Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27121914-20170711123319/@comment-27121914-20170716024411


 * This isn't a fight anymore. It's now Random Forum War.

Counteractions (As Zerach Maxar)

 * 404 found:
 * "the heavy vehicles (tanks, LAV-25s, Bradleys), artllery (duh?) and air support (Black Hawk choppers, air strafe runs, etc.) fire away freely at the infected. with priority given to stronger infected e.g. that Flesh Golem and the Death Knight."
 * The Flesh Golem got obliterated!
 * That Death Knight is already dead! But... here comes another one!
 * The Death Knight slices several vehicles into pieces!
 * A Lich is shielding the undead army from the artillery!
 * A Dracolich is shooting the aircraft with fireballs!
 * "the Foundation containment teams receive reinforcements armed with explosives and flamethrowers."
 * The Werewolves are hunting soldiers who are armed with explosives and flamethrowers!
 * "I drop in the Project Nexus Science Tower onto the area. It serves as an outpost."
 * Acknowledged. Regular undead won't be able to do anything to damage this building.
 * "I also consider making a truce with Steven to focus fire on Dragon."
 * HAH! Keep dreaming. I will make my walls of text longer and I want to become the enemy of everything, and you can't stop me from doing that!
 * SuperSpyChase: '""@TimewornKaiju: Slamming me to the ground is ineffective."
 * Alright, acknowledged.
 * SnufflesTheDog: "(As G-1000) DEFEATED GROUDON USING GEAR GUN"
 * Plot twist: Legendary Pokemon won't go down easily in a single move! There's a reason why they're called "Legendary".
 * -21% damage!
 * Btd456Creeper: '""I clone myself and give Zerach Maxar the clone because I want to be a part of this."
 * If Zerach absorbs another clone after his creation, then he'll become unstable. Plus, I suck at Chemistry, so I could barely use your abilities.
 * Remaining absorbed clones: Alpha654, GD Ghost; the Phantom Monarch, GeoDash!; the Metal Enslaver, Pizzaking161, SuperSpyChase, TimewornKaiju.

Space Battle with 404 found

 * "the Executor loses 2 more ring pieces, and the central core. This causes a massive shockwave to blast outwards (due to the Aureus tech powering all the drones), which consist of 4 rings: an EMP ring, a shockwave, an Aureus Lightning ring, and a Light Wave Generator ring. (Executor is immune to this shock explosion)"
 * -55% HP! (18% HP remaining).
 * The Ragnarov Titan used Explosive Shot!
 * "the Regius with its few Battleships focus fire with Eclipse and Tarkin, while releasing repair bots hardened against outside influences to fix up as much as they can."
 * 1,000 Shriken Corvettes focus fire on Regius!
 * The Ankylon Titan and the Kultorask Titan combine their laser beams to create a superlaser! (More powerful than two separate lasers combined).
 * The superlaser hits Eclipse, overwhelming it!
 * "Combot (supercomputer) releases several network attacks on the Titans, including DDoS attacks, data worms, malware, and other anomalous digital SCPs in an attempt to cripple them."
 * WannaCry, BonziBUDDY, PC Optimizer Pro, MEMZ, etc. were released on the Titans' supercomputers! (Thanks, Vinesauce Joel).
 * But! I have the ultimate antivirus installed in my titans' computers: Malwarebytes Anti-Malware! (Version 1000.0: Can defend computers against even the most dangerous of digital SCPs).
 * Cyberattack thwarted!
 * "the Starkiller Base remotely creates a shield for the capital ships under fire on the frontline."
 * Acknowledged.
 * "the Vega Flagship launches spread missiles and railgun projectiles, with support from Carriers and Battleships. the Destroyers in the back fire away with long range weapons. the Cutters and Frigates swarm said Titan, while the Cruisers use medium range missiles."
 * -22% damage to Coronata's shields! (78% shield points remains).
 * The Coronata Titan uses Unity Mass against the Vega Flagship!
 * The will of my fleet is focused on the Coronata Titan.
 * This includes the other remaining titans, several capital ships that are combating the likes of Star Destroyers, and lesser ships as well.
 * Also, this version of Coronata doesn't have a limit of how many ships can increase the damage of this attack.

Attacks (As Zerach Maxar)

 * I give the Phantom Monarch  a corporeal body since being intangible equals boring. And if you destroy her corporeal body, then she'll be defeated.
 * And that body is... Skeletron (my version).
 * Skeletron summons thousands of Gaster Blasters, all of them focus their attacks on the Project Nexus Science Tower.
 * Primal Groudon quits attacking G-1000, but then he used Earthquake! The earthquake devastates the battlefield, except for anything residing in space, or the sky.
 * Primal Groudon's Desolate Land ability takes effect this turn: It causes ice to melt, and water to evaporate. And it also causes the weather to become extremely hot!
 * Alright, so... the Battle of Gods has begun!
 * Dark Side  (Btd456Creeper) vs. The Great Leviathan  (Sweg Dragon) vs. Zerach Maxar  (TimewornKaiju; me).
 * I use Genesis against Dark Side  (yes, that's a light cross that can be seen from space).
 * I summon a Crusher Barrier around the Great Leviathan and crushes him with it. (A barrier that implodes, crushing anything that's inside the barrier. It works like this). (SuperSpyChase's barrier powers).