Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-25358024-20151130174123/@comment-26317392-20151130203739

I am AT

I find a large log nearby. I drag it to the vending machine. I then whack it 10 times.

I discover a stool. I stand on the stool. I then drop the log over the vending machine. I repeat this 10 times.

I see a strong piece of bark sticking out from under the vending machine. I lift it, in order to get the vending machine to topple over. It does, and I use my log to smash the vending machine.