Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20171017114608/@comment-27121914-20171017140025


 * This post is shorter than my previous ones. Sweet relief...

List of Current Players and Entities

 * 1) TimewornKaiju, the Embodiment of Chaos and Destruction.  (Eldritch Steven )
 * 2) [SOUL-BOSS]  Great Leviathan Soul (Trinity Leviathan : Fire, Water, Grass) (91% HP)
 * 3) [REALITY-BOSS]  Darkceus, the Erased God (Darkrai + Arceus)
 * 4) Sweg Dragon, the Draconic Core. 
 * 5) Supreme Calamitas
 * 6) Supreme Catastrophe
 * 7) Supreme Cataclysm
 * 8) Moon Lord
 * 9) True Eye of Cthulhu (Must be killed to expose the Moon Lord's Core)
 * 10) True Eye of Cthulhu (Must be killed to expose the Moon Lord's Core)
 * 11) True Eye of Cthulhu (Must be killed to expose the Moon Lord's Core)
 * 12) Super Stardust Pillar (Kill ??? entities to destroy its barrier)
 * 13) 16 Super Star Cells
 * 14) 8 Super Twinkle Poppers
 * 15) 5 Super Milkyway Weavers
 * 16) 1 Giga Flow Invader
 * 17) SONAR553, THE SHADOW OF DARKNESS.
 * 18) 404 found, the Fleet Admiral
 * 19) Imperial Fleet
 * 20) Dr. Bright
 * 21) Heatran Rudania Ultima Weapon
 * 22) MOON LORD "MENTELGEN" EX 2.0
 * 23) False Eye of Cthulhu (Right Hand)
 * 24) False Eye of Cthulhu (Left Hand)
 * 25) False Eye of Cthulhu (Forehead)

The Unholy Assault (vs. Sweg Dragon)

 * "Duke Fishron's been hit with an unfathomable amount of deadly attacks this turn! He realizes it's futile to fight anymore, and succumbs to the poison."
 * There is no kill like overkill.
 * "(Pity, too. He's my favorite Terraria boss. Only reason I kept him alive this long.)"
 * Aww! Poor thing!
 * "However, the mutant terror of the deep isn't going down without leaving one final impression..."
 * Give me your best move, Duke.
 * "Teleporting behind, Duke Fishron charges maximum speed at Ra, forcing his remaining tusk straight through the back of the sun god's skull with tremendous force, before the friendliness pellets do their work!"
 * Ra, the Sun God, has been rekt!
 * REKT BY: Duke Fishron.
 * "In order to assure the sun god's demise, Duke Fishron, using its last breath, summons a gargantuan Cthulhunado, sweeping away all of the sun-shrooms! Exhausted, the massive beast explodes!"
 * The Sun-Shrooms are killed!
 * "Duke Fishron has been defeated!"
 * Good night, sweet prince.
 * ...I mean duke.
 * "All 3 True Eyes of Cthulhu surround themselves with Phantasmal Spheres, and push them outward to fend off the Crusher Barriers, resulting in a Push War- a war between something trying to crush something, and the something getting crushed trying to push back."
 * The Crusher Barrier's strength is proportional to its target, so summoning new pals will surely help since its strength won't scale with newly summoned (temporary/permanent) entities.
 * The True Eyes of Cthulhu managed to break the Crusher Barrier and escape!
 * The Deathfield dissipates.
 * "The Moon Lord himself steps in to fight the Super Solar Pillar, by sweeping its Phantasmal Death Ray across the entire field, destroying most of the Solar enemies. The True Eyes of Cthulhu assist by firing their own, smaller Phantasmal Death Rays."
 * After Ra has been killed, the Super Solar Pillar and its entities suddenly vanishes!
 * "If everything's worked as planned, Ra and the Super Solar Pillar's enemies should be eradicated. But I'll just have to wait until the next post to find out."
 * Yes, it definitely worked.
 * "If they aren't, I summon some more entities from my Super Stardust Pillar to deal with the stragglers."
 * Well, it worked. Duke Fishron has fought well.
 * "I'm pretty burnt out today, so I'm only going to post a few more, really brief actions. Don't take it as me not caring."
 * Me too. I know that feel, bro.
 * "I fire off a series of Off Waves in an attempt to destroy all of the tendrils surrounding me, before firing a massive barrage of Cosmic Blasters into the portal, hoping to destroy it."
 * The Doomvines have been vaporized!
 * The Pure Energy™ fired by Cosmic Blasters have caused a reaction to the Doom Portal...
 * The Doom Portal has been closed!
 * Phew!
 * "I'll also smash through your Sphere of Destruction in my Phantasmal Hyperspear form (This is what is looks like, by the way)."
 * That attack is one of Tabuu's attacks? Glad that I didn't mistake it as one of your original attacks. ("Do not steal").
 * The Sphere of Destruction has been destroyed!
 * "My only attack this round'll be firing a Subspace Dragon Beam at Steven's chest."
 * The Power Gem resonates with pure energy...
 * I punch the Subspace Dragon Beam with my right hand (the one with Infinity Gauntlet) in order to divert the beam, like this.
 * "Sorry for the short post, just kinda out of it today."
 * It's okay! :D
 * "Probably missed something too."
 * Well, I don't care because it makes my posts shorter. Doesn't mean that someone can ignore every single one of my attack, though. (But fortunately, I know it's not you, Sweg).
 * The Trinity Leviathan  causes Vampire Flowers to erupt all over the bodies of Super Stardust Pillar's entities. The Vampire Flowers drain their life force, even if they're not normal organisms.
 * The Trinity Leviathan  fires dozens of Rift Beam Bursts at Supreme Calamitas, Supreme Catastrophe, and Supreme Cataclysm.
 * Darkceus uses Nonsense Latin. It says "Lorem Ipsum" followed by "Oculus Ignitus." BOOM! All 3 True Eyes of Cthulhu spontaneously combusts, for it is being burned by Cosmic Flame! (A type of fire that can eradicate eldritch abominations more efficiently than normal fire).
 * (It's a corrupted version of "Lorem Ipsum". Unlike the anti-godmodding version, it can be stopped or blocked).

Digital Admiral (vs. 404 found)

 * Looks like I have multiple adversaries today...
 * "I summon Dr. Bright. after doing some weird things with an anomalous bookcase, he manages to show Darkceus some pretty disturbing images. just for nightmare fuel."
 * ...you just had to do it because you always get  TRIGGERED  by that guy, don't you?
 * I give a bottle of CloroxTM to Darkceus. He drinks it to get rid of the memories of that image. (A substitute for amnestics, which, if I'm correct, is a memory-erasing drug/medicine/whatever).
 * And then Darkceus uses Fallen Tendrils to impale the images, destroying them.
 * "Speaking of which, I throw SCP-963 at Ra. (963: a pendant that wipes the memory of anyone it touches and replaces it with Dr. Bright's mind. this is instantaneous.)"
 * Ra has already just been killed by Duke Fishron!
 * I summon a Destruction Blaster to blast a Crimson Superlaser at SCP-963, disintegrating the pendant!
 * If the pendant hits the blaster, then I destroy the blaster with a Crusher Barrier.
 * "a giant indestructible mechanical super zombie crocodile. which then TPs onto Darkceus and tries to eat said entity's face off."
 * Darkceus sends the modified(?) SCP-682 to a Prison Dimension, which is a corrupted version of Egg Reverie (similar to how Spears of Injustice being corrupted versions of, well, the Anti-Godmodding Spear of Justice).
 * Notes: It's not an anti-godmodding ability, despite being a corrupted version of an anti-godmodding tool. (Meaning, it's much weaker than the real deal).
 * Also, SCP-682 has adaptive ability; it'll eventually find a way to get out of that dimension somehow and becomes available to summon again.
 * While doing so, Darkceus says a sentence in Nonsense Latin out loud: "FUCKUS THATUS SHITUM!!"
 * Darkceus flings a storm of Spears of Injustice at Dr. Bright. He also throws a Low Explosive at the spot right above Dr. Bright. The Low Explosive explodes, causing a pillar of hellfire to descend from the bomb and onto Dr. Bright.
 * (It's a reference to the High-Explosive Anti-Godmodder. And I figured out a way to corrupt it into a non-godmodding weapon. Also, in case if you haven't figured out by now, Darkceus can use both Pokemon moves and corrupted, non-godmodding versions of anti-godmodding tool).


 * Welp, that's it. That's all for today.
 * (Can't wait for Sweg's reaction to the presence of a false Moon Lord, though) [grabs popcorn]