Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26336673-20171129010811/@comment-27080660-20171204165712

'You naive idiot. You've gotten in my way for the last time.'

You'll never learn from your past mistakes, will you?

Well, you interfering brat, I've prepared a special treat just for you.

I'll pummel you relentlessly until I grow bored of it, before sending you plummeting into the abyss!

Type:Deceased

 * Now, as my other entities are a bit... Well, occupied, you'll just have to deal with little old me.
 * I begin by letting off an Extinction Wave- a combination of the Eye of Extinction and the Off Waves. This devastating pulse of pure, unbridled energy slams into your shriveled, puny body with the strength of a black hole, careening you away from my entities and preventing you from buzzing around them like a mosquito. I'll also use my Heatseeker API to ensure that this hits, preventing you from dodging this attack in any way whatsoever.
 * Now I can have some fun.
 * I activate a Warp-Negator Field, preventing you from simply teleporting away, or cheesing your way out of all of my attacks with one sentence, such as "I counter it all". You're not allowed to be lazy this time, kiddo.
 * I also surround both of us with unbreachable, sky-high tornadoes made of pure blood. Attempting to break out of these will result in your untimely demise. It's just you and me now.
 * I'll begin by surrounding myself in a shell of pure, jagged brimstone crag, before ramming into the Egg Walker's knees at light-speed. With the walker crippled, I'll fire a gigantic Draconic Extinction Beam straight at your now-exposed cockpit!
 * If that's not enough for you, I'll use my Hyperspace Calamity Tendrils to grab each of your legs, and rip them apart in each direction, ancient medieval torture style.
 * I'm not done with you yet.
 * I call upon a mighty Brimstone Slasher, a deadly laser blade forged from the hottest of brimstone. Using it, I slice the walker in two, before doing the same to your Evilness Laser!
 * Now, for my final attack.
 * I pluck you straight out from the cockpit of the now-dead walker and proceed to grind your face into the Blood Tornadoes. After your ugly mug's been melted away, I'll use my Brimstone Slasher to skewer you like a kebab, before throwing you directly into the cyclone of blood! After letting you whirl around a little, I dispel the twisters, letting you escape for now.
 * I should also mention that since I'm invincible until someone destroys my entities, you can't attack me directly. And as I've mentioned, you can't run.
 * That'll be all for now, you insolent pest.