Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20180719140831/@comment-27790518-20180719143802

The best weapon to use in this case is definitely a zapgun. You'll also need a dog to come along with you. The first thing to do is to immobilize the duck by shooting it's [legs?]. Then aim for the head. By immobilizing the duck, it is easier to get the duck because they cannot move as easily as before.

Another way to immobilize the duck is by running around it really fast, making it confused, stunning it in the process.

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