Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20180423104620

Self explanatory.

Help the above user out of a dangerous situation.

EXAMPLE

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oom-7: I am under a metal crusher.

Reposter: I pull you out. I am attacked by zombies.

TX-0013: I shoot them all. I am being poisoned by toxic gas.

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I am being attacked by a godmodding unfair unreasonable and illogical entity.

(COUGH) 