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 * My attack power raises to 83%
 * Then again, it's not like my ATK can be measured or anything, since this is RFF, where damage can't be assumed.
 * Self reminder: It'll immediately go back to 100% once all Calamity Mod bosses summoned by Sweg are defeated, since he will only have 1 HP and can only tank one attack at that point, so ATK won't matter anyway, but I'd like to deal an ultra-powerful finishing move against him. Since the more epic it is, THE MORE SATISFYING IT'D BE TO UTTERLY ANNIHILATE MY MAIN RIVAL. 

List of Current Players and Entities

 * 1) TimewornKaiju, the Embodiment of Chaos and Destruction  (Eldritch Steven ) (83% Attack Power) (90% Internal HP) (Frost Impaler's Armor : 125% HP) (Ruby Armor) (Energy Absorber API: 112% Integrity) (Anti-Friendly Fire API) (Gem Invincibility API) (Immune to forced teleportation by other entities) (LOVE IMMUNITY )
 * 2) [MIND-BOSS]  Darkmetal Sonic (87% HP) (Phase 2: Darkmetal Overlord) (Prism Armor: Reduced damage from everything and has a 50% chance to reflect projectiles)
 * 3) Iron Fist 1 (Crusher Barrier)
 * 4) Iron Fist 2 (Sphere of Destruction)
 * 5) Iron Fist 3 (Frost Impaler's Spears)
 * 6) Iron Fist 4 (Oblitinium Equilibrium)
 * 7) [SPACE-BOSS]  The Lord of Lightning/The Ruined Dragon (Super Mario Odyssey) (160% HP) (Faster Than You: His speed scales with his victim's/opponent's, so he will always be faster than you) (Prism Armor: Reduced damage from everything and has a 50% chance to reflect projectiles)
 * 8) [POWER-BOSS]  Ares, the God of War (84% HP) (Split Attack Thing: Bombards enemies with Weird Goo) (Prism Armor: Reduced damage from everything and has a 50% chance to reflect projectiles)
 * 9) Praetorian 1 (Prism Armor) (Regular Shield)
 * 10) Praetorian 2 (Faster Than You) (Prism Armor) (Regular Shield)
 * 11) Sweg Dragon, the Draconic Soul  (Assi-Limit API) (Holo-Forminator API) (Heatseeker API) (Healinator API) (Immortality API) (Broken MERCY: Cannot assist their own entities, but can still directly attack other entities)
 * 12) [CALAMITY-BOSS]  Providence, the Profaned God 
 * 13) Profaned Guardian A (Defender Guardian) 
 * 14) Profaned Guardian B (Healer Guardian) 
 * 15) <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px purple">[CALAMITY-BOSS]  <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px grey, 1px 1px 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px black">The Devourer of Gods (Final Form) 
 * 16) <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px purple">The Devourer of Thots/Another Worm Boss 
 * 17) <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px purple">[CALAMITY-BOSS]  <span style="color:brown;text-shadow:0 0 1px brown, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px green">Jungle Dragon, Yharon 
 * 18) <span style="color:yellow;text-shadow:0 0 1px brown, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px orange">Bumblebirb A 
 * 19) <span style="color:yellow;text-shadow:0 0 1px brown, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px orange">Bumblebirb B 
 * 20) <span style="color:yellow;text-shadow:0 0 1px brown, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px orange">Bumblebirb C 
 * 21) Type: Sparky (P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Mini P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Phantom Rider Suit) (Phantom Ruby: 50% repair progress)
 * 22) [SUPERBOSS] EG-02 Egg Walker
 * 23) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-1 Death Egg Robot
 * 24) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-2 Big Arms
 * 25) [FLEET] Brevon's Fleet
 * 26) [SUPERBOSS] Lord Brevon
 * 27) Sassafras
 * 28) Tons of other random stuff
 * 29) 404 found, the Fleet Admiral
 * 30) [FLEET] Imperial Fleet
 * 31) Sonar553, the Shadow of Darkness (Hex Shield)
 * 32) [FLEET] Patapon Airships
 * 33) Oiniteoderfla12
 * 34) Fighter Aircraft
 * 35) SnufflesTheDog (85% HP)
 * 36) Planet Cake (Layers: 1-39, 41-59) (52nd Layer: Frozen) (20th Layer: Marshmallow Trees) (40th Layer: A few houses and some trees)
 * 37) [BOSS] <span style="color:red;text-shadow:1px 1px 1px orange, 2px 2px 2px red, 3px 3px 3px black">The Energy Monarch  (Energy Depleted: 7/10)
 * 38) Strange Heart Entity
 * 39) Zombie Lava Magpies of DOOM
 * 40) Frozen Buster Bats of DOOM
 * 41) [BOSS] <span style="color:lime;text-shadow:1px 1px 1px green, 2px 2px 2px cyan">The Jelly Castle  (Layer 60)
 * 42) Jelly Knights
 * 43) Heatran Rudania Ultima Weapon
 * 44) [MLG-BOSS] Wall of Memes
 * 45) Grenburr
 * 46) Wooyari
 * 47) Cannogabang
 * 48) Faceless Void
 * 49) Brown Eevee
 * 50) Pizzaking161

Assistant of the Red Dragon (Type: Sparky)

 * "Flarenado" [poof]"
 * Assist 1. Check.
 * "I ram into all of Sweg's entities in the order shown on the post while they're distracted."
 * Assist 2.
 * "Just to annoy the hell out of Sweg... ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP"
 * Assist 3.

OILY SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG (Sonar553)

 * "SHUT UP YOU MORTAL!!!! (teleports inside TimewornKaiju and explodes into THAT ONE OIL...)"
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">WHO ARE YOU CALLING MORTAL!?! 
 * You teleported inside me. But the area around you doesn't looks like a stomach.
 * It looks like an acid trip dimension inhabited by giant parasites that live in there.
 * Those parasites are Great Leviathans (yes, it turned out that there are multiple of these things) They managed to continue living by feasting on my life force, which is infinite.
 * As you might have known, they have adaptive ability, for they will adapt against an attack that's used against them.
 * Wait a second, that isn't my stomach. That's my pocket dimension that I created to be my body part. It was created as a countermeasure against internal invaders, by redirecting teleportation of those that try to teleport inside me.
 * So, you exploded inside my Not-Stomach, and it's not really my organ, so I take no damage.
 * 6 Great Leviathans sniff your oil body, but then...
 * The Space Gem resonates with spatial power.
 * I forcibly teleport Sonar553 in order to get him out of my "body."

A BENT DOG (SnufflesTheDog)

 * "The first thing The Jelly Castle does is launch some Pixel Missiles towards Sweg Dragon, TimewornKaiju and the Strange Heart Entity."
 * The Shield of Evil launches several small Gravity Waves in order to push the Pixel Missiles. 40% HP remains!
 * "Everyone (Including me) gets an Ice Cream bowl filled with the most delicious Ice Cream imaginable to the consumer."
 * Oooh, ice cream!
 * I use Disintegration Consumption in order to turn the Heavenly Ice Cream (including the Bowl) into raw atoms and then I eat them with my Vacuum Mouth.

The Unholy Assault (vs. Sweg Dragon)

 * "Alright, time to pick up where I left off- ...Oh. 404's destroyed our egg, now has he?"
 * Yep, he did! Our precious universe... ;-;
 * "Normally, I'd be heartbroken... But, you must have misunderstood... WHAT DID YOU EXPECT FROM TAKING AWAY ALL OF MY MERCY?"
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">IF YOU'RE GOING TO PULL A PLOT TWIST OF YOUR OWN, THEN SO WILL I. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">YOU SEE, I DON'T REALLY GIVE A QUACK ABOUT CREATING A UNIVERSE. IN FACT, THAT WAS JUST ME SHOWING OFF MY NEWFOUND LOVE IMMUNITY. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">WE ARE STILL RIVALS, NOT LOVERS, AND WE WILL BE RIVALS FOREVER. 
 * "Instantly, I smash the remaining fragments of the egg, before swallowing it whole without a second thought!"
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">EHEHEHE... 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">HERE'S ANOTHER PLOT TWIST: WHEN I KISSED YOU, I TRANSFERRED MY LOVE ALLERGY TO YOUR BODY AS WELL. IN OTHER WORDS, I EXCHANGED MY ALLERGY FOR YOUR OBSESSION, AND IT WAS REALLY WORTH IT. 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">GUESS MY ALLERGY IS STARTING TO MAKE YOU INCAPABLE OF FEELING LOVE, DID IT? 
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">HA HA HA! ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU... JUST AS PLANNED... 
 * "Still want to love me, Steven? WELL, TOO BAD. YOU TOOK AWAY MY MERCY... AND WITH IT, MY CAPACITY TO LOVE."
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px black, 1px 1px 1px black">HAH!! HERE COMES THE THIRD PLOT TWIST!: I KNEW THAT WOULD HAPPEN, SINCE WITHOUT THE MERCY BUTTON, WE CAN'T SPARE EACH OTHER AT ALL. SO ONE OF US NEED TO BE DEFEATED IN ORDER TO FINALLY GET AWAY FROM EACH OTHER. 
 * <span style="color:black;text-shadow:0 0 1px black, 1px 1px 1px red, 1px 1px 1px red">GUESS YOU LIKE THINGS THE HARD WAY, HUH? 
 * "I begin by smashing Steven's skull in using my massive talons."
 * The Shield of Evil used Last Push! It pushes Sweg away from me and into the other side of the Universal Barrier with the strongest Gravity Wave possible, at the cost of that shield's existence.
 * The Shield of Evil has been shattered!
 * "Sparky attempts to tornado all of my entities into one place. However, Yharon counteracts this with a Flarenado of his own!"
 * Type: Sparky's Assist 1: "Flarenado" [poof]"
 * He made the Flarenado disappear in a poof of logic with his Pyrokinesis.
 * Ah, well, to quote you again: "Also, the Flarenadoes are made out of Solar Flares, which are a combination of Hydrogen, Helium, and Methane. No fire, just gas."
 * If that assist doesn't work, then I don't care anyway since it's not really much a difference when fighting my entities.
 * "Providence engages Ares in battle, lashing him with dozens of Profaned Flames."
 * Ares throws a Gravity Grenade at the Profaned Flames. It explodes, causing the Profaned Flames (and only Profaned Flames) to fly up because the gravity is reversed for them!
 * "Ares' superlaser is abruptly countered by the 3rd Profaned Guardian, the glass cannon and attacker of the three. He rams through the laser, and straight into Ares, before exploding!"
 * Ares' Regular Shield has dissipated!
 * "1 guardian down, 2 to go."
 * You Meddling Kid!
 * "Providence quickly blasts the stunned Ares with massive Profaned Energy Beams."
 * You really like big laser attacks, don't you?
 * 84% HP remains! Ares is wearing an armor that can be considered as a mix between medieval armor and futuristic armor, which can tank big laser attacks.
 * Another reason for such a moderate damage is because his Prism Armor (gave to him by Sparky) has deflected some of the beams, but not all of them.
 * "Darkmetal Overlord fires another barrage at the Devourer of Thots. However, the Devourer of Gods rams into its backside at the last second, dealing massive damage!"
 * Ouch! DM Overlord's Regular Shield has dissipated!
 * All of the first 4 Iron Fists (except the one with Draconic Destruction) have vanished, due to DM Overlord losing control of it!
 * Ah well, I guess the buffs that Sparky put on them don't really matter, do they?
 * "The massive cosmic worm consumes the Draconic Destruction first. This grants the ability to fire off Draconic Blades, which it abruptly does, straight at the Darkmetal Overlord."
 * Darkmetal Overlord summons another Iron Fist, which counters those blades by blasting energy-draining Frost Impaler's Spears from its fingers!
 * "Darkmetal Overlord's Crusher Barrier is also countered by the Devourer of Gods, as it summons laser walls around the smaller worm, potruding outwards and pushing the barrier back."
 * The Crusher Barrier has been shattered!
 * "However, the Devourer of Gods's unable to stop the giant sun, due to its intolerance to extremely, extremely high temperatures, It hits the Devourer of Thots, dealing large damage!"
 * Did I do it?
 * "This doesn't kill it yet, so the Devourer of Thots rams into Darkmetal Overlord while firing lasers."
 * Oh, well then.
 * 87% HP remains! You're gonna need more bites to take him down.
 * "Realizing the equal matching of the 2 dragons, Yharon summons a gigantic Infernado under the Lord of Lightning, which hopefully deals massive damage as well as melting all of the chains."
 * The Lord of Lightning's Regular Shield has dissipated!
 * "Yharon also uses 4 Flarenadoes to push back the electric tornadoes."
 * They got pushed back, alright.
 * The Electric Crows have stopped spawning.
 * "The electric crows attempt to destroy the Bumblebirbs, and succeed in taking out 2 of them. However, these abruptly split into a horde of Mini-Birbs, which swarm over the crows like army ants before flying off into the sunset."
 * The Electric Crows have been stopped!'
 * "2 birbs down, 3 to go."
 * Alright!
 * "If the weak spot's been revealed once more, Yharon blasts it with fireballs once more."
 * The fireballs have been deflected by the Lord of Lightning's Prism Armor! All thanks to that darned Regular Shield.
 * "If not, it blocks the thunder dragon's neck slash with slashes of its own."
 * Always remember to cut your nails, kid! Anyway, the Lord of Lightning's talons are still as sharp as usual.

Unholy Insurgency (Ares, the God of War vs. Providence, the Profaned God)

 * Praetorian 1 fires two homing missiles at Profaned Guardian A (Defender Guardian), which explode into two Hydro Vortexes! (Water tornadoes)
 * Praetorian 2 creates 6 more Murasamas and impale Profaned Guardian B (Healer Guardian) with the extra Murasamas.
 * <span style="color:red;text-shadow:0 0 1px red, 1px 1px 1px crimson, 1px 1px 1px crimson">Ares  throws a Dark Grenade at Providence, which explodes into a Black Hole Eclipse! (A black hole, but only pulls its target into it with great strength, and nothing else).

Universal Collapse (Darkmetal Overlord vs. The Devourer of Gods)

 * Iron Fist 1 surrounds The Devourer of Thots with 5 Crusher Barriers. At the same time, Iron Fist 2 launches 4 Spheres of Destruction at it. Should it gets out of all crushers, then he'll need to deal with incoming miniature suns.
 * Iron Fist 3 launches a barrage of slashing Frost Impaler's Spears at The Devourer of Gods' head. This doesn't do much since I need to hurry IRL, and I'm focusing on The Devourer of Thots first.
 * And then <span style="color:blue;text-shadow:0 0 1px blue, 1px 1px 1px cyan, 1px 1px 1px cyan">Darkmetal Overlord  himself blasts a Wave Motion Gun at The Devourer of Gods' head.

Infernal Catharsis (The Lord of Lightning vs. Yharon)

 * <span style="color:purple;text-shadow:0 0 1px purple, 1px 1px 1px indigo, 1px 1px 1px indigo">The Lord of Lightning  blast a barrage of homing Electric Spheres at the Bumblebirbs.
 * After that, he bites one of Yharon's wings and electrocute them by surging the electricity from his teeth into that wing. He mistook it for a KFC chicken wing.

Miscellaneous

 * No direct attacks today, because: 1. 21:15 in my country, and 2. School tomorrow.