Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-30759860-20170122024606/@comment-29191679-20170125005735

Thing is, I (Not the guy behind the screen) haven't even existed for 5 years. The beam would send me forward through time. I'll stay here, though.

I copy+paste a lot of Thingy-O-Matics, compressed into a ball as small as an atom. That becomes a black hole instantly.


 * That ought to speed things up.

I teleport to my blank timeline.