I throw shurikens in every direction.
I then proceed to immediately book a therapist because of what I just read.
I get drunk on vodka and magically ‘destroy’ the Wormship with a flask of it.
Taken from UnbelievaBoat bot.
You open to the first page and begin reading.
"Oh, Sweggy boy, can I confess something?"
"Go ahead, Air, my sweet sweet pomegranate."
"I've been dating Steven on the side."
"WHAT?!", Sweg shouted, angrier than a caged tiger.
"AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH?!"
"I know, sweetie", Air responded.
"That's why I intend to make it up to you... Come get on the bed."
...You decide to stop reading.
<Gamer> I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS MADNESS!
<Gamer> YOU ESCAPED BEFORE THE ANTIMATTER TRANSFORMATION...
<Gamer> BUT ENOUGH OF THAT.
Gamer puts a spoon of antimatter in his mouth.
Smoke and explosions rise from Gamer’s body.
<????????> I THINK IT’S ABOUT TIME YOU HAD DIED.
<????????> I AM THE UNLEASHER.
<Unleasher> I have the power to bend space and time.
<Unleasher> And the three of you...
<Unleasher> WILL DIE AT MY HAND!
Unleasher snaps his fingers.
<Unleasher> STR-YCHO, GO!
A melted, deformed version of ‘Psycho’ runs towards the trio.
Cookie finds a syringe labelled Dark Matter.
<Str-ycho> I AM GOD I AM GOD I AM GOD I AM AN ALL POWERFUL GOD
Str-ycho uses a vapourizing attack, which nearly hits Finale.
Meanwhile...
<Cookie> What does this do?
Cookie injects the dark matter into his system.
<Cookie> OH GOD-
i regret everything
SwegToum Reborn
‘I fall down from the sky and break eight of my legs.’
Sweg noticed the message. “Could it be...”
Something in his pants stood up. He was back. He was really back. Sweg immediately rushed to Airtoum’s house.
Sweg knocked on the door.
“Yes?” replied a voice.
Sweg answered in his most flirtatious voice, “Hey. It seems like you’re back, huh? Well...”
“I’m interested.”
“The fanfiction I wrote 2 years ago... those were real feelings I had for you.”
Airtoum blushed hard. “R-really?”
Sweg responded, now sounding more confident. “That wasn’t goat crap. Those were real feelings, and-“
Sweg was leaning against the door when Airtoum swayed open the door.
Immediately, Airtoum pulled Sweg in. For a split second, Sweg was pleasantly confused but after that he knew what to do. They shared a passionate kiss and didn’t let go until they got to a door. This door led to a bedroom.
Sweg opened the door. They saw a huge bed in front of them.
“You and I know what to do, baby.” said Airtoum in an extremely suggestive voice.
Airtoum pulled Sweg onto the bed and started to rip off his clothes. Sweg only had underwear on after that happened. Airtoum slowly took it off, revealing-
[REDACTED FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY]
“-that tasted soooooo good!” said Airtoum. “And now, it’s my turn!”
Airtoum took off all his clothes. Airtoum was about to [REDACTED] when Sweg interrupted.
“I think I have a better idea. ;)” said Sweg.
Sweg went up behind Airtoum and they started thrusting. They thrusted with the force of a million trucks.
“OH, SWEG~~”
They were both in immense pleasure.
They both were about to hit their climax, until...
“WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!”
“Ender?” asked Sweg, surprised.
“Hey, Ender!” said Airtoum, in a suggestive voice again.
“You can join in the fun, too. ;)”
“I mean...uh...”
Ender immediately took off his clothes and got in the middle of Sweg and Airtoum, leaving the door open.
“Mmm, yes~~” said Ender, feeling really comfortable in his position.
This went on for about 72 hours. “Guys...” said Airtoum.
“Thanks for this experience. It’s the most fun I have ever had since I came back.”
There was MAYONNAISE stains everywhere.
Sweg kissed Airtoum, then he and Ender put on their clothes and left the house.
Cookie, who documented all this, immediately booked a session with a therapist.
THE ENDAirtoum wrote: Holy $#!& did I just write this
Airtoum x Oniteo = Airtoum runs his palms over Oniteo's sticklike body. Oniteo smiles and pulls Airtoum closer to him. "Airtoum... you've been gone for so long. I missed you."
"I missed all of you guys too. I missed you, Oniteo, the most of all."
Oniteo starts crying. "How could you have done this to us?"
"I had- well- I don't know." Airtoum stammered.
"I- I love you." Airtoum looks at Oniteo. "That's something I didn't get the chance to say before you left."
"I knew. That was what made leaving the hardest."
"That's not what the hardest thing is right now. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" said Oniteo, pulling Airtoum onto a soft mixture of clouds, lava, and leaves in Hellven. Airtoum let Oniteo lay him down on the cushion. It was comfortable, smooth, slick. Oniteo begins undressing Airtoum. Once Airtoum is stark naked, Oniteo begins undressing himself.
"What method do we want do?" said Airtoum.
"I have some ideas."
"Surprise me."
Oniteo wraps his arms around Airtoum's back, pressing against him completely. Oniteo's hands slowly slide down Airtoum's back completely. Airtoum reaches around Oniteo's neck and pulls Oniteo's lips into his own. Their tongues trade places several times, as if they want to go down each other's throats.
Oniteo watched as Airtoum's eyes dilated, staring right back into Oniteo's eyes with universes of passion.
Oniteo began thrusting, and Airtoum began thrusting back. The world around them flickered around them as they went in and out of Hellven. A whirling wind began swooping around the the two, knocking their clothes far away.
The thrusting began increasing in intensity, stifled moans emerging from the noses of the still connected faces. Reality was breaking down around them, and the winds were now howling. Both of them were covered in sweat. The sensation was that of pure pleasure, lust, passion, and desire being satisfied, only to be replaced with an even stronger desire.
The two began thrashing around, their movements becoming violent and powerful. The moans grew as loud as screams. The two were now in a broken world, and the winds lifted the entire cushion off the ground, Oniteo and Airtoum both still on it, and threw it into the sky.
Finally, they both climaxed and covered each other's entire chest and face with [french onion dip]. Their mouths separated and they looked at each other and smiled giddily, [french onion dip] dripping from Airtoum's lips.
what the actual f$#k is this
NO STOP PLEASE NO GOD NO YOU’RE GONNA BRING OUT THE SASSER INSIDE ME-
Coming soon to a thread near you!
Huge cut. I have my reasons.
Would you rather have to face a rule-breaking annoyance who thinks he/she is funny because they have 1 follower on twitch or another Shenron Weasley
Gamer dodges Finite’s attacks.
<Gamer> And who the hell are you?
<Finite> Remember me?
<Finite> I was gone for some...work.
<Finite> And now I’m here to finish you off.
The dry, volcano-like land fills the area.
It’s 120 degrees Celsius.
They stand facing each other, with a twinkle in their eyes.
It seems too early for this. But it’s happening.
Get ready for a duel!
<Gamer> AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gamer brings out an Icing Gun, which covers the target in poisonous icing that seeps into their insides.
<Finite> Oh no you don’t!
After an hour of wandering, Elmer and Cookie find a cave.
<Elmer> Should we enter?
<Cookie> Yeah, we probably should.
They enter and find food. There’s also strange growling noises behind them.
<Cookie> Are those...
<Elmer> Super werewolves.
<Both> RUUUUUUUN!
They run back to the Hunter and, in a panic, Elmer goes into Hyperspace. He is launched and crashes in the Fire Side of Chaloid.
The ship is a total wreck, and Cookie and Elmer are unconscious.
<Cookie> anyone...
<Cookie> help...
<Elmer> wait, is that...
It’s Gamer.
<Gamer> FOOLS.
<Gamer> THE FOOD WAS A TRAP.
<Gamer> I SET UP THOSE PARTICULAR WEREWOLVES.
<Gamer> I KNEW YOUR TENDENCIES, ELMER.
<Gamer> AFTER ALL, WEREN’T YOU THE ONE THAT LEFT YOUR LOVED ONES TO DIE?
<Gamer> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA!
<Gamer> AND YOU, COOKIE...
<Gamer> YOU’RE MAKING ME WEAK.
<Gamer> TO ACHIEVE FULL POWER, I MUST OBLITERATE YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL.
<Gamer> I’LL TEAR YOU BOTH APART...
<Gamer> TO BLOODY PIECES!
<Gamer> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Gamer draws closer to the pair. Who will save them now? THEY’RE ABOUT TO DIE ANYWAYS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
<Cookie> I found this, maybe it would work.
It’s a temperature resistant jacket.
<Elmer> Great!
The two step outside.
<Elmer> Where do we go next?
404 found wrote: RET:
404 (ARC-170s, TIE Defenders, A6 Juggernaut, Clone Commandos)
Aggron
Cookie
Snuffles
BLT:
Eternulli
Sonar (not sure)
Eevee (and an oversized fleet)
m8 i’m in BLT
/null
laugh track intensifies
Psycho, you’re not funny.
That’s my only answer.
Would you rather be stuck with a Mary Sue or a Nice Guy?
I get hit by Oinite’s punch.
By now the Zapotron is fully charged. I aim it at Oinite and fire.
Australia, right? That’s where the cyclone is heading?
...I live there too. Stay safe Eevee, and best wishes.
Sonar553 wrote: How about...
Sonar vs Solar?
topkek
I push Sonar to whatever metaverse Solar is in and play Mortal Kombat music.
<Elmer> I think maybe we should go outside.
<Cookie> NO! I froze to death last time.
<Elmer> Well where do we get modified jackets?
nope.avi
If you push the button, Elon Musk’s ideas will immediately become reality. However, you then get attacked by an alien species hoping to steal the ideas.
Let’s have at it!
I teleport to where Oinite is and punch him.