The Vault contains a text field and an angry padlock button below it, referred to as the Guard, although its true name is Spooky. Pressing the button will return a response based on what has been entered into the text field. By entering specific phrases, Icon Kit rewards, secret coins and associated achievements can be unlocked.
Rewards
Enter the codes stated as captions to unlock the respective rewards.
The song that plays in the Vault is Random Song 01 and was composed by Robert Topala under his Newgrounds alias RobTop. It is also used in the Treasure Room.
The face on the padlock resembles the Demon difficulty icon but differs in being grey, having red eyes and lacking horns. Its name, 'Spooky', is mentioned by a loading screen phrase as well as implied by certain Vault responses.
The 'blockbite' code can be found under the Help section of the Settings menu. Upon waiting a few seconds, the phrase will slowly appear in the lower right corner of the screen. After entering it into the Vault, it will not appear again.
General responses
Pressing the button without having entered anything will cycle through ordered responses and will repeat upon reaching the end.
How did you get in here?!
What are you poking around for?
Don't you have better things to do?
There is no spoon
Go away!
I should have hid this room better...
You're not supposed to be in here...
RubRub won't like this...
zzzZZZZ...
Don't touch that!
Why U touch my stuff?
RubRub better not find you in here...
Can't you just leave?
This is not the room you are looking for...
Sneaky sneaky...
It's my precious...
You shall not pass!
Don't push the button!
You're gonna get me in trouble...
This is getting ridiculus... [sic]
Go collect some stars
Maybe there are new levels?
Just, stop bothering me
I'm gonna stop talking
...
......
GAH!
You're hopeless...
Really, still here?
Fine, press the button
Hints
A series of hints in turquoise text can appear between any general response in the following order to help guess the codes. Once a code has been entered, the corresponding hint will not be shown again.
You're here for my gold, aren't you?
I had a secret coin once
It was so beautiful
I called it, Sparky (relating to sparky)
Don't tell RubRub, but I stole an icon
He will never notice...
I hid it with my name as the password
Muahahaha! (relating to spooky)
So? You're looking for a hint
I hid one in the game
But I'm not telling you
It's definitely not on the support page (relating to blockbite)
I like the new Robot mode
I even have my own Robot
RubRub gave it to me as a present
No, I won't give you a hint... (relating to robotop)
Ok, I will give you a hint.
Without it, I'm dead.
If I'm not, then I'm behind.
What am I?
That didn't go very well... (relating to ahead)
Why are you still here
You're so stubborn
Stubborn as a fox
Wait, that's not right!
Gah, I forgot the word
Those animals that are stubborn
Nevermind... (relating to mule)
It does get lonely sometimes
It's so quiet...
Except for the annoying music
Just keeps looping
Over and over and over
It never ends
It doesn't have an end
...no ending
That's like 5 hints (relating to neverending)
Fly, you fool!
...or use the force
Whichever comes first
Sneaky hobbitses...
Gryffindor! (relating to gandalfpotter)
There's a trail hidden somewhere
But RubRub didn't tell me where
...Or what the password is
You will have to ask him (relating to gandalfpotter)
Secrets secrets secrets...
It's hard to keep track of
Makes me feel lost...
Maybe we are in a twilight zone?
Reminds me of a book I read
The pages were weird
Page one was page two
Page three was page six
Made it really hard to read (relating to the number set)
I don't feel good
RubRub will come soon...
...Unless he's already here
Watching, waiting, lurking...
He knows every move I make
Every move YOU make
But maybe you can stop him?
Maybe you are the key? (relating to the player's username)
Responses to correct codes
Entering a correct code will return a specific response. After doing so, the response will not be returned again.
Noooooo!!!! (lenny)
My coin... NOOOOOO!!! (sparky)
WHAT!? How did you know my name!?! (spooky)
How do you know my secrets!? (blockbite)
So he told you?... (robotop)
You learn quickly! (ahead)
Ah, right you are. (mule)
You're pretty good at this (neverending)
That was weird... (gandalfpotter)
(general response) (8)
... (16)
What do you think you're doing? (30)
Those numbers, aren't they... (32)
NO NO NO NO!!! (46)
GAH!! You have doomed us all! (84)
He could be watching right now... (player's name)
Other highlighted responses
Alternate responses in turquoise text can appear between any general response in the following order.
Don't you get tired of clicking?
I mean, isn't it boring?
Click click click
Is that all you do?
I heard a joke the other day
Two cubes walk into a bar
Wait... did they walk or slide?
I don't think cubes can walk
Nevermind...
Are you always like this?
I mean, what's the point?
Let me guess, you're gonna push the button?
What a surprise...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Click the back button
So I get rid of you
So... what's up?
The back button is in the corner.
Ready to leave yet?
Whenever you're ready...
Fine, I can wait.
I have an idea for a gamemode
You play as a cube
that can jump
...and there are spikes
nevermind...
Look behind you!
I thought I saw something
Maybe it's just my imagination
Or was it?
DUN DUN DUN!
Responses regarding the Vault of Secrets
An otherwise unreceivable series of responses will be returned after first entering 'sparky' into the Vault, cycling through the Vault of Secrets to receive a series of responses regarding 'sparky', and then cycling through the normal Vault until it returns the following, hinting at the phrase 'glubfub' to be entered into the Vault of Secrets.
So you met the GateKeeper... [incorrectly referring to the Keymaster]
I heard he made fun of me
Made fun of 'Sparky'...
...
Like he has a better name
What does 'Glubfub' mean anyway?
I mean... oh no...
I DIDNT TELL YOU ANYTHING!
Introductory dialogue
Before the Vault is unlocked, the padlock will be grey. Selecting it will return an ordered response and will repeat upon reaching the end.
"robotop" is a portmanteau of Robert Topala's alias RobTop, and RoboCop, a character from a movie of the same name.
"gandalfpotter" is an amalgamation of the names of characters Gandalf and Harry Potter from the book/movie series The Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter respectively.
The number sequence '8, 16, 30, 32, 46, 84' is equated by doubling 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42,, which is derived from the Valenzetti Equation in the TV series Lost, predicting the time of human extinction.
"There is no spoon" is a quote from the movie The Matrix.
"Why U touch my stuff?" is a reference to the phrase "Why U no...", the caption of an Internet meme associated with a specific expressive face.
"This is not the room you are looking for..." is a reference to the phrase "These aren't the droids you're looking for", and "...or use the force" is a reference to the phrase "Use the Force, Luke!", both from the movie Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope.
"It's my precious..." and "Sneaky hobbitses" are quotes from the character Gollum, and "You shall not pass" and "Fly, you fool!" are quotes from the character Gandalf, both from the book/movie series The Lord of the Rings.
The hint suggesting the correct phrase to be "stubborn as a mule" is a common idiom.
"Gryffindor!" is a partial quote from the movie series Harry Potter, often exclaimed as "Ten points to Gryffindor!".
The Twilight Zone is a science-fiction psychological horror anthology TV series.
"Two cubes walk into a bar" is a phrase resembling a bar joke which begin using a variation of the form "A man walks into a bar...".
"Roses are red, violets are blue, click the back button, so I get rid of you" is a variation of the classic poem "Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you", inspired by a passage from the third book of Sir Edmund Spencer's poem epic The Faerie Queene.
