Thread:Shenron Weasley/@comment-32329928-20171014091803/@comment-26134218-20180109041224

this sounds like a wall-of-text passive-aggressive version of the Navy Seal copypasta

‘700 confirmed kills’

‘...and I have over 300 confirmed kills.’

Skills and Feats section

‘I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.’

‘I am extensively trained in armed combat’

‘You’re f**king dead, kiddo.’