Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26822753-20171225183731/@comment-27121914-20171227125000


 * Brown Eevee: "I invite TimewornKaiju or anyone to a 1v1"
 * One word: Timezones.
 * And, I spend all day writing walls of text, so I want to make my posts not too long, but not too short as well.
 * So, I refuse. Sorry about that.
 * S0mePVZfan: "@Steven, so when is Sephiroth going to be unleased?"
 * He's busy fighting Yharon, and that dragon used lava tornadoes (cannot be bypassed by any means, including teleportation) to prevent anyone from interfering with our fight. Sorry about that.

List of Current Players and Entities

 * 1) TimewornKaiju, the Embodiment of Chaos and Love  (Eldritch Steven ) (Mute @everyone API: Any attacks that target everyone will be ignored by me) (Immune to forced teleportation by other entities) (Cherry Tapped: Regular Shields are immediately destroyed once deployed by the afflicted user until this debuff goes away) (Duel Locked: Is battling Sweg Dragon. Unable to be assisted or interfered by any means until this debuff goes away)
 * 2) [SPACE-BOSS]  Boss Bonanza (6/24 bosses defeated) (Faster Than You: Their speed scales with their opponent's, so they will always be faster than you)
 * 3) Boss Gamma: The Rebel Flagship (FTL: Faster Than Light) (Phase 1) (100% HP) (Shields level: 4 - Achieve a firepower level of 5 or above to damage the hull)
 * 4) Boss Zeta: Akron (Epic Battle Fantasy 3) (Elemental Surge: Changes the user's current element, and allows the user to have mastery over the elements) (Raised Form)
 * 5) Boss Iota: Soul Master (Hollow Knight)
 * 6) Sweg Dragon, the Draconic Soul  (Assi-Limit API) (Holo-Forminator API) (Heatseeker API) (Healinator API) (Immortality API: Invincible until all Calamity Bosses are defeated)
 * 7) [CALAMITY-BOSS]  Primal Yharon 
 * 8) Type: Sparky, the Strategic Tactician (P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Mini P.E.K.K.A Suit) (Phantom Rider Suit)
 * 9) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-1 Death Egg Robot
 * 10) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-2 Big Arms
 * 11) [SUPERBOSS] DEG-3 Egg Viper
 * 12) Brevon's Fleet
 * 13) [SUPERBOSS] Lord Brevon
 * 14) Omochao
 * 15) Mettaton
 * 16) Tons of other random stuff
 * 17) 404 found, the Grand Admiral
 * 18) Imperial Fleet
 * 19) Sonar553, the Dragon of Darkness
 * 20) Patapon Airships
 * 21) Tondenga
 * 22) Oohoroc
 * 23) Yumiyacha
 * 24) Patapon bosses
 * 25) Zuttankarmen
 * 26) Shoshookle
 * 27) Majidonga
 * 28) Dodonga
 * 29) Patapon Catapult
 * 30) Ziggerzank V3
 * 31) Ganodias
 * 32) Kachidonga
 * 33) Dragons
 * 34) Fire Dragon (Patapon 3)
 * 35) Ice Dragon (Patapon 3)
 * 36) Poison Dragon (Patapon 3)
 * 37) Shadow Dragon (Fire Emblem)
 * 38) Grim Matchstick
 * 39) Brown Eevee, the Bavarium General
 * 40) The Great Tower of Falco Maxime: Centcom (Bavarium Nuke System & Various APIs)
 * 41) Party Floor
 * 42) Killer Disco Floor
 * 43) Bavarium Floor
 * 44) Energy Converting Floor
 * 45) Manufacturing Floor
 * 46) Weapon Creation Floor
 * 47) Great Tower Main Floor
 * 48) Cima Leon: Centcom (FOW Airstrike System & Various APIs)
 * 49) Corda Dracon: Centcom (FOW EMP Cannon System & Various APIs)
 * 50) Monumental Mecha-Dragon Mothership
 * 51) Golden Urga Mstistel
 * 52) S0mePVZfan, the Keyblade Master (Myst3ryM4n, MM)
 * 53) Pizzaking161, the Kerbal
 * 54) Scientedfic, the Versatile Warrior
 * 55) Aggron... Just Aggron, the Iron Armor Pokemon (Mega Aggron)
 * 56) Fellow Pokemon
 * 57) Dragonite
 * 58) Cinccino
 * 59) Decidueye
 * 60) Cuphead bosses
 * 61) Mr. Wheezy
 * 62) Tipsy Troop
 * 63) Rum
 * 64) Martini
 * 65) Whiskey
 * 66) The Root Pack
 * 67) Moe Tato
 * 68) Weepy
 * 69) Psycarrot
 * 70) Phear Lap
 * 71) Sans
 * 72) Disbelief Papyrus
 * 73) Mega Tower
 * 74) Floor 1: Basic Floor
 * 75) Floor 2: Papyrus' Puzzles
 * 76) Floor 3: Bad Time
 * 77) Floor 4: Candy Deadly
 * 78) Floor 5-8: Maze
 * 79) Floor 9: Free Floor
 * 80) Floor 10: The Core Floor
 * 81) UnofficiallyRed

The Unholy Assault (vs. Sweg Dragon)

 * "Yharon quickly engulfs the arena in impenetrable lava tornadoes, preventing any help for Steven during the Jungle Dragon's final fight."
 * Well, dayum.
 * "Giant Ornstein tries to skewer Yharon, but this time, he knows how to counter it. Yharon clamps onto the spear with his massive claws, before using the spear as a conductor for massive pulses of heat, which surge from Yharon, through the spear, and into Ornstein's body! The huge dragon then hurls the spear-wielder into a wall."
 * Smells like KFC.
 * Ornstein got hurled into a wall. Then it turns out, he was already dead from being fried by Yharon's heat pulses! Ornstein is rekt!
 * "Suddenly, the Rebel Flagship slices through one of Yharon's wings at hyperspeed, which is a huge success! The wing's torn in half, dealing tremendous damage!"
 * I haven't eaten a dragon wing for a long time... wait, doesn't that make a cannibal? It doesn't matter, because I'm EVIL!! 
 * I cook the torn wing, KFC-style, and then I gleefully eat it. DELICIOUS... 
 * "Screeching and roaring in pain, Yharon, unable to fly, can't dodge the massive uppercut barrage, further damaging the dragon!"
 * No wonder why people say Mike Tyson is the hardest NES boss. YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!
 * "However, it's time for the final showdown for Yharon."
 * w
 * u
 * t
 * It's not over!?!
 * "Using my Holo-Forminator API, I equip the dying Yharon with last-resort capabilities, adding them on to the dragon's body using state-of the art physical hologram projections!"
 * "THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!"
 * "With its last breath, in its final moments, Yharon has transformed into Primal Yharon!"
 * YUS!! With this opportunity, I shall eat an extra-meaty Kentucky Fried Dragon!TM
 * "3 heads!"
 * Hydra Yharon!
 * "3 pairs of newly-formed, gigantic wings!"
 * Seraph Yharon!
 * I wanna eat his KFC-looking wings so badly! GIMME!!
 * "Enormous Shadowspec claws and talons!"
 * Wolverine Yharon!
 * "Massive mounted laser cannons on the shoulders, capable of disintegrating everything in sight!"
 * War Machine Yharon!
 * Wait a second... did you just steal my blueprints for my Wave Motion Gun? Oh Sweg, you cute sneaky dragon.
 * "And an even larger body!"
 * Godzilla Yharon!
 * "He may not be around for much longer, but he's going to leave a lasting impression."
 * The Last Stand. Begin!
 * "Primal Yharon uses all 3 of his heads to bite down onto Blaze, Abyss, and Czars, before incinerating them in his mouths and draining their life force."
 * So he's not the only dragon who's into cannibalism... The Pyrohydra is rekt!
 * "Primal Yharon slashes Sephiroth with his massive, spiked tail, before devouring him whole."
 * Sephiroth parries Primal Yharon's spiked tail with his sword.
 * And once he's inside him (by getting nom nom'd), Sephiroth cuts Yharon's stomach and other digestive organs with his absurdly long katana, before finally dying. Sephiroth is rekt!
 * "And finally, the ultimate dragon fires blinding, heat-seeking lightning blasts at the oncoming meteors, as well as deploying an army of Ancient Birbs to swarm and shred Akron to pieces."
 * Akron uses Dark Ball: He launches a freaking black hole from his mouth at the Ancient Birbs, annihilating them!
 * "Now, lastly... It's been a while since I've launched a direct attack."
 *  HOLY SHEEP!! SWEG-SENPAI HAS FINALLY MADE A DIRECT ATTACK AGAINST ME!! EEEEEEEEEEEE- 
 * "Primal Yharon engulfs himself in pure blue fire, before charging at hyperspeed directly into and through the Red Dragon himself."
 * The Energy Absorber API absorbs some of the energy from Yharon's blue fire. However, it absorbed so much that the Integrity is reduced to 0 percent! It vanishes into thin air, leaving no traces of energy behind.
 * The Frost Impaler's Armor takes... quite a dent. It's destroyed!
 * Before he charges through me, I launch a really powerful Gravity Wave, which pushes Primal Yharon away from me at the speed of light before quickly dissipating.
 * "I'd say it's time for this all to end, wouldn't you?"
 * Yup!
 * Yup!

The Last Stand (Boss Bonanza vs. Primal Yharon)

 * The Rebel Flagship launches a barrage of Voltaic Climaxes at Yharon, which are small electric orbs that heavily fries the target with 1.21 terawatts! (Based on its Boss Ion weapon).
 * Mike Tyson activates his strongest attack! SERIOUS SERIES: SERIOUS PUNCH.
 * He punches one of Primal Yharon's heads really hard (see link), so hard that just the sheer force of the punch alone splits the sky of the current planet that Yharon's on!
 * However, this also costs his own life. Mike Tyson is rekt!
 * Akron unveils something in his mouth: Multi-Cannon. 480 power, and attacks 4 times. The most damaging of Akron's attacks.
 * Planet Buster: An energy blast is shot at Yharon at the speed of sound. Like what its name implies, it is capable of blowing up an entire planet.
 * Wave Motion Gun: A blue superlaser is fired at Yharon. This one will cause constant pain once it hits a target.
 * Typhoon Drill Missiles: A barrage of missiles is launched at Yharon. Once they hit him, they won't explode yet, but they'll drill through his skin with its Oblitinium drill head, which is more than capable of obliterating some materials that are stronger than diamond. After they went through Yharon's skin, then they'll explode.
 * Dragon Eater: A black sphere with a mouth full of teeth is launched from Akron's Multi-Cannon. It is an eldritch abomination that feasts on dragons. The Dragon Eater then proceeds to ensnare Primal Yharon with shadow tendrils before biting his tail, shredding it with teeth that are literally drills.
 * Soul Master uses Orb Barrage. He fires a barrage of orbs of concentrated infection at Yharon. This orb will attempt to home in until it strikes the wall or floor (or Yharon). He can conjure an orb from anywhere in the arena.