Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-27719761-20160603041147/@comment-29904938-20160612004631

I shoot pokemaster10000 with a water gun (with water from the Arctic, so we're talking DANGEROUSLY COLD) until he is encased in a block of ice, thus being unable to divide by zero. However, my water gun turned out to be so powerful that everything is freezing and we now all basically live on a planet with a temperature colder than Saturn.