Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-31545685-20171117185655/@comment-7395353-20171118152154

TimewornKaiju wrote:
 * AN EXCELLENT SACRIFICE TO A COSMIC SERPENT, MORTAL. 
 * I blast a DOUBLE DEATH SPECTRUM from my mouth at the Star Cruiser containing Play Dash. This laser not only kills someone, but it destroys their soul as well.


 * I teleport a Pizza Box to the next user.
 * Wait a second... that's not a pizza!
 * That pizza's a bomb!
 * The pizza will explode upon opening the pizza box, which will destroy the entire planet that the user is living in. 'All because someone opened a pizza box!''


 * OH MY!
 * IT SEEMS THAT EVERYTHING IN THIS AREA IS ACTUALLY A BOMB!
 * THAT DOG'S A BOMB!
 * THAT BASKETBALL'S A BOMB!
 * EVEN MY WORDS ARE...!

I feel like you defied the rules of your own thread.

I intercept the whale, fight it on a tiny iceberg, run through it in a timed challenge, hit a random metal orb inside of it, repeat this two more times, and then bonk it on the head, releasing Sonar.

I put Play Dash in a Portable Hole and mail it to the next user.