Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28122105-20170719141528

This is Steal the Cereal, except it isn't.

Rules
You try and summarize what would happen if the above user tried to steal an item specified by themselves. It isn't exactly that simple, so have an example below:

Example
Mr. Pixelator: Purple cheese.

Some Random Dude: A giant robotic mouse appears and chases you away. | Some robot circuitry.

Some Random Dude 2.0: The circuitry was electrified, frying you instantly. | A copy of Splatoon.

Mr. Pixelator: Mr. Pixelator appears and burns it before you can lay your hands on it. | A bowl of cereal.

And that's pretty much it. I guess I'll start...

A cookie. 