Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26877467-20180329052738/@comment-26877467-20180401085121

Alright, a quick recap of actions that don't do anything: Saying that you run, because you run automatically. Saying anything along the lines of "I go fast," "I increase my speed," "I move forward 30m." Those are the least interesting actions possible, except for maybe running. Creative actions are rewarded, not boringly powerful ones.

Actions - 14
Vaguebuild grabs a cape feather and starts flying, replacing their fire flower.

XXPhoenix888 attatches a rainbow jetpack to their hoverboard.

Aggron... Just Aggron equips mirror armor. It clangs a lot.

404 found summons a set of medical nanobots and uses them.

Oiniteoderfla12 summons the Medic from Team Fortress 2, and lets fits both themselves and the Medic on the hoverboard.

EndermanR169 plays the Elegy of Emptiness on an ocarina, and creates a decoy statue of his mechanical monster at 115m. It probably won't trick other players, but they will have to go around it. Invader Zim will shoot at it instead of EndermanR169.

Btd456Creeper burns the ice with a flamethrower! No one has to deal with that anymore, it's all just one steamy puddle now.

EpicToast has to deal with the asteroid.

99! EpicToast was already going to go around the asteroid.

Invader Zim shoots lasers or missiles.

86! Invader Zim shoots missiles at a player. [1-14]

10! Player 10 is Psychomaniac14, so they get hit with the missile and it explodes, knocking them out of the air. Aaaaaaand they were over the pit at the time. Psychomaniac14 tumbles down the pit.

404 found shoots an armor-piercing rocket launcher at Invader Zim. It deals 25 damage!

Btd456Creeper throws their flamethrower at CookieCookieNomNom, in a kind of evil and malicious way, curling the edge of their mouth into a smirk as it hits and knocks CookieCookieNomNom over.

EpicToast 2 follows EpicToast, so they also were already going to go around the asteroid.

Invader Zim shoots lasers or missiles.

16! Invader Zim shoots lasers at a player. [1-15]

2! Player 2 is XXPhoenix888, so they get hit with lasers.

Vaguebuild flies over the asteroid.

TheContestant437 has to deal with the asteroid.

Psychomaniac14 lands in some sort of cave. The cave reconnects with the race further up ahead, so they begin moving through it. There's shallow water on the cave floor, flowing slightly. 90! They have to move out of their way a little bit, but it gets rounded down.

EpicToast skids to a stop at the edge of the pit.

Invader Zim begins charging an attack to hit everyone who is currently flying. Invader Zim then replaces the eyes of a random player with mechanical ones. [1-15]

15! 15 is greater than the number of players (14) so it's the first person to attack Invader Zim this turn, which is 404 found. The eyes make them view the first living thing they see as Invader Zim. 404 found is behind Sonar553, so they see them and view Sonar553 as Invader Zim from now on, and are not aware of this.

Sonar553 sees the third obstacle ahead of them, it's a turret. It doesn't start shooting yet.

Current Standings
Players:

'''Aggron... Just Aggron': 150m, 6th place''


 * Mirror armor (loud)

XXPhoenix888: 175 m, 2nd place
 * Laser'd
 * Hoverboard with jetpack attatched
 * Blade of Justice, helicopting with, capable of launching fireballs

S0mePVZfan: 175m, 2nd place


 * Flame-dashing

Sonar553: 180m, 1st place


 * Energetic
 * Second degree burns
 * One small third degree burn
 * Riding a flying carpet
 * Safari planned next August

404 found: 175m, 2nd place


 * Inertial Dampener with High Energy Focus


 * Extra Inertia
 * Omnikey
 * Badass (50% cockiness, 50% adrenaline)
 * Medical nanobots (heals simple injuries, 2 turns left)
 * Mechanical eyes that make Sonar553 look like Invader Zim

Oiniteoderfla12: 150m, 6th place

CookieCookieNomNom: 125m, 13th place
 * Hoverboard
 * Glue-repelling shoes
 * The Rocket
 * Expresses emotions throught the Geometry Dash difficulty icons.
 * Current face: Hard
 * Motivation: Revenge, acquaintance
 * Medic
 * From Team Fortress 2
 * Heals
 * Also riding the hoverboard


 * Burned (get this healed)
 * 3rd degree burns
 * Bonked

Vaguebuild: 140m, 10th place


 * Rocket Launcher
 * Only in underwear and a bandage on leg
 * Ate something spicy
 * Cape feather (can fly and will save you from one hit)
 * Missing intestines
 * Has slinkies within abdominal area

TheContestant437: 140m, 10th place


 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burn

Psychomaniac14: 150m + 10m (158.6m), 5th place

EpicToast: 150m, 6th place
 * Alcubierre drive (space compressor) with EMP armor
 * Wearing hydrophobic cellulite cloak
 * Aerodynamic shield (6 turns of oxygen left)
 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burns
 * In caves
 * Recovering from severe impact (3 turns left)

EpicToast 2: 145m, 9th place
 * Null

EndermanR169: 125m, 13th place Btd456Creeper: 130m, 12th place
 * Null
 * Train-SUV-TankMech with lasers capable of flight (180/200 HP)
 * 2nd degree burns
 * 3rd degree burn
 * Bungled up


 * Banana peel
 * Glimmer of malice

 Entities: 

EpicToast's Car: 15m

Glue: 25m

Fire wall: 35m

Pit filled with marbles, trains, vans, and fire: 50m

Invader Zim: 100/150 HP

Fake finish line (experienced by 1 player): 55m

Fire trail: 70m

Crater: 75m

Asteroid: 140m

Mechanical Monster statue: 115m

Event

Invader Zim: Every turn, Invader Zim will attack two random people with lasers or missiles, and Zim will get a turn to do something else.

Map:

Starting line (0m)

1st obstacle (100m)

2nd obstacle (150m-160m)


 * Caves (70m long, reconnects at 210m)

3rd obstacle (200m)

...

Finish line (1000m)

Invader Zim is one third of the way defeated!

@EpicToast, you're about to fall into the pit, or stand at the edge of it and not move at all.

The third obstacle is at 200m, and has been described.