This likely isn't my oldest memory, but I was around back when people were arguing over what the second 1.9 level would be - TOE2 by DJ-nate or Eternity by DJVI. Turned out to be the former.
Wait, what do you mean I didn't post on any of the previous threads?
Granted. You get it. Except its actually a Dish wish ish.
I wish for fire immunity.
Granted, but you eat them all (somehow) and die of sugar poisoning.
I wish for eight limbs that I can control.
Granted, but each wish is always corrupted in some wierd and wacky way.
I wish for a tree.
Granted, but the fish is poisonous and hostile. And it can fly and breathe air, so... Basically you got a bird-fish.
I wish for a way to fly without fancy equipment.
Granted. Your account is deleted.
I wish for a way to defeat the Molten Battle Machine.
*The Molten Battle Machine slithers a part of itself towards SC-9744, whom proceeds to shoot it multiple times with the Family Bismuth. The machine part breaks apart... only to reform and absorb the Bismuth bullets into itself, before reaching out and absorbing the Family Bismuth as well.*
[SC-9744] ...no... but... how?
*The Molten Battle Machine forms a fist and punches SC-9744 into the wall, cracking his visor in the process*
[SC-9744] ...Alright. If we can't shoot it to death, we're going to have to do something a bit unusual to kill it...
*The first wave of robots spawns - a wave of Cataclysm Machine Maintenance and Guard Droids - or, perhaps, Metal Spiders.*
[SC-9744] ... Of course it had to be Spiders. Ready, Lilac?
[Lilac] Ready when you are!
*Lilac jumps onto SC-9744's hands, and proceeds to be launched up with a mightly fling, meeting the droids at their level on the elevator. She proceeds to Dragon Boost, bouncing around the chamber and taking out many of the droids. A few got through to the elevator floor, however.
[SC-9744] Let's see what these machines are made of.
*SC-9744 pulls out the Family Bismuth. Following his lead, Finite draws out a sword and Sparky prepares a Super Impulse Grenade.*
Granted. It takes up where your eyes once were. You cannot see!
I wish for a real-life floating island.
Granted, but the dorito is completely inedible and also hostile.
I wish for a potion of intangibility.
Granted, but all the meatballs cause death apon consumption.
I wish to have the ability to generate Coca-Cola out of thin air.
*As Sparky's group begins to exit the arena, SC-9744 notices a USB stick on the ground where BINARY once stood. He attempts to blast it using one of his various guns, only to find out the hard way that it is indestructible. Instead, he picks it up and re-joins the group.*
BLASTER and BINARY are defeated.
Two down, two to go.
I die.
I also respawn.
I leap at Oiniteoderfla12 with blades in hand.
It's almost October...
I decide to do my typical fire-breath attack.
It doesn't work.
I grab a Space octopus and throw it at TotallyCreativeUsername12345.
Yes, I can breath in space, thanks to some random breathing stuff. Batman can too, don't you know?