Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25358024-20151130174123/@comment-26317392-20151205214109

@Trinket congrats for 100 edits :P

I get Satan to protect the attackers from the fireballs, hell's made of fire, so he's used to it. All of the attackers then drink the Mountain Dew. I then wear magical earplugs, which block out the sound of megaphones. I give earplugs to all other attackers, Satan and keep a pair for Nicki Minaj for when she's finished regenerating. Satan and I hum the x-files theme non-stop to annoy the defenders. I get Satan to possess the Vending Machine's account.