Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20181114032901/@comment-7395353-20181203024129

During planning, there's an argument over... what sized notebook paper should be sold. Should we pick a common size? Something completely new? How about holes for those ring things to go through? Eventually a fight breaks out, with paper airplanes and then paper fighter jets. Things escalate until a paper nuke decimates the building.


 *  I guess you could say, they were... torn between the choices.
 *  ...
 *  You know what? You just gave me an idea!
 * CEO John walks away, and generic construction noises are heard. He walks in several seconds later...
 *  What did you make?
 *  Oh, nothing. PEW PEW Just a Pun Neutralizer.

We sell Pun Neutralizers, laser guns that automatically fire when someone does a pun.

(Also, someone should probably make sure Dave's okay.)