Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180622002410

Let's create somewhat silly items for an RPG. Don't give them any stats, let's keep this simple.

Here's a few examples:

Wooden Sword Wooden Bow Wooden Hammer Neat Wooden Hammer Scroll of Vocode Scroll of Peanut Butter Scroll of Sick Dance Moves Enchanted Brick Water Bottle
 * Enemies get worse accuracy since they are distracted by the Hammer's neatness.
 * Target cannot speak unless someone else is speaking, or if the environment is noisy. Regular combat does not count as noisy.
 * Target has worse accuracy, less damage, less speed, and is covered in Peanut Butter. Water, air, or fire will remove this.
 * Target has less speed, double damage when near enemies, and extra defense.
 * This brick does not fall to the ground like a brick. It falls to the ground like a tree.
 * Heals user and can be used to extinguish fires. It's also healthy and recommended to get 8 cups of daily. 