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Element #4: Nonsensoleum

 * Whatever gets fueled by this liquid element will begin to exhibit nonsensical properties that defy the laws of physics.
 * Dave: "That car is hanging upside down on the ceiling like a bat! How does it do that?"
 * Professor Nathan: "'Oh? Well, it runs on Nonsensoleum."