Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-34097798-20180829191427/@comment-27790518-20180925121314

Well, if they do, assuming that we are on Earth, the speed of the bullets, which is at the speed of light, would cause infinite friction with the air, causing a powerful burst of infinite heat to destroy the entire universe.

Also, this would cause the lasers to go forward In time by an unspecified amount or something by I'm not going to go into detail because it is far too complicated for my understanding.

...or I could just deploy an elemental shield while throwing all these letters at you. Yeah, let's do that!

I deploy an elemental shield to protect against the lasers, though it does not last very long and breaks, resulting in one hitting me. Then I throw every single letter in this post at you. (The actions are still done though)