack with..."
 * Alright, here comes the long list.
 * "Ice pellets at Zerach Maxar"
 * 96% HP remains!
 * "Nova Nova (some radius damage of some sort, never actually used this attack in my times at Patapon) at The Dark Side"
 * 91% HP remains!
 * "Fireballs at The Great Leviathan"
 * Infernal Leviathan, again.
 * "Spark Flashes at the SIS Conqueror (an electricity attack)"
 * 98% HP remains!
 * "Meteorite Showers at The Sky Jungle"
 * 6 out of 25 Islands got destroyed!
 * "Shining a Flashlight... at Dark Tiahamut. Literally"
 * Dark Tiahamut's light head's dinner. om nom nom nom
 * "For Omega PEKKA... I think I'll just abuse my Staff and shoot a large laser of Electricity at it."
 * Electrical overload! 57% HP remains!
 * "Venomist at SCP-001-05 (Poison attack)"
 * 72% HP remains!
 * "I summon myself a Shadow Barrier. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THAT?!"
 * We'll see...

S0mePVZfan, the Keyblade Master (2)

 * "MM casts a spell that causes thick vines to shoot out of the ground towards the Leviathan. Before they shoot, MM sets the vines on fire to double the damage."
 * Hellish Thorns Leviathan!

Type: Sparky

 * "Welp. Steven, I meant two units of three Zappies -- one unit for both Bosses. Also Tesla Levi still gets stunned. Don't ask."
 * Oh.
 * "The Sparky Army focuses one charge on one point on the OPekka's horns. The Levi and OPekka are still in permastun by the Zappies."
 * Extreme overload! 34% HP remains!
 * "The CR Troops are still tanking. They're all alternating between Levi and OPekka."
 * 28% HP remains! (OPekka)
 * For the Great Leviathan... well, Sweg's assist is coming...
 * "And drop a 5-second Freeze on all of Steven's entities. Have fun countering the near-unbreakable stun. TROLOLOLOLOL"
 * That would've worked, but... well, again, Sweg's assist.
 * "I'll return 404's favor. I've made my own shield generator. And I shall equip all his entities with Force Shields. AND then give him an army of X-Wing Pilots to add to it all. Who also have Force Shields. TROLOLOLOLOL #3"
 * Oh boy...
 * "The Battle Droids get crushed into metal. Shield generator overloads and BOOMs."
 * rekt!
 * "The Auto-droid gets destroyed instantly. A LAAT gunship drops into atmosphere, careful to stay above jumping height of O-PEKKA"
 * Clever dude.
 * "The Mechanical Commando raises its lightsabers to block the blade, but still takes damage. (I am not gonna write HP count because it's annoying, but light damage to body and heavy to shield.) It then jumps back and slashes away with the Binary Saber (the same thing), while headshotting the O-PEKKA with its right grappler fist."
 * The Omega PEKKA blocks the Binary Saber with its Earth blade, but in turn, it can't block the grappler fist! 26% HP remains!
 * "The Fleet takes a short Hyperspace jump to the Death Star. The starfighters around the SIS Conqueror try to stop the missiles with some maneuvering and lasers on the capital ships. Some still get exploded. Those who survive strafe the surface of the Conqueror. Meanwhile the Super Star Destroyers fire a full volley from all their Turbolasers at the Conqueror, hoping to give it a good hitting."
 * 93% HP remains!
 * "The Galaxy Gun fires 25 Hyperspace missiles, one for each island. Each missile is capable of cracking a planet in half. Right after that, several Star Destroyers on ground assault loadout enters the area around it and awaits my orders."
 * All islands got destroyed!
 * "I decide to give control of the MC to the OS and use a TP to get to the surface of the SIS Conqueror. I then try to use a Lightsaber to cut a hole in and possibly decompress it."
 * You successfully cut a hole... only to reveal a Wave Motion Gun! (The rest of the ship is unaffected).
 * The Wave Motion Gun blasts 404 found with a superlaser capable of destroying Australia!
 * "Despite the Leviathan being a Keyblade Leviathan, it can't control its nature, due to the mysterious nature of the keyblades themselves. (If this is unacceptable, making that the Leviathan can't control itself, please ignore it). MM continues to barrage the Leviathan with his fire, water and grass spells, until the Leviathan loses all its HP and either fades away, faints or something else (Did it lose all its HP?)"
 * Well, it can still control itself, considering its Adaptive Ability.
 * MASSIVE DAMAGE!! 50% HP remains!
 * '"(It's in the rules to not assume, but since you didn't say anything about the leviathan and instead now sent the Hydra (Dark Tiahamut) after MM, the Leviathan's HP has been depleted to 0 then?)"''
 * Not necessarily. Just you wait.
 * "The struggle against the Hydra"
 * You figured out how to beat it! If only that Draconium Tank didn't assist Dark Tiahamut...
 * Sweg Dragon's assist: "Meanwhile, MM attempts to destroy Dark Tiahamut, but is swiftly countered by the ACN Draconium Tank's massive Hyperlaser!"
 * "MM fortunately didn't get hurt at all by the Elemental blasts, due to not only armor pieces that made his own armor highly resistant to Fire, Water, Lightning, Light and Darkness, but he was also wearing the Mega Minion armor that Sparky gave him. However, the Earth blast damaged Sparky's shield armor by 75%."
 * Acknowledged.

Sweg Dragon, the MLG Incarnate

 * "And seeing as Steven can't really handle this by himself, I'm assisting!"
 * Heart eyes emoji.
 * "The Keyblade Leviathan absorbs all of Sparky's cancerous troll attacks, taking minor damage. However, in the process, it becomes the Troll Leviathan! In its new form, it's able to block troll attacks with ease!"
 * AWWWW YISS!!!
 * "It swiftly barrages Sparky's onslaught of zaps with zaps of its own, stunning Sparky as well as freeing the OPEKKA and the ACN tank! Meanwhile, the Troll Leviathan keeps auto-zapping, preventing any permastuns."
 * Counter-trolled!

Type: Sparky, the Strategic Tactician

 * "If it absorbed them all, it'd be dead. There's a reason they're considered cancer cards."
 * Two words: Adaptive Ability.
 * "The Zappy attacks are not troll attacks since they aren't troll units. They have many counters but are OP if used right. Unlike the cancer cards which is basically drop and win (3M requires some skill but with Heal it's also cancer). So the Levi is still being permastunned."
 * Ouch...
 * "I Super Wing Dragon Boost Dark Tiahamut's face, freeing MM and knocking him right back into the Troll Leviathan! Then I deploy yet another Zappy unit to permastun Dark Tiahamut. Half of the Sparky Army shoots the Levi, and half of it shoots Tiahamut."
 * Ouch, ouch, ouch.
 * 10% HP remains!
 * The Dark Tiahamut's water head got electrocuted really hard! It has been decapitated!
 * However, the other heads still remain... 2 more water heads in place of the original one!
 * "(HINT: Zappies cannot attack flying things.)"
 * thnx lol
 * I push the Great Leviathan and Dark Tiahamut up in the air with Gravity Waves. The Great Leviathan, being a space serpent, flies without the need of wings. Dark Tiahamut, on the other hand, expands its wings and levitates (it doesn't need to flap them).
 * And then the Troll Leviathan begins auto-zapping again, preventing all future permastuns, period! Anti-Stun API has been installed.
 * "The OPekka is still stunned and being drained of life gradually. I drop three Inferno Dragons (these ones again) to destroy the entities with their ever-increasing damage."
 * The Omega PEKKA is getting really weak now...
 * "And now I give 404 and MM's weapons stunning capacities via Electro-Generators attached to their armor. Not their entities sadly."
 * k

S0mePVZfan, the Keyblade Master

 * "MM saw the Hyperlaser coming and immediately tried to get the Dark Tiahamut in its way. If the Tiahamut was pushed into the laser's way, it would be dead."
 * The Dark Tiahamut immediately dodges the laser via supersonic flying!
 * "If not, then the Tiahamut managed to clamp onto MM's neck, but it didn't last long as MM broke out of its grip by stabbing the clamping head in its [redacted], and Sparky came in the nick of time to help."
 * gr8
 * "After the blast had passed, MM slashed all the heads off, burned them and dealt with any other elemental heads remaining, after Sparky did their work on the beast."
 * Alright, I'll let you have this chance to kill it. Since you previously did the right way to kill Dark Tiahamut, but then Sweg intervened.
 * Dark Tiahamut is rekt! REKT BY: S0mePVZfan, the Keyblade Master. +1 raid point!
 * "I focus fire on the Omega P.E.K.K.A. I decide to bring out the Thor. (No, not the hammer from Marvel, but rather a Patapon weapon for Tondenga)"
 * Mjolnir!TM
 * k no
 * "I confront the Omega P.E.K.K.A and hammer him hard so he can fly back... but... SHE is heavily armoured.... No problem, I decide to fuse into an Uberhero format, and use GIANDETH, the continuous swinging of a hammer, nonstop, at Omega P.E.K.K.A. Doesn't matter if hurt, I keep doing it unless Knocked Back and Staggered. Knock Knock Knockin On Heaven's Door."
 * 5% HP remains!
 * "I'm still hammering the OPekka"
 * 2% HP remains! Critical!

Brown Eevee, the Bavarium General

 * "I get into my Golden Urga Mstitel and fire my bavarium lightning Cannon into it."
 * Which one? The Dark Tiahamut? S0mePVZfan already killed it!
 * "I enable my bavarium shield"
 * k
 * "I fire a monumental Bavarium Orb to damage the P.E.K.K.A"
 * The Omega PEKKA activates its Last Stand ability: Triple Shield. 0/3 hits remains.
 * 1/3 hits.
 * "I jump into the air and attempt to smash into the P.E.K.K.A"
 * 2/3 hits.

404 found, the Grand Admiral

 * "Moar offense. The Omega PEKKA is hit by a Sapper from TF2. same thing happens to the Broken God."
 * 3/3 hits. The Triple Shield has dissipated.
 * 65% HP remains! (The Broken God)
 * "The LAAT Gunship flies away. replaced by the X-34, who drops Shadow bombs onto the Omega PEKKA."
 * The Omega PEKKA is rekt! REKT BY: 404 found, the Grand Admiral. +1 Raid Point!

Sonar553, the Shadow of Darkness

 * "Still Hammering"
 * The Omega PEKKA is already destroyed!

Unnamedblockster661

 * "The FenRai fleet attacks the Great Leviathan."
 * The Troll Leviathan pushes the unspecified projectiles away with a Gravity Wave.

Aggron... Just Aggron

 * "I use screw rain on the Pekka which damages it every time someone posts. I send Moe Tato who spits out 3 dirt balls, which can be dodges, and a worm, which can’t be dodged, but does little damage. Weepy cries on it which damages it thoroughly. Psycarrot threw carrots at it and use beta-carobeams, almost wrecking it!"
 * But it's already rekt by 404!
 * All future attacks on the Omega PEKKA are nulled. Why? It's dead, what's the point of attacking something that's already dead?

Oiniteoderfla12, the Hellven Stickman

 * "Anyways, I load the Supersonic Barrel with Rocket V's, also known as "Nuke Rockets". I fly to the Great Leviathan, summon an Absolute-Zero 360* Shield around the Supersonic MK1, and begin firing at the serpent."
 * The Troll Leviathan transform into a Sphere of Destruction and rams the Nuke Rockets!

Sonar553, the Shadow of Darkness

 * "I then attack Zerach Maxar with Fireballs, separately."
 * 92% HP remains.

S0mePVZfan, the Keyblade Master

 * "[MM]: Alright Oin! I'm gonna load in some Ultra-Flare balls for the Serpent (which is somehow still alive). Then, I'll load in Super Frozen Ice balls, with poisonous vines wrapped around the ball for extra-measure!"
 * The Great Leviathan has a problem adapting to all of those projectiles! 40% HP remains! It reverts back to its normal form, the Great Leviathan.

Aggron... Just Aggron

 * "Woah! Thanks! Now I control homing meteors that hit everyone but me and brown. These meteors are undodgeable, infinitely chase you, but can be run from. One turn is wasted by just running from it. Who is the fool now?"
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">I am not a fool, mortal! 
 * I impale the Homing Missles with Red Miles. They're homing tendrils made of red energy of destruction. Canonically in Homestuck, the most powerful instance of this attack is capable of destroying an entire universe.

S0mePVZfan, the Keyblade Master
MM continues to shoot the light beams at the tank.
 * "MM decides to go back to fight the Draconium tank. After doing research on it, MM decides to use Ultra-impact on the tank. (It's a 10x more powerful version of Giga-impact https://www.khwiki.com/File:Ragnarok_KHIIFM.gif) (Giga-impact can deal 15dmg points per light beam that hits, so that means 150dmg points per hit will be on the machine)"
 * 93% HP remains!
 * "Then, MM shoots giant fireballs at the tank"
 * 88% HP remains!
 * "He decided to turn his keyblades into a giant laser cannon and shot an ultra-gamma beam at the tank. Gamma Rays are very powerful and can cut through almost all material"
 * MASSIVE DAMAGE!! 65% HP remains!

Sweg Dragon, the MLG Incarnate

 * "Absorbing the full force of the universe-destroying beam, the Great Leviathan transforms into the Hypernova Leviathan!"
 * <span style="color:fuchsia;text-shadow:0 0 1px fuchsia, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">EEEEEEEEEEEE- 

Actions

 * You know what... screw that guy. I snap my fingers. Something just got detonated. The Sky Jungle is rekt!
 * The debris of the Sky Jungle turns into a Meteor Shower that rains on all of Sparky's Clash Royale troops. All of them!' And Waluigi, too. However, Sparky gains a Raid Point or else nobody would gain it; that point would be wasted.''
 * <span style="font-family:Courier New;color:cyan;text-shadow:0 0 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">SIS Conqueror  summons 2 Energy Clones of itself. The 2 Energy Clones warp to the Centerpoint Station and the Galaxy Gun, respectively, before ramming at them at the speed of light!
 * SIS Conqueror itself charges its hyperspace engines, and then it charges straight through the Death Star at 10 times faster than light!