Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-28741271-20151106133438/@comment-28741271-20151110105514

SIDE NOTE: Bitumalus's HP is increased from 150000 to 200000, because he's so demonic.

"Tries to upgrade HacknetOS with some coding"

'''You upgraded HacknetOS with some coding! '''

"(If succeed) Tries to hack down HiTech chest B with the full power of the HacknetOS"

'''9 AHS destroyed! Hi-Tech Chest B can now be opened! You got another Minishark!'''

"(If succeeded hacking HTC B) Tries to give the chest a AI to make it possible to create something with it" 

'''You gave Hi-Tech Chest B a new AI, replacing its old one that's trying to prevent you from hacking it. The AI can be interacted from your Scanbot! NOTE: An AI can't be destroyed.'''

You can give a name to that AI.

Description: An AI can be used to...

1) Significantly improve hacking skills (For Hi-Tech Chests with stronger AI)

2) Operate a powerful robotic companion.

3) Automate a gun like a Minishark.

"EDIT: IceKane tries to look for a way to create a Blizzard Spellbook. He also continues attacking the Eye of Cthulhu" 

You told a joke about eyes, the Eye of Cthulhu laughs (With a voice of an eldritch god) It's laughing so hard that it's crying eldritch tears of joy!

Then you stab its teardrops with Frostbite, creating some '''Eldritch Ice! Then you use the Eldritch Ice to create an Ice Tome! You got an Ice Tome!'''

Description: Casts freezing spells, obviously.

"I suddenly appear. I hack the chest using my scanbot" 

Hi-Tech Chest B is already hacked open by Aeronox!

"I equip my Fire Gauntlet and my Flame Wings and grab my Star Wrath and begin to attack the Eye of Cthulhu with it"

You don't have those things!

"Rrobertus02 grabs a shotgun and shoot it at The Eye of Cthulhu while throwing an axe at the Eye of Cthulhu with my other hand"

The power of awesomeness and the power of a Moderator combine themselves together, dealing 15000 Damage!

The Eye taunts "Noooo! That's 2awesome4me! NOT! How would the power of awesomeness can beat the power of an eldritch god?"

"Hackey5 requests Life Potions from either Shan5481 or Aeronox51 to revive his slain Demon Eye Lvl 3, with the reward of Demon Eye Tears of Despair"

'''Even if the Demon Eye cried Tears of Despair, there's still hope to defeat its former master! And that hope fills it with determination! Demon Eye is revived using determination!'''

The Eye of Cthulhu shouts to its former minion "YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR TREASON AGAINST ME!!!!"

"Hackey5 requests Papyrus Lvl 1 continues defending the group to the best of its ability and also the Fulguris Orb until Demon Eye Lvl 3 is revived"

'''Hackey's Demon Eye is revived, but Papyrus will still defend that Orb! He says "I'LL DO MY BEST AS A REWARD FOR FREEING ME!"'''

"Hackey5 promises Piercing Mini Shark Teeth to enhance weaponry in exchange for Fusion Kits"

Either in Corruption or Crimson, you'll find an Upgrade Kit that allows your Minishark to change from a minigun to a melee weapon (As a melee weapon, it can bites enemies)

"Hackey5 suggests his companions use light attacks on the Eye of Cthulhu or create a light source to suppress the effects of night"

'''Hackey's Demon Eye will do both. '''

'''The Demon Eye flashes a blinding light at the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu is stunned for this turn!''' But it can still talks because it's an eye of an eldritch god.

The Eye of Cthulhu shouts "OW, MY EYE!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!!"

You create some ultrablight torches using the power of the Bureaucrat, making your team immune to Bitumalus's Dark Fog!

Night enemies are only weak against sunlight or holy lights, not some ordinary lights!

"Hackey5 fires the Laser Cannon at the Eye of Cthulhu once charged"

'''Hackey's laser cannon is ready to fire! You fire the Laser Cannon, enhanced by Hackey's Demon Eye, the power of the Bureaucrat and Kane. The Laser Cannon annihilates the Eye!!'''

The Eye of Cthulhu says "Even if one of my eye is gone, I'll activate Plan B! I'll break the orbs to free my non-human followers: Fulguris and Bitumalus, the Thunderbird and the Demon Slime will avenge me!"

The Eye of Cthulhu has been rekt!

REKT BY: Hackey5 (Bureaucrat)

Fulguris and Bitumalus have released!

'''Hackey got a Companion Orb! '''

Description: Contains Sans (Lvl 1) (40000/40000)

'''Tip: If you want something that a Boss just dropped, snatch it from its owner before the next round ends. Also its owner can't use its drop yet until the next round.''' Inventory:

Rrobertus02: Corruption Warp Device.

IceKane: Crimson Warp Device, Dungeon Warp Device.

Shan5481: 5 Life Potions.

Aeronox51: 5 Life Potions, Minishark.

Hackey5: Laser Cannon, Minishark.

Snatchable: Companion Orb (Current owner: Hackey5)

No enemies or chests this turn because the 2 Bosses are just released!

Hackey overhears a conversation between Fulguris and Bitumalus:

Fulguris: Our master just activated his Plan B! He released us from this horrible prison!

'''Bitumalus: Horrible, indeed. And it feels great to be released again!'''

'''Fulguris: I feel the same, partner. Let's rule this world by the name of Cthulhu!'''

'''Bitumalus: I agree! We'll start with you starting a Harpy Invasion. And I'll start a Dark Slime Rain! You know, a slime rain with only Dark Slimes and me instead of King Slime.'''

Harpies are invading from the west!

Dark Slime is falling from the sky!

Today's Forecast: Thunderstorm paired with a fog of pure darkness!

Papyrus says "HUMANS, EVEN IF SOMETHING BAD AS THIS HAPPENS, DO WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: BELIEVE IN YOURSELVES!"

Shan's Slimes level up to level 10, ready to combine themselves into a more powerful Slime!

Hackey's Demon Eye levels up to level 10!

'''Papyrus levels up to level 4! '''

Overworld (Night, Dark Fog, Thunderstorm):

Hackey5 (Bureaucrat) (1000/1000)

NerdyMSP (100/100)

Shan5481 (500/500)

Rrobertus02 (Moderator) (500/500)

DJShadoZombiz (300/300)

Aeronox51 (900/900)

IceKane (500/500)

Shan's Blue Slime A (Lvl 10) (4000/4000)

Shan's Blue Slime B (Lvl 10) (4000/4000)

Shan's Blue Slime C (Lvl 10) (4000/4000)

Shan's Green Slime A (Lvl 10) (2000/2000)

Shan's Green Slime B (Lvl 10) (2000/2000)

Hackey's Demon Eye (Lvl 10) (15000/15000)

Papyrus (Serving Robertus) (Lvl 4) (60000/60000)

Bitumalus, the Demon Slime (BOSS) (Dark) (200000/200000) (Can summon Dark Slimes when attacked) (The sky is covered in a Dark Fog until defeated) (Drops the Demon Gel: Used to upgrade a weapon to a Lvl 10 Dark weapon)

Fulguris, the Thunderbird (BOSS) (Electric/Flying) (100000/100000) (50% Chance of dodging due to being fast for his size) (Thunderstorm lasts until Fulguris is defeated) (Can summon Harpies) (Drops the Thunderstone: Used to upgrade a weapon to a Lvl 10 Electric weapon)

Dark Fog: Without any light sources, attacks from non-nocturnal entities will miss, night-vision accessories recommended.

Thunderstorm: A lightning will strike a random entity every round, excluding bosses.

'''It is now night! '''