Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26417074-20151216061723/@comment-29106585-20151218115010

I need to make myself a real legit (NOT) story

Based on the history of this wiki

Chapter 1

'''Once uponz dee tiem there was a dude. named TerencedaBomb. He created the wiki, which was gud. But then he started shuting random shiet everywhere and made da weeki a big mass, which was nut gud.'''

Chapter 2

'''Den another dud came, and his name wuz Hackie. Deez guy hacked the random shiet evrywere and fond that it was made of potatoes. Hackie's burning hateried for patatas droved him to destroy potatoes evrywere. Hackie replazed da patato mass with real legit pineapples, veryfied by Rabtap. Huzzah Hackie.'''

Chapter 2.5

After Hackie came 3 more..

HOLD UP

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HALF-LIFE 3 CUNFURMD

Chapter 3

'''3 more, named Nushden, Priemtiem and Shuds. They swure to join furces wif Hackie in dustruying all deez patato and replazin dem wif legit pineapples veryfied by Rabtap. Dis ackshen raised the attenshun of Clubby Steppy, Two-Therory and The Locking Dead, hoo all h8 pineapples. Dey destruid all deez pineapples and reploxed them wif even moar real legit benenas, veryfird by not only Rabtap but allso Neekee Meenaj, Barak Ohbama, Jon Seena n Chuk Noerees. '''

Chapter 4

'''Hackie wunted to destruy the benenas but Nushden sed it wasn't patatos after all, which was gud. Hackie wuz happy wif dat, and fur a long tiem no one shut random shiet aroudn again. Which was even gudder. And eet stayded dat wuy for a long tiem until Shuds reevifed TerencedaBomb in a stury. And then TerencedaBomb ncuregedd deez dushbeg, RyzngFyre6666, to wrte anuthur sthupid stury.'''

Chapter 5

'''Dees eez da end. U wun moar? Fine. This dushbeg RyzngFyre6666 also craeted a thwead, called Ordah of Da Demunz. Clubby Steppy, Two-Theorory and The Locking Dead all approved and so they gave RyzngFyre6666 benenas, not only veryfird by Rabtap but allso Neekee Meenaj, Barak Ohbama, Jon Seena n Chuk Noerees. '''

'''DEES IS DA REAL END. NO MURE.'''

U STEEL WUN MOAR?

NUUUUU!

RYZNGFYRE6666_RUNDUMSTARYTELLING haz kwashed.

Deal wif it.