Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29646689-20180822003111/@comment-29646689-20180826195326

I call in a mining probe to continually slice through them with high-output lasers.

125 hours later

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I have gotten into my private ship and jumped to a random place in intergalactic space.

I then shut off most non essential stuff and get into a stasis vat, waiting for a point in the future where the Ship AI will wake me up.

Try finding a 100m long triangle of steel floating hundreds of thousands of light years from the nearest star.