Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-32684847-20170720192342/@comment-27121914-20170723121252

Invasion of SIS Conqueror

 * "Clone 3 TPs the alien into a private universe to duel it out."
 * Acknowledged.
 * "Clone 1 : in SIS Conqueror. Clone 2: disappeared. Clone 3: fighting alien via Lightsaber. Clone 4: sneaking in SIS Conqueror. Clone 5: in X-34 Gunship. Clone 6: disappeared (hunted by SSC)."
 * Acknowledged.
 * "Black Ops team 2 disperse. one unit tries to open up the Hangar while the others fire back with plasma weapons."
 * The Hangar has been opened!
 * After Type: Sparky enters the ship, the Hangar immediately closes.
 * The Mercurian Manipulator counters the plasma blasts with Frostfire Spheres!
 * "Black Ops team 1 uses Cryo Grenades on the Venusian in an attempt to slow it down, and one unit heads for the explosive ammo."
 * The Venusian Incinerator got hit by a Cryo Grenade!
 * The Venusian Incinerator isn't slowed down, or frozen. But he's weakened; he is no longer covered in Hellfire, and he's now unable to attack! (1/3 posts remaining)
 * The explosive ammo is over there, but then, the Kerbal Kommander summoned Hellfire Turrets!
 * These turrets won't set the explosives on Hellfire because they can change the properties of Hellfire.
 * The Hellfire Turrets shoots a barrage of Hellfire Spheres at Black Ops Team 1.
 * "Clone 2 dodges Tricky's dead body, incinerates it and keeps on fighting."
 * Clever, very clever.
 * But, since you said that Clone 2 has disappeared, I won't be able to fight it.
 * "the clone fighting the Saturnian drops an anvil through a portal onto the alien, then electric punches him in the face. He then grabs the alien and smashes him into the ground."
 * Surprise attack! 68% HP remains! The Saturnian Shieldbearer is stunned!
 * 55% HP remains!
 * Critical hit! 29% HP remains!
 * But...! He turned gaseous once he got slammed against the ground, and then he appears behind Clone 3. He's no longer stunned!
 * After that, he slashes Clone 3 with his lightsaber while using Force Choke against him.
 * "the Zombie Mag Agent, with heavy armor (he didn't take it off when he turned Z), smashes through all the plants along with the boss zombies, clearing a way for the swarm zombies."
 * The Kerbal Kommander summons Giga Torchwood!
 * Giga Torchwood engages battle against the Zombie Mag Agent!
 * Giga Torchwood uses Giga Bash, as an attempt to damage the Mag Agent's armor!
 * For the boss zombies, well. Remember the Uranian Destructor? He's here!
 * The Uranian Destructor fires powerful Gamma Beams at the boss zombies.
 * Several elite Martian Troopers fire death beams at the swarm zombies!
 * "Clone 1 quickly responds by producing a dozen Scranton Reality Anchors around the Shadow, then activating them. He then produces a giant Chrono Beam (see X-34 gunship, RFF wiki) and blasts the Shadow with it."
 * The Shadow of the Incarnate is now corporeal!
 * So, the Chrono Beam is some sort of Kamehameha/Wave Motion Gun? Acknowledged.
 * The Shadow of the Incarnate creates an energy shield to counter it. But the barrier breaks!
 * 70% HP remains!
 * The Shadow of the Incarnate responds by creating an Energy Blade and stabs Clone 1 with it.
 * "Clone 5 summons 100 Electro Wizards to counter the Super Spacky (sic), then grabs the Alpha clone and throws him across the room. or if not possible, body slams him."
 * Ah, those wizards with Wario's mustache have been summoned.
 * The Super Sparky has been overloaded with electricity, so much that she exploded!
 * The Constructor builds a wormhole that only pulls Electro Wizards into it, teleporting them to sessions of Clash Royale, where they will fight for the players to the death!
 * (Why do I keep teleporting Clash Royale troops back to the game...)
 * Thrown across the room: The Constructor builds a portal gun, then he shoots a blue portal at the wall, and then he shoots an orange portal on the ceiling. After passing through the portals, he builds a jetpack on his back and lands safely.
 * Body slam: 87% HP remains!
 * The Constructor responds by shooting a blue portal above Clone 5, and an orange portal below Clone 5, creating a portal loop (a situation where you keep falling through the portals).
 * After 1 minute has passed, the Constructor builds a pair of Supernova Gauntlets and punches Clone 5 with them.
 * "the Engineers in the column of soldiers get the antitank rocket launchers out and shoot the L337 Martian Troopers. the Mag Agents produce their sized up weapons (super shotguns, explosive launchers, flamethrowers, really big melee weapons) and engage the other L337 Martian Troopers."
 * The troopers fired ki blasts to counter the antitank rockets!
 * Several Praetorians are deployed against the Mag Agents!
 * The Praetorians make their first move by slashing the Mag Agents with their katanas.
 * Elite Martian Troopers fire death beams at the Engineers.
 * "almost forgot: the clone at the Life Support first releases SCP-009and a Stage 5 SCP-129 into the atmosphere, then waits for a bit to blow up the O2 systems and explosively decompress the SIS Conqueror via SCP-155 (infinitely hot computer set to an infinite loop)"
 * The Jovian Adversary receives a Temperature Controller from the Mercurian Manipulator, and then the Jovian sets the room temperature to -85 degrees celsius, turning SCP-009 into a liquid state before it starts assimilating water!
 * And then she contains SCP-009 within a sealed storage tank of heat-resistant alloy, and teleports the storage tank into an empty void.
 * The Jovian Adversary disperses herself, cleansing the air of SCP-129.
 * After that, she teleports SCP-155 into the Prison Dimension, where the overheating computer can't do any damage beyond the dimensional barrier.
 * SuperSpyChase: "I teleport to the SIS Conqueror and look for Clone 4. 
 * You have teleported into this ship. I will let you fight Clone 4 without my interference if you don't attack my troopers.
 * (I'm not allowed to tell Clone 4's location, am I? Because, does that count as assuming things, thus breaking Rule #6?)
 * "Tondenga, who was already finished Charging an attack, Smashes walls numerous times with his Club."
 * Why are you hitting my ship's walls? They're unbreakable, like most levels in most video games, and unlike sandbox games like Minecraft.
 * "Pingrek Creates a Personal Ice wall"
 * Acknowledged. Again, if you don't attack me, I will let you hunt 404's Clone 4 in peace since I don't want these walls of text to be any longer.
 * "Pyokorider Blasts through a Door with Undefying speed."
 * You blasted through a door to an unspecified room. It's an empty void, and until this room gets a name, (Engine Room, Life Support room, Ammo Storage, Hangar, etc.) it will still be a place of nothingness.
 * "Oohoroc Sends numerous lightning sparks throughout the room."
 * There's literally nothing else in here, no need to worry.
 * I scan one of the floors for any defense/attack mechanisms in the room."
 * You scan for defense mechanisms in the unnamed room. There's nothing else here, just a white void that will turn into a room once it gets a name.
 * Type: Sparky:
 * "(wow GG on your wall-of-text-resilience skills)"
 * Thanks!
 * "I fly into the ship while completely ignoring SSC and the Uberheroes. Then I go to the Command Room, build an X-Bow for Kaiju (the device won't attack any of Kaiju's stuff), and then leave again. Drop successful!"
 * Well, thanks?
 * An X-Bow has been placed in the Ship Bridge!
 * "So what the heck is a super sparky. and where did he get one. EDIT: Found it in the wall of text. Where did you get the blueprints Kaiju?"
 * A more powerful version of Sparky from Clash Royale.
 * The blueprints? I just summon something that already exists, and then I modify it to a stronger version.