Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28741271-20160417131915/@comment-28122105-20161004225808

Cereal is good for you. Eat it every day.

Unless you don't have any, then stealing from your neighbor who mysteriously has an extremely awesome defense system is perfectly okay.

Or, if you don't have the money to buy any, then you can steal a valuable crystal from a museum filled with defenses, as that's perfectly okay, too.

Just in case you're in outer space for whatever reason, stealing Captain Viridian's stock of shiny trinkets and getting money from those is also perfectly okay. It's not like he'll be mad or anything.

(The last part totally isn't hinting towards an upcoming forum game. Definitely not.)