Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25878636-20151127183714/@comment-27022259-20151207215116

I fed him some milk and he seems to be passing food now, but he is passing it too fast and now my litter box isn't even a litter box anymore, it is more like a giant poop box now. So that didn't work. I tried spraying him with water but I don't see how that would help his diet, because he is scared at me now. I set him on fire to make him love me again. Now he is running around like an infernous setting everything on fire while he is screaming for something. What should I give him now?