Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24286619-20170730085938/@comment-27121914-20170731141511


 * 404 found: "I teleport a serving of SCP-666-(1/2)-Jinto the stomach of Steven and Dark. trolol.exe has booted up"
 * Eugh! This hellish crab mushroom is so horrible that it literally caused an intestinal apocalypse inside me, which is the same thing that caused the supposedly invincible lizard to commit suicide!
 * NOOOO!! IMPOSSIBLE!!! HOW CAN I BE... DEFEATED!!!!!!!!
 * I die, and then I respawn (teleports back from Hell).
 * ...JUST KIDDING. 

> '''MURDER MODE ACTIVATED. '''

> '''TARGETS: ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING. '''


 * HA HA HA... 
 * FOOLISH MORTAL, DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN PERMANENTLY KILL ME WITH THE MOST LETHAL SCP!?! 
 * I HAVE MANY NAMES: THE RED DRAGON, THE SCOURGE OF THE MULTIVERSE, THE CORRUPTOR, THE SUSHI EATER, ETC. 
 * And, you know...
 * REALITY CAME FROM DUST, AND TO DUST, IT WILL RETURN. 
 * I transform into my primordial form...

TimewornKaiju/Steven Fedkin 

The Red Dragon 

Scourge of the Multiverse 


 * In this form, I will now regular use my ultimate ability: Red Miles. 
 * I behead all 6 heads of the Dark Tiahamut  (Sweg Dragon) with Red Miles, and then I burn his heads by breathing Hellfire at them.
 * I create a knife made of Red Miles, and slices SnufflesTheDog with it, dealing 99999999... damage, better described as the Pain of Nines.
 * I open my mouth and breathes a red superlaser (also made of Red Miles) at 404 found (or whatever his characters/clones he's playing as), as an attempt to utterly annihilate him.
 * I shoot Photon Beams (made of light) out of my eyes, which may not hit Sonar553.
 * Several tendrils of Red Miles relentlessly homes on TheRealDarkrai5 until they impale him.
 * I use Serious Punch at Type: Sparky with enough force to literally split the sky.