Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28256389-20161202163445/@comment-32103317-20161203034520

Wait, Alpha654, AND Kaspoku?!?! Welcome to my humble abode! I see you made it here. Excuse me, but, where are your swimsuits? It can get quite hard to breathe down here in the saltwater, unless you're me. Also, it appears your devices that you brought are not in waterproof covers. Sorry, but you'll have to swim back up a kilometer or so, and get those things.

TL;DR: You're a kilometer underwater, without swimsuits, or waterproof covers for your devices.