Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26884827-20170212182724

Design a useless app for people to buy. Troll them with terrible jokes, ads, whatever to annoy the heck out them, even if the app destroys their device.

Rules
1) Be appropriate.

2) The app is not free.

3) NO GEOMETRY SASS OR ANY ROMANCTIC RELATED APPS. PLEASE.

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