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Tl;dr Revenge of the sith in a nutshell

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Yakko’s I Can’t Fix Battleshake by Blind Guardian Lyrics

This is for my slime boys out there. Furries and anomalies. The hyperactive scatterbrains With milkshake running though your veins Unlimited sleep deprivation. Dankest memes and vaporwave. Procrastinate at 5 am. Forever, that [EXPLETIVE] is my jam.

I've been trying for so long, To sing you the right song To show you something different every day So you hear what I have to say Like puzzle pieces And now we're here at a stand still I wonder if you feel The kind of pain that rips your insides out? That's something I know all about, Shocking, ain't it?

It cannot be seen But there's blood on the green Only god knows I'm innocent Take me, take me home A dark seed reigns in me Like the storm rules over the sea I challenge thee, do not cross this bridge alone

Don't dare me now The threatening shadows will pass by There're getting closer now Open your eyes Wake up my dear young friend And hate shall fade away

Is it because I can't be her? Made your mistakes and make me hurt I can't fix you Is it because I can't be her? Made me awake and make me hurt I can't fix you

I will not move, yet

I'll stand still, instead

There on the battlefield he stands Down on the battlefield he's lost And on the battlefield it ends

Chorus: War and anger shall reign The clash of iron can be heard By blindness you're driven insane I'm lost in anguish and grief Sorrow won't wane 'til you die A shattered body deeply hurt And darkness will cover the light It's gone forevermore

(Instrumental)

I come from the future and the Future will be beautiful! With pizza at the speed of light. And hugs multidimensional. Don't hold anything back, dude your fantasies are real to me. So taste'em like a lollipop Yeah go in hard and never stop.

I can feel my heart breaking Mistakes I've been making I'm running out of patience to pretend This isn't how I'll let it end My feigning fading You've been mourning your loss here And that's grinding my gears How can a human lose their self control? There's nothing left to make you whole I'm done explaining

The field's been left in sorrow The father and the son They're gone The sun shines bright And anger rises Lorn and lonely Torn apart Don't you think It's time to stop now We were charmed and fooled by the old serpent's kiss

Let's pray That heaven is on our side Through all the commotion Shall honour arise

So let's pray And blessed shall be our leader We follow the noble and bright

Don't you hear me crying Crying Come take me away I hallow thy name

Is it because I can't be her? Made your mistakes and make me hurt I can't fix you Is it because I can't be her? Made me awake and make me hurt I can't fix you

There on the battlefield he stands Down on the battlefield he's lost And on the battlefield it ends

(Chorus)

(Instrumental)

This is what happens when you leave it to somebody else If you want it done right you should just do it yourself You oversaturate your world with nothing but machines You might make everyone happy but you're dead inside just like me

That's what minstrel sing Join in the horrible screams Take part in murderous deeds renowned be the lion-hearted Join in the minstrelsy Wailing in endless grief It eagerly longs for more Broken bodies lay down on the ground

And now we're here at a stand still I wonder if you feel The kind of pain that rips your insides out? That's something I know all about Shocking, ain't it? We have a lot more in common Than you would be calm with It's like we're the same person, me and you We both don't know what we can do...

Blood sheds all over the place The green will be stained forever And hate reigns all over the field They keep struggling on in anger Fiercely intense Outrageous, too blind to see And in pain they keep on singing We claim the land for the highlord God bless the land and our highlord

Is it because I can't be her? Made your mistakes and make me hurt I can't fix you Is it because I can't be her? Made me awake and make me hurt I can't fix you

Is it because I can't be her? Made your mistakes and make me hurt I can't fix you Is it because I can't be her? Made me awake and make me hurt I can't fix you

(Chorus)

(Instrumental)

And now, the nations of the world, brought to you by Yakko Warner!

Yakko: United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru, Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribbean, Greenland, El Salvador, too. Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, and still, Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina, And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil. Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda, Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan, Paraguay, Uruguay, Suriname, And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.


 * Music*

Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland, And Germany, now in one piece, Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia, Italy, Turkey, and Greece. Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania, Ireland, Russia, Oman, Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia, Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran. There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan, Both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain, The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal, France, England, Denmark, and Spain.


 * Faster music*

India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan, Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan, Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh (Asia), And China, Korea, Japan. Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia, The Philippine Islands, Taiwan, Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand, Then Borneo, and Vietnam. Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola, Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana, Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia, Guinea, Algeria, Ghana.


 * Even faster music*

Burundi, Lesotho, then Malawi, Togo, The Spanish Sahara is gone, Niger, Nigeria, Chad, and Liberia, Egypt, Benin, and Gabon. Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, and Mali, Sierra Leone, and Algiers, Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya, Cameroon, Congo, Zaire. Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar, Rwanda, Maore, and Cayman, Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia... Crete, Mauritania, then Transylvania, Monaco, Liechtenstein, Malta, and Palestine, Fiji, Australia, Sudan!


 * 2017 verse*

Montenegro and Bosnia Herzegovina, The Soviet Union is gone, South Africa, Georgia, Moldovia, Latvia, Belarus, Azerbaijan. Uzbekistan, HEY! Kazakstan, HEY! Then there's Tajikistan too, HEY! Turkmenistan, HEY! Kyrgyzstan, Armenia, Tonga, Palau. Lithuania, Serbia, Kosovo, US Samoa, the Balkans, Brunei, Macau and Crimea, then Eritrea... Ukraine, and Estonia, here's Macedonia, New Caledonia, Eastern Slavonia, Ivory Coast, and Cape Verde, Andorra, The Solomon Islands, Dubai! Goodbye!

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