Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26134218-20160902074520/@comment-27121914-20160913121325

Heaven. Because... well, duh.

Lord English

 * Misogynistic.
 * Messed up the entire timeline with time shenanigans and his lackeys.
 * Destroyed countless universes by feeding them rainbows.
 * He's already here.
 * And much more.