Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180317161115/@comment-26877467-20180319032047

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404 found creates a fire extinguisher, but it doesn't push them that far forward.

CookieCookieNomNom teleports 5m forwards.

Aggron... Just Aggron jumps on a spring to propel themselves forward, but their dizziness mixed with the speed potion makes them go in a wrong direction to even it out.

Phychomaniac14 activates an Alcubierre drive, compressing space.

S0mePVZfan bursts into flames.

TheContestant437 drinks a speed potion.

Fumes from 404 found's fire extinguisher cover Psychomaniac14 and extinguish S0mePVZfan.

Oiniteoderfla12 pulls out a hoverboard, but falls off because they are stunned.

Vaguebuild summons Usain Bolt and rides him. However, Usain Bolt is retired and isn't used to carrying people, so the speeds even out.

Sonar553 waves an axe (although I'm pretty sure it's a hammer but whatever) and hits it on the ground. It doesn't do much, but Sonar553 still has a very sharp and pointy axe in their hands.

404 found replaces the fire extinguisher with a jet engine with 30 seconds of fuel. In combination with their reduced inertia, this turns out to give a handy boost.

Oineteoderfla12 gets back on their hoverboard, barely able to keep their balance.

I'm assuming by super star they mean the Starman from the Super Mario series, TheConstestant437 gets a super star and becomes temporarily invincible and dangerous to touch.

Current Standings
Players:

'''Aggron... Just Aggron': 35m, 1st place''

XXPhoenix888: 15 m, 10th place

S0mePVZfan: 30m, 3rd place


 * Covered in fire extinguisher fumes

Sonar553: 30m, 3rd place


 * Energetic
 * Axe

404 found: 35m, 1st place


 * Inertial Dampener with High Energy Focus


 * Extra Inertia
 * Jet engine (2 turns left), to be automatically removed when empty

Oiniteoderfla12: 25m, 5th place

CookieCookieNomNom: 25m, 5th place
 * Hoverboard

Vaguebuild: 20m, 9th place

TheContestant437: 25m, 5th place


 * Invincible (1 turn left)

Psychomaniac14: 25m, 5th place


 * Covered in fire extinguisher fumes
 * Alcubierre drive (space compressor)

Map:

Starting line (0m)

Remember, you can attack other players! Slow them down, get an advantage! (just don't... piss them off)