Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26822753-20170814130445/@comment-27121914-20170815134858


 * Going to sleep, and I'm not gonna delay this post to the next day. Sorry for some errors, if there are any.

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 * "Fanatic 1, before he dies, explodes the artifact with him. This releases about 250 different lethal pathogens, some of which are designed for the Alien Commanders."
 * Zadimus fires some Gamma Beams at the area where the artifact exploded, in order to annihilate the pathogens. There is no kill like overkill.
 * "Fanatic 2 loses half HP. Ignoring the Frostfire, it (yes, it) jumps over to the Juggernaut and smacks him with its artifact, which converts metal to SCP-217."
 * Oh no, you don't!
 * Right before Aquarius gets smacked, he blasts Fanatic 2 away with Hydro Pump!
 * And then Aquarius shoots numerous water jets to cut Fanatic 2 into atoms. Literally.
 * After that, Vylona incinerates its remains with Frostfire, in order to prevent it from reassembling.
 * "Fanatic 3 gets cut up, but its parts rejoin into a turret. go figure. meanwhile, it shoots at the nearest Commander with fragmenting grenades, with each fragment exploding into smaller and smaller fragments. (smallest fragment: 1 nano by 1 nano)"
 * I use a Random Number Generator. The result is 4.
 * Infernus breathes Hellfire at the fragmenting grenades, incinerating them while preventing them from exploding into fragments!
 * After that, Infernus blasts Hellfire at Fanatic 3, incinerating him!
 * "Fanatic 4 gets instantly rekt by the fire."
 * Acknowledged.
 * "Fanatic 5 nearly gets instakilled, but proceeds to combine with Fanatic 3. somehow."
 * Acknowledged.
 * "Considering that the Kommander is on his throne, I convert the throne into plasma and jump away, while electrocuting him with Force Lightning."
 * Shocking! 39% HP remains! That really hurts, especially when that throne got converted into plasma.
 * The Kerbal Kommander summons a Gaster Blaster to chase 404 found while blasting lasers at him!
 * "the Broken God activates a few of its Planetary Shields that it incorporated."
 * SIS Conqueror take down the Planetary Shields with all of its Wave Motion Guns! (A single one is already very powerful, and there are 9999 of them).
 * After that, SIS Conqueror absorbs the residual energy left by the Wave Motion Guns into the UmbraLux Cannon. FULLY CHARGED!!

Apocalypse How: Class X-3: Galactic Scale, Physical Annihilation (Sweg Dragon)

 * "This means I'm able to absorb the mass of whatever comes into contact with me. Including this Supermassive Black Hole!"
 * k
 * "As you know, black holes have the most mass out of any known object in the universe. Especially a supermassive one like this. And thanks to you, I've just absorbed it, Steven."
 * Don't think I feel guilty for this, because that was the plan to start a fight of massive scale! 
 * "I'm the size of an entire GALAXY now!"
 * ok
 * "You're not just dealing with an extremely powerful foe now. You're dealing with a force of the universe itself! And I owe it all to you."
 * Surely, dragons from Destroy the Godmodder are the most overpowered beings ever existed.
 * "Now, what WAS our galaxy contained roughly 100 billion stars. And as you may have guessed, I absorbed their energy in the process as well."
 * That's pretty nice.
 * "I'll unleash all of that energy now, creating an unfathomably powerful energy burst, equivalent to, well... 100 billion supernovas! This should be plenty to counteract your Supreme Crusher Barrier!"
 * A simulated Big Crunch has been countered!?! IMPOSSIBRU!!
 * "And on top of that, you now have the strongest explosion known to ever exist to deal with! I immensely look forward to how you deal to something of this magnitude. All of you. I assure you your parlor tricks, portals, and massive spaceships stand no chance. But we'll have to see..."
 * Heh. Don't you know? I'm the master of plot twists that have no foreshadowing at all.
 * HEE HEE HEE... better brace yourself for a nasty surprise... for someone else, that is. 
 * "(TL:DR for those who don't want to read an article): Essentially, a supermassive black hole absorbed hundreds of millions of celestial bodies until it couldn't take any more. It then spewed them out into space, creating the strongest explosion since the big bang."
 * k
 * Type: Sparky "EVERYONE ABSORB THE EXPLOSION IN WHATEVER YOU HAVE!"
 * Don't worry, Sparky. I've got this!
 * Plot twist: ALL YOU DID WAS TO GIVE THAT SUPERTITAN CALLED SIS CONQUEROR "INFINITE" POWER!!


 * (INFINITE. IN-INFINITE POWER!!)
 * (Not literally infinite. That's just me going drunk on power).
 * SIS Conqueror has absorbed all energy emitted by the supermassive black hole and the Galactic Bang into the UmbraLux Cannon!
 * Current Radius: Intergalactic Annihilation - It's capable of destroying both the Milky Way and the Andromeda Galaxy at the same time).
 * Since I'm going to sleep, I'm gonna attack Sweg with a lame attack: Launching quadrillions of Sweg Dragon x Airtoum fanfics at him, at faster-than-light speed. (My unseen minions did it, so I'm not suffering from love allergy this time).

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 * "the Broken God comes back, since the explosion passed. (size: really, really big)"
 * Expecting a moment of safety? TOO BAD!! STEVEN TIME!!
 * The UmbraLux Cannon finally fires. 
 * The UmbraLux Cannon's attack consists of three parts:
 * Equilibrium Superlaser: Made from light and dark, and is 108 stronger than both of them combined. Faster-than-light, homing, dimensional-breaching (follows its target into another dimension by breaching into it), and capable of destroying both Milky Way. The main part of the attack. Will hunt down each parts of the Broken God one-by-one!
 * Void Spheres of Destruction: Spheres of Destruction created around the Superlaser and launched at the main body of the Broken God, with each of them capable of destroying the Moon itself.
 * Photon Miles: Red Miles made of light split from the Superlaser, which follows the sub-versions of the Broken God and impale them with the same force as the Red Miles.