Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26822753-20170904235912/@comment-27080660-20170907162736

Alright, I'll tear myself from Terraria for 5 minutes to post here.

''It's been only 5 days and I've already beaten the Wall of Flesh. Please, send help.''

The Imprisoned:Turn 5 


 * After a maelstrom of impressive attacks from Steven, The Imprisoned's  been knocked out of the air not once, but TWICE! This resets its distance, and slows it down IMMENSELY!
 * The Imprisoned  gets back up, and grows...
 * 2 more heads! One for each time it was knocked down!
 * With an earth-splitting roar, The Imprisoned  fires aTriple Shadow Breath  at Mecha-Imprisoned, destroying it! (I hope.)
 * As for Sparky's Laser Grid/Sphere maze, The Imprisoned  skewers all red spheres with its Underworld Thorns, ensuring the stage's completion. This does slow it down by a few minutes, though.
 * As for the rest of the attacks, there are so many that listing them all and counteracting them would take over an hour, so I'm just gonna give you guys the benefit of the doubt and say you knocked The Imprisoned  down again!
 * With another massive roar, The Imprisoned  gets back up once more! This time, it grows itself a second pair of legs! Knocking The Imprisoned  down will be twice as hard now!
 * With another massive push, The Imprisoned  begins flying towards the reactor again.
 * Distance to Reactor: 64m