Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26073440-20180611151645/@comment-7395353-20180613110521


 * 1) A bag of money, from the "bags of money" aisle
 * 2) A blowtorch
 * 3) A golden statue

 Sir, that gold statue costs $500,000.  *empties bag of money*  Sir, that bag of money costs $1,000,000.  *blowtorches the empty bag*  ...can't argue with that, I guess.