Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28390278-20151008224600/@comment-27028231-20151011232946

I get the military to believe it's a magical pony flying through the sky. They shoot it down.

The turnip falls and it gets destroyed :(

Then I get it back by stealing a machine made by Bugs Bunny's neighbor and bringing it back from the dead.

Now I have the turnip :D